#look at my fanny pack

[crystalbeastsquidney]

Average mlm/wlw friendship

🔪don’t tag as ship, they’re gay🔪

#bi han look a little weird but whatever #he’s meant to have a glazed over thousand yard stare so it works #everytime someone ships these two I make them even gayer <3 #bi han #noob saibot #sareena #sareena mk #mortal kombat #my art #click for better quality #also fanny packs as an alternative to packers 👌👌👌

[coffee-bat]

when. when uh. women

#been playing around with an og tawna design that'd fit her crash4 vibe a bit more #so more leaning into jock-punkish #but more on the casually sporty side than alt tawna #fanny pack in place of the grappling hook etc #she also has more average/less muscled build than alt bc she's just vibing and living her life #crash bandicoot #tawna bandicoot #tawna #i hate how she looks in the n.sane trilogy and this is my way of coping #my art #also i just did SO many studies of alt tawna's face before making this bc i love how her model looks but it's so hard to get right #hope after getting it right this time i'll be able to do it better from now on #anyway. i like women

[nyctophobia-au]

Slorp.

#hollow knight #hollow knight au #au #Auri <3 #my boy <3 #I thought he would look like a total dad in a Hawaiian shirt and sunglasses #and I was right dammit #this is barely art honestly #the pale king #i spent way too much time on this #and yet it is a shitpost #why did I shade it? #I could not tell you #mf probably wears a fanny pack too

[arctic-hands]

Has anyone gotten the Cane Buddy to actually stay put on their cane? It's "secured" to the cane by wrapping Velcro around the body of the cane, but like I think the makers forgot that canes are in general pretty damn smooth so no matter how tightly I pull the Velcro it keeps sliding down to the very bottom, which a) poses a dangerous trip hazard if you don't constantly readjust it, and b) the act of readjusting it either means bending my back the act of which has been declared verboten by both my rheumatologist and my physical therapist or lifting my cane off the ground which defeats the purpose of using a cane both for balance reason and for not putting pressure on my fucked knee

#cane #cane user #cane buddy #cripplepunk #cpunk #in the Before Times i carried a backpack for my Emergency Crohn's Kit but then i was forbidden from carrying things #then i got a lightweight rolling suitcase to lug things around on #*in #but while effective was an ordeal because complete strangers were always snidely asking if i was going on vacation #which is annoying just as a one-off but i heard it CONSTANTLY and i don't know why? it barely looked any different from a rolling backpack #the ableds are not okay #it was to the point i almost got a bumper sticker to put on it telling them to get off my dick #anyway i can't walk very well with both hands occupied because i need an arm to swing for balance #so i can't use the cane and drag along the rolly bag at the same time very easily #so that's where the cane buddy and various funky fanny packs come in #which still isn't perfect because neither has room for a spare change of clothes but i can carry most everything else i need in both #in theory #cane bag

[guinevereslancelot]

i actually love the comeback of bucket hats and mom jeans and big glasses and fanny packs and clunky shoes personally. i was born to dress like a dorky tourist from the 90s

#ever since middle school i have tried to follow trends and felt fundamentally like i qas doing it wrong and it didn't work when i did it #i couldn't pull it off it was forced and dumb even when i dressed and did my hair exactly like everyone else #so i gave up on being trendy bc it was never fun and didn't work #but i was so excited when mom jeans came back bc they're actually comfy then i saw cool fashionable people w fanny packs and i was like :0 #no way!! #then i found a cute floral bucket hat at goodwill and i was like hm why not and it actually rocks ngl #i finally got a new pair of glasses bc of headaches and i went ahead and got some big af 90s looking ones and they actually look good on me? #i know im lowkey dressing like a high schooler now but im finally having fun with my clothes and enjoying the way i look #also i got a haircut and its a bit retro and fun and finally my hair isnt in my face bc i tried bangs and i actually look nice for once #also the great thing abt the dorky 90s tourist style is its really practical and easy #like im comfortable and i have storage and my hair looks good no matter what with zero maintenance #i still dont wear makeup ever tho lol #but im glad there's finally a way to be fun and fashionable for lazy dorky people lol #i know some people complain abt the bucket hats and fanny packs and stuff but idc im having fun finally #this has been a shitpost

