#literally what the fuck hahahaha

[elliesbelle]

not to be tmi but when my ex comes to visit me for an entire week in just a couple of months, y'all will likely get so much ellie x reader content after that cause the similarities between my ex and ellie and the crazy amounts of disgustingly nasty lesbian sex we're gonna be having? the writing inspiration will just be flowing nonstop

#when she came and visited me the first time we literally spent almost an entire day on date wandering around an art museum #it was romantic as FUCK and we were NONSTOP making out and i feel like y'all would eat the fuck up an ellie x reader art museum date fs #my ex is also an artist and her speciality is portraits and her sketchbooks are fuuuuull of sketches of me 🥰 #and when we had sex for the first time... sorry but we kind of reinvented lesbian sex it was so hot and nasty i'm w*t just thinking about i #my ex is also a nerdy and very hot muscular butch lesbian who is fucking corny as HELL #ALSO SHE ALSO HAS GREEN EYES BYE LMAO #those fics will write themselves i'm telling y'all now #who wants to donate to my ex's plane ticket fare and our hotel room just think of it as an investment for my future fics #hahahaha jk but what if #sorry i'm just a little obsessed with my ex my bad but y'all love drama anyway otherwise why are you here let's be real #belle speaks #v

[fruixtii]

thinking about how much worse malleus and idias overblots are compared to the others. like they were both close to ending the world. i mean malleus still is since we’re in the middle of his overblot but he’s (most likely) not going to succeed so…..

#what if malleus permanently lost his magic after his overblot hahahaha #that would be. hilarious #looks away nervously #idia was on the verge of death too i think?? #how fucked up would it be if malleus died just like malenoa #it’s definitely not going to happen but. yknow. food for thought #imagine malenoa dies in lilias arms…and lilia swears to protect her son to honor her last wish… #only for malleus to die because of the isolation and bottled emotions building up his whole life #sorry this is literally the opposite of what i just posted #1 am is just the prime time for diasomnia thoughts #twst posting #twst spoilers

[moe-broey]

Seer's Snare team (they're lost.)

#fire emblem #I LOST MY. I LOST MY FUCKINGB MAROON COLORED PENCIL I ALWAYS USE FOR ALFONSE‼️‼️‼️‼️ #unbelievable. #i did have this all sketched/colored final stages amd then. category 9 lost my colored pencil incident #i was SO UPSET HAHAHAHA #anyways w all the fuckinh blondes i collect it is fun to see how i can differentiate them #celine. celine i love you. i even love your bigass outrageous dress. i EVEN love the funky lacey details. #BUT DEAR FUCKING LORD‼️‼️‼️ GIRL WHY ARE YOU SO DRESS‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ #fe alfonse #fe celine #fe takumi #fe xane #also xane was kind of useless. btw. i'm not even sure why he's one of my most heavily built/invested units #AND he excelled the last seer's snare. no fuckinh clue what happened there esp cause like. #i'm not reading all that. (all the info about like. the specific seers snare seal enemies get) #if i had to guess maybe the issue is in there. #celine is FANTASTIC for seers snare though next time i'm considering not even bringing a healer #literally only having xane heal just to give him something to do. just along for the ride. #my art

[septic-child]

that whole weird sh trend where they use terms like styro and beans is so weird and gross like I just wanna eat my baked beans on toast and now all i can think of is ur gross arm tf

#i literally saw someone use a tag #that was 'yay i finally got to the beans' #and i fucking LOST IT laughing #yes I'm calling all of y'all gross and cringe bc literally wtf those tags are pathetic hahahahaha #yes imma tag them #wait for it #styroblr #beansblr #HAHAHAHA WHAT #anyway feel free to cyberbully me through my asks for this post #life

[dannyriccloverrr]

To those people

#keep it out of the Danny tag yeah? #oh and grow the fuck up #I cba with all ur bull shit about daniel #hating him bc he’s marketable? #tell me ur dumb in words next time #acting like daniel has control over what admins post is crazyyyyyy #my man is in Italy rn trying to get ready for next week #I can tell u now my boy hasn’t even looked at insta so #leave Daniel out of ur childish moaning plz thanx #daniel ricciardo #and I think what people don’t understand is that #most of us Danny fans saw what happened to NDV #literally happen to our own driver?!!? #being happy for Daniel and being sad for NDV can co exist #if NDV’s team didn’t leak the news early we might not even be having this convo… #<<< about him not look at insta #he’s just posted so he has looked at insta nowwww but like hahahaha

[coffeeandcalligraphy]

Lonan’s got game etc | Moth Work

“I’m not going to stab your ear with a sewing needle,” Lonan said, his voice raspy and low in Harrison’s ear. Lonan kissed the spot he’d just touched, and a jolt of delight wound Harrison like thread.

