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thatdeadaquarius · 1 year

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it's almost 4am i can't get this out of my head holy shit.

reader whose original body is a literal eldritch forest deity and speaks in hymns (bonus points: after we isekai into said og body, we mix slang into it).

the acolytes have to break their fucking necks just to talk to you eye-to-eye, and the only thing they can make out of what you say is something equal to tablets bajillion years old already.

or that reader is constantly cussing and the acolytes just nod along not understanding whatever this 15ft tall eldritch horror is saying.

-🫀

ELDRITCH HORROR READER. I LIVEEE, NONE OF U UNDERSTAND, THIS IS SO DEEPLY AHHHHHH

I LITERALLY JUST SHIMMY STIM IN MY SEAT WHEN I THINK ABT THIS TOO LONG LMAO

i LIVE AND BREATHE for when we look like eldritch horrors but are just people lmao

IF I HAVEN’T RUN U OFF, 🫀 MY HEART, MI CORAZON <3

U HAVE A BEAUTIFUL MIND DESPITE BEING A BLOODY HEART

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Sun: Gender Neutral Reader (they/them only), Eldritch!Reader

Planet: Misc. Genshin AUs

Orbit: some headcanons, tiny scenario

Stars: a little bit of Zhongli, Xiao, Ganyu, Ningguang, Keqing, and the adepti

Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: Light Description of Body Modifications/Body Horror-esque, Light Description of Eldritch Horror Creature, Reader has a Non-Human Body,

& Trigger Warnings: Eldritch Monster, Light Body Horror, Non-Con Body Modifications (Wake up as a monster, described as positive).

FUCKING LOVE THIS GIF, AND THIS SONG AND ARTISTTT

hey so here’s a song to listen I was listening to while writing this, chose the instrumental bc it was less distracting!

👉👈 hope u like :)

you just come into Teyvat from either Enkanomiya, the straight up Abyss/Dark Realm or even Celestia/Light Realmunder that glowing mushrooms tree in the Chasm, or like, ooo even by the upside down Barbatos statue 👀

and its great bc ur like- “omg Teyvat ooooo, ahhhh”

meanwhile the animals/magical creatures/beings nearby like shakin in their boots

literally no matter what land type their in, water, air, etc. they’re all bowing (despite the hooves, the paws, the flippers, the wings,) hell, even the bugs?? Might be bowing???

and you were slow to wake up wherever you were, so it took you a second to really process-

plus it just felt so weirdly, natural?

Not like walking on 2 legs no, but more like, how swimming feels but without the act of doing it?

you realize you’re… hovering.

wow, guess you can do that now,

your pretty much crowned with every flower from the regions of Teyvat, and a few from other Realms like Celestia, Abyss, and Enkanomiya, etc.

you have extra limbs, you feel them shift like you’ve had them all your life, even tho you do smack urself a few times with them lmao (new hand-eye coordination is hard)

and you realize u can see elemental traces/elements of beings, even plants, all the time now?

It isn’t until you look into a pretty still pond that you see what you look like,

you’ve got more eyes

I mean u thought you’d just be one of the twins, or ur own person if somebody asked u what youd look like isekaied to Genshin Impact, not what looks like the elemental god of the fucking continent

but you don’t look bad! actually you think you look kinda neat!

You’ve got like this coat of many draping vines and plantlife, glowing coral poking out near the top that’s around your throat, and- is that- tiny waterfalls?? Running down your nature cape too??

the many gemstones and ore of this planet form your legs, strong and taller than even regular human guys back on Earth, you’re like what? Eight? Nine feet? (about 245cm, or 2.5 meters)

You’re head… it’s like a dragons skull?? You’ve got these black horns flowing out from the top too that fade to a golden glow, like a crown nearly, theyre draped with what looks like strings of primogems??

oh and your extra eyes are symmetrical that’s good!

tho it does seem like you got this handy hood included into your cape of much nature to flop onto your head

where your heart should be, there’s two bursting stars circling one another, one of pink, purples and light blues, the other of gold and blue, oh hey, the wishing stars for standard and character banners!

and if you like mushrooms, at least one of every kind in Teyvat’s countries/regions is looking cool on ur cape, and if you like bugs, the cool ones like the rhino beetles from inazuma are being cute little buddies on ur stuff too

and like in the gif, every step you take overfills with life, except it stays and doesn’t wither like above, and it also does that glow bit that some places in Sumeru do/Enkanomiya

You CANNOT be missed no matter where you walk, and your sort of constantly feeling like you’ve drank 3 energy + 5 espresso shots of coffee

but in a way that makes you sort of full? like full on life… and like you could be even bigger, and taller, if you willed it

♤

k but the adepti felt ur presence coming in hot from literal mountains away

Cloud Retainter, and Guizhong, had set up inventions long ago to sense the Original of Teyvat, just in case, because some signs of prophecy of your return had begun to show in their lands

Zhongli especially knew you were close to come after another major sign was met, the corruption after the Archon War, and the ravaging of the land by the fall of Khaenri’ah’s “metal beasts”

So when you finally walk your way into Jueyun Karst, the adepti are already waiting, Xiao, Ganyu, and Zhongli as well,

Luckily Ganyu, with Zhongli’s help or advice, convinced the adepti to share this meeting with the Qixing as well like Keqing, and the Tianquan herself

It was a momentous occasion after all, but you were just now feeling the need to maybe nap a little after nearly, what was it, 2 weeks worth of constant walking?

wow this new body had literal stamina for days

you arrived late into the night, around midnight, under a full moon, and they’re relieved all the signs are being met

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honestly the only reason you headed to Liyue was bc you knew it was the closest (the map of Teyvat was both familiar in the way it had been in game, but also on a deeper level, like walking around your house in the dark)

and u rlly wanted to be able to talk to somebody, bc u had no idea?? wtf you were??

honestly you thought the adepti/Zhongli would be a good bet bc they’d maybe tell u what creature u ended up as,

u did suspect maybe you’d ended up as some kind of god, but like?? none of the other gods looked like this???

and u see them all! up ahead in Jueyun Karst! Oh no! You really, really, really, hope they don’t think you’re a walking talking evil tree dragon thing-

…maybe you should wave?

