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telekineticseance · 11 months

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YOU’RE FIRED

pairing: joe cooper x f! reader

summary: you’re pretty much the reason joe cooper can’t keep a job

genre: smut

word count: 2393

cw: fingering, semi-public sex, dirty video being sent. p in v, profanity

author’s note: thought of this at like 2 in the morning

Your boyfriend Joe Cooper couldn’t keep a job. As much as he didn’t like to admit it, it was his fault. He repeatedly tried to pin it on you, but just because of your actions didn’t mean he had to do it. While you weren’t entirely in the clear, it was his actions in the end that would cost him his job.

For example, when you met he was a manager at some burger joint. Manager. I know. Shocking. You two had been going out for a while and you decided it would be fun to send him some not very appropriate pictures at his job. No harm. He probably wasn’t going to open them until he got off or until he got on his lunch anyways. False.

You had gotten yourself dressed up in a new black set that you had bought while out at the store. It wasn’t anything too fancy, just a one piece lingeries set, lace all over to where everything was showing underneath, and a matching pair of garters for your thighs. You genuinely thought nothing of it when you got home and took the pictures. You just couldn’t wait to show Coop what you had bought, knowing it probably wouldn’t have lasted in one piece too long, so you also wanted the pictures to savor the thought of owning it at one point.

Although you thought he’d wait, he opened them almost immediately and then about 5 minutes later you received a call telling you that he was on his way to your place. Due to his sudden departure, he lost that job, and had to start over. This happened at about 3 other places as well, because maybe part of you liked to tease him at his job. But did you expect him to repeatedly lose his job over it? No. The one time that he got fired and it wasn’t your fault was when he and Remer both worked at a coffee shop and managed to somehow set the espresso machine on fire. But that one definitely wasn’t on you.

This time you had made a promise to Coop that you wouldn’t send him pictures while he was at work. But as usual, you thought it simply wasn’t your fault because it was his decision to leave. But this time you couldn’t help it, this time you wanted him to come home. You were in a mood, just a mood of craving. Practically yearning for his hands to caress you as he made you beg for more.

You sat on the couch, biting your nails as you looked at the clock. Coop would be at work for another 4 hours, and you hated the thought of it. You were really debating on just grabbing your phone and forcing him to come home. He could always find another job. He’s done it before…and before….and before. You let out a sigh before getting up from the couch and going to your room. You laid down in your bed and reached over to your bedside table, pulling out your bullet vibrator, knowing it wouldn’t exactly do the job but it could hold you over at least.

You thought for a moment, holding it in between your fingers before using your free hand to grab your phone. You opened up the camera and positioned it before pulling your panties down to your ankles, placing the humming vibrator on your slit. You hit the record button before placing the vibrator in your folds and moving it slowly, letting out a few moans, including moaning out Coop’s name in the process. You put your hand under the oversized shirt that you had taken from Coop’s drawer and cupped your breast with your hand, flicking your nip and teasing it in the process. You continued moving the vibrator in between your folds, leaning your head back against the pillows and letting out another moan.

“Hmm I need you,” You whimpered out, pinching your nipple in between your fingers as you arched your back. You felt yourself get closer to the edge as your moans increased and you began grinding against the vibrator. You closed your eyes tightly, moaning out Coop’s name one more time before feeling yourself reach your high.

You laid there in the bed for a moment before pulling your hand out from under the shirt and pulling the vibrator out, shutting off the camera as well. You cleaned yourself up, putting the vibrator back into your nightstand before sending the video to Coop.

After a few minutes your phone started to ring and you glanced at it to see Coop’s name across the screen. A small smirk rose to your face and you answered it after a few more rings, “Hello?” Your voice rang into the phone, a hint of cheer behind it. “You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.” You bit your bottom lip at Coop’s reaction, hiding back a giggle as you listened to him talk, “I told you to stop it with that. I can’t leave work. I’m the only one here.”

He continued to whine on the other end of the phone, complaining about how he couldn’t leave and how he didn’t know what to do. You bit your bottom lip, “I could always come there.” You suggested, before he went silent. You heard him whisper some things under his breath before coming back to the phone, “You can’t. I’m at work.”

You sighed, letting out a pitiful moan into the phone, knowing what it’ll do to him. “But you said you were alone.” You replied, “And if you’re alone…”

“No. No.” Coop spoke on the other line, the sternness staying in his voice. You whined into the phone, practically starting to beg. The idea of him fucking you at his job, the risk of getting in trouble, making you begin to heat up again. He let out a sigh, “My lunch is in 5 minutes. If you’re not here, nothing happens.” He said before hanging up. You could tell from the sound of his voice he was just frustrated as you were. Probably standing there at the counter, trying to conceal his growing length through his jeans. You quickly jumped up from the bed, slipping a pair of shorts on, keeping Coop’s shirt on as you grabbed your keys and practically ran out the door, almost forgetting your shoes in the process.

You drove the best you could to his job, swerving through traffic and constantly glancing between the road and the clock. You knew Coop was serious about being there on time, even if you were a minute late he would send you back home. You pulled into the nearly empty parking lot of the gas station, only Coop’s red beetle occupying the lot as you turned off the car and walked inside the building.

When you walked in, the front door bell went off and Coop walked out of the walk in fridge, “Hi welcome to-” He stopped talking once his eyes landed on you and his facial expression immediately changed from the cheerful employee to the boyfriend who was slightly frustrated with his girlfriend’s behavior. “Lock the door. Flip the sign.” He told you through his teeth. You quickly turned around and did as he said before starting to walk over to him. When you got close enough to him, he grabbed your arm and led you to a back stockroom where you were surrounded by cases of soda and other stuff that was around the store. You were pulled away from looking around when Coop pressed you up against the wall, his chest against yours as he held you in place.

“Do you know how much trouble I can get in because of you?” He asked, before starting to kiss your neck, nipping at the skin as he did so. You let out a gasp as he reached his hand up under your shirt, massaging your breast in his hand. “You’re such a slut. Sending me a video like that. Knowing I’m at work.”

You bit your bottom lip as he pulled the shirt off your body and you started pulling his off before he pulled your hand away, “No. We’re doing this my way.” You nodded, looking into his eyes. Your sexual relationship with Coop was one where you both took turns on who was in charge, majority it was you but you didn’t mind because when it was Coop’s turn, he made it better than the last. He unbuttoned your shorts, slipping his hand inside before rubbing you through your underwear.

You let out a soft moan as he kissed you deeply, letting you moan into his mouth. You let his tongue roam the inside of your mouth as he used his fingers to slide over your underwear, slipping a finger into your aching clit. You grip on his shirt tightened as he did, feeling a shiver run down your body. He pumped his fingers, curling them when they were deep enough, causing you to whimper against his lips, wanting more than just his fingers and he knew it. “C-Coop,” You breathed out, as he looked into your eyes, raising his eyebrows in curiosity as he continued moving his fingers.

“What is it sweetheart? Hm?” He asked, a smirk growing on his face as he eyed you up and down. “Please.” You whispered out, closing your eyes tightly. He used his free hand to hold your chin.

“Look in my eyes. And tell me what you want.” He said softly, stroking your face lightly with his thumb. You slowly opened your eyes as he curled his fingers again, making your legs shake in response as you tried to find your words within your throat, “I..I want you. To fuck me.” He hummed, as he leaned down closer to your face, pulling his fingers out in the process. “As you wish.”

He let go of your face and used his hands to pull down your shorts and panties, before pulling down his own pants and boxers, revealing himself to you. You bit your bottom lip, as he looked down at his cock, wrapping his hand around it. A drop of precum leaked out of the tip as he wiped it with his thumb, running his hand up and down his length. He pulled himself away from you and turned you around so your back was facing his front. “Grab the shelf,” He instructed, bending you over a shelf as you held onto the sides. You swore you could taste blood from how hard you were biting your lip, waiting for him.

He continued stroking himself, letting out a few groans in the process. You felt him rub his tip against your slit, causing you to let out a shaky breath. “Hm. Are you ready?” You started to nod, but before you could give a complete response, he slid his cock in causing you to clench onto the shelf.