[daydadahlias]

friendly reminder that ashton irwin went out in public wearing this

#the fucking #raised arm touching the side of the beanie pose with his little head tilt #fucking twink hiding in a bear's body swtg #bro quit it u look so princess coded it's stupid #he was like 'yes. this is the outfit i will wear' #'i will put on my little condom beanie for flavor' #'and throw on my fanny pack' #i cant look at this photo too long or i lose my sense of self #'ah yes.' he said 'the ideal attire' #'my thousand dollar gucci shirt. layered with a 5 dollar thrift store button up' #'spice things up with my rose glasses. and i am a fashion icon' #'gianni versace has nightmares about me'

[canisonicscrewyou]

oh god oh fuck all my old cosplay stuff

#if I wasn’t so bulky and scratchy I’d ask who wants a bulbasaur shell backpack thing #I also found my punk Bucky Barnes vest !!! and my petticoats for my pinup TARDIS!!! #(and very specifically the Fanny pack I had for Amethyst???) #I’m literally just looking for Aziraphale’s fucking bow tie PLEASE

[canichangemyblogname]

I finally saw the Barbie Movie and it was… really just a movie. Gave me something to do for two hours, but it didn’t feel substantive. Had some good messaging for women who needed to hear the same message the “brainwashed” Barbies needed to hear, even though that concept sounds patronizing now that I’m putting words to it. I have other thoughts, but voicing them feels a little like beating a dead horse. Women far smarter than I have provided incredibly cutting critiques of this movie and its portrayal white feminism, girlboss feminism, and capitalistic feminism.

#really weird that the genocide of indigenous people happened in Barbie Land too. I caught that Barbie Land Mt. Rushmore scene #no one making that movie probably thought of the implications of that #a part of me was wondering if I was Too Trans™️ for parts of this movie to make sense to me #because I have never understood the way we sort things into binaries and the way we gender things #So I was constantly like: '*This* is their masculinity?' There was no teeth in its critique of masculinity. Hell. There was no critique #there wasn't even a real critique of the patriarchy as a system of power or the masculinity it inspires #it was just a vague caricature of men and the idea 'Men don't understand us. They just talk at us rather than to us; mansplain and stuff... #...but they desire us and want our affection and attention so we can weaponize that to our advantage for our power.' #Umm...no you can't. They don't actually like you; they see you as a status symbol. You can't use a feature of the patriarchy to take it dow #whatever... #oh. also: #Me: ‘Oh my god. Look at all the fanny packs.’ #my mother: ‘Do you see they’re in a Metallica font?’ #‘Yes…’ #‘You know what Metallica’s logo looks like right?’ #‘Yes.’ #‘So you get it?’ #*blinks* ‘…No.’ #‘🙄 So you don’t know what it looks like.’ *proceeds to show me a picture of the Metallica logo* #‘Okay. Yeah. Looks cool? I suppose they chose that font because of that.’ #‘They chose it because it’s masculine.’ #‘Huh? What?’ #‘Have you even heard Metallica before?’ #‘Yup.’ #‘So you know it’s music for men.’ #‘Umm… I don’t know about that. I think any one can like their music. I get it’s a band of white men but anyone can like metal & that genre. #‘🙄 It’s men’s music. That’s the point.’ #‘Is it? Or have the Kens just appropriated anything they think ‘looks cool’ and proclaimed it as something ‘for’ men?’ #(like— I got the impression they were just repeating what they saw and heard #did the creators think Metallica is 'for men' or did they recognize men's tendency to appropriate and gatekeep?)

[itsclippingbinch]

Same Hat!

#rottmnt #rise of tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #future Leo #tmnt #tmnt 2003 #I just love the kids show trope of #how do we show this character has been through some shit… #cut a limb off! #my eyes hurt so much looking at Mikey’s ref #2003 is already so dark lighting wise #but same as it never was is pushing it to the max #my art #they even got lil matching Fanny packs!

[jrueships]

my pretty pretty hot girl

and his excitable sticky iPad kid son who cries and throws his incredibly bulky and padded ipad whenever he dies in roblox