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As you get closer,

Xiao’s back straigtens, Ganyu nervously looks at the ground, Keqing is trying to figure out where to look bc ur so tall, Ningguang has her hands respectfully folded in front of her and her facial muscles looks tensed for a fight almost, the adepti are shuffling nervously bc they’re not used to being the magically weaker/younger creatures in the area, and Zhongli-

Zhongli is no longer the mortal Zhongli.

Amber horns curl up from his head, long brunette hair with glowing gold tips flowing and loose, claws on display, as he stands in his finest and oldest lóng páo, black with gold detailing embroidered throughout, it details his deeds as Rex Lapis and Morax, the spears of his vanquishing gods across the front and back, he looks like a living painting

and although he looks as serene as if he’s about to sit down for some tea, the adepti can see the tremoring hands, the same he used to hide in his sleeves when he was genuinely intimidated by another god, usually the older ones he’d had to fight

but for the first time since the archon war, this was one he was going to welcome with open arms, and utmost respect, despite his position as archon forfeited

there’s a strange music in the air of the night as the animals and the bugs and creatures of the realm subtly make the beat, the god’s feet (of ore Rex Lapis hasn’t seen since he was a child, it was so rare to find) shake the earth of his land with each step, a deep quiet booming like a drum of war as they get closer

The God of All stops some distance away from them

…and the Huangdi of All, just waves. 💀👋

at Zhongli, the adepti, Xiao, the Tianquan, and the Qixing.

A long black limb with a rainbow shine like a crow’s wing raises, gives an ironically tiny wave of their clawed black hand,

and tilts their head, though a sort of greenery hood covering it

and speaks,

“ ˙˙˙ʎzɐɹɔ sı ʇıɥs sıɥʇ ¿ʍou ʇɥƃıɹ ɯɐ ı ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʍouʞ sʎnƃ noʎ op uɯɐp”

your voice is like singing, deep, high, like a choir trying to sing all at once to them

Xiao cringes a little in surprise, he was braced for your older speech just in case but it still caught him off guard, and unfortunatly, he gives a quick glance to Lord Rex Lapis,

he can’t understand any of that, and Ganyu and Keqing are in the same boat, but while the Yaksha’s only done passive studying in hopes of understanding you, the Lord of Geo had gone much further back in trying to make sure he could understand your words, should the day come, his library, even now living as a mortal, is extensive

the other adepti and Ningguang catch a few words, but it’s too,, simple really, to understand

the words have no context, they need more, but such is the ancients, they’re meanings simple and all-encompassing

Lord Rex Lapis bows deeply,

“We welcome you with open arms, our Huangdi. Please, feast your eyes upon the land with which I have wrought with mine own talons, for all is ever truly yours.”

the adepti announces for them all, voice giving away no nerves, Xiao can still understand him luckily, though he has greatly simplified himself for the sake of being understood by the ancient god of creation,

“ ˙˙˙ʞɔıʇs ɐ uo ʇsıɹɥɔ snsǝɾ ¡¿ılƃuoɥz noʎ uǝʌǝ ¿noʎ oʇ poƃ ɟo puıʞ ǝɯos ɯ,ı 'ǝʇnuıɯ uɯɐp ɐ ʇıɐʍ”

your voice is an energy through the air, and makes the trees nearby lean in to hear you better, the creeks and ponds of the area leave their beds a little to get closer, geo crystalflys emerge and begin to swirl around your natural body, perching on your horns, making it look even more like a crown

Xiao gulps.

Rex Lapis’ and Ningguang’s spines straighten further if they even can from the impeccable posture they were before, They share a quick glance…

…neither of them caught that one, only a few words, and Ganyu feels her shoulders drop as she gives up trying to hear you and understand as well,

you make a strange sound, a high humming, a deep confusion with some worry, the crystalflys buzz around you a little faster,

then point to yourself

...and make a peace sign. ✌️

it was going to be a long night.

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idk if this made any sense, and I sincerely hope that you at least liked what I wrote a little bit, sorry about the over description 😭 I just felt like it was very important but then I realized I hadn’t even talked about the language yet… anyway here u go LMAO

I hope it was alright, and I seriously love your idea, even if I didn’t take it in the direction you wanted/as cool as you meant!! :/

Thanks for the badass idea, i fucking love eldritch shit <3

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Safe Travels,

💀 ♒

♡my beloved♡

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f10werfae · 1 year

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My Little Love

pairing: Boyfriend!Henry Cavill x Short!Reader

summary: they're at his parents house because she's meeting his family and one of his relatives says something about their size difference which triggers Henry's size kink (Major Dom, Loving Henry) (requested by @hallecarey1 )

Disclaimer: This story is fiction and should not be taken literally, the behaviour is simply imaginative and the content may be inappropriate

likes, comments and reblogs are appreciated♥️

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“Bunny don’t worry, you look so pretty n’ gorgeous” Henry smiled smoothing back Y/n’s hair which was tamed back with a white headband. His bulging arms going around her smaller frame, pulling her flush against his chest, a squeal leaving her mouth as his fingers dipped underneath her skirt and pressed against her freshly groomed pussy.

“Stop being naughty Henry! I’m meeting the rest of your family for the first time and I don’t wanna keep them waiting” Y/n whined shoving his hands off as he laughed smugly, his hands falling to grope her ass roughly before walking over to reach for his car keys. “You ready to go love?” Henry said intertwining her smaller hand with his, watching as she applied another smooth layer of pink lip gloss skilfully, putting it into her small Hermes bag.

