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sparfloxacin · 11 months
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At 1:05 of BC's new vlog DOOMSDAY DIARIES VOL. 1 we can see Aleksi filming himself via the mirror brushing his teeth. On the background there are two unmade beds or one unmade double bed. The shot then cuts to someone filming Olli brushing his teeth. This implies they shared the room on tour and cuddled so much on that soft hotel room bed. In this thesis I will---
THEY CUDDLED ON THAT BED!! 🥺
They cuddled and made out SO MUCH on that bed and no one can convince me otherwise. They probably set an alarm super early so they could spend a few hours only cuddling and enjoying each other’s warmth 😭💗💗
and this isn’t really related to the ask but LOOK AT THEM!!!! 😭💕
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rpf-bat · 1 year
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Everything I Posted On AO3 In 2022
Wishes On Cake - Niko/Joonas. Posted: January 17th. Written for Niko’s 27th birthday.
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Niko celebrates his birthday by meeting up with his bandmates at a bar. Joonas gets self conscious, when he realizes he's the only one who got Niko an actual gift. By the time he actually presents the gift to Niko, he's drunk. He knows he shouldn't say how he feels. Not when he's barely coherent like this. But, he just can't hold his feelings back anymore.
Be My Bloody Valentine Tonight - Joel/Joonas. Posted: February 14th. Written for Valentine’s Day.
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Joonas comes knocking on Joel's door, the morning of February 14th, to show him the Valentine card he just found. Joel is nursing a hangover, and doesn't particularly want to hear about it...until Joonas explains that he thinks the card may have come from a stalker fan.
Heaven Or Hell - Joel/Niko. Posted: March 27th. Part 1 of the Angels & Demons AU.
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Joel is an angel of the Lord, and there's a human boy that he is supposed to protect. Unfortunately, the demon Niko intends to seduce this same boy into sin. How far will Joel go to protect him? Or - is he only telling himself that's why he's doing this?
I Keep On Falling - Joel/Joonas. Posted: April 2nd. Part 2 of the Angels & Demons AU.
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After his dalliance with Niko, Joel has become a fallen angel. He hates himself for losing his wings - but, he realizes that there's one positive thing about this whole situation. There's no longer any reason for him to avoid his ex, Joonas.
Joonas had no idea that an angel lost his wings last night - until Satan orders him to bring the new Fallen One to Hell.
I’m No Saint - Joel/Aleksi/Niko. Posted: April 3rd. Part 3 of the Angels & Demons AU.
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It's been three years, since Joel and Joonas decided to run from the Devil. It was foolish, to think that they could stay this way forever. Satan catches up to them, and orders Joel to seduce his first mortal soul. Just to twist the knife, the mortal that he's been ordered to corrupt is Alex - the very person that Joel lost his wings in the first place to save.
An old 'friend' appears at Helsinki Ice Hall, all too willing to help Joel carry out his sinful mission.
Run For The Hills - Tommi/Olli. Posted: June 23rd. Written for Tommi’s 26th birthday.
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Olli just wants to take his boyfriend on a cute picnic date for his birthday. But, the local wildlife interrupts.
Three Summers In Hanko - Joel/Joonas. Posted: August 2nd. Written for BC Summerfest.
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Joonas met Joel in the summer of 2009, three months before he turned fifteen. Joel's family bought a summer home in the Hanko Peninsula, right next to the vacation property Joonas' family was renting. After a chance meeting, they became fast friends. It's hard to part ways when summer vacation ends.
Fast forward to 2010. Joel is so excited to see his friend again, when he returns to Hanko, the following summer. But, an unexpected revelation, threatens to destroy their friendship forever. Can they get back, what they once had? Or will their bond melt away like ice cream on a hot summer's day?
Flufftober With Blind Channel 2 - Multiship. Posted: October 1st - 24th. Drabble collection.
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…I only finished the first 23 days of this challenge. Oops. ^^;
My Boys - Niko/Reader. Posted: December 14th. Just 209 words of Boyfriend!Niko + cat lol
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You're cuddling with Niko on a cold winter's night. Rommi wants to join.
Castle In The Woods - Niko/Joonas. Posted: December 25th. Vampire AU. Written for BC Blood Mass.
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Joonas flees his remote mountain village, hoping to escape an unwanted arranged marriage and start a new life. But, when a snowstorm hits, he finds himself hopelessly lost. He and his loyal servant take shelter in an abandoned castle.
But, alas, the castle wasn't as "abandoned" as Joonas thought. And now the master of the castle won't let him leave....
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theflyingfeeling · 4 months
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hi yes it's me writing another Olli/Allu shortie, inspired by the tags in @xgiuliawrites' latest fic (which y'all should go read immediately if you haven't), particularly I was intrigued by the tags sauna, masturbation, and accidental voyeurism 😳
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Aleksi had not meant for it to happen, because of course he hadn't. He hadn't planned to let his imagination run quite so wild, too wild, while sitting next to Olli in the sauna just moments ago, trying to look everywhere else but Olli's happy trail, trying hard not to imagine the salty taste if he was to place a hungry kiss there (he blamed Porko's stupid playlist which had Olli humming a song about pouring tequila in one's belly button in between throwing more water on the stones, pushing Aleksi's agony to the brink of his sanity).
