Junior is the most Starkid villain ever. He wears pink sunglasses. He attacks a planet so he can buy weed. He smokes the weed while attacking it. He passed out when a guy shook his hand too hard. He’s played by Brolden. He almost got killed by his own robot. He wants to be your friend but he’s also your boss. He walked so Max Jägerman could run. He’s a bastard dumb bitch and I want to kiss him.
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dare I say it. junior is the best starkid villain
“you did a very good job too, son” “gaaaAaaAAAasp…thanks dad”
“your mother died. a day after you left for your evil mission.” “oh. …….was it sad, or—“
“oh I think you’ll be just fine my boy, ain’t nobody ever gonna hurt you again” “😑 phew 😑”
“put her there, pal!” *evil squeeze* *confused squeeze back* “oh” *collapses*
“ahahaha. oh, yES. I think that bug’s about to have a little accident involving his head and my zapper.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA. THEN I’LL SHOOT HIM!”
“help—help me!!! ….. I’m in a weird situation”
LITERALLY ALL OF KICK IT UP A NOTCH REPRISE
LOOK AT HIM
*cough* “YEAH I’M SMOKIN POT”
“oh boohoo bug I’m so sorry!!! NOT. I’m taking that overqueen bastard back to Earth with me because it’s gonna make me a million space bucks! And I’m gonna use that money…TO BUY WEEEEED!!!”
“we got a saying where I come from too, bug: god save the queen.” “oh, great.” “….lucky for me, god is dead. WHEN YOU SEE HIM IN HELL, TELL HIM JUNIOR SENT YOU”
he lived, smoked weed, served cunt, and died. an icon
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we have a saying where im from too…
god save the queen.
lucky for me
god is dead
when you see him in hell,
tell him that Junior sent ya!
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can you draw Junior? (if you want lol)
Here’s a bunch of reference images :D
Cat Junior is here! A few people asked for him, but I’m not gonna respond to all of them, it’s first come first served, so whoever asks first is who I’m responding to
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perkys buds survived into the far far future from a time capsule and was adopted into a conglomerate (think the griivar worlds from dimension 20s a starstruck odyssey) and its where junior buys his weed
yeah this is canon now
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I kept talking about Junior and his sunglasses to my friends recently. It was my birthday a week ago as well. Literally all of my friends got me Junior Spaceclaw Sunglasses. Now I have sixteen neon pink sunglasses and Life is Good.
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rewatching starship and i am convinced that brian holden has never had a bad role ever
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Reasons why Junior from Starship (2011) isn’t cisgender.
“You did a good job, too, son.” *gasp that reflects the joy I feel whenever someone uses it/its for me* “Thanks, dad.”
I’m not cisgender and I say so.
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I'll kill a million bugs, it's a thrill and a drug so call me a terrible guy! I love to kick it up a notch, and watch, all, of you DIEEEE!!!!
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