#little people elephant

[theprinceandthewitch]

You know... looking back on this show, it isn't audacious of Amity to call Luz a bully, since the show never actually presents Luz as a victim of bullying.

In fact, it's the opposite - Luz was antagonizing her schoolmates and disrupting the learning environment. It got so bad the counselor made Camilla send Luz to a correctional summer camp... And Yesterday's Lie makes it even weirder by saying "If Luz actually toned down her disruptive behavior at school, she could actually make friends. Luz is the problem here, not the system"

It's no wonder why Luz liked Amity and didn't think it was a big deal to crush on her and start dating her before Amity made amends with Willow and Gus LOL

#also - also I still think its funny how Hunter did more to make it up to Gus and Willow than Amity did in two whole seasons #like. it's so funny how they picked fucking LR to address the Amity/Willow elephant in the room... instead of addressing it in S1 #or you know... any episode that came before KKKOHD - the one where Amity and Luz started dating #ppl call Amity Dana's self insert and it's like... are you rlly sure it's Amity and not Luz? #bc this show is rlly self indulgent and Luz is a Mary Sue... #I also like how this show talked abt Amity in WBW as if Amity actually like. cared abt people deep down #and the show never actually shows us Amity making it up to Willow or Gus... #and this show framed an episode called Understanding Willow around Amity instead of Willow... #very strange little cartoon tbh. I think we should be grateful it got cancelled because SAI has some terrifying implications

[lloydfrontera]

the webtoon may have left out a lot of things but they did yassify the orcs which is the funniest thing to me right now

*sigh* they did yassify the orcs <3

now i want to see what they'll do with the sirens and whether i should be excited or worried lmao

#hey i got an ask #Anonymous #the greatest estate developer #tged #also. can we talk about the elephant on the room. #listen i may be totally be wrong about this and i would love to hear you guys' thoughts about this but. #doesn't it feel a little. weird. this thing the webtoon has about making muscular women look overly scary or rough? #like i feel it's gone under the radar because most of us just went 'oh hell yeah muscular women that shit rules let's go!' #but..... i think that wasn't... actually what the artists had in mind when they did. that. #like for example mellica. she's great i love her top tier character design. but look at her. and tell me the way they presented her #doesn't look like a set up for the audience to go 'oh super muscular woman is scary ha ha'. be honest. #now to be fair! all the elves look buff! like they actually look like people who train and fight and do archery constantly! they look great #so i can pass it off as a maybe a little clumsy attempt to give us more buff female characters it's fine whatever #but then we get to the lady ella bit. and uh. well. #how do say this.. it feels. mean-spirited? sorta?? a little mean?? #not even because i was really looking forward to this arc i'm a big girl i can swallow my disappointments like an adult and all that #but it feels like the joke there was 'ha ha man in a dress looks weird isn't that funny? ha ha men are attracted to him that's hilarious' #especially because they went out of their way to make javier look overly burly and buff while wearing the dress #i joked about it but doesn't it feel weird?? we know javier is a pretty guy he's muscular but he's also lean and almost... delicate looking #when wearing his normal clothes #he's a pretty guy! in the novel he could easily pass as girl with no issues! #and instead the webtoon decided to make him look so big and buff he was almost ripping the dress because of how burly he is? #like clearly the joke was 'this guy can't pass for a woman and it's funny that no one seems realize it and even think he's beautiful' #and they even went with the 'i respect your fetishes' joke which. oh boi. #so i'm worried about what kind of jokes they'll make when we get to the mermaids which are described as really big and muscular #even in the novel. in which there are some illustrations that i still haven't decided how much i like tbh #and maybe i'm exaggerating! maybe i'm being paranoid! maybe i'm making a big deal out of nothing and seeing mean jokes #out of a simple gag with no ill intentions behind it! #but i just. think it's weird. and not really all that funny. and i wanted to acknowledge it cause i felt uncomfortable not saying anything #so i'd like to know what you guys think. i think i need more perspectives on this before i say something dumb(er) lol

[nonuggetshere]

So they didn't become void, they were "born" that way

In FaaF there are different species and kinds of higher beings (still a MASSIVE work in progress tbh, trying to figure out how these cunts work, but for now I'm thinking they're extremely rare species with far greater abilities and lifespans than a normal bug's that have a chance to ascend to true godhood (but even if they don't ascend that doesn't stop mortals from worshipping them as they're already very god-like from a normal bug's perspective)), "pale beings" being one of these kinds/mutations.