Likewise, he had not intented to grow a semi while washing himself, the knowledge that Olli might have been staring at his bare backside the entire time exciting Aleksi as much as intimidating him (he blamed the wonky reflection on the shower tap the revealed Olli's eyes travelling up and down his body as he showered).
Even less so, his intention being to get out of the changing room and in the cold winter air as fast as he could to kill his budding boner before it would become a problem, he most certainly had not forgotten his toiletry bag on the changing room bench on purpose. Yet, there he was now, mouth hanging open at the sight he was witnessing through the tinted glass door of the sauna, the toiletry bag and his plans of cooling down long forgotten (for which he only had himself to blame, let's face it).
With his long lashes resting against his cheekbones, it was clear Olli had not noticed Aleksi's return, otherwise he obviously wouldn't have ended up in this situation. That was why he should've turned back the second he had realised what was happening on the other side of the glass door separating the sauna and the changing room, as that's what a good friend and a decent person would've done, immediately and with no hesitation. However, as the past week had proved, Aleksi was not a good friend; verily, he was a horrible, useless, and immoral friend who had gone and started having sexual fantasies about his hot, funny and super cute bandmate late at night while sleeping next to that very bandmate on their song-writing camp combined with a winter holiday (even if no one could hardly blame Aleksi for it, because who wouldn't start lusting over the divine being that was Olli Matela, especially when one got to lay beside his gorgeous naked body at night).
Indeed, there was no denying Aleksi was no decent person either, not with his eyes nailed to Olli as he pleasured himself in the heat of the sauna.
The soles of Olli's feet were pressed against the foot rail, which was exactly how Aleksi had left him, but while Olli's knees had then been close together with his arms relaxed on them, they were now wide apart to fully expose Olli's cock, pointing towards the ceiling with his hand stroking it at a leisurely pace. The hardness of his erection, standing proudly while Olli's fingers slid up and down the length, was a dead giveaway that Olli had wasted no time since Aleksi had left – either that, or he, too, had felt the strange, steamy tension during their shared sauna moment.
While Olli's right hand was devoted to rubbing his erection, his left one was free to roam all over his sweaty torso, which did nothing to ease the building pressure in Aleksi's pants. Aleksi let out a lustful sigh as he watched Olli's hand caress his own abdomen, fondling the happy trail Aleksi himself had lusted over just a few moments ago. When the hand moved up again to massage Olli's chest and to tease a red, harneded nipple, Aleksi had to sunk his teeth into his bottom lip to stop himself from whining out loud. He craved to replace Olli's hand with his own, to be the one giving Olli such bliss that had his head thump against the sauna panelling and his stomach sinking in a deep, euphoric sigh.
Only then – hearing the thud of Olli's head resting against the wall behind him – Aleksi could bear to leave the sight of Olli's body and look up at his face instead. There, Aleksi found a small smile, only barely visible through the coloured glass door, but it spoke volumes of how much Olli was enjoying himself. Aleksi wished he could've joined Olli in his pleasure, perhaps even be the reason for it, but for now he had to settle for palming himself through his trousers to give his own aching cock some much-needed relief. Shortly after, guilt forced him to remove his hand and dig his nails into his thighs when he felt himself getting close to coming embarrassingly quickly.
He should leave. He should throw himself in the snow and let the blizzard bury him, or whatever it would take to reboot his brain and erase all the images of Olli sitting on the sauna bench with his legs spread and his hand pumping up and down on his long, rock-hard cock, because there was no way he would be able to look his friend in the eye after this, let alone sleep next to him under any circumstances.
Just when Aleksi had convinced himself to make his silent escape and perhaps drown himself in the hole Tommi and Niko had sawed in the ice for some post-sauna ice swimming, as that was the least he deserved for being such a pervert, a low moan from the sauna nailed Aleksi's feet to the floor.
His eyes found Olli's erection again to immediately notice that the earlier calm, almost lazy pace of Olli's hand had now been replaced with a much quicker one, one that was determined to take Olli closer to his release with each long stroke. His left hand had abandoned his nipple and was instead fondling his balls, which seemed to bring Olli a great deal of additional pleasure, if the ecstatic expression on his face was anything to go by.
"Aaahhhh... aaaahhhhhh..." Olli's grunts went straight to Aleksi's cock that was twitching inside his boxers as if to poke at Aleksi for his attention. He didn't dare touch himself again, though, having decided he'd rather freeze his own penis by sticking his hard-on in a bank of snow than walk through the living room with jizz in his pants.
As Olli's moans grew louder and more frequent, Aleksi realised he wouldn't probably even need to grab his cock to come undone in his pants from just looking at Olli, at his hardened bicep, at his hair-covered chest expanding and sinking rapidly, at his glistening cock inside his fist that hastened its movements by the second until streaks of white fell on Olli's stomach with one last moan (more like a whine (more like the sweetest single sound that had ever blessed Aleksi's ears)).
