#like damn what's that hospital even for????

[nunalastor]

Dark Forced Family/Overlord Found Family

Having Vox on the team might seem like an odd choice given his bad relationship with Alastor, but what sold it for the overlords that the risk was worth it was the power Vox shares with Alastor over radio waves. Vox has a way of communicating with Alastor that none of the others have, because Lucifer may have suppressed Alastor's magic into nonexistence, but he can't outright destroy it, that would cause unimaginable damage, and Lucifer may be crazy but even he knows taking that step is too far. But that means Alastor's power still exists, just suppressed, so if Vox can get close to him, he might be able to get a sense of what they're dealing with.

This wasn't relevant until the final fight with Lucifer. Zestial and Carmilla as the oldest overlord and the one with a shit ton of angel-killing weapons are at the front, with Rosie and Vox taking care of Alastor's body. Vox can feel how weak Alastor has become, he won't last the night if this continues, but that power is still there under the surface, he can feel it and if he really looked, he could see all of Alastor's pain.

He can't speak for Alastor, he can't wake Alastor on his own even if he tried. All he can do is use that to switch off safe mode and beat it into the king's head just how much pain Alastor is in. He is the overlord of technology, and one of his skills is communication, he can rub that in Lucifer's face as much as he has to if it means Alastor survives.

The fight isn't easy, between coming up with songs on the dime, Carmilla and Zestial dancing around, Charlie trying to defuse, and Rosie taking care of Alastor (she would fight but Alastor needs some blood to drink and to be as far from this fight as possible), but they see Vox's methods slowly making Lucifer break down. Vox doesn't need to say anything, just the aggression he is fighting with and a power Lucifer would know he shares with Alastor is enough to get the point across.

Until eventually, Lucifer stops fighting, and he seems to be on the brink of crying, though none of them can tell because his hat is shadowing most of his face. Before any of them can decide what to do, Lucifer quietly asks, "You'll take care of him?" None of them know how to answer to that, but figured the worst that would happen being honest was a continuation of the fight, so they confirm.

Lucifer snaps his fingers, and a gold chain around Alastor's neck appears, only to shatter in Lucifer's grip. Alastor's soul was free, and that included his magic that without warning caused the entire tower and hotel to be caught in a violent explosion.

The overlords get their bearings only a few moments later, looking around the hotel in ruin, all of its residents and the royal family whisked away to safety, and Alastor protected by a shield but left behind. Nobody knows what to think of what just happened. Was that it? Lucifer wised up and after everything... just stopped? What was going on?

Zestial convinces them the logistics don't matter right now. Alastor has his soul and his magic back, but he has yet to awaken. It would be best to provide him with emergency treatment either in the safety of Vee Tower or Cannibal Town.

The other overlords agree and Carmilla carries Alastor to get him to a hospital, but Zestial lingers behind for a moment, looking behind him and seeing Roo standing there. He thanks her for her assistance, and that is when Roo holds up a contract in her hand. "I was just fulfilling my end of the deal."

What Zestial hadn't told the others was that he had made a deal with Roo, selling his soul so she would say and do anything to convince Lucifer to let Alastor go, all he would need was a final push. He had a good run, and even if the deal was going to damn him in secret, at least his friends and his grandson had been able to survive.

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#hazbin hotel #nunalastor asks #dark forced family #overlord found family

[silly4sillinger]

𝙏𝙄𝙆𝙏𝙊𝙆 𝙏𝙍𝙀𝙉𝘿𝙎 𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝙈𝘼𝙏𝙏 Sparks Fly Pairing: Matt Rempe x Fem Roommate!Reader Chapter Four

Matt decided to start a prank war with you. He has pranked you a total of three times and you still have yet to get him back.

You try to think of multiple ways to get him back but can't think of anything so you resort to trying to find something on tiktok.

After a little searching you come across a tiktok of a girl pranking her boy bestfriend by saying that her tampon is stuck and decide that's probably the best one.

He goes to practice and you spend the time that he's gone trying to figure out how you are going to execute the prank.

You hear Matt unlocking the front door and bolt to the bathroom, ready to get revenge.

"I'm back!?" He says, his voice carrying through the apartment.

You hear him go into his room and wait a couple seconds before yelling for him. "Matty!?"

"What?!" He yells back.

"Come here a second!"

He goes to go to your room but stops when he notices you standing in the bathroom doorway. "The guys want to know if you want to go out with us tonight."

"Maybe. I need your help." You tell him, purposely standing weird.

"With what? Why are you standing like that?" Matt asks.

"So um. I know this is going to be awkward and I don't even want to be telling you this but I have no other choice to. My tampon is stuck."

