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toxicanonymity · 8 months
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Brothel - Dicks
The brothel, aka real housecreeps, is a meta reality show about the Joels and other blorbos. Normally everything is smooth sailing, but we mostly air the drama.
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Oh no, a producer leaked a copy of the dick HCs and raider Joel just sent me a dick pic with a ruler for scale, claiming I shorted him. I stared at it for a good 60 seconds, then left him on read. Now someone's knocking at my bedroom door. I ignore it and respond to the pic instead. "Sorry 😬"
Raider, muffled outside my door: Think ya might need a better look. (I don't answer) Can I at least talk to ya?
I put on my robe, begrudgingly let him in, and try not to look at the bulge in his tactical jeggings.
Raider: Production told me to take it up with you.
Me: Tell me you didn't send pictures to production. (Raider is silent.) That's sexual harassment. God damnit, in the middle of your PR tour?
Raider hangs his head and seems sorry until he unzips his tactical jeggings and that's the only reason he was looking down. I'm tempted to make him jack off just because, but I shake my head no.
Raider: Be a good girl for me and it'll be over quick.
Me: are you regressing back to March over this? Don't talk to me like a reader, and don't come in here taking your dick out.
Raider nods solemnly, and I sheepishly add under my breath, "unless I tell you to." The toilet flushes and I nervously look toward the bathroom.
Trouble walks out, fully dressed, buttoning his shirt.
Trouble, to Raider: Didn't I tell you to leave this shit alone, man?
Raider: Pool house, huh? You live in the pool house?
Raider sticks his head into the bathroom and sees there's a big, lavish bedroom connected on the other side and the bed is made. Trouble mouths to me, 'want him to leave?' and I shrug like Idk what to do.
Raider: Can you give us a minute, man?
Trouble: I think you should leave, Raid. I get you're upset but don't bust up in here at 6 in the morning.
Me: Neither of you are leaving.
I put Trouble in the cuck chair, Raider sits on the bed, and I sit down at the vanity to finish talking to him. His pants are still open but I'm not looking.
Me (attempting to be comforting) Hey, anything more than 7" is a waste anyway.
Trouble (7") nods.
Raider: this ain't about sweet pea.
Trouble: that's your issue, man.
Me, to Raider: You're the biggest one either way, why're you pitching a fit over less than a centimeter?
Raider and Trouble look at each other. Trouble shakes his head at Raider like, don't say it.
Raider: We know about him.
Oh, shit. Trouble sighs. I play stupid.
Me: you know about who?
Raider: Jojo.
Me: He doesnt have an HC.
Raider: He has a bulge.
Me: I haven't even seen his dick.
Raider: You've seen his dick print.
Me: How do you--
Raider: All I'm askin' for is accuracy, that's it. Ill do ya a dick print if ya want.
Me: Lemme talk to my dick consultant (@jazziepascal ).
Raider: What'd I do? I used to be your emotional support Joel. Your mental health Joel.
I realize maybe he could've helped me through this month if I spent more time with him.
Me: You still are, c'mere.
I open my arms for a hug. We embrace, but his dick is still hard so it's awkward. After the hug, Trouble is making a face like he wouldnt mind being cucked, but I clear my throat , adjust my robe, and dismiss both of them.
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Later that day, the men gather in the kitchen. They're huddled around the table and you can't see Night Walks, but they're all talking to him. You can see balled up pieces of paper on the floor and and on the counter there's an open ream of printer paper and an open tub of vasoline.
Thighs Out: I think you've gotta really slap it down.
(loud smack)
Thighs Out: There ya go. Your turn, slasher.
