#louis is so funny just saying

[croszukis]

marty in red & blue — TOR @ MTL 03.09.24

#martin st louis #montreal canadiens #*gifs #raf staring is so funny #but yeah this is just a thinly veiled msl thirst gif #it's our god given right to say our coach is a dilf

[terrainofheartfelt]

Gossip Girl as things my friends have said:

(Part 6/5)

#gossip girl #gg glc #blair waldorf #jenny humphrey #nate archibald #dan humphrey #dan x nate #eric van der woodsen #louis grimaldi #jenate #vanessa abrams #the groupchat continues to say iconic things #many are blair because we are just like that #actually we have multiple scorpios. so. makes sense. #fun fact one of my friends is in fact dating a frenchman named Louis #and I could not resist #but her Louis is by all accounts a lovely person and a good man #it's just a very funny coincidence to me #(and yes she made him watch princess diaries and he's a fan) #* #the consumption one was a joke about la traviata

[bluewinnerangel]

HiiiEEEEEE

#im doodling the page as a whole looks funny but this makes me go ieieieieeieie #i can post her as a whole i guess she wonky but like in the way louis' face is and i mean that in a good way si #so #what am i saying idk either #my art #but like the page is 6x just signing louis and every single one is at various stages of im not in control #also mind you these drawings are tiny #like #... whats a size uh like a spoon every face is a spoonfull sndxhxhd #its tiny i am not in control why do i draw tiny

[lhrry]

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#aotv spoilers #ok you’re asking for my opinions let’s do it #i love louis!!!! im so proud of him and im so happy i got to watch him on his journey for so long and can’t wait for what’s to come for him #and i think my love for him and for his music and for my time in the fandím and for one d etc is what makes this a good watch and why i #liked it because otherwise i have my reservations to the movie and im not going to get into the babygate stuff #apart from the fact that louis trying to get freddie to hug him was extremely awkward and ive never seen less organic thing than the beach #scene and i find it funny they tried to push that as organic so hard #my issue is that it just had a potential to be a much better film is all sksmsk #it is good but it feels a bit rushed and kind of cheap in some ways and i get that’s the style of these biopics sometimes but #like it was such a shame the bg music was not really gold and was always exaggeratedly emotional because it made it cheesy and cheap and #kind of forced #i think it would have a great potential to get many people to say wow this is a strong talented guy and i think it is a great intro but i #think they undersold the movie so it’s not going to have a chance to reach an audience much wider than his current fanbase which is a shame #for his current fanbase it is a solidification and reiteration of his promo season and it is very clear where they want louis to stand and #what they want his image to be like and i think it’s absolutely amazing how they managed to show his growth as an artist and as a human and #and place him in a position where he’s now confident and secure and ready to embark on a new journey etc. although for the fans there’s #nothing new there and i think it’s worth considering how exactly they’re portraying and that they completely left out his relationships #aside from his family and the band #i think it’s important that it was noted he was undersestimated and pushed down and i think they made obvious how much he’s worked on #himself #i think it’s kinda clear they’re using it as a faith in the future promo with the new songs even though the doc ends with the end of the #tour #i think it’s interesting how many rainbow flags they chose to include without addressing the way his shows and fanbase look at all because #if i were from Gp id wonder what’s up with that esp when he only acknowledged the kmm project again #generally i think it’s a good watch that’s very transparent in what it’s trying to do for louis promo and image wise and it doesn’t tell #you anything new but it reminds you why you love this man so much while also leaving you a bit disappointed because this had a much #greater cinematic potential and a lot of it feels either rushed or underfinanced or forced and that’s a shame

[incandesang]

iwtv episode seven

#claudia de pointe du lac #inspired by a post on twitter that said lestat was the victim #that man is a TERROR!! he fucked around and found out!! claudia got his ass!! #lestat is A Victim yes but he is also louis and claudia’s ABUSER. even in the BOOK he’s their abuser #lestat ​‘you’re my SLAVE louis you’ve always been my SLAVE’ de lioncourt #that man is RANCID #like idk claudia was just matching the energy #personally i think claudia should get to scheme and organise theatrical humiliating deaths for everyone who has ever so much as looked at #her funny ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ but that’s just me #twitter users can’t handle the fact that their problematic fav is in fact problematic #(to clarify when i say lestat is a victim i do not mean he was a victim of louis or claudia!! i mean all the tvl stuff!!)