"Where?"

"My vag, dumbass. Where else. The string broke and I can't get it, so I need you to pull it out."

Matt stares at you, blinking a few times before saying, "Y-You want me to pull it out?"

"Yes. I-"

"I can call somEOne." His voice cracks and it takes everything in you not to laugh. "I can call Alley. Let me get my pho-"

"Matt, Alley is in Calgary. She isn't going to be any help." You tell him.

"Well I don't know what you want me to do. Becausewhatthefuckidon'tusethem. I don't use tampons. l don't know. I mean, I'm stressed out."

"You're stressed out? You aren't the one with a tampon stuck in your vagina, Matthew."

Matt runs his hands over his face. "Can't I just take you to the hospital or something?"

"No. Do you know how embarrassing it would be to have to go to the hospital for this. It'll be simple. What's gonna happen is I'm going to sit down and put my legs up and you have to dig for it. If we don't get it out I could literally get TSS and die."

"I'm sorry. I don't want you to die but I can't. I'm not a medical professional and shouldn't be digging in your cooch."

"If you were my bestfriend you would-"

"What am I going to do!? I'm not going to go knuckle deep and fish out a tampon. Just let me take you to the damn ER and they can use the tools to get it out." He yells, getting more and more nervous by the second.

"If you were my bestfriend you would help me. I'll put my legs up like I'm giving birth and you just got to reach in there and pull it out. Do you have a pair of gloves?"

"A pair of fucking gloves? Why would I have a pair of gloves, y/n!?" Matt sighs and runs his hand through his hair. "Sit down." He tells you.

You burst out laughing and he stares at you confused.

"Why are you laughing, it isn't funny."

"Remember what happened Sunday, Wednesday and Friday?" You ask him.

He thinks for a second before flipping you off and walking away. "Go fuck yourself."

#matt rempe #matt rempe x fem roommate!reader #sparks fly au #matt rempe x you #tiktok trends with matt

[laurelwinchester]

man, pregnant women in soap operas just cannot catch a break. they're always giving birth in snowstorms or elevators or cars or during hostage situations. must be extremely stressful to be pregnant and living in one of those soap opera small towns. you'd spend the whole pregnancy wondering if you would be able to get an epidural in the hospital or if you'd wind up having to give birth in some random snowbank.

#i've been revisiting old general hospital storylines and for a show with hospital literally in the title #it sure is rare for babies to be born in said hospital #you've got multiple women giving birth outside in the snow #carly has....never given birth in a hospital as far as i can tell and was once shot in the head directly after giving birth #and alexis had an unmedicated c-section in the aftermath of an underground train crash #like damn what's that hospital even for???? #but also.......why elevators? who first came up with that and why has it been used in so many different shows? #who gets stuck in an elevator for that long? #anyway...... i joke but i do secretly love the chaotic birth trope #it sort of falls in the same genre of sickfics #just another way to get that sweet sweet whumpage and hurt/comfort #can't believe i've never written one myself actually #too busy beating the shit out of characters or jumpscaring them instead i guess lol

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

headcanon that scorpius was a sick child and was in and out of hospital constantly, perhaps related to astoria's blood curse but not directly. his immune system isnt very strong, and everytime he gets sick they're terrified that it's the blood curse but also whatever else it could be, because it's always so sudden and so intense and they call healers over to the house who recommend this delirious feverish 4 year old is hospitalised immediately, and you'd think it'd get easier to some extent because they'd be used to it, but everytime they feel like this is it, this is the time he'll walk in to the hospital and not walk out again

#this headcanon has no purpose im just thinking of scorpius in bed like a sickly victorian child with scarlet fever or something #asking if he'll make it to sunrise lmfao #so then he hates hospitals with a passion #my friend from school was in them constantly he was even a make a wish kid and he can not fucking stand the places so #headcanon scorpius becomes a healer anyway lmao #im sick and this is how im coping by putting baby scorp in hospital lmfao #it just made draco that little bit more protective #lucius made an insensitive comment about it once and draco was ready to throw hands #this headcanon doesnt really go anywhere ive just decided scorpius was a sick child #he has sick child energy lmfao #he still knows some of his doctors/healers because he was there so frequently #just imaging lil scorp in a hospital bed and draco and astoria are sleeping in the room on like uncomfortable chairs and the fever finally #breaks and hes like uh daddy im hungry and its like 4am but draco couldnt care less cause scorp hasnt been able to eat anything for days #let alone ask for food directly and baby scorp is wondering why his parents are acting so damn weird just cause he asked for some toast #but once hes grown up whenever he gets sick its on such a lower level than what it used to be when he was a kid because his immune system #got better that he struggles to gauge when other people would usually stop trying to do daily activities and albus has to start wrestling #scorpius back to bed instead of going to class cause scorpius really youre practically dying and hes like pfff you wanna see dying? use tha #timeturner one more time and go back to see me at literally any point between 2 and 10 i am FINE #(he absolutely was not fine) #scorpius malfoy #albus potter #draco malfoy #hpcc #scorbus #this is so many tags im so sorry

