#me smhing at me

[edgecfeden]

should i make a wanted opp tag where m.adison beer and s.ydney sweeney and the r.iverdale girlies are not allowed ?? i feel like yes, somehow

#[ooc.] #me smhing at me #probably not literally i'm just #they are probably 90% of it but there are so many other cute faces too !

[skrunksthatwunk]

skwisgaar punished arc

#twirling my hair hiiiiii metalocalypse fandom #also sorry if i fucked up the boys' designs at all 1) this is my 1st time drawing any of them and 2) i didn't look up refs. lol #truly a fuck it we ball moment #metalocalypse #mtl #skwisgaar skwigelf #william murderface #toki wartooth #nathan explosion #pickles the drummer #skwistok #anyway i binged all 4 seasons in like 5 days. my brain has been hijacked by these stupid awful terrible horrible jerks. >:/ #still need to watch aotd though smhing my head #they jacks off? they jacks off together but it ammenst homoskectuals? it ams more likelies than yous think! #also the straight floor is covered in crumbs. if you even care #see skwisgaar is pretty in that italian leather shoe type way that timothy chalamet is. like paper mache #anyway hope i didn't fuck up their voices too bad more content on the way whatever see ya✌️✌️ #sigh. edit: i resized all the panels bc they were just like. cartoonishly small. they're a bit low res but eh. legible enough for me #i drew it too small </3 a mistake i won't make twice mark my freaking worms #skrunkart

[miutonium]

✨️I'm less busy now so I'm opening back my commissions :D✨️

EDIT: CLOSED!!

Hi hi I'm opening 5 slots for the commission. Taken slots will be updated from time to time

SLOTS TAKEN: 5/5

‼️PLEASE READ MY TOS AND RULES BEFORE YOU DECIDE TO COMMISSION ME!!‼️

🔷️My TOS, art samples and additional rules/info can be read on my carrd here.

🔷️No rush orders will be accepted as I want to balance my time doing work and personal stuff for myself. If you need an estimate for commission turnarounds please refer to my Trello! I date stamp all of my progress from start to finish! Please commission me only if you don't mind waiting for a period of time!

I'm also posting my art samples (personal art) undercut!

And as always, reblogs are highly appreciated 🥰💕💕

🔷️Honoring my last offer, im taking $10 off if you make me draw Jack (Samurai Jack) or Professor Utonium (PPG) :3 (doesn't matter if it's solo, with a canon character or with your s/i oc :3)

🔷️Please DM me if you're interested or have any inquiries regarding my commission!

🔷️There’s no pressure at all if you don’t want to reblog/share but I greatly appreciate it very much if you do 🥺👉👈

Reblogs are definitely very much appreciated 🥰💕💕

#making a new post because i dont want to clutter my prev comm post #no dont worry theres no changes hhh the price is still the same from last post #its a tradition for me to introduce the cat in the last slide #his name is thor and he resides in kitty hell biting people's legs because he pees on mu stuff a lot and made me call 999 thrice #jk i love him! he is my babby i love him so much I know he is smhing at me from kitty heaven while he bites angel's ankles #I'll be reblogging this a lot from time to time until all of my slots are taken! #commission #commission art #commission info #commission is open #selfship commission #selfship commissions #selfship art #selfship #selfshipping #selfshipping community #selfship community #selfship talk #selfshipping art #self insert oc #self insert community #self insert art #artists on tumblr #art commisions

[spoomkeearts]

Everyone I know is making fun of me for liking this man help

#scott pilgrim vs the world #scott pilgram takes off #gideon graves #gideon gordon #THEYRE ALL SMHING ME HELP #I know he’s like a awful person but I’d let him do awful things to me if you know what I mean /J #I DONT MEAN IT….wel maybe #UGH LOOK I NEED HIM LIKE ACTUALLY

[unknownspecies]

unprovoked

#this is after one person said they loved me #ONLY ONE PERSON #EVER #IN MY WHOLE TIME ON HERE #smhing my head rn #the unknown talks

[blackthornass]

My toxic trait is this week with a different flavor of vodka than usual that is only 30% alcohol instead of 35% I’m like BOOOOO WHERES THE AWFUL BITTER TASTE AND STINGING WHEN YOU SWALLOW IT

#instead it’s unbearably sweet. which makes me instinctively grimace less when drinking it but is imo an even less enjoyable experience #this is literally a soft drink is what it is. smhing my fucking head #luke.txt #drunkposting #(perhaps. not quite but I’m getting there)

[saucy-mesothelioma]

Assigning My Friends Horror Movies Because It's My Blog and I Can Do What I Want

Get ready fuckers (affectionate), you're about to get movie recommendations based on your personality and there's nothing you can do to stop me. @ghostb0o: You get Evil Dead 2. For some reason, you've always given me massive Ash vibes and I also stand firm on the belief that you would only see the positives of having a chainsaw hand. @gamermabk: Definitely It Follows. I feel like you would really like Disasterpiece's work on the soundtrack for this movie as well as the overall vibe of it. I also have a feeling you'd really enjoy the ending as well. @paradisequartet: I gotta split it up for the four of you, so here you all are. Blaze: Zombieland. It's one of the most perfect mixes of comedy and horror I've ever seen and we definitely need to watch it sometime. Frost: The Shining. I feel like you would enjoy the atmosphere and just absolute dread this movie can provide. Pandora: Child's Play. Hand's down my favorite classic horror franchise and you can't tell me that you don't have even the slightest amount of killer doll vibes. Crow: Happy Death Day. Although we haven't talked much, you strike me as a person who might find a classic slasher mixed with a time loop intriguing. @oatmealbeaver: You would love Little Shop of Horrors. And yes, I'm counting it as a horror movie because why not. We all know you're a theater kid (derogatory <3), and this has some of the catchiest songs to me. And man-eating plants, obviously.