He continued thrusting in an achingly slow pace, just to irritate you more. You closed your eyes as he did so, “C-Coop. Please.” You begged him to stop with the teasing, to just treat you like you were his own toy right there in that backroom. He chuckled as he held onto your hips, his grip getting tighter, “Is this not what you wanted?”

You whimpered as he moved even slower, before he pulled out completely causing you to gasp. You glanced back to see a smirk on his face before he slid his length back in, with full force causing you to let out almost a scream in response. This time he wasn’t taking his time. He thrusted himself over and over again, letting out a spill of curse words and groans from his lips. You moaned out his name, as he let go of your hip with one of his hands before running it up your spine, causing a shiver to go down it. He used his hand to pinch and flick at your nipple as he moved.

“I..I’m close,” You moaned out, feeling your stomach start to curl, biting your bottom lip once more. “Hold it.” He commanded.

You hated when he made you do that, you were never good at listening when he did. When it was the other way around, it seemed easier for him to hold himself back. But with how he made you feel, you were lucky if you could hold it for as long as he’d make you wait. He pulled out once more, before thrusting in again causing you to let out a curse. He chuckled, “Look how pretty you are. Bent over taking my cock like the slut you are. Hm?” He said, using the hand that was playing with your nipple to grip onto your hair.

You closed your eyes tightly as he kept going and you felt his legs starting to shake with yours, you knew he couldn’t go much longer. When you glanced back you saw his eyes closed with his eyebrows furrowed and his head was leaned back. You always thought he looked so pretty like that. Strands of his bleach dyed hair, sticking to his forehead from the sweat as his lips were parted, soft moans escaping.

He looked down at you, his grip on your hair tightening, “Are you ready?” He asked you in between breaths and you nodded, not knowing how much longer you could hold yourself. He nodded, giving you the okay as you closed your eyes tightly, releasing your fluids the same time as he did. His thrusts slowed as the both of you came, as he let go of your hair.

He gripped your hips as he slid out, running his fingers along your sensitive clit causing you to let out a gasp. He collected the liquid seeping out as he put his fingers to your mouth, “Suck.”

You turned around and looked at him before taking the fingers into your mouth, licking them clean, the taste of you two in your mouth. “Good girl,” He said, leaning down to kiss you gently. He pulled away looking into your eyes, “Now get dressed. My break is over.” He told you while pulling his pants back on before leaving the room. Maybe you should send him more videos at work.

#WOOHOO #JOE COOPER HEHE #really proud of this one #hope y'all enjoy hehe #joe cooper #joe cooper smut #joe cooper x reader #trey parker #baseketball

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saffronhaze · 11 months

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Trey Parker .°˖✧ head cannons

a/n ⌫ i wrote this while i was incredibly high so sorry in advance for any punctuation, spelling or grammar mistakes.

Trey is sort of a sugar daddy in this one 🤭

sfw

Trey is so sweet to you

He’s older than you by a few years but rarely does it make him insecure

He knows you love him and he knows you’d never use him. He just loves to take care of you

It’s a habit at this point. When you’re in any store its just second nature for him to pull out his card and pay.

Even if you begged he’d never split a dinner bill.

You’re his, you’re his everything and he appreciates you so much that money is no obstacle.

In his eyes you give him the world so..what’s a few hundred dollars?

Deep down he knows he works too much. He has such a fear of his job getting in the way of your relationship

When he works long hours or away on business he makes sure you’re okay at least every hour.

“have you eaten today?”

“what are you up to baby? 💕”

“Missing you 💔”

He wants a family with you so badly. He’s a family man, even if he’s older he wants that with you

Your relationship is silly, you’re constantly joking with each other

Sometimes he can tease too much but that’s just who he is. He’ll go to the ends of the earth to make you crack a smile

Besides Matt you’re his favorite person to discuss ideas with. He just knows you’ll lead him in the right direction and support them all.

nsfw

He continues to spoil you in the bedroom

You’re just so beautiful, he can’t ever keep his hands off you

Occasionally he does like to be on bottom, especially when he’s stressed and needs a release.

Most of the time he loves being on top. Not necessarily rough or dominant but he loves focusing on you and your pleasure.

He LOVES getting dirty in public

Maybe not right in your face but the thrill of being caught is incredible

maybe secretly wishes matt would walk in once?

At his office on chill days or out in the swimming pool

Its just so casual for him, he sees no problem being sexual in public areas if the moment is right 👀

Absolutely loves buying any type of lingerie for you

other than that he’s honestly pretty vanilla

he’s not opposed to trying new things or whatever you’re into

:･ﾟ✧:･.☽˚｡･ﾟ✧:･.: :･ﾟ✧:･.☽˚｡･ﾟ✧:･.: :･ﾟ✧:･

#trey parker x female reader #matt stone #trey parker #joe cooper #joe cooper smut #joe cooper x reader #trey parker smut #south park #trey parker x reader #matt stone x reader

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eatingstringcheese · 11 months

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Coop x reader nsfw head cannons 🤭

coop my stupid little lovey dovey bf sweetie pie schnookums my little SLUT. nsfw, mdni. gender neutral reader (both m and f genitalia described) enjoy freaks <3

switch. more of a dom then a sub but he'll let you take control when you want.

after games when he loses he just wants to bury his head between your legs for hours until you forget everything but his name

cause then he wins

this also happens when he wins games

hell, this man just wants to be between your legs no matter what. it could be mid tuesday morning and he's buried between your thighs. eating you out/sucking you off and definitely rutting into the bed for some sort of friction, but also waiting for you to get your release cause he knows whatever you give him is much better than grinding on the sheets.

not much of a brat, but when he's in a mood...

literally just have to fuck it out of him.

and then hes good.

usually after an argument, like he'll mouth off and just needs to be put in his place.

more into edging than overstim, but he's not complaining. (likes the humiliation of crying when you steal his orgasm by stopping when he's so close)

he does like to be treated softly. soft petnames and soft sex and shit ton of aftercare.

finishes fast but makes sure you finish first

(unpopular opinion) he's not a sex god and has no idea what he's doing.

had to coach him through eating you out/sucking you off the first few times

he knows what feels good to him, but on you he's confused. maps out the spots that make you scream and dives in head first for them every time

he likes to play a little game to see just how many times he can get you to cum before he does

tries to get you to squirt/cum dry just for the fun of it

respectful

but also curious

like dude wants to experience everything with you but will listen if you tell him no

thing for thighs and neck

likes to mark you and decorate you with hickeys, so often you don't know whats new and old

he's a slut for humiliation

gets him all hot and bothered when you tease and embarrass him

kind of a freak for public stuff. getting caught and what not

will take you in the locker rooms right after a game or at home when squeak or doug are definitely home.

doesn't like to share

hope you enjoyed i'm tired as shit

#eatingstringcheese #eatingstringcheese posts #gender neutral reader #trey parker #trey parker x reader #baseketball #joe cooper x reader #joe cooper #joe cooper smut #male reader #female reader #smut #head canons #eatingstringcheese headcanons

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remersgf · 1 year

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hi guys i cant help myself here’s a little snippet

#nobody asked for this #but i’m excited #and feeling insane #need them to talk about me like i’m not even there!!#treating me like a fuck doll 🙁🙁🙁#anywho back to work #doug remer x reader #doug remer smut #joe cooper x reader #joe cooper smut #baseketball

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stickofcha0s · 9 months

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'Walk In' Doug Remer x Reader Pt. 2

Read part one here

Pair: Doug Remer x afab reader

A/N: heyyy, thanks for the positive feedback on part one!! made me feel good about writing again. If you haven't read part one its linked above, I'd recommend doing so. I haven't written a scene like this in literal years so hopefully its good lol. If ti is lmk an I have a spicier part 3 in mind.

word count; 5,233

warnings: NSFW; oral (f! receiving), p in v, hj, slight roughness (little hitting and choking), more perv Remer. I think that's it but just prepare yourselves in case.

