#my god he can fish

[crazymecjc]

I’m back with niche souyo content (tsuritama roleswap au)

#oof my art i guess #persona 4 #carissa speaks #yu narukami #yosuke hanamura #teddie persona 4 #souyo #tsuritama #I need you all to understand the vision #protagonist yosuke moves to small town and promptly meets teddie who moves in with him #yu has lived in the town his whole life with the dojimas but bc he’s not the protag he doesn’t have any social links #so he’s emptiness leaning #he works at junes in the outdoors section #and he can fish #my god he can fish #teddie power of friendships yu and yosuke into fishing together #and they help each other open up and stuff #also teddie is an alien and they have to save the world (through fishing!) but that’s basically the plot of p4 anyway so #I’m normal as you can see #akira kurusu is also possibly there #there’s a duck #10/10 go watch tsuritama it’s a very very fun time #this drawing was truly for me and just for me but I like how it turned out so y’all can have it as a treat #I love a lil screencap redraw I rlly do

[poppytuft]

trying not to talk too much abt the bear s2 but im Really fuckin frustrated that even with everyone demanding that they’re sooo media literate and sooo smart that no one has talked about claire and the way she sparks audience discomfort. like, she feels out of place within the show because CARMY cannot accept that he is getting this good thing—she feels out of place in HIS life. she’s actually crafted to be the ideal girlfriend, with glowy bokeh lighting in a grocery store and beauty shot close ups and a sweet instrumental leitmotif to show to you, an audience member, that she’s too good to be true in carmys eyes. if you’re an audience member, she raises alarm bells in YOUR head because she raises alarm bells in HIS. he literally tells us that—that’s the crux of his final monologue, that he doesn’t believe he can have the life of food and wines best chef and a life of love and human connection. he doesn’t believe he’s deserving of good things because his family has always been so fucked, because nothing he’s ever tried to hold together has held together—except for his cooking. it’s done this way on purpose, to make you feel that anxiety that he feels around this relationship, and to make you question why you feel it too

#the bear s2 #the bear spoilers #the bear #eenposting #carmy berzatto #the bear s2 spoilers #the bear season 2 spoilers #IDK IF THIS IS PHRASED RIGHT BUT LIKE #DO YOU REAAAALLY THINK THAT THE WRITERS WHO GAVE US FISHES ARE GOING TO DO SOMETHING UNINTENTIONAL #LIKE YOU. YOUUUUU #oh my GOD #everythifn in this show is so fucking meticulously crafted. CLAIRE WAS PURPOSEFUL #claire was PURPOSEFUL she was kind and lovely and beautiful and lived a perfectly mundane life which is NOT THE LIFE YHAT CARMY LIVES #and he can’t find the place where those two things meet #he can’t find the place where calm and peace and love and adoration exist next to or inside the chaos of culinary life #and while there IS A PLACE WHERE THEY CAN LIVE TOGETHER. everything that happens to him this season yells at him that it’s impossible #and confirms this ridiculous notion #his uncle sydney the fridge moment. they’re all just fuckin yelling at him that it doesn’t work #BUT. RICHIE NAT AND CLAIRE HERSELF. ALL CONFIRM THAT THEY COULD EXIST TOGETHER #he just can’t find it. and he won’t find it till he makes peace with himself and his childhood #and figures out WHY he got into this business (he still is trying to prove something. he’s still trying to prove he’s worth it) #edit: INCH RESTINNG YOU ALL TOOK THIS TO SHIPPING AND SYDCARMY. NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABT THAT GUYS #NEEEEEVER SAID ANYTHING ABT TJAT.

[minecraftbookshelf]

Codfather Jimmy Solidarity of The Swamp, Post-eeveelution

art comissioned from @iliveonmylaptop

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Pre-eeveelution

Lizzie

#marriage of state au #solidaritygaming #the codfather #empires smp #empires s1 #i am screaming about this so much #artist does have commissions open for the record #you should commission them #yes you #rain rambles #pro tip zoom in on his eyes #he has fish eyes! #lookit the lil lopsided fish god! #is like if nemo was the swamp monster #also every time yall say something nice about the art in the notes i get to screenshot it #to show my partner who did the art #so please say nice things in the notes that i can show them! #mos: art #mos: jimmy

[spotsupstuff]

(shoves a microphone in your face) fish tit mayhaps. would you allow fish tit to happen

whatchu mean "allow" that shit is a legitimate part of his design, he speaks thru his tit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he would NOT stand for having his voice muffled, void forbid!!!!!!!!!!!! his SPEAKER TIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he needs the world to hear his COMPLAINTS

here have a bonus drawin of him later in his character arc utilizing the carry on tit parenting method while babysitting a scav kit

#Spot says stuff #rw #oc tag #oc: fish inside a birdcage #god damn that first pic has the best most well character defining fish expression ive drawn so far. das the he. #my headcanon is that iterators speak thru speakers installed within their chambers not thru their puppets #fish is special tho n has a speaker in his puppet so he can give good presentations in the basement of the shrine. so he has Dos ✌ voices #fun a lil gorey fact: once he collapses his speaker tit (and head) get sheared clean off in the crash. yes the puppet still moves around

[masquenoire]

Roman's not much of a gamer but if he were, this would be a pretty accurate representation of what he'd be into.

