26/31 Dark Order on BTE moment
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Preston "10" Vance: Am I going too far?
Evil Uno: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.
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Love whatever the fuck Kip and Uno have going on over on twitter
Bonus:
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someone write a post-rots obikin Casablanca AU where Obi-wan has a bar in Mos Eisley that Anakin randomly visits one day, and Obi-wan hits us with the line "of all the wretched hives of scum and villainy... he walks into mine"
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AU (inspired by this amazing prompt) where the Force needs vessels to exist and each generation of Jedi has their Chosen One that they consider as a sort of deity with godlike powers to match their title. Order 66 is even more brutal than in canon and almost no Jedi survives, leaving Anakin as the last Chosen One, who knows he will disappear the second the very last Jedi forgets about him or dies.
Enter Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi, last ember of a dying age.
And if Anakin knows one thing, it's that he will do whatever he can to survive, even if it means making his last follower live eternally, or at least until a new Order is created with new followers.
He just never imagined that if Obi-Wan is devoted to the Force and to him, having such a personal and close relationship with only one worshipper also means that Anakin is devoted to him.
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John Silver: Why is Anna so sad?
Alex Reynolds: She took one of those “Which Dark Order Member Are You?” quizzes
Silver: And?
Alex: She got Stu.
Evil Uno: It could be worse, Anna.
Preston "10" Vance: Yeah, you could Five.
Alan "5" Angels: Hey!
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