[fayevalcntine]

I feel like Queen of the Damned (2002) exists in this weird realm where stylistically, the movie does fit into this weird niche of being a decent adaptation of the main plot of the book. It does try to update the music genre background by making it underground Gothic, and Akasha's casting/costuming/overall arc is more or less preserved. But then you also have Stuart Townsend not even attempting to do a French accent (afaik he keeps his own accent throughout the film which I found so funny). Lestat's backstory is completely changed, I presume for the sake of simply not having to bother with explaining like 400 pages' worth of The Vampire Lestat before getting to the main plot from QotD? Also, I can't not find it a bit insulting that the movie completely erased Louis and Nicolas for the sake of having Jessie be his final love interest. If I were to remove the movie from the books' backstory, I could see that subplot barely work (even though it's still not really grounded in any proper development beyond fascination on Lestat's part). But as an adaptation, it just feels like a complete misfire.

#queen of the damned #any time i watch this movie I have these mixed feelings because #I do LIKE how the movie looks; it just has this vibe about it that I'm nostalgic for from early 00s horror movies #but then compared to the books it's such an utter mess of an adaptation #even taking aside the actor; this rendition of Lestat doesn't even /feel/ like Lestat #idk if it's partly because of the significantly changed backstory; Marius being his maker?? #or just the fact that Nicolas/Louis have been completely taken out of the story; therefore so much of Lestat's characterization re: them #is completely gone; not to mention literally zero indication of Claudia?? #at least iwtv the movie actually had great set design;decent casting AND a dedication to the plot of the book more or less #i will say though the choice to make their vampire super speed look like THAT is so funny and unserious

[camgoloud]

finally watching the interview with the vampire show as i have been thinking about doing for several months and. boy. that lestat sure can lestat!

#he's just... ough. he's SO MUCH. he's a lot. he's like if howl pendragon were deeply evil i'm obsessed with him #and he’s SO fucking funny. i’ll never get past it. i’ve been saying ‘well i like to do it. i enjoy it’ to myself for hours now #and cracking myself up every time. this immediately following ‘so no more of your SoUNd can pollute this Wuhrrld.’? #the most back-to-back line deliveries of ever. god he’s so awful #louis is also FASCINATING... he's on at least four levels of repression at all points in time. so many Issues (affectionate) #and i guess i haven't technically read the book to compare but GOOD fucking move on the show's part making him a black man #makes his character and story and relationship with lestat so much more compelling on every level in addition to being. you know. #not as racist as the original novel in which i as i understand it he owns a slave plantation. #and GOD the performances are SO FUCKING GOOD... the chemistry between the two of them is insane. #i love it when relationships are horrible and toxic and awful and have a body count in the hundreds! 🥰 #caseyposting

[jlf23tumble]

Jen what do you think about the Louis ban on UK and US radio stations?

I think it demonstrates a singularly spectacular lack of reading comprehension and/or curiosity about current music played on UK and US radio stations