#💀 || musings #!shitposting #Still doing those two truths and a lie memes! #Got a few done and stashed in drafts until more of them are done so I can release batches #I got quite a few which I appreciate a lot so I have plenty to be occupied with this weekend while I ease back into writing! #Thank you all for being so patient with me it's nice to be back on Roman again now I'm over my slump #Curated dashboard some also to reduce anxiety #This video though god #Roman's not much of a gamer because why would he be doing this in a game when he could be doing it for real? #So much more satisfying #Bit of a silly before I cook dinner #Family is getting pork belly with egg chips and plum tomatoes while I'm making steak and broccoli teriyaki stirfry #Been on a really good diet which is helping massively with mood and inflammation tons of fruit veggies eggs nuts and stuff #More fish and only occasional red meat

[bajablastable]

black water submerging boats..

#he xuan #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #i just wanted to practice not drawing chibis #then the harsh reality of not being good at coloring hit me. when in doubt do lineless #to the fbi agent watched me google things ranging from 'ANIME SIDE PROFILE' to 'fish skeleton' i can explain #fun fact i planned for him to be in water #then i was like oh my god how do you draw water #THEN i was like how do u draw i nthe DARK water #and gave up after googling it. i love art

[ravensilversea]

Yes I have to fling various KHR characters across my screen to use half my buttons/read my messages. But consider: It's free aquarium

#khr #the khr shimeji-ees #hibari gets a little kusakabe to pull him along while he takes a nap during the climbing animations #squalo fishes a shark up and that shark turns into a squalo wearing a shark costume that just lies there for a second before getting uo #also shark!squalo can scootch like an inchworm #mukuro keeps multiplying in godawful numbers #tsuna pulls new tsunas out of the ground via pulling on a pair of bunny ears like a carrot #xanxus yanks a wine bottle up to summon another xanxus #and hibird can hang upside down from the top of my screen #how can i not be entertained by this #O MY GOD MUKURO PULLS UP PINEAPPLES TO MULTIPLY

[diseaseriddencube]

I'd let this man stomp on me 😍❤️

#1 nen a gumi no monster #babygirl you are so traumatized I love you #YES! YES!!! YOUR DEAD FISH EYES AND BLANK EXPRESSION ENDEARS ME #god he's so perfect 😍😍 #I'm doing a reread and collecting potential icons for him #but idk where to use it #I like having Fushi on this blog #and my main has Hooni #idk where else to put him 😭 #nothing's stopping me from just switching icons every month but yk #Jimi can wait until I'm tired of Hooni I guess

[dolokhoded]

simon peter is the funniest apostle to work with because in theory he's the most loyal, most by-the-book of the apostles so you'd expect him to be the most logical and collected one but 80% of his concerns (pre crucifixion then everything went downhill and they all died) are that he has a crush on every person he encounters

#🧅 #im not religious just insane.jpg #true poly disaster. funniest shit ever. #cause yknow simon p's a fisherman he's married he's a very poster family man #and he loves his wife he really does. im not gonna make the only guy who's married fucking Hate his wife and want to like. go have gay sex #instead cause mlm good mlw bad. but he does have his. Issues. concerning how he views women #he's gonna work on that though i'm not leaving him like that don't worry. peter already knew the torah by heart probably for peter turning #to god meant learning how to respect women. and yknow people he considered 'ungodly' in general. to respect humanity as he respects god. #tee hee i love this arc. i love all of them but i dont ever rlly talk abt this one. #but anyways yes he does love his wife. #then some strange guy shows up while he's fishing and he's like follow me son of jonah i will make you a Fisher Of Men. and peter's like #TEE HEE OKAY JESUS i will come fish men with you. #which......okay....simon....... interesting that u wanted to do that..... with zero context.... #and then cue weird thing with magdalene. which. they don't end up together by Any Means. #they hate each other. they have not spoken in a civil manner once. but they do have a weird bond between them than only aromantic people #can understand. #WHICH BTW i already knew there's a thin line between polyamory and aromanticism. but it really showed when while trying to #explore how peter experiences polyromanticism i found myself projecting a lot of my own aromanticism on him #(is polyromantic a correct term? i'm not sure these terms really confuse me especially considering the time period cause like. polyamorous #describes a relationship with multiple people which peter obviously wasn't in in 30 AD. but he Did have romantic feelings for multiple #people so is that polyromanticism? or is that a completely different term? idk. bare with me.) #very interesting. anyways yeah there's that. magdalene is aro also to me. so yeah this is one of the most fun dymanics i have in this lore #cause like. polyromantic person and aromantic person somehow having the same mutual not platonic not romantic but a secret third thing #connection with each other. i love thinking about them

