#not u

[nanaslutt]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck i think i might have to use ‘y/n’ for the first time ever in the continuation of the toji fic……….ill try my hardest not too but UUUGGGGGHHHHAHAAAAHHHHHHHHHUHHHHHHHH

#y/n i hate u #not u #but like #y/n #you get it

[breadandblankets]

need like an autistic chore swap, like I will do your budgeting and laundry if you will sweep my house but unfortunately that involves meeting and trusting people

#bread thoughts #please let me handle your money i know im not a feduciary how do u spell that but i Am autistic #the stars aligned to make my special interests very applicable for capitalism #but also i hate dishes and cleaning #snow if u see this stfu u work 7 days a week #not u

[levforfakes]

RRRRRRRRRRRRRR

#hes kinda cute ngl #shut up #not u #the voices #luke castellan

[sparklingchim]

describe a (rich) tv... i need it for my essay 💀 kinda urgent

broad. examples for better comprehension:

#could go on all day long #if u don't get a straight a for this #it's them #👎🏼 #not u #darly asks #anon

[mixing-up-details]

Bro I’m just now realizing that since reader is now trying to find her place in NOT U, catch up with A LOT of stuff in her world, she’ll also have to catch up with ongoing trends in her time now! She’ll be out of touch definitely. I can also just imagine her getting sent a meme (or a meme trend), by any of the skelebros and be instantly confused lol. Idk I may be overlooking things but I thought it might be funny with her trying to adapt now 🤣

LOL that is a funny thought xD

And you know, you might actually be right. It has been stated that she doesn't really have friends and that she was busy chasing anomalies to make any since she never really stayed in one place for very long. She might have, like, a MySpace or Facebook or something but only really because her family might be on it and she'll just check their status from time to time and that's it.

Other than that, she could very well be behind on the meme train xD

#ask #not u #just imagine reader getting some silly meme #and she's just like *confused laugh* followed by “I don't get it.”

[disgustinggf]

I'm so, so proud of you.

can y'all stop acting like my posts are directed at u. i'm not sucking ur dick bruh gtfo

#when i said #dont tell me ur proud of me unless ur tryna get ur dick sucked #I WAS TALKING ABT SOMEONE #NOT U #ITS NEVER U #I DONT WANT ANY OF U FFS #asks

[fanart-for-life-bun]

Valerian enter the game!

Um, i did kinda promised a continuation to whatever this post was sooo... Apologies for the ugly sketching, busy semester y'know?

Hope you both like it regardless

@topazillustrates @perfectstevenau​

((TRANSCRIPT – IN THE NAME OF CORRUPTION (SU AU CROSSOVER))

PART 2

False!Diamond: *holds connie by her arm, raising her up while the other summons a shield to block spinel scythe and frustrate her attempts to help connie* So, shall we begin?

Spinel: Let her go!

Scarred!Connie: Ugh, bastard! I´ll kill you!

???: *out of frame* Y´know, as much as she is fun to mess with, only I get to do that

Scarred!Connie: Val?…

Valerian: *steps in, high heels on view* So, how about you drop them and mind your own business

Valerian: *shows up, a smug grin on their face* Before i give you a reason to run ~

Previous >>>> Next

#bunbunart #digital sketch #perfect steven fanart #false steven gemstone fanart #su au crossover #steven universe #connie maheswaran #au scarred connie #au scarred spinel #valerian #false gemstone #valerian did say only i get to bully the shortie #not u

[cashweasel]

Ok sure, I'll bother u

#begone thot #I was talking to the ordinary folks #not u #ask

[bisluthq]

They broke up.... They are having a chat about it 😂😂💀💀

Lmao.. We knew something was coming because as usual when the antis are loud. Something happens. But this they have both Joe and Taylor in the frame.. They can't even say how do we know she was with Joe like last time in that tiktok with Taylor, Joe and pat... This time it's a slamdunk😂😂

No guys it’s Aaron Dessner 💀💀

#anons against Swiftwyn #not u

[knifefightscene]

#this is so funny to me #from textpost u came to textpost u shall return #7

[theriverbeyond]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

#guy who is getting out of work at 1pm!!!! 📢 #tomorrow is my last day but u have loved this job. i love to leave. #trb.txt #i* have

[mixing-up-details]

Hey guys! Guess what! I've uploaded 3 chapters for "Not Of This Universe"!

Whaaaaaat??? An update for NOT U??? You better believe it!

Sorry that it's been a year since I last updated the fic. I didn't abandon it I just... lost my head-space for it. After all, I've been busy with "The House(mate) Maid" plus simping for skeletons and that mindset can really screw with the plot of a story haha...

Anyway, I hope you guys enjoy these chapters and I hope the next time I update, it won't be a year from now kdjfhkjfdh

#update #not of this universe #not u #its been 84 years #anyway i hope you like the chapters!

[epicsauce]

my collection of "weird social practices that are too funny to be considered rude"

#u should add more if u have any #00

[randomalistic]

Selfshippers who ship with weird/unappealing characters. I love you. Like hell yeah you go get with Mr Crocker. Go get with lord faarquad

#I get it. #EMBRACE THAT SHIT #it’s such a fucking power move and I gain so much respect for u #also I’d like to add I selfship with spamton neo and king candybug #if that makes you feel any better #selfship #txt #1k

[trans-rights-coastalmangoes]

you know he would have been one of Those kids

inspired by this pic:

#it's me. i'm THose kids. years on ppl were still like “hey u were the guy who drew really cool dragons” #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #laios touden #laios dungeon meshi