#looking at noone specific

[definetelynotavampire]

anything sigmaa!!! for doodle!!

You're in luck today because Sigma made cookies for everyone! :D

who want's one? :0

#well for everyone who didn't stab or repeatedly smashed his body on the ground... or just watched :| #looking at noone specific #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd fanart #bsd garlic #bungo stray dogs fanart #fanart #request #bsd sigma #bsd sigma fanart #bungo stray dogs sigma

[betweenblackberrybranches]

I am sorry but i always think its fucking hilarious when americans freak out about Mett

Which a lot of yall do aparently, eventhough its perfectly safe to eat, many people are wierded out by it. I mean fair but you are missing out, im telling you.

#dca fnaf #fnaf moon #fnaf sun #daycare attendant #fnaf sb #my art #look guys i know this is a shitpost but i mean it #Mettbrötchen are good stuff #wanna fucking eat one rn #also they are making vegan mett here so noone has to be left out which is kinda dumb because the point of it is that its raw meat #but if its tasty its tasty good for the vegans who wanna eat mett #sorry for german specific shitposts

[coffee-bat]

i think tf2 could really use a "behind you" command

#like in the past week ive had at LEAST 5 situations where i wished i could give a quick. that #mostly concerning spies #like sure 'spy!' is a command but 1) its so overused that almost noone reacts to it 2) its not specific. ok but spy WHERE #it comes up a lot in mvm #like the time i was running from respawn and my team was fighting the tank as a group. i was still far but i suddenly saw myself behind them #i yelled 'spy' while running to them but it wasn't enough and 2 got fucking killed. bc yknow. ok spy but where #or the time i was up on the roof with a medic that for some reason decided im worth healing the whole round (that's rare). we heard- #-the spy alert and i turned my attention away from sniping to watch out for the spy. medic didn't. he was standing a few ft behind me #i see a 'scout' running up towards medic out the corner of my eye. hes not seeing it. #i ran and miraculously managed to kill the spy with a pan RIGHT as he was starting the backstab #and like ok that made me feel good about myself and like i repayed the medic at least partially. but yknow. still way too close for comfot #(for context my turning isn't very good bc i'm using touchpad instead of mouse for looking around. so thats part of the reason i wish i - #-could warn people about danger that im unlikely to get to fast enough yknow) #anyway. ramble over sorry. im having game thoughts #ramble #tf2

[franeridan]

nah man I get hancock I really do if I had to pick a single man in the whole history of the world to fall for I'd pick luffy too, who are we kidding

#i love kuja island its a cool spin on the amazon myth and all the designs for the girls are extremely fun #i wish luffy had spent more active on screen time there the girls are fun #also i never spent too long thinking about it but it makes sense kuma would send him there #since he was trying to hide him and that's like #the only island that's completely off limits for anyone who's not a resident #smart thinking ! #also during the fight with the sisters they talk about conqueror haki and i thought about how zoro has it and #UGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he loves luffy so much!!! HE LOVES LUFFY SO MUCH!!!!!!!!! #it's LITERALLY in his very nature to stand at the top and follow noone and he still loves luffy so much he'd follow him to hell #he said so!!! on page!!!!! he would!!!!!!!!! #they repeat it a whole lot during the manga too #how a man like zoro could be a captain himself #how it's weird there's someone above him #he loves luffy so much he goes against everything anyone would expect of him to stay by him....... p l e a s e 😭😭😭 #on a slightly unrelated not just before being sent away nami looks at luffy and Cries and Asks for Help and luffy can't save her and I just #AUUUGHHHHH the callback!!! to her arc!!!!! and how while he tries to get back on the sea luffy thinks about her specifically!!!!!! #FUCK!!!!!!! #I'm fine I'm normal I'm not crying about something i first read 14 years ago what are you talking about hahahahaha

[k1rishiki]

sleepy...