[softquietsteadylove]

Hiiii!! I love these rare moments when Thena successfully cooks/bakes something for Gil! So how about she make something for him and it turns out good??

I think it would fit for the Bodyguard AU. If you think it would fit into another AU better please do it!

"Thena?"

Gil walked into the apartment, smelling...quite a few things, really. First and foremost, he could smell the evidence of something burning, which was his main concern.

Thena had told him not to bring food with him when he came over today. Apparently she was 'trying something'. He was pretty sure he had never seen her so much as attempt to use her fancy penthouse kitchen, so he wasn't entirely sure what she was 'trying'.

But she sounded excited, and that alone made him agree to it.

"What, uh," he blinked, on the verge of laughing when he arrived a true disaster in her stunning kitchen. There were bowls and failed attempts still in pans strewn everywhere. That was that weird burnt smell. He smirked, "is going on here?"

"Gil!" Thena emerged from behind the countertop with a bright smile. Her hair was pulled back and there was evidence of stuff all over her flawless skin. But she seemed positively elated to see him. "I'm so glad you're here!"

It was such a simple statement, but it really made his heart start flip-flopping around in his chest with glee. He shirked off his bomber jacket and laid it over the back of one of the counter chairs. "Is this what you've been up to?"

"Okay," she sighed, turning back to the stove.

It was going to take hours to get this place looking presentable again.

"I remember you telling me that you hum in the kitchen because your grandmother would," she narrated as she stirred the pot of...something. "Aren't some of your favourite recipes from her?"

"Uh, yeah," Gil blinked as Thena offered him sparing and fleeting looks over her shoulder as she tasted her creation. He had mentioned it, ever so briefly in passing. He didn't think she had remembered it.

"Well, my grandmother also made me most of my meals in childhood."

Gil blinked; Thena had never brought up her family before. Not much was known about them, and certainly she had never even so much as mentioned them.

"She was quite a good cook, or perhaps everyone else in my family was just so bad that she was the lesser of evils," Thena continued to talk as she added the very last dash of salt to the pot before turning off the burner. "She used to make us a soup called Ukha."

Gil had read about it--Russian or maybe Slavic in origin? It was a fish stew. He raised his brow, "fish?"

"I know," she sighed, finally turning to him and tossing away her hand towel. She tilted her head, "I knew you would catch that."

He chuckled, holding up his hands in surrender, "I'm just saying--you always have some complaint when I make fish for you."

"Because I used to eat Ukha all the time!" she huffed, rolling her eyes. He had never seen this particular light in her eyes, before. But it was quite similar to when she was particularly pleased with her latest performance.

It was pride.

Gil inhaled reflexively as she pushed the bowl in front of him. It was a semi-clear broth, probably a seafood stock, although it didn't smell super fishy. There were large, uneven chunks of carrots and potatoes and onions, and some very whole herbs that probably could have been ground up finer.

It was beautiful.

"You said you were still a little bit stuffy after being sick," she murmured more sheepishly now, toying with the apron she had on over her clothes (an apron he had bought her, since of course she didn't own one before). "I know you like soup--and it's rather hard to mess up broth. So, I thought... "

"It's great!"

Thena sighed at him, "you haven't even tasted it!"

He didn't care. It looked beautiful, and the hopeful eagerness on Thena's face said a thousand words. He picked the bowl up and took a deep, loud slurp.

"Gil!"

He made a nice loud 'ahh' sound too, as if he had taken a deep swig of beer after a hard day. But really...it wasn't bad. It was maybe a little over-seasoned, too many flavours battling it out for dominance. Even after her last dash of salt it could probably use more. He would guess that some of the larger veg pieces might be a little under done in texture.

But none of that mattered because it was the best thing he had ever eaten. "It's not bad."

"Really?"

He smiled, genuinely eager to offer his praise of the simple white fish stew. "I bet your grandma would be proud."

Thena blinked, her eyes going glassy. She sniffled, turning back to the pot for herself. "Well, I wanted to do something for you. Especially since I meant to, and then..."

