#oh and they have it in three sizes

[eugaenia]

So I've finally made it to visit Rievaulx Abbey in Yorkshire. Beside being absolutely stunned by the ruins of the abbey itself, I almost melted when I saw this in the souvenir shop. Just look at it.

Of course I was not gonna leave this silly monk-bear there. Thank you, English Heritage, for making my day.

#oh and they have it in three sizes #i chose the middle one #rievaulx abbey #english heritage #yorkshire #medieval monks #misc

[b4kuch1n]

fanciful stories (you're way too good at this)

(that's not what it's about. being good at it)

#pokemon #swsh #champion leon #gym leader raihan #assistant sonia #three parts of a whole idiot #hi. this is mostly me testing just goin at it with ink again. its wonky but! thats not what its about! #thinking abt little boy... in the arena with a set of league uniform a size too big. winning because it's fun #leon truly is like a recurring nightmare I have. every other month I wake up in the middle of the night like oh shit leon pokemon #also reintroducing the dragonfly motif for raihan... I debuted it for leon but tbh? it fits raihan better #this is like magical girl to me. the image genre of using kids toys to do archetypal hero things #man. I really need to draw a very specific thing for gloria. leon may be in it but I want it to be for gloria #we'll see! Im so fucking sleepy rn #theres a feast to be made tomorrow. I need to lay down n save up my energy for cookin #have a good night lads! remember: making bad art is fucking awesome

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

its 2am im posting the friend i made for Derry since they looked lonely. they're partners in crime except not bc Derry is too sleepy to participate past the idea stage

jesterly is not their real name 💅 their pronouns are whatever is funniest in the moment 💅 also i would punch them in the face if given the chance and they would deserve it

#drawing them together is solidifying the fact that i cant draw consistent character size/height differences #holy SHIT they are all over the place the lot of em #also i resent jesterly on principle now #bc it took my like. two hours of constant recoloring to get to a somewhat decent look #i wanted to make their color scheme a little unsettling AND NOW THEYRE BRIGHT FUCKING PINK AND RAINBOW- #jesterly i am in your house with a shotgun #they were gonna have like... dark maroon felt w/ violent orange cheeks #and an equally sinister outfit #LOOK AT THEM. THEYRE A WALKING BANANA CREAM PIE. FUCK. #scribble salad #welcome home oc #why is it that whenever i create two characters meant to be partners (platonic or otherwise) #they immediately start becoming a little fucked up #whats up with that. huh. why do they always get Violent #jesterly has existed for all of three hours #and i already need to keep them on a tight fucking leash #my brain: oh and they love pranks! fun! but sometimes they take it too far and whoops arson & blood is happening but theyre still laughing- #NO!! take it back a notch bitch!!! reel it in!!!! #originally jesterly was gonna be like... a park ranger or forest-dwelling type character or something #but. i really love jesters #people always talk about 'oh prince/princess/royalty & dragon' #or 'oh knight & dragon' #name a more iconic duo than jester & dragon. motherfucker. ill wait. YOU CANT. #and now jesterly exists and i dont like them. but also im attached #theyre in my brain now and they wont leave #as a visual: im trying to sleep and theyre blasting caramelldansen in the same room #sadistic little bastard.

[katabay]

Cette épée avait longtemps fait l’ambition de Porthos. Porthos aurait donné dix années de sa vie pour posséder cette épée.

-CHAPITRE VII. L’INTÉRIEUR DES MOUSQUETAIRES

The Three Musketeers, Alexandre Dumas (trans. Pevear)

Athos is haunted as fuck (which is my favorite type of character), and this whole thing with Porthos and this sword is going to rattle inside of my brain for a minimum of a week. the phrasing of it. oughhh. I love this book.

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#the three musketeers #les trois mousquetaires #athos #porthos #god GOD what a fucking character statement #anyway athos can have some grey/white hair as a treat for me because we're close in age and my hair is starting to go white lmao #salt and pepper baby lets go #its been a minute since ive done a color illustration like this and oh boy have i missed it #this was. a several days long project. i did it on a huge canvas. i halved the size (i always do) for posting so #unfortunately. the smaller details on the sword and lace can't be zoomed in on but i did have a lot of fun with it #(i did include some of the sword detailing in the close up crop. #we're ignoring period accuracy for looks. but also we're always ignoring period accuracy for looks #and because trying to look up period accurate fashion has been. difficult. stop showing me versaille court fashion google)

[thebirdandhersong]

dude why did I bring four Bibles to my dorm

#i have with me my small NIV (which is falling apart - i sewed a cover for it this year). #the study NIV (medium size). the NRSV-CE. the pocket-sized ESV. #oh yeah and also the OT with apocrypha that I found at a book sale. that's five why do i need five with me ???? #i DID however only bring three prayer books (LOLLLL) with me this year (last year i brought four i think) #the 2019 BCP the 1962 (I love the 1962 Compline though I do miss the 2019's addition of the Phos Hilaron in Evening Prayer) #and every moment holy

[triple-pupil]

The whole gang is here.

