#ohhh how i love herr

[mickmundy]

SORRY IDK WHERE ELSE TO POST THIS. slapdash combobulation of some bushmed vampire au thoughts i’ve been knocking around in my head for the past few months. whee! i’d like to eventually turn this into a polished fic once i’m done with my main medsnip fic. i don’t want to spread myself too thin but once i get an idea its hard for my brain not to just go nyoom

Sniper is a local hunter who gets brought into this German town in the mountains to deal with population control of these “feral wolves” that have been literally plaguing a lot of land for a long time. They’re harder to kill than regular wolves and Sniper’s a talented beast-hunter so the people of the surrounding area call on him for his expertise and help with finding out wtf is up with all of these Damn Wolves!

So sniper stakes out and observes the wolves and notices that they love eating meat. Almost for Fun. And it doesn’t stop there… they’ll go so far as to lick blood off of the ground, almost draining their kills dry. Not natural for just a normal wolf… and he ends up having to engage with a few of them and shoots them dead with perfect skill (of course). He observes them for about a week before he decides to make a move.

Sniper follows them to see where their den is and they make quite a trek to this huge castle and go in through some concealed undercroft. So clearly they have a master.. but what good would it do to just have a bunch of wolves killing a bunch of people for literally no reason.. nobody in the area is particularly rich and anyone living in a castle like this wouldn’t need anything from common folk anyway. So he decides to approach the castle… and he’s not a people person really so he knocks the elaborate knocker and takes his hat off (polite.. hehe) and clears his throat and isn’t really expecting an answer but the door opens by itself… and sniper hears a booming voice from up above somewhere that’s like “Come in, Herr Hunter! I'll be with you in a moment!”

Sniper’s like ??? but brushes it off… looks up at the impressive balcony and is like 'How the fuck did he know who I was or what I did… “Hello, sorry’a bother you but is there any chance you’ve been commanding those hellhounds that’ve been bleeding the local areas like stuck pigs? S’bad for the environment, mate. So if y’don’t wrangle in your spoiled dogs, I’ll have tooo- uhh…” And at the top of the balcony… Sniper can see the swish of coattails… and then…. appears Medic… vampire Medic…!

He leans over the balcony and grins down at Sniper and is like (hello fraulines! voice ->) “Hello, Herr Hunter!” and does a giddy giggle as he leans over the balcony and is kind of sizing Sniper up… of course plenty of other people have come here to try and stop him, but never because they’d made the connection with his wolves… Ohhh.. this hunter is special! “How can I be of service to you?”

Medic is prepared to kill him like he's killed all the other hunters before him but he's kiiiinda hoping he doesn't have to kill him because he's... cute... in a scruffy bloodbag kind of way...,. and Sniper’s just totally taken aback by how friendly this vampire is so he’s like "Well-..." Clears his throat.. "I've noticed you’ve been a bit of a disturbance.... y'know.,., what with the.... your mutts feasting on the folks around here," and Sniper usually comes in super gruff etc. but Medic is just.. wow..... not like other vampires he's killed....

Vampire Medic hums and is like "Oh, ja, that... I'm afraid it can't be helped! I'm a very... very.... hungry man, after all.." Sniper swallows because well yeah, that much is obvious! And Medic smirks because he can hear sniper's heartbeat like thumpa thumpa! awooooga!!

Sniper's like "Well. Be that as it may, any chance you can stop drainin' folks like stuck pigs?" Medic puts his hands behind his back and is like "Hmm.... well, you're a business man, aren't you, huntsman? You understand that I cannot simply do these things for nothing in return." And Sniper swallows bc he knows how powerful medic is... he can practically smell it and it is not a good idea to fuck with a vampire like this! So he's trying to play his cards a certain way so that he doesn’t have to end this with conflict…

"Well... what's worth an entire town'a people? Dunno how you can just wager-" Medic leaps down from the balcony and lands gracefully on his feet and stands up straight… and Sniper has to crane his neck to look up at him because… holy dooley… that’s a big… well fed…. spoiled vampire… Medic stands at about 9 feet tall and (some) vampires grow in relation to age and how well they feed.. Crikey…!! Not bad on the eyes, either.,.,