Aleksi ignored the throbbing in his pants as he devoured Olli, who was now relaxing against the wall completely, his fingers but resting on his still hard member instead of gripping it in search for an orgasm.
A satisfied, laid-back smile spread on Olli's lips, and all too late Aleksi understood what for. All too late, Aleksi realised he had missed his cue to cut and run in shame, when Olli opened his eyes to look straight into his.
Olli's smile didn't falter, and there was no sign of shock or embarassement in his dark gaze. If anything, the smile widened, and the already horny look in his eyes grew ever more lewd as it flickered between Aleksi's face and his crotch, Aleksi's hand doing a poor job hiding the tent on the front of this sweatpants.
Olli raised an eyebrow and nodded towards it.
"Need a hand with that?"
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lnights · 1 year
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hey bat! since you still have that mini fic post pinned I'll shoot my shot: a few months ago I think I sent you an ask about a mini fic and I never saw an answer& you mentioned your askbox being empty so I'm thinking that maybe it was eaten by Tumblr but if you just didn't write it for any reason it's totally fine feel free to ignore this message! just in case it was eaten and you ever feel like writing it: I had the idea of a Tommi/Olli fic best friends to lovers where they're on vacation or on a trip together and there's a lot of pining and snuggling and intimacy 🥺 if you ever feel like writing it I'd be so happy! in any case I hope you have a great day, sending u love! - 🐺
Hi hi🖤
I don't remember ever seeing this so I'm glad you sent it again.
I wrote this instead of sleeping with my phone at 3% battery 😅 I hope you like it
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The trip was their yearly tradition.
They would go to the Matela's summer cottage for a week, just the two of them, and relax in the middle of their hectic lives with swimming and bonfires.
Except this year, the weather decided to not cooperate, rain pouring as they drove to the cottage.
"Rain wasn't in the forecast." Olli muttered.
Tommi nodded, it was true, they had both looked at the weather prediction and with was supposed to be sunny.
In the last few months leading up to the vacation Tommi had dreamed about it being sunny. A bright blue sky and sunlight catching Olli's honey colored hair and making it gold when he finally told him how he felt, how he had felt since they met in school.
But now it was raining and cold and grey, and Olli looked so disappointed as he watched the windshield wipers wick away the drops as they parked.
But he couldn't make it stop raining, as much as he would if he could, and so they grabbed their bags and ran from the car to the front door, getting drenched fast as they got into the cottage.
20 minutes later their bags were in their rooms and they had switched clothes, trying their hair and sitting in the living room.
"Guess we're not going swimming," Olli sighed, "want to watch a movie instead?"
"Yeah, you can pick." Tommi told him.
Olli quickly put on Lord of the Rings and came to sit by Tommi, snuggling into his side; Tommi wrapped his arms around him and pulled him closer.
It had always been like that for them, cuddling on a couch or Olli leaning on his shoulder to sleep, and Tommi wanted nothing more than to call Olli his boyfriend and watching the rain fall.
But it was so different than he thought about asking.
They got through the first movie and Olli pulled away to swap discs to the next movie before staring at him for a moment.
"Hey Tommi, there's something I want to try." Olli told him. "Lay back on the couch."
"Why?" Tommi eyed him suspiciously.
"Just do it, for me please." Olli cajoled.
How could he say no to those puppy eyes?
Tommi laid back, watching Olli wrap a blanket and his shoulders and lay on top of him, cocooning them both.
"This is nice," Olli sighed.
And it was, there was something so perfect about the moment that even if it wasn't what he imagined, it felt right.
"Olli?" Tommi asked softly.
"Hmm?"
"Would... We've know each other so long, have you ever thought about being more?"
Olli was silent.
Just when he was starting to panic Olli exhaled sharply, turning his head up to look at him.
"Every day since I was 17."
It took a few moments for his words to finally sink in.
He raised a hand to Olli's cheek, keeping his face tilted towards his and gave him a long kiss.
They wouldn't have to wait any more.
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ifidiedinadream · 1 year
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Dirty BC Fantasy Delivery:
(Got a little inspired by your Olli x Reader fic 😌🛁)
So, bath time for aftercare with Mr. Matela it is. I would love to sit between his legs and let him massage my shoulders and back, his warm strong hands wandering from my back to the side of my body, tracing my form. I would relaxing against his chest, while his hands still explore my body. At some point his soothing touches become more firm again. He would start playing with my nipples, touch my inner thighs, and then let one of his fingers run through my folds. Finding my clit soon after and lightly pressing down on it, causing me to moan. His lips are on my neck, slightly nipping and sucking on it, but getting more eager with every passing second. It would take him long to make me come and once I recovered he would help me out of the tub and wrap me into a warm fluffy towel. Stealing kisses from me while drying me off before we cuddle up in bed together.
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oh this is so sensual 😍😍 i love how gentle it is, since you just had sex it's lacking the urgency of blinding horniness so it's super slow and intimate and i love me this kinda shit
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sparkly-skies · 1 year
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Ich habe 728 Mal im Jahr 2022 etwas gepostet
Das sind 728 more posts als 2021!