#Yes I know the Sid one is from another franchise but hey- It makes their sizes similar enough to the movies #Never seen such a pretty Manny toy before- I'm impressed #ice age 1 #ice age 2002 #ice age merch #manny the mammoth #diego the sabertooth #sid the sloth #ice age toys #blue sky studios #blue sky movies #blue sky toys #Ig #Idk #I know the Manny and Diego toys are from the Ice Age 3 merch #so #ice age 3 #ice age manny #ice age sid #Ice age diego #Uuuuhhhhh- Do I put a ship tag? pff #Anywyas they're mine now #And they will sit next to my slugterra slug army #I'm just happy I have the three of them #My beloved polycule/j #Oh- In the first tag I meant another TOY/MERCH FRANCHISE thingy #woops #I miss them #ice age movies

[peaches2217]

I'm gonna need y'all to drop what you're doing and come admire this picture with me. So... colorful... 🥹

#the pink one I have in mini perfume and body mist form #I'd like to buy the full-size when I can! it's my favorite feminine fragrance right now #(tom ford grey vetiver is my favorite masculine fragrance - and it's also like. three times as much orz) #(if I've got enough then I'd love to buy them both with my tax return!) #oh my FUCK I'm in deep #it's been just under a month since I stepped foot into the world of fragrances and it's been so much fun! #I'm nabbing samplers at every turn so I can experiment and my gf is having a great time picking which one I'll wear each day #it's been such a treat! such a joy! and such a burden on my wallet if we're being honest here. #peaches screams into the void

[geometricalien]

if I see ONE more cinderella/sukuna tik tok I will have no choice but to make an akafuri oneshot where furihata is cinderella and akashi is sukuna- I don't make the rules but I play by them

#this is worse than luigi/bowser #bc i even thought oh yeah that ship is similar to my otp huh funny they are cute though damn my size kink is winning today huh? might as #well check out their fics in ao3. #all three ships have a glimmer of story book fairy tale shine on them- bowser and luigi have beauty and the beast vibes and you know #akafuri has ton of beauty and beast aus. #you know what they dont have though #cinderellaXafuckingcurse #uhg

[dawllick]

One of these days I’ll stop making OC pairs and I will make more side characters or just one OC at a time BUT THAT IS NOT TODAY (see tags for more I don’t like cluttering the post)

#my art #my ocs #okay so regency romance BUT #mythical creatures walk about in society #most non humans will be obvious but dragons #dragons hide in a human disguise to protect the fact that they do have a treasure hoard stowed away #but whoopsie the girl covered in freckles found out her neighbors secret and now they are at odds instead of realizing that #they like each other lmao #idk what else to do with them tbh I just wanted a monster regency romance that wasn’t like…focused on smut but actual emotions #but monster fucker books DONT YOU EVER CHANGE #we just need more monster romance/fluff stuff too #OH also dragons can shift into three things #a big large dragon #a person sized bipedal dragon #or just a person

[yujikuna]

kageyama shouldn’t stop at power curry he needs his own cereal brand called tobi-o’s

#tobio comes home and i have 17 boxes in the cabinet #one for eating one for display and 15 to give as favors whenever someone comes to our house #he wouldn’t even think this is weird considering i keep a life size cardboard cutout of him in our living room as a conversation piece #whenever he’s away i just send pics of me next to it w the caption ‘oh tobio we’re really in it now’ #he replies ‘what are we in i wont be home for three more days’

[mediapen]

this is the worst fucking trip of my life. i spent a week in russia having a massive panic attack every fucking day and THIS is the worst trip of my life

#ive literally never experienced such rude people im gonna snap so fucking bad soon #it’s EVERY DAY if it was a one off it’d be at least a bit better but it’s EVERY TIME I GO ANYWHERE WHAT IS IT ABOUT ME!!!!!!! oh my god #i am so sorry central maybe it’s not you. well it was you but your shitass contagion has spread around the world #I’ve had like six people cut in lines ahead of me people walk so close they push me into walls i just stop dead now it’s the only thing tha #works some guy walked through my arm and WHACKED his arm on my water bottle in my bag and it HURT him i could hear it it’s the highlight of #this entire fucking trip #i have been hit in a cathedral nearly stood on multiple times kids running into me people trying to walk through me ive just lugged my case #onto a bus where these two old cunts with like cabin bag sized cases managed to move to take up SIX SEATS as i got on the bus with my big #case so i had to stand. then nobody would let me off the bus with my big fucking case so hopefully i broke some toes. and THEN in my three #minute walk to this airbnb i am supposed to just get off the planet apparently and also walk in the road because god forbid other people #develop an ounce of brain matter and not walk four abreast on the pavement im fucking over it. fuck off and die you can see me im 5’9 #also the bus people im not done with those fucking bus people like they were in the four seats and one of them went to a two seat but the #one on the four stayed on the edge with his case so i couldn’t get past and there were no other case-friendly seats #like it was fucking intentional what level of fuckhead do you have to be to stop someone sitting on a bus absolutely wank #google translate I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF the next time something happens and i will do it for real #dl

