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holding-monsters-hands · 8 months

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How insecure are the dummies? HCS

(Credit to: @valpukejuice )

Slappy acts like he’s incapable of feeling insecure, and as usual: acts like hot shit regardless of the situation he’s in.. however, anyone who’s known him long enough knows that he’s insanely insecure, 100%.

Snappy is similar to his brother when it comes to trying to hide his insecurities, Though he’s a lot worse at hiding it than slappy. He’s a bit more emotionally prone, leading him to be more vulnerable around those he sees as trustworthy.

Wally cries himself to sleep at night and I’m a firm believer in this, he refuses to show any feeling that could be seen as “weak”, regardless if he has a good support system or not. I wouldn’t say he’s as insecure as slappy, but he definitely has quite a few demons.

Dennis is a sensitive guy, he’s more than capable of becoming confident.. but it’s hard for him. And it’s especially hard for him to accept any sort of compliment or praise that comes his way, he just assumes it’s out of pity, and therefore just won’t accept it. He’s a bit paranoid when it comes to whether or not people genuinely like him or if they’re just around him due to obligation: feeding into his deepest insecurities.

It depends on the day for Rocky, some days he feels more insecure than others. But for the most part, he’s gotten more confident with time.. and he’s given less of a shit, just generally forming a “I’m too old to care about what other people think” attitude, and he definitely rocks it!

#goosebumps #slappy the dummy #snappy the dummy #rocky the dummy #dennis the dummy #wally wood #mr wood

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geesebumps-stuff · 3 months

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Slappy: 'You'll never find the body' is such a boring threat. A better threat would be; 'You'll never stop finding the body.'

Wood: Or just say, 'They'll be finding parts of you for at least four months...and you'll still be alive for three of them.'

Slappy: Now that's a threat!

Rocky, covering Dennis ears: *horrified silence*

#incorrect quotes #slappy #slappy the dummy #goosebumps #wally wood #mr wood #dennis #rocky

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horrorland-nuiscance · 4 months

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(( Official refs btw :) ))

#goosebumps horrorland #mr wood #goosebumps

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mimidrawzzz · 4 months

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The geeb and the wooden man

My friend @missfear13 suggested that we draw our comfort characters like the Steven Meme

I keep looking at it, love how it turned out

#goosebumps #The princess and the goblin #mr wood #Froglip #Prince Froglip #comfort character meme #art collab #steven universe meme #collab #steven universe #Our BBGs #comfort character #Sassy men

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feathermushroom · 9 months

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2 troubled kids and one old dollmaker lady

Jhon and his dear weird son

Slappy and Mr wood being nice siblings as aways

#rl stine #goosebumps #slappy the dummy #snappy #goldie the dummy #mr wood #jigsaw #saw #jhon kramer #billy the puppet #billy dead silence #dead silence #mary shaw #oc #high school au #what im doin here

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puppetrave · 30 days

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silly guyy

#goosebumps #slappy the dummy #mr wood #cahethal’s insanity

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letzgetsilly · 1 year

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Goosebumps theory: Mr Wood timeline of events

Ok this may be a little bit insane and the formatting may be off because I’m copying and pasting all this from where I was rambling in a friend’s Minecraft server’s Discord chat. But anyway without further ado:

This is how I think Mr Wood/Wally's life went. The books I'm getting this info from (in the order they were published) are Night of the Living Dummy, Bride of the Living Dummy, Slappy's Nightmare, I am Slappy's Evil Twin, and Slappy: Beware. Warning, this is a long ol’ post and contains spoilers!

So in I am Slappy's Evil Twin we learn that Slappy, Snappy, and Mr Wood were made by a ventriloquist and puppet maker named Franz Mahar in Britain in the 1920s, all made out of wood from a stolen coffin. We can infer that Goldie was also made by Franz, though she isn't mentioned because she hadn't made an appearance yet. Things get tricky here because Mr Wood, Snappy, AND Goldie were all said to have been created 'side by side' with Slappy but that's kind of impossible lmao. Slappy and Snappy are the only 2 who are described as being completely identical, though Mr Wood does come close enough to Slappy's appearance that he's almost exclusively reffered to as 'Slappy's twin'. Goldie was probably created first because she has the most powerful magic, then it was either Slappy & Snappy or Mr Wood, or Mr Wood was created last. All we really know is that Mr Wood is Franz's least favourite because of how he treats him, but idk if he treats him this way because of what Mr Wood did to him or if he just doesn't care for him much because he was created after the others? Or maybe Slappy & Snappy were created last and they're his favourite because they're like his final ultimate creation? This could really go either way. They were brought to life by a magician named Kanduu who Franz worked with, but after Mr Wood attacked Franz on stage he found that Kanduu had used his magic to turn the dummies evil which like ok wow, dick move there bro. Franz then runs away and moves to an isolated town in America where he continues to make puppets on his own. Slappy 'n co. are absolutely mental and so just go around the town fucking shit up, so of course the locals are pissed at Franz. They end up catching Mr Wood and burning him on a bonfire, and Franz fakes being upset about this but when he goes back home he just laughs with Slappy because that's his favourite little boy and he is so pleased that the townsfolk think Mr Wood was behind everything and will now leave him and his guys alone.