Summary: a few weeks after the 'incident', you accidentally walk in on Remer.

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Walk in pt2

It has been a week or so since the…incident. That’s what you were calling it.

After Joe had come home Remer was walking around like nothing had even happened.

You spent the rest of your night finishing the pasta which turned out a little too soft, and then hiding out in your room, flustered about the whole situation.

Tonight Joe was out with Jenna and so it was just you and Doug at home. You were both on the couch watching Road Kill: Caught on Tape. Instead of the usual sitting side by side under a blanket, you were sitting at the opposite end of the couch, your feet tucked under you as you covered yourself with your own blanket.

Remer had his head resting in his palm, beer in his other hand which he occasionally sipped from.

There was definitely an awkward tension between you two and your pretty sure it was from your side. Remer could blow situations like this off with ease as he often had one night stands with fans or random chicks at the bar.

You tried to focus on the tv, trying to distract yourself, glancing at him from the corner of your eye. You looked at the time on your phone 9:57.

You knew Joe wouldn’t be home until after 3, if he even decided to come home at all that night. He occasionally would stay the night at Jenna’s.

You felt restless as you sat on the couch shifting.

“You good?” Remer asked raising an eyebrow at you and bringing the can to his lips.

“Uh huh” you nodded. You watched his Addams apple bob as he gulped down the drink, just stirring up the restlessness feeling inside you.

“I’m just tired, I think I might go to bed” you said faking a yawn.

“It’s only 10.” He pointed out. He was right. Usually you guys were up until the early hours of the next day watching movies or talking while shit faced.

You shrugged “works been taking a toll on me” you explained trying to excuse yourself, rubbing your shoulder as if you were sore.

He nodded “yeah, okay get some rest, yeah?”

You nodded at him starting to get up.

“Hey- grab me a beer before you head out would ya?” He asked.

You gave him a thumbs up before heading to the kitchen, your blanket draped over your shoulder.

You grabbed a beer from the fridge and a drink for yourself and some snacks, heading back over to the couch.

“Here” you extended your hand out handing him the can. He reached out to grab it, fingers brushing yours.

“Thanks, you’re a doll.” he smiled settling back into the couch. “Sleep well”

“Thanks..” you mumbled heading down the hall to your room.

You went to your room closing the door behind you.

For the next few hours you were pent up in your room watching movies on your laptop, and snacking.

Around 11 you heard the hall light click off. Remer had probably headed to his room.

You waited until around midnight to wander into the kitchen to get some water. Your feet padded against the carpet, trying to navigate in the dark. You flipped on the kitchen light filling yourself a glass of water. You leaned against the counter taking in the silence.

Joe probably wouldn’t be home anytime soon considering he hadn’t even bothered to text you to let you know.

You rested your head against the cool counter, it was hot and stuffy in your room and it got nearly unbearable during the summer months. Keeping your window open at night barley helped, it just cleared up some of the humidity.

A soft noise broke through the silence of the apartment. You stood up straight looking around.

There it was again.

You let your curiosity get the best of you as you wandered towards the noise. Of course it was coming from Remer’s room. What was he doing now?

The door was cracked open and a faint light leaked from the door across the carpet.

The noise came again- a frustrated groan.

“Remer?” You asked quietly approaching the door.

He could be having problems putting the sheets on his bed again. You always had to help him with that.

You peeked through the door, your hand flying up to your mouth at the sight.

Remer was lying on his bed, shorts pulled down just enough to have a hand wrapped around his hard, leaking member. Your eyes widened at the thickness. You wonder how you were ever able to take that during the drunk hookup a few years ago.

Only his bedside lamp was on, illuminating the sheen of sweat that covered his face and bare chest.

His glasses had slipped and were sitting on the tip of his nose as weak whines and pants came from his mouth, eyes screwed shut.

His hand moved faster as he arched his back.

“(Y/n)..” he choked out in a panting moan

Oh my god

You held your hand up to your mouth as you moved out of the doorway as so not to be seen.

Wait a second.

Was that-

He brought it up to his nose burying his face in it as he groaned, his hand picking up speed. The sounds going straight to your core.

“Is that my bra?”

As soon as those words had come from your mouth you clamped a hand over it.

Shit. You hadn’t meant to say that out loud.

His head snapped towards the door, pushing his glasses up as he cried out going to cover himself.

“Sorry I-“ you backed away from the open door.

He quickly pulled his shorts up, a large tent still remaining.

He panted softly. “I’m sorry-it was just there and you haven’t been talking to me-so you’ve been on my mind..“ he choked out his voice cracking mid sentence.

Jesus, he sounded so desperate

You walked into his room, your knees weak as he sat up, your bra clutched in his hand.

His eyes took in your body, again stopping at your chest.

You snatched the bra from him, furrowing your eyebrows.

“Perv..watching me.” He mumbled under his breath.

You raised an eyebrow “what was that?”

“How long were you watching?” Remer asked moving closer.

“I-“ your cheeks flushed.

“It doesn’t matter-don’t take my stuff” you scolded trying to change the subject.

“I didn’t steal it, you left it” Remer protested.

“Plus shouldn’t I be the one mad at you? You’re completely invading my privacy right now” he crossed his arms over his chest, getting up and towering over you.

Some of the more loose curls were matted to his forehead.

“I- your door was open!” You sputtered. “You sounded distressed and I thought you might need help or something-!”

His eyes changed and a small smirk appeared on his face. “I mean, I could use some help”

You rolled your eyes, in the process they got lost and trailed down his chest, a thin layer of sweat still covering his skin. Then Down to his member which was still straining against his shorts just begging to be touched.

God…

“You’re gross” you scowled.

“You’re a perv” he shot back.

“I could say the same about you” You huffed softly.

He looked down at you hungrily. Just his look made you nervous, your heart starting to pick up its pace.

“I thought you were going to sleep” he said after a moment of tense silence.

You shrugged softly. “I tried, I couldn’t..”

“Y’know” his hand swept from your wrist up to your shoulder. “I could help you with that.”

“Doug..” you breathed disapprovingly.

His brows furrowed. “Hey you can’t deny it, the energy between us has been different lately.”

He was right. Even before the incident things had shifted. You didn’t get after Remer as much when he was a little too touchy. And then after the incident the tension was so thick you couldn’t be within three feet of him without your stomach doing flips.

He stepped closer and leaned down his lips ghosting past your ear.

“Whadya say..” he breathed. He pushed his hips closer his hardened member pressing against you.

Fuck..

His words went straight to your core, feeling your body heat up.

“Cmon it’ll be between us.” He persisted, twirling some of your hair around his finger.

His lips moved down to your neck and his arms snaked around your waist.

You let his lips ghost across the skin sending shivers through your body.

“You’ve been on my mind constantly since the other night” he mumbled against your skin.

“Oh yeah?”

He nodded. “Can’t get the sight of you in your bra, looking helpless outta my head..”

“You wanna know what really turned me on?” he asked as he started to kiss your neck softly.

“What’s that?” You hummed.

“When you hit me..” you could feel him smile against your skin as the words left his mouth.

You looked down at him furrowing your brows, his curls tickling your nose.

“Huh? When I hit you?”

He nodded his head lifting up to meet your eyes again. “You’re hot when your angry”

“Is that why you’re always trying to get on my nerves?” You asked smiling at the boy.

He shrugged.

Remer loved it when you got frustrated. The soft sighs and groans that left your lips as he hid your things around the house. He imagined they’d be close to the noises you’d make when he finally got his mouth between your legs.

“What so you like it rough or something?” You asked laughing a little joking around.

Remer brought his lips to your neck again. “Maybe” he mumbled. “Would you be upset if I told you I intentionally try to piss you off?”

“By doing what?” This intrigued you.

He hooked his arms under your legs as he lifted you up. You wrapped your legs around his waist and your arms around his neck.

“Mm you know how your computer stopped working last week?” He asked against your shoulder.

“Remer what did you do?” You asked getting serious, your smile disappearing.