Well, there was also a different kind once, "void beings", but they all went extinct a very long time ago by the beginning of the story. Shade Lord was one, and last, of them and it lost its life in a fight with Radiance - the same fight that drove her to make her permanent residence in the dream realm out of her new-found fear of death (which backfired spectacularly ngl). Its body was buried in the Abyss, where it broke apart and decayed, or decayed as much as a non-living thing can, before it was unearthed many ages later by the pale wyrm.

Not much is known about them since they've been gone for so long, and the vessels are the only void beings remaining, but since they're not "pure" void beings it'd be foolish of anyone to assume that the ancient extinct species behaved the same way as these ones do. But they were generally greatly feared thanks to the void's freaky, dangerous properties, which partly lead to their extinction as some of the other higher beings purposefully attacked and killed them whenever they stumbled across one out of fear. Now the only thing remaining of them are the rare void sources, where their former bodies still refuse to fully die.

Shade Lord does get accidentally resurrected in the story bc of all the tomfoolery happening with its body before almost immediately getting killed again by Ghost who inherits its title and reign. Don't ask me how that works, haven't figured that out yet. Magic god shit or something idk LMAO

#thylacines can talk #faaf au #I read somewhere once that if we close mammoths they wouldn't be true mammoths but more like a mammoth elephant hybrid? Idk how accurate #that is but that's essentially what the vessels are. A hybrid species that behaves and looks a lot like the extinct one yet the differences #are significial enough that they're technically not the same thing. And since nobody knows how void beings were like its anyone's guess #which of their traits originated from Shade Lord. You know they could have probably asked it if it didn't want to violently take over #and kill all other gods in rage filled revenge. And then tried to kill its so called children when they didn't want to participate in that. #PK 🤝 SL 🤝 WL parent of the year award #The vessels can't have even ONE good parent sorry #Well SL is less of a parent and more of a...DNA donor? Its kidneys got stolen and turned into babies #Currently in FaaF Norel and PK we're the only ones who studied void so a lot of its properties and origins are a huge mystery. And PK #slowly stopped after the vessel plan began. After Flower/Pure Vessel was taken into the palace the extent of his studies revolved around #them and their health. He only created new moulds when the old ones got destroyed. Guilt played a big part in his reasons for that. #Norel would know a bit more simply because PK's source sample was limited while Norel travelled across wasteland looking for void and #experimented with different sources. And he was considerably more...unethical about them. So he probably knows what void does to a mortal's #body while PK doesn't know much about that bc he was careful to not give any of his citizens and staff void poisoning after he realised it #was dangerous. Also thinking about Norel once having a mole in the White Palace which is how he found out about Floeer and the origins of #vessels. And maybe said mole broke into PK's workshop and wrote down some things before leaving Hallownest 👀 Bc it does feel a little #weird for Norel to know more than PK just like that. And he's a little snake who WOULD steal other people's work. #Like I mentioned previously Norel makes his own constructs which is something I wanted dabble in. Maybe he stole that idea from PK? His #ones are far worse and fewer than PK's but they serve their purpose and he's just starting dabbling in that. By the time he shows his ugly #mug again to terrorise Flower's kids and grandkid he'd probably be MUCH better at that 👀 #I love my fucked up little moth #My one true talent is getting wildly off topic whenever sh asks me about my as #Aus*

[discountalien-pancake]

I think there is room in the fatphobia conversation to acknowledge the reality that not everyone who isn’t big is somehow magically thin. That much of the fatphobia middling, sorta chubby individuals face is not directed at the spectre of a a potential larger “actually fat” version of themselves, but at them, as they are, middling and chubby. And that this fatphobia isn’t just social, it exists on an institutional level as well. That at a mere 10-15lbs “overweight” they will face doctors telling them they need to slim down even when they are demonstrably healthy in every other metric, never mind the bullshit that is the BMI. That mass-manufactured ‘women’s’ clothing is designed for B-cup bodies, get fucked if you’re any bigger or broader or shaped even a little weird. Never mind the fact that plus sizes start smaller than you think. Never mind that just social fatphobia from friends, family, coworkers, so on and so forth is already incredibly damaging.

But no, if you’re not fat fat, you’re thin.