58 Einträge erstellt (8%)
670 Einträge gerebloggt (92%)
Blogs, die ich am häufigsten gerebloggt habe:
@mondscheinprinzessin
@paleangels13
@drippinlou
@lnights
@the-very-rubiest
Ich habe 712 meiner Einträge im Jahr 2022 getaggt
Nur 2% meiner Einträge hatten keine Tags
#fanfic – 114 Einträge
#not described – 106 Einträge
#aleksi kaunisvesi – 105 Einträge
#blind channel – 105 Einträge
#fic talk – 70 Einträge
#no id – 58 Einträge
#olli matela – 32 Einträge
#tommi lalli – 29 Einträge
#bad idea 2.0 �� 26 Einträge
#joonas porko – 25 Einträge
Longest Tag: 124 characters
#pretty sure i've said at some point what i think about blonde alex mattson but 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️ maybe you'll never know
Meine Top-Einträge im Jahr 2022:
#5
"#also everyone: look what [bandmember 1&2] did#Jess: look an otter🥰" hello @mondscheinprinzessin it was a very cute otter and I had to take a picture for my friend! But I can scream about the bands too 😂 I mean you were there but still
They were all so smiley and happy, like everytime you looked at anyone from any band, they were just the 🥺🥰😍 emojis in person, except when Olli did his creepy "place your bets if you'd survive meeting me alone" stare ajsdfkjs
So smiley!! So happy!!
Samy's little "disappearing into the crowd and re-appearing on whatever you can stand on or climb onto" magic trick, and also on the pillar right in front of us that made me worry if he'd fall down on us if he were to fall
the rowing stuff people did in Berlin ft. Joel + Niko hopping into the moshpit because why not I guess
Aleksi going smash smash smash on Tommi's drums during Alive or Only Burning is 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼
all the cuddles!! so many stage cuddles!!
Joel's... thing? when Joonas sings? it's like he's trying to reach for something inside Joonas' jacket
Samy apparently saying what's the point of a fishnet shirt, let's just start the show shirtless straight away
and saying how great it is that they get to tour with their friends
they are all too pretty to be true and I don't understand how
we stood about halfway away from the stage in Munich and I STILL couldn't look at Olli for longer than a few seconds because of his STARE. what is the man doing??
Aleksi being his little hypeman self and smiling so beautifully when people react is so nice 🥺
Joel constantly bothering any of his bandmates somehow, love that
Samy saying there's no place for homophobia at their concerts 🥰🥰🥰
also the bi flag in Munich
the Ocean's singer having minor issues with his guitar at both concerts, but enough in Munich that he had to try to entertain the crowd for a minute or two while his bandmates were watching him like "hmmmm yeah he's got this, no need for one of us to take over while he fixes his guitar"
They are just. All SO GOOD to see live! They all have such energy and enthusiasm and you can see every single minute how happy all of them are to be there! 🥺🥰💖
Santeri in his grumpy moomins shirt smiling SO brightly at a crew guy
screaming along to Don't Fix Me has to be a temporary therapy replacement somehow. If you can't go to therapy, screaming along to Don't Fix Me and Opinions is fine (for a while).
the little pause in Autopsy and then the whole crowd screaming "I need to open up" ✨
all three bands watching each other perform from the balcony thing ✨🥰
ehehehe the way they all stand next to each other in GFTG for the Wembley kisses, and at the end for the bow 🥰🥰
I don't know which song they're covering somewhere in the middle but it's fun to listen to. Also Aleksi's electronic (?) interlude slaps 👌🏼👌🏼
Ooooh the BMTH before they started while I stood there in my BMTH shirt 😌 also Backstreet Boys, and the stupid Saints Go Marching In song, and the Linkin Park x Titanic outro. Like. Somehow those song choises are all SUCH BC energy
also singing and making us sing only a few seconds of Linkin Park. Let us sing the whole thing you cowards
I still don't know why Joel ducked when he walked across the pathway.
Also still don't know why they introduce Aleksi as Alex Mattson
love how we almost didn't find the entrance in Munich at first and then almost left the wrong way afterwards too
also interesting song choice that was on in the garden-thingy when we left (Ryan Casatta's "Daughter")
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#someone gif that part so i can send it to my terror twin i'll love you forever
pspsps @the-very-rubiest go bother your bestie
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Reactions to Aleksi posting one (1) Rilla picture: Rilla 🥺 Rilla 💖 Rilla! 🥰🥰 RILLA 😍 Rilla ✨😍 RILLA!! 💖 Rilla 😍🥰🥺💖
Reactions to BC posting one second of a video of two people wrestling on a bed: alright here’s my in-depth analysis and educated guess on who is wrestling here based on their legs, tattoos or lack thereof, state of being dressed or undressed, colour of socks, and arch of the leg
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"most often repeated several times"
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Meine #1 des Jahres 2022
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milirii · 2 years
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I am currently writing Olli/Aleksi fic and googled Blind channel to dig some timeline info about the time when they were just forming the band. There always comes these additional questions and I am not sure what kind of algorithm is controlling them, but I started to laugh when the second question was "are Olli Matela and Alex Mattson together?" 😂
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andthebubbles · 3 years
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born-to-lose · 2 years
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30: Listening to them while they vent (Olli Matela)
Part of the 50 wordless ways to say "I love you" series
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Olli was generally a calm person. Maybe that was partly thanks to yoga, which he usually did when he needed to collect his thoughts and cool down. But sometimes he just cracked like every other person too and then he needed to talk to someone about it, preferably someone who would understand him and not try to make it about themselves.