“What’s wrong bunny? Why you shakin’ a storm over there?” Henry frowned driving down the country road, his hand settled onto her exposed thigh, his thumb rubbing it soothingly. “Well it’s the first family gathering i’m going to, and all your aunts, uncles and cousins are gonna be there” She said smiling back up at him, her hand holding onto his tightly, playing with the multiple rings adorned on his fingers.

“Listen once we get there, I guarantee they’ll all love you like I do, well maybe not exactly like I do” Henry chuckled gripping her thigh rougher, prompting the smaller woman to laugh and press a wet kiss onto his beard covered cheek. The car falling silent once they pulled into the large house’s driveway, the front filled to the brim with an array of different vans and cars.

“Hold onto me, m’nervous” Y/n breathed out shakily, holding onto his bicep as she watched her boyfriend knock chirpily on the oakwood door.

“Henry my baby! awk Omg and my future daughter-in-law, I missed you!” Henry’s mother Marianne laughed pulling Y/n into her arms, kissing the younger woman on both cheeks, pulling her back to look at her. “You look stunning lovely, we need to do another spa day this month, bet you’re sick of looking at this face all day” Henry scoffed as his mother tugged on his chin, not even receiving a hug from his own ma.

“He’s alright I guess, I missed you too” Y/n smiled sweetly, enough to give anyone a toothache, her demeanour not faltering as she was brought straight into the living room filled to the brim with relatives. Henry’s hand on the small of her back, his fingers drumming softly.

“Awk Henry is this your wee darling! She’s such a small thing, bless her soul she’s so pretty” One of Henry’s aunts exclaimed, holding Y/n in her arms turning her side to side, everyone in the room smiling at the new arrival. “Henry you must have to be so careful with her, must break like glass with a touch of a finger” She winked at them both, causing something to spark inside Henry, the rest of the family laughing the seemingly innocent joke.

“Oh we’re far from careful aunt Luce, surprised she isn’t in pieces yet” He smirked coming up behind her, her head levelled with his chest, both his arms wrapping around her shoulders to clasp in front of her chest. “Hen! That’s so inappropriate, i’m sorry everyone” Y/n scolded, her face heating up at everyones laughs, a small gasp erupting as she felt something hitting her ass from behind.

“Ma i’m gonna go show Y/n around the house, been dying to show her my old room” Within minutes Henry had taken his woman up the stairs in the mansion, her having to jog a little to keep up with his long heavy strides. “W-wait Henry slow down” Y/n gasped as she was pushed into a random room at the end of the extended hallway, realising she was in a room surrounded by DC comics. Henry’s room.

“Sorry bunbun, can’t slow down, all their comments just got to me you know? Break like glass? Bloody laughable” Henry laughed tauntingly, his hands pushing Y/n over the edge of the bed, flipping up her skirt lewdly revealing her cotton white underwear. These were definitely new.

“Henry we can’t, they’re downstairs, what if they hear?” Y/n gasped feeling his middle finger rub up and down her slit, causing the fabric to cling to her wet pussy, a small damp stain starting to appear. “Woahoho look at this love, this is what I needed to see”

“W-what are you doing bear?” Y/n said looking back to see Henry shoving his face against her ass, feeling him take a deep inhale against her pussy. “All freshly shaved for me huh? You smell so fucking good, feel how hard you make me” Henry coaxed taking her hand, not even comparable in size to the bulge basically jumping out of his jeans. Y/n immediately felt her mouth water, remembering all the times her poor pussy had been impaled on his cock.

“I want it, need it now” Y/n said curtly scrambling to turn around and unbutton his jeans and unzip his pants. “Aren’t you eager little one?” He smiled cupping her face, pressing a soft endearing kiss onto her pouty lips, tapping her cheek softly to let her continue her plan. “Actually bunny, lay back for me, be my little starfish yeah? I’ll take care of you n’ quick” He cooed pushing her flat against his old king size bed, a small squeak leaving her as she slightly bounced on the mattress.

Pulling her dress over her head roughly, Henry smiled noticing her chest was left bare, there was a reason he bought a dress with a built in bra. “I love your tits baby, soso much, make me so fucking hard” Henry growled cupping a breast in each hand, his thumb rubbing over her slowly hardening nipples which pebbled in his hands.

“Now for this sweet pussy” Pulling her cotton panties off with one swipe, her bunched it up and shoved it under the pillow her head was on. “What if i’m too loud-“ Y/n felt Henry clamp his lips onto hers, her full lips being sucked in passionately as his tongue eagerly searched for hers. Spit dripping down her face from the corner of her mouth, a whine leaving her as she watched Henry wipe her face with her panties.

“What baby, don’t like the taste of your pussy? Tell you what I love it, love to eat it morning day and night, favourite fucking meal” He growled kissing her again, tasting remnants of her own pussy on her tongue, making him even more harder. His cock now springing out of his boxers due to being so engorged,

“Really? That’s how I feel about this cock of yours bear” Y/n whispered kissing his cheek, fisting his cock in her soft hands, her hands running up and down her nape. “i’m going to cum all over you, wan’ fuck you all night, my little love” Henry moaned humping his sensitive cock against her naked mound, her clit starting to poke out against him.

“yeah feel me fill that little pussy? God you’re my woman aren’t you” Henry nodded along with her as he slowly inched inside her, her voice whining as his thumb rubbed slow circles on her poor clit. His smile widening as he thrusted slowly and deeply, making sure to hit the deepest spots, one which he knew sent her into a frenzy.