#tw bmi #fatphobia tw #this is so fucking frustrating to me because categorizing all these sorta middling individuals as thin #just diminishes the extent of the problem! #no society *doesn’t* consider that person thin actually and that’s a fucking problem! #and all the little injustices and microaggressions they face add up to the macroaggressions larger folks have to deal with #it’s a spectrum not a lightswitch #there is no magical number or line at which people stop being fatphobic at toward that specific size/shape of person #i cannot count the number of times ive heard relatives call a slightly chubby person a pig or elephant

[e-6000]

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

#littletalks.txt #drove almost two hours last night to go to a white elephant gift exchange that a larp friend invited me to #it was a really nice time #I knew a couple of the people there besides the friend who invited me and we got to talk vtm for a good long while #I scored a bottle of peanut butter whiskey #we lost track of time so I ended up crashing there for the night #Phoenix (friend) ended up stealing my jacket and fell asleep using it as a blanket so I was like well‚ guess that's Phoenix's jacket now lol #they ended up falling asleep in the most uncomfortable looking neck destroying position so after a little bit we got him up and moved him #to the bed. he did not relinquish my jacket #I ended up sleeping at the foot of the bed and Phoenix kicked me in the stomach all night which I honestly didn't mind lol #a good time was had by all

[sysig]

@farouchestray replied to your post: "#Goofy nose baby man Quickly, guess...”

I wanted to say elephant seal but they are Not baby men

That is true, they are definitely Not baby men, they are very powerful

But no, it was actually Girafarig!

They are friends now ♥

#Doodles #Pokemon #Funny nose best buddies ✨ #I still cannot draw animals but I am learning #Pokemon will be my gateway into learning to draw animals - much like how it was my gateway to learning to draw people! #Maybe not the best source but passion beats out accuracy any day of the week - especially for the love of art lol #Anyway yeah I got a little fixated on Girafarig of all Pokemon lol I've never even had one #Starting to get very tempted to start up Soul Silver just to go catch a couple tho #Also I was looking and the 3D models changed the little tail-head from the sprites! :0 They have sharp teeth in 3D #I don't really mind I think the sharp teeth are cute too but there's something fun and cartoony about the original design #Straight up and down teeth haha #I think from the front I've pretty much pinned down a style I like for them but there's still some work I'd like to do in profile #Elephant seals are the inverse tho lol ♪ Handsome profile but a little more difficult to express from straight on hehe #They are all cute tho

[strawbnetwork]

in my book on my? book reading arc today i think ive started six books this year i am so not close to finishing any of them um. anywah

#started reading a little life not because i want to but because i want to #i keep reading reviews so sure ill read it its. the opposite of impressionable #i also started the primrose rsilway children becuase i am unable to get overbeing a jacwueline wilson fsn as a child and #didnt realise she still pu lished books #elephant in the room can we get a count on how many of her books have not been about white people #and queer intrntions though i stsrted thst like a month agi #very informative read #id be such a good book reviewer (lying) #strawb.txt

[ourfracturedomens]

tag 10 people you want to get to know better!

Tagged by: @yesloverboy (hi ily thanks for the tag bebe 💛)

Tagging: @chauffeurlebon + anyone else who hasn’t done this yet 😈

relationship status: married to my plants

Favorite color: all colors are very nice but a nice emerald-y green is [chefs kiss]

Favorite food: the seafood alfredo from Olive Garden 🤤

Song stuck in your head: “Heaven’s on Fire” by Kiss

Last thing you googled: Matt Smith (todays a who day what can I say)

Time: 5:46 pm

Dream trip: Probably Prague or Warsaw

Last book you read: “A Court of Mist and Fury” by Sarah J. Maas

Last book you enjoyed reading: “Queen of Air and Darkness” by Cassandra Clare

Last book you hated reading: does “Grapes of Wrath” count?

Bonus!

Favorite to cook/bake: Cheesecake (the baking kind, no bake is typically ass)

favorite craft to do in your free time: I am the ultimate grandma I do the crochet, cross stitch, and knitting type things 💀 also painting

most niche dislike: idk prolly that typing thing people do when they were raised on typewriters instead of computers, where after punctuation they double space 💀

opinion on circus(es): if it’s a true circus (not a carny type) then they can be pretty cool.

do you have a sense of direction: god no 😭

#tag games #when I say ‘true circuses’ I mean the old old ones like my gran and her side of the family was in #true circuses like the old style ones actually treat their animals better than most people treat their own dogs #they had lions and elephants and Lipizzaner horses who were all treated like ROYALTY #there’s many little comments I could make about all of these answers but I don’t have enough tags to do that 😭 #queue

[tj-crochets]