She was referring to when she came over to his place to take care of him while he was sick and then fell asleep on his bed. He had eventually gotten up and made some miso soup for the both of them, much to Thena's embarrassment and frustration.

"Come on," he chuckled, taking a more civilised spoonful of soup. Actually, it was pretty good on his second taste of it. She had actually cooked the fish just right, which was probably the hardest part of things.

"Hm," she mused, taking only a few spoonfuls for herself in a small tasting bowl. "I suppose I've made much worse."

"It's good," he assuaged, although she still seemed to be ignoring his open praise of it. He tilted his head to try and get a better look at her, "careful, Thena."

She tilted her head at him as well.

"You'll get me hooked on this stuff. Then I'll be asking you to make it for me all the time."

She rolled her eyes at him, now more flustered over his warm reception of her first successful meal attempt. "You will not."

"Why not?" he shrugged, taking another spoonful and chewing the fish. It was actually nice and soft, almost...buttery? His eyes dashed over to the counters again and he spied one of the pans with what was definitely burned butter crusted onto the bottom. That was the smell; she had taken a few tries to get the fish butter basted before adding it to the soup. It was a nice touch, though.

"How are you feeling, by the way?" she peeked up at him, still somewhat shy from his open adoration.

He sniffed the soup again, letting its heavy dill and tarragon scent push through his sinuses. "Much better, now."

#Thenamesh Bodyguard AU #Thena thinks about what she can do for Gil #she looks up recipes and always concludes that something will be too hard #she won't strain the miso right and she doesn't have dashi anyway #she doesn't dare tarnish his love of seaweed soup or sundubu jjigae #even tomato soup requires a hand blender and she wouldn't dare #plus a lot of them call for heavy cream and she's trying to keep things light on Gil's stomach #then she remembers that soup her grandmother made #herbaceous and fishy and warming even when you didn't want it to be #she does her best to find a recipe she thinks she can do #generally it takes a lot of time #but she determines she can pre-cook the fish and some of the veg #while the stock is going #and also she used store bought chicken broth because come on she doesn't have all day to make homemade fish stock #Gil really does love it #he has four whole bowls of it and is floating blissfully afterwards #he also helps her clean the kitchen because my god #it's a massacre

[bluastro-yellow]

there's only one end-of-the-day debrief :'( ?!?

#looked like a recurring event #I hope I'm getting a good grade in Kim #pointless microblogging #disco elysium #disco elysco #<- why does this tag keep coming up #what is it #some thoughts: #I'm a cop second and a disco lover first. hope those kids don't make drugs in the church after all #I'm helping them #do I need to tell the hardie boys or whatever to do their job of helping citizens?!? come on guys #you should already have helped that pigs woman #we definitely weren't trained for that lol. cops badly handling interactions with distressed mentally ill people. too realistic #thank GOD I didn't hit on that woman at the start of the game. would have made everything more awkward #but I did tell her I don't remember jack shit. whoops #I really like how there's multiple solutions for problems. probably normal for games like this but I appreciate it #I can actually become racist if I listen to Titus?? I thought I'd be faking it. I pulled out #*meathead or something. the big racist guy who guards the port #I wonder what happens if I do. Kim still would have to be my partner #does that union guy really want to help or does he want to turn the place into his playground. make the fishing village better #instead of destroying it! he's really good at sounding innocent tho

[sysig]

Like a dream (Patreon)

#Doodles #SCII #Helix #Max Vyer #Dexter Favin #The latest reread really brought up some Feelings I wasn't expecting lol ♪ I thought I'd gotten them all out before but nope! New thoughts! #I love Max as a character quite a lot - he's a mess in so many ways and I really find him interesting! #He's probably one of the few characters that I actually have a ''Please for the love of god take him out of situations for once'' feeling #Everyone else I'm constantly like ''Make them sufferrrrr'' which I mean - I'm not about to say I don't also feel that way A Little to him #The proportions are different! That's all ♪ #He's just fjdsalfd he was failed on so many levels! Repeatedly! Despite how much of his pain is self-inflicted I can't help feeling bad ♥ #Max is not a good person! But I really think he could've been and the potential of exploring that gives me Feelings #Like what kind of environment would be good for him ♫ What kind of life would cultivate him #My brain immediately went to a scenic coastal village where he and Dex can eat fresh fish and work for dinner money and bicycle hehe #And sleep together in worn sheets <3 It's not fancy but it's theirs #But of course their story is a tragedy #The saddest part really is that Max was doomed from the beginning #Even if Dexter had taken him away - he really never would have though would he ♥ - but even if he had #Even if he had gotten clean and started to make a life for himself it never would've mattered because he's still not Max in there anymore #The thought of them escaping and everything being quietly blissful and Dex comes back to a Max sitting on their - /their/ bed #Just staring at his hands and smiling back at him #Hhhhhhhhh there's a lot of feelings <3 <3

