#only beat by minecraft

[cats-thoughts]

Okay see I WANT mac n cheese. But I am not at a great level of emotional strength rn so if I do I AM going to cry when I put the cheese in Cassie and I used to fight over who got to add the cheese, it was one of the few things we'd fight over

LMAO one time Froglord tried to add in the cheese and I literally snatched it from his hands it was SO rude, every neuron in my brain activated at once like MY CHEESE MY JOB I ADD THE CHEESE POWDER

oh my gosh that reminds me of the biscuit incident. I like to think im generally chill but I have personal Traditions and if u disrupt them I will be UPSET which is unfair to my friends but. Im working on it. Anyways we used to make biscuits sunday mornings (Cassie, me, and our grandma) and our grandma would split the extra dough between us. So I was making biscuits with froglord, and split the dough with them,,, and they put in in the oven with the rest of the biscuits. LIKE. NO. THATS NOT WHAT YOU DO. YOU PLAY WITH THE DOUGH AND EAT IT RAW LIKE A MAN SALMONELLA DOESNT EXIST WHEN YOU ARE YOUNG AND STUPID AND HAVING FUN. i didnt say anything (unfair for Froglord, I know, he cant know something bugs me unless I tell him, Im working on it- which i keep saying but its true I am working on it) but i remember it bugged me for the rest of the day.

Cassie and I used to play the silent game of wills where you try to keep your bit of dough for longer, until the other person gives up and eats it, at which point you win and get to smugly eat your dough and wordlessly rub it in their face that I HAVE DOUGH AND YOU DONT NERDD

OH MY GOSH one time she trapped me under a table after school and forced me to learn how to write my name in cursive, I think it was like first or second grade? The Mother had instituted a very strict "you can only eat a snack up to 30 minutes after getting home, otherwise you have to wait until dinner" and ya boi was HUNGRY so anyways I know how to write my deadname in cursive. Thanks cassie very helpful now svhgVhgvhgdav anyways its fine my deadname includes C a and t so I can cobble together my name from that but like. thats so funny.

WE USED TO CONSPIRE AGAINST HER TO GET EXTRA SWEET SNACKS! The Mother had like, a rule on the whiteboard in the kitchen that we could only have 2 sweet snacks in a week, and then we had to eat like, fruits and other healthy things. Fair enough. Cassie and I LOVED sugar though so we would like, take an extra popsicle as a snack and agree not to tell The Mother. It was our little secret. I'd always hear when she was coming down the stairs first so Cassie and I could finish the popsicles/hide the evidence before she got to us

this is now just a post of fond memories btw

We'd have sleepovers in Cassie's room, cause it was bigger, and we'd set up pillow forts with sheets for roofs and walls, and it'd be like, a tent, and we'd watch a movie together (usually monty python search for the holy grail, we loved that movie, i still do) and we'd make this whole plan to sneak to the kitchen at midnight and get snacks. Even planned to sleep in shifts and everything. Except we never did because Cassie wouldnt wake up for her shifts or the snacks and I was too afraid to go alone and besides what even is the point of getting snacks if you cant do it with a buddy?

oh but she was SO MUCH BETTER at waking up in the mornings!! My dad is great at waking people up in a less jarring way, but I still hated mornings. Cassie would get up at like 5 am to play minecraft or poptropica on the computer though, and I'd usually drag myself up a bit later to watch. Hated mornings, loved videogames.

oh god The Mother was terrible at waking me up, she would Blast Shitty Country Rap at 100 volume (not kidding she had it on the tv at 100% volume) and clap really louding shouting "WAKE UP WAKE UP GET UP" and would get very mad when you weren't on your feet in 10 seconds i HATED it, im rlly sensitive to loud noises. If Cassie was still around she'd probably get really mad at her for it. But she never woke me up until Cas was gone and she deemed it her weekend Job to wake me up at 8 am Every. Time. I was getting like 2 hours of sleep on weekends cause I'd stay up until Way Too Early playing minecraft- there was this one server I loved, MCC? MMC? MCM? It was something like that, and i made a bunch of cool friends there. Hope they're doing well! They were like, the highlight of my time in Oklahoma. Sometimes my mom would catch me awake past bedtime playing and she'd get PISSED and take the laptop and demand I apologize but I. Wouldn't? I'd just lay down and face the wall (and cry cause I was terrible in the face of getting in trouble but she didn't know that) and eventually she'd leave me alone and I'd get the computer back the next day.