One day when he came home from work, you could tell something was off just by looking at him.
After greeting you, he let himself fall on the couch, frowning in frustration. "Can I vent to you?" he sighed with a pleading look.
"Of course you can," you said softly, sitting down next to him. "I might not really be able to help, but I can listen."
"That's enough for me." Olli almost smiled for a split second before beginning to rant about his day and all the things that went wrong, more tears forming in his eyes with every sentence.
You rubbed the back of his hand with your thumb in an attempt to comfort him a little. Every now and then, you nodded and gave him short responses to let him know you were actively listening to him.
"I'm sorry love, at least you have a few days off now and hopefully everything will sort itself out until then," you whispered, gently wiping the tears off Olli's cheeks and wrapping your arms around him.
"Thank you for listening," he mumbled into your shoulder.
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Hi,
Just saw your asking for prompts. If possible could I please have 'I like this. cuddling with you.' - with Tommi (blind channel).
Thank you
Would have been out sooner but I ended up having to go pick up a package halfway through this (The stationery I ordered earlier this month finally came in if anyone was wondering)
Soft Joonas/Tommi for you! Hope you enjoy!
Joonas was tired. Joel and Niko had been arguing for the past twenty minutes over the same three lines of lyrics and it was beginning to grate on his nerves. He had a headache that was beginning to form and Joonas knew that if he had any more coffee he would end up with an even worse headache and the inability to sleep that night. Olli and Aleksi had both already gone home for the night and Tommi was nowhere to be seen.
Joonas got up off the chair he was sitting in and quietly asked Johnny if he wanted anything from the kitchen because they both knew that Niko and Joel weren’t going to be done arguing for a while so they might as well take a break. Johnny shook his head and pointed to his still half-full mug from earlier that afternoon. It made Joonas nod and make his way over to the kitchen. He rifled through the cabinets until he finally found the box of tea that Olli had squirreled away. Once Joonas had set the water to boil and put his teabag in his mug he took a moment to take a deep breath and look around the room.
He startled a little when he spotted Tommi sitting on the couch. It did relieve Joonas a little to have finally found where his friend had run off to. Joonas waited until his tea was steeping to go over and sit with Tommi on the couch, leaning his head on Tommi’s shoulder. The other only grunted in acknowledgment as Joonas settled. It made him suppress a giggle, knowing he would be pushed away if he did.
It was nice, Joonas decided after a few minutes. Cuddling with Tommi was quiet and soothing. Of course, they could both still hear Niko and Joel in the main room, now with the addition of Johnny’s voice, but it was muffled and far away compared to the silence and light breathing from the both of them. It was lulling Joonas to sleep along with his tea.
“I like this. Cuddling with you.” Joonas muttered softly, not wanting to ruin the atmosphere. He could see Tommi smiling softly out of the corner of his eye and it was all the answer he needed to let his eyes drift close for a little.
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porkophobic · 2 years
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The Names Lalli, Tommi Lalli.
A Blind Channel story x
Tommi was a high level member of MI-6 and was their most trusted agent. Tommi had been assigned a mission, to destroy britbctwt. Tommi found this very difficult to do as he had sat in on their spaces many times and enjoyed them thoroughly. However, Tommi had to stand by his mission otherwise he would be terminated. Tommi hatched a plan to capture them, he laid a trap. under a cardboard box he left capri sun’s and pieces of traybake made by Liz the welsh woman Tommi met in Cardiff when he was lost one day, because nobody intentionally goes to Cardiff . He left the box open with a stick and with a piece of string attached to the box he would pull it and they would be captured. He laid a trail of candies and other sweeties all the way from Riverside fish and chip shop where he knew they would be becuz who could resist a battered sausage.
There they were eating chips and discussing matters, Flo had drowned her chips in vinegar, she had questionable taste but it was allowed. Amy was there, she nibbled away on her porg sausage and discussed the weather. It was overcast, cloudy but not too cloudy if you get me. Mort was also there, Licking the salt off of Amy’s chips, she was a thief but a respectable thief. Mils was also there. She was just living, she looked Scottish and that's all that mattered.
Mort spotted the trail and began to follow it, The others noticed she had run off and they followed after her screaming. They ran 4 miles, when suddenly the trail stopped and led to a cardboard box. The box had all of the girls' favourite treats inside and they were tempted to go and retrieve them.
They decided that all together they would run towards the box and retrieve the treats, they reached the box and climbed in, when suddenly the roof of the box closed! and they were trapped.
