#manager gossip

[radiance1]

Vlad (Pheonix): Just giving you a heads up, when it becomes known that you are dating me. You will have to fight through my 6 abominable exes, as well as Gary.

Constantine: Why is the 7th one called Gary.

Vlad: Because that is his name...?

Constantine: No, I mean why is he differentiated from the others?

Vlad: Ah. Because Gary is not my ex, he's just Gary.

Constantine: Then why is he-

Vlad: He likes card games, the others are most likely to try and kill you.

Constantine: Noted.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc crossover #dc x dp crossover #You may be wondering #“How does Vlad have 6 exes?” #Well you see young whippersnapper #He's lived a while #So he got around #Only managed to bag 6 people his whole life though #Mosly because of his high standards but still #Gary is just.... Gary. #Vlad played card games with him once and suddenly is declared his friend #Like Gary would fistfight someone for him (Which is what happened to the previous 6 exes so he's the big boss) #(Gary has been deprived of someone playing card games with him so he grabbed onto Vlad first chance he got) #(Vlad cannot get rid of him) #(They also gossip together quite frequently and Vlad brings over treats for said gossip over games)

[anneeeboleyn]

i hate to say it but seems like the way selena gomez and taylor swift were characterized in 2010s justin bieber and one direction fanfics was extremely accurate.

#selena gomez #taylor swift #golden globes 2024 #just girly things #one direction #fanfic #they claim to be girl's girl #but would gossip about you if you unwittingly managed to talk to the guy they had a crush on 2 years ago #Wattpad accuracy #anti selena gomez #anti taylor swift

[3-aem]

thinking about my exit interview that was super informal but at one point i was like okay i will say something positive about the team and my ex manager was like okay

and then we both sat there in silence for a solid minute

#me:…theyre nice people! #my ex manager with suspicious eyes: #delete later #i wanted to try out my buildings laundry machines today #bc i was tired of using the portable one in my apartment #its big and clunky and breaks my tap everytime i do laundry #and i dont have a dryer so massive pain #but it cost me $5.5 and so i will continue doing it in my apartment ❤️ #tbf it wasnt even really an interview i just had to return my shit and was like hey do u wanna hear the tea and gossip #and he was like pulling out a notebook like yea #and then i went off for an hour #hes not a retaliatory dude so it was fine if anything im sure he just took the notes and then went off to figure out solutions or whatever #now i feel like i snitched #i didnt say names but he just kept figuring it out #i was like ppl dont like how ppl drop documentation in code reviews #and he was like is this about gordon and his use effect document #and i was like……………..*speechless* #and then i was like some ppl thing the environment has gotten a tad competitive #and he was like is that from henry #*SPEECHLESS*

[sameteeth]

is billy the bosun again after he comes back from being dead. its not super clear but also they kinda drop ship politics after s1... like whos master gunner... whos the carpenter... does logan get replaced as armorer ??¿? whos the cook?? it cant be silver, but we see him squeezing mucus from eels (hagfish?) in the doldrums... (for an unclear purpose?) ...

#WHERED MR BEAUCLERC GO. #the real mystery is how the walrus runs. like i GUESS u could get away without an armorer MAYBE #but u would absolutely need a carpenter - ships were in need of constant repair #thankfully degroot is the worlds best ships master and most patient and reasonable man ever #but no way was he managing that mess by himself #would LOVE. to see his logs bro u know he was in the heart of all the gossip aboard the walrus. even he didnt want to be #canis watches black sails #<- ostensibly; its going in the tag but im actually writing abt black sails and that inspired this post #black sails

[writingsbychlo]

this is basically EXACTLY the size of beds i picture the bat boys having so they can spread their wings out and be totally comfortable and they don’t touch the floor

#POV: az and his girl cuddling in ‘gossip’ in this and cass still managing to make the bed feel small #he man spreads to ruin the mood and starfishes out

[grassbreads]

Fucking obsessed with this man tbh

#I have somehow managed to do whatever the exact opposite of romancing Astarion is #he’s just my bitchy friend that I can have fun sarcastic side conversations with #and whenever the topic of romance comes up he just starts gossiping about/making fun of my Tav’s thing with Lae’zel #it’s perfect #invasion of the frogs #bg3

[thecryptidart1st]

...Wait, Mike, hold on - you had monster exes too?? How many of you had monster exes?!

Mike: Doug’s a cheating husband with a dominatrix living in the empty void where his soul used to be and flirting with any feminine monsters here; Ethan’s bicurious with mold mutants because he thought his wife died; Henry’s married to his work and his demon. And I’ve only had two boyfriends. The only celibate one here is probably the Janitor

(Day 16)

#inktober 2022 #manager’s special #day 17 #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #michael afton #mike schmidt #fnaf michael afton #resident evil ethan winters #ethan winters #resident evil #finally mike has evolved to his true form: #the snarky co-worker who GOSSIPS about everything

[medievalatrocities]

i thought about this at midnight but just hang on

an au where alistair and fergus have their own true crime yt channel and they force gavin to be their cameraman. however they only insist on recording at the ungodliest of hours because “otherwise the vibes aren’t right”

#oh i have my thoughts on this #alistair would also create false true crimes that would be hidden amongst the true true crime #it becomes a game for the audience to guess which ones are fake #the people that get it correct get shoutouts #and fergus manages to layer in the neighborhood gossip into the videos #“yes her body was never found… just like that one guy in the floor above us who told his kids he was going out for milk” #alistair lowe #gavin grieve #aouv #aood #fergus grieve #for the 100k subs they do a special baking video with hendry #blood tears and prayers are spilt that day #the fire department is kept on speed dial free that #all of us villains #all of our demise #all of us villains spoilers

[sailoreuterpe]

I don't want to care what my coworkers (most barely out of childhood and young enough to be my children) think of me. Still, overhearing them gossip about me and saying that I just need to "fucking relax, man" is difficult to ignore. I'm an adult; I'm nearly forty. But a part of me will always, always be the fat, mentally ill, neurodivergent nerd kid that no one likes.