Medic cuts him off and is like "You. I would like you! ^_^ &lt;3" Not just bc he thinks sniper is kinda cute... but he's a very good vampire hunter and he could do work for Medic so.... it seems like a good deal to him! A very fair trade…. if he was going to be going ‘on a diet’ for a little while, it would have to be worth it after all! Sniper's like “WHAT?? Y’GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!” And Medic's like "I know you've been the one killing my wolves. I'm very impressed by you, hunter! ^v^" [VERY threatening aura despite hiii <3 vibes] and Sniper’s like “Yeah well what if I’m not interested in negotiatin’ about this, mister-(trying to be condescending)?”

Medic eyes Sniper’s knife and grins and is like “Please! call me Ludwig! (didn’t get that he was trying to be condescending) and of course then you’ll walk out of here alive, just as you came. I must say I would find it interesting that you wouldn’t leap at the chance to be the hero of the local people, though.” And would grin smugly… because sniper’s one life for the lives of the animals and humans of the entire area seems like more than a fair trade… but Sniper’s stubborn as hell and he’s a good enough person but definitely not a saint.

Sniper’s like “And what does all this mean for me? That I’d be some kinda hors d'oeuvre for you until you decide to snap my neck and drain me dry?” Medic’s eyes widen and he laughs and is like “Goodness, no! how barbaric! We shouldn’t focus on how I could kill you. Life is too short to think so heavily about how we might die.” And smirks and Sniper arches his brow, deciding to hear the vampire out..

Medic shrugs and is like “I’m a powerful vampire. I won’t reveal my age to you on our first date (pauses to grin gleefully because he can hear Sniper’s heart flutter at the mention of them being on a date), but I like my home and I intend to stay here and carry on as I’ve had. However, I am not above making compromises!” And shakes his finger and puts his hands behind his back and continues “Of course you know vampires exist. What you might not know is that we don’t all get along.” And says it kinda spitefully and Sniper’s like ???

Medic carries on and explains that vampires are constantly fighting over turf and feeding grounds and whatnot but killing another of their kind personally is… in poor taste. But if Sniper helps Medic take over other territories he won’t need to feed on this area. Less vampires means not as many people die and having both a human and a vampire working together is great for both people and vampires… “But that’s where you would come in, hunter!”

Sniper scoffs and puts his hands on his hips and is like “Y’want me to be your own personal vampire hunter. A vampire hunter that works for a vampire.” Medic hums and is like “Precisely! It has a delectable ring to it, doesn’t it! Hoo hoo!”

Medic approaches Sniper closer and Sniper's on his guard, and Medic bends over at the hip to look Sniper in the eyes and is like “I know you’re a capable hunter, mister Mundy. My wolves have told me (he can communicate with/see “through” their eyes). And if you went from being a small-time crocodile-wrestler and chose to pursue more… exhilarating prey, I can assure you that our deal will give you the thrills of a lifetime.”

Sniper’s looking into Medic’s eyes and then looks down as Medic runs his clawed hand over the sheath of Sniper’s knife holster that’s mounted on his shoulder… and Sniper clears his throat and is like “How’d you know I was-“ and looks behind Medic and sees some of the wolves and looks back at him... Medic smiles toothily and shows off his fangs… and well… the bushman's always admired pretty sets of teeth… control yourself Sniper!