#back from hampton beach. technically i've been back for a while bc it's not like i've been staying up there i've just been going up #for the day and then coming back but. i'm done. i'm finally done. i don't have to go back for another year. it's been 5 long days of #waking up at noon. logging in just to check on the figure blog. driving up there. setting up sound equipment. scanning tickets and managing #tshirt sales (bc the one thing hampton beach needed more of was ppl trying to sell fucking tshirts). breaking down sound equipment. #fried dough. driving back to [redacted] massachusetts (which is No Where near the nh border btw). watch tv w my dad bc he won't go to bed #at a semi-reasonable hour otherwise. go to bed at 2. repeat. #(with a few small detours of 'going to order an airbrushed shirt' 'staying up til 4 bc i was resorting the tshirts' 'going to a wake' #'rushing home after the wake bc i forgot to bring a change of shoes' and 'picking up said tshirt') #which doesn't sound like a lot but. holy shit babes. #n e ways. remind me tomorrow to show off the sakura shirt (srry kireination but the og intention of the saber shirt was to get all three #heroines and while this year rin b4 sakura wasn't rlly in the question bc i uhm am not immune to favoritism <3 love and light <3 i still #wanted to stay somewhat on track. rin will be next year's and then kirei will probs get his time to shine) (also the sakura shirt looks sic #as hell btw) + post a couple more hampton beach things. specifically the uhm. landmarks that you pass when driving up there bc i genuinely #think that they alone do a better job conveying Exactly what hampton beach is like than anything i could ever say) #romeo.txt

[edgysaintjust]

Nothing I hate more than people simping over "southern looking" men who literally are just regular central european guys TM with tanned skin and darker hair while mediterranean people are so unique and beautiful and have those undefeatable face features I hate I despise your chad looking "handsome" guys who think they are prettier than those absolutely stunning kings

#all those ugly models labelled as southern european who look NOTHING like actual beautiful southern men #they are just so unique beyond compare #noone appreciates them as they are #their fizzy black hair and their very specific nose shape and those squinted jouful eyes

[lucky-draws]

20.5.23

#sketchbook #drawing specifically musicians is now a Thing i think...would like to accumulate quite a collection of musicians #this guy was playing reggae in a bus shelter in the city centre #he came over to have a look at my drawing so we had a little chat lol he was cool #he told me his name and i told him mine but i am realising that i should just introduce myself as liz not lisette bc like. im quiet #and like noone has heard of my name anyway so they always mishear it LOL . easier to just say liz i think #anyway its like really fun drawing in public im glad i gained the confidence to do it #a guy walking past stopped to look at this one and we had a quick chat too #i also did a really shitty sketch of like some splash fountains idk what you call them the little splashpads you get in city centres #and all the kids play in them #and some of the kids id (extremely)loosely drawn came and stared at me drawing so i was like heh look this one is you : - ) etc

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

#i dunno what i planned to do today. but it wasnt spening 8am-5.30pm weighing samples #just like i didnt plant to spend 11am-6.30pm yesterday weighing samples. but sometimes the universe doesnt let u choose #mostly i feel bad that our undergrad had to do all that time with me when she has all her class work as well and #like i dont care abt the project and ive been with it every step of the way. it was nice talking with her tho #fucking exhausting bc i talked the ENTIRE TIME bc i cant handle lulls in conversation. but ive been assured im not annoying so whatever #god. my boss asked me yesterday if id gotten to relax this last week and its like. i mean compared to the fucking month ive had? yes #but probably not by the standards of a normal person. i definitely havent been getting enough sleep #and tomorrow i habe to go in at 8 and in theory im supposed to go to a retirement party tomorrow at noon #and the guy is a rambler so who knos how long ill b there. and im already socially drained. thrn monday i should start with my other #project again. but i habe to check the machine and im just gonna have to go full on no breaks until mid may #so whej will i get a break? in theory after may 14th. so fucking frustrating #and im not mad at anyone specifically. i just hate this project and cant wait to quit and move #so now im gonna fucking draw more too earnest narut0 fanart and avoid the things i should b doing #bc im fuckine exhausted. literally i was standinf from 9.30 to 3pm with not breaks bc idk i didnt look at the time #and im not running today apparently bc im too tired and the sun is gonna set in 20min >:-[ #ay ay ay. 2023 my year of hatred and rage #wah. i don't wanna drive tomorrow 😫 #unrelated

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

theres a body in the river and the body is a puppet and the body is your body and youve become a puppet because of the body in the river. also hes your lover

#also it's a cornfield i guess #it's a good thing noone with a life is online at 9 in the morning to see me post obliquely about my own extremely specific interpretation of #and elaboration on pseudocanon events #look at this though #she put on his HAT #she danced with him and kissed him and then screamed at him 'IM MARRIED' im obsessed

[puphoods]

i want to do drawing requests or a art meme or something bc i havent in forever and its so fun but everyone on my art blog ignores me... clenches my fists

#u all do as well but whatever... noone is online anyways #chirps #unless i draw likea few specific kinds of things i get noooo notes on my art ans noone responds to or #looks at any of the other stuff i post like asking for reqs or rbing ask things

[ghastlywizard]

everyday I log onto websites and see art tutorials by people... who should not be advising other people on how to do art

#like not saying that people must meet a specific style or standard to be considered good at art #but sometimes i see stuff thats like 'guys THIS is how you do perspective' and a drawing that follows is like #yeah no that looks kind of like YOU dont understand what perspective is #this is directed at noone in particular i was just scrollin thru pinterest and saw a lot of bad art tutorials #actually very much directed with malice to art tutorials that are like WOMAN CIRCLE MAN TRIANGLE!!!