“I uh- well Coop was using the tv and I was just really horny- I had to get off and I was having trouble and-“

“Doug!” You gasped. You struggled against him until he let you down.

“Are you fucking serious?”

“I needed something to get off to- I didn’t mean to download a virus.” he protested.

“Remer I need that for work” you scolded him.

He gulped softly as your voice started to raise.

“I also, I did go through your drawers” he admitted sheepishly.

You felt heat rise to your face.

He started to approach you again.

“It’s just hard to control myself around you” he whined. “Your scent is just like intoxicating and you look better in your underwear than any model in a magazine I’ve ever seen.”

You couldn’t have any privacy living with two guys. They were always in your goddamn business.

“What, you want me to slap some sense into you?” You Huffed.

His eyes lit up. “I mean maybe that’d help me..” he said trying to restore him composure.

He definitely had pissed you off. You’re laptop was unusable due to the viruses he downloaded and you would need to buy a new one, you could hardly afford it and had to pick up extra shifts to even make the first payment. And he had denied touching it when you had confronted him and Coop.

But…the fact he liked being hit kinda turned you on and flipped a switch in you.

“Sit on the bed” you instructed.

He did as told rushing over to the bed. You watched his hard on which had started to go away grow again. The sight making you weak in the knees.

“I can’t believe you did that.”

“M’sorry, I’m just horrible aren’t I?” He teased pouting a little.

You bit your lip shaking your head in disapproval. He gulped nervously as you stood between his legs. His hands raised to your hips gripping them tightly. He looked up at you from where he was sitting.

“Someone’s gotta teach you not to touch other peoples things”

He nodded.

You stepped back a little watching him. “You’re always-always going through my shit. I never have any privacy.” You deprecated.

You could see the excitement in his eyes grow as you went on.

“You’re a fucking perv. Even to live here I had to expose some part of myself to you! You walk in without knocking, my clothing is always disappearing. When will it be enough?” You asked, getting yourself worked up.

“I can’t help myself around beautiful women” he shrugged innocently.

That’s it, he’d get what he wanted so badly.

You raised your palm seeing him wince before striking him on the cheek. The sound echoed throughout the bedroom and a thick silence lingered after. Doug’s face was turned to the side and his glasses had slipped down his nose.

A red mark was left behind on his cheek.

He grinned a little after regaining his composure. “Let me make it up to you”.

He stood up again towering over you. He turned you so the back of your knees were pressed against the bed.

“I’ll make you feel so good that you won’t have any choice other than to forgive me.” He looked down at you leaning forward.

“Yeah?” You looked up at him then back down at his soft lips.

“Mhm” his hand went to your chin tilting your head forward.

You don’t know how he could make your mood change back and forth this quickly.

“I’ll show you How well I can behave” he moved your chin forward so your lips met.

Sparks erupted in your stomach when you guys kissed. His hands trialing from your chin to your waist.

When he pulled away he kissed your jaw softly.

“‘N I still didn’t finish showing you what my mouth could do..”

This excited you your heart picking up pace.

He stepped forward, forcing you to fall back on the bed. You scooted towards the headboard as he followed in suit crawling onto the soft mattress.

“Let’s get these out of the way” he said placing his hands on your knees.

He parted your legs so he could get between them, his hands going back to grab your hips.

His hands slid under your shirt as he pressed kisses to your jaw, down your neck, sucking softly.

He rubbed circles into your hips as you sighed.

He was good with his mouth. And he was still only above your neck.

His hands slid up under your shirt, removing it.

“There.. now we’re equal” he smirked as he tossed it to the side.

Now you were both shirtless.

He kissed down your chest as your hand went to his hair massaging his scalp softly. He hummed against your skin.

He bit at the plush skin, causing your breath to hitch as you threw your head back.

“Mmm”

“You like that?”

“Mhmm”

He pulled your bra down releasing one of your breasts, coming free and bouncing softly.

Remer could have cum right there just at the sight of the soft skin jiggling and your nipple hardening as it hit the air, excited.

Like last time his mouth was quick to attach itself to it.

You let out a whine tugging on his hair. His moans vibrated against the sensitive bud causing you to tug even harder.

You could feel yourself getting wetter by the minute, your muscles contracting around nothing.

“Fuck..” you breathed out as he let his teeth graze past it.

“Doug..” you whined.

You hardly called him Doug. Usually it was only when you were mad at him. You usually addressed both boys by their last name like some sort of teammate or something.

Remer loved it when when you called him this.

He lifted his head up to meet eyes, going back to attack your lips. He bit down on your bottom lip sucking as he let his hand snake between your thighs, cupping your heat through your shorts. His glasses pressed against your face as he hungrily kissed you.

He removed his hand to hump against you, his hardened member poking your entrance through both your layers of clothes. You could start to imagine his girth just from that, making your heart beat excitedly in your chest.

You whined as you gripped his shoulders bringing your hips down to meet his.

He let out a low moan letting his hips buck back up, on instinct trying to push into you.

Precum was already starting to leak through his shorts as he was painfully hard, basically getting unintentionally edged when you had interrupted him earlier.

“As much as I like this…last time you said you’d only just begun to show me your mouths abilities..” you mumbled as breathed into his mouth “I wanna see what else that mouth can do.”

He pulled away grinning.

“If you insist.” His mouth went back to kissing your body, leaving a trail down to your stomach, Kissing, licking, and sucking all its way. His kisses were hot and wet, leaving a noise every time he let his lips detach from your skin.

When he made it to your waist band he sat up a little. He tapped your knees. “Up”

You brought your knees up so they were bent, Doug still in between them. He kissed your navel, licking the skin.

He sank down between your legs letting his nose rub against you through your shorts.

You gripped the sheets trying not to react.

“God I can feel the heat through your shorts, I didn’t know you had the hots this bad for me” he simpered up at you.

Your sure you were bright red from that comment. “Shut up” you scowled at him.

“Cchh-shh, calm down” he shushed.

He hooked his fingers under your waistband pulling your shorts off.

A smile crept up on his face as he pulled them past your ankles discarding them somewhere in the room.

“Shit, you do have the hots for me! Look how fuckin’ wet you are- I can see it through your panties” he grinned.

His words made your core throb, probably soaking the fabric even more. Of course you had the hots for him. Though you would never admit it because he could be the biggest ignorant and inconsiderate asshole ever, and you weren’t going to let him live with that satisfaction of his roommate fantasizing about being railed by him.

“Y-you’re just convenient” you fired back.

“Sure thing boss” he hummed raising his brows.

After taking off your bra, He hooked his fingers under your panties pulling them down, revealing your heat, exposed. You shivered as the cold air hit you.

He hooked one finger on each side of your underwear displaying it.

“Mmm- y’know I won’t take your bra but I’m definitely keeping these.”

You furrowed your brows at him.

“Remer- what did I say about taking my shit?”

He balled the panties up pressing them up to his nose, inhaling letting his eyes flutter shut.

The sight made you force out a shaky breath.

He opened his eyes, moving from between your legs. He moved to his bedside table, shoving the panties in the top drawer.

“Too bad” he mumbled pushing out his bottom lip, pretending to pout, mocking you.

He sunk back between your legs, brining his face down to your opening.

He blew softly on your heat, earning a whine out of you.

“You look delicious” he hummed.

You looked down at his curls, unable to see his face.

“I hope todays an all you can eat buffet” he said chuckling softly.

You rolled your eyes letting out a small laugh. “You’re stupid Doug.”

“I can’t think smart around you” he responded.

You painfully waited as he teased you, using his fingers to part your lips and mumbling things to himself that you couldn’t understand.

You whined, trying to urge him to touch or do anything to stimulate you.

“God you’re so fucking wet…” he muttered.

Finally he brought his face forward, starting slow and then picking up his pace, attacking your folds.

You bucked your hips at the sudden feeling, hand going to grip his hair.

He sucked on your clit, letting his teeth graze over your bud.

You pushed his face closer, causing his nose to press into your pubic hair and his glasses smushing against the skin.

