#neighbor gang

[paimonial-rage]

23 for heizou, albedo, xingqiu, and most importantly, KAEYA!! -- @milkstore

[Character Analysis Ask Meme]

Heizou Headcanons

Self-Focused

With a talent for deduction and an enthusiasm to match, Shikanoin Heizou is a whirlwind not to be messed with. However, it is often due to this unceasing drive that a few things often drop beneath his radar, one of which being his health. It’s not that he doesn’t take care of himself, he truly does. He makes sure to eat healthily and tries his best to keep to a set sleep schedule when not on duty. However, when he is sick, it’s difficult for him to truly realize just how sick he is. It often takes an irate Sango to force him to rest after being notified by his worried fellow doushin.

Relationship-Focused

As sweet as he is, don’t expect to not get roped into odd situations if you choose to date someone like Heizou. As a doushin, it is his job to crack even the toughest of cases. And how lucky he is to have you help with that! With a charming smile, don’t be surprised if he asks you to try to stab him with a rusty knife while wearing a kitsune mascot costume. The outcome will provide key evidence in solving this latest case, after all! With your help, you will be able to solve the puzzle together. Aren’t you lucky?

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Albedo Headcanons

Self-Focused

When the Knights of Favonius are in need of something alchemy related, it is often that they will go to Sucrose or Timmaeus first. Not that they can be blamed, of course. For small and often weird requests, who would ever think about going to a captain for help? Little do they know is that Albedo is much less likely to turn down a request than the other two. While he will delegate if it does not fall within his realm of area of expertise, Albedo, at his core, is both helpful and curious. Therefore he sees no harm in helping if he has the time. 

Relationship Focused

It isn’t that you didn’t expect much when you first agreed to date Albedo, it’s just you didn’t expect… what exactly? The way he pauses his studies whenever you come by? The way he takes your hand so naturally without batting an eye? The way he weaves his plans to spend time with you so effortlessly in your conversations? He catches you off guard every time, and you know it’s on purpose. You hate how he is such an unassuming natural romantic.

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Xingqiu Headcanons

Self-Focused

Though many people have heard of the second son of the Feiyun Commerce Guild, revitalizer of the famous Guhua Clan, most would not be able to point him out in a crowd. This is a conscious decision on Xingqiu’s part for two reasons. First, it is certainly not chivalrous to give into such boastful activities. Secondly, as a whole Xingqiu is happy the way he is. He does not want a prestigious position as the Guhua prodigy, nor does he need more duties to the guild. All that matters to him is to become a chivalrous hero like the stories he holds so dear. 

Relationship-Focused

Anyone that is close to Xingqiu knows that he loves to tease. One would think being in a relationship with him would make it easier, but it’s only made him worse. How he adores seeing your face heat up into a flustered blush. Really, he is the worse. So it’s safe to say you really did not expect the reaction you got upon giving him a taste of his own medicine. Not only did he turn away to hide his pinkened cheeks, but did he just stutter too? Hmm, perhaps he is as easy to tease as you. 

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Kaeya Headcanons

Self-Focused

For someone as seemingly confident and laid-back as Captain Kaeya, many would not pin him for having weaknesses or insecurities. How could they? He is always giving of his time to patrol, assist Jean with her duties, play with Klee, conduct business trips… Even when not on duty, he can be found gathering intelligence at Angel’s Share, surveying possible abyssal hotspots, reporting his findings to the Dawn Winery… Kaeya always gives his time for others, but on his own, he will never take for himself. 

Relationship-Focused

Even if you are able to catch someone like Kaeya, do not be so foolish as to expect his heart will be yours. Try as you may, there will be a wall. You will not be able to trust the words that come from his lips, no matter how sweet. He will lie about his wants, needs, insecurities, troubles, and more. This isn’t because he hates you or wishes to play with your feelings. He doesn’t know how to open up. He doesn’t know how to be honest. You’ll have to prove yourself a person he can trust.

#genshin impact #shikanoin heizou #heizou #albedo #xingqiu #kaeya #heizou x reader #albedo x reader #xingqiu x reader #kaeya x reader #I AM SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG #I WANTED IT TO BE GOOD AND KEPT JUST PUSHING IT BACK #TBH I STILL DON'T LIKE IT VERY MUCH #BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO KEEP YOU ANY LONGER #the thought i wanted to get across with heizou's relationship one is that he'll try to rope you into weird situations a lot #i wouldn't be surprised if your neighbors have visited once or twice concerned about the shadows or noise yall make #albedo is a natural and devious romantic #i also got his self-focused headcanon by the way he helps out paimon with her sunsettia long lasting thing #and making dinner for eula and the gang #xingqiu i have no comments #and kaeya #the self-focused one i wanted to get at but didn't know how to say is like.... #kaeya will always act for other people but he has a hard time acting for himself #he has a hard time being selfish #granted i didn't play his hangout yet so maybe i'll have to edit that eventually #what i didn't say about his relationship one is that while he does lie the only thing you can't trust are his words #you can trust his actions and his actions tell a lot about him #so you'll have to use those to navigate a relationship with him

[bob-artist]

My family's been coming by my place, and they all asked me what I'm growing in my balcony planter.