#Notes by Nikki #mental illness #mental health #gossiping #I managed to hold it together at work #now I'm going to listen to sad music and cry #also I had a disappointment #regarding job opportunities #so it's been a long fucking day #I also lost my phone #but a very nice man/several very nice people #but very confused people #helped me to get it back #bullying #insults #ptsd #childhood trauma

[change-the-rules]

I like to think that post-cheryl and the gang graduating, cheerleading ended up becoming like riverdale's stereotypical euphemism for lesbianism ya know like softball so by the time the river vixens get revived it's like

'i'm trying out for the cheerleading squad' 'oh huh didn't know you flipped that way' kinda stuff

and whilst it is important to me that it's not Because of cheryl in a Super Intentional way, more like part consequence of cheryl's HBIC energy magnifying her Big Gay Energy, coupled with a preexisting higher percentage of on the DL queerleaders already on the squad (I'm looking at you early seasons backwards snapback vixen and 1950's closeted couple who came out the second 50's cheryl did, betty and veronnica also count retroactively fite me) with just a dash of influence from choni's Epic Romance

it is equally important to me that toni and cheryl have been all but like Mythologized at riverdale high particularly to the queer students that follow

like c'mon A Blossom and A Southside Serpent ensured the rumor mill would always pay attention but then they went ahead and had their first kiss during a rescue from an illegal conversion therapy operation for the love of gaia, Absolute Legend behaviour

and its like even without the high stakes backdrop of gangs and cults and serial killers and lethal rpgs and atrcious parenting coloring their narrative

they are undeniably The riverdale high Power Couple, president blossom and first Lady topaz? never met a seat they couldn't share? officially the first sapphic prom queens in riverdale history?

Like the impact of all that and more doesn't get erased in 7-8 years and it's not at all outside the realm of possibilities that there are vixens on the team who have older siblings who were even in school at the same time as choni

which brings me to the main dumb reason this post exists which is i just desperately need a bunch of the vixens 2.0 to be queer and fucking here for the frenemy ex's Drama cheryl and toni are serving in 5.07

like it would be a travesty if there weren't a single Gay^TM to witness this absolute masterpiece of an interaction

from the record scratch music stop at cheryl's entrance (that ive just now decided was absolutely real and done by one of the cheerleader's gf's (who helps out with the tech side of stuff and is sitting on the bleachers recording practice for later analysis) armed with a radio remote control and the impeccable dramatic timing of a queer theatre kid) to toni's self-satisfied greeting from successfully pushing cheryl's buttons

'well,well,well'

'miss winchester herself'

'Another Surprise Visit'

Elton fucking John

'the bitch is back in town' self-referential 😘

'ThIs SqUaD iS mY BiRtHrIgHt'

'wrong' the divorced parents are fighting over the kiddddd

HUN

'so what are you going to do about That?'

the dual HBIC shirts (like Of Course cheryl has a red HBIC shirt in the practice uniform style but toni ALSO got a fucking maternity dress custom made like c'mon mfeo)

The intense eyefucking and insane crackling energy of 2 people who can be anything but indifferent to each other no matter how hard they try

Just All of The That above between them being seen through the eyes of gossipy little high school shits who find themselves actually kind of ridiculously invested in their front row seats for a new installment of the choni saga

#the GSA meeting that day was wild i promise #ive got a bunch a thoughts and snippets From the kids pov but this got long #ive been wanting to write a fic with britta in it #bc i love britta but the a03 tags are lacking #and also alarming to my personal tastes when it comes to her *snorts* #maybe ill tie some of these thoughts into that fic if i ever manage to Get through my s5 rewatch #choni #also kevin's face when he realizes that the halls are alight with 'choni' gossip #and he has to find veronica like what year is it #toni topaz #cheryl blossom #cheryl x toni

[jrobertsons]

me texting my roommate at the speed of light abt hockey drama today despite knowing she does not give a fuck

#i’m annoyed at people acting uppity abt this chicago thing like #sure people want to know for gossip reasons but acting like that’s the only reason is soooooo disingenuous like #this is a team with a lot noted history of covering shit up or letting shit slide that they should not have……..OBVIOUSLY MANY PEOPLE WILL #WANT TO KNOWNWHAT HAPPENED HERE #like oh the team with a track record for shady personnel management made a shady personnel management decision #YEAH WE’RE CURIOUS. #fucking. ANNOYING. BE SERIOUS.

[lower-management]

how's it possible that gossip in Hell travels faster than light speed? Just heard two demons casually chatting about a (private) conversation that happened between me and Satan literally yesterday, like, how the fuck did this information spread so fast-?

#Beelzebub #lower management #//talking about the job offer #Good omens rp #GO #Rp account #//Gossip is everything

[pisshandkerchief]

worst night at work ever

#someone tried to beat up one of my coworkers and my manager. as a result everyone is gossiping and no one is getting any work done #please for the love of god we closed a half hour ago