^ There is a bit of a discrepancy with this backstory though. In Slappy: Beware, Slappy claims he was made by an evil sorcerer 200 years ago in an evil tower but I am 100% certain he is just making shit up to sound cool. Or he genuinely believes this because he literally has a peanut butter sandwich in his head.

Now we know Mr Wood obviously survives this fire because he appears in other books. Maybe being framed and falsely accused from Slappy is the reason he hates him so much, though maybe he always hated him because as seen by the 'beat down of 1920' he is just generally violent. Anyway so while the first book published to feature Mr Wood was Night of the Living Dummy, I think that the next book in the timeline is Slappy's Nightmare. Yeah that's right baby, I think Slappy's Nightmare is a PREQUEL!!! WHAAAAT!!!!!!!

For some context though we need to take a look at Bride of the Living Dummy. In this book, we see that Slappy now currently belongs to an enthusiastic young guy named Jimmy O'James, for some reason depicted as a spineless old man in the TV series but I digress. This book doesn't have Mr Wood in it but it is very relevant because of Jimmy! Our precious Jimmy! Puppeteering them blind! Jimmy and Slappy work together to entertain kids at the town's local theatre, and because Slappy is alive Jimmy is like "wow I really hit the jackpot with this guy I'll be the best ventriloquist ever and make so many people happy with my performance!" but SIKE Slappy is evil and abuses Jimmy behind the scenes. Jimmy ends up running away from home I think? Or something? But we do know that Slappy eventually finds his way back to Jimmy because they are performing together again in Slappy's Nightmare.

SO this is where Mr Wood makes a return, but under the name of Wally. On the Goosebumps Wiki they are listed as 2 separate characters, but it's pretty much unanimously agreed upon that Mr Wood and Wally are the same character because they are both described as looking similar to Slappy, both hold a grudge against him, both have even worse anger issues than Slappy does, and both have blue eyes. The ONE teeny tiiiiny issue is that 'Wally' is described as having brown hair, but there are several non-canon (I think it was on a backpack) and dubiously-canon (Enter HorrorLand, the French cover of Night of the Living Dummy) depictions of Mr Wood where he has brown hair. So idk. Maybe his hair was dirty or he put like temporary dye in it or something. All I know is it's pretty much unanimously agreed upon that Mr Wood and Wally are the same.

Anyway tangent aside, most of this book doesn't count because, as the title suggests, it's Slappy having a nightmare, but there is a lot of relevant info in the parts where he is awake. We know that Slappy is still performing with Jimmy and that Jimmy desperately wants to get away from Slappy while continuing his dream of being a ventriloquist but is scared of failure and that if he stops performing with a living dummy everyone will see his lips moving (bro thought he was gonna be Archie Andrews 2 <-- nerd reference for fellow puppet fans ONLY). But at the end of the book, he gets Mr Wood (Wally) and reads a spell that will put Slappy to sleep and wake Wally up. So Slappy is now 'dead' and Mr Wood is now 'alive'. And while this bothered me for quite some time because how would Slappy come back for the later books, I think it makes sense with this prequel theory, because this leads on PERFECTLY to Night of the Living Dummy.

Despite the most famous cover of this book, the original American cover, having only Slappy on it, and the modern cover also featuring only Slappy, Slappy is actually BARELY relevant in this book AT ALL. Most of the crazy stuff that happens is all because of Mr Wood. So the book starts with the Powell twins playing on a construction site because this was the 90s and nobody cared about children's safety, when they find a dumpster with Slappy in it. Lindy claims it and Kris gets jealous, so her parents go out and buy her a dummy that is just like the one her sister has, and it's Mr Wood baby!!! This was the first book published with these 2 in it. The birth of absolute legends. We'll get back to the Powell twins later but we need to figure out, what happened in between Slappy's Nightmare and the first Night of the Living Dummy if it really is a prequel? And this is where we go to Slappy: Beware for one crucial clue. I know I already disparaged this book because Slappy is as about as unreliable as an unreliable narrator can get, but he has zero reason to lie about this because it makes his brother, who he hates, seem more successful than him, so I believe it's reall. I also haven't read Slappy: Beware but I know this is in it as a major plot point.

In the Goosebumps universe, there is actually a line of mass-produced replicas of Mr Wood, and Slappy uses this to his advantage by disguising himself as Mr Wood and hiding in one of the boxes so he's bought and gifted to a kid.