“Henry feel so good, could keep you in me forever, you’re so big” Y/n whined, her tits bouncing rhythmically against Henry’s chest, his minty breath fanning her face as he whispered dirty filthy things ‘Gonna make you carry our baby yeah? Maybe they’ll be jus as small as you were? Been dreaming of the day i’d be able to make you a mother, mother of my babies, let everyone know you’re able to take my huge cock’

“F-fuck Henry I cant, ya know that gets me” Y/n whimpered softly, hiding her face in his neck. Henry always knew his words and slow, deep thrusts could get her cumming in minutes, and it doesn’t take him long to follow. “Wait! Mm’sensitive oh my gosh, mmmy oh my fuck” Y/n mumbled highly pitched, her hips slowly grinding against his actively thrusting hips, feeling him chase his own finish.

“Gonna fill you up bunny, right up here” Henry growled smoothing his hand up her stomach, feeling her soft skin under his fingertips, reminding him of just how lucky he was to find someone who loved him like she did. Man if only he knew how lucky she felt, finding a man like Henry to take care of her like no one else before, her big scary soft man.

“Yes yes yes wan’ it now” Y/n grunted cupping his face roughly, her tongue swiping over his lips, his tongue flicking against hers; his cum filling her to the brim. Both of them whining in satisfaction and overstimulation as they watched their mixed juices flow out onto his old superhero sheets. Fuck sake how were they going to get out of this now?

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judeswhore · 10 months

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in the back of his car and he’s got u in his lap while he’s kissing u silly but u need more bc even tho he’s got his hands on u it’s not enough. he’s teasing u abt ur brother finding out or ur family, going on abt “what wld they think if they heard u begging me like that” and u hate him just a little for it. is asking if ur so desperate for him bc ur ex wasn’t good enough and he’s like “y’just need a good fuck, yeah? that’s what u want isnt it?” and ur nodding and rocking against him bc u need him so bad ur literally abt to cry. but then he stops and his whole demeanour wld change and ur abt to go insane if he brushes u off again but he just goes “i’m not fucking u” and he sees ur face drop bc he’s worked u up to much to give u nothing?? but he’s so quick to quiet u telling u “i’m not gna fuck u for the first time in the back of my car. u know ur more important to me than that” and u don’t really know what to do w that information so ur a little awkward and quiet for a few minutes but ur both obviously worked up and u need to release that tension. u know it’s a terrible idea to invite him back inside, ur brother is literally next door but ur telling him you’ll just have to be extra quiet and then sneak out in the morning. he’d fuck u so good (you’d both be kinda terrible at staying quiet) wld have his hand over ur mouth or his lips on urs to try and keep u quiet, is going on and on abt how long he’s wanted this and how perfect u are. like all the cockiness is gone and he’s just so obsessed with the fact he’s finally getting to fuck u

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

omg yes and like bc it's the first time he wants it to be good and take his time so he's just trusting into u at a slow pace and takin his time, kissing your body nd stuff, meanwhile ur so worked up from everythin tht happened in the car and now in ur bed and ur being whiny and he's telling you to be quiet and telling you abt ur brother bein next door nd how he can't find out

And then at one point he starts trusting a lil harder and faster and you let out a filthy moan and judes so quick to kiss you to shut up "gotta be quiet, y'want me to stop?" and ur shakin ur head so hard nd so he keeps going nd there's tears rolling down ur face bc it just feels so good nd ur telling jude how good it feels and 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

ur begging him for more bc it’s just not enough and he’s smirking and so smug when he’s teasing u abt being so desperate. starts fucking u really hard and he’s got his hand over ur mouth, eyes locked on urs and it’s so hot u can already feel that u abt to cum and he’s so cocky bc he can feel ur legs shaking around him. and he’s all “if u don’t shut up i’ll have to gag u” or “if u don’t be quiet i won’t let u cum, that’s not what u want is it? so stop whining and be a good girl” and ur going insane over how vocal he is through it all. even better if u accidentally sleep in the next morning and ur woken up by ur brother knocking at the door so u have to hide jude under the bed or in the wardrobe and when u let ur brother in he’s glaring at u bc he heard everything and he’s telling u how disgusting it is and that if ur gna do it in the house do it when he’s not there. but ur so relieved that he thinks it’s a random person and doesn’t know it’s jude. so when he’s gone jude’s coming out of his hiding place and he’s grinning at u bc u got away w it and ur whisper yelling at him bc u nearly got caught but he’d just pull u in for a kiss and be all “wld’ve been worth it”

#hey jude :)

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sebsxphia · 2 years

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OMG I love your Jake content ❤️

Imagine Jake's daughter having a birthday party and inviting her friends (including her guy friends) and and they think the reader is hot and Jake is thinking at first that it's funny but after a while he gets low key annoyed because she is his WIFE and he starts getting more clingy with her.

I ❤️ MILF reader & I ❤️ DILF Jake

thank you so much dear anon!! 💖 i’m so pleased to hear you’re enjoying it!!

but omg, ME TOO!!! i literally cannot get enough of this domestic side of them!! 💖

i ended up writing some headcanons for this, i hope you enjoy! 💌

main masterlist list can be found here!

After their daughter has told them openly, that her male friends finds you an absolute milf, Jake does find it funny. They’re only young kids and Jake even remembers himself finding some of his old friends mothers hot. It’s all just teenage hormones.

He can see them at the party sipping on his beer, being incredibly polite when taking the plates of food from her, “thank you Mrs Seresin.” Heads dropped sheepishly low, gaze maybe traveling elsewhere.

“Boys, please just call me by my first name.” You’d say putting your hand on their shoulder giving them a reassuring squeeze. The touch makes them stutter over their words and go back to their friends sharpish, red in their face.

But when he comes back from the bathroom passing through a group of boys in the kitchen, he stops in his tracks.

“She’s so fucking hot, and the size of her tits, that’s going straight up here.” One of the boys points at his forehead.