[catkin-morgs-kookaburralover]

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#tw suicide #no seriously heed the tw this is probably upsetting i just. i need to say it somewhere and i will not say it to my family. #puddleglum hours #personal #its just i was thinking. #tother day the doctor asked: do you regret it? about the suicide attempt tuesday night. #and i said something that i still feel: if i regret anything about it it's that i didn't succeed. #they're talking of discharging me tomorrow or something and im just. #what do i need to do to be kept in for longer?! damn it all i *know* how i could kill myself in here. #but i don't want to. i need them to save me #because i can't save myself! if they discharge me tomorrow i think it very likely ill be dead before the end of the week! or at least in #hospital from another attempt! this new med has made me more numb but the thoughts haven't gone away just muted. and then. #at times like this im perfectly wild about it! i cannot keep myself alive i need them to do it for me! #but when ive seen the doctor each time its been when im exhausted and numb and i don't care but that is not the case always. #i don't know. i don't see a good outcome any which way. #hopefully tomorrow the doctor sees me at a time when im feeling like this i think. #because i think i need to tell them. but i don't know how or even if it matters #and sometimes i just want to die. #im so tired of living guys. why #editing to add i am still on hiatus and if you want to contact me and know my discord contact me there #so i will not be responding to anything here for this moment at least

[liverpool-enjoyer]

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#for the first time im genuinely considering changing my major #n by considering i mean 'rlly want to but know deep down i cant' #cause like... i have NO IDEA what else i would do #like not a damn clue #so its either my current career path (which i have reason to believe im genuinely not cut out for) or... idk nothing??? #well i'd hafta do something #but idk what #its jus that after a LOT of thought ive come to the conclusion that me being a nurse will do so much more harm than good for other ppl #i made the most careless mistake last week that cost me a rlly valuable clinical experience at a SUPER reputable hospital #im the only one in my class who made that mistake #the only one stupid enough #like... gosh what am i DOING here? #im literally the least qualified person to be a nurse #im cold #im standoffish #i HATE being around people #when i told my friends n family i was going to nursing school they were shocked n WHY SHOULDNT THEY HAVE BEEN? #when you think of a nurse you think a someone whos kind. whos reliable. whos hardworking... im not any a those things #n its not even me being self depracating its an honest to gosh fact #oh also my grades fuckin suck lmao #like i literally know for a fact i got lower grades than every single other nursing major last semester #plus i was never going into nursing to help ppl #i went into it so i could sleep at night knowing ive done a 'good thing' #so yeah #ive put myself on a career path im not in any way cut out for #n i cant quit cause i have literally no plan b!!! #yay #idk what i was made for but its not this

[lexa-griffins]

Oh God someone stop me from creating a full backstory for a amnesia au that popped up into my head!!!!😩

#ignoreme.jpg #the wheels are turning everything makes sense oh no #a grief stricken Lexa by the death of her fiancee who has this hatred for anything love and family related #waking up in a hospital bed married and /pregnant/ #and Clarke is everything she doesnt like - far too touchy far too caring far too needy of being needed #and the baby fucking hell even when she was with Costia they decided they didnt want kids HOW is she pregnant #far enough along to feel it move too and she went from being a fit mid-20s girl #to a pregnant early 30's woman and this damn body doesnt feel like her own #she doesnt recognize the woman in the white dress smiling next to her wife who is this full of life and love Lexa? #her mind is still in a deep grieving state for a woman who has been dead for over 7 years now #and replaced by Clarke who seems to optimist about her Lexa coming back but to Lexa 'her lexa' does not exist its not who she is #Lexa's plan now is deliver this baby - for all she cares shes nothing but a surrogate at this time - leave it with Clarke and disappear #she's so determinate she doesnt tell Clarke when her memory slowly starts to come back - not enough for her to be who she was before #but its returning slowly #although the day she remembers them trying to get pregnant and how excited she was is the day she realizes she cant just leave the baby #but then.... what about clarke? #bye

[saintlesbian]

blaze writing a song abt not being able to confess her feelings to someone… kraze shippers I think we’ve got more material…!