Okay I’m still in quilt mode and will be for at least two more days (one day to finish the halloween quilt, one day to finish the orange quilt top) but it’s like almost halfway through May and I haven’t even started making pride plushies Are there any pride plushies or flags you’d like to see for pride month this year? I make no guarantees, but I do try to make as many requested plushies as I can. A request is not an obligation to buy the plushie, I just need inspiration

#I will go back through my notes to find what people requested earlier in the year #but I'm a little brain fried at the moment #it's allergy season like whoa where I am right now #(turns out pollen is more pollen when there are more plants) #I feel like that sentence is wrong but eh it's close enough #and I adulted today! cleaned and organized and folded fabric #figured out how to pay my bills online #washed some dishes #vacuumed even! I am not brain enough to find that post right now though #I do still need to finish the elephant pattern #and I think I need to message my one patron and tell them I can't guarantee a pattern a month #because having this hanging over me is really sapping spoons #and I did it to myself! so. I will make it an 'updated whenever I update it' thing #and go for a less complex pattern for my next pattern

[witchyeevee]

AI art is art theft I will take no prisoners on this hill.

#canno believe this is remotely a topic that crossed my dash I thought the people I followed were all at least a little bit sane #no this is not a debate no I will not argue about it #go fuck yourself and block me if you think otherwise #there’s a long debate about what does and does not count as ‘art’ but ultimately if something isn’t made by a sentient being then #I refuse to acknowledge it as ‘art’ #a crow can make art. an elephant can make art. a dog. can make art. #a machiene. cannot. for it has no sentience nor sapience.

[mobbothetrue]

I wanted to have a sleepy lie in today but instead I got a horrible dream about an elephant chasing me so I guess I’m awake now

#mobbtalks #it was a huge pitch black elephant… didn’t start off hostile but My God did it get there #it was super fucking scary because like. I certainly was not faster than this elephant #I couldn’t climb a tree to get away. no vehicles to carry me. no hiding places #the area was roped in by barbed wire fencing (in dream- to keep cougars and bears away) #but essentially all that did was seal me in. there were a few other people running with me #one of them was a bus driver who knew this area quite well. our little group split up a few times because the elephant couldn’t chase all of #is at once. to try and call for help. and I thought ‘oh it’ll be okay help will arrive in the nick of time probably’ but the bus driver was #like ‘THEY’RE GOING TO THINK WE’RE FUCKING JOKING’ #and the longer we ran the more true that felt #eventually the bus driver and I found a huge wooden building #it was a historical recreation of something because there was a hiking trail nearby #but this was the off season so no one was there and nothing was inside #and for just a second we thought we might be safe when the bus driver went ‘oh no…’ and he pointed out this other room #which had a floor to ceiling window #and he said ‘i’m so sorry’ and I looked out the window and the elephant noticed me #and as it thundered towards us… I woke up #some of the noises that fucker was making were genuinely horrifying #like if a bagpipe could be evil. and worse. #mobbdreams

[robotapotheosis]

Anyone else tired of constantly repressing their self-preservation instincts for polite society

#there is a national elephant in the room and we are all just not talking about it because ? #being in person with people at my job or group is so jarring because everyone just refuses to talk about covid or climate change #or like #the tide of fascism #i am tired #we have multiple elephants in the room and im a little over pretending things are going to be okay #or work themselves out

[lost-time-memery]

I really don't wanna see anyone talking about Betty as if she was a "poor little misguided girl" that had to sacrifice her whole life for a man.

She was her own character and made her own decisions during the whole show! Yes, jumping through the portal basically doomed her life, but it was HER DECISION.

I'm not saying it was a good thing for her, being impulsive and reckless is a very consistent flaw to her character, as well as being passive and inattentive to her self destructive behavior was a flaw to Simon! Their relationship had flaws like any other would, but they loved and admired each other the exact same amount! (Simon went back in time to apologize and say goodbye to her, while Betty refused to accept his loss and tried to go back in time to change the future, he was more willing to let her go AT FIRST)

I'm also devastated that Betty got such a tragic ending, but the important thing is that SHE ACTIVELY CHOSE HER FATE. And she did not regret it.

SHE CHOSE TO STAY WITH SIMON AND NOT GO ON THAT TRIP

SHE CHOSE TO JUMP THROUGH THAT PORTAL

SHE CHOSE TO TRY TO FIX THE CROWN EVEN WHEN SIMON BEGGED HER TO STOP

SHE CHOSE TO STAY BEHIND AND MAKE HER LAST WISH

(I'm also a little bit disappointed with the fionna and cake finale, the way they handled Simon's character development was kinda underwhelming, but seeing people treat Betty like the ultimate victim makes me a lil bit upset... SHE WAS SUPER PROACTIVE)

I'm not trying to romanticize her toxic traits, being this obsessed with someone is not healthy, but at the same time... In a show with world ending monsters and interdimentional beings and telepathic war elephants, the fate of the world in both AT and FaC depending on a normal human woman that just loved someone SO MUCH is so beautiful...