That’s the last straw for Jake, hearing the way they’re degrading you, his wife, his lover, his sweetheart.

He cocks his head at the group of boys, walking through the doorway a frown set heavy on his face. “Alright boys?”

They’re like a rabbit in the headlights, stammering over their words, “Yes Sir.”

They all scuttle outside quick, wanting to avoid Jake’s heavy gaze any further.

When you’re back outside, Jake is all over you. Hand on your ass, placing a quick kiss on your neck and shoulder, hand wrapped tightly around your waist, just skimming over the underside of your breasts.

Sipping on his beer, staring directly at the boys, they wouldn’t dare make eye contact or look your way again.

And just to prove himself one more time when they look your way, he whispers in your ear, breath hot on your skin, “can’t wait till they’re all gone home. I’m gon’ take you on the kitchen table till you’re shakin’.”

You cover your mouth with your hand staring at him wide eyed, the rosy pink blush appearing on your face.

#💌you’ve got mail #jake seresin x reader #jake seresin x you #jake hangman seresin x reader #jake hangman x reader #jake hangman seresin #jake seresin #hangman

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losersimonriley · 20 days

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Someone else already beat me to the horror (omg i love horror so much) sooo Under the ice shelf! PLSPLS

!! My little experiment with hypothermia and sex pollen rolled into one!

An excerpt just for you my dear:

He’s not fucking dead then. That much is clear upon opening his eyes. He’s definitely been unconscious for a while if the little set up Ghost has going on is any indication. They’re on the floor of what looks to be an industrial kitchen. A woodstove crackles beside them.

He doesn’t remember settling in or the fire being lit. And he certainly does not remember losing the rest of his clothes.

His body convulses. Violently.

“You’re shakin’ again. ‘S good, Johnny. Stopped for a while. Thought I lost you for a minute back there.”

And Simon Riley is bundled under a pile of blankets with him. Naked. Well—mostly naked. Ghost still has his mask on. Briefs too probably. Probably.

He can’t feel his legs all the way but his bare feet are pressed against equally bare shins, seeking out any warmth they can. His icy hands are tucked into Ghost’s armpits, and he briefly wonders if the man is ticklish. Would he get thrown across the room if he dug his fingers into the soft flesh to find out?

Steamin’ bloody Jesus.

This is his life. Sometimes it’s the humid jungle, sometimes a war zone, sometimes it’s his lieutenant’s limbs entwined with his own. Naturally. Just a normal Friday night in the Regiment. Nothing unusual about this.

Falling into that crevasse didn’t kill him, but he is going to die.

“Right. Suppose a wee coorie couldnae hurt,” he mutters through clattering teeth.

“Johnny,” Ghost gently tugs the thawing hands out of his armpits and heaves himself over top of him, bracing his elbows on either side of his head. He looks down at him with serious eyes, firelight making them appear even more honeyed. “I don’t know what the fuck a wee coorie is.”

Big, beautiful, silly man. Warm man. Soap laughs and wraps his weakened arms around Simon’s neck, feeling a boost of bravado after everything that just happened. He pulls him down against his chest. He goes easy. Like a weighted blanket.

“This.”

#Thank you for asking!!#ghostsoap #I love them so much #my writing #asks

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tennesseetroubadour · 2 years

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Show Off - Austin!Elvis

Pt. 2!!

a/n - omg this is my first ever like writing thing on here, this isn’t really proofread and it’s suuupper short but I’ll be writing longer ones! Thank you and I hope you enjoy this lmao

“Bill, it’s go time!” Scotty frantically skidded to a halt as he reached Bill, still unloading stuff from the car.

“I know! I know!” Bill waved him off, unpacking the last of his stuff.

You leaned against the wall, coca-cola in hand and frowning. “Elvis,” you began. “W-what if I forget the words on live television?” His eyes were shut and his shaking hands certainly provided enough answer to show that this pre-stage jitters wasn’t going away just yet. By this time, Scotty and Bill were standing next to Gladys and Vernon trying to get a say in.

“It’s all just a bit of clownin’ around. That’s how we started this whole thing.” Scotty smiled at Elvis, trying to provide some sort of reassurance. Gladys stepped in now, nodding her head quickly. “Exactly. You’re a band. A family. You’re in this together.” Gladys mentioned matter-of-factly. Vernon just stood there, nodding his head every so often. “You’re gonna do great out there, Elvis. All you boys will. I swear by it.” You whispered the last part in Elvis’ direction, solely so he would hear it. He had a small smile gracing his lips as he made eye contact with you. “Now let’s pray,” Gladys smiled gently. “Jesse’s shining bright down on us tonight, baby.”

Shortly after, Sam Phillips and his accomplice had made their way outside to go and collect the group.

“Elvis! They just announced you on the radio. Let’s go!” Sam motioned with his hand to ‘come on’. Elvis looked up at the pair, giving them a thumbs up.

“Everyone go on ahead, I wanna talk to y/n alone for a second.” Elvis had his hands shaking by his sides again, his then stage fright being taken over by adrenaline. The group nodded, Gladys and Vernon wishing their son one last ‘good luck’ and ‘I love you’, while Scotty and Bill told him no more than three minutes tops out here.

After watching them disappear behind the door at the top of the stairs, you grabbed Elvis’ hands. “You’re still shakin’ like a leaf, Elvis.” You smiled up at him. A small blush was creeping up onto his cheeks and he was looking you in the eyes now. “I think it’s the adrenaline kickin’ into my system now, baby.” He laughed a bit, swallowing. “How about a good luck kiss? Y’know… so I don’t mess up the words or somethin’.” He tried to sound nonchalant, looking at his surroundings and not into your eyes anymore.

“If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you were just tryin’ to get my lipstick on your face.” You snickered, attempting to gain his attention again. He looked back at you, but this time at your lips. Bringing his hand up, he ran his thumb across your bottom lip. “I must say, a pink lip does look real nice on you.” He began to dip down slowly.