#pentababbles #general hospital #kraze? blisstina? idk what it’s called but #blaze really said ‘damn I need this bisexual Latina flavor in my life so help me god’ #like I know they’re not even in today’s ep but. #ladies I think fish is back on the menu

[sammydem0n64]

I need to study but I keep getting hit with oc visions. Crimson we are really in it now

#What if you were the protag of a crime sandbox game and you’re just minding your damn business having fun creating a criminal empire #with the big twist of the game and your character being you’re actually a woman who was pretending to be a man the whole time #to be respected by all these damn mission givers in the mob #And your game is popular. nice and popular. gets a lot of sales even. so it gets rereleased #and then re-released. and re-released. and it’s been years since the company made a proper Sequel because you brought in so many profits #So not only are you getting tired of the monotony of replaying the same story time and time again but the world is too #and it turns out a lot of the world never liked you to begin with. they didn’t like the twist. people hate it. #because not only are you a woman. but you’re a masculine woman. in a male dominated video game franchise. #so your entire existence is now vitriol as the world wants the new protagonist already they want the new game and they’re sick of you #and then what finally kills you is a botched remastered that fully solidifies your fall from grace #and now all you have left in the void is your car. #and all you have ever know was crime. to steal and kill. to create chaos and wake up in the hospital after being ‘wasted’ #This is all you are. All you have is the capacity to hurt others. You are a criminal and nothing else #Now go scam more fallen game characters in the void; buddy. #You need five dollars to get a burger!!! #anyways.

[proserpine-in-phases]

Just got a voicemail from a debt collector wtf. I dont owe any debts. Well I'm not calling them back. They want anything from me they can send it in writing

#crap #i never answer my phone lmao #if youre not on my contact list get fucked #even my hospital bill from october is paid like damn #got me all paranoid now i want to check my credit score #yeah nothing new on my credit report #so what the fuck #whatever im not calling them back i looked their name up and the one review of the closest match says theyre scammers and frauds lol

[heartshattering]

Didn't know that medical appointments would turn into a fun game of "Will I receive actual medical treatment or have a nurse threaten to have me arrested again?"

#i have an appointment in 2 days and i am SO nervous #i keep thinking about how that damn nurse fucked up my life #how are you going to claim someone is a DUI suspect when they don't even drive ??? HELLO ????? like are you fucking kidding me ?????????? #and say they are taking more meds than what they're actually taking #and send a report full of these bullshit lies to the psychiatric ward of the hospital #because the nurse says that she finds you ~concerning~ #and then she recommends non-FDA-approved herbs and intermittent fasting as 'medical treatments' #'cause fuck science right? #like obviouslyyyyy the reason i'm mentally ill is because i don't take enough herbal supplements or fast 🤪 /sarcasm #the mean girl to nurse pipeline is so real #i really wish i could get her fired #fuck you nurse b*****a

[dirt-str1der]

I literally had a dream about reading the worst fan fiction like fucking ever kiryu was just randomly a yandere and nishiki was trying his best to survive also kiryu turned into a dragon (deez nuts) halfway and let nishiki kill him for being a bad boy but he was so upset about having to kill his bro that he just lay in the corpse for a bit and thats when i decided to stop reading and i literally opened tumblr in my dream to complain about how bad it was like the writing went back and forth from being terrible to incredible and i found myself enjoying some parts and despising others. I skipped the first few chapters so i had to tab back out and read the summary like why are they in a beach resort and the summary didnt just tell me nothing but it was also double spaced between each line and very fucking irritating and while reading it i kept thinking this is extremely ooc and boring like they would not fucking say that

