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missgeniality · 2 years

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Are you fucking ready? Because I wasn't.

My reviews are just raw commentary/reactions so don't expect anything logical lol...

“Query: Might this be a continuation of our night?”

she's got some nerve

It’s not like anyone else is paying attention, but in that moment, it feels like the weight of the world’s eyes falls on you.

i'd be anxious too

When you look up, intending to check whether your message has been received, you see Hoseok walking away from it, the chit still on the plate, but folded very differently.

he's eager pls

"[...] we could also discuss the stock market and world affairs if that is up your alley. ”

uh, no? HAHAHA

[...] the penmade heart between the lines is making your own flutter in delight.

hoseok drawing a heart is just :(((((((((

Will he demand for your underwear in public again? Will he command you to commit filthy sins in some dingy corner, slapping a hand on your mouth to shush your brain dead moaning? Will he drag you out to some other place all together…

i squealed

Blasphemous horror permeates your chest when you realise there’s not a lot of protest in your brain at all those ideas.

i wouldn't protest either but we definitely need another one-shot of him fucking her somewhere public

“Next time, I want a bigger mess on you darling… gonna release all over your pretty face, your breasts, your thighs. I want to watch you lap it all up without waste, make you show me how hungry I’ve left you.”

i'll be thinking about this for the next 5 weeks

you don’t waste a second, racing ahead and filling the space he left empty a moment ago.

BE DISCREET, WIN THE FIGHT

“If you’re really that wet, soak my ring. Let me see, maybe we’ll throw in some consideration…”

IM CHOKING AND SOAKING

No. Sucks on the ring. While directly looking at you, and not saying a damned word.

shIT SHIT SHIT

[...] you pretend to be a functioning member of society who does things other than desire to be raw dogged by your boss’ best friend.

im crying in laughter sjcsajff

[...] and scribble your number into it in haste.

Armed with it, you slide across towards Hoseok’s table, where he is standing around a large group, with people talking over one another...

YOU GO GIRL

unknown number: Get yourself alone. Right. Now.

sdjcifdjidjfiw YES SIR

But right now? When you register the sound of spit, all the trains in brain central have gone under repair, the tracks have fallen off, and chaos has descended on the station.

same

“Good thing, I don’t need to be there to tame you, right?”

haha shit use me sir

“One day,” with a deep sigh, he starts, “ one day. I’m going to turn my office into my playroom…”

You swallow a bubble of lascivious greed.

“… and you, my plaything.”

HERE I FOUND IT UGH AAAAAAAAAAH

“Let’s just say,” Hoseok pauses in a moment of distraction, then continues, “these pants aren’t exactly stain proof.”

OH NOOO :( hahaha

The issue with that intention is, neither of you truly intend on it. The respectful distance is soon cut down by many, many metres. The ruler between your feet would show a reading of bare inches.

Y E S, FUCK DISTANCING.

His fragile touch on your arm, not wanting to hold you unless you give the okay.

How can you make me go from "use me, sir" to "i fucking love him" in a matter of seconds

Without delay, you smush yourself against his awaiting lips.

I SQUEALED AGAIN - I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE, TURN IT UP.

“Look at meee ,” Hyejoon sings, swaying from one side to another like a dancing flamingo, “I’m steady like a bu uuulll !”

PLS HAHAHAHAHA

“Get home safe, everyone!” he addresses the whole group, but his focus is on you.

AW :(

“Yes, Sir .”

She def has some nERVE

Thank you, beautiful Siya, for making my week better with this!!!!!!! I look forward to future works from you and from this couple. LOVED IT.

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS WHOLE MESSAGE IS LOVEEEEEE

omg she was a nervous WRECK throughout but bad bitch gets her nerves here and there

his heart <3 and the messages before the storm <3

fucking somewhere in public? HMMMMNNN *vigorously notes it down*

BE DISCREET WIN THE FIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHHHA I LAUGHED SO HARD LMAOO

LMAOOOO i read this like 5 times last night but i couldnt reply because of the stoopid app - but THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR READING!!! i hope the next few chapters that im planning only take this up and up and up <3 i reallly appreciate this!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺

#beauty moots #kookstempo #siya's house of cards #keynotetalks

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ohsugar-honey-iced-tea · 3 years

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A drunken mess pt. 1

Ina has had too much to drink. Welcome to a very drunk Ina! I had fun writing her like this, and I hope you will like it too. It's a little short, but I did my best.