You let out a mewl as he basically made out with your clit sucking at the sensitive skin. Lewd noises filled the room as he hungrily fed on you, echoing in the hot and quiet room.

He pulled his mouth away moaning softly, looking up at you. Your juices covering his chin.

“You taste so sweet” he whined out.

You reached down to pull his glasses off his face

“There, now they won’t be in the way” you put them on the dresser.

He Dove back down blowing on you.

He tsked

“Getting all over my clean sheets, you’re so messy”

Your cheeks flushed as he made comments about you.

“Gonna have to clean this mess up-“ he pushed his face between your thighs, his tongue entering you. You yanked on his hair.

“Doug!~”

He gripped onto your thighs to steady himself as he pushed his face forward seeing how deep his tongue could reach.

You let out a string of lewd noises as he tongue fucked you, muscles trying to clench around his tongue. his grip tightened on your thighs, definitely leaving bruises.

He lapped at your folds trying to clean up the mess you kept creating.

You could feel yourself already approaching your high. You hadn’t been touched in forever, let alone like this. And you were embarrassed to already be so close. But you’d never felt this pleasured before.

You bucked your hips up to meet his thrusts, his nose rubbing against your clit driving you crazy. He let his head relax as you gripped onto his hair, guiding it for him.

You moved your hips as you guided his head up and down, forcing his nose to stimulate your aching clit.

“I’m close” you cried as he sucked on your bud, feeling your muscles tighten.

He pulled his head away as you said that. When he looked up at you, you almost came at the sight. His cheeks were flushed and his nose down to his chin was glistening. He looked at you through half lidded eyes smiling.

You whined at the loss of his mouth, the cold air hitting you again making your muscles clench.

He sat up going to kiss you, forcing you to taste your own juices. You moaned as he knotted a hand in your hair, tugging gently.

He brought it around to the front where he squeezed your throat. You threw your head back gasping softly.

“Mm y’like that?” He mumbled into your neck nibbling on your ear lobe.

You nodded.

He kissed your jaw as he sat up.

“My tongue’s a little tired, I think I’m gonna show you the thing I’m best at” he smirked.

You gazed up at him through your lashes

“And what’s that”

He pulled down his shorts tossing them to the side leaving him in boxers, his member straining against them leaving no need for the imagination. A wet patch had leaked through. You pressed two fingers to the dark patch.

“That’s all because of you” he said nodding softly.

You hooked your fingers in his waistband, pulling them down. His member sprung out slapping against his stomach. He hissed lightly as the cool air hit him. Your eyes widened as you looked at him between your legs.

It looked even thicker up close and he had a thick bush. This somehow turned you on even more.

He seemed to notice the nervous expression on your face.

“Don’t worry. I’ll try not to split you in half” he said trying to suppress a smile.

You nodded as you leaned back resting on your elbows.

He rubbed his tip softly, precum leaking from it. He ran a hand down his member slicking it up with his own juices.

He leaned forward looking down trying to guide himself, a hand on his base.

The only sound was your heavy breathing, your chest rising and falling.

He kissed your neck softly.

“Don’t worry, I’ll go slow”

He lined himself up, pressing through your folds and guiding the tip in. You spread your legs apart even more hoping it would help open you up. Luckily you were wet enough for it not to be horrible.

“So wet I don’t even need lube” he breathed out.

You screwed your eyes shut digging your nails into his shoulder as he pushed himself in inch my inch.

Your muscles tightened around him as he slowly inched in until he bottomed out.

He filled you up perfectly. You felt so full.

He pressed his face into the crook of your neck as he let you adjust, waiting for the pained look on your face to go away.

You gave him a nod and he propped himself up.

His pace started slow at first. His girth moving in and out of you causing your head to roll back.

“Oh Doug..” you whimpered.

“Tell me how bad you want it” he mumbled into your ear.”

“I need you…so bad” you mewled cupping his face as he panted into your ear slowly thrusting in and out.

Those words were all he needed.

He pulled out to shift you, throwing your legs over his shoulder to get a better angle.

He Gripped your hips and gave you a quick kiss on the lips before slamming into you. You gasped gripping the sheets.

He immediately started ramming in and out of you at an inhumane pace.

You used one Hand to grip his shoulders, your nails digging into his soft skin and your other hand naturally went to his hair.

Wet noises filled the room as his hips met yours over and over again.

Doug was not quiet in bed and his moans and whines drove you crazy. He was definitely enjoying this as much as you were.

He leaned forward to give you a kiss every now and then, his nose pressing against your face. Though kissing wasn’t very successful. So lust drunk that it was basically you just moaning and panting into each other’s open mouths.

“So fucking tight- gonna loosen you up so much that you’ll feel empty unless I’m the one fucking you” he growled into your ear.

You nodded crying out as you yanked on his hair, his head falling back. You watched his eyes screw shut and his mouth hang open.

“Oh god..” he whimpered.

“Do that again” he begged as he fucked you harder, the headboard starting to hit the wall.

You tugged again harder this time.

“So good babe” he mewled. One of his hands went to your throat clamping around it as he fucked you senseless. Hips snapping forward.

You screwed your eyes shut as he cut off your airway feeling the high within your brain. Every few seconds he loosen his grip to hear you moan and let you breathe.

You felt your legs shake as they sat on his shoulders, heat pooling in your stomach.

Doug was determined to have you finish before him. He pressed a hand to your lower stomach increasing the pleasure.

You cried out, bucking your hips do meet his thrusts.

“Oh fuck Doug- I’m so close” you cried as he pressed in your stomach.

He nodded, a bead of sweat dripping down his face.

“Look at this (y/n)!” He grabbed your hair, yanking your head up to watch him thrusting inside you. You moaned as he did so.

“I’m the only one who can fill you this good!” He raised his voice, but a shaky whimper remained behind it.

“I’m the only one who can fill up a slut like you” he growled. His words sent you over the edge as you clenched around him, earning a high groan from him.

He furrowed his eyebrows as he let your hair go, letting you fall back into the pillows. Your body buzzed as he thrust into your sensitive spots, making you whimper.

His hand came up to palm your breast as he felt you start to clench around him, rolling your nipple between his fingers.

“Doug I’m close~..” you panted.

He nodded. “Come for me- look at me when you do”

You lifted your head to make eye contact with him as he thrust into you. You clenched around him as he watched you, his mouth slightly open.

You gripped his shoulders as you felt yourself peak.

“Mm say my name when you cum” he told you. He thrusted over and over into your sensitive spot as you reached your climax.

You felt your eyes roll back as your body clenched around him, shaking.

“Jesus- Doug!” You cried out as you came, harder than you had in a long time.

“M right here baby” he assured you, as he slowed down his pace a little.

You panted as you came down. He kissed you as you came back.

“M right behind you” he slowed down pulling out, his length fully erect and painfully hard.

You rushed to sit up shaking as you wrapped a hand around his length, pumping it as fast as you could get your buzzing arms to go. He sat between your legs moaning as he tugged on his own hair whimpering obscenities.

“M’ cumming” he warned.

You bit your lip panting as you sped up, rubbing his tip.

“Oh fuck, yes- yes (y/n)!” He cried

You watched as his eyes rolled back and hot cum spirted from his tip, getting on your stomach.

His mouth hung open as he came to, panting.

“Holy shit” he mumbled.

You nodded.

“And you were down the hall this whole time?” He breathed.

He looked down at you, propped up on your elbows, cum on your stomach and your own juices wetting the sheets beneath you.

He grabbed a tshirt from the floor cleaning your stomach.

Gross.

He laid down next to you, putting on his glasses and looking at you with half lidded eyes, pulling the blankets over you both.

“So m’ i any good?” He smirked kissing your jaw.

You nodded, still exhausted. “I can’t believe we hadn’t done this sober yet”

He nodded in agreement. “I can’t imagine how that time we were wasted went”

“I’ve been wanting you for so long” he smiled.

“Yeah?”

He hummed. “Yeah”

“Was it as good as you imagined?” You asked

“Better” he panted running a hand through his hair.

You sat in silence for a bit, listening to the air conditioning.

