#not witchposting

[autumnlilybug]

Ok so genuinely wondering because I just saw this: does anyone out there actually mind the ads on Tumblr? Because in my experience they've been the least annoying social media app to use in that regard.

Reddit? Yeah their ads are absolutely awful and frequently just have hate speech, so I run a custom version of Infinity.

YouTube? God fucking damn their ads are horrific, imo YT is entirely unusable without blocking the ads somehow, so I use NewPipe+SponsorBlock which doesn't even require me to use a Google account.

Instagram? They aren't too horrible? But the ads auto play with sound and are weird and scammy and gross, and they track the shit out of you, so I patched their app anyways.

But Tumblr...? Honestly one of the only websites/apps I've ever used that isn't an absolute shit show without an ad blocker. They could give me like 50% more ads and I don't think I'd even care. The ads on Tumblr aren't even hate speech or scams or just gross like other platforms, idk if maybe that's pure luck or what but they're just less bad overall.

So like on the one hand yeah ads are generally a Bad Thing™ for user experience, but Tumblr does it right, and I'm guessing the fact that they're not currently making it worse means that it works for them, right? /rant over

#not witchposting #but in general the push to fit more ads into media is getting really horrendous #my mom couldn't turn off our TV earlier because it was stuck showing an ad on Hulu or something #Like the remote was entirely disabled as if this ad absolutely needed to be shown or Hulu would go bankrupt or smth wtf #wtf even is that #that shouldn't be a thing that happens #and it was a 1 minute unskippable ad #/rant over for real this time

[cecillias-garden]

Cast iron phone

Cast iron phone case

Cast iron phone case OtterBox

Cast iron phone case Android

Phone sigils

Phone sigils fae

Faeries keep stealing phone

Gun license New Jersey

#fae #faeries #faerie #fair folk #witchposting

[maddness-time-bby]

Being a witch trying to research with books is just like:

"no"

"that's blatant misinformation"

"this guy was exposed as a nazi"

"no"

"that's historically inaccurate"

"this person was exposed as a terf"

"no"

"oh something I can use-"

#witchposting #witchcraft #traditional witchcraft #I know there are good books out there #they can just be hard to find #witchblr #witches of tumblr

[friend-crow]

Dude, quit trying to cleanse my aura. It has taken me years to develop this patina.

#shitpost #witchpost

[witchofdiamonds]

congratulations to teru for being the most character ever. he’s a popular kid. he has awful taste in fashion. he strangled a kid once and subsequently became besties with him. he has been to space, and not in a spaceship. magic terrorists have been trying to kidnap him for multiple years. he has no qualms about torturing and killing people. he got beat up by a cool, handsome boy and rebuilt his entire life philosophy around it. he shakes hands as an intimidation technique. he is 14. his best friend’s brother’s best friend is the son of the magic terrorist leader. he may or may not know that fact. he gets a psychosomatic fever every time he loses a battle. his hair has changed at least four times, and each one is plot relevant. he lives alone. he ate an evil cookie and went to go fight god. he resisted brainwashing three times through sheer force of will. he steals other people’s moves at any given opportunity. he burned a guy alive, but sees no particular reason to talk about that. he goes through life like it’s an anime. he has trans shoes. his birthday is on homestuck day. his name is teruki hanazawa and he’s blonde.

#mob psycho 100 #mp100 #teruki hanazawa #teru #witchposting

[fiddlysticks]

theory aside I believe it is important that your witchcraft be, first and foremost, Cool As Fuck. it needs to slap. if you don't have something that you're like "yeah this is just plain awesome" what are you doing. live a little

#kal talks #witchposting #witchcraft #occultism

[dendrobium-writes]

There is a void in my study.

It regards me politely as Ma'am, Madame, Miss, and Lady. It does not have a name, or if it does it refuses to tell me. But it does listen to my instructions, fetching things and preparing evening tea.

Strands of yellow hair flow from the top of its form. I have named it Daffodil, after the color. It seems to like this name, and began answering to it right away.

It asked if I could stitch and sew. I can, and told it as much. It asked that I make it a dress to match its name. I obliged, if only to see the smile on its newly formed face.

It seems to conform to the shape and form of the dress I made, blurry legs, arms, and a head have appeared now. I suppose this means it likes it.

Daffodil now seems to have fully realized itself. Its features have become clear and definable, with ball joints and wind-up gears.

The void in my study was the absence of a person. But now, it's the presence of a Doll.

#empty spaces #dendrobium.writes #dollposting #witchposting

[small-witch-big-hat]

Please reblog to add to the witch.

