#just putting that man in scenarios

[undeniablespice]

i remain sincerely, unshakably convinced that aeron’s one true talent is basketball. he’s 6’5” and built like a scarecrow i know he would absolutely destroy the westerosi bball circuit if it weren’t for the Trauma turning him away from sports towards substance abuse and religion

#euron nefariously sabotaging the ironborn chances of winning the asoiaf nba finals by [REDACTED] #i’m ignoring george’s weird piss thing here #i don’t even think aeron would like basketball. in fact he would hate it #every night he is like drowned god why would you do this to me #why would you curse me with this useless skill #it is his one great wish to retire and become someone’s weird orthodox uncle #but the drowned god spake and to his loyal disciple he said: you must decorate my shelves with sports trophies #so aeron sighs and puts on his gay ass jersey and absolutely demolishes the competition #aeron greyjoy #op #just putting that man in scenarios

[bbnibini]

I find it so painfully heartbreaking that Solomon just...laughs off all the derision, the name-calling, and possibly even did "evil" things on purpose because it's expected of him at this point. (He had not always been like this as Thirteen pointed out before). There was a time when he was "innocent". When his soul sparkled. When it resembled the kind of soul everyone in these god forsaken (pun intended with spite) three realms seemed to associate with the ever loved MC. He's just...worryingly carefree. And because he's like that, he feels even more of a tragic character to me.

Sometimes it even seems that he himself would seemingly make up excuses on why he's hated. Oh, it's because I'm a sorcerer this. I might have won a war against Devildom single-handedly this. I have forgotten. But maybe, I did something bad, that. Hon, you were doing that to SURVIVE. You don't have to be a faultless person to deserve compassion. You don't have to be MC to deserve to be loved.

#rant #the more i play and read about nb solomon the more it feels like he's a worst case scenario foil to MC #and it's ridiculous maybe to feel this way but seeing how everyone dotes on mc and just panders to them without question no matter #especially with meaner dialogues #make me dislike the mc to some extent #what good will raising up one character do in exchange of dehumanising another? #i couldn't put a finger on this feeling before #but i think that's also why im so burnt out with this game #the more everyone loves me as the mc the more it becomes so apparent how unfairly solomon was treated #and how everyone ESPECIALLY HIM just rolls with it #sweetie please be angry. please complain. please hate me in some way #but no he just keeps loving and supporting the mc #in game in fandom this man can't catch a break #wanna gatekeep him fr /s #this has just been brewing in my mind for a while. i don't really wanna hear discourse or arguments that's why i put it in the tags #I just need a place to vent my frustrations with this game #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me solomon #spoiler mention #he's imperfect and flawed as all humans are and he deserves to be loved irregardless

[pigeon-princess]

I think it was really funny of us that when we made characters for our ASOIAF/Game of Thrones ttrpg (a system predominantly played for its combat) we gave them both absolutely no combat experience or abilities. Absolutely peak humour. We made two silver haired Gucci models who can barely hold a sword. We're going to die out there and the only thing standing between us being beheaded is one sad DILF with a Valyrian steel sword.

#thinking about the 2 combat scenarios we've been in where we basically just stood while Oswick was fighting for our fucking lives #PLEASE DONT DIE OSWICK PLEASE YOURE OUR ONLY HOPE #And now we have Wyman with us.......... hot old man pls save us #asoiaf #asoiaf ttrpg #Gwyn can swim sooooo good just wait until we have to swim our way out of comabt #I put all of gwyns stats into SWIM and DODGE and WARG #All of toby's stats are SEDUCE and LIE #Gwyndon Pyke #Tobiah Martell #Oswick Crakehall

[reddd-robin]

I feel so crazy about that last episode I knew literally in my soul that the lich would appear eventually and be named the last scholar of golb. Throws up everywherr