Right, this is for fond memories, hm

Oh! Cassie and I would play Do Not Laugh on Minecraft while she was at the hospital! We shared a laptop, so we'd trade off looking away until the joke was set up and then watch over the other's shoulder. I became pretty obsessed with mcyt at the time as an escape (I was Very Much a Skydoesminecraft fan, back then, as well as Aphmau later on. Oh, and Stampy! Loved Stampy, and Dan! and prestonplayz, back when he did parkour and fighting and such. does anyone else feel like they're watching an ad when they watch him now? Idk, i hope hes having fun though. Gosh, there are so many im just remembering now. Cassie found her favorite song, Paradise by Coldplay, because I showed her Sky's song. New world? I dont remember, it was a parody of that song though.) Anyways she was better at building by a LONG SHOT (she built an epic rustic mansion with like, brick gradients and everything, which was pretty epic for lil 9 year old me to see) but I almost always won the Do Not Laughs. Half the time our jokes were singing songs and throwing out items that were similar. I did have a GENIUS joke though, where I set up a little room underground and put a laptop on the desk and a mini slime in a chair and in the most "6 year old with a cold" voice possible went "I AM THE EVIL DR SLIME, AND I AM GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!" -mom voice- "honey!! dinner time!!" "Wh- MOm! I'm Busy!" "Dont give me that tone, mister, get in here right now!" "Yes mom..." that one was such a hit Cassie called over our Dad and I reenacted it for him

WE USED TO RIDE OUR BIKES DOWN THE PARKING GARAGE I came up with the genius idea of taking the elevator up (it was always midnight, dw, no one was there except the one time people were and got on the elevator with us. that was funny) and we'd SPEED down it was so much fun

SHJGSHJ CASSIE GOT THE DOGS TO PULL HER AROUND IN A WHEELCHAIR IT WAS HILARIOUS Jax loved it, he was such a sweet dog and he loved showing off his strength. Roxy just wanted to beat Jax, I think LMAO

man I miss her. I'm gonna go make mac n cheese now

sorry this is so long I just needed somewhere to dump a buncha memories, you know? hope they were entertaining!

#some vent bits #but mostly its just happy memories #anyone else remember Poptropica? it was like our second favorite game #only beat by minecraft #minecraft is the greatest game ever imo I still love it to bits #chatwithcat

[saturnniidae]

Rip Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III you would've loved fidget spinners, axe bodyspray, wings of fire, minecraft, Lego technic, dungeons & dragons and those cringe 2010s 'I paused my game/put my book down to be here' shirts

#15y/o hiccup would smell bad and use axe body spray this is the truth. #he would play minecraft but only in creative mode for redstone and he would never beat the game bc he doesnt want to kill the dragon #httyd #hiccup horrendous haddock iii #hiccup haddock #httyd shitpost #moth.txt

[sysig]

I have an idea for the requesttober, could you make Scriabin like an endermen? I feel that Scriabin would be an endermen if he were in Minecraft's world

Day 11 - No eye contact >:(

#My art #Requestober #Minecraft #Vargas #Scriabin #Edgar #Scriabin would make a good Enderman haha #I wonder if he'd be a bit indignant since y'know - the Nether is Right There and he's totally a demon! He needs to be from Hell! #But then there aren't really any demonic creatures in the Nether - Nether Skeletons maybe? Haha ♪ #Besides Endermen are cool! They teleport and get mad when you look them in the eyes it's very fitting lol #I wasn't sure if I wanted to give him a purple colour palette somewhere - switch out his blue glasses for purple? :0 #But I opted to just stick with the classic for greyscale :) You can imagine him as a purpley-grey haha #Man it feels like forever since I've drawn them in Minecraft haha - I have played with my Edgar skin since! #It turned into a performative art piece of throwing Edgar off every high cliff I came across - don't ask I was in a weird mood lol #Man it'd be so fun for them to do one of those modded Minecraft playthroughs where Edgar has to try to beat the game #While Scriabin has the morph mod for example and can just turn into random stuff to get in his way (or maybe help? Nah lol) #Only turns into the ''cool' mobs and then the ones that are the most effective at killing Edgar hahah ♪ #''Here I know a way you can win right away >:)'' ''Wait-'' *turns into the Ender Dragon as soon as Edgar gets stone tools* lol #It's fitting for Edgar to stay a human but it'd be fun for him to be able to morph too! #Maybe only into ''normal'' mobs lol - he turns into a sheep and Scriabin immediately dyes him red #Oh no that's a cute imagine of Enderman!Scriabin picking a red flower and then putting it on sheep!Edgar stop me now lol

