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#no sandals today
chaoticbreadcrumbs · 5 months
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Shang Tsung's shoes but it's getting worse:
Titan Shang Tsung's boots:
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They look comfortable and powerful
Very stylish
Cowboy vibes. He would have definitely impressed Erron Black with these.
Looks difficult to put on but he probably has slaves to do it for him
Shang Tsung's flip-flops:
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Goofy ahh half covered half airy material interwoven power ranger horseshoe ironing machine Zhongli coded fairy flip flops
Santa Claus helper sandals
He got them out of Outworld Amazon for 10 fake elixirs
Looks horrendous, looks like it feels uncomfortable and probably smells even worse
Sending these straight to Netherrealm
Salesman Shang Tsung's King Henry VIII's royal clodhoppers 3000:
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Oh Lordy Lord
He looks like he is doing an internship in Lord Farquaad's palace.
100/10 I want him to hold my hand and make love to me while wearing those.
Bet these shoes' toes can slice better than Smoke's knife
Where are these toes going though
Man gonna get feet scoliosis
Foot drop medical bills await
He put on a good luck charm ankle bracelet to protect him from the shoe hate but it didn't work on me
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termagax · 21 days
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rainymoodlet · 11 months
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top story tonight: quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag busts down sexual style. is he goated with the sauce? 🎮
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hella1975 · 8 months
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just full force threw a shoe at my sister's face and when my mum got me alone after she was like 'you shouldn't clobber her. but i get it' 😭
#it kicked off today but in my defence she's actually proper in the wrong this time even my DAD called her a bitch and my mum is FUMING#baso my sister came into my work with her mate when i was closing the other day and all the staff GLARED at them bc of aforementioned#close so i was being v chill so everyone 1) knew it was my sister and not some customer coming in late and 2) her friend wouldnt be uncomfy#like that's the real kicker her i was being extra laid back FOR her friend so he'd feel more at ease. and one thing about me is yes ive#said countless times i have a rural accent but my mum also raised me to know when and how to speak nice if need be bc people are cunts here#so when im waitressing i speak nicely bc it's a stuck up restaurant w stuck up customers but when im with my sister? making a point of#being laid back? my normal accent came through. and her mate when i was gone said i sounded 'really [from the county we live in]'#which WOULD NOT BE A COMPLIMENT. it's baso saying 'your sister sounds local and chavy' without using such explosive words#and my sister LET HIM SAY IT. SHE DIDNT DEFEND ME. and she told my mum about it later bc SHE THOUGHT SHE'D TELL ME OFF#LIKE SHE DID IT TO SNITCH. THERE WAS NO SCENARIO WHERE MY SISTER WASNT BEING A CUNT. and my mum hit the ROOF#one thing she's rlly been big on is loyalty bc it's always been the 3 of us so when she found out my sister let him say that she FLIPPED#and this all happened last night and i only found out this morning bc i overheard them screaming at each other and turns out my mum#tried to keep it from me bc she didnt want my feelings hurt and IM pissed bc it actually did hurt more than i thought it would#like i KNOW what people say about my accent but it's a guy i know? my sister's been friends w him for years? i was being nice?#it's EMBARRASSING like i was clueless & friendly and turned around for him to be like 'look at this stupid local girl' like??#and my sister did NOTHING? it just sucks so i STORMED upstairs when i found out and had it out with my sister#and she knew she was fucked so she did all 'im not talking to you i have nothing to say' AND PUT HER EARPHONES IN?#the way i RIPPED them out. got in her face like okay girl u think i sound like a chav ill act like a chav lets GO#and it just got really aggressive and i wound up grabbing HER OWN SANDAL and full force hurling it at her face 😭 oops#from close range too like i was already in her face so i basically just smacked her with a sandal DSHGJKSH#now we're sat in silence bc alas we still share a room. WHAT the fuck. insane tbh but it's a bit funny. im so angry rn i could KILL#hella goes home
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automatonknight · 1 year
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id: a digital fullbody drawing of walenty-a teen with pale skin, long, black hair, short, twisted horns and a long, thin tail. it’s shown facing the viewer and smiling, looking off to the left. kit is wearing glasses, a yellow raincoat with a very light beige sweater underneath, a turquoise nerckerchief, shorts, a black hoodie tied around kits waist and dark blue sandals with red and white socks. kit has one of kits hands in kits pocket while kit is leaning on a fishing rod with the other. the background is black and there is a circle behind walenty that’s colored in to look like waves, which seem to be spilling out of the shape and down the frame, making it look like kit is standing in the water. end id 
walenty goes by it/she/he and neopronouns
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wigglebox · 2 years
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Thursday #OOTD 🌈💚
[ootd+fav prompt by @werepires ]
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cxpperhead · 7 months
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𝐔𝐍𝐔𝐒𝐔𝐀𝐋  𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄  𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 .
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seasoning: cumin
weather: hot and dry
colour: orange and chartreuse
sky: sunset
magical power: size manipulation 
shoe: sandals
house plant: snake plant
weapon: teeth and claws
subject: herpetology
social media: dark web 
makeup product: moisturizer
candy: yellow bellies
ice cube shape: flowers
method of long-distance travel: hitchhiking 
art style: salvador dali
mythological creature: basilisk 
piece of stationary: leatherbound journal
three emojis: 🐍🍵👥 
celestial body: the sun 
Tagged by: @mirrordread (♥) Tagging: Whoever would like to do this??
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sule-skerry · 20 days
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Hobbies include: referring to almost anything as "part of my precious intangible cultural heritage as recognized by UNESCO."
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daisywords · 24 days
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puthyflapps · 1 year
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Changed my push to start button and added my patch
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amarantoestrella · 4 months
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Feeling like a gross creep for this but work crush got a new haircut and his jawline looks so good I had to very vividly imagining sitting on/riding him and how his jaw looks so nice with his head thrown back and how he would let out a breathy “oh fuck” while he’s looking down at where we connect 🥺
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vvanessaives · 1 year
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witnessing ppl wearing t-shirts today and no jacket........tourists. i can smell it
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skinreflectsthesun · 1 year
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howdyfriend · 1 year
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spring moment
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neotrances · 2 years
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outfit please 🤲
pepper the photo bomber interrupted me and thengot annoyed when i fully included him
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just got new sandals and a really nice new dress for under fifty bucks!!!
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