#even with a hella detailed view into the specifics around Louis that came out last week #the way someone's gonna read that as a ban?? #so i guess we can just say anyone beyond the current top 20 artists/songs played ad nauseum on any radio station across the land is banned #nobody's banning people--your fave's not the flave #i challenge thee to listen to 8 hrs of radio on UK or US airwaves and jot down what you hear #do it for a full week #see if you can see the pattern lol #this reminds me of that article i saw linked on twitter #about the musical mush pervading most music providing platforms #that and the fact that the 'test' described in that louis piece are nothing new--same vibes (same test!) for 20+ years #it's only getting worse with actual algorithms taking out the guesswork but yes this is the music landscape #it's just a funny-ass way to frame it #almost as if people don't understand the actual definition of the word banned #if you want to keep it in the one direction realm #niall's about to be banned #zayn's banned #harry was banned for a fair bit #i highly doubt louis's going to change what he's doing to chase radio 1 #and so! #he's not! #if it makes people feel more heroic to say their fave is banned well...join the club of successful artists currently banned #yet still producing incredible music and touring etc #rakin' in tons of cash #idk man i'm totally happy with my faves being 'banned' off radio 1 #but i also know it's the world's stupidest false flag of a statement to make lmaoooooooo #i'm a big fan of this struggling indie artist--her name's beyonce #haven't heard of her? well that's because she's currently banned from radio play on UK and US radio stations

[louismygf]

just recently watched this is us with my college friends

#tbqh i found it kinda boring 😭 #the louis clips were so not enough #ive watched some clips online prior to actually watching it (for the first time might i add) #one of my friends had a cousin who was crazyyy ab 1d so she dragged her out to the cinema to go watch it when it came out and in 3d lol 😭 #the 3d schtick is so funny 2 me lmao 😭 #my friend recalls freaking out in the movie theater bc she was a major niall fan at the time. she said 3d niall was so close 2 her face lol #anyway. ab how i watched some clips online prior #i was actually waiting for the louis n his sisters part or the one where he visits his school or smth #my friends.... they literally don't know a thing ab louis personality-wise so they didn't really get much from it #UGH i should download aotv and make them watch it that was way more interesting (but idk? smth about it feels like it's made for fans only? #but... i'll suggest it the next time we get together 🙏🏼 #anyw back to my review. #simon cowell's face was a jumpscare what can i say. it was so evil how nicole scherzinger was just. completely written off #im from the future i Know things #<- and like. about this. i felt kinda bad being cynical about the movie when i know my friend is Still an ot5 at heart #i think i broke her 13-year old heart a little 😭 #it's so weird how the movie keeps singling out zayn about him getting kicked out or him talking solo music etc kskdj. feels v pointed Lol #they really just documented the 1d-mania & madness they ensued huh.... i think 2 of my friends (bts fans) weren't as impressed LOL 😭 #they kinda flamed their performances and stage outfits which is. yeah i agree. kpop idols do WAY more than just.... that (1d) kskskd #i guess i'll make them watch the extra clips next time (o haven't seen all the clips yet i think) #OH and 😭 why was martin scorsese in the film that was hilarious #didn't have a lot of realness to it. is what i thought of the film. yeah. this is(N'T) us ✊🏽😔 #maybe... i am too much of a hater #i liked... the... um. it's hard to highlight things i liked ab the film when im Not a 1d fan 😭 like im a louie ONLY idgaf ab 1d 😔 #the part ab louis audition.... im sorry babie the editors did u dirty but it was so funny........😭 #<- though i imagine it solidified people's (wrong) opinions about him :/

[nereb-and-dungalef]

yeah i think i'm just gonna factor "waiting until the hype dies down" into all my media experiences. watched some of the iwtv tv show and i get to keep all my opinions in my head. it's great

#i'm processing it. there's a degree of processing that also has to go in before posting. by the way #but i'm gonna post my commentary in the tags in case someone wants to idk. block me for my takes or something #very funny like. ppl saying the show is bad. like. as a fan of the originals: did you think the originals were *good*??? #(amendment: i fucking love the books. i just don't think they're good) #the show made some cringe choices. the episode where claudia fucks was a Very cringe choice #however. louis owning slaves in the original was also cringe. so #i think the vampire chronicles are some fantastic raw material #there's some really awesome concepts going on in them #the musical interprets it very well imo even if the songs are shit #the show making louis interesting was good enough to forgive lestat character assassination #also okay. the line they gave lestat like. 'well if you only want to kill evil people how can You tell who is and isn't evil?' #is. justification enough for lestat character assassination. so #idk. i'm only like four eps in #the episode where claudia fucks reaaaally turned me off the show tho it. might take a bit to get back into it #but the first episode was a religious experience i stg #even if i'm tired of the dead crazy brother trope #cw iwtv tv show #anyway. like i said this is really just for you to block me about. if you try to start drama i will block. i don't even post abt iwtv