[m1d-45]

you understand me. you get it. creator might be having a fuckshit time but at least you can be a creature! but i’m also imagining… imagine just hanging out with your favorite characters as some kind of little animal bc sure they’d kill you if they knew you were the person they’re hunting down but pets and scritches are so nice…… worth risking your life for? yes. god yes. absolutely.

is this days late? yeag. i’ve been busy doing Things and god there are so many things to be done - teddy anon

i thought your last ask abt this was like two-three days ago but…. no…. i posted it ystderay…. huh-?

anyway you’re still so right. be a snowfox and hang out a albedo in his lab. shift into a cat and stick around the angels share. diluc let’s you stay. be a bird and fuck w the wanderer. just stay away from the narukami shrine.

like i…. if it was some sort of defense mechanism or like something you fell back on when injured…. razor following the sound of whimpering to you, an injured wolf pup, your form small in your weakened state. you can’t convince me zhongli wouldn’t help a bird with a hurt leg. beidou checks w the crew before saying yeah, kazuha can bring his friend of a stray onboard, since cats always land on their feet don’t they?

oh, and good luck on your Things!

#m1d : [chats] #m1d : [secrets] #teddy anon #oh to be a creature…… laying in my beloveds arms……….. ugh #translation it’s been way too goddamn long since you’ve had any sort of positive contact with another #if in your fear you bite at zhongli’s hand nobody can blame you; not even himself. he just picks you up gently #he wonders why he’s so insistent on helping a bird that doesn’t want to be helped but when he’s got you reasonably patched up and you trust #him a bit more he’s glad he did. being a god can get lonely and the fact that you willingly stay with him despite your unclipped wings… #or maybe ventis not allergic to you—because you’re not really a cat—and begs diluc to let him keep you because he’s never actually pet a cat #before and holy shit cat’s fur is so soft come on diluc pleaseeee? #he agrees with a sigh—he’s sad to see you go—and venti immediately takes you to whatever apartment he has that he doesn’t use #yeah he doesn’t have proper cat food or enrichment toys but it’s fineeeee he’ll figure it out (he won’t) #you end up eating cooked fish for like the next two and a half weeks while he convinces diona yes he actually does have a cat and yes he #genuinely does want the best for said cat so please just believe him and tell him what he needs to get. he’s so confused. what’s catnip. #oh to be a creature……. laying in the arms of my beloved….

[the-monkey-ruler]

Yeah I think it depends on how Buddhist a writer/artist wants Monkey King to be. A lot of romantic or irreligious types seem more enamored with the cultivating aspect of Taoism which is kind of disappointing but understandable. If Monkey King’s going to physically have kids, fall in love, or even as simple as eating bugs, the adaption should make it so that he turned down Buddhahood for one reason or another, or it wasn’t offered to him see: JTTW zaju. A Monkey King that decided to disrobe at the end of the journey is in an interesting thought but IDK if there are adaptions that go down this route.

Considering that Xiyouji Zaju was before Wu Cheng'en's version I doubt it's going to be picked up anytime soon as a good reference of adaptions. It's not like lost media but it's not really well known either.

And this may be an out-there take but I don't think you have to be a monk to reach enlightenment and follow like a monk's diet as well. Sure things are different in the Xiyouji canon lore but I do think that things can be skewed for the more modern audiences. I feel like most people are okay with just Reincarnation stories if they want a fresh Sun Wukong slate rather than trying to 'undue' his Victorious Fighting Buddha title.

Actually funny enough another interesting take I saw with Wukong not getting his title was in the Westward Xixingji anime! It was when they finally got back to heaven with the scriptures that Wukong refused to had them over until Tathāgata Buddha was there himself cause he didn't trust what was going on. Needless to say, he didn't get the title and went back into reincarnation himself again... but at least this time it wasn't about romance!

But if other media adaptions want to show him after the journey I personally think that Wukong can still have enlightenment but it doesn’t have to demand things like a monk's diet or other things if that media piece wants to explore a little more without having to be accurate all the time.

#anonymous #anon #anon ask #jttw #journey to the west #xiyouji #sun wukong #Similar to how New Gods Wukong can eat fish but he still got all his powers. #Still want that zaju adaptation #but also it just a straight up comedy #like that isn't MY Wukong #that is a prototype that Wu Chengen saw and was like 'i could fix him' #and then he did #my cringe fail loser #ask