Enjoy!

@kulaykape @citybornchick @thedaft1 @kwekwek @astrangeandunusualgirl @domakir @dopeyouth

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Ina and Bella were sitting in their livingroom together. Bella couldn't even look at Ina, she was way too mad at her for that. "Sweetheart, come on, please talk to me" but she was greeted with an angry glare. Ina had been keeping Bella awake all night, because it might have been possible that she had a few too much drinks. And you couldn't exactly call it 'tipsy', no, she was DRUNK. Bella had never seen Ina drunk before, and man did she wish she hadn't last night.

"Come on babe... what all happened last night that made you so upset? I mean it couldn't have been that bad, right?"

That got Bella's attention.

"Well, where do you want to start? Crying over seatbelts, worrying about yout feet or keeping me up all night? Let me tell you exactly what happened"

...

It was almost 1am when Ina and Bella came home. They had game night over at Lillians place. Appearantely it's tradition for Ina and Lillian to do a sort of drinking game together. Bella had a long day of classes tomorrow, so she passed. However, it was Ina'a day off tomorrow, so she and Lillian started playing. Lillian was winning the game, and only had to take tree shots. Ina, however, took so many shots that Bella lost count.

When Bella sat Ina down in the car, she was unsurprisingly happy. For some reason, she kept telling Bella about how great she found the bouncy balls in her childhood, and then all of the sudden started crying.

"What's wrong, Ina?"

*sniff* "I-I just realised....."

"What?"

".....MY FAVORITE BOUNCY BALL WAS LOST IN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT. I ACCIDENTELY DROPPED IT OUT OF THE CAR WINDOW WHILE SHOWING IT THE WORLD AND MY PARENTS DIDN'T EVEN STOP TO GRAB IT"

*starts ugly crying while not even being in the car for 4 minutes*

'Oh, this will be a long, long night' Bella thought, while preparing herself for what would happen when they got home.

...

When they finally arrived home, Bella stepped out of the car, but found Ina struggling with the seatbelt.

"BABE HELP, THERE IS A BLACK SNAKE TRYING TO KEEP ME HERE FOR EVER-"

"Babe, that's just your seatbelt--"

"I'M TOO YOUNG TO GET KILLED BY A SNAKE" *starts crying again* "okay, let's get you out of here." Bella helps Ina get out of the car, and Ina supports herself on her while trying to get to the door. By this time, Ina's vision was blurry.

"BABE HELP, THERE ARE TREE DOORS, WHAT IF ITS A TRAP AND I WALK IN THE WRONG DOOR AND I'LL BE FORCED TO MAKE PUPPITS OUT OF POTATOES FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE?"

"What are you talking about?? Just follow me, and try to be quiet, it's almost 1.30!"

"I AM QUIET' *puts finger on her lips* "SHHHHHHHHHHH" "...babe, next time I could go for fewer saliva" she said as she wiped her face clean.

Dexter woke up from the loud sounds coming from Ina, and hid himself behind the table from her.

Bella managed to open the door, and made Ina sit down on the couch. "Oh my.... this sure is a lovely couch" Ina said, as she started sitting on it in a lot of stupid positions. She managed to get her legs pointing to the ground, arms over her head and head upside down, so she basically sat 180° wrong on the couch.

"Babe, what on earth are you doing?"

"Just thinking..... DO YOU REMEMBER SCAR FROM THE LION KING? HE WAS VERY MISUNDERSTOOD"

"Ina, let's sit up straight first, and then-"

But Bella was interrupted by Ina. She stood up, grabbed a pear from the fruitbowl to use as a microphone, and started singing.

"BE PREPARED FOR THE DEATH OF THE KING! BE PREPARED, BE PREPAAAA- OOF!!!"

She accidentely bumped into the dining table, and falling backwards. She fell on her back, before Bella. She could only see Bella's feet before her eyes.

".....BABE HELP, MY FEET FELL OF!"

"Those are my feet, you idiot!"

"THEN WHY DO YOU HAVE FOUR FEET?"

