Shang Tsung's shoes but it's getting worse:
Titan Shang Tsung's boots:
They look comfortable and powerful
Very stylish
Cowboy vibes. He would have definitely impressed Erron Black with these.
Looks difficult to put on but he probably has slaves to do it for him
Shang Tsung's flip-flops:
Goofy ahh half covered half airy material interwoven power ranger horseshoe ironing machine Zhongli coded fairy flip flops
Santa Claus helper sandals
He got them out of Outworld Amazon for 10 fake elixirs
Looks horrendous, looks like it feels uncomfortable and probably smells even worse
Sending these straight to Netherrealm
Salesman Shang Tsung's King Henry VIII's royal clodhoppers 3000:
Oh Lordy Lord
He looks like he is doing an internship in Lord Farquaad's palace.
100/10 I want him to hold my hand and make love to me while wearing those.
Bet these shoes' toes can slice better than Smoke's knife
Where are these toes going though
Man gonna get feet scoliosis
Foot drop medical bills await
He put on a good luck charm ankle bracelet to protect him from the shoe hate but it didn't work on me
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Lena Tindall being carried by her big cousin Savannah Phillips after attending the Christmas Day service at St Mary Magdalene Church on 25 December 2022
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You know how “the moon is beautiful tonight, isn’t it?” is used as an expression for love confessions? It’s said that Natsume Soseki came up with it after overhearing a student translate “I love you” to Japanese in a very literal sense. While there is no source confirming that this exchange actually happened, I still think a scene referencing the expression with Natsume randomly appearing would be hilarious
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