#md;text

[sunshinerotting]

house and wilson decide the only thing stopping them from dating is that neither of them is a woman so they start secretly dosing each other with estrogen and slipping in she/hers in regards to each other until one of them notices and then it’s a race to see who can forcefem the other one the fastest and the winner gets to be the man

#text #house md #but then…. they both try to lose…… toxic yuri………… #or something idk ive never seen house md this came to me in the shower #what is with me building toxic women out of toxic men lately. god im hot

[oldmanffucker]

this is getting me so bad

#I’m cackling so hard but it’s 4am and I’m staying at my friend’s house and trying to be so quiet #this is killing me lmfaooooooiiiioo #house #text post #house md #gregory house #hilson #james wilson #image post #my post #ref

[bonojour]

they did not have to zoom in on them both straight after this line...,,,,

#text #house md #wilson's puppy eyes on house having his kubrick stare epiphany moment

[v1codn]

house md is so wild because wilson will be like "what are you doing tonight" and house is like "I AM GOING TO BE VIOLENTLY MASTURBATING TO MY RENTED PORN" and wilson is like "oh house! you silly goose you weirdo"

#copy and paste of a text. i senddt to my gc #house md #gregory house #james wilson #v1co

[marthammasters]

May yr new year have more malpractice and homoeroticism than ever 🍾🫂

#lee postz #house md #house #Gregory house #hilson #Greg house #Allison Cameron #James Wilson #Robert chase #Eric foreman #hatecrimes md #hate crimes md #id in alt text #James Evan Wilson #dr house #dr Cameron #dr foreman #dr chase #dr. house #dr wilson

[hugeegosorry]

hi!

#i was debating whether to put nora or cuddy on there and decided to let nora take this one #in da house #gregory house #greg house #james wilson #hilson #house md #house md meme #text posts #textpost #text post meme

[thepunintended]

#house md #hilson #james wilson #greg house #gregory house #text post

[hauntedmoors]

this show rules sorry

#I’m thinking about the other caps I posted where a lesbian entraps a partner into a relationship by donating her liver. great stuff. #I don’t have the chops for it but someone could say some really interesting things about how the show plays with genre awareness / the tug #and flow relationship between love and pain / religion and playing god as a healer / sexuality and love framed by corporate settings #and some good old surgery as sex metaphors #text #house md #liverisms tag

[dollarstorefern]

house when he watches his boy(friend) best friend go through his millionth divorce

anyways i love disappointed wilson-core (every season of this show makes me want to die)

#house md #hate crimes md #gregory house #james wilson #hilson #text post

[florida3exclamationpoints]

House MD + text posts pt. 8/?

#house md #house #gregory house #james wilson #allison cameron #dr. house #hugh laurie #text post meme #house text posts

[rebisrot]

one of my favorite displays of wilson and house's relationship actually comes from the juxtaposition between wilson and cameron. in s3 when cameron visits house during a detox, she sees that he's cut himself and treats it. house asks her not to bandage it, so he can pour alcohol onto it. she says he can rip the bandages off himself. in opposition we have wilson in s1 treating house during a detox when house smashes his hand. house asks him not to splint it so he can smash it against the desk and wilson doesn't. he doesn't reprimand house for harming himself or act shocked that he's harmed himself the way cameron does. he recognizes the inevitability of house harming himself and where cameron essentially says 'don't make me part of your shit' we have wilson saying 'i don't care what you do, just make me part of it.' #1 enabler wilson pull through.

#cameron i love you i promise i think about you outside the context of greg u r such a good character im sorry #house md #dr house #doctor house #greg house #gregory house #house x wilson #hilson #hate crimes md #hatecrimes md #james wilson #allison cameron #text post

[osinthewhite]

you cannot get more clear than this cmon

#house md #dr house #hilson #james wilson #greg house #hatecrimes md #they're gay your honor #seriously this isn't even subtext #it's just text

[oldmanffucker]

#im sorry these screenshots are SO bad. i hate taking screenshots on PC how do you make taking screenshots less horribly clunky on this thing #house md spoilers #someone should write a fic where wilson goes...well yeah #or link me if that already exists pls #house #text post #house md #gregory house #hilson #james wilson #my post #wilson #house quotes

[bonojour]

something about this shot moving from house making sure his leg is still there (very important, crucial part of him) and then moving to wilson being a loyal mutt by his bedside...,,, something something some of the most important things in his life something something two things he doesn't want to lose

#text #house md #hilson

[housebite]

hilson episode masterlist

s1e5 damned if you do - house and wilson spend christmas together

s1e10 histories - wilson asks house to treat a patient

s1e18 babies & bathwater - vogler tries to get house removed from the hospital staff

s2e5 daddy's boy - $5000 is exchanged, wilson and house get dinner with house's parents

s2e7 all in - poker night benefit at ppth

s2e16 safe - prank war!

s2e19 house vs god - wilson tries to attend house's poker nights

s3e7 son of a coma guy - road trip and wilson interrogates house about stealing his pad, "maybe i don't want to push this until it breaks"

s3e22 resignation - wilson and house dose each other with ssris/speed

s4e1 alone - wilson kidnaps house's guitar

s4e3 97 seconds - "i love you", house helps wilson out of a funk

s4e12 don't ever change - house tries to break up amber and wilson

s4e16 wilson's heart - angst with a capital "A"

s5e4 birthmarks - wilson drags house to his father's funeral

s5e11 joy to the world - wilson bets house he can't receive a present from a patient

s5e15 the social contract - "does it bother you that we don't have a social contract?", wilson visits his brother

s5e23 "under my skin" - wilson tries to help house figure out his hallucinations

s6e3 epic fail - house tries out some new hobbies, wilson's along for the ride

s6e7 known unknowns - wilson is set to give a speech at an oncology conference

s6e10 wilson - "if you die, i'm alone"

s6e11 the down low - gay chicken

s6e13 moving the chain - house and wilson fight over their bathtub, leading to a prank war

s6e15 private lives - "be not afraid"

s6e16 black hole - house challenges wilson to furnish their apartment himself

s6e21 baggage - house moves out

s8e20 post mortem - wilson forces house out on a road trip

s7e5 unplanned parenthood - wilson and house struggle with babysitting

s7e19 last temptation - chicken bet

s8e2 transplant - house tries to win back wilson's affections

s8e14 love is blind - wilson, house, and house's mom shenanigans

s8e19 the c word - house takes care of wilson

s8e21 holding on - house is desperate for wilson to stay

s8e22 everybody dies - finale

#i finished season 8 so here's the masterlist as promised #big thank you to everyone who engaged with the last post and gave me suggestions <3 love u guys #i miss the show already so much i want to . die...... #hilson #house md #james wilson #gregory house #text #mine

[buildmeaboy]

House text posts because I am crazy about them <3

#house md #greg house #gregory house #james wilson #hilson #hate crimes md #malpractice md #text post #incorrect quotes #theyre so silly <3