[persephoneflouwers]

hey i’m a medical student and saw that u gave opinions too about louis broken arm. saw this on twt and it’s so insane to me cause we saw him in pain in airport and hands so swollen in that video for his 1# album he would not fake a injury or fake a RX wanted your opinion on this it’s bs right? https://twitter.com/omgl_wtf/status/1600170380726894597?s=46&t=T_NJPRbq2eCGBYb6cuChBg

Hello 🌸

Omg that seems… conspiratorial lmao I don’t know why people think he would fake an arm injury. Is it because they are on the “Sony wants to sabotage him” train and believe they would go that far to ruin his new album campaign? It’s more likely the pic with those fans that was out today was old, but him faking an injury? Maybe try stop depicting Louis like the bad guy with a masterplan who lies all the time. I haven’t paid much attention to it, but he uses his left arm quite a lot instead. He greets fans with left arm, takes and hands albums and stuff with his left arm, drinks with his left arm. He keeps the right arm in a defensive pose. It looks intrarotated and stiff from some pics… The fact people say “he would not be holding the arm like that” or some variation of it, it’s bullshit. I saw people with femur replacements walking again in less time than this. We don’t know if he doesn’t use sling or a tutor just when he’s in public and keeps it contained when he’s at home. We don’t know what surgery he went through. I bet he takes the strongest painkillers.

I’m not an orthopaedic, I don’t have much experience with radiology. I just can see those xrays and from those xrays i can tell that an arm is broken. They show a broken arm from two different perspectives: the anterior view and the lateral view and obviously you wont see the same things… different projections help study the fracture better and every side gives you different details on the level and gravity of the break.

I didn’t have time to talk to a traumatologist as I said I would, but I hope I will. I’ve talked with colleagues and they told me a fracture like this will require a 30/35 days immobilisation, the recover will start slowly after it. But they agreed rich teams are faster with the recovery process cause patients have more strict followups.

Anyway good luck on your med school journey! It’s gonna be hard but I promise, it’s the most beautiful job in the world <3

#casella di posta numero 32 #It’s funny how many people know medicine just by reading google lol #the fake injury would be a new low #this fandom cant even fucking let him have a broken arm lmao #the thing is… why do people feel the need to share this opinions publicly? #talk in your chats? why do you want to create such a conspiracy out of nothing? #prove me your thesis at least #give me reasons to even consider #dont give me ‘im a nurse or i have a nirse friend’ or whatever #come here and prove me the thesis you are so strongly supporting #i dont even know why they would say thise xrays dont belong to the same person #like…. it’s weird being this skeptic #just enjoy the ride #and louis content #he’s cute and pretty and all that #stop acting like you hate him #(because this fandom low-key does hate him a lot unconsciously)

[sheisbeautyweareworldass]

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#louis just can't be left alone can he #fucking disgusting behavior #jess with the whole 'which queer artist' bs and now marineros with this lrry flag #aside from the blatant disrespect to louis as an individual and his career and private life #it's so fucking sickening how people louis trusted to make them a part of his shows think his sexuality is their business #miss girl saying louis is a queer artist because she wants the clout of outing him and knows lrries will eat that shit up #(because outing is actually super funny and cool and entertaining and a proof that they were right all along 🤩🤩) #and now the band waving a larry flag on louis' concert #who the fuck do they think they are and why the fuck do they think this is okay #im so #angry? disappointed? pissed off? murderous? yeah #a lot #i hope they all perish

[justapayneaway]

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#it's making me laugh a little watching something #so all these years people hated on liam for answering questions about 1D #even though that was all interviewers asked #called fans crazy for calling this out #saying that it was easy and that liam should block the questions #that he was doing it on purpose to use 1D on his solo career #now that this is happening to louis #people are so vocal and angry with it #not that easy to block questions? #or what? #just funny to watch #btw no hate to louis #he truly deserves better interviews #LIKE ALL OF THEM DO ESPECIALLY LIAM

[maggicktouched]

I will shut up about IwaV soon but I can’t stop thinking about the twist and like, giggling at certain points.