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toxicbrothel · 7 months
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not sweet pea trying to write a fic where raider joel kisses her 😩 had to gently tell her to keep it in her diary bc she can't do stuff that canon is building up to. it's for her own good. she cried 🥺 then her face darkened 😬 idk if she has another idea
edit: her other idea
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ofmdbigbang · 2 years
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Title: Transformative Work Authors:  @mia-ugly​ (twitter: @many_birds, ao3: mia_ugly) and @pinehutch​ (twitter: @_pinehutch,  ao3: pinehutch) Artist: @morbidjazz​ [twitter: @androktasiaa, ao3: art (androktasia)] Beta reader: @saltbright, ao3: saltbright Characters: Frenchie (Our Flag Means Death), Jim Jimenez, Blackbeard | Edward Teach , Lucius Spriggs, Crew of the Revenge (Our Flag Means Death), Minor/Background Original Characters Relationship(s): Frenchie/Jim Jimenez, Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Oluwande Boodhari/Jim Jimenez, Oluwande Boodhari/Frenchie (unrequited), referenced Oluwande Boodhari/Frenchie/Jim Jimenez, Frenchie & Jim Jimenez & Lucius Spriggs, Minor or Background Ships, Israel Hands/Lucius Spriggs, Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs Rating:  Explicit Additional Tags: Post-Season/Series 01, POV Frenchie (Our Flag Means Death), Superstitious Frenchie (Our Flag Means Death), Metafiction, Story within a Story, Characters Writing Fanfiction, Eventual Happy Ending, Light Angst, Humor, Parody Elements, Canon-Typical Historical Inaccuracy (Our Flag Means Death), Friends With Benefits, Friends to Lovers, Getting Together, Lucius Spriggs Lives in the Walls of the Revenge, Reunions, Drunken Kissing, my enduring disappointment that “kissing the homies goodnight” is not a tag, Neck Kissing, Oral Sex, Penetrative Sex, Open Relationships, Polyamory, Blackbeard | Edward Teach’s Kraken Era, Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Reunion, References to Depression Warnings: Referenced past childhood emotional abuse and childhood neglect; involuntary confinement (in-story); involuntary confinement/medical confinement (referenced in flashbacks); referenced attempted dub-con/sexual coercion (in flashbacks: a character’s first sexual encounter is with a sex worker in response to paternal pressure); toxic masculinity; referenced suicidal ideation and self-harm; referenced minor character death; pirate violence; alcohol use, arguable alcohol abuse, drunkenness; mental health issues. Summary:
“I heard you’re a writer,” Blackbeard says. There’s a sudden rustling sound as Blackbeard kicks something across the floor. Frenchie bends down to retrieve it, and sees that it’s a notebook. Wide and empty, like that one Lucius used to carry around with him. “Write us a better ending then.” Captain Blackbeard has heard about Frenchie’s ‘bit of fanfiction.’ He asks him to write a better ending for his and Stede’s story. Frenchie tries his best but soon other people want to tell the story the way it should have gone, including Fang, Lucius, Ivan, Jim, and ultimately Ed. In the act of surviving and telling stories together, relationships are considered, examined, and developed. Meanwhile, a ship trailing seagulls grows closer and closer on the horizon.
Wordcount: 40k
Author’s note:
Chapters 2/4 are posted as of midnight PDT October 6 - Chapter 3 and 4 will follow in the next few days!
Transformative Work by mia-ugly and pinehutch
Art by morbidjazz
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biofreak659 · 1 year
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 悪魔城ドラキュラ | Castlevania Series, 悪魔城ドラキュラX 月下の夜想曲 | Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, Castlevania: Nocturne of Recollection Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Alucard | Adrian Tepes | Arikado Genya/Lyudmil Characters: Alucard | Adrian Tepes | Arikado Genya, Lyudmil (Castlevania) Additional Tags: Meta, Shipping, very silly i spent too much time on this Summary:
An overly long essay as to why YOU should ship Alucard and Lyudmil.
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metaficco · 2 months
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What is Blackbox in machine learning?
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Introduction
Machine learning algorithms are a potent tool that has been brought about by the rapid advancement of artificial intelligence (AI). 
These Artificial intelligence algorithms aren't explicitly programmed; instead, they learn from data, finding patterns and forecasts. Nevertheless, certain algorithms function akin to a "black box," generating outcomes without disclosing the inner mechanisms guiding their determinations. 
This lack of openness raises the question, "What exactly is a black box in machine learning?" and can be both helpful and worrisome.