#witchposting

[cat-eared-dollwitch]

The doll felt its witch’s arms gently snake under its own. She held its brass and porcelain body against her, her grasp soft and tentative.

“If I asked you to hurt me, would you?” She asked her doll. Her voice was quiet and fragile. Something was wrong.

The doll hugged its witch back, thinking. Pseudo-flesh on a titanium frame. They were both dolls of a sort. Porcelain fingers splayed out on the witch’s lower back, feeling through the fabric of her shirt the tightness of synthetic muscle around her spine. Its witch liked it when that valley in between muscle groups just above the base of her tail got massaged. It had a calming effect on her. It usually made her purr, actually, but in that moment her throat stayed silent.

“I would never hurt you, ma’am.” the doll intoned.

“Even if I asked you nicely?” the witch asked, then gently nuzzled her face into the crook of the doll’s neck.

“Negative.”

Her voice was muffled by the fabric of the doll’s dress when she spoke again. “Or if I ordered you?”

The doll felt something twist in its clockwork heart. Its hands froze on its witch’s back, the massage halted. “I… think that would make this one very sad, ma’am.” It’s voice wavered a little, emotion just barely showing through.

“Oh..” the witch squeezed its doll a little tighter in her embrace.

The doll didn’t want to think about hurting its witch. The very idea made it want to cry. It said as much, voice almost breaking from the feeling in its chest. “Being forced to hurt you would make this one cry.”

The witch flinched a little. “I-I’m sorry. I won’t ask you about something like that again.”

“It is alright, ma’am.” it intoned simply. The sadness slowly began to drain out of its frame and its hands started to knead and rub its witch’s back again.

The witch was silent for a few moments, then asked another question. “If I was hurt, would you tend to my wounds?”

“Without question.” Her doll answered immediately.

The doll felt the witch shake softly. “Thank you.” she murmured against her doll’s dress.

“There is no need for thanks. Taking care of you is my job, ma’am. It would be an honor to bandage your wounds.”

A shaky half purr escaped her throat. “Thank you anyway.” she said.

“If you were broken into one thousand pieces, this one would stitch every shard back together, one by one, until you were whole again.” it said, finding its voice full of a conviction that it didn’t realize it had that much of.

“Oh doll...” the witch murmured and more shaky purring followed. And as a tail curled softly around its leg, the doll realized its shoulder was getting wet. Its witch was crying.

“Ma’am?” the doll queried.

A fragile “Mhm?” in between broken purring was all it got in response.

“Care you.”

Its witch sobbed once, an ugly sob ripped free from a throat already occupied by self-comforting vibrations. The doll held her tighter, close and secure.

“Safe.” it said simply, one word carrying the weight of so much more than just its dictionary meaning.

The witch took a moment to get her shuddering breath under control. She sniveled. “Safe.” she rasped back. She was safe. “Thank you. Care you too.” she added, and meant it with her whole artificial heart.

#empty spaces #witchposting #dollposting #microfic #unrequited masochistic urges babyyy let’s go #katja

[mosscreektarot]

Pick a Pile: A Message from Your Soul Mate

From top to bottom, and left to right there are 4 groups. Pick the image you feel drawn to, or can't stop looking at. Take your time.

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Group 1: Top Left

Oracle Card: 

Energetic Clearing: “During crises, the Holy One Herself may be emptying you of fear and attachments, preparing you to receive Her luminous Plan." 

You are stepping into your power. It's frightening and painful. But, you have an iron will and are learning that practicing discipline is KEY for getting where you need to be. Your fiery wit and sharp sense of humor are admired by all. 

Be strong my love. The time of suffering is nigh over. A new dawn has risen. Fear not feeling lost, for you are creating your own way. 

Focus on your career at this time~your well-being, energy, and confidence are boosted by your success. You’ve got this! 

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Group 2: Top Right

Oracle Card: 

Acceptance: "Radical Acceptance in the Now opens the Flow"

You may have been drawn to Group one’s photo as well, in which case group one’s message is also for you. The Queen of Wands appears in this spread as the first card again, staring straight ahead.

You know what you want and you are going for it. You’re present, resilient, kind, and the next 6 months will be blooming for you. Romance is in the air, and it’s high time we meet, my darling. 

Take care of your home and hearth. Recharge. Enjoy your times of quiet contemplation, for as life changes, so too your idea of peace. 

Sometimes you bite off more than you can chew, and it gets you so riled up! Pause before you act, take a breath, accept that fate has the best life in store for us, and enjoy the little moments. 