#i canttt do this. i love betty and simon so much this new view on their dynamic makes me feel crazy #its undoubtedly like a strange power dynamic that simon is unaware of (heees kind of dumb but not a bad person by any means) that drives- #-betty to act how she does with him at first. like her perfect idolized interaction with a author she loves dearly #and for her to put aside her life like that for him in this manic sort of perfect scenario shes so enthralled by #gah i live them so much. simon being unaware of this and it damaging their relationship in the future unknowingly #she gives so much man. not to say simon doesn't i think hes just as great a lover as betty wanted but betty has this endlessness to her- #-devoting her time and her life and her dreams to this perfect world she gets to live in now #i do think she relaxes with it further into their relationship when she feels less like she has to be cool or prove herself to someone she- #-idolizes. and that they get better and closer and more equal (i say theyre never truly equal considering it revolves around simons whims)- #betty really learns to love for that period of their life. for however long it takes them to get to 'fianceès' its really their perfect life #and then everything happens. the crown. the portal. the war. the world ending. ice king. betty in ooo. and its all ruined again and she cant #acess simon so he is again returned to this state of a forbidden person she desperately chases and gives up her life for. she regresses to- #-when their dynamic was unknown woman and author she loves dearly appearing before her eyes #and that unnatainable aspect is what drives her insane. she cant do anything this time. he doesnt even know who *he* is. its hopeless #her trying to date ice king and freaking out about it because this perfect picture is gone and she doesnt /like/ him like this #agh. bety. siom #fionna and cake spoilers #fionna and cake #talking2myself

[wastelandbabyblue]

some of you have lost the plot istg

#just say you don't care that a child is being used as a marketing tool like just admit you're fine with him being exploited #stop making insane scenarios to justify the unjustifiable #it's simple: he's been used his whole life and this is no different. he can't consent. he's not making money out of it because his family #doesn't care. he doesn't get another family because louis and the tomlinsons don't give a shit about this kid lol they never did #this isn't some disney show bffr #you wanna watch the doc fine go that's your money your time but don't try to pretend this is some fairytale when that child looks extremely #uncomfortable and out of place #y'all have seen him with his real family you know damn well how he acts around people he's comfortable with and it's not like that #so don't pretend louis is suddenly his dad because he saw him 5 times since someone threatened to expose his ass #what they're did with this kid is fucked up. period #sorry for the rant im just so fucking done with the excuses when we're talking about a 7 yr old CHILD who didn't ask for any of this #and y'all putting a grow ass man above that lmao couldn't be me

[my-ultimate-is-ready]

from the prompt meme (if you're still doing it ofc) “i’m not wearing any underwear. thought you’d like to know." w Reyes 😈

Gabriel’s back from god-knows-where for god-also-only-knows-how-long, a pause in his suffocating schedule allowing him to spend a few luxurious days at home, so you can live like all the couples around you do. High on your priority list is doing all the laundry your washing machine can handle, catching up on all your favourite shows you swore you wouldn’t watch while he was away, and making dinner together. 

At some point in this unadorned normality, you’ve also got to go grocery shopping, and while it’s not the most riveting of things you can do together, it’s significantly less of a chore with him there. It takes inordinate amounts of fuel to keep him running; SEP created a super soldier with a super appetite. So, with Gabriel home and the fridge pitifully empty, it’s a non-negotiable addition to your day.

But what a joy it is to feel halfway ordinary, defaulting to your routine that gets interrupted every other week when he becomes a mere voice over the phone or a few lines of text in a written message. 

When he’s home, you live slowly—one day at a time.

Out of necessity, Gabriel’s efficiency is unparalleled. It doesn’t matter how organized you are when he is a master at packing and planning. It’s thanks to him that you’ve never set foot into a store without your reusable bags, and it is also thanks to him that unloading the groceries from the car to the kitchen takes a single trip.

Is any sight more touchingly domestic than him hauling several massive blue IKEA bags as though they’re precious cargo?

Going down the list that he remembered to bring—even though you wrote it, you’d forgotten about it—Gabriel ensures you’ve got all your essentials but can’t find the last ingredient you need. You know it’s crucial that when you have the chance to cook together, there’s no deviation from the recipe, no disrupting the ritual. When he suggests the pair of you should make a stop at another store, it’s not a compromise that you’re unwilling to make, but you’d much rather get back home and have him all to yourself again.

