#kristen applebees for president

[vampirehayfever]

"kristen is one of the most gifted clerics the world has ever seen" AND IF I LITERALLY THROW UP BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T GET APPRECIATED ENOUGH FOR HER TALENTS

#kristen applebees you are so amazing #tears streaming down my face #dimension 20 #d20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fhjy spoilers #fantasy high junior year spoilers #d20 fantasy high #dropout #intrepid heroes #kristen applebees for president #kristen applebees #ally beardsley

[ratqu33n]

kristen applebees is MY president

#fantasy high #dimension 20 #kristen applebees #riz gukgak #figeroth faeth #ratqu33n4rt #needed this episode for my soul #kristen is the main character this season #in that shes my favorite bad kid rn #her running for class president while not really knowing what that is #so me #what does class president even do i have no idea

[call-me-cole]

The thing that drives me nuts about the Kristen discourse is that she's running for president of the Augefort Adventuring academy. You know, the school named after the guy that once grew tall and grabbed the sun as a show of force (ribbon flying behavior) the same dude that keeps his x-rated life story in the library (healing by 69ing behavior) the same dude that turned himself into a bat to escape a conversation (hey girly pirouette behavior)

Kristen embodies the spirit of Arthur Augefort, has already saved the world multiple times, and has shown remarkable cleric abilities. She is the best choice.

#PAID FOR BY KRISTEN FOR PRESIDENT #fhjy #dimension 20 #kristen applebees #d20 fhjy #dimension 20 fhjy #d20

[applebees4prez]

i hope the aguefort kids all revolt when they hear kristen got kicked out. they should bring bobby dawn’s head to her on a pike.

#HER POPULARITY SHOULD NOT BE IN VAIN #THATS MY PRESIDENT #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #dimension 20 #d20 #kristen applebees

[glittersploots]

MAXIMUM LEGENDZ refs below the cut 🫶

#dimension 20 fanart #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #dimension 20 #my art #emu draws #kristen applebees #fabian seacaster #the bad kids #thats my president #that fuckass neck tattoo #fhjy spoilers

[rooolt]

I hope this is the year of rizten bffs. All their little bits in sophomore year were so good and now they not only have the campaign to do, but also Kalina is back!

#Puppet president kristen with shadow master riz #Also “what if I got someone super together and on top of it to balance me out” riz worshipper of Cassandra when #I actually think it would be really good for him because he’s so preoccupied with knowing everything I think he needs a little doubt #Please #see see my vision #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #riz gukgak #kristen applebees

[greatpistachiopie]

she's every woman's everywoman

#kristen applebees is OUR president #dimension 20 #fanart #dimension 20 fanart #d20 fanart #d20 #d20 fantasy high #dimension 20 fantasy high #kristen fantasy high #kristen applebees

[spinaholi]

i immensely enjoy that the major events of kristen applebees’ presidential campaign have just been insanely wet, food themed jumps followed by things exploding with fire

#i mean she’s my president id take a steel saw to the head for her #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #d20 #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #kristen applebees #spina speaks

[undefeatedcrabking]

YOURS ONLY CAME BACK ONCE!!!!!! 🖕🖕🖕

#that's my president #fhjy spoilers #kristen applebees #dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year

[shitpostingkats]

Kristen’s little “Yes.” in response to the baffled steel worker receptionist asking if she’s running for president of elmville made me laugh so hard my sides hurt

#‘I’m running for president.’ ‘Of the town?!??’ #said with all the authority and confidence conveyed to you by the powers of being a messy queer teenager: Yes. #kristen applebees #fantasy high #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #dimension 20 fhjy #d20 fhjy #dimension 20 fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #dimension 20 #d20

[ladygoofus]

Kristen Applebees!!!

#my art #Dimension 20 #kristen applebees #it's my birthday so please ignore that I didn't reference any of the muscles! :) #✨she✨ #D20 fantasy high #fhjy #fantasy high junior year #that's my president #ally beardsley

[vampirehayfever]

diversity win! your horrifying nightmare recreation of your room still has your lesbian pride flag :D

#kristen applebees for president #kristen applebees #ally beardsley #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #d20 #fhjy spoilers #fantasy high junior year spoilers #d20 fantasy high #dropout #intrepid heroes #brennan lee mulligan

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

K but the fact that Kristen is just a regular human being. Just a standard, average person in a land filled with mystical beings and magic spilling from every crack, nook and cranny.

And here's Kristen Applebees, the first born child of typical suburban parents, born into a religious neighborhood where everyone goes to church every Sunday and prays every night and everyone has a white picket fence with a perfect manicured lawn and not-so-subtly shuns those who are in anyway different from them.

Was Kristen not chosen by her God, by Helio himself, because of her perfect average parents with their perfect average house in their perfect average neighborhood?

Kristen wasn't rich, she didn't have a powerful bloodline, her parents weren't important, there was no prophecy foretelling her birth. No, Kristen was an attainable goal. Kristen was a good example for the youth, an example of what could be achieved if you just played along and played your part.

Kristen was destined to be the perfect picture of a devoted follower of Helio. She was the poster child, born smack dab in the center of Helio's flock, surrounded on all sides by followers and moulded into the perfect unquestioning chosen one since birth.