“Next time it’ll be even better” he assured you.

“Who said there’s gonna be a next time?”you said turning to face him.

He smiled “what, are you saying you didn’t enjoy this enough to do it again?”

You shook your head “wasn’t saying that at all…”

“Mm so like I said next time will be even better” he repeated turning to burry his head in the crook of your neck and splay an arm around your waist.

#doug remer x reader #doug remer #baseketball #south park #matt stone #trey parker #idk what else to tag #doug remer smut #mattrey #joe cooper #Perv Doug Remer

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remerclunk22 · 1 year

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Blurb :)

Cw: nsfw

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Thinking about a really horny Doug remer,

like isn’t huge on pda but always has his hand on your thigh under the table, snaking upwards, thumb teasingly rubbing at your skin, innocent face but those beady eyes looking into yours saying the exact opposite

When standing, always at your side, hand resting lazily on your waist, occasionally sneaking to grab at your ass the second your distracted. He loves the way you scold him with your eyes, not saying a word as you nudge his arm.

Totally smacks your ass if you bend over or lean on a counter in front of him, does not care about the people around you.

If your calmly laying next to him in bed, he loves to have his arms draped around you, sometimes he’s domestic and just strokes his hand slowly up and down the small of your back. Other times, he’s grabbing at you, kissing at the back of your neck, whispering things in your ear.

Definitely the type to ask you for sex, even around people just murmurs it to you, kissing your cheek, he for sure pleads with you “please..let’s go, want you” leans into the crook of your neck and complains, whines whenever he wants you

#baseketball #baseketball smut #doug remer #doug remer smut #matt stone #matt stone smut #trey parker #doug remer x reader #joe cooper

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missjadesfics · 2 months

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Jason Momoa

Characters

Arthur Curry | Aquaman

Forbidden Fruit - Arthur Curry x Reader Arthur has a crush on Bruce's younger sister, Y/n.

Baba Voss

Conan the Barbarian

Connor Slaughter

Duncan Idaho

The Sword Master and the Ward - Duncan Idaho x Atreides!Ward Reader Duncan Idaho, the Atreides sword master, starts an illicit affair with Duke Leto's ward.

We Made An Agreement - Paul Atreides x Reader x Duncan Idaho Y/n and Paul are married, both agreeing they can sleep with whomever they like. The reader finds comfort with Duncan. But Paul questions if the agreement works for him anymore.

Our Na-Baroness - Feyd-Rautha x Reader x Duncan Idaho The reader is arranged to marry Feyd, and her lover Duncan goes as her personal guard to keep her safe. When Feyd learns of the lover's relationship, he ensures everyone understands where they belong.

You will never lose me - Duncan Idaho x Reader Escaping from the attack on Arrakis, Y/n Atreides is reunited with Duncan Idaho and living amongst the Fremen in Sietch Tabr. While Paul and Jessica work with the Fremen about the Lisan-Al Giab prophecy, Y/n and Duncan grow closer, revealing hidden feelings for one another.

Khal Drogo

Declan Harp

Dante Reyes

Lavender Love - Dante Reyes x Reader Dante meets his love on a race track

Flip

Joe Braven

Big Jim

Phillip Kopus

Miami Man

Ray Cooper

Ronon Dex

Are you blushing because of me? - Ronon Dex x Reader Ronon loves making Y/n blush, even so much so it prompts him to reveal his feelings for her.

Sebastien (Witcher AU)

Coming soon

Wish I could see you - Baba Voss x Reader | coming soon

Daydream - Jason Mom x Reader | coming soon

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mabelstone · 10 months

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M A S T E R L I S T

sometimes 18+

please read notes before reading a chapter <3

no minors.

☼ ~ fluff

☾ ~ smut

☁︎ ~ angst

Matt Stone

Professor Stone ☾ (completed)

one | two | three | four | five | six | seven

The Maid ☾ (ongoing)

one | two | three | four

Handsome Stranger ☼ (ongoing)

one | two | three | four

Provocateur ☾ (ongoing)

one | two | three | four | five | six

Boy Next Door (tbd)

one | two

Trey Parker

Try Me ☾ (discontinued, sorryyy)

one | two | three

One Shots

Make Up (Matt Stone) ☼

Single Bed (Matt Stone) ☼

Payback (Matt Stone) ☾

Undressed (Matt Stone) ☾

Super Best Friends (Doug Remer) ☾

Be Quiet (Doug Remer) ☾

Nobody Compares to You (Matt Stone) ☾

Song One Shots

Until I See You Again (Matt Stone) ☼ Enchanted - Taylor Swift

White Pontiac Heaven (Matt Stone) ☾ Diet Mountain Dew - LDR

For his Enjoyment (Matt Stone) ☾ Double Fantasy - The Weeknd

In Another Life (Trey Parker) ☁︎ Ivy - Taylor Swift

#matt stone #matt stone x reader #south park #trey parker #trey parker x reader #baseketball #orgazmo #doug remer #doug remer x reader #joe cooper x reader #matt stone smut #matt and trey

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motherofthechickensandwich · 6 months

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Couch Fun (Doug Remer x Reader X Joe Cooper) (18+)

Summary: Remer and Coop have some fun with you on the couch.

Notes: AHHHH MY FIRST SMUT IVE EVER OFFICIALLY POSTED!!!! I’m so nervous. Hopefully you guys like it. ALSO I’m currently working on Johnny Cage smut. I have like 4 ideas that I’m working on right now so hopefully soon I will finish one of them to post! Please also give me constructive criticism (only if you want tho!)

As always MINORS DNI!!!! Please for my mental health

You weren’t quite sure how you had gotten into this situation. One minute, you and the boys had been lounging on the couch, drinking beer, and watching a movie on the TV, and then the next Coop was on his knees eating you out while you were sat in Remer’s lap as he whispered the most filthy things you could think of while holding your hips and playing with your tits.

A breathy moan escaped your lips as Coop licked a stripe up your cunt before burying his tongue in your hole. You watched as his eyes rolled up into his head at the taste of you and at the sensation of you tugging on his blonde hair. Remer’s grip on your left hip was almost bruising, but the way he softly massaged your right breast made up for it.

“You like that, baby?” Remer spoke in your ear, his hot breath making you shudder. “You like the way Coop and I play with you, right?”

You let out a loud moan in response as Remer pinched your nipple between his long fingers. Remer softly laughed.

“Look at Coop, sweetheart. Look at how fuckin’ drunk he is off your pretty pussy. God, I wish that were me down there. Next time, though.”

Your mind, almost blank with pleasure, felt elated at the idea of there being a “next time.”

You let out a sharp yelp as Coop’s mouth latched onto your clit, his tongue swirling around the sensitive nub. He thrust two fingers into your, curling them into your sweet spot that made you see stars. At the same time, Remer’s lips latched onto that sensitive spot on your neck that he had been abusing not too long ago.

You could feel the coil of your orgasm tightening in your lower abdomen. In desperation, you thrusted into Coop’s face. Coop, sensing you were close, continued his ministrations and licked and sucked on your clit. His fingers thrusted and curled inside of you faster. Loud moans and curses escaped your chapped lips.

Remer grinned into your neck. His hand squeezed your hip and your breast simultaneously.

“Come on, baby,” Remer murmured in your ear, his curls gently tickling the side of your face. “Fucking cum for us.”

With his words, along with the stimulation from both boys, the coil in your stomach snapped. You practically screamed as you came, shutting your eyes and thrusting your hips into Coop’s fingers and mouth.

As you came down from your high, Coop continued licking slowly, easing you through the afterglow of your orgasm.

“You did so good for us, baby. So, so good,” Remer praised you. He placed a kiss on your cheek, before his face broke out into a mischievous grin. Quickly, he and Coop switched spots, with Coop behind you and Remer in between your legs. Coop kissed your cheek, murmuring praises in your ear about how good you were.

“Ready for round two?” Remer grinned.