Lifting the Lid on the Black Box
Consider providing information such as consumer demographics, shopping preferences, and historical purchases to a machine learning algorithm. 
Like neural networks, the algorithm processes these numbers through complex pathways and generates a prediction: will this customer be likely to lose or make more purchases? A black box is essentially one where the output is a prediction and the input is data, but the internal computations, or data mining, are kept secret.
Transparency Concerns
The lack of transparency poses several challenges. We might not understand why a specific customer was predicted to lose, creating the potential for bias or discrimination. 
This raises ethical concerns, especially in sensitive domains like healthcare or finance. Additionally, debugging a black box model can be problematic, making it difficult to pinpoint and fix errors.
Shining a Light: Techniques for Interpretability
Despite these concerns, black box algorithms offer distinct advantages. They can handle complex, unsupervised learning tasks like image recognition or anomaly detection, where traditional rules struggle. 
Moreover, their accuracy can be impressive, thanks to techniques like hyperparameter tuning and ensemble methods.
Fortunately, researchers are developing techniques to "open the black box," making interpretability a top priority. 
Techniques like feature importance highlight the data points influencing the prediction, while decision trees visualise the internal logic of the model.
Choosing Your Tool: White Boxes vs. Black Boxes
So, when should you opt for a black box? If high accuracy and handling complex data are paramount, and interpretability is less critical, a black box might be the right choice. 
However, if understanding the "why" is essential, consider white box models, which are inherently more transparent but may offer lower accuracy or limited capabilities.
Conclusion
The evolution of black box algorithms in machine learning promises a future where accuracy and interpretability co-exist. 
With ongoing research and innovation, we can leverage the power of black boxes while ensuring ethical, transparent, and trustworthy AI solutions.
Keep in mind that options are not limited to black or white boxes. By understanding the trade-offs and applying interpretability techniques, we can ensure that machine learning is applied responsibly in our increasingly AI-driven world while also realising its full potential.
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marlasomething · 1 year
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Fandom: D&D
(Main) Character(s): Original Characters, Party de Honor Among Thieves
Word count: 1767
Other(s): Basado en la campaña de Waterdeep con mi grupo, publicado en forma de meta, crossover con Honour Among Thieves
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rongzhi · 10 months
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new tumblr desktop layout looks like shit!
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cod-rum · 2 years
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Noodle - background of Xanax pills. used to treat anxiety, depression, and panic disorders. maybe Noodle’s mental health is pretty shaky and she is on medication for it, or possibly is afraid of the idea of becoming dependent or addicted
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Russel - background of security cameras, police badges, and hashtags. clearly meant to reference the rise of documented police brutality, especially on social media. also the three symbols together could imply the paranoia about always being watched, by the government, law enforcement, and online
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2D - background of security cameras. much more erratic, and pulsing to a rhythm. may reference that 2D always feels under surveillance, either from the public or from Murdoc, to the point where it’s as natural to him as a heartbeat
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Murdoc - background of inverted crosses, notably his own chain necklace. he’s also the only one moving away from the camera, who fades into darkness; his faith is not something he is running from, he is willing to sink into it and let it consume him
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beatnikmag · 1 year
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幸宏さんお疲れ様
ありがとう😭
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optiwashere · 2 months
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A.5 Asheera and Shadowheart? i wouldn't know who would be gushing to who about the book though. SH has an obvious choice but what would Asheera read and be passionate about? Asheera must have some good reads!
Thank you so much for requesting this one, Bear! 💜 You're right, Shadowheart's enjoyment of books has been brought up a few times in my fics before, so why not...
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A5. Character A gushes about their favorite book with Character B
"You can't be serious? These are your favorites?"
Shadowheart flicked through the pages of a rebound collection of poems that Asheera had taken with them from Baldur's Gate after they met with her parents. The years weren't kind to the original binding, and Asheera missed the poems within the one Shadowheart held. Tales of lost loves and longing were especially poignant when told by Asheera's favorite wordsmith of them all.