"Babe, there are only 2-"

"MY GIRLFRIEND IS TURNING INTO A SPIDER! HOW CAN I EVER KISS AND LOVE YOU NOW"

Tears started to form in Ina's eyes again.

".....okay we need to sober you up, now! How about some coffee and crackers?"

"......crackers?" Ina got an annoyed look in her eyes "We're in the middle of a serious problem and your solution is crackers?"

"Not just crackers..." she takes a bag of animal crackers out of the food cabinet. "Animal crackers!!"

Ina shot up from the floor, eyes wide at the bag of animal crackers and started to smile. "ANIMAL CRACKERSSSSSS" she took the bag, but accidentely dropped it. "NOOO!! YOU DROPPED THEM!! NOW THE ANIMALS WILL BE PARALISED FOREVER!" Bella started to see tears in Ina's eyes again, and quickly got the bag off the ground and got her some. "Here, and drink some coffee." "Thanks, pal!" Bella facepalmed herself, wishing she were in bed.

...

"Okay, Ina. It's 3.20. It's not funny anymore, we're going to bed." Dexter gave Bella a thankful look, as he started walking towards his pillow, ready to snuggle up with his squeaky pear. However, Ina had other plans. "Bella, I am your proffesol- proffersena- pruffen--- I TEACH YOU! SO YOU SHALL LISTEN TO ME!" Ina got a serious look on her face. "Bella..... I. Am. Your. Father" and she shook her arms as if she was holding a lightsaber. "Ina no! It's no time to act like Darth Vader!" "Whyy do all the villains wear masks? It's so strange...." oh no. Bella could see where this was going. Ina placed her right hand on the right side of her face, and started to sing. "LOVEEE MEEEEE.... THAT'S ALL I ASK OF... NOOOOOO DO NOT LOOK AT MY FACE!" At this point, Bella wasn't sure if she wanted to scream or laugh.

...

"BABE REMEMBER ALF? HE WAS FROM MELMAC AND ATE CATS! HE WAS SO COOL!"

"Ina, that was popular decades ago! I'm not going to talk to you about Alf when it's 4.30 in the morning!"

"I'M BATMAAAANNN-" Ina said in a deep voice.

"THAT'S IT WE'RE GOING TO BED NOW"

...

After Bella finally got Ina into bed, she was hopeful that she had fallen asleep. But unfortunately, she wasn't that lucky.

"Do you know what's a funny word?" Ina said excitedly.

Bella groaned. "What?"

"GEODE! LIKE FROM GEOGRAPHY!"

"Ina, please, just close your-"

"GEEEEEODE.....GEE..ODE...GE! ode..."

Ina tapped Bella on her shoulder

"Bella, Bella! GEODE! ISN'T THIS JUST WONDERFUL? GEOMETRY WAS SO UNDERRATED, IT MUST HAVE BEEN BULLIED BY MATHS AND BIOLOGY. IT HAD A RELATIONSHIP WITH SCIENCE, BUT SCIENCE FELL IN LOVE WITH PHYSICS AND THEY RAN AWAY TOGETHER"

"INA IT'S ALMOST 5 AM! PLEASE JUST GO TO SLEEP"

She heard Ina sniffle.

".....do you still love me?"

"Of course I do. With every inch of my body. But for now I just want to sleep"

Ina started poking Bella's face.

"Ooooohhhh look at this face. Look at those. I loveeeeee this face"

She started biting her face

"INA STOP DON'T BITE ME"

"BUT YOU'RE DELICIOUS"

"JUST GO TO SLEEP, INA"

...

When it was 5.45, Ina finally went to sleep. Bella got 1 and a half hour of sleep, not being able to sleep any more because of Ina's snoring. Normally she didn't snore, but she did if she was this drunk. So, she went to their couch and joined Dexter in the livingroom. He looked at her with sad eyes when he heard Ina's snores coming out of the bedroom.

"I'm sorry, buddy. Come here"

And with that, Dexter joined her on the couch and they tried to get a little bit of sleep.

...

After hearing from Bella how she was last night, she hid her face in her hands. "Bella, I'm sorry-" "you made Dexter cranky! Just look at the poor thing!" Ina looked over at Dexter, and he was looking very angry at her. "I'm not mad, I just need a moment now" and with that, she dissapeared in the bedroom.

Ina looked at the floor, frowning. The she stood up, got some pain killers, and started walking towards Dexter.