You scoffed, reaching around to cup his neck with one hand and bringing his lips crashing with yours. The kiss was was fervent, even more so after he snaked his arms around your waist. It lasts a few more seconds before you pull away and before anything could turn into you both staying out here a couple more minutes.

After pulling back you stared at him, your lipstick had indeed made its mark, resulting in a nice pink tint smeared across his lips. You smiled, a lighthearted laugh escaping your lips. “What?” Elvis tilted his head down at you, smiling back. “You just- got a lil’ somethin’ on your lips here.” You brought your thumb up to his lips now, trying to smear off your lipstick so he’d look somewhat presentable for his show. He let out a breathy laugh, kissing your finger that was attempting to smear your lipstick. You stopped for a moment, retracting your finger.

“Leave it there. I like having somethin’ to show off. Especially if it’s from my girl.” He tugged you closer to him, pecking your lips again. You looked at his lips then back up to his eyes. “You’re such a goof.” You shook your head. “It looks good though, especially with this outfit.” Your hands rested on his shoulders, smoothing out the material. “I may be a goof but you know you love me. Now, I thinks it’s time we head back inside.” His voice hid a hint of disappointment at the last sentence.

Walking back up the stairs, hand-in-hand, you stood backstage for a moment, tugging his hand.

“You’re gonna do amazing, baby. I love you.” You planted a kiss on cheek, another light lip stain slightly evident. “Thank you, sweetheart. I’ll come find you right after the show. You know where to go sit right? Next to mama?” He motioned with his head signaling to the audience. “Yup. I’ll be fine. Now go on out there before the announcer cuts you for being too late.” You stared up at him, “Alright. I love you.” he quickly brought his lips to your forehead just after the announcer could get out, ‘a warm hayride welcome to a Mr. Elvis Presley!’, and off he went.

#austin butler #austin butler elvis #elvis movie #elvis presley #elvisaaronpresley #elvis x reader #austin!elvis x reader

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stuck-in-the-ghost-zone · 9 days

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OMG MACCCC R U REWATCHIN TOKYO GHOUL...... shakin ur hand rn little 14 year old me loved this shit. kaneki ken fucked up little guy going thru things he never should have gone thru </3 have u ever watched the very last season??? i finally watched it when i did my rewatch of the full series like maybe a year or so ago and BOYYY IM NOT GONNA SPOIL ANYTHING BUT GOD...... it'll fuckin get u mac it'll GET U!!!! so excited i am grabbin ur hands and spinning around in a field of flowers with u i love this fucked up little guy i love blood and cannibalism <3

I DIDNT EXPECT TO GET SO INTO IT AGAIN. I WAS JUST GONNA WATCH THE FIRST COUPLE EPISODES FOR THE NOSTALGIA AND THE HELL OF IT AND THEN I GOT HOOKED AGAIN. KANEKI HAS WHITE HAIR NOW AND HES SOOOOO FUCKED UP <3 extended torture scenes spanning 4 episodes will do that to a mf.

ALSO NO I NEVER FINISHED IT !!! which is part of the reason im watching it again!!! when i watched it the first time it was still being released so i just kind of forgot 2 keep up with it bc i wasnt technically allowed 2 be watching anime and had to sneak it anyway. i just kinda fell off and forgot abt it. i honestly dont even know if i finished season 2???????? i somehow completely forgot about the torture arc so this might mean we are reaching the end of what i actually saw. this is awesome though 14 yr old me was so predictable <3

#<< i say as if my current favorite character rn isnt just another flavor of black/white haired ghost boy going through unspeakable trauma #HEY ALSO??? FUCKED UP TO BE SPINNING ME IN A FIELD OF FLOWERS. KANEKI JUST ATE THE GHOST OF RIZE THAT LIVES IN HIS MIND IN ONE OF THOSE .#HEHEHEHEHEHE #honestly im a lil. out of it 2nite and have been watchijg these in the bg while i do other things... i am not super deeply invested #in the overall plot i just love when little guys are going through fucked up shit apparently !!!!!!!!!!#i dont remember what happens to hide but i feel like its going to be so bad. therss no way he survives any of this right. poor boy.#i used to LOVE him #fucking horrid 2 hear kanekis sad monotone voice now. he js so traumatized he is so broken. his mind has snapped and i am so sad about it #my poor boy .....#asks #anachronistic-falsehood #friends!!!

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It’s me og ferrari anon (I love that you give anons names lol - I think this is my second one) I just caught up with everything and wow! Elevator anon owns my heart and soul 💖

Please elevator anon when do we finally get to the fluffy part?? Are they going to hurt each other like that for the rest of the season? Does Charles like confront one of them like omg can you guys just get it together? Does it all come to a head at the title deciding race? Does winning the title together finally push Seb over the edge??? … does he kiss Mick in front of all the cameras?

Wait Ferrari Anon are you saying that I’ve given you another name before! How have you graced my inbox again only for me not to recognize you! Dishonour on Athy!

Elevator Anon’s stirring and cooking and movin’ and shakin’ and kicking ass and taking names and creating and writing the most compelling of stories and I’m collecting every single one of them and lovingly binding them into a book with fancy paper and a leather cover and decorating it with hand drawn hearts.

Please EA! I wanna know the answers to those questions too! Summoning circle go!

#athy texts #fanfic #rpf #smick #elevator anon #ferrari anon #these are good questions ferrari anon i’m nodding i’m agree #does he kiss mick in front of all the cameras?#muttering to myself as i pace around in circles #does he???

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sonofirishseas · 2 years

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Stop shakin the booty! This is URGENT!

“Urgent how? Like…”omg I cut off my hand by accident” kinda urgent or…I’m stranded on toilet without tp kinda urgent? Sorry. I need clarification here.”