“You wouldn’t be stabbing it. You’d be piercing it.”

“Stabbing, piercing. Synonyms.”

“I want you to.”

Lonan kissed him again, and again, until they were both breathless and numb with pleasure. Lonan cupped his cheek and re-parted his hair. “After breakfast,” he said.

LONAN DOES WHAT NOW??? P-PARTS HARRISON’S HAIR????? WHAAAAAT

hopeless romantic loser

#I’M SORRY???????? #I literally collapsed in a chair LMAO #I know I just read moth work a month ago but holy actual fuck this book is so good #completing the reread as I get my shit together and unpack move into room etc etc lol #let me find this section in the hardback! #HIS VOICE RASPY AND WHAT #oh Christ #I put this scene in seventh virtue actually hahahaha #but yes the lore is that lonan pierces Harrison’s ear! can u believe he didn’t have an earring until 2019 #a friend of mine developed this idea with me! not pals anymore but I’ll never forget how precious that was #if lonan just….. got his shit together……….. #(to be fair in feeding habits he DOES but Harrison is now the problem as u all know lmaoooo)

[juneviews]

not bamee & kiew watching not me in ep 5 of past-senger omg!!!

#axelle rants #not me #not me the series #past senger #past senger the series #I literally fucking screamed like WHAT #so fucking random but such a fucking slayyyyy #if this series ever did something right it was this ahhhhhhh!!! #not me being recognized in the bl world is just so rare it fills my heart with happiness <3 #AND they chose the iconic sean vs tawi scene??? a fucking slay all around #seeing off's face on their screen was a 10/10 experience love this show hahahaha

[running-in-the-dark]

a woman Dan was flirting with just called him spineless and desperate (and said those are the qualities she looks for in a man). then she said if he's late to their meeting she will punish him.

I really like this show 😭

#night court #dan fielding #I did not see this coming #I mean. he's always been a pathetic little weasel of a man but #I didn't think they would let him outright say that he's into that #like literally. Dan: 'red or white wine?' - Mac: 'to go with...?' - Dan: 'humiliation :)' his FACE. #*don't think about that don't think about that don't have any stupid realisations because of a stupid 80s show just don't think* #hahahaha fuck too late #I haven't finished the episode yet so no idea what's gonna happen with this but. tbh I don't care hahahaha #I'm fine

[lotus-pear]

everyone meet my sciss!✂️

#oh wow doesn't he look so evil?😍 #well actaully i can assure you he wants to fucking die #y'know what pmtok fandom? fuck you *emos your scissor* #ohoho you thought he would be the fun sibling right? HAHAHAHA THAT'S FUNNY #he's actaully the depressed one that starts out gifted and proud and egoistic and slowly spirals into the metaphorical abyss of depression #why? it's because all his friends die :) #he gets to watch all of them die :) #he sees their streamers disappear one by one :) #he's screaming inside all the time he wants to die :) #anyway yeah so this is actually a quick doodle this isn't the confirmed design #i was toying with this one a lot.. should have have armor or wear a kimono or like a toga bc shangri spa looks like ancient greece? idk #his hair is actually gray so that's the same as his brother's:) #it's parted down the middle to represent the two blades of a scissor #and uh- he wears those really high waisted leggings or whatever to represent the sheath #that one was generic i couldn't come up with anything #he has a lot of x's and diamonds on his design to represent obviously sharp edges and this thing a scissor does -> ✂️ #i can't believe i'm putting this much thought process into a literal stationery it's hilarious #paper mario the origami king #paper mario origami king #pmtok #paper mario tok #pmtok scissors #pmok scissors #pmok #legion of stationery #legion of stationary #paper mario gijinka #i've been away from this fandom for so long now what are the popular tags #lotus draws