“Maybe we have some left from last time,” you say, trailing out as you scour the shelf for the third time, making a showy pretence of it.

“We don’t,” he informs with a discontented shake of his head, “I checked.”

The addendum to the shopping list was his doing, penned in at the bottom.

“Can we do without it?”

“We probably could, but do we want to? This is the question we have to ask ourselves. You know it’s not going to taste the same.”

He’s too determined for his own good sometimes.

It’s not that you want to rush him; it’s just that you know what traffic is like and how a little detour could throw the rest of your afternoon off. If you weren’t constantly picturing time dripping through the narrowest point of an hourglass, maybe you would have a single chill.

But you don’t, and Gabriel is already wise to some version of that.

Naturally, you think of a way to suggest he shuffle his priorities around and get you home without asking him to blatantly give up—because he won’t.

Beckoning him to lend you an ear with a finger, he leans down so you can whisper: “I’m not wearing any underwear. Thought you’d like to know.”

Something passes over him as he returns to his full height. Once you think he’s past replying, he speaks into a closed fist, “Holy shit.” 

“You good?” A bad question, knowing full well you’ve quietly obliterated him.

He clears his throat and assures, “Never better.”

“You sure?”

“Yeah, I was just thinking about how we need to home before the ice cream melts.”

“What ice cream?”

Gabriel steps away, opens the closest freezer, grabs a pint of ice cream, and adds it onto the heap in your cart. “That one.”

Then he slips behind you and helps you steer towards the checkout, whispering in your ear about how he still can’t believe the things that come out of your mouth sometimes.

#gabriel reyes x reader #gabriel reyes imagine #overwatch x reader #overwatch imagine #you asked for sexy and i gave you GROCERY STORE #but am i wrong #this man watches sports and cooking shows with the same intensity. #alternative scenario: you say you're not wearing underwear and he's like. yeah i know #it's all in the laundry i literally just threw it all in the dryer before we left #gabriel reyes puts up with so much bless his soul #gabriel reyes #gabriel #reyes #these #replies #prompt meme

[thedorfmirrin]

Random post game scenario, after of which a towerless Pizzahead tricks Peppino to "let" him work "with" him. First day; and Pepperoni is already completely fed up with the guy!

Pizzahead hates dishes, and WILL break them rather than washing any. ever. this is canon and you CANT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

#pizza headed man: blorbo of my brain ☆ blorbo of my heart ♡ #i imagined this scenario tbh like the day after i discovered pizzatower i only just drew it now haha #also for the record this is a small scene of my internally imagined post canon ya #pizzahead tricked peppino into being 'buisness partners' and letting pizzer work with pepp (not FOR him- so he cant be fired easily) #and peppino immediatly puts him on dishes duty out of spite and annoyance #problem with one spitefull dude with another even pettier one- is that it cycles #pizzahead never does dishes even in his tower never ever he buys esclusivly paper plates and plastic utensils always #peppino uses glass plates bc washing them is cheaper than constantly supplying more disposable plates #and ofc their ideals clash lmao #its just. so funny !!! #these blorbos... they do such funny things #dorf's art #sketchy doodles #pizza tower #pizzahead #peppino spaghetti #i have so much to say about them haha #feel free to ask about my 'AU' where they work together bc i do have a couple ideas about it i just dunno where to start #pizza tower spoilers

[demodraws0606]

I wish cc!BBH would stop triggering my anxiety ridden paranoid ass with him not treating his injuries properly /hj

#qsmp #bbh #badboyhalo #i put /hj bc like he is a grown ass man i trust that he'll prob go if it gets serious but I'm also a chronic overthinker and have very bad #anxiety so my brain just conjures up the worst case scenario #also i just have general medical anxiety and just the idea of his wounds being infected make me very uncomfortable #idk how to tag this bro i just needed to get this out

[separatist-apologist]

Considering the sort of vibe you went for with Traitors never win, would it be too delulu to hope you’ll bless us with Gwynriel’s DRTD for gwynriel week? 🥺👉👈

Ps. Sending you love and a fat box of red bulls mwah

I'm scared to do Gwynriel for DRTD because there is a small group of (cowards) people on this app that think its cute to harass people if they don't conform to their very narrow, very uninspired vision for Gwyn.