“Imagine this kinda servitude is for life, then.” Medic chuckles and is like “You won’t be trapped here, you’re not my ward. You don’t even have to live here, though I’d be happy to supply you with the finest living quarters you could imagine. Fed, paid, and free as a bird. I do require that in regards to other vampires, your loyalty will be only to me. Of course, there would have to be.. unfortunate repercussions should you betray my interests for another vampire’s.” Sniper snorts and is like “You’re out of your bloody mind.” And Medic laughs…

“Certainly!" He agrees, "So go on and think about it, and come back to me if you decide to take me up on it. The offer is always open.” So Sniper leaves and goes back to the village and gathers up his stuff and finds the locals and tells them “Found a way to deal with the wolves. Gonna take care of it at their den. Shouldn’t be a bother anymore.” They pay him and Sniper stays there for a few more days while he thinks about that vampire’s offer…

Late at night he arrives to Medic’s castle and sees the wolves growling at him as he approaches, but then.,., they stop once they smell him and sit politely! Sniper’s like ???…. and he kicks the door a few times to knock (his hands are full) and the door opens again and Medic smiles pleasantly and is like "I didn't think I'd see you again, huntsman! Welcome back," and Sniper's heart flutters and Medic can hear it… <3 but Sniper stays on the porch.

“I stay, y’leave those people alone. There’s plenty’a eating around here if you’re not greedy about it.” Medic snorts and is like "My pets must eat, you understand (they hunt for him and he can Get Energy from them through blood synthesis. i have a lot of thoughts on this BUT to keep it short lets go with this). As must I. what do you—”

Sniper reaches down and grabs raw meat, intestines, etc. he’s brought and starts tossing it to the wolves outside in the snow, and Medic's pupils dilate at the smell. He knew Sniper must have hunted it (ethically) from local wildlife… and he’d brought it to keep them good on their word… which Medic appreciates because he didn’t have to do that. It’s not anywhere near as good as living blood (truly “fresh”), but the gesture is nice.

Medic’s like “Oh, and are you going to be taking me up on the living quarters?” and sees Sniper’s bags and stuff at his feet looking like a homeless lil hunter and Sniper frowns and is like “‘Course. Clear i don’t live around here, isn’t it?” Medic grins toothily and hums and effortlessly picks up Sniper’s bags for him and is like “Abundantly. Come along then, hunter! I’ll show you to your wing!”

Medic shows Sniper to his quarters which is nicer than anywhere he's ever lived! He's in total awe of the place and that it has electricity and is just so bloody nice… and now he’s living here too… holy dooley. Medic shows Sniper to his “room” which is more like a huge wing that has its own balcony, bathroom, bedroom with a big fireplace, lots of windows…. very very nice. But Sniper’s still totally suspicious!

Medic’s like “I hope it is to your liking! You can of course alter it any way you’d like. I’ll leave you alone for now to get plans for your dinner started. Is steak alright? Oh! And we can start our real work tomorrow!” Like calling behind him as he’s standing at the door…

Sniper’s like this is too good to be true. what the fuck. But instead says “Right. so when do you eat my heart out of my chest then?" and the vampire stops with his back to Sniper and turns his head and gives him a toothy smile and is like "When you beg me to. And not a moment sooner. :) Gute Nacht, Herr Mundy." and delights in the sound of the pounding pounding pounding of Sniper’s heart as he retreats to his main quarters and thinks about his handsome hunter... who is now all his... hoo!

Sniper swallows and is like Wrow… Ummm Okay.,, Hot.,,., and as time goes by he starts to get used to the fancy lodgings and the fact that somehow/somewhy Medic isn't killing him and is actually holding up his end of the bargain, and they're getting so comfortable coexisting together that even a few of Medic's wolves start to warm up to him... and sometimes Medic looks out his Brooding Window to see Sniper playing in the snow with them or them falling asleep in front of the fireplace together... and they start to fall in love... hehehe

okay yeah. as soon as my main bushmed fic is done im polishing this up what the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!! i need them to fuck nasty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#dutchiehcs #dutchfoolery #bushmedicine #hehehehehehehee.... #i ALSO have an idea for a vamp sniper human medic one too >:) but i haven't written anything down for it yet! #vamphunter medsnip

[storge]

You’re the heroine Fengzi? Yah, do you know me? Bai Fengzi, as beautiful as she is lethal. Everyone knows that.