Tommi rubbed his hands together, he had caught the British and he would now terminate them. When suddenly a voice was heard in the distance “OI Tommi!” “Leave those wee women alone!” It was none other than Olli Matela, he had recently been released from prison and he had come to save Britain and its people. Tommi looked up and saw Olli and laughed “You cant defeat me mr. matalan am the strongest man in all of finland.” tommi cried. “I know, but i can give it a good shot, a learnt some things from me time in the clink.” Olli said, smirking as he remembered his beloved prison days. The fight began, Tommi threw a jab at Olli and it landed on the mole on his neck. Olli fell back slightly and winded his arm up and threw a fist at Tommi’s nose, which his grandmother loved so dearly. “`Watch me nose, my nan will throw a fit!” Tommi cried.
Olli ran over to the box to free the girls, when a black van appeared, the van ran down Olli sending my flying across the bonnet of the car. The side door of the van flew open, and opened the cardboard box britbctwt were in. it was team finlandia they had pulled up in the van to save their besties from the evil no-gooders! Yet they took Olli out, who was there to help but nevertheless. In the front seat Isabella and Karo shouted at britbctwt get in the fookin van. They climbed in, while Sasza and Mikuc dragged Olli into the van where Dr Wiktoria Wonsheep would perform life-saving cpr, Isabella hit the gas and drove down the road, flames coming out of the exhaust.
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Please leave ur feedback in the replies below, this isn’t a follow on from Trouble in Sainsbury’s more a spin-off if you will.
below is the britbctwt trap x
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theflyingfeeling · 3 months
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it's my day off and I have already had one formal phone call and I'm now waiting for my new desk chair to be ready for pickup and I had an exhaustive day yesterday hosting vaalikahvit for five adults, one toddler and two dogs, so may I pleeeeaaaaaasssseeee get to fuck around and imagine blorbo nonsense and draft an AU fic I'll never write because I still haven't made that sideblog for this kinda shit instead of doing anything useful?? 😩🙏
so today I'm thinking of a no-band-AU semi-inspired by this post I made a week ago
in which Olli and Aleksi have recently moved in together in their new fancy house and they're so happy and in love and having a lot of sex (yes this is an important plot detail 🥰)
(spoiler alert: there is no plot. not even a little bit (hence I won't be writing this))
their relationship had a controversial start because they were still dating other people when they fell in love
Joonas is pining for Joel who's in a toxic on/off relationship with Samy
Joel may be struggling with something else too idk haven't decided, but Joonas is there for him always and he loves Joel so so much
as for Tommi and Niko: maybe Tommi and Olli used to be an item at some point, although he's not the one Olli broke up with to be with Aleksi
and maybe Joonas and Niko had something going on but Niko ended it because he saw how in love with Joel Joonas was
so Niko and Tommi have lots of deep discussions about whether it's weird for Tommi to see Olli with Aleksi (not really because it's been a while and he can see how happy Olli is now (way happier than he was with his previous partner))
and about how it is for Niko to see Joonas suffering so much because of Joel (it's hard but there's not much niko can do about it is there)
and yeah they end up spending the night together at some point 👀 they decide to keep it casual and low-key though so they tell no one
eventually it becomes maybe a little more than just friends hooking up but they're still sorta chill about it and it feels very natural (for Tommi it's better than the random one-night-stands he's been having and for Niko it's definitely better than worrying about Joonas all time time)
and yeah, as it is a non-band-AU I've also given some thought to what they all could be doing instead of being in a band (which is my favourite part of non-band-AUs hehe)
first of all, Tommi is a paramedic because I recently re-watched this old interview in which they all tell the what they'd be doing for a living if they weren't musicians in a band and that's Tommi's answer
ngl it would be kinda funny if I gave everyone the occupation they mention in the video but I think 'gravedigger' for Niko would be a tad too gloomy for the purposes of this AU lol, so he's a writer. a struggling one maybe, but still, and he spends a lot of time in his head (very in-character I knoooooooww <3)
Olli is a graphic designer at a... ummm... a place where graphic designers work? idk just some company, he works from home a lot (so that he can have sex with his bf during his breaks)
Aleksi is still a producer, has a fancy-ass studio in the house. Robin is one of the artists he works with, because of course he is
Olli and Aleksi secretly want to ask Robin if he'd be up for a threesome but he's a literal puppy and oblivious and they don't know how to bring it up lol
and maybe Johnny's Aleksi's co-producer and they also fantasize about having threesome with him 😂 sorry yes they are very horny and kinky in this AU
not sure what Joel and Joonas could be doing, but I like to imagine them as co-workers in some kinda music business or whatever. maybe they're also roommates, just to make it extra painful for Joonas 😭 and maybe Joel is a musician on the side (plays covers at bars etc.), because I simply can't imagine him another career than music
(Joonas goes to see his every single gig, sometimes without Joel knowing it)
a random "scene" I've thought of includes Niko and Joonas coming over to test the new sauna at the Matela-Kaunisvesi residence, but because Niko and Joonas feel awkward having sauna together, they end up mixing the pairs and so we have Aleksi and Niko having deep discussions in the sauna and Joonas and Olli talking about sex while waiting for their turn lol (they've been friends since forever and maybe had some experiments together when they were teens so it's very natural for them)
but yeah, the reason why I'm not writing this AU is because I have no clear plot for it 😔 but honestly? sometimes it's fun just creating these AUs and characters in my head 🥺
I wish I could write all these ideas into actual stories but I'm scared of biting off more than I can chew, so I intimidate and overwhelm myself from even giving it a fair try 😭
so that's it pretty much! if anyone wants to help me figure out an actual story idea out of this, you know where to find me 👋
next I think I'm gonna go keep on procrastinating by creating Olli & Aleksi's fancy-ass house on The Sims 4 byeeeeeee
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lnights · 2 years
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Awkward if I’m annoying you tell me:
In summary best gig ever
Is it hard to look at them when you’ve seen graphic porn bouncing around tumblr and they’re right in front of you? Yes
My mate has concurred they’re all hot and Olli may be the most beautiful man we’ve ever seen
Have I fucked my neck and shoulders? Yes
Was it worth it to stare at Olli matela for an hour and a half? Yes
I will stop bugging you now
Love Awkward 🦇🖤
Not annoying me Anxious 😘
I imagine when I get the chance to see them I will be thinking of a fic or two lol.