#if any of you have already watched these movies then that's your fault smhing my head #also no pressure or anything to actually watch any of these #movies are just how I horribly connect with people :) #and if you do decide to watch them then cool; let me know what you thought #horror movies #movie recommendation #sorry not even remotely sorry

[pankomako]

tryna post saul goodman youtube livechat message consisting of a single skull emoji but tumblr just wont let me upload any image tonight

#i dont even go to that fandom and it still wont let me post it smhing my head

[slasher-male-wife]

Slashers reaction to being called a baby girl

If you know anything about me then you know that I love calling men baby girls because I find it so god damn funny. Anyway so I think my mutual @chronic-boogara (who isn't even a real boogara smhing my head) did this awhile back and I know my other mutual @doomh3ad did this for Adam, Kurt and Stu.

Includes: Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Bubba Sawyer, and Patrick Bateman

Warnings: Slashers being violent, slashers being moody and no fun, strong language

Michael Myers

When you first called Michael a baby girl he though it was some kind of weird joke. That you were teasing him and you know that he was actually not a girl.

But the more you do it the more confused and frustrated he gets. He'll eventually have to sit you down and tell you somehow that he's not a girl so stop calling him a baby girl.

But when you admit it's out of love and that you never meant to hurt him he'll take a walk, probably kill a few people and feel better about it.

Just don't call him a baby girl too often.

Jason Voorhees

Baby girl? But he's a man. He thinks you're doing this because he's not manly enough so he's going to be like extra manly to make up for that.

Please let him know that it's a joke early on. Because while he might not get the joke he's going to let you say it more often.

He doesn't mind it like too too much, but don't say it too excessivly. He'd much rather you call him a baby boy.

Bubba Sawyer

You think he's a baby girl? That's so cute! Can he call you a baby girl too? Are his brothers baby girls? What about grandpa?

He wears the baby girl title with pride. He loves being your baby girl and he love that you think he's a girl.

He laughs and pull you into a tight hug when you call him a baby girl. He just loves you and the nickname so much!

Patrick Bateman

By the way you're laughing he can tell you're joking. Don't call him a baby girl again Y/n. He's not messing around.

But if he's in the right mood, maybe you can call him a baby girl once. Just not in front of other people ok?

Fine maybe he finds you calling him a baby girl a little funny too. Just don't make him admit it or else he's going to be very distant for the next few days.

#michael myers #michael myers x y/n #michael myers x you #jason vorhees #jason voorhees #jason voorhees x reader #bubba sawyer #bubba saywer x reader #bubba sawyer x y/n #patrick bateman #patrick bateman x you #patrick bateman x reader

[starriknight]

This happened to me yesterday as well when I was making Spotify playlist of the cds my dad used to make me, but Phil just jump scared me by playing one more time by daft punk😭

Ever since I played it almost every day for like 3-4 months, for our marching band show, I can’t hear it the same

I never knew Philza could do this to me smhing my head

#philza #Philza qsmp #qsmp #daft punk #band #marching band

[bli-o]

cup in my cap, and ima drinka my mimosa, read “keep calm carry on” post’a

where did you go? a-na-na-na

i❤️jack stauber

Dont bully me for my shitass handwriting that would be so so homophobic smhing my head as we speak

#atsv #across the spiderverse #across the spider verse #across the spiderverse fanart #across the spiderverse art #atsv fanart #atsv art #peter b parker #hobie brown #pavitr prabhakar #gwen stacy #miles morales #atsv peter b parker #atsv miles #atsv pavitr #atsv hobie #atsv gwen #jack stauber #hobie takes a nap while miles is entirely ok #there is no hole in the back seat window #gwen is riding a car entirely normally #pav is only laughing about totally normal car ride things #no need to distract the driver #blio spiderman #blios doodles

[superchat]

reading my post over and SMHing and sighing what is wrong with me writing out my thoguhts lmao. abysmal.

[greyisstrange]

SMHING AT YOU SO HARD

DONT SMH AT ME

#slenderverse #alex kralie #marble hornets #ask blog

[sexynbgaming]

whoa who's this cool peep?

smhing my HEAD. It's like you didn't even read my blog description or known me for years, UGH.

[moonkitty]

im bored someone send me anonymous confessions n ill react 2 them or smhing

[cjrpbrackets]

darnnnnnn no second chance for coveveveveveefsteer this timeeee i'm smhing my head and screaming and crying sooooo much and i'm going to be suchhhhh a jerk about it >:{{{{{{ (it's actually completely understandable)

anyway if i can't cheer on crockpot guy again i guess i'll go with ol melbowmeme

The names for these people are what are getting me to make this one noted.

Let's go for it then!

So far, the nominees are:

Byrrus

Dahlia

smoothsailing I think unless it was just speculation

Melpomene

Lag (brand new, @/lagbeyondrepair)

#cjrp nominations