"Come on, Dex... you can't be that mad at me too, right?" But Dexter walked away from her. 'Well, Kingsley, you know what they say. Dissapoint a dog... and you are a pathetic loser' she thought to herself. She needed to make it up to Bella. So she grabbed her wallet and keys, and went out to buy a few things for Bella.

...

A few hours later, Bella came out of the livingroom with Dexter walking besides her, after they both have taken a much needed nap.

"Ina? Where are you?"

Ina appeared, and she had a big teddy bear with a heart that said 'I love you beary much' and a box of chocolates in one hand, and a bag ful of dog treats in the other hand.

"Hello, everyone. I apologise for how I've been acting last night. I've had too much to drink, and it made me show unacceptable behaviour. I'm sorry." She said this, and had the biggest pout on her face.

".....how can I stay annoyed with you when you are this cute? Come here."

Bella openee her arms, and Ina gladly went to her. She picked Dexter up and gave him a kiss on his nose.

"I do hope you can forgive me, buddy"

Dexter looked a long time at Ina, but gave her a lick on her cheek after a while. Ina and Bella started to chuckle.

"I'll take that as a yes, then."

Together, they enjoyed a happy and cuddly day. Ina made Bella promise to stop her from drinking this much next time.

"You are a big girl, I'm sure you can handle yourself."

"Well, appearantely not, otherwise my hangover wouldn't be this bad."

"Another thing that might help is pearjuice, they say the sweet flavors take the pain away" Bella said, and gave her a bottle of pearjuice."

"Well, you know what they say" Ina said. "A pear a day keeps the hangover away"

"How's that working for you now?"

"....no comment"

The end

#ina x mc #ina kingsley #choices #fluff

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brownangel07 · 5 years

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NCT 127 reaction - first time saying the L word

(Disclaimer - fluff ahead)

Taeyong:

“Whatever dress you try on will look beautiful on you stop worrying” Tae says trying to reassure you.

“You’re only saying that because you want me to hurry up” you respond, changing your outfit again.

Turning you around to face him, his hands lightly squishes both of your cheeks together so your lips pucker out.

His lips instantly meets yours in a quick peck loving the taste of the strawberry lip balm you put on.

“Don’t wear anything if you can’t find clothes” he says winking at you, making you laugh.

“I don’t even know why I love you sometimes” you say jokingly, slapping his chest.

Letting go of your cheeks, Taeyong stares bewildered at you.

“You love me?” He questions

“Yes idiot now hurry up and help me pick something”

Smiling at you, he reconnects his lips with yours in a more slow loving kiss.

Taeil:

“Hurry up the movie is starting” you rush Taeil to sit down with the popcorn in between you two.

Finally sitting down, he passes you your favourite drink, and candy that he secretly brought in.

“When did you buy this?” You ask smiling at him, already eating the candy.

“When you went in without me” he whispers getting looks from the people besides you in the cinema.

“I love you” you whisper back, clasping both of your hands together.

Taeil cheeks blush even under the dark lights, knowing he was smiling hard.

“I love you too”

“Can you two shut up!” someone whispers harshly, eyes dagger at both of you.

Both of you turn to look at each other, eyes wide open, already feeling the deep laughter that was threatening to spill any second.

Johnny:

“Johnny we’re lost let’s just ask for help”

Glancing at you, his lips purse in irration clearly not liking to be wrong.

“John please we’ve passed this shop like a billion times” you try again.

Eventually, he stops asking for direction to the venue you were supposed to be at.

“See that wasn’t that bad” you say, placing your hand on top of his.

“Yeah yeah” he mutters out annoyed by something.

“Hey Johnny... I love you” you admitted waiting for his reaction.

A grin forms on his face, not expecting you to say it so soon.

“I know” he chuckles at you, not upset anymore.

“Why were you upset?”

“because you said you loved the dog first then to me” he says childishly.

Yuta:

“I’m going to beat you, just give up now” Yuta’s fingers, latch onto your waist, tickling you.

“Stop it!” You shout, tears spilling out of your eyes from the laughter.

“Say it y/n, say it and I’ll let go” he tries persuading you.

“I w-ont ever S-ay it” you struggle getting your words out trying to catch your breath

Yuta clearly wasn’t going to give up anytime soon, so you reach up kissing his soft lips stopping his actions for a second.