Olli is fucking gorgeous 😤 I'm glad your mate agrees.
🦇🖤
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drunken tattoos
This post discussing Olli’s not visible BC tattoo didn’t leave my mind and I just had to write something stupid. So here are Joonas and Olli making a pact to get the BC logo tattooed on their asses.
I am dedicating this dumbassery to @drippinlou and @dream-thieves
(also pls don’t get a tattoo while drunk)
Playing in front of more than a hundred people was more exhilarating than Olli could've ever expected. The way they swayed and jumped to their music, sang along to the words and made them feel like the biggest band walking on earth.
It had to be celebrated. Selling that many tickets was a new high in their band life and it was steady but surely going uphill for them. Soon it was no more playing in shady bars and dirty clubs, they could get a bigger stage and invest in equipment.
Olli wanted to ride on that high forever, the beers he had downed helping him to keep him afloat on a cloud of adrenaline, excitement, and blissful joy. The wide smile on his face had been there for the last hour or so, but Olli couldn’t stop. Seeing his bandmates in each other’s arms and screaming to a Britney Spears Remix currently playing in the club would remain as a picture forever saved in his memories.
Joonas hooked arms with him and pressed a cocktail in his hands with the command to drink it up. And who was Olli to refuse such a charming smile on his fellow guitarist.
Not long after -or was it, Olli couldn’t tell- the both of them found themselves in the alley outside the club, still swaying to the music that could be heard through the open doors. They passed a few smokers that gave them disapproving stares but Olli couldn’t care less. He was having the time of his life.
Passing a corner Joonas suddenly stopped in his tracks, regarding him with wide eyes.
“What?” Olli asked, confused. “Don’t tell me you have to puke, go somewhere else for that.” Already on the move to march forward, Olli was once again held back by Joonas by a tug on his hand.
“No, I have an amazing idea.” He told him with shining eyes, the mischief was clear as day, but that was normal with Joonas and didn’t worry him.
When nothing else came Olli motioned with his hand to continue, looking at him expectantly. Now he wanted to know. The night was too early to kill off and he was in the mood for an adventure, which was guaranteed to happen with a drunken Joonas in company.
“Oh right.” Joonas said as if he had forgotten he was in the middle of explaining. “Tattoos!”
“Tattoos?”
“Yes, tattoos! We always wanted our band logo tattooed, don’t you remember?”
“Of course I remember.” Olli defended himself. “I’m not that drunk.” He said and promptly stumbled over his own foot, holding himself up by the wall next to him.
A giggling came from behind, but Olli found it funny enough to join in, already forgetting what reason Joonas had to laugh.
“Let’s do it now.”
Lifting his head, getting dizzy from the abrupt movement, he looked at Joonas, thinking hard about what they were talking about. “Huh?”
“The tattoo.” Joonas said urgently like it was the most important thing on earth right now. And...it kind of was in Olli’s opinion. Tattoos sounded great. He wanted one.
“Now?” he asked to be sure he understood the plan.
“Of course now. Now is the best time.”
Olli agreed and nodded with his head more forcefully than it was necessary, the world once again hiding behind a blurriness that he was unable to blink away.
“But we can do one better. Let’s make a pact!”
“A pact?” Olli felt like he was only asking questions this evening, his brain slowed down and unable to process any information Joonas threw his way.
Hitting him square over the chest Joonas grinned at him. “Dude, how drunk are you, keep up. A pact between brothers.”
Olli hummed and grabbed Joonas by the shoulders to pull him into a hug, simultaneously tousling his hair. They almost fell over from the force but Joonas was able to keep them upright.
“You’re the bestest brother.” Olli said and squeezed tighter, Joonas only chuckling into his shoulder, the sound loud in his ear but enough to raise his spirits even higher. The fun that came out of forming a band with his friends and touring together was the greatest thing in his life, enjoying the close bond they had and right now he had the most awesome fun ever.