[unopenablebox]

is there any human being on earth who doesn't have enough tote bags

#contemplating making a bunch of tote bags as basic sewing practice #but the difficulty is that. uh. i think literally every living human has too many tote bags #not a one of god's creatures sits around contemplating how sad it is that they don't have a tote bag available when needed. #tote bags are as grains of sand upon the beach. #box opener #drawstring project bags i think i could actually use like three or four more of #do non-knitters use drawstring bags? not like the backpack kind just regular ones? i've always felt those were also excessively available a #d completely useless. #people are like 'oh it's reusable fancy giftwrap!' but then the recipient has a bag of small to moderate size that only kind of closes. so.

[nightly-ruse]

A sketchy watercolor doodle of the cats of all time. Moth is so happy and Leaf loves seeing her happy. Specifically drew this with “Comfort Me” by Sparklehorse on loop very good song esp in the idea of them.

#oh in this moth is the one who helps raise the three. another mother for them #Leafpool looks a little funny and that’s bc I drew her with alopecia. and as a plus sized girlie #I just love her being fat it’s comforting it #the alopeica was a idea that came after I started learning about it whole doom scrolling bc my own cat Iris is just thinning hair for some #reason? she doesn’t act depressed and doesn’t have diabetes parasites or a skin condition so idk what’s with her #but the idea of Leaf losing hair from stress just kind stuck #she’s also a big cat in general. she always tries to make herself seem smaller but that isn’t who she is #she’s large with patchy fur and scratches. and she learns to love herself for it #may be a bit of projecting there ahem #Leafpool #Mothwing #Mothwing WC #wc mothwing #night knacks #mothpool #mothleaf #leafmoth #warrior cats #WC #warrior cats art

[helennorvilles]

ive had the kip&co x ken done collab in my life for all of five minutes and now i don't know how to go on without this as my doona cover

#its garish and its everything to me................. #and its out of stock and also pricey to begin with so like. always trying to be anti-consumerist but god. #my mum has old doona covers that i think were ken done collabs from like. the 90s. or actually it might have been a woman. #kathy something perhaps? or mum had both artists. whatever way it was the same art style as ken done like she has this ocean one #all blues and greens with those thick dark outlines of the fish and its quintessential ken done vibes and i have long been obsessed #but they're not the same size as my bed so i haven't been able to steal them even tho she no longer uses them #so the thought of my very own beautiful doona cover with these vibes.................... #oh. ohhh okay. they also have this pattern in an apron..... and tea towel..... #ohhhh can you tell im procrastinating being a responsible adult this evening?? #my brain is so absolutely rooted rn that the dopamine hit of looking at this doona cover is like. the only thing keeping me sitting up. #three weeks to go and then i'll be able to be a normal human again........ hopefully...... #my post tag

[hershelwidget]

I may have done something

Can you tell I tried harder on the lower half than the upper

#pov: you draw rare wubbox having an error #this is one particular r.wub i've come to call 'Rare' (genius name i know) #jk I.. really need a better name but for now. this is Rare #basically what makes this one unique from other r.wubs is three major things #1. whatever's going on with the eyes; they are never the exact same shape or size #2. thinner and more 'expressive' mouth (or just more movement in general ig) #3. this thing can travel through dimensions more rapidly and coherently than most #i find it very funny how i only have a literal wubbox oc because of the #ehem. Stupid Funny AU 2 #anyways. this thing is my scrunckly little baby #you're welcome to put out name suggestions cause so far I have n o t h i n #oh right almost forgot the actual tags WHEHHE- #my singing monsters #rare wubbox #there we go- CIAO #UPDATE: it's now named Ripple #Ripple is a scrunkly guy. an annoyance. unhinged feral man

[ncat]

Not my ass not completing a 2/3rds finished homebrew because im tempted to write a fucking setting of all things im fucked

#its so close to being done #two or three pocket sized jolts of inspiration would be enough #whats worse is its not 1 thing #but 5 small things and a big thing #and the big thing is done #but my brain refuses to release it without completing the three remaining small things #like why is my brain like this #Oh well eventually ill get distracted from writing the setting and Ill use that chance to finish up and post the homebrew #I think yall'd find it neat #hint: expansion of a thing I made in the past to have some extra stuff