His tongue slips out meeting yours half way, to which you let him lead the kiss.

Yuta’s hands make their way down to your thighs, pulling them up to wrap around his waist.Leaning away for air, you stare up at him lovingly.

“I love you...moments like this between us” you mutter to him.

His face blushes a light pink, moving to hide near your neck so you can’t see how emotional you got him.

Jaehyun:

“You’re doing it great” you encourage Jae whilst he tries to make your dad favourite dish.

“Are you sure because I feel like I’m doing this wrong” he says trying to form the dough in a ball. Unfortunately for him it keeps separating, or crumbling in his hands.

“Should i pour more of this?” He questions already pouring it in.

“Nooo don’t....” You shout hands reaching to stop him but it was to late.

“You see I can’t do this, he’s going to hate me more” He glumly sulks giving up.

“At least you tried....maybe let me make it and I’ll say you did?” You try making him happy whilst he pouts at you.

“You want me to lie to your dad, he’ll hate me even more. I just want him to like me.”

“To be honest babe, you’re shit at this so don’t even think of trying to make this and giving my dad food poisoning. Also I love you so it doesn’t matter” Jae chuckles at your bold statement,

“You’re supposed to be nice to me and you lov...wait what” A puzzled look crosses over his face not thinking he heard you correctly.

“Yes dumbo you heard right I love you, don’t make a big deal out of it” you rush out getting embarrassed by his intense stare.

“Don’t make a big deal out of it?!”He shouts picking you in a tight hug, he spins you around hearing your loud laughter.

Winwin:

“Ewwww stop I don’t want to kiss you” you joke, trying to detach yourself away from his tight embrace.

“Give me loveeeeee” win tries to steal another kiss from you but you turn away last minute making him laugh.

“Win carry on and I swear that’s it” his arms instantly let go of you, giving you the cutest puppy dog eyes he could muster up.

“You’re going to clean those dam dishes whether you like it or not, stop trying to seduce me” his lips pucker out completely ignoring what you just said.

“Ugh but I don’t want to, should I do aegyo I know you secretly love it” he observes your face waiting on your answer.

“No that’s so cringeyyy” you moan out, knowing that you don’t like it.

“Was that a yes? Alright then” he smiles evilly at you getting ready to start.

Your hands quickly rush over to stop him, causing you to slap his mouth.

“Ouch” he mutters, moving your hands away from him.

“Oh shit sorry baby I didnt mean to” you say worried about his now growing pink cheeks and chin.

He pouts at you still playing the facade hoping you will buy into it.

Pecking his lips, you continue to pepper him with kisses.

“You want me to kiss it all better baby, I’ll do it because I love you” your voice going abnormally high, loving to see his face while you do you aegyo.

Winwin’s blush takes over his whole face, flushed by the aegyo and you telling him you love him.

Jungwoo:

“Stop being so scared” you tease, jungwoo for not wanting to go out and play with the snow.

“You’re going to push me I know you will” he groans to himself, already stepping outside.

Cheekily you jog over to a hiding spot so he couldn’t see you.

Grabbing as much snow as you could, you form it into a ball shape aiming towards him.

Throwing the ball at his chest, Jungwoo realises you just wanted a snow fight.

You both go on for what seemed to be hours playing in the snow until you finally offered to get some hot chocolate.

“Let’s go” you say walking back in the house.

Watching his struggling to walk made you want to bust out laughing but you hold it in quite well.

Giving him a slight push when he wasn’t looking, you watch as his arms instantly grip onto yours pulling you down with him.

“I knew you were going to do that” his smile beams up at you.

You both laid down on the snow side by side, just staring up at the gloomy sky.

Turning your head to face him you utter the words that have been dying to be released.

“I love you Jungwoo”

The corners of his mouth, makes it’s way up whilst his hand goes to your cheek brushing away the snow that had fallen on it.

“I love you too y/n”

Mark:

“I’m allergic to it...nuts” you mumble.

Mark’s head shoots at your direction, nearly having a heart attack thinking you had already fallen asleep.

“Nuts” you giggle in your sleep by the word.

Soon mark realised you were sleep talking.

He sighs in relief, going back to the game he was playing on his phone.