#doug remer #doug remer x reader #joe cooper #joe cooper x reader #joe cooper x reader x doug remer #smut #wrote this while fighting my sleep medication #baseketball #baseketball x reader

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telekineticseance · 7 months

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TRIO

kinktober day seventeen: threesome

pairing: joe cooper x f!reader x doug remer

summary: you find yourself trying to find something to do with your friends

genre: smut

word count: 950

cw: threesome, cunnilingus, hand jobs, cum eating????

author's note: this isn't the best but i also wrote most of it while slightly intoxicated. also the position is definitely inspired from the threesome scene in interview with the vampire tv show.

You sat on the couch with Coop and Remer, beer in your hand as you looked between the two. The night had been one of the slower nights for you three to hang out, Squeak was out on a “date” but none of you actually believed that’s where he was. Coop’s beer was tilted in his hand as he fought sleep, being bored from the movie that played on the screen. Meanwhile, Remer had his arm around your shoulders, holding you close as he fought his own sleep.

You felt Remer’s hand stroke your arm gently, sending chills throughout your spine occasionally as you’d get goosebumps from his grazing touch. You watched his gaze glance over to you through the sides of his eyes as a smirk subtly grew on his face. Coop was almost completely gone as his head rested against his hand, soft snores occasionally coming from him.

“I’m so bored.” Remer whispered against your ear in a small whine, his other hand creeping onto your thigh, slowly moving to your inner thigh. You bit your bottom lip, turning your eyes to him, “What are you doing?”

He shrugged, “I can stop.”

It wouldn’t be the first time you and Remer had done anything together. A few drunken nights have definitely led one another to each other’s beds and waking up in the morning with small regrets about what happened.

You bit your bottom lip, stifling a gasp as his hand reached your entrance, applying pressure to your clit as he started rubbing circles through your jeans. You close your thighs around his hand, trying to not wake up Coop.

“What are you guys doing?” Coop asked, half lidded eyes as he looked over. Remer quickly pulled his hand away, smiling as he lightly patted your shoulder, “Just hanging out.”

Coop’s eyebrows raised as he looked down at your crossed legs, looking back up to Remer before nodding. The three of you started watching the movie again, you focused trying to let your heart rate slow back down to a normal pace. It didn’t take long before you felt Coop’s hand creep onto your thigh, the same placement as Remer’s once was but on the other.

Remer’s hand reached back to your other thigh, the two of them pulled your legs apart, allowing their lips to kiss either side of your neck. You gasped feeling Coop’s hand rub circles on your clit while Remer kept your legs open, his breath hot against your neck.

“Come here.” Remer whispered, adjusting your legs. Coop moved next to you, pulling you onto his lap as Remer draped your legs on the couch, getting down on his knees between them. Coop moved your hair aside as you wrapped your arm around him, pulling his face down to meet yours while Remer pulled at your pants and panties.

The feeling of Remer’s tongue slipping between your folds caused you to gasp into the kiss. Your hand gripping tightly onto Coop’s bleached hair as you did. Remer’s tongue lapped at your cunt as your hand moved under Coop’s shorts, rubbing your hand at his growing length. He let out a low groan against your lips as you continued stroking his cock.

Remer rutted against the cushion of the couch as he sucked at your clit, letting his fingers dip in between your walls, thrusting them deep and curling them when he’d hit your sweet spot. You pulled away from Coop’s lips, glancing down at Remer as you watched the way his eyes rolled to the back of his head, moaning into your clit as he rubbed himself through his boxers.

Your back arched against Coop’s chest, returning your eyes to Coop as you saw his lips parted, head leaned back, while he whispered curse words under his breath between moans. Your thumb wiped the precum leaking from Coop’s tip before you increased your pace while stroking.

Your free hand moved to Remer’s hair, tangling it into his curls as you started to grind your hips against his face, feeling his tongue start to lick your folds once more while his nose rubbed against your clit.

“O-Oh fuck Remer,” You whined out, your grip increasing ever so slightly on Coop’s length as you felt the pit in your stomach start to heat up meaning you were close to your orgasm.

Coop thrusted his hips up into your hand, moaning your name out. The sound of Coop’s moans mixed with Remer’s whines were enough to send you to your high, releasing against Remer’s face as he lapped up the liquid, looking up at you through his eyebrows.

Your breathing was heavy as you continued stroking Coop, running your thumb along one of the veins. His tip twitched in your hand before the cum seeped from his tip as he gasped loud, thrusting into your hand.

You heard Remer’s feminine moans as he came himself, allowing his cum to hit your stomach as his eyebrows furrowed together. “Oh fuck. Remer.” Your voice was more annoyed with the spot on your stomach before he laughed slightly, looking down at you.

Coop’s voice rang through your ears as you turned to look at him before you realized you had woken up. All three of you back to sitting next to one another, with all clothes on, just Coop calling out your name to try and wake you up from your sleep.

“Hey we were gonna go grab a bite if you wanted to wake up and join us?”

You took a deep breath, replaying the dream that just happened before you slowly nodded, getting up from your spot and putting on your shoes to leave with your two friends.

#kinktober #kinktober 2023 #matt stone #trey parker #matt stone x reader #trey parker x reader #doug remer #doug remer x reader #joe cooper #joe cooper x reader #baseketball #joe cooper smut #doug remer smut

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altrodent · 11 months

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coop x reader x remer (nswf) 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

Just For You

Pairing: Coop x Reader X Remer

Genre/Warnings: SMUT, women genitals given to the reader, PIV, reader receiving, giving head, praising reader, (no protection mentioned)

Summary: After moving in with Coop and Remer, they want to thank you (their hot new roomie) in the best way they know how~

(A/N): I’m sorry I was gone for so long… I don’t usually write for smut but after a really long writers block this is like the only thing I have… but I hope you enjoy!

“Welcome to our casa!” Remer excitedly throws his arms in the air as if revealing the house you’ve already seen. You giggle softly as coop slides his arm over your shoulders “You won’t have to pay any of the rent, either… it’s our treat” You look up to coop “Are you sure…? I mean, I can afford it.” He shakes his head “no, gosh no…” When you pout, he ruffles your hair, you look between the both of them “I wish there was a way I could thank you guys for this…” They both pause, Remer makes a motion for them to talk in private

“Just- just one second, sweetheart” coops brows furrow as he whispers “Sweetheart?” Remer shakes his head “Not the point, Coop… I think this is our free pass out of the Virgin zone is right in front of us…” he offers, coop shakes his head “I don’t know dude… isn’t that kinda taking advantage of them?” Remer shakes his head and pats his shoulder “Just think about this dude, they’re hot as shit, and they just asked if there was anyway they could thank us… it’s a win all around. Plus, they totally think we’re hot” Coop thinks “yeah but isn’t it gonna be kinda gay if we do them at the same time?” Remer shakes his head “It’s not gay if we’re in them, and not each other” Coop thinks for a second “Fair point… but how do we even get to that point? You can just go up to them and be like “Hey, you can thank me by letting us hit”…” Remer stands up tall, “watch and learn buddy”