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blueberryrock · 2 years

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Bumble bee, carolina, lilac :)

Babe imma cry...this is all true 😭

#except that i really haven't read any books lol #omg my hands are shakin'#shouldn't have drank so much juice #nor watch the two towers while doing it #nat answers stuff #ask game #ft. atlas aka my love ❤️

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nctsolar-remade · 6 years

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#ganguli listens live #3. lie to me #its got a sick bass line ok #LUKE UR VOICE WHR THEBFUCCKCKDKSK #ITS SODOSOSOSO GOTGEOUS DNDKDKD #THATS CALUM MY BABY CALUM I HEAR U BOY #IM SHAKING #MY HANDS ARE SHAKIN OMGMFMMFMDD #OOOOHH #its so old style omg i love it its so cute mfkdoskepdkd #THOSE ‘AAAAAAAAAaaaaAAAA’#i can hear calum vocalizing........... my chest is so tight im gonna cry hes so soft #p sad song 5sos u good?#ffmmfmfkdlsk my heart is racing !!!!!! 💗💗💗💗#singing la la la la la lie to me !!!!!#t r a g i c !

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palettepainter · 3 years

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How the teachers play favourites

We all know Aizawa and All Might have their favourite UA child, Shinsou and Midoryia. And yeah I know Bakugo and Todoroki are also their UA kids but shhh, Midoryia and Shinsou where the first UA kids they adopted.

And you can’t tell me Aizawa and All Might play favourites with them, All makes Deku lunch like..hello?? Aizawa gave Shinsou his capture weapon, HELLO??

So here are some dumb headcannons for how the other teachers play favourites to their UA kids

Ectoplasm and his UA kid Jiro:

-When he gives back marked tests he’ll sometimes write small encouraging notes for his students to read, he does this to some students when he feels they need a pick up but he always leaves a positive one on Jiro’s

-During lessons where students are allowed to study in the lesson Ectoplasm lets them listen to music on their phones, everyone thought he would say no so everyone - mostly Kaminari and Mineta - peer pressured Jiro to ask. To no ones shock except Jiro’s Ectoplasm replied with a calm “Sure, but only if you use your headphones”

-Jiro talks about new songs that have been released and Ectoplasm will listen to her geek out about music

-Sometimes Jiro will tell Ectoplasm what her and the rest of the band (herself, Kaminari, Momo, Tokoyami and Bakugo) have been doing and if they’re working on any new songs in-between their studies. Jiro jokes that Ectoplasm is their biggest fan but Ecto is genuinely supportive of their band and admires their creativity

-Jiro once entered maths class and said “Hey miter Ecto, what’s shakin’ bacon?” and while the whole class was stood there in silence thinking Ectoplasm wouldn’t reply he said “Not much double dutch” and then Jiro went to her desk as thought nothing out of the ordinary happened. Kaminari tried to do the same thing to him and Ectoplasm just went “Kaminari your shoe lace is undone-” Jiro was very amused

Powerloader and Hatsume:

-This one started out more like this - Powerloader: Who’s idiot kid is that?....*realises it’s Hatsume* Oh shit- THAT’S MY IDIOT KID-

-Hatsume showed up at the design studio and never left basically, so Powerloader got used to her. He knows Hatsume overworkers herself so he keeps spare energy bars, fruit and bags of crisps in the design studio. He brought a small microwave and kettle for the winter so Hatsume could make hot drinks and food since she insisted on finishing her ‘babies’

-Say’s he doesn’t worry but still insists she goes to recovery girl when she gets a scratch or blows up the studio, sometimes dragging her there himself, ranting all the way about how she’s an idiot. One day Hatsume ended up breaking her leg during a bad explosion and Powerloader very nearly had a heart attack-

He kept a close eye on her while she worked from a wheelchair at her desk

-Makes her wear a god forsaken jumper in the winter when the design studio is freezing, stupid dumb teenager you’ll catch your death of cold

Present Mic and Kaminari:

-This man is shameless with playing favourites

-He greets Kaminari with his signature finger guns and an enthusiastic “AAAYYYY KAMINARI!” Kaminari shoots finger guns back with an “Ayyyyy teach hozit hanging?!” Everyone in class knows Kaminari is a teachers pet despite how Kaminari insists he’s not

-Mic knows Kaminari has a crush on Jiro and Kaminari is an embaressed child who is like “omg msiter Mic STOP-” while Present Mic is coeing and being all like “Aw that’s adorable!”. He always puts Jiro and Kaminari together in group projects, Kaminari shoots him a flustered glare cuz Present Mic knows what he’s doing

-Kaminari teaches him meme/slang language for laughs and everyone in class hates it, Kaminari finds it hilarious. Eventually Mic gets the hang of it but he sucked at using the language correctly at first

-Calls him lil listener and Kaminari calls him loud mouth

Midnight and Yaoyorozu

-Another teacher who is shameless with playing favourites

-Midnight being a teacher does have to enforce the dress code if she sees a student wearing their uniform incorrectly - loose tie, untucked shirt, odd brightly coloured socks, chockes, etc. Midnight really doesn’t care all that much if a student’s socks aren’t the sae colour as their shoes...buuut she’s a teacher so she has to enforce it. Except when it comes to Yaoyorozu. Yaoyorozu one day had to wear light blue socks into UA as her tights where damaged, and she was worried she’d be called out for not following the dress code. Midnight saw, and turned a blind eye. She was in the middle of telling someone off for not dressing correctly, saw Yaoyorozu with the odd coloured socks and went “-Oh hello Yaoyorozu you have a good day sweetheart! ^^”

-Always complients Yaoyorozu when she comes into class. Oooo did you try a new hair style? Honey it suits you! New note book, such cursive hand writting! Glad to see you got those new pair of shoes, trying a different shoe brand this time? Very stylish!