Nothing.

*I* never grew anything in that planter. The only thing *I* ever put in it was lava rocks to prop up some pots that needed more sun.

I did, however, have some excellent landscapers come in earlier this season...

#my mourning dove neighbors #sadly only two of my potted cold hardy succulents survived #first they had to get through winter #then i couldn't water them the entire time the doves were around #and also the local gang of sparrows think one of the remaining ones tastes excellent -_- #or maybe it's the squirrels #probably both tbh

[alagaesia-headcanons]

Looking back on my old Morzan aus, I maintain that Morzan having a redemption arc is a very fun and interesting concept because it provides a way to explore his original intentions through their transformation down the line, and I like considering the different impacts he could have had on Murtagh's life. I also stand by my decision to pair him with Brom each time because they make for the funniest couple imaginable. But I may need to go back to the idea, because I never got around to bringing it to its natural conclusion of Morzan/Selena/Brom: Alagaesia's most unhinged polycule.

Brom should have not just one, but two newly reformed ex evil henchmen lovers who he has to keep on leashes like excitable dogs because they're doing their best, but they're still way too quick to jump to murder as a potential solution to every problem they run into. And yet Morzan and Selena are also the ones to rein in Brom's absurdly convoluted and paranoid plans because their new moral compass has never once realized that part of the reason he's always going through it is because he causes himself twice as many problems as he solves. They'd be such an incredible mess, I need them together.

I just want to turn IC into a comedy about Morzan, Selena, and Brom attempting to dismantle the empire and assassinate the king without literally burning everything down in the process, while trying to raise their kids to be at least marginally less insane than them.

#also their sex would be wild #which i have put too much thought into and have too many hcs for #eragon #inheritance cycle #morzan #brom #selena #brom: ok so i fake my death again and assume a new false identity for the 23rd time- morzan and selena: NO. #the gang trying to convince the kids they arent magic vigilante anarchists so they wont tell the neighbors about their war crimes #eragons oblivious but murtagh actually knows the whole time- he just doesnt comprehend anything wrong with it

[daradiostarzz]

Do u want me to draw these mfs again but w my personal hcs for them (I'll include Neil/Ivan if you beg hard enough)

#I'm only autistic about them sorry gang 💔 #hello neighbor #hello neighbor au #enzo esposito #trinity bales #maritza esposito #nicky roth

[francismosses]

would you rather run around ghetto detroit 20 times booty butt naked for 20 dollars or plead guilty to international terrorism and receive the death penalty for 1 dollar?

WHAT

#francis mosses #thats not my neighbor #[ask so crazy I gotta let gang know]

[darewolfcreates]

More of mob AU Nightlight

I like to think of OG Nightlight as a domesticated but Mob au Nightlight as feral hehe

Welcome home Mob au is by @clownsuu

Mob au Freddie is by @eldritchparasol

Nightlight is a basically a rat so I couldn't help but make a lil funny with the play on words .w.

#og nightlight was borderline on being a wild animal but i like to think that spending time with the neighbors kept them domesticated #Mob AU nightlight however spends most of their time out in the 'field' and has ended up going basically feral. #Welcome home Mob au #wh #wh au #welcome home au #welcome home #welcome home oc #welcome home mob au oc #my oc #my art #artists on tumblr #comic #also yes i forgot to draw the rest of barnaby arm in the comic ._. #og nightlight is already a very good climber. so i decided to lean into that and make it the base for their job in this au. going around an #crawling and climbing into places they shouldent be to keep an eye on other gangs and activity in the area #it helps that nightlights cheeks will glow and illuminate the vents and small spaces that they crawl though #in the bits of time their back at the base their favorite way to spend their time is sitting in front of the crematory's oven while its #running. its like a nice warm fire place. perfect place to take a nap :] it helps that they dont have a nose so they cant smell the burning #equivalent of flesh that puppets have. #nightlight also likes to stop by the bar and get a mug of chocolate milk when their at home base. #og nightlights favorite drink is warm milk since their whole thing is helping people fall asleep... so i altered that a bit since their #'thing' is no longer helping people sleep. .w. #nightlight is small and quick making them hard to catch. but watch out if you do manage to catch them! they keep several small knifes on #their person. im toying with the idea of also giving them some kind of spiked brass knuckles since they have gone a bit feral and they dont #have claws naturally... hm... #mob nightlight also doesn't talk much due to them going feral. they write down all their reports when in the field and bring those back #for review. #nightlight was originally a mix of a rat/ wolf/ and a bird... so i the inclusion of 2.5 of those animals is a lil Easter egg .w.