The books, collections of poetry and technical manuals of forges, now rested on a meager shelf in the sitting room of their cottage far away from the ravages of the past. Their home away from the hurt of the past.
"What's wrong with them?" asked Asheera. "They're beautiful."
"This one compares a woman's eyes to glowing blue orbs. And this one?" Shadowheart showed her the flowing script of one of Asheera's favorites. "Isn't the darkness imagery laid on a bit thick?"
"It is, but that's what's so good about it. Mournsoul really touched my heart with these poems," Asheera explained, carefully taking the book from Shadowheart's hands. "And laid on thick? There are so many comments I could make on that, but I'll spare you."
"Don't spare me anything. What kinds of comments?"
"Well, to start, one of us was a Sharran. And it certainly wasn't me."
"And?"
"It's a bit like the pot calling the kettle black?"
Shadowheart grimaced. "Fine, I suppose I have to give you that one. But the orbs? What's your stalwart defense of that, love?"
"Oh, but it's not so terrible in context, is it?"
"What possible context could there be to describe eyes like that?" Shadowheart asked with a short laugh.
Such an earnest little noise. It was joined by a smile that creased the scar on her cheek and showed off the laugh lines on her face.
Asheera countered, "The subject of the poem is a stunning enchantress. Don't wizards like magical orbs?"
Shadowheart laughed again, this time openly and louder until her eyes shone with the humor. It was a precious thing. Such a beautiful look on her face and Asheera couldn't look away.
She placed her hands on the backs of Asheera's and closed the book Asheera held. She stared up at Asheera with that smile still ghosting her face.
"If you ever compare my eyes to orbs," she whispered, "I'll really struggle not to drudge up some old Sharran interrogation techniques."
Even hearing her joke about something that sat unwell with her for years was its own beauty.
"Oh? Think you'll be able to hold me down long enough?" asked Asheera, setting the book down wherever she could. She didn't take her eyes off Shadowheart. "I've been known to overpower you, you know."
"I'll manage." Shadowheart still smiled, but a different light was in her eyes. "Unless you think you can stop me?"
Asheera settled her hands on Shadowheart's waist, broad palms covering so much of her body. Felt perfect underneath her hands like that. Shadowheart's found her hips, and they both dug in with insistent fingers.
"Shall we see?" breathed Asheera.
A particularly strong grip drew a gasp from Shadowheart, whose eyelids drooped to a lidded stare focused on Asheera.
As Asheera walked them back away from the sitting room and towards their bedroom, Shadowheart muttered, "Lead the way then, my Lady paladin."
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toxicanonymity · 7 months
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Brothel - Lincoln watch party
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The brothel, aka real housecreeps, is a meta reality show about the Joels and other blorbos who live on the Toxic Compound. Normally everything is smooth sailing, but we mostly air the drama.
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Slumber party edit by @iamasaddie 🥹. Next 2 my primitive edits. Guest appearances from Joels by @chloeangelic (father Joel) @gracieispunk (maintenance man) and @dark-scape (gladiator)
Saturday 9/16 - Jojo doesn't even live at the brothel but he picked me up on his motorcycle and took me to Starbucks, determined to help me finish Lincoln so he can move in. He keeps making comments about Lincoln like, "he's so careful." I nod and he adds, "chicks just wanna get dicked down, man." I look at him and he whispers, "sorry." But a minute later he's back at it. "when's the last time she had a nice, hard cock?" When I say, "Never," he asks, "NEVER?"
Friday 9/22 - Stepdad and Vampire stop by the writing room, which is a wreck, to ask if Lincoln is really doing this because if so, they're going to Costco to get stuff for their watch party. Cut to the interior of an SUV, Stepdad is driving and Vampire is in the passenger seat hanging onto the ceiling handle.
Vampire says, "Peaches is on her period, ya know."
Stepdad, "No shit. Why do you know that, man?"
Vampire gets self conscious, "It was in the last fic."
"You always read his fics?"
"Well, I read the warnings, then. . . Hey, what's on our shopping list?"