I have a draft of it written that I've never uploaded because I actually do not enjoy having to turn my askbox off at night so I can sleep without panicking people are sending me fucked up shit. The worst my askbox has ever been has never been because of the ship wars, but people who ship the same thing as me.

It's good, too which I think is what sucks. I subverted my trope a little and had Gwyn kidnap Azriel who is able to slip his restraints in the first 10 minutes but decides to hang out and see what happens.

#like every man in that series azriel is just as brainless #he saw a hot woman tie him up and was like #this is my kink actually so ill stay put #shes like yeah i caught azriel it wasnt hard #unaware hes hoping for the cassian treatment (but hes nesta in the scenario)

[langernameohnebedeutung]

See, the thing about these super-smart modern Sherlock Holmes type knows-everything-at-the-first-glance male detectives is, when they look at a female character and they're like 'oh she's wearing that ugly lipstick today and look at her fancy shoes not fit for her seated job, clearly she's trying to flirt with her co-worker/her boss/me/trying to get a raise/she's insecure/she's bad at her job and trying to distract us'

that's not even impressive, that's just how straight men talk about women all the time.

#they all just created a scenario where the guy gets to be Right (because he's Mr Super Genius Man) #the best you can get is that she used those expectations on purpose #it'd be far more interesting if some random dude puts forth those theories #and the detective character would go: are you stupid? a) you're wrong and b) you missed these 10 actually obvious things about her #actually that is why Scandal in Bohemia gets it right: The king goes t o Holmes and tells her 'oh she's a woman of questionable repute' #like yeah she's a singer she's ...Ya Know. #But Holmes actually analyses her actions and is like: bro she's smarter than you

[hannibal-confessions-nbc]

I hate when people say Hannibal "ruined" Will's perfect life with Molly shuuut up Will made his own choices. Will conveniently walked his dogs when Jack was there and left Molly alone with him knowing he would show her crime scene photos and she'd try to make Will go. He said he knew what he was doing going back after Molly got hurt. Hannibal told him not to come back even and Will ingored it! We need to acknowledge Will is a manipulative person and makes his own choices

.

#anon i am so sorry i took ages to post this. its been over a month i hope youre hanging in there #hannibal confessions #nbc hannibal #hannibal #im so sorry for ranting here! couldnt help myself. #about hannibal telling will not to go back... he did say that BUT because he knew will wouldnt #listen to him. will has problems with authority god damn it. course he wouldnt listen. i think im more upset with molly in this scenario #because she pushed will to do something he expressed uneasiness for. she pressured him. he guilt tripped him into going. #ik will makes his own choices but as someone who has been guilt tripped frequently by someone im supposed to trust. its not easy to ignore. #doesnt matter if its intentional or not. #guilt tripping is not easy to ignore at all. so yeah im mad at molly for that. BUT THEN. im mad at jack for guilt tripping molly into guilt #but then im not mad because jack was just doing his job. he wanted a way to catch the ripper and he was relentlessly out for his ass #and would stop at almost nothing to get there. including putting his agent-made-ex agent-made-agent again's life and wellbeing on the line #yeah. will is a grown man. he makes his own choices. hes manipulative. hes a good manipulator. #no matter how manipulative you are you can still be manipulated. and easily. will has an unstable sense of self and im 99.9999999 percent #sure he struggles with a dissociative disorder outside of the encephalitis. among plenty of other things. his sense of self is not stable. #that makes him malleable. he can close himself off all he wants to avoid being susceptible to manipulation but he's still malleable. #chiyoh said it. she's not as malleable as he is. #will graham #hannibal lecter #molly graham #jack crawford

[safyresky]

THROWING THESE OUT THERE ASAP:

Top: BAD ENDING SERIES BINGO

Bottom: GOOD ISH ENDING BINGO

I am not very. HOPEFUL that it's going to be. An absolute banger, BUT. I am going to try to have fun with it! Lmk if y'all want a blank to do your own bingos, bc these are very very biased (it took a lot to not put CHARLIE AS SANTA on the goodish one lol. I kNOW he won't be, I KNOW that Kal Penn is playing the next Santa, BUT LET A BITCH HAVE HER AUS AND HOPES AND STUFF, OKAY? yeesh)

anyway enjoy! 🤗🤗🤗

#dani speaks #the santa clause #the santa clauses #is it too much to put it in all the tags? no? BOO YEAH #the santa clause 2 #the santa clause 3 #tsc #tscs #unlocked a NEW fear when i thought of character death: bernard disappearing Dx #like WE JUST GOT THE MANS BACK #anyway i tried to keep trailer spoilers out of it but I saw Dad charlie spoiler today and could not resist #HE IS THE MOST DAD LOOKING MOFO. LOOKS LIKE HE GOLFS. #in my head when i saw the still jacqueline was like 'ha. i could break him' #ENJOY! MAYBE I'LL POST THE BLANK ANYWAY! #ps u will notice some of these are on BOTH cards #that is bc i think they'd be good in either scenario

[camels-pen]

*holding your face in my hands* listen- listen- Usopp's Snake Fireworks are not canon. They are not canon. I know that. You know that. We all know that.

But what if- and hear me out now- what if I gave him them anyway

#one piece #usopp #hebi hanabi #snake fireworks #nemotime #this struck me as i was trying to figure out certain logistics in a fic #did i write a whole thing to justify myself using Snake Fireworks in future fics?? yes. yes i did. not here. but i did. #if anyone doesnt wanna search the wiki about this and doesnt care about the Stampede movie. pls ask #i would love to have an excuse to share about the beloved snake fireworks #like. im just. god. how can you show me such an amazing pop green that shows the trust usopp has in luffy #that COULD show the trust he has in his other crewmates. and then. not have it be canon. are you kidding #its RIGHT THERE pls i am BEGGING oh my god #i get it would put a damper on one-on-one fights but like??? mr sniper giving support to the heavy hitters??? my fucking beloved #it doesnt even have to be the monster trio man. it could be franky. or chopper. like. pls #like. its like. imagine there's an Oars scenario again. or just some bigass dude and its not about pride or honor anymore #its just about winning and surviving and aaaaaaaaaaa #in conclusion. give him his goddamn snake fireworks #fuck. i could write an essay on this if i'm not careful #not a formal one but. yknow #knowing myself im probably gonna end up writing it anyway. and probably in fic form rather than essay form dfkjghdfg #eh we'll see #not now though. bed time

[oseike]

I want to crawl into the margins of the time gap of chapter 225.

Let's lay out what we know:

Kdj passes out for a week

Yjh survives with the help of a constellation

Uriel immediately heads towards the Asgard nebula when she returns, and "Star That Likes To Change Genders" was laughing and clearly knew something

We also know the conditions of the constellation's assistance was that once a day, yjh "disappears" for 10 minutes

Later, yjh also demonstrates an ability to change his gender while visiting Breaking the Sky Sword Saint, as it is a martial style meant to be learned by women

The "punisher" - a mysterious woman in black who exhibits intense hatred for kdj and refuses to talk to him - appeared 4 or 5 days before kdj woke up

Yjh says he arrived 2 days ago

To me, this means that:

1) One week prior to kdj waking up, Loki helped yjh, on the condition he turned into a woman for 10 minutes a day. Exactly what other parameters exist, I am uncertain. I feel there was likely at least one more stipulation.

2) Yjh arrived at Syswitz Complex (aka Yoo Junghyuk Complex) a couple days later, but laid low except for when he was the "punisher," his woman self. I base this off of the fact that Jang Hayoung is excited about the "punisher," knew the "punisher" started acting up 4-5 days ago, but seemed indifferent to even suspicious of yjh. This makes me think that the stipulation for his transformation included some kind of secondary requirement, because otherwise I don't know why he would act out only while in woman form. Making him act as an agent of justice while a woman seems odd, but maybe?