Zhao Lusi as Bai Fengzi | Who Rules the World

#Who Rules the World #且试天下 #cdramaedit #asiandramanet #cdrama #dailyasiandramas #chineseartistsinc #chinesemedia #zhao lusi #tuserjade #mymymy #ep 1 #MY WOMANNNNNN #watch you mouth son #ohhh how i love herr #and SHE IS SO GOOD IN THISSSSS #she is so strong and sassy and YESS YES YESSSSSS #i love her sleeve martial arts #i love it soo muchhh #ahhh this show has got me hypeddddd

[haro-hawayu]

CCS: Clear Card Ch. 58

Finally have time to read the latest chapter!!! Chapter 58 is currently available on the CLAMP-net’s YouTube Channel. Also please check out @meimi-haneoka's post on the latest chapters for EN-JPN translation differences because language is nuanced and things will get lost in translation, or misinterpreted.

Links for previous chapter reactions can be found here.

Reactions:

Colored Ruby & Yue cover art!! LOVE IT!

A cat OvO I wonder if there's a significance to this character...

NGL, I got Jiji vibes (Kiki's Delivery Service) seeing the cat silhouette

Ohhh looks like Alice 1 is following Sakura's story with adventures, but the whole language thingy reminds me of Akiho.

Also, cat toying with time is very Kaito-like...

This world is so sad TuT

Naoko-chan!

Natsume Souseki reminds me of that "Isn't the moon beautiful" line from several chapters ago :3

Dreams huh...

Oof baby Akiho pain.

KAITO!!! JUST GIVE HER THE HEAD PAT YOU!!!

Let her think of you too Kaito TUT embrace it! embrace herr!!

You are precious to her!! Do you not hear this?!! ><

Dream timeeee!

MCF (Mysterious Cloaked Figure) returned!!

AND SAKURA KNOWS!

Naoko-inspired card!! True or False??

Big brother & little sister time ♥

Milk & Honey~~

Ohhhhhh deep truths from Touya! Big Brother wisdom!!

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Okay, random language-aside here. I had to do a bit of Googling and searching but the kanji for the new "True or False" card is:

【虚実】・ (きょじつ)

Read as "kyojitsu" and the following comes up when searching up its meaning:

Google translate: falsehood

Jisho: falsehood and truth; fiction and fact

Google search: There is nothing (= imaginary) and there is something (= real). Lie and truth.

The Japanese version uses "ゆめ" (yume/dream) as furigana reading for "虚" (read as "kyo" and has other meanings like void, hollow, falsehood, far-off place, distant place, sky) instead of "uso" to juxtapose it with "ほんとう" (実 truth), which is really interesting. So the main point isn't so much "what is true vs what is false" but "what is reality vs what is dream" and yeah, that's very on-point, typical CLAMP themes coming through.

With that being said, wow, there's so much to take in and so much to prepare ourselves for. All this is very overwhelming cuz we're really reaching that point where the Alice roles are "set", the dreams/stories (Naoko's play) will get mixed with reality, and I really have a feeling something bad is going to happen (I mean... at this point, what can we expect??)... or one/both girls will be going through some pain at some major point (my head has the word "crossroads" in mind, but not sure if I will still "feel" this later)... but then Touya! Big brother's words of wisdom!! I kinda interpreted it as the truth is something you fight for and make into your reality. This also made me think of Sakura's "magic words" of how "everything will be alright" and I'm really looking forward for everything to be alright, somehow.

Until next chapter~

#clear card hen #clear card arc #cardcaptor sakura #manga #ccs

[minniminyard]

Andreil groupchat for the foxes

This was 100% started by Matt and Nicky just messaging pivately but then Allison got called in and so and so.

Nicky: Matthew Boyd!! Did U see!!

Matt: NICHOLAS

Nicky: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matt: we cant tell Allison bc then I lose money and– WERE NOT TELLING ALLISON

Nicky: Nicky!! added Bitch to the chat.

Bitch: what’s this boys

Matt: Nicky you didn’t

Matt: I’m calling for divorce

Nicky: ALLISON CASH IN THE BET!!!

Nicky: noooo I don’t want a divorce!!!

