#lustard

[scarypug1]

Ah, a sketchy sketch of my favorite ship. Judge me all ya want, but their adorable, so 💜💖. And yes, that’s how I be drawing fictional skeletons, it be cute in my opinion -Scary 

#fell!sans #lust!sans #sanscest #underfell #underlust #sketch #drawing #otp #toughlove #lustard #fust #Don'tstealbitch #killme

[lheart-sinnerlust]

Just out of Boredom, thought to put down some ship names of lustsans and fellsans. one I heard to be ‘Rust’ mine is ‘Fest’ another thats new to me is ‘Lustard’ think thats silly but kinda cute, another one I came up with is ‘CherryPlum’ ya know, SugarPlum and Cherry ehhh? so my own ships are ‘Fest and CherryPlum’ what do you guys think? I can’t think of anymore then those 2 and the other 2 aint haft bad

#ship rust #ship fest #ship lustard #ship cherryplum

[jaskiersvalley]

I just got told that I had to isolate again for 2 weeks after only just being out of isolation. I was feeling super down, but I kid you not, a notification came up for one of your fics, and reading it made me smile for what felt like the first time in a while. So thank you for sharing your work, and making me smile!

Oh dear! I am so sorry to hear you’re having to isolate again for 2 weeks. As a stranger over the internet, there isn’t much I can do to help but maybe a short, silly ficlet might bring you a little bit of cheer. Stay safe, I hope your isolation goes smoothly and you don’t get ill!

Writing was difficult. Jaskier loved it yet hated it. He was fortunate enough to have Geralt’s support. Despite having several books under his belt, somehow he was still struggling to gain traction. All the films and books had lied and Jaskier felt cheated.

“Nobody wants to read mysteries anymore,” he complained to Geralt over dinner one evening. “Instant gratification and plotless idiocy. That’s what the masses want. They want happy ending, romance, the most base form of escapism.”

“If you can’t beat them, join them,” Geralt replied with a shrug. “You could write romance.”

Huffing, Jaskier didn’t reply. He didn’t want to write romance. Well, he could, how difficult was it really? The few he’d read were all formulaic trash. It was stuff he could surely write in his sleep. Plates empty, he pouted at it, still a little hungry.

“I’ll go get the strudel.” That was why Jaskier loved Geralt so much, he always knew what would cheer him up.

A plate with strudel landed in front of him, along with a jug of cream and a carton of custard for Geralt.

“You might want to stir that, it’s been in the fridge,” he warned as Gearlt lifted the custard.

Like always, his words of wisdom fell on deaf ears. He watched as the custard dripped from the carton before a lump fell out, leaving a splatter of drops on the table as it splashed onto the strudel.

“That’s a cumpy lustard.” Geralt frowned. “Cump- Cum- Fuck.”

Jaskier was dying of laughter. “Cumpy lustard! How lecherous! Lumpy custard is no more! Make way for cumpy lustard!”

“Make it your nom de plume for your romance novel.”

At first, Jaskier laughed brightly, head thrown back. Cumpy Lustard encompassed everything he thought a romance writer was.

“Tell you what-” Geralt leaned in over the table, “-write a romance novel, publish it under Cumpy Lustard. Do it in a month and I’ll take us out to that restaurant you’ve been sighing over. The one that does those little hedgehog cakes.”

Jaskier held out his hand to shake with a grin. “Deal.”

He didn’t manage to write it in a month, it turned out that romance novels were a lot harder to write. Even when he based so much of it on his and Geralt’s experiences. It took him three months but he was holding a copy of Cumpy Lustard’s first romance novel in hand. He signed it, dedicated to his darling ‘G is for Grumpy’ and presented it to Geralt.

“Feast of the Flesh,” Geralt read out the title and raised an eyebrow at the cover which looked suspiciously like him. While Jaskier didn’t make the deadline, Geralt still took him out to celebrate. Because, as it turned out, Cumpy Lustard’s writing was a hit.

#geraskier #geralt of rivia #jaskier #the witcher #modern au #tldr: jaskier writes a romance novel

[falled-over]

lustard

#shut up

[cupozo]

Colaborative villain me n some friends did top is my interpretation Charles Lustard III and Charles Lustard VI is @salty--noodles​ ‘

#villain

[herwitchinesss]

perfect #lazysunday :) got some writing in & reading; now persona & lotion & vape time ft @lushcosmetics #lushcosmetics & Lustard from @vapecrusadersllc #vapelife #vapecrusaders

#lazysunday #vapelife #lushcosmetics #vapecrusaders

[rnindylahiri]

Gretchen’s got a boyfriend (Jason) and I’m here Aaron Samuel-less.

#le sigh #lustard #lampost #beware of the plastics #oops personal

[zackmerricknudes-blog]

update: the best friend now has a boyfriend and i remain alone with my makeup collection

#lampost #yep #lustard #me #sigh