Stepdad takes a sharp turn and the camera angle goes crazy as a crew member slams into the back window. Stepdad asks the crew, "what kinda hijinks y'all think are goin' down in Costco, anyway?"
Stepdad and vampire realize they don't have a shopping list, so they call the Joel mansion. Thighs puts them on speaker. Slasher wants budweiser. Night Walks yells "TAKIS" in the background. Jojo wants cherry coke. Raider wants bison burgers and Trouble volunteers to grill. Stepdad asks if the "other guys" are coming back so they know how much to get.
Flashback to Stepdad's party in August
The doorbell rings and Night Walks answers it. It's a priest. Night Walks stares at him and says, "we're good, man" and closes the door. The doorbell rings again and Trouble answers it. It's a Joel in a toolbelt, talking to the priest.
Night Walks texts me to ask who are these guys? I say this is a big thing, all the Joels on tumblr are invited, plus all the blorbos on the Toxic Compound. It's @chloeangelic's Father Joel and @gracieispunk's Maintenance Man!Joel. Night Walks asks, "he's not, like, a prude priest is he?" And I respond LOL. Lincoln does a double take when he sees who walked in, and he gives them a what's up nod. I yell from off screen, "MY OFFICE IS BROKEN." Maintenance man sighs and adjusts his toolbelt. Raider tells him I'm joking and points to a chair for Maintenance Man to sit down. Someone else is at the door. It's a practically naked but battle-ready Joel. It's @dark-scape's Gladiator Joel, and he roars at the top of his lungs, "PARTY'S HERE."
The phone rings. It's a menacing, digitized voice. "room for a few more?" The line goes dead and seconds later, the door opens. It's Ghostface and behind him, a popcorn cart is being wheeled in. Production bumbles around trying to find the right place for the cart. The door is still open. Michael Myers walks in with Corey Cunningham. Slasher pops up out of his seat and Michael turns to walk the other direction. Instead, Slasher introduces himself to Corey who also wears a mechanic suit.
Everyone has a great time and cheers when Stepdad gets it in. They all slap him on the back and carry him around the room.
Back at Costco
On the phone, Trouble says no, just brothel Joels for Lincoln's party. The fic is too long, he's too unsettling, and we don't want to scare all of Tumblr away.
Stepdad is determined to make the Costco trip as boring as possible so production doesn't send a crew with them next time. They go around the store and Stepdad has an exaggeratedly straight face. Every time vampire gets excited about something, like the $1.50 hotdogs, Stepdad nudges him to remind him it's boring. Vampire straightens his face and nods.
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Watch Party
Later that night, the guys are huddled around watching. Vampire is on the edge of his seat, and even gets down on the floor to be closer. Then he sits back and tries to hide how aroused he is. Some of them cheer upon penetration but not as enthusiastically as with Stepdad. At the end, most of the guys give Lincoln a high five or fist bump, but a few of them clearly don't have their heart in it. Slasher is on Lincoln's side, "Hey what's wrong with you guys? been on his case for months and he finally did it"
"Just be straight with her, man," Raider says.
"I didn't lie to her," Lincoln claims.
Raider squints at him "Whatever, man. Glad your shit's over soon."
Vampire thinks it was the best episode all season. "Link, that was amazing," he tells him in all honesty. "Did ya get to keep the dress?"
"Yeah," Lincoln nods.
"And that was only day 2 or 3, right?"
Lincoln looks at Vamp blankly and asks, "day 3?"
Stepdad tries to come to vamp's rescue by saying "Day 3 of… this party," but Vamp doesn't catch on.
"No, I mean you've prob'ly got a couple more days," he gestures around his lower abdomen. Lincoln's nostrils flare and Vampire meekly adds, "if you're into it."
Lincoln asks, "are you tracking Peaches?"
Vampire looks at Stepdad, realizing his mistake. Everyone gets quiet. Lincoln repeats, "Are you tracking her period?"
The guys look at each other and shake their heads no, like Lincoln is out of line for the accusation. "No one's tracking your reader's period, Lincoln," Trouble scoffs.
They act like Lincoln is crazy for even thinking it.