Bitch: all of them? Sure

Nicky: nooo! Just the One ;)

Bitch: WHAT. I DIDNT SEE IT

Nicky: nope ;) But ;) Matt ;) did ;)

Matt: we’re not ever discussing it. Allison I’ll give you the money tomorrow.

Bitch: atta boy.

Bitch: bitch has added DamN! and Saint to the chat.

DamN!: WHATS this WHATS this.

Saint: hi everyone.

Bitch: pay up motherfuckers

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DamN!: what

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Nicky: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matt: WHY IS RENEE HERRE SHE DOESNT BET THIS IS EMBARRASSING ENOUGH???

Matt: sorry Renee

Nicky: EVERYONE!!!!!!!!! NEEDS TO PAY AND KNOW OK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saint: that’s ok Matt :)

DamN!: is this wht im thnkin??!

Bitch: YES!!!

Nicky: YESS!!!!!!!!!!!

DamN!: tell m evethibg!!!!

Saint: Danielle, your spelling needs work xxxx

DamN!: Renee walkr shush its amzinf

Nicky: SO!¡soso!! Matt and I were going into the locker room!! After practice!! Bc Matt dropped his phone and didn’t realise until we were halfway to the library!!!

Nicky: and!!!!!!!

Matt: We walked in on ANDREW AND NEIL AND IM SCARRED NEIL IS MY CHILD.

Nicky: Andrew was giving him a ;) you know urchj this is my cousin!!!!

Nicky: but that’s not even what te bet was about because Neil,,, oh my gosh he was MOANING

Matt: I want to unsee, unhear, unLIVE it all.

Nicky: and then Andrew!!!

Matt: Andrew heard us enter and iswtg he nearly killed us.

Saint added Andrew to the chat

Andrew: funny how you think I still won’t kill you

Saint: Andrew...

Bitch: I’m crying.

Dan: dw bby ill orotecr you

Saint: ill orotecr you too Matt

Bitch: I’ll have to protect them all then

Nicky: Andrew!!!!!!! Again!!!! So sorry

Nicky: But!!!! I love how Matt thought that Neil was ““too precious”” to do anything ;) outside of a bedroom!!

Matt: Allison was the one who started the bet!!!

Bitch: Boyd. Are you trying to get me killed too

Matt: yes

Bitch: wow.

#aftg #renee walker #neil josten #matt boyd #the foxes #nicky hemmick #andreil #all for the game #the foxhole court #aftg hc #aftg fic

[amalasdraws]

1) love you 2) love your art 3) do you know any der man tc shows i could watch because i’m learning german in school and i am sO BAD FKSJDKSKF PLEASE IM DESPARATED I CAN’T FIND ANYTHING SAVE ME FROM HELL MY MARKS ARE SO BAD AMALA IM BEGGING YOU

GAJSHFGDJHAS AHHH THANK YOU!!! So happy you do!!! (/)//(/) ❤️

Ohhhh Ohhh, there are some good german shows! Not too sure how good they are for learning though or if you can find them somewhere with subtitles to help you understand.One is Dark, which is on Netflix and you can find it there in german and with subtitles. So this would be easy to find…but not sure it’s easy to understand. Possible not :DA show I really like is Tatortreiniger. But I have no idea where you could find it. It is on the german Netflix but I doubt other countries have it. But check it out!! There is also a german version of the office, called Stromberg, which is also on the german Netflix. It’s way harsher and depressing then the USA version of The Office though :D be prepared.Mhh and other than this I have to admit I kinda run out on german Tv shows.I could offer some german Movies maybe.A lot of movies by the turkisch german director Fatih Akin are great. For example Im Juli, Gegen die Wand, Soul Kitchen. All worth to check out.A nice film is also Sonnenallee, Oh Boy, Good Bye Lenin, Lola rennt, Victoria, Herr Lehmann, …ahh there are more, but I’m drawing a blank here.I hope this helps for now.And ALL THE BEST FOR YOUR CLASSES!!CheersAmalas

#amalas answers #anon ask #german movies #german

[sarohara]

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