Joonas weaseled his way out of his grip and jumped on his back instead, giving Olli only seconds to take a hold of his legs but they managed, going forward on wobbly knees and in a zigzag course, only swerving around a lamppost last second and when Joonas pulled his hair in the direction they were headed to.
Picking up from where they left off, Joonas said, “So, from brother to brother I say let’s put it on our ass.”
Coming to a halt, Olli tried to understand the strings of words and especially the combination of tattoo and ass in one sentence.
“Hey, I didn’t say you could stop.” Joonas let out and wiggled with his legs till Olli got the memo and started walking again. More or less.
“Why on our ass?”
“Uh...because that’s funny? And like the greatest idea ever. And funny.” He said as if it was obvious. Which- yeah okay Olli could see behind it. It was pretty funny. Hilarious even. Why didn’t they think of it before? Might be the greatest idea Joonas ever had. Or the one they could remember.
“It is.”
“Then onward my fair steed” Joonas said and began giggling again when Olli picked up speed and Joonas was swaying on his back like a ship on the high sea. It was a miracle they didn’t crash and kept lying in a ditch, waiting to be found by their bandmates in the morning.
Somehow, they managed to find their destination, or more like a random tattoo parlour that was mysteriously open at this hour. But why should they care as long as they would finally get their tattoos.
They wandered inside (Joonas by his side instead of his back), greeting the woman behind the counter who had a boring expression on her face. She raised an eyebrow, eying them from top to bottom but didn’t comment on their state.
When asked what she can do for them they simply said ass tattoo. That should cover all information needed.
The woman called for a Sarah and a blonde woman emerged from a room, waving Joonas over who had a flirty smile already on his face. Always ready to play with his charms. Who knows what could come out of this.
Olli eyed the woman, whose name he still didn’t know, but followed her willingly into another room, losing sight of Joonas. They would see each other soon enough. With a little extra on their bodies.
He laid down as instructed, his pants off over a chair and his underwear pulled down to bare his butt for everyone to see. Without the alcohol he may have been blushing more over the fact he was showing himself off so freely, but he couldn’t see what the woman was doing anyway.
He had given her the flyer of tonight's concert so she had a template for the tattoo, and it wasn’t like it was a big one, he would cope.
The first lines of the needle hurt nevertheless and reached his mind even in his drunken state, the alcohol only doing so much to fight back on the pain. After a while though the buzzing only made him tired, having to suppress the urge to close his eyes and just fall asleep.
He contemplated over doing just that when the woman swatted over his cheek not currently sporting a tattoo and that helped him getting awake again. He practically jumped up, refraining from pulling up his underwear as she needed to get over the aftercare stuff but then he was free to go.
He stumbled over the threshold into the colder night air, the alcohol level noticeably lower but not enough to keep his head from spinning. He could hardly make out Joonas leaned against the lamppost across from him, but that stupid hat was indicator enough it was his friend standing there and not some stranger with striking similarity.
Joonas put out his cigarette when Olli came closer. “Well, how was it?”
“Not liking getting my ass spanked but other than that I’m fine.”
Joonas let out a loud laugh from deep in his chest, probably waking every sleeping person in the street. “Sounds like you had a good time. Show me?”
“Are you stupid? Not here. I don’t want to get arrested for public nuisance.” Olli said and shoved Joonas away when he made grabby hands towards his belt. He was definitely not getting naked here.
“Tease.” Joonas whined disappointed. “Oh! But let me show you mine.”
“Joonas, no. I don’t wanna see your ass now either. Besides, we got the same motive?”
But Joonas didn’t make a move to open his pants, no, he only shoved his hand into his face, making him crosseyed.
Grabbing the hand waving before his eyes, he tried to focus. “Joonas, what? Hey! What is this?”
There was clearly a diamond shaped thing on the back of his hand, that suspiciously looked like their band logo, and then it dawned on him.
“There is one on your ass too, right? You didn’t make me do that alone? Right? Joonas?”
His questions fell on deaf ears though and there was only maniac laughter coming from Joonas, who upon seeing Olli’s eyes darken, got a good headstart and ran away before Olli could grab the hem of his jacket. Cursing, Olli could do nothing than follow Joonas and made sure they didn’t lose their way to the hotel and then he could wrestle him down long enough to tattoo that stupid thing on him on his own.
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the-very-rubiest · 2 years
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OPERATION: VALENTINE – a Blind Channel fic
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Blind Channel (Band) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Joel Hokka & Everyone, Joel Hokka & Joonas Porko Summary: Joel is so not looking forward to being single for another Valentine's Day. Good thing his bandmates have a plan.
Hi, I wrote a thing again, in case anyone’s still in the mood for Valentine’s Day content and/or needs a happy break from all the Febuwhump content in the BC tag! Shout out to all my fellow singles, here’s a reminder that having awesome friends can be just as good as having an “actual” romantic valentine 💕
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poodlejoonas · 2 years
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To the anon who sent me the ask about my Olli/Aleksi fic from July the other night (and you know who you are 👀):
I might work on a sequel as soon as I get all of this fluff writing out of my system 😉😉
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