It's PAINFULLY bittersweet but also immensely true to the nature of human beings. 🥲

#adventure time #fionna and cake #betty grof #simon petrikov #petrigrof #simon and betty #I'll never get over it #this show broke my heart in a million pieces #I'll have to draw Simon getting smashed by the whole cast to cope #😔

[a-dinosaur-a-day]

Common Dinosaur Mistakes

you know the "bunny hands" pose everyone does to indicate t. rex? with the hands folded down, palms facing the chest? yeah. almost no dinosaurs could do that. it would break their wrists. only one unique group evolved to do that, which doesn't include any of the Jurassic Park dinosaurs. the term for this is "pronation" and actually the vast majority of land vertebrates can't do it. mammals can. mammals are weird.

not a single dinosaur has claws on their fourth or fifth fingers. not a single one. not even if they're quadrupedal.

most dinosaurs have very stiff tails and can't wiggle them around like a lizard tail. the tails were stiff for balance.

the "tongue flick" thing that lizards do is a lizard thing. dinosaurs wouldn't have done that. they don't do that today (birds, birds don't do that)

"nonavian" dinosaurs with feathered wings had them like birds. they covered the hands. and attached to the hands. stop giving Velociraptor hands. it had wings. and very big ones, too, based on Zhenyuanlong.

dinosaurs with scales don't have lizard scales. lizard scales are a derived trait found only in lizards. they had scutes similar to those of living birds, but much smaller compared to body size, and often in crazy shapes and patterns. dinosaur scales are super weird tbh

sauropods don't have elephant feet. they handled the problem of size in a much weirder way: instead of spreading out the weight, they turned their feet into columns. like pillars. some of the biggest species didn't have any fingers, their front limbs just. end. for maximum column support.

dinosaurs were chonky. you could not see the bones like a silhouette under the skin. some might have been skinnier and some of the features of the bones would be somewhat like with skinny bird legs, but most of the time? no. so stop making the holes in their skulls visible on the outside like damn. jurassic park/world is the biggest offender for this one.

the whole unique feature of dinosaurs is having their legs DIRECTLY under their bodies. they do not sprawl. I can't believe I have to say that, but I do.

hadrosaur (duck-billed dinosaur) front feet were hooves. like, seriously, hooves. not little flippers. not three fingered hands. hooves.

I reserve the right to add more to this post as I think of things.

other people can too, but just research before you do.

#dinosaurs #dinosaur #jurassic park #paleontology #prehistoric life

[thebiballerina]

Rating band names by my likelihood to obey them as commands

Train: 6/10. Not very specific, but regardless of context, I do need to do it more. However, I dislike effort.

Maroon 5: 2/10. Not sure what I am marooning five of, but it seems kind of impractical to do remotely, and I don't particularly want to be stuck on an isolated coast with these five entities.

Journey: 6/10. Only if I'm not tired.

OK Go: 5/10. I'm a big fan of leaving situations. However, if I am already unburdened by the horrors of situations, going might bring me INTO a situation, and that's the opposite of what I want.

Fall Out Boy: 4/10. I don't like conflict for no reason, but thanks for the gender!

Walk Off The Earth: 0/10. Gravity makes this difficult.

Elbow: 11/10. I am always ready to commit violence with my bones.

Meet Me @ The Altar: 9/10. Like the wedding type or the ritual sacrifice type? Either way, I should change outfits first.

Dropkick Murphys: 1/10. I only know one Murphy who I would want to dropkick, but she's probably old enough now for that to be immoral.

Mother Mother: 8/10. I'm told I have a chronic case of mom friend.

Panic! At The Disco: 7/10. The disco is difficult to find these days, but I am constantly in a state of near-panic, so I think I could make it work given the opportunity.

Rise Against: 8/10. Not sure what we're rising against, but I'm typically down for a good rebellion.

Smash Mouth: 9/10. Smash someone's mouth? With what? My fist? My own mouth? I'm usually down for one or the other.

Seal: 3/10. Not very specific. I've licked too many envelopes in the past month and I have no desire to repeat the experience.