“Mmm nuts...I’m not allergic to his” you giggle again, making mark choke on his saliva.

His flushed cheeks, burned a deep red not being able to help the slight boner that was forming.

“She’s sleep talking Mark, get ahold of yourself” he mutters to himself.

Once he thinks you stopped, you surprise him again.

“I love him...Mark...and his nuts” you mumble clear enough for him to hear it, turning on your side your sleep talk stops the only sound heard is your loud snores.

“She loves me, and my nuts” he laughs to himself, thinking of ways to embarrass you with this new information.

Haechan:

“Promise you won’t get mad” Haechan tries to make you sit down hoping somehow it might make the news less damaging.

“I’m not promising that if you’re about to tell me something that will make me angry”

Taking in a deep breath Haechan finally speaks.

“I broke your laptop” he rushes out, quickly running away to lock himself in the bathroom so you won’t kill him.

“You what!” Yelling at the top of your lungs, you run after him.

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry I know you said not to play with it but it was a accident” Haechan explains, but your banging on the door and pulling at the knob caused you not to hear him clearly.

“Open this door right now Haechan” you say with a deadly voice.

“No you’re going to kill me”

Clearing your throat you try to speak with a softer tone.

“Come on out baby, I won’t hurt you I love you too much to kill you”

The door swings open, revealing a tear eyed Haechan.

“Oh baby it’s not that big of deal...don’t cry I can get it fixed” you try comforting him.

“But all your work was on there”

“It’s fine Haechan honestly” you say pulling him into a hug.

“You won’t kill me right..because you love me?” Giggling at his scared tone you place a gentle kiss on his lips reassuring him again.

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katieelizabeth · 4 years

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What would you call your body type? Definitely curvy

Are you a morning person? Yes and no. I’m taking sleep meds for nausea so right now waking up is kinda hard.

Have you ever been to Target? Loveeeeee Target

Do you like iced tea? Iced tea is always my jam

When is the next time you’ll be at work? Hmm it’s kinda up in the air right now. I’m itching to get back tho.

Do you have a savings account? Yes. one for myself, one with my boyfriend

Has anyone ever hacked your accounts before? Only once.

What color bedsheets are currently on your bed? Currently grey

Have you ever been to Disney World? If so, how many times have you been? Yes, I wanna say total like 6 times.

Does grammar and capitalization mean anything to you? It absolutely does.

Are you good at wrapping gifts for others? My boyfriend thinks I'm a terrible wrapper hahah

Do you have a dirty clothes hamper in your room? Yes.

What would you say is your favorite television show? If I had to narrow it down, probably Skins.

Do you enjoy big holiday dinners? Yes and no. I don’t care for holiday dinners with my family but I love holiday dinners with my boyfriends family.

Is there any piece of jewelry you’re constantly wearing? I’m not married or engaged but I do wear a small silver band on my ring finger.

What is one thing you desire as of now? To be able to just go and sit down in a restaurant. This virus has everyone living in fear and I'm tired of it and want to live normally and enjoy my pregnancy

What kind of phone do you have? An iPhone XR.

If you could move anywhere, where would you choose? Canada or London

Do you blog a lot, if at all? No not really. I used to when Xanga was big.

Is your present hair color, natural? Nope.

What makes you the most angry when it comes to people? My boyfriend thinks that anytime my opinion is different than his, then I'm trying to argue with him. It’s so fucking frustrating.

Describe your current outfit? Anaheim Ducks shirt and matching pj pants hahah

What was the last thing you ordered online? Some toothbrushes lol

Have you ever felt as though you were drifting apart from a best friend? Ive had two best friends in my life completely shut me out before. It sucks.

What color are your eyes? Poop brown

Have you ever worn color contacts? I have but I could never wear them because of the astigmatisms in both my eyes. Lasik was the best decision of my life

What’s the best thing about a hug? Right now I miss everything about hugs

Biggest fear? Losing my loved ones, death, never getting better/getting worse, never doing anything with my life....

If you have a significant other, how long have you been together? Just celebrated three years

Do you know any genuinely friendly people? Yes.

Do you buy your friends gifts? I try to when I can

What was the last thing you plugged in? My phone to the charger.

How old are you? 29

What color headphones do you own? They’re black.