[tomsmother]

My bestie and I are finally living in the same city again and were gonna start succing on SUNDAYS 🥹🥹 she's never seen it before but DONT WORRY once I drunkenly told her the full s1-3 romangerri plot outline AND the jsc kieran *stuff* AND the plot of multiple fics HAHAH cause I'm insane!! and now she sends me RG tiktoks & pics and now we're FINALLY able to watch together EEEEEE🙏🙏🙏she loves kieran and I love j it's gonna be amazing (I've always watched alone and screamed at the screen so I'm excited to embarrass myself eheheh)

#WAIT THIS IS TMR HAHAHAHA YES!!!!!!!!! #awwwww yay one think about being back in my hometown is i get to spend time with some super important ppl #who ive known forever and literlly love so much nd we just like KNOW eachother ok like we just ARE #and its awesome !!! so looking on the brightside of the situation is good :))) and possible cause of them #and now i can be gerri obsessed and watch an awesome show with my buddy hehehe #AND FUCKING FINALLY A REWATCH LIKE I NEED KELLMAN BACK IN MY FUCKING LIFE #i guess im gonna start tagging stuff? cause i was looking for a specific gerri post and i literally scrolled for so stupildy long #ok i am toms mother....... so what should my tag be....... dont worry im thinking out loud... #mommys musings #??? lmao sure

[moe-broey]

What if I shared a collection of concepts that never went anywhere but are integral to all of my headcanons from like last year. As a treat

For greater context: All these hcs are like, a look into the life of a younger/teen Alfonse, and such

^ Setting up another hc, and some hair hcs

^ MAJOR hc I have. Like. There is something SO personal about getting your ears pierced (violently.) Also further set-up, building up to the Stunning Conclusion:

^ Homophobic Dad Truther.

ALSO I SWEAR TO GOD I HAD ANOTHER CONTINUATION OF THAT???? But it just??? Isn't in my notes...?? Maybe I just didn't write it down. But.

The continuation would be, Alfonse having a conversation with Henriette, current day in fehverse, where like. It's one of those deeply uncomfortable conversations where your parent is like, speaking Hypothetically about your future partner, ect. And in this convo, in this universe, Alfonse is noticeably very close w the summoner (weird gender, very queer) so like. A layer of awkwardness comes with that as well, but she's (almost overbearingly) supportive.

I unfortunately don't have dialogue, but. Something prompts Alfonse to talk about Gustav. He doesn't recount the experience he had as a teenager where he was fully convinced Gustav could have killed him right then and there. He just kind of vaguely says something about Father perhaps not seeing eye to eye with her on that.

And Henriette, AGHAST at the mere SUGGESTION of such a thing, launches into an extremely intense, "Oh, don't say that! You know your father loved you VERY much. I fully believe that as long as you're happy, he'd be happy 😊😊😊" (<- HELLO???) But Alfonse doesn't even have the time to process the absolute insanity of that statement because she just keeps going. Without missing a beat. "Besides, I think your father would have been very understanding. You know, back in the day..." And she just. Drops the most INSANE homoerotic misadventures dadlore possible. As if it's fucking nothing. Like it's just so casual. Normalest thing in the whole wide world.

And all Alfonse can do is just stand there like

#fire emblem #feh #every day i consider writing fic but like. even though i loved writing in highschool i am SO impatient now. #idk what happened i just couldn't fucking stand it anymore HAHAHAHA (and back then it was all personal stuff too) #literally it is SO fucking annoying actually. and like. i'm so out of practice. whay if i fucking suck ass LMFAOOO #but like. comics (and that was the initial format imagined for this) ARE SO MUCH WORK. #i kind of have to pick my battles in a way. to choose which projects go anywhere. #BUT. it's kind of fun to drop concepts every now and again. look at my complex inner world boy #anyways as always i am very normal about alfonse and the askr family. #fe alfonse #fe gustav #fe henriette #<- just tagging them tbh they feel like the major key players here #my concepts #<- new tag! yippee!!!