But by choosing Kristen, by marking her as property of a God, Helio gave Kristen power. Power over him, power over good and evil, the divine and infernal. Because Kristen is promised to Helio, because she was chosen by him and prophesied to be his, Kristen wields the power to start the end of days and crumble nations with a snap of her fingers. Should she want to, Kristen could destroy the world by simply not doing that, by not ending up in Helio's afterlife to live for eternity by his side, by proving a God wrong.

And it's with this power, this leverage that Kristen holds over Helio's neck like the sword of Damocles, that Kristen is able to free herself from his grasp. It's slow, at first. Joining a 'risky' school, meeting people outside of the religion, questioning elders, researching history and religions. And she doesn't understand how much power she has, not at first, because the power she possesses isn't magic, but a divine promise and unspoken rules that govern a world that she was never supposed to know.

But despite not having magic, despite being chosen for her averageness, despite being trained to be naive and blinded to the realities of the world, Kristen is overpowered as, if you'll excuse the pun, hell.

Helio creates divine religious scholars to protect her when she doubts and strays from him. Helio creates an entire new deity and religion for Kristen, allowing her to think that YES! (and, later, YES?) is it's own separate power from his and he does all of this, not out of generosity or love, but because he needs to keep Kristen alive. Kristen cannot die before she rejoins Helio's flock or the divine promise will break and Helio would be fucked.

So Helio gave her power under the pretense of it being from elsewhere, solely so that he could keep Kristen alive until he changed her mind.

And then! And then Kristen dies! And is revived. And she's Saint Kristen Applebees now (but the Saint of who?) and Helio has fully given up on her and turned his back on her (but his prophecy cannot be unspoken and he cannot be proven wrong so does he really? Can he really?) and Kristen finds a new God, a broken God and Kristen chooses her.

Kristen names her, creates her, Cassandra the Goddess of Doubt and Night, and Kristen finally has her religion, a source of power that doesn't stem from Helio, she's finally escaped his grasp.

And yet.

And yet, Helio still spoke his prophecy, still chose Kristen and she will always have that power over him.

And yet, in his own foolish shortsighted attempt to keep Kristen within his grasp, Helio still created a deity for her, a separate divine entity that chose her as well.

And yet, Kristen is still the undying, the follower of Night and Doubt, Saint Applebees, Creator of Cassandra.

With no real magic to speak of, with nothing special in her bloodline, with no real talents or money to her name, the perfect picture of normalcy in every way, Kristen has managed to twist the divine sphere around her little pinky finger. She has so much power and she has so little awareness of it.

And also she's going to be President, bitch.

#there's a reason why (when asked if theres a new chosen one) the other cleric made it VERY CLEAR #that Kristen was special in that regard. it doesn't transfer. she can't be replaced. it doesn't work like that #theres a reason why the bad guys want to know where YES! was created. why Cassandra was targeted first. #KRISTEN HAS SO MUCH FUCKING POWER YO ITS INSANE #thats MY president #kristen chilis applebees #an actual fucking saint and wielder of so much divine power #and shes failing her cleric classes. KRISTEEEEEN. WRITE YOUR ESSAYS BESTIE #YOUVE CREATED MULTIPLE FUCKING GODS AND DIED SEVERAL TIMES JUST WRITE SOME ESSAYS #dimension 20 #d20 #kristen applebees #fantasy high #fantasy high sophomore year

[o-vera-nalyzing]

i want cookiecutter cuntface to really show how mad she is. obviously she has boiling rage right under her skin but her confrontation with kristen wasn’t enough i want her to fucking explode

#also she deserves it lbr #i can’t related to her at all (besides just the anger issues) but honestly let her be angry #imo teenage girls should be allowed to corrupt a god and kill people and run for student body president all to spite the people she hates #fhjy #d20 fhjy #fhjy spoilers #kipperlilly copperkettle #the bad kids #saint kristen applebees #riz gukgak #fabian aramais seacaster #adaine abernant #gorgug thistlespring #fig faeth #original overanalyzing

[fantasymusicreblogs]

Vote Kristen Applebees for Class President

Justice for Lucy Frostblade

Justice for Buddy Dawn

And

Fuck Kipperlilly Copperkettle

#I’m so mad #she sucks I hate her SO MUCH #COME ON dude #come ON!!!!!! #JUSTICE FOR BUDDY DAWN #dimension 20 #dimension 20 fantasy high #fhjy spoilers #d20 fhjy #the devil works fast but the dimension 20 wiki works faster 😭😭 #lucy frostblade #kipperlilly copperkettle #kristen applebees #buddy dawn #I hope Bobby dawn is so devastated I hope he begs Helio to move heaven and earth to bring buddy back fuck him and fuck the rat grinders #I’m so mad I can’t think about it or I get so mad #SHE MADE IT SO BUDDY CANNOT BE ALIVE #SHE FUCKING #oooooooooh I’m mad I’m PISSED #She is willing to FAIL to make sure NOBODY CAN SUCCEED #OOOOHHHHHH IM PISSED #Applebees for president #vote applebees

[himejoshiangels]

everyone saying that Kristen would be a terrible president literally doesn't get it. didn't you hear? she just needs this one win

#kristen applebees #everyones all abt found family and healing but kristens the only badkid w literally no one else to turn to #and she still gets shit for being the chosen of helio from literally everyone #like shes at fault #every hand raised against her will fall #she obviously dgaf abt being president but shes trying in her own special way to take it seriously to prove thatshe can #nobody gets her like we few #thought bubbles #fantasy high