Why would Mr Wood be famous?

Because, I think, after putting Slappy to sleep and waking Mr Wood up, Jimmy began touring with Mr Wood instead. People took notice of 'how good of a ventriloquist this Jimmy guy is' (I mean wow, it's almost like the dummy has it's own voice or something!) and he got on talent shows and even like TV and stuff. They get merch deals, including producing those replicas, which is a real thing that happens irl with famous ventriloquist dummies like this literally irl happened with Slappy. But it's not to last because just like his brother, Mr Wood is an evil little shit and is exceptionally violent. Perhaps they got into an argument over the fact Jimmy was profiting off of Mr Wood's likeness now, who knows, all we know for certain is that Mr Wood ends up in a charity shop and Slappy ends up in a dumpster.

Anyway, so in the first Night of the Living Dummy book it's actually Mr Wood who's going around fucking shit up and vomiting green slime on people, Slappy is just completely normal and does nothing throughout the entire book. Eventually though Mr Wood's head gets crushed by a steamroller. Bummer! And then one of the twins accidentally brings Slappy to life and boom, twist ending!

There is something else I'd like to briefly mention, Mr Wood was actually the protagonist of the 2008 online game Enter HorrorLand (which is why it's the piece of lost media that most desperately needs to be found). The canonicity of this game is a little dubious and peculiar as all the books in the HorrorLand series link to this game as if it's part of that same universe and the books all end with maps that match up exactly with Enter HorrorLand. So it's possible he somehow survived the steamroller? God I hope so. I really really hope so.

Anyway that was the story of undertale thanks for reading lol :P

#I am very normal about my favourite character #goosebumps #mr wood #goosebumps mr wood #goosebumps slappy #Slappy the Dummy #Night of the Living Dummy #goosebumps theory

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holding-monsters-hands · 6 months

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I need comfort from Mr. Wood HCs… what would he do or say to cheer Y/N up?

Also happy spooky month 🫶🏻

happy spooky month, my friend! I hope these are to your liking 🖤

Mr.Wood comfort HCS

Depending on how close the two of you are, is going to reflect on how willing he is to comfort you. Whether your relationship is leaning towards platonic and/or romantic, he doesn’t like to show he has any smidge of empathy unless he REALLY knows you and likes you.

But let’s say, in this case: He really cares for you, and he’s gonna try his damndest to help you in your time of need.. which to anyone else, is quite out of the ordinary for him.. but for you? you get a little bit of special treatment. (and I do mean, very little.)

He’ll try to bring you somewhere more private, mostly so you don’t feel embarrassed or overwhelmed by other people seeing you upset, but also so he’s able to keep up his little ‘macho’ act intact.

I mean, c’mon.. he’s Mr.Wood! He may have his soft moments, but remember: he’s stil mostly a hard ass.

Depending on what you need at that very moment, you can bet he’ll make it happen. If you need water? done. Snacks? done… physical affection? begrudgingly done.

Though admittedly, he likes being snuggly more than he’s willing to admit, but i’m sure you’d know this by now.

He’ll try to offer a few words of affirmation, though for the most part it’ll end up with his foot in his mouth, or with him upsetting you further despite having your best interest at heart.

So, he often opts to cheer you up with some act of service, in a sort of ‘Hey this makes me feel better, maybe it’ll help them?’ kind of sense, though he’ll only request you to be direct with him on what you need or want. After all, you mean quite a lot to him.. and he isn’t ready to lose another person, not again.

#goosebumps #goosebumps x reader #wally wood x reader #mr wood x reader #mr wood #wally wood

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geesebumps-stuff · 5 months

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At the Zoo for the first time

Slappy: What are they in for?

Stine: Slappy, this isn't a prison.

Snappy: So they can leave?

Stine: No, but-

Wood, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

#goosebumps #incorrect quotes #slappy #slappy the dummy #wally wood #mr wood #snappy #rl stine

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horrorland-nuiscance · 5 months

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Hehehehehehe

Michael: Did you guys hear that?

...Wait, I think I've.. heard that laugh before..

Someone's here! Willow, DO something.

OOOKAY, GRABBING THE BASKET NOW BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE STARTS STEALING STUFF THAT COULD KILL US.

[Willow snatches the red jack-o-lantern basket from the shelf it was set on a while ago, and clutches it tightly to his chest.]

Man of course it had to be elder gods we started dealing with first once we opened, it couldn't have been something EASY like a ghost, or maybe a werewolf or sasquatch but SURE SURE let's just fight chthulu next that sounds GREAT.

#hatchetfeild arc #mr wood

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mimidrawzzz · 4 months

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Merry Christmas from the Wood Family ❤️