Have you ever shopped on Urban Outfitters? No, just a reminder than I'm fat

Where do you buy the majority of your clothing? Amazon, Goodwill

Would you rather wear necklaces or earrings? Necklaces

Do you consider yourself fortunate? Very

Do you enjoy watching fights? Nooo.

Have you ever been in a physical fight? No way

Do you tend to talk badly about people? I try not to but everyone is guilty of that

Where are your parents as of now? Watching tv in the tv room

Does your computer cooperate most of the time? I literally just bought it so yes haha

Does your family have any cheesy traditions? Kind of

When did you last go to a book store? Gosh it’s been a while!

What’s the closest book store where you live? Barnes & Noble.

How much money do you have on you right now? On hand, $20.

Favorite personal feature? my hair and my lips

Are you wearing make up at the moment? Nope.

Favorite television channel? Bravo, E!, ID, HBO

Describe any piercings or tattoos you might have? 6 tattoos no piercings

Have you ever been fired from a job? INope

Are you currently losing a best friend? No.

Describe the worst day of your life: I’m good.

Do you play any video games? Not at the moment

Would you say you hate anyone? I feel hatred towards racists, homophobics, ect.

Do you think freckles are cute? Very cute!

Last time you went to the mall? Gosh its been a really long time

Name something that’s your favorite color: anything teal

Have you been to Red Lobster before? Yesssss. I want seafood

Do you judge by appearances? Anyone who tells you they don't to some degree is a fucking liar.

Do you follow a certain religion? No thank you

Who is your role model, if you had to choose? Im not really sure

Would you rather have nice hair or lips? Hair.

What are you most self conscious about? Pretty much my whole body

Do you have any family members who live out of town? Yeah.

Do you consider yourself short? Nope, I'm average height for a girl

What room are you in? Mine.

Hoodies or jackets? Hoodies.

Are you outside a lot? No not really. The sun doesn’t like my skin haha

Have you ever been dumped via text message? Nope

Do you like dreamcatchers? Not really

What is your favorite letter of the alphabet? I don’t have one.

Do you hate repetitive people and things? Depends on the situation

Do you think autocorrect is a blessing or curse? BOTH

Do you believe in any particular curses? No.

Ever play a Ouija board? Nope, my mom wouldn't let me growing up

What movie scares you the most? The Exorcist. I can watch the movie now no problem but it FUCKED up my childhood.

What was your bedtime as a child? 9. I remember watching Happy Days from 8-9

Reason why your favorite holiday is your favorite: Who doesn't love Christmastime?

Do you work with any close friends? I work with my baby daddy

Do you consider yourself spoiled? I would say in some way I'm probably spoiled

Do you listen to any country music? yes

Favorite high school teacher: I don’t specifically remember any high school teachers I liked. Probably my French teacher. He was super cool!

Do you ever get drunk? Of course. Can’t drink yet tho until after baby

Have you ever had highlights before? Nope

Favorite number: 7,10

Do you still sleep with any stuffed animals? Not anymore. I used to for a a long time

What is your biggest regret in life? Eh I've got a few

Would you say you think you have a mental disorder of some kind? Depression/anxiety. Ive taken meds for it

Are you normally an independent person? I like to think myself as independent but my boyfriend sure takes care of me. I dunno what id do without him

Do you have any paintings? a few

What is one clothing fad you wish never existed? anything from the early 2000s haha

Do you like to be organized? Do I like it? Yes. Am I organized? NO

Have you ever failed a class before? oh yes

Ever been judged because of your weight? All the time. Not so much as an adult tho

What is your favorite breakfast cereal? The sugary bad ones, ha.

Ever had a wish come true? Nope

Do you regret meeting any of your exes? No way

Do you own any coloring books? Yes haha those adult ones

What’s the meanest thing someone’s called you? I can’t think of anything specific. Probably fat

Have you ever bullied someone? I likely have, unfortunately :(

Do you ever watch Lifetime? Only for the reality shows

Ever tried to intentionally sabotage someone’s grade? God no

Do you own any brown clothing? Hmmm I don’t think so

What color are your walls painted? White.

Last thing you drank: I’m drinking decaf coffee

Have you ever seen a tornado in person? Noooo.