Because you KNOW that was not Louis’ idea. Like my guy is passionate but that kind of melodrama is beneath him. But Armand? No. Not at all. That bitch has ALWAYS been the drama. It’s ok. It’s why I love him. Here’s how I imagine the conversation went.

Louis: a lot of time has passed and I’ve been really reflecting 

Armand, shoving cherries, a raw steak, tomatoes, and chili peppers into a blender: uh huh

Louis: I think I’m going to give Daniel a call. A lot has changed for both of us and I’d like to retell my story.

Armand, stopping the roaring blender: Do I get to go undercover?!?!?!?!?!

Louis: No. No Armand please. Last time you got way too into it and it was very uncomfortable.

Armand: Ok so my name is Rashid. I’m a 20 year old Muslim man. My parent’s names are Farah and Naeem and I grew up in the countryside outside of Dubai in a small house with four sisters and an alcoholic grandmother. I spent my days bird watching and moving rocks, dreaming of a better life. Until one day you appeared to me like a vision in the clouds and I moved here to the city to be your personal man servant. I HAVE TO GO FIND MY CONTACTS!

Louis: No. No! Armand, this is EXACTLY what I was just talking about. That doesn’t even make any sense!

Armand, dramatically: It is my HONOR to serve a living god!!!!!

Louis: Ok yeah so you’re going to talk to Daniel as little as possible.

#OK HE DIDNT SAY HIS PARENTS NAMES OR WHERE HE CAME FROM #BUT I know he has a whole back story #and it is way too elaborate and sterotypical bc he's not good at humaning #and he never will be bless him #poor Louis has to be so tired sdfgsdfgsdhsd #every night Armand crawls in the coffin tryina rp as rashid #then tries to get louis to validate his performance #i just KNOW it #iwav #iwav spoilers #the vampire chronicles #i'm sorry this is so stupid #and it's probably only funny to me but goddamn i can't stop laughing #ooc #crack #i promise this is the last iwav joke #lestat is gonna drag him so hard for it later sdfgsdfgsdfgsd

[dearmrsawyer]

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#ugh that academic that resigned last year just dropped by campus and i ofc ran into him in the 0.2 seconds i left the library lol!! #tried to have the shortest catch up i could and said i'd just been to a concert and he was like 'i didn't know bts was in town' FIRST OF AL #i know you're saying that to be as condescending as possible bc you think bts fans are the pinnacle of teen-esque fangirl #so i am obviously not gonna be like actually i was seeing harry styles!!!! #i know he thinks he's being 'in on the joke' and funny but actually he is just being :) a jerk :) #he made these kind of jokes ever since i told him i was going to see louis of 1d fame last year #makes me want to hit things lol #i love not working with him anymore \o/ #tp

[sangcreole]

you ever write a starter so perfect and self-contained like a beautiful little tableau of a scene that any following thread replies don’t quite satisfy so you just wanna take it and frame it on the wall by itself

#this isn't abt any of my current threads y'all are lovely!!!! #just thinking abt that one i wrote where louis is like. STARVING. and HORNY. and he's all rough and needy but then the second #he and lestat drop down onto the couch all disheveled and desperate Louis just stares at him and says 'Hi.' #i think about that little vignette so often like it lives rent free in my head LOL #what a cute little weirdo!!!! he is so awkward and funny i love him so dearly. he likes to check in w. lestat but doesn't know how #so it's just. Hi. #*【 ❛I'm not the spirit of any age. ❜ 】 ➤ OOC