[obsidian-goblet]

I genuinely wish I had the words to accurately describe the way my favourite managers face softens when he looks at me sometimes, because I feel like if I could just articulate it, I'd be fuckin unstoppable as a writer.

#like once it was bc i gave him cupcakes #its ur bday and i love u and im going to feed u #and once bc i drunkenly apologised for drinking too much and now he had to drive me home #and today it was bc i turned up at his office with enough food to feed an army #and hes like why are you spending so much money on me #and bc i love him i was like #bc its your bday #no sarcasm or sass or swearing or emphasis #and his face softened #and its platonic!! its friends!! #noone ever talks about friends looking at each other with soft affection #its just such a specific thing #he also looks at his wife like shes a literal angel #i made a char inspired by him and told him like two years later bc i wanted to show him art #and he read over the profile very seriously #and then went :) thankyou #he was so pleased by how i had interpreted him

[floorpancakes]

the way my dad is visibly getting into tommy february6 music when i play it on the tv but if I sent him the link he'd probably be like no thank you it's not for me

#this is why i cant show him much anime unless its like realist japanese culture rooted or historical or traditional fantasy lol #he has a very 'i enjoy this but NO NO NO noone can percieve me enjoying it' vibe thats just kind of hilariously dull #he was bopping to jetaime jetaime and kept comparing it to specific 80s music he likes but hes the type to just pretend hes indifferent #to anything fluffy or cute looking or seeming too excited abt things even if its just his perception lol #i take after dad a lot but not like this . couldnt be me

[sharkieboi]

I just got an insane amount of weed for the ten dollars in my pocket cause my neighbor wanted to make sure I didn’t get scammed paying for parking

#shhh sharkie #this is the same dude who yelled out of his car window that I should go to a specific barber shop #everyone who lives around here is looking out for each other and i appreciate that #he told me not to pay for a ticket cause the cops don’t bother to come by after noon #and then we chatted a bit and he said ‘and hey if you ever need *geustures #to his joint* i gotchu’ #I was like oh yeah i’d actually really appreciate that! #and he filled me up a bag and took my tenner even as i was stammering about aw shit that’s the only cash i have on me #like truly he gave me 50 bucks worth of weed for ten dollars #can’t wait to live in this apartment forever holy cow

[korattata]

Re: stupid work request email

Hi Jim!

No, i cannot update that on the website, because i'd have to go through 100+ individual listings and update them manually and thats a huge pain in the ass. Does it really fucking matter?

Thanks!

#*new creative post tag here* #does it really fucking matter that our side links to their homepage and not their specific product page. who gives a shit #they literally will be looking at our site that has all that info before they go to the other guys' sites. so?? #sorry i want to not be at work so fucking bad. its not evsn noon yet

[ashbtten]

@ofgentleresolve | at Alfred again, because teh EDITor!!!!!!!!!!!!

He should meet this scenario with more urgency, he muses somewhere at the back of his head. Add the usual tension to it and his bones that he always meets the world with, be more cautious than cautious, knee-jerking into lies over lies, painting a picture foreign to him just because donning made-up clothes feels safer, less like he’ll crack at the first correct assumption.

But… What kind of trouble could he possibly get himself into, here, under the careful, tight scrutiny of a barista with a sharp eye and apparently enough skeletons in his closet or baggage on his back to find reason to use said sharp eye on him?

Patrick enjoys sharp people almost to the same degree he’d rather have nothing to do with them.

It makes sense, tensing up under the way the barista pieces his conclusions together, makes conjectures and speeds through the conversation with the finality of someone who doesn’t have time to waste on trouble he knows he can avoid, knows isn’t worth his time, when he’s got more important things to worry about.

But Patrick is violently flawed individual. He always enjoys, bitterly, cynical, to be reminded of his fears and concerns, to worry, to gnaw at his insides, to force these kinds of habits back onto his frame.

