There were two questions in my English exam I had the choice between (well, more like seven but I didn’t like the other five).
One was something along the lines of “create a text using features of a specific genre to narrate a character or person overcoming a challenge”
And the other was a text in the form of my choice regarding the image below: it was a key
My ass wrote the shittiest story ever exposed to man based on the first question, walked out of the exam and THEN realised I could’ve plagiarised episode 2 of the magnus archives because that’s definitely legal and the police can’t stop me
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Alice Dyer, love of my life, did you actually say
"babies are cool"
To Celia when referring to her child or did I just imagine the moment I fell in love with your character all over again
Guys she pretends she's so cool and the most characteristic rizzler of all time with a snarky attitude and all but she's just as stupidly oblivious as Sammy boy and I love her very dearly for that
Also old drawing of her and does anyone else thinking she may be the next Lonely avatar or is it just me?
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Showing my mother (an IT specialist) the Magnus protocol and watching the look of horror form on her face when she hears "Windows NT 4.0" and "bedrock that the whole system is based on, and it’s been at least fifteen years since anyone actually knew how it worked."
Laughing my ass off and saying "that's not even the horror part of the podcast"
Only to be met with "yes it is"
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I was like "huh, loads of alchemy in Magnus Protocol, better pick up some books on alchemy to see if they help me understand some hidden themes" so I picked up "Secrets of Alchemy" by Lawrence M. Principe and guys, I'm just sitting there, reading it like:
THERE IS SO MUCH STUFF THAT'S CURRENTLY RELEVANT. DYES (INKS??) BEING ONE OF MAIN SUBJECTS, AN ALTAR WHERE YOU SACRIFICE MEN OF THREE METALS AND ASK THEM QUESTIONS (FREDDY?), GERMAN CODE BEING RELEVANT (???), ONE OF THE MAIN ARABIC SCHOLARS OF ALCHEMY WAS PRINCE FUCKING KHALID (like, ya know, SAMAMA KHALID??).
I'm only TWO CHAPTERS INTO THIS BOOK and already had like five points where I'm gleefully reading it and suddenly going "...wait". I will go insane before S1 even ends.
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DREW THIS 4 THE REAL WILL WOOD SCREENING !!!!! BEST DAY OF Y LIFE. IF YOU SAW A JONATHAN SIMS COSPLAYER THAT WAS ME
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Part two of longing for an Australian version of The Magnus Archives
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“Sorry Elias, I can’t hear you, there’s a Healthy Harold van in the way !!”
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“Statement of Hazza Bazza, regarding the time he was apparently attacked by a drop bear in the middle of fucking no where………. again”
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“So, do we know if it’s pronounced “Ka-lee-o-pee” or “Kuh-ly-o-pee”?”
“I have also heard it said as “Ka-lee-ope”.”
“Fuckin what? By who?”
“the british.”
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“Statement of Shazza, regarding the third accidental burning down of the Bunnings Sausage Sizzle tent, and the unfortunate events that followed”
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“I spy with my little eye… fucking everything”
[MARTIN LAUGHS]
[JON LAUGHS]
[A KOOKABURRA 3KM AWAY ABSOLUTELY LOSES HIS FUCKING SHIT]
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“Statement of Ken the Beetle, regarding his traumatic experiences performing stunts with the apparent ‘children’s’ TV show, ‘Dirtgirl World’ ”
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“Statement of Gary, regarding being bitten on the ass by a snake in a dunny”
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