-Had been tempted to kick Mineta like a beech ball on more then one occasion when he wouldn’t back off from Yaoyorozu

-The kind of teacher to say “I taught her that~” when Yaoyorozu uses one of her combat techniques

-Girl gossip. She tries to guess who Yaoyorozu will get with, meanwhile Momo is just blushing and blabbering because that isn’t very appropriate for history work. Midnight bats a hand is like “Pft I’m the teacher I can gossip in my own lesson”. Puts her with Todoroki during group projects and she, like Mic, 100% knows what she’s doing

Hounddog and Shishida

-Hounddog: I am not soft....*holds up Shishida* EXCEPT FOR MY 1B CHILD WHO IS VERY STRONG AND HE’S GOING TO BE A HERO DON’T @ ME HE’S AMAZING-

-Encourages Shishida to let loose with his beast form, with his rish upbringing Shishida isn’t used to embracing his more wild and uncaring side, having been raised to always be propper and polite when not in combat. Hounddog geuenily puts in effort to be a little less grumbly around Shishida cuz he doesn’t wanna peer pressure him, he’s giving him time

-Keeps a spare cloth so Shishida can clean his glasses off when and if they get dirty from training

-I imagine Shishida having a quirk called beast and having a more posh upbringing prolly has a little bit of anxiety, having to always be polite and propper even with a quirk called Beast. Sometimes he vents to Hounddog about this and he listens, insisting that it’s better Shishida get it off his chest when he apologises for drowning on

-During training Hounddog basically throws him about like a beanie bag at first, Shishida was still a kid and Hounddog had years of experience. The day Shishida finally knocked him down with a hard punch to the side of Hounddog’s face he felt...bad. But Hounddog was beaming! Shishida may have cried a little bit

Snipe and Hagakure (picked hagakure inspired by a suggestion @snipe-enthusiast made a while ago)

- Protective af

-Hagakure screams the innocent dorky girl of 1A, and thought Snipe makes sure none of the girls deal with Mineta’s bull while he’s around he’s especially protective of Hagakure just cuz...well, have you seen the way she acts? She’s innocent, peppy, happy, cheerful, and Snipe does not want that tainted by Mineta’s preverted ways

-After the exam with Hagakure and Shoji Snipe apologized for what happened and so did Hagakure, admitting that she over-reacted.

-Hagakure admits one day to Snipe that she’s worried she won’t make it as a hero cuz her quirk isn’t flashy like her classmates. Snipe reassures her by saying that no one thought he could be a hero when he was little (this headcannon was inspired by @frelmidja and a post this did with Snipe) - guns weren’t exactly considered heroic and he got teased in the beginning when his quirk first activated. He told Hagakure to keep working hard and that she had the potential and the drive to be a hero, Hagakure was very thankful for the reassurance

-Hagakure really wants to see what Snipe’s face is like and constantly asks him if he could take his mask off and show them, Snipe has yet to break and take off his mask but Hagakure is very persistant

Cementoss and Bondo

-Chill babies, they sit and have tea together.

-I imagine Bondo to be the kind of person to accidentally call Cementoss dad, it happened once during one on one training and he got so embarrassed. Cementoss kept telling him it was fine but Bondo left in a hurry after

-Bondo tried to make certian shapes out of his glue one time but ended up getting himself stuck, Cementoss helped him out and reassured a disheartened Bondo that everyone makes mistakes and that he was progressing well

-Being one of the taller boys in 1B he often has to hold back Monoma from going over to 1A when Kendo isn’t around, often tries to diffuse conflict before it gets worse, Cementoss is very proud

-After one on one training the two go to the lunch hall to get a hot drink after cleaning themselves up, Bondo tries to bring a different type of tea sweet each time - something like biscuits or chocolate. Cementoss returns the favour by bringing Bondo manju to have after his training

Thirteen + Gunhead and Uraraka

-Proud mum and dad because I couldn’t decide between the two

-Uraraka researches into the affects of zero gravity and how to better use her power, due to this she’s become a bit of a space nut and enjoys thinks like star gazing. When she was a kid and saw Pro Hro Thirteen on the TV she was ecstatic! Her parents brought her a Pro Hero Thirteen plush on her seventh birthday, Uraraka still has that toy. One day the toy got misplaced in the students washing and got mixed up with the teachers, Thirteen was a bit confused why a plush of her - and a well loved one by how old it looked - ended up in the wash. Uraraka hurridly rushes over to explain when Thirteen comes into the students dorms asking if it belonged to anyone. When Uraraka explained she got it when she was younger cuz she’s a big fan of Thirteen...heart squeeze

-Asked Uraraka if she could teach her the gunhead martial arts move, Uraraka was so honored she got to teach one of her idols a combat move! Through the gunhead martial arts move Thirteen met Gunhead and the two become good friends

-One day when Gunhead is teaching Thirteen the martial arts move with Uraraka to help demonstrate Uraraka wanted to take a picture of them all together. Gunhead was too tall to fit into the picture so he kneeled down to be at the same height as Thirteen and Uraraka (he did bunny ears behind Thirteen’s head and Uraraka thought it was adorable)

-Gunhead pretty much puts two and two together with Uraraka having a crush on Midoryia, so one day when Thirteen mentions in passing conversation how giddy Uraraka gets when she’s around this one green haired kid Gunhead just chuckles behind his hand. Thirteen and Gunhead think it’s very sweet how Uraraka totally has a crush on him (unlike Mic and Midnight thoug they don’t force anything and let Uraraka figure things out on her own)

#MHA #MHA UA #UA Teachers #Teachers #Ectoplasm #Snipe #Midnight #Mic #Present Mic #Thirteen #Gunhead #Students #UA child #headcannons

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