Do you have an inground pool at your house? Nope

What is the first digit of your phone number? 9

What’s the prettiest town you’ve been to? Anywhere in England

Do you tend to sleep a lot? yes and no. I’m taking sleeping meds but it’s hard for me to fall asleep

Silver or gold jewelry? Silver

Do you sometimes celebrate holidays early? Not usually. My boyfriends family Is out of state tho

Have you ever been in love? Yes.

What’s the best gift you’ve ever received? My unborn child

When was the last time you showered? Last night

Would you consider yourself attractive? Sometimes yes

Has anyone made you mad today? Nope

Favorite smell: Vanilla

Are you afraid of insects? I wouldn't say afraid

Do you have any children? I’ve got one cookin in the oven haha

If so, what are their names? I’ll tell you when I know the gender

Would ever consider having children in the future? MORE children? Lets see how traumatized this first one is haha

Have you ever lived on a farm? No.

Ever played any sports? Oh yes, played soccer till I was 18

Do both of your parents have jobs? They're both retired from jobs they were at for 40+ years

Where is the best place you’ve been on vacation to? Its a tie between South Africa, London and Colorado

Are you afraid people won’t accept you? Not anymore. Being an adult means getting over that haha

Are you, for the most part, an honest person? I try to be

Did you make prank phone calls as a child? oh yes!

Do you like to make donations? Yeah.

What is your current ringtone? Just the standard apple ringtone

Meet anyone from your past lately? No.

Have you ever called a teen suicide line? No.

Have you ever caught something on fire? Not that I can think of

Ever been obsessed with a show? Ive been obsessed with many shows

What type of perfume or cologne do you use? English Laundry Signature

What’s the last book you read? The book that Ted Bundys girlfriend wrote

Dream career: Zooologist

Have you ever climbed a mountain before? Yes, in Colorado

At what age do you plan to get married? Not sure, we aren't in a rush to marry

Ever been in a car accident? Yes, three

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I've been reading the pen pal au all night as it's come up on my dash, I LOVE IT LIKE I LOVE ALL THE OTHERS but I am here to talk about something slightly different if that's okay. Because for ages i've been wanting to write a pen-pal AU for Phil/Carl? But I never finish stuff :'( so i'm giving you the plot summary to share with the world :))) 1/6

It starts with a school project, in high school – for the swedish kids it's about practicing english, for the american kids it's about learning about life in another part of the world. So Phil and Carl are paired up, and they pretty much immediately latch on to the fact that the other likes hockey, and they become friends, continuing on after the project is officially finished. They tell each other literally everything, confessing about maybe liking boys and scary shit like that, 2/6

but then after like, a year, carl sends phil a picture of himself, and it's not just any picture, it's one of him like, shirtless on the beach, and he looks stupidly hot in it, and Phil is really self conscious about the way he looks so he's like oh nooo he's way out my league :((( he sends a photo back because carl asked for one, but it's just of him in his hockey gear and not really close, 3/6(meanwhile carl is stressing did he come on too strong?? is phil gonna think he's vain?? but he gets a photo of phil back and he looks hot in his hockey gear like carl is so INTO it you have no idea). But Phil is really sad now, so he gradually stops writing, taking longer and longer to respond until he just kinda fades away. And they both think that's the end of it, and are both really sad about it :((( 4/6

BUT THEN! Phil goes to college to play hockey, and a year later, he hears there is a SWEDISH FRESHMAN NAMED CARL, and it IS HIS CARL OH NOOO!! His plan is to just ignore the whole thing, but the first time he meets Carl Carl is like PHIL REMEMBER ME I LOVE YOU (not exactly like that but you get it), and Phil is like, no you don't, you're so hot and i'm... not that, and carl is like I think YOU'RE hot, and maybe you're not traditionally handsome but you're cute and smart and funny 5/6and I fell in love with you through your letters long before I knew what you looked like so THERE. And then they kiss and live happily ever after the END. (or it doesn't have to be the end, I have this really elaborate vision of them getting to the nhl but on different teams until they FINALLY end up in pittsburgh together and then there's a whole coming out story and honestly I could go on forever so i'll stop now) 6/6

im so emo over this i loveeeeee

#phil/carl #pen pal au #THE INSECURITY #THE PINING #THE UNCERTAINTY #PEN PAL AU IS GREAT WITH EVERYTHING #LIKE KETCHUP #but for your soul #ask bee

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