WALK THE MOON: 3/10. I do want to do this. However, my opportunities to do so have been severely limited by NASA's security.

Spoon: 9/10. Yeah, I'll cuddle.

Foster The People: 7/10. Depends on the people.

Kiss: 9/10. Depends on who or what I am kissing, but usually there's someone around who is up for it. If not, I will kiss the nearest stuffed animal on their soft little head.

Cage The Elephant: 0/10. Cruel, unethical, and unwise. How dare you.

Rage Against The Machine: 1000/10. Fuck yeah, I will.

Imagine Dragons: 1000000/10. Ohohoho, don't mind if I do.

#music #ratings #rating meme

[husbandhoshi]

[9:47 AM] *suggestive

the first thing you learn about seungcheol is that his towels are embroidered. csc, they read, in gold thread on absurdly plush bath towels.

(actually, the first thing you learned about him was that he's a good kisser. you learned this the hard way, outside the bar, after all your friends had gone home and it just was you, him, and his tongue in your mouth.)

as a rule, you try not to learn anything about your late night escapades, but, evidently, you have already failed.

it's easy to notice his bathroom looks much bigger than it did last night, now that all the lights are on. he has not one, but two, matching rugs, and the sconce lights make the marble countertop look like it's made of water. nestled in the corner is a little tray with all his cologne lined up end to end—armani, dior, chanel.

you pick up the silvery one on the end and smell the cap. (yes, this one. he was wearing this one last night, right in the space where his collarbone met the base of his neck. you had kissed him there, and he had asked you to go home with him. creed, aventus, it says.)

he even has the drunk elephant moisturizer, although it looks criminally underused. it sits among a small pile of skincare that looks like it costs twice your monthly paycheck, if you had worked overtime.

you have to remind yourself you're not here to snoop through rich people's bathrooms, as fun as that sounds.

seungcheol was a quick fuck (and a really good one at that), but you already feel like you've overstayed your welcome.

the plan—in and out. you hate the sticky, too-warm goodbyes, the small talk at the kitchen table, the unexpected rattle of a roommate coming home. worst of all, they never want you as badly in the morning as they did the night before.

but the plan has already gone to shit. you woke up practically spooning him and your little bathroom detour cost you ten minutes. and it's almost 10, which is what he has his two-hundred dollar alarm clock set to.

you shut the bathroom door as quietly as you can, hoping to make a quick getaway. but it's here, caught in the waxy overcast from the huge windows, where, for the first time in your life, you almost want to say fuck the plan.

"morning," seungcheol hums, propping himself up on the bed. you take one look at him, shirtless and sweats slung low, and you lose the plot entirely.

yesterday, when you had met, it looked like he was made in some kind of factory for hot men—starched white shirt rolled to the forearms, hair perfectly gelled, and a fat breitling watch hugging his wrist. and yet, as you watch him blow a cowlick out of his eyes, he seems even more attractive, which you would have never thought possible.

"someone's eager to get outta here," he says, enjoying the way you avoid his eyes. "don't tell me it was that bad for you."

you smile nervously. what you can remember about last night is that it was anything but bad. the whole thing makes your face feel hot—you are no prude, but he sure makes you feel like one.

"is that what it looks like?" you answer. you realize you can't find your shoes. you think he threw them somewhere last night, between the memory of his hand up your dress and yours in his hair. he kissed his way up your legs and you forgot you even had shoes to worry about.

"almost, if you weren't checking me out just now."

damn. guilty as charged. you can't help it. things feel too good to be true.

first, you learned you got fucked by a million dollar dick last night. now, instead of kicking you out like any other one night stand, he's acting decent, maybe even more than decent. and he has the tits of a god.

seungcheol sees your face wrench up in puritanical shame and he laughs.

"well, if you have time in your busy, busy schedule," he starts, with a grin that makes you dizzy. "i'm making breakfast. and i would love to eat it with you."

suddenly you don't know why you ever had a plan in the first place. you watch him attempt to wink at you from all the way across the room and you think getting to know him might not be such a bad thing after all. maybe things are too good to be true, but you're willing to find out.

needless to say, the second thing you learn about seungcheol is that he cannot cook.

the third? he's an even better kisser sober.

#GUNSHOTS. #this was supposed to be cute but i made it horny. sorry #seungcheol #seungcheol x reader #seungcheol x you #seungcheol fluff #seungcheol smut #scoups x reader #scoups fluff #seventeen fluff #seventeen smut #mine #rq