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Thank you for reading!
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toxicbrothel · 7 months
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consulting work 🕸️
The front gate of the compound calls to ask if Kylo Ren from Nostalgia by @dark-scape can come in for a consultation with the Joels. Sure, but there's a catch. He has to pick up Ben Solo from Ben's Hardware on his way in. Nostalgia fangirls a little bit because dark-scape's poster for that guy was great and led to toxic posting fic on Tumblr to begin with.
Nostalgia goes by the hardware store, but it's all spooky and abandoned, covered in cobwebs, and there's no inventory. "Is someone out there?? Help!!!" a man yells from the back of the store. A security guard rolls his eyes and says, "it's just a Hux. can I help you?"
Nostalgia says he's looking for hardware store owner. The security guard explains Ben is in Cryo and offers a map to the hospital. Cryonics in the basement.
Nostalgia gets there and when he's waiting for the elevator, he starts to get creeped out. The doors open and nurse!Joel is standing there with cart full of IV bags and a syringe. "You lost?" He asks and pockets the syringe.
Nostalgia starts to say he's looking for cryo then gets uneasy and says he has somewhere else to be, but nurse!Joel insists on escorting him to the basement. Once Ben is unthawed, Nurse!Joel asks Cryo Ben to ask me if he has any mail.
Ben is so excited to get out of cryo. They walk together to the prime time brothel mansion and Nostalgia rings the doorbell. The Joels give them a warm welcome. They're concerned about Ben's color, but vampire thinks he just needs a snack. Ben declines.
Nostalgia Kylo wants a dirty talk consultation. Night Walks rolls his eyes, like that's the only thing he's good for. Thighs is friendlier, "ok, so what's goin' on?"
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Kylo: I want to tell her I'm going to do something really hot, like "I'm gonna make you cum 10 times" but not that bland.
The Joels: Are you actually going to do what you tell her you're going to do?
Kylo: *waving his hand dismissively* That's besides the point.
The men murmur in disapproval. "That's not cool, man," night walks shakes his head.
Kylo: I don't think you're understanding me. I just need to say whatever it takes in this exact moment to get her to look at me like I'm her hero. Whether I do it or not is future Kylo's decision. *shrugging* He'll probably be satisfied once she compliments his fucking and they both cum one time though.
Thighs: Future Kylo? That's not how this works, buddy. One fic one Kylo.
Kylo apologizes and the Joels help him come up with a strategy. Kylo gesticulstes as he repeats the plan back to them. The Joels nod quietly and follow his hands as he gesticulstes. A few of them seem intimidated by the size.
Unfortunately for Ben, being unthawed doesn't necessarily mean his fic is about to get finished.
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thishappenedinsmt · 3 months
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I’ve played SMT IV and V, what other games should I play to better understand the references you reblog here
ooooh good q
saying "all megaten games + persona" would be a huge copout and VERY tedious so I'm just gonna say:
SMTIII (Nocturne), SMT Strange Journey, Apoc are the big ones (other than IV or V, obviously) I post about. Though honestly, you don't really need to play much of anything to get stuff like major plot beats. You could do some light wiki digging also to get a read on a character/event/place if you want to understand a joke without having to play an entire game. No shame in that. It's a very "hold on lemme google something. yeah this is funny" kind of thing. Hopefully it'll get more folks to be like "damn what happens in these games?" and gets them to play or at least know about them! i love spreading awareness of things i love through stuff like silly jokes
I make occasional refs to I and II also but I think you can get the gist of them without playing (SNES titles are simple like that).
my fave persona games (i.e. the ones i reference most, though they all have importance to me) are the P2 duology and 4. Getting into 3 more also because Reload is coming out soon. Those too, maybe? I dunno.
I'm not as versed on Soul Hackers 1 or 2 as the other games but I might drop a ref here or there.
I have yet to really get into DDS or Raidou's games but all the cool megaten fans i know seem to think they're awesome so I still have work to do.
Anyways, that's my blurb. Hope this is at least a little helpful
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Daily Painting
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metaficco · 4 months
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