#Listen to my problems #i cant stress enough that i dont even ship them why did i read a sex fic about kiryu and nishikiyamer #like i believe they are the bestest of friends forever and ever and like as hotblooded young men growing up together they must have tried a #few sex moves on each other at least once but i dont think they see each other as romantic prospects. like unlike majima and saejima #(seajima) who are literally together all the time and will never travel anywhere without the other unless its to prison. kiryu and nishiki #have this understanding that eventually theyll have to part ways and find their own path. while they would always remain in each others #hearts and thoughts they knew that they couldnt be holding hands forever and besides they have to focus on getting kazama to the top not #each other !! so nishiki was very happy that kiryu was getting his own family soon even if it meant that kiryu was getting ‘ahead’ of him #and kiryu who can accept consequences for himself but no one else was just like um ... well nishiki please give me the gun and take yumi #your sister needs you or whatever <3 i am definitely expendble and prison life is for me yayy yayyyy i love going to jail so nobody can talk #to me ever again. i keep asking myself how difficult it would have been for kiryu to just pop in by the hospital every now and then to check #in on nishikis sister. its not like he cant take care of her. its not like he doesnt know how to earn money. he just straight up thinks that #nishiki is better than him so he should be the one to get locked up ... because nishiki can take care of yumi and i straigh up forgot his si #sisters name and reina and kazama without him. and nishikis like damn i wish kiryu was here so bad (looks at his wwkd bracelet) hm think ill #go insane. i literally forgot what my original point was but that fic was so bad guys im so glad it doesnt exist #in it kiryu was trying his best to keep nishiki in one place and he kept being very. well kiryu was just kiryu but he kept apologising #saying things like you cant leave yet ... and looking at him with his big sad eyes and nishiki would always be like f-fine ... (he doesnt #like it here) also nishiki was one hell of a princess type and had a nurse costume on at some point which means the yakuza server nishiki #propoganda is working on me. very weird. love the part when kiryu was randomly a big dragon because he utterly filled the hallways of their #little beach shack and his scales were nice and soft and he was lovely. little guy

[pyreshe]

I don't want to go back to the hospital

#my sister forgot and hit me in the stomach and my vision fucking whited out and now it hurts so bad i can barely move or breathe #and i know if i go to the ER theyre just going to be like 'damn idk what it could be good luck though' #i didnt even get pain medication last time and had to work through the week feeling like i was about to die bc i cannot afford #to miss anymore fucking time i do not get paid enough as it is #idk if any writing is gonna happen tonight on here or jason #but hey what else is fucking new?? #negative cw #hospital ment cw

[cluescorner]

Me, looking Dottore: So you’re the bitch Creep-P wrote Novocaine about 

#genshin impact #haha OP listens to vocaloid haha cringe /j #even if I am cringe I have long since stopped caring on this blog #real life is for maintaining my reputation #this is tumblr dot com baby #il dottore #anyways #fuck him #dottore #I did the escape the hospital quest and wow #that shit was actually really cool #the knowledge that you're taking the same path as one of Dottore's experiments and watching his mental state deteriorate more and more #Abbas was having an unfun time RIP to a legend #like damn Dottore is one fucked asshole and it's what makes him interesting #I don't think he's gonna be playable after this tbh he's done too much fucked shit and also KNOWS TOO MUCH TO HAVE THAT INFO GIVEN TO US #can't wait to kick his ass tho #and I'm gonna do it with Collei on my team even tho she's probably gonna substitute as a worse Dendro Traveler #but it'll be more fulfilling that way

[zarovich]

sometimes i really do think recovery is not for me

#personal #when my whole life is spent recovering i dont even get to live. to be human. my whole life is an illness essentially #and it doesnt even help either. ive done so many treatments. taken pill after pill. been hospitalized. and yet im still just a disorder #and thats how most ppl see me. even if im trying my hardest. its NEVER enough for them. im still ''broken''. to be fixed #maybe i just want to be enough for once in my damn life. to not feel like i have to recover in order to feel content with life #im sick of feeling like a project. a lab expirement for others to figure out #you dont have to understand me or what ive been thru to treat me with basic human decency #so with more and more time passing. i really do feel like recovery isnt for me #more that its the only way i feel i could possibly be of any value is if im either rid of my illnesses (which is improbable) or nonexistent #be nonexistent* #just needed to rant. not to anyone but in general. to spill these words since i usually bottle them all in #idc if i make sense or not. im not here for anyone to make sense of. im here to live

[devils-rising]

I'm so scared it'll happen again. I can handle throwing up nonstop for days because at least I have things that can comfort me, but this? Please. I can't do this. I hate this body.

#There's pills for nausea. If I go to the hospital they have IVs they can put drugs in. But this? There is no stopping this. #You can only wait for it to be over. #Honestly even my abscess swelling and hurting is better than this because I atleast have ibuprofen that sort of helps. #I don't want my abscess to start growing bigger again like it did in 2020 but damn it would be a LOT better than this. #it has its times where sometimes I forget it's even in my mouth and then there's times where I remember that there is no fixing this #That I'm probably going to die because we 1.) can't afford the surgery #2.) They will never be able to get rid of it all #I still haven't accepted it but at some point it won't have any more space to grow and then I will get sepsis from it. you know how #so what's the point of worrying about it if my future is all set out for me #I'm so fucking disappointed and scared that I won't ever get to live my life how I want to. I have someone that I love but I probably #won't even get to spend my life with him. #I can't even bring this up to him. I don't want to let him down. There is no fixing this. I hate this body. #I just want to live. To love who I love. I want to create. I want to share.