3) Since yjh spent a couple days just getting to the complex (arriving "4-5 days ago"), we still have 2-3 days before he shows up at Aileen's place. Knowing yjh's normal modus operandi, he likely would have sought someone he could beat up for information - but there were no slimeballs that had that information. Only good people/allies probably knew by then where kdj was, so he was just running around for a couple days being frustrated until he SOMEHOW managed to get someone to trust him enough to show him the way, or at least believe him when he said he was the real Yoo Joonhyuk. No lie, knowing there was a brigade of people all using yjh's name, and knowing no one knew kdj's name, I can imagine his clown-car level of frustration trying to find kdj and it cracks me up. God I wish I could see that.

4) I am BURNING with curiosity over just what kind of face he made and what was running through his mind when he finally went into Aileen's side room and saw kdj.

5) I'd also really love to know just what the other revolutionary members told him about kdj and his actions. Or at least, specifically, what Aileen said about his condition because I bet she would be frank about just how much of a mess he is lmao

Gaps like this, particularly with yjh, drive me insaaannneeee

#orv spoilers #orv #i s2g #i just want this man to have Feelings when he sees or thinks about kdj being hurt okay #yjh clearly stuck around after finding kdj #he even stuck around for the entire demon selection story #even though prior to meeting asmodeus yjh was telling uriel to cancel the sub scenario and let him leave the demon realm #i want him to see the mess kdj was in and realize he can't possibly leave #i mean he had already been ready to entrust his goals to kdj in the dark castle and then ran around with a “growing hole” in his chest #thinking kdj was truly dead after that #i can't believe he was ready to leave the demon realm without even seeing if kdj was truly okay smh #this man needs to be put under a microscope

[forcedhesitation]

mayrina is STILL pregnant in act 3????? you're telling me we've done ALL this shit in barely any time at all? wasn't she close to having her child in act 1? there's no way we breezed through act 1 and 2 that fast. I could believe the whole game taking place over 9 months. but if mayrina's still not given birth between acts 1 and 3....that would suggest it's only been a month at most, right? which just. makes No sense to me.

#bg3 #bg3 spoilers #thoughts about media #plot hole??? it has to be. there's no way this game doesn't take place over at least. idk 5 months. #there's just FAR too much that happens! and they have to travel most of the land by foot! #the timeline is definitely something that's had MY interest because corydalis has children back in baldur's gate. #they aren't alone obv. #but like. those are his kids man! they are worried about him and he's worried about them! #I mean. they would figure out their dad is alive Before he makes it back to baldur's gate because NONE of them trust gortash. #like if gortash was approaching powerful people BEFORE the abduction happened- it would make sense for corydalis to have been approached #and obviously he would tell gortash off. which provides a really easy explanation for HIS abduction. #so I think the kids would put things together real fast with how gortash seizes power after a bunch of powerful people have gone missing. #and they would meddle. they would 100% meddle. much to corydalis' despair. #like I think that a reunion would take place at wyrm's crossing before or after the coronation. #interesting to imagine how that whole scenario would make everyone else feel. hm. #but like. all this makes me wonder where the timeline of gortash seizing power even fits. because surely that didn't also happen in a month

[grimxark]

Rodimus brings a Idgaf energy to the Lost Light that Magnus doesn’t really like

#this is why he’s so mad @ his leadership btw. bc it works. #magnus is your friend with anxiety who’s worrying about every single thing making up every single scenario that could go wrong #to properly prepare for it #and Rodimus is the guy who puts a hand on his shoulder and goes hey. chill Out Man. #and magnus will be extremely upset about that and he’ll think rodimuscore being irresponsible and unreasonable but actually. #magnus is the one being unreasonable. #he’s stressing out over some mundane shit like one of the lights in the unused hab corridor is flickering what if it blows out and causes #a fire. and he’s thinking about 19302 ways to make sure that doesn’t happen #and Rodimus is like man. dude. and just removes the lightbulb. #Rodimus #ultra Magnus #maccadam #this is also why ppl say he’s a bad captain he’s literally FINE he just dgaf #rodimags #<- bc it’s funny #I think their dynamic in the beginning is funny I like to think Rodimus manages to help magnus w that anxiety