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Group 3: Bottom Left

Oracle Card: 

Grounded: “Many of the most evolved beings on earth are “regular” folks living with joy, dignity, and courage.” 

Passion. So much passion and love is in store for us, honey. The life we always dreamt of, happiness, laughter, and adventure. The world is our oyster, and we just need to crack the shell of knowing one another. 

Time and distance have kept us apart, but our waiting will soon be over. 

5 months of hardship for a lifetime of happiness. 

Do not let fear make you reckless. Forgive your mistakes; we are all imperfect human beings on a wild and mysterious planet. Cosmic star, death cannot keep us apart. I await thee. 

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Group 4: Bottom Right

Oracle Card:

Divine Flow, Rx: “Eventually, one sublime desire takes precedence over all others: to follow the Tao, the Divine Flow, at all costs.”

Saddle up, sad one. I’ve got a lot to say to you. You’ve been burned recently. Your heart’s on fire. Life isn’t going your way, and never seems to be progressing or changing. 

You’re moving forward. 

One step at a time. 

Don’t lose sight of your artistic endeavors. The light shines more brightly when it touches your skin. You are a star, a luminosity so mysterious and beautiful I marvel to behold you. 

Find balance. Ease into it. Create routines in your life and rituals you stick to. Fill your own cup. Stop worrying about if, how, when, and start doing. Find your flow. 

You can’t resist the universe. 

#tarot #tarotblr #tarot reading #pick a card #pick a pile #pick a picture #tarot readers #love reading #message from your soul mate #mountaincreektarot #oracle #oracle reading #oracle deck #tarot deck #free tarot reading #tarot community #witchposting #tarot witch #divination #swans #images of swans not mine #pics of tarot cards and oracles and stones are mine

[6ft2lesbian]

I’d do anything for people to just call me doll or witch like it’s my fuckin rank in public. You know what I am. You know what I’m about.

War-witch Katja. Automaton. Combat doll. Machine. Weapon.

Hey I’m so fuckin normal.

#witchposting? #lol idk. #combat doll

[autumnlilybug]

Ok so uh. My arm just like. Started having scratches on it. And like bumps. And I'm kinda freaked out. It's itchy, it kinda seems like poison ivy but idk when tf I would have gotten that this week considering I've just been in rehearsals and shows for the school musical. It started like four days ago and I was like "Eh. It'll be fine. My skin does weird things 🙃." But it is not fine. And now I'm very worried. So uhhhhh if anyone has any idea what it might be pls send help

#Strange Medical Issues™ #could it be something from the costume shirt or smth??? #like fr wtf is this shit #not witchposting #i actually hate this wtf

[cecillias-garden]

I got POLYMORPHED into a CUCUMBER by the WIZARD COUNCIL as punishment for my REPEATED USE of ILLEGAL WIZARD SPELLS, in addition to VARIOUS other WIZARD CRIMES, and all I got was POLYMORPHED into a CUCUMBER, as I have mentioned previously.

#wizardposting #witchposting #Milfin ain't easy

[maddness-time-bby]

So does anyone know why so many "New Age" shops are like... the way they are?

I mean at this point I feel like most witches who have spent at lease a year or two practicing/researching the craft have had the experience of walking into a store recommended to you by someone well meaning because "you like witchy stuff, right?" only to be hit with the strongest incense imaginable, "smudging sticks", overpriced goods, books by Silver RavenWolf, and crystals you just know weren't sourced ethically. If there was only a small handful of shops like this, I wouldn't be making this post. The problem is, however, that most "witchy" stores only promote and cater towards an audience of beginner witches that don't know better, and people who genuinely don't care about appropriation. Why is this the norm. Genuinely. I know the obvious answer is "because they make money and we live in a capitalistic society", but still. I want to be able to not have my expectations in the Earth's core when it comes to "witchy" shops. I want these stores to not set such bad examples for beginners. And most importantly, I want better for our community. These stores drag the reputation of witchcraft and magic through the mud, when they really shouldn't be. Like do any other communities have the problem? Do fishing shops suck this badly? Or am I just going insane again.

#witchposting #witchcraft #witchblr #traditional witchcraft #witches of tumblr

[friend-crow]

Concept: divination using the mold that grows in your spell jars.

It's not a bug, it's a feature.

#shitpost #witchpost

[witchofdiamonds]

Thinking about Triple Deluxe from the People of the Sky’s perspective is wild

#kirby #kirby triple deluxe #the people of the sky #taranza #queen sectonia #floralia #this is just a bunch of memes dude #witchposting