And also stupidly enamoured with humanity.

He smiles, dragged out of him with a sadist’s hook, asking him to show the blood on his teeth and the drowsiness of his concussion. He isn’t concussed, though, hasn’t bitten into anything in quite a while, not even his own tongue. He smiles at the offer of a napkin with a denying shake of his head, and finds himself still enough in his own hands to resist one of the many reflexes he’s picked up from humans, looking at the object of the conversation.

Stuff of amateurs. Just because he’s talking about his shirt doesn’t mean he instantly has to look at it.

It’s that little tick that becomes useful when you yawn, turn your head, check your watch and someone in the crowd follows you only milliseconds after, revealing where their attention had been focused on, whom it had glued to.

He’s a little gruffer than he’d expected him to be, the man who pours the drinks. He goes through his words with the efficiency of a well-coded algorithm or a well-broken soldier.

“Good advice,” Patrick lifts his head with a conceding sigh, folding his arms in front of himself, liberating only his left hand to pull his cup closer. He lifts it in front of himself, presenting it to the man who’d made it, allowing an eyebrow to follow the motion into the same direction. “Are you trying to imply I shouldn’t drink this? That’s a shame, it smells really good.”

He makes a show out of bringing the cup back to his nose and inhaling deeply, closing his eyes with the gentleness of someone expecting an angel’s kiss to their forehead. The kind, soft angels introduced to children, not the actual biblical ones any sensible man would cower before, hopefully sinners and saints both. He exhales with a pleased little 'ah~’ and opens his eyes.

If his smile is meant to insinuate that he’s poking fun at the man who pours the drinks and the distance, the tension he’s trying to add to the situation, well, that’s nobody’s business but… the barista’s, actually. How bad could the consequences he enacts possibly be to a being like Patrick, who pretends he doesn’t care about pain and collects slaps with the ancient sighs of resigned teachers.

Nah, this looks like it’s more a hassle to him than it’ll be to the wolf.

Potentially.

The wolf does tend to let things bother him more than he should.

He sets the cup back down, further implying he might never actually drink it. “Information?” he asks, not quite perking up, trailing his gaze off by turning the cup in circles and frowning curiously at the various items littering the showcase of the barista’s craft behind him. Information. Now, why would an information broker have any use for that? Unheard of, truly. He snorts to himself and tries to soften the reaction into something friendly, polite, non-threatening and perhaps a little soft when he makes to make eye contact with the man again.

Whatever’ll get him to not kick him out.

He’d hate to have to get up again. He could use getting to sit here and pretending he doesn’t want to slump into the wood and forget his own name. Not the right kind of counter for that.

“What would I need information for?” cocks his head to the side, blinks open and unperturbed like an exhausted puppy with a leash of thorns around his throat, that usual tightness he can’t get out of the corners of his eyes, the uncharacteristic glow of interest to eyes meant to be cold.

#ofgentleresolve #monster child & broker;main verse #Patrick batting his eyelashes notably not wearing glasses: you wouldn't hit a guy wearing glasses would you #ALRIGHT LET ME START WITH: I ADORE YOU AND EVERY TIME #I GET A NOTIFICATION FROM YOU IT MAKES ME GROW ROSES AND DAISIES AND SUNSHINE AROUND MY HEART #so jot that down~ KLFDGKLHJGFKJHL this is magnificent as EVERYTHING you write is I AM #ALREADY OBSESSED with Alfred it takes me A TOTAL OF FIVE SECONDS to fall in love with your muses #HOW DO YOU DO THAT wait don't tell me a magician must keep their secrets I WILL keep coming to your shows tho~ #that makes little sense BUT JUST TO SAY THAT FKHLGHJLKGH i LOVE Alfred subtly threatening him #he's so right for it too ofc it's understandable better safe than sorry ESPECIALLY in his milieu okay absolutely understandable #even Patrick would agree he's just decided to be a MENACE today~ #he's looking for one thing only and that's TROUBLE FLDKGFH no i'm kidding #he may be a wolf but he's very much like a cat slinking breaking vases and then purring at you #THANK YOU SO FOR TAGGING ME HERE THAT'S SO ♥♥♥ #apologies to Alfred tho I know Patrick sounds nice-ish but he's also being a lil shit #Alfred: if you need info come back later through the backdoor we open around noon #Patrick who knows exactly what a business front is: owo what do you mean why would i ever do such a thing~ #aLSO had to re-tag you because trim reblogs was attacking me specifically