They walk back over to you “Well, I’d figure we’d give you a little bit of a house tour, before you get all settled in, right coop?” Remer slings his arm around your waist as Cooper nods. “Oh, okay!” You smile as he leads you into the house, almost immediately B-Lining for your room “Well, this is where you’ll be staying. You like it?” You smile, and turn back to him “It’s perfect… I still just don’t know how to repay you” you pout as you ironically sit on the empty bed. They look at each other, and back to you… you immediately catch wind of what they’re thinking “O-oh?” Coop smiles shyly before slightly asking “…can we?” Your face turns a bright shade at the mention of his comment, before muttering “You… want to have sex with me?” Coop pouts, whispering “I told you it wouldn’t work dude…” Remer doesn’t move, and simply answers “Yes, we want to have sex with you.” Your hand gently grasps the bare mattress “Well then… what are you waiting for?” They both look up in shock, and saying in unison “really?!” You nod, the blush remaining on your face. They look at each other and back to you, then quickly start taking off their clothes. You laugh at their strong reactions and start doing the same. Once you’re all undressed, this brings the next argument… “Which one of us is going where…?” Remer asks. Cooper shrugs before they both look at you “Oh… I uhm… I don’t really care, what do you prefer?” Remer looks at you, and crudely says “Pussy.” You look to Coop and he says “I’m okay with head if you are…” You nod, “Alright, I’m cool with that” they smile. Coop sits in front of you, his legs spread as Remer kneels behind you. You’re currently in a crawl position, making the three of you look like a centipede. Soon enough, you go down, taking Coopers cock in your mouth. Cooper softly groans as he feels the warmth of your mouth around him. Once Remer hears this he gently grasps his hands on your asscheeks before slowly inserting every inch of his penis into you, making your pussy quiver. You moan as they’re both just brewing inside of you. “God- you feel so good…” Remer says, moving his hands from your ass to your waist as he slowly thrusts himself into faster. You continue to suck on Coopers cock, earning soft whimpers from him “O-oh- god, that’s good…” the constant movement of your hips assists you in sucking off Coop. Remer somehow is able to slide even further into you “God, you’re doing so good baby…” he says thrusting you harder. You whimper as you continue to suck off Cooper “Good- good god… you’re gonna make me cum too soon…” hearing this you eagerly put your tongue into play, licking the end of his tip and then some. Cooper leans his head back with pleasure as he puts his hands on the sides of your chest, slowly moving you further to fully envelope his cock in your mouth. As his mouth reaches the back of your throat, your pussy tingles around Remer’s cock, in response his hands grip you harder as the thrusts himself deeper into you. “You feel so good baby, you’re gonna you’re gonna make me cum…” Once his smooth voice reaches your ears, you take one of your hands that was supporting you, and start massaging your clit. Your pussy inflames around Remer’s cock, earning a loud moan from him “Oh… god, im almost there…” You suck coop slowly to tease him, making him whimper “Oh- oh don’t stop…” as soon as you pick up speed again, and reach a new one. Remer thrusts into faster, deeper, he’s going animalistic as he grunts. They both cum in unison, filling you to the brim with their white and creamy pleasure.

You all lay down next to each other in sticky, tired, and heavy glory… Cooper is the first to speak “That was…” “…amazing” Remer finishes. You all lay there for a little while longer until they hear the very very faint sound of your sweet and beautiful snoring… they really wore you out. They smile and put their clothes back on “I told you it’d work dude…” remer whispers, coop rolls his eyes “That was… god, that was really good.” Remer nods in agreement, leaving you to rest in your well broken in mattress~

Bonus!!

Squeak hears a lot of noise coming from a room he hadn’t seen yet “why are they making me sleep in a box if there’s an extra room…?” He mumbles to himself. He opens the door, only seeing Remer’s bare ass trusting. Remer turns around giving him a death glare that says ‘Squeak, if you don’t get out, I’ll send the dog after you again.’ Squeak immediately closes the door and scrambles away “I don’t need this!! I didn’t need to see that!!”

(A/N): again I don’t write smut, ever, like literally. But I hope you enjoyed my first attempt! 😭🩵❤️

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eatingstringcheese · 8 months

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subby coop :)

gonna be so honest idek where this came from (i do. i am a FREAK for subby men. like pooks let me take care of you.) afab reader, oral (reader + coop receiving), subby coop <3

coop was stressed out of his mind. the baseketball season was coming to and end and the team was on a winning streak. he had all his confidence in his teammates but for some reason he couldn't shake the nervousness that ate away at him. he tried to ignore it. even distracting himself with his head between your thighs he still thought about the upcoming games.

thats not to say it wasn't great as usual, but you could tell he was swimming in his thoughts. you pushed him away slightly. coop drew back quickly.

"is something wrong?" he mumbled out quickly. eyes catching the light as worry filled his soft blue eyes. "am i not good enough?" his lip was caught between his teeth. he knew he was distracted and it made him feel bad. he wanted to make you cum so hard you saw stars, but he just wasn't on his a-game tonight. he just needs another chance. (if he's honest, he needs you to take care of him. absolutely wreck him. no way he's waking up tomorrow with stable legs, which might suck for the game but who cares?)

you smiled softly, taking his face in your hands and rubbing his cheeks. "no baby, i was gonna ask you the same thing. what's going on in that head of yours?"

he leaned into your touch nervously, still obviously distracted. "just the big game in a week." You smiled softly, pulling him up into the bed to lay with to you. you pulled the covers over the both of you as he buried his face into your tits. you laughed slightly.

"that's it?"

he bit his lip, you weren't going to make fun of him for his request, he wasn't afraid of that. he was worried he might like it too much. there was no denying coop's praise kink.

"would you uhm..." his voice trails off, face flushing as he buries his face farther in your tits. you can feel the way his face heats up on your skin. you run your fingers through his hair, prodding him on to speak.

"sorry, uhm. would you take care of me?"

"that's it? come on baby, you know i'll never pass on a chance for that." you grin, kissing him sweetly as he tried to turn away.

"lay back for me baby boy, let me take care of you." he slips into the role easily. watching you between his thighs as you slowly take of his boxers. his cock presses harder against the fabric, shivering when your hot breath ghosts his cock. you take his waist band in your teeth, making intense eye contact with him. he blushes even more, turning away. whining when you stop.

"babe, look at me. come on." you smile up at him when his gaze meets yours. "atta boy, be good for me, mhm?" he watches as you resume your actions, slowly taking his boxers off with your teeth. he squirms, ready for your mouth on his cock. but he asked you to take care of him, so you’re taking this as slow as possible.

his boxers slide over his cock gently, his cock standing tall and smacking his stomach once released. the tip is red and dripping, you almost jump your plans and take him right there, but you promised your baby all the care he wanted. once his boxers reach his thighs, you pull them down the rest of the way with your hands. your mouth hits his skin, but he groans when your lips meet his inner thighs rather than his hard weeping cock.

“baby please” he begs. “i just want your mouth on my dick, please baby.”

you grin, continuing to place feather light kisses around the area. he whines louder before you pinch his ass roughly. He lets out a squeak, understanding that he should be obeying you.

you take your time before your mouth reaches his cock, massaging his balls and wrapping your hand around his shaft. he continues the whining, despite the earlier warning. he just can’t help it. he wants to be your good boy so bad but it’s just so much and he can’t control himself. you give him a pass this time, knowing he needs this release.

you lean up, pressing a chaste kiss to his lips. you pull away and he chases you, hands grabbing your hips. you still pull away, dipping back down and giving the tip of his dick a soft lick. his hips buck instinctively before you start taking the whole thing. you have to hold his hips down, pressing harshly as you take his cock down your throat.

your mouth enjoys the familiar stretch of his cock, taking him all the way with relative ease. your nose hits his mound of pubic hair with a deep breath before coming back up. he’s already shaking, hands flying everywhere before gripping the sheets.

you continue, quickening your pace and hollowing your cheeks. his head is thrown back before he forces himself to watch you again. he remembered that warning earlier, you come back up, giving a harsh suck to his dick as a reward.

“baby- baby. i’m gonna. babe please i’m so close.” he moans out, thighs tightening under your grip.

you smile internally, unable to with his dick so far down your throat. You pull up, jerking him off with your hand while you speak. He moans loudly when you take him back down your throat.

you have to fight his thighs while he twitches in your mouth, one last signal before your mouth is being filled with ropes of his stick cum.

he lays back, defeated. You come up, tongue darting out of your mouth to gather what slipped out.

you give him a kiss on the nose before stepping out of bed, grabbing a towel and a water bottle. you quickly clean him off, handing him the water bottle while you toss the towel and put a shirt back on.

you return, the water bottle on your night stand and coop snuggled into the bed sheets, you slip in with him, giving him a quick kiss.

“you did so good, baby.” you can imagine his face heating up in the dark room. he silently wraps his arms around you.

“m sorry i didn’t take care of you tonight.”

you shrug, taking his head and laying it on your chest. “no worries handsome. you can always make it up later.” you giggle, giving him one final kiss before letting him drift off to sleep.

uhm...enjoy.

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