[rumbleonthemill]

I just realized

#hello neighbor #hello guest #the gang #de most így...ember KOMOLYAN #POST

[stinkrascal]

idc what larian says, rolan is a companion to ME

#in my head he decides 2 travel with the gang after they defeat the goblin camp #cuz hes like o shit theyre strong and theyre otw to baldurs gate... me too...... so he goes with them #but then after he makes it to bg and he realizes his apprenticeship SUCKS he goes back with the gang #and he defeats the elder brain with them yayy hurray hoorah wahayyy!! and then he gets added to my post game hc #where all the bg3 companions/my ocs become neighbors and stay besties forever and ever. of course :) #i stayed up all night thinking about this it's infected my brain like the mind flayer tadpoles

[tnmnclown]

THERE’S TWO OF YOU?! 😨

…

Can I join :D

- Better Clown 🤡

Wel-

Hell yeah! The more the merrier, welcome to our nightmare circus

#thats not my neighbor #thats not my neighbor clown #tnmn clown #unlikely clown #clown gang rise up /j

[precariouswizardry]

the following are a list of spells I think would scare the neighbors

animate taxidermy

rgb gamer ray

vomit locust (one at a time)

cooked to raw meat

worms

shape of wasp (parasitic)

room temperature water beam

curse of LED high beams

feel free to add some more fucked up spells!!

#devious wizardry #put the horrors in your neighbor's orb!! #shadow wizard money gang #wizard posting #shadow wizard grindset #casting spells

[misaamanesnumber1fan]

guess who’s on winter break

#sillyposting #mulch gang #mulchmaxxing #sonny angel #my neighbor totoro #ice spice

[fronesis]

2 neurons left

#Im the naked neighbor that chills on the balcony #Dachgeschoss gang #Me

[ask-sensei-lord-garmadon]

Is dareth a part of this au? if so, does he play an important part?

Bit of a spoiler! He’s actually in the next few pages I’m lining :)

#OOC #He’s made a brief appearance before! #He was the gang's neighbor at the beginning of the blog #Before the moving mini arc

[songtwo]

me when my privilege has completely numbed me and im so out of touch with reality

[potahun]

Tagged by @sauvechouris and this was super fun! Thanks a lot! ^^ <3

Some of these were rly hard to choose and there were so many close calls but I tried to pick one each time hnnnggg except smut or fluff. Im sorry, i like smut WITH fluff and other things ;w; (angst or crack was out for my throat too. i tend to make everything into crack but i love to cry as well)

slow burn or love at first sight // fake dating or secret dating // enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers // oh no there’s only one bed or long-distance correspondence // hurt-comfort or amnesia // fantasy au or modern au // mutual pining or domestic bliss // smut or fluff // canon-compliant or fix-it // reincarnation or character death // one-shot or multi-chapter // kid fic or road trip fic // arranged marriage or accidental marriage // high school romance or middle aged romance // time travel or isolated together // neighbors or roommates // sci-fi au or magic au // body swap or gender bend // angst or crack // apocalyptic or mundane // hanahaki disease or soulmate au // police au or office au

the last one is a definite loud resounding OFFICE AU I LOVE OFFICE AUS GOD I NOW WANT AN OFFICE AU FOR THE BLORBOS.

My addition: plot or PWP ? =w= hehe

Tagging: @sazandorable , @presumenothing (i know you write so dare to presume you read fics too) and @lavenderyulu . i am curious, but no pressure, of course, only if you guys would like to ^^

#tagged #i am now thinking about office aus with daiala <3 and the tsme gang in general #alan the new hire or even intern at devon?? #alternatively - the thought just flashed by - merger au with alan and daigo as lawyers on the either side ? but thatd be hard to make them #interact extensively #unless it’s… merger au combined with neighbor au and coffeeshop regular au #in which on top of knowing that they re both lawyers and that they work for either of merging sides #they end up meeting a lot at 3-4am in front of their apartment doors #and they also run into each other frequently at the merger control authority #aksjshdhjdjdjd #like even for different cases #they just keep running into each other #and its all about the effort and the companionship from a distance and the habitual presence #but also the annoyance and the rubbing each other the wrong way but collaborating anyway #and then bonding when things blow up #happy sigh #im not writing that its too tough #but gosh (happy sigh) #thanks for the tag chouris <3

[sotiriabellou]

just yesterday night a 16 yr old kid from the muslim community in west thrace,greece was attacked and brutally assaulted by like 20 guys who called him "κωλοτουρκε" (fucking turk? something like that) and threatened to kill him "next time".all of that happened near the kids neighborhood like his own mother found him beaten when she was returning home.this is genuinely so fucking awful i hope those guys rot in jail.the rise in nationalism and fascism in the west those past decades is so fucking mortifying it feels like we're constantly taking more steps back i hope nothing like this happens ever again

#god i feel disgusted.i bet those guys thought they were like being super patriotic or whatever but ganging up on a fucking kid.jesus #this could cause a diplomatic episode and things with turkey are bad enough as is. #its so stupid how our communities live right next to eachother but those fucking morons think we should our fucking neighbors colleagues #and friends just bc theyre different ethnicity/religion.i genuinely feel like throwing up #m #tw islamophobia #tw nationalism #tw hatecrime #hatecrime ment