[rosicheeks]

i wish we were roomies, i hate having people over so you can paint in the living room every night if you want! i’ll make sure you stay hydrated and bring you tons of snackies too :3

- 🐝

Omg pls pls pls pls this is my DREAM 🥺

#stop I’m literally going to start crying cause I want this SO BADLY #idk if you mean it platonically and we can just be friends cause that does sound absolutely lovely #or or or #what I’m kinda dreaming of having a little lovey dovey thing with my roomie 🥺 #like what if we are just friends at first #but then after time we slowly start to fall for each other #ok ok ok so many scenarios are running through my head right now hahahaha #but for painting #that sounds absolutely amazing #I want to just be chilling out in the living room and playing music or a movie #and then you come out and bring me water and some fruit and tell me to stay hydrated #and then when I’m finally done with my painting I’ll excitedly yell/sing your name while I try and find you #maybe you’ll be playing a video game and have your headphones on so you don’t hear me #so when I finally find you I sneak over to you and if it’s a game you can’t pause I’ll sit behind you and watch while you finish your game #or if it’s a pausable game I’ll tap on your shoulder and maybe even kiss your cheek #‘uhm hi hi hi sorry to bother you but uhhhhhm my painting is done 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 do you want to see?’ #and then I’ll hold your hand and bring you over to my paint area #I’ll look up at you while you’re inspecting the painting #*sigh* ‘sorry rosie……. this painting……….. is fucking amazing!’ you’ll tease me at first and maybe pretend you don’t like it so i go 😔 #and then when you turn it around i instantly smile and look up at you like really?? 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 #after I give you a small thank you I quickly grab a little bit of leftover paint on the table and put it on your nose *boooooop* #I laugh and smirk at you and before you can react I quickly run away and hide before you can catch and punish me #ughhhhhhhhh #I don’t even need a lovey dovey situation. just having a place I can comfortably paint sounds like a dream #it’s sad but if anyone actually lived near me and I *somewhat* knew them…. and they had space and wanted a roomie??? I would move in #I know stranger danger and I would probably end up dead but like……. #do I care? ehhhhhhhhhh 50/50 hahah #hopefully they kill me in an interesting way at least hahahahah man I’m so morbid I’m sorry #but seriously thank you cutie! this ask is so fucking cute and helped me get out of my funk #🐝 anon

[fractallogic]

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#ahahaha ahahahaha hahahaha fuck Jesus goddammit #literally. found out that the other postdoc has a TT offer from Oregon #WHAT THE FUCK DOES SHE HAVE THAT I DON’T #GIVE ME A FUCKING TT JOB #Jesus h fucking Christ #I am in a MOOD #we’re working on it though. everything is fine. do I hate everything? yes. did I avoid swearing at the table? yes #am I going back and eating a cookie and watching a hockey game? yes #am I ACTUALLY okay tho? no #I am taking deep breaths and that’s probably what matters most #now I will go home and listen to the game and do some work that makes me happy

[coffeeandcalligraphy]

THE ADVIL HAS KICKED IN TIME TO WRITE

#I had a Headache so I literally did not do what I said I would do #JEREMIAH TIMEEEE #god any time I get a headache I think of that 7k stretch of 24k Harrison where Harrison won’t #shut the fuck up abt having a headache #and is like being so whiny to Jeremiah like ‘HEY YOU HAVE TYLENOL?? WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GET TYLENOL??? #CAN YOU GET ME A TYLENOL???? WHERE IS THE TYLENOL??? #anyway it makes them more bearable HAHAHAHA #also I am a bad person and might edit hallowed bodies instead I’m up and feeling mystified by Lonan Clark #<<< Harrison ghostwrote

[kai-atlantis]

I DID AN ADULT THING AND BOUGHT A SUV I CAN'T AFFORD HAHAHAHAHAHHA IT'S $525 A MONTH HAHAHA AND I HAVE NO INCOME HAHAHA AND SOMEHOW I GOT APPROVED AND NOW I HAVE A SHINY NEW TOP TRIM SUV FOR $525 HAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I DONE

#tldr #dont make decisions on benzo medications #😬 #now i cant back out #im stuck #i have to sell my soul and puddy and feet pics now #how actually #i literally cant afford anything #what the fuck #why was i approved #wHY DID I AGREE #hahahaha ADULTHOOD IS SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHA FUCK #FUCK #cars #vent #psychotic post