#very young single mother who has a best friend relationship with her daughter type beat #jaren looks like he has a hot girls eyebrow slit but it's just a scar #jrue has one on the other eyebrow which is very amusing to me bcs he probably knows nothing abt eyebrow slits #and who wears them and why #jaylen: i like that eyebrow slit. (i know what you are.) #jrue: thanks dude :] (he likes my forehead trauma???) #why is jaren cunting in the voting center 😭😭?? #out of all the mad scientists at the mad scientist comvention #i am the only hot bitch here #hes genuinely so beautiful can u guys believe it“ #IT'S BEEN A YEAR OF NO BTTM JARE BEAR FIC WHEN IVE DEMANDED IT #DO U GUYS THINK THIS IS FUNNY #hUH #U THINK THIS IS FUNBY ?!??!?!? #MY SKIN HAS MELDED TO MY RIBCAGE #I AM SO HUNGRY. I AM SO HUNGRY. #ggs fanny pack thing 😭 #it's like strapped in a way thatll remind him it“ #s there so he wont forget he has essentials on him #'i know where my number 2 pencil is bcs i have a number 2 pencil pocket protector labeled number 2 pencil pocket protector 😸' #gg #jaren #hot bitch and her socially malnourished son

[hardrockshrimp]

I am holding up. Well.

#WHEN I TELL YOU #i went to go piss at a jimmy johns nearby and saw Richard across the street at the bus and decided to try to talk to him #the most cheesiest 'omg are you from orbit culture' and i had my fanny pack with all the sock puppets in them #and decided to just do it now [great idea bc the venue was so small they couldnt be at the merch table after the show] #and nick was there!!!! #also ben their touring guy um #BUT NICK WAS THERE #i was like 'um i made sock puppets of you guys' and theyre both like WHAT #and this is making me think that... maybe sock puppets are a mainly american thing? someone correct me if im wrong lol #but it seems like they didnt know what the hell i was talking about #but i was like shaking putting one of them on to like. demonstrateIWKGISKVOSKJV #and nick was like oh my god like he was speechless im gonna fucking fjksigkshflajvlsof #and they were so sweet about it and let me take a picture of them with them #the openings were too small for their hands [loud breathing thinking about how big their hands are] but nick tried to put them on anyways 🥺 #and ben also took a picture and posted it on the orbitculturefans ig acc EEEEEEEEEE #hes like lol look out for these in a music video like SHUT UP I WOULD DIEEEEEEE #so if i ever see these in the background of touring vlogs/stories etc i will bawl my eyes out #orbit culture #spencers little things #im so happy i decided to peer pressure my friend who can drive to take me i think they enjoyed some of it and wants to go to more shows now #but!!!!!! really hoping they do a US headline tour soon pleaseeeee i would love to see a full setlist from them #anyways this is one of the cutest things ever #also nick shook my hand before they left EEEEEEE HE WAS SO SWEET I LOVE HIMMMM STTOTOPPPPP HES MY EVERUHTJGJ

[gworlinterrupted]

congrats to tik tok for popularizing a style that looks good on literally no one

#the fuckin yoga pants and fanny packs and athletic jackets w slicked back bun and fancy jewelry?? #like how did u make a 20 year old look like a middle aged pta mom #its so so ugly and makes me want to burn tik tok consumerism to the ground #like how seemingly over night every person on my campus threw out their hydroflask and got a stanley cup #cause the algorithm said so!! #“let ppl enjoy thing” i will And i will also bitch abt them on my blog

[nursc-a2]

christine ‘fanny pack’ chapel

#I ALWAYS LOSE MY MIND EVERYTIME I LOOK AT IT #girlie has a short black dress on that bag #but her comfy outfit includes a fanny pack #she has the range!! #☾ ooc post. _________ ⋆˚ *･༓ that gal on argelius II.

[cinemaocd]

men don't want women. men want fanny packs that are called edc sling belt bag or some shit....

#So I wanted to help my husband replace a bag he lost while traveling #so I made the mistake of looking at youtube reviews of some nice bags to help you organize your computer shit #and my god... #my algorithm is so screwed #so there is this whole universe of men (often with a military background) who plan bags to carry their knives and expensive flashlights #and for some reason leather journals and fountain pens #and then do these insanely detailed videos about them #and like brah I have news for you about that bag #no matter how much military webbing you put on it #it's a fanny pack #em kay

[robolover]

Don't have enough energy for a full ref but I saw everyone making companion ocs and I wanted to join in! Here's Green :)

#literally just a self insert akdjskdjs #stray game #stray companion #robot #idk how to tag this ????? #my art #thinking of giving them a fanny pack for the full TouristTM look

[sybleavingsoon]

"luz noceda is genderqueer," i say into the mic. 

 the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room. 

"He's right" they say. i look for the owner of the voice. there in the 5th row stands: Dana Terrace herself

#toh #you can not tell me that is a cisgender #just LOOK #sweatpants fanny pack combo? #trans #luz noceda #my beloved