[astarionposting]

Kind of wish there was a dialogue option to beat this dude’s ass

#bg3 #I’m kind of mad that the only mean option was to be intimidating #like I just wanna beat his boney ass to the ground ok #for my man #when he dies do you think he makes the same sound as minecraft skeletons #baldur’s gate 3 #Astarion #Astarion bg3 #bg3 spoilers #I hate this dude fr #I also wish there was an option to slap the shit out of cazador’s slimy little face #anyways fuck you Godey #I’m gonna cast extended spell banish the second he opens his dumb mouth #can you tell that I’m very normal about Astarion

[iturbide]

*reads tags on the last post*

...ok but now I'm actually curious about your issues with TOTK👀

okay so to be per, fectly clear: Tears of the Kingdom is a really fun game. I've been playing a lot of it, aimlessly wandering around, exploring the Depths, finding shrines, doing side quests, and so on. At this point I've cleared the four regional quests, a bonus mainline quest I wasn't supposed to know about yet I found the shrine early and had enough hearts to open the door, what can I say, I'm curious, I have the Master Sword, and I think most of what's left is armor upgrades and wrapping up the main story.

But also I have been spoiled since the game came out about what's in store and boy do I see a lot of similar narrative issues to my gripes with Fire Emblem.

So we might as well start off small with how TotK actively rewrites its history in ways that are even more extreme than Skyward Sword. Skyward Sword introduced Hylia and Demise as concepts, with Hylia inheriting the Triforce from the Golden Goddesses of Din, Nayru, and Farore and tasked with protecting it, while Demise appeared as a demonic entity intent on taking that power for himself. As of Skyward Sword, Zelda was written as the mortal reincarnation of Hylia, thereby retroactively contextualizing her powers. The Triforce has been a power source sought after and fought over through every prior entry in the series, and even though BotW didn't make outright reference to it, the Triforce was clearly present on Zelda's hand when her powers awakened and appeared in full when she sealed Calamity Ganon at the end of the game.

And Tears of the Kingdom does away with it completely.

Hylia is mentioned as the only goddess. The Golden Goddesses aren't referred to at all. There is no Triforce at all, it's instead been replaced by the Zonai 'Secret Stones' even in the ancient past, despite the fact that we saw the Triforce at the end of the last game. It was right there. Zelda is also no longer the reincarnation of the goddess: instead her powers are re-explained as being the product of the historic marriage between the Zonai Sage of Light and the Hylian Sage of Time, giving her command over both (but she's considered only the Sage of Time for some reason?).

Also, BotW pretty heavily implied that Hyrule was a matriarchy: it's the queens and princesses who have the sacred power, so it stands to reason that Zelda's mother was actually the one in charge of Hyrule before her death, and the king only stepped into the leadership role on a temporary basis until Zelda came into her powers (hence that pointed "heir to a throne of nothing but failure" remark in one of the memories). But despite there being a Hylian queen right there in the ancient past, the game firmly establishes that Rauru is the one with the power, and Sonia is just his consort, a priestess who he chose to marry.

And then there's the Shiekah. Throughout all of BotW we were surrounded by these amazing machines, ancient technology crafted by the Shiekah and unearthed in working condition after a myriad in the ground which are still running and wreaking havoc a hundred years after the Calamity. We start the game in a Shiekah Shrine that literally saved Link's life and allowed him to recover from what should have been fatal wounds, though it did take a hundred years to do so.

And all of that is gone in TotK. Not a trace of it remains: the shrines have all been wiped from the face of the earth, the Divine Beasts are nowhere to be found, the Shiekah Towers have evaporated into thin air -- and the shrine that saved our lives is completely gone, replaced by a hot spring. It still bears the name of the Shrine of Awakening, but none of the miraculous technology remains.

Personally, the idea that either Purah or Zelda would consider the Skyview Towers worthy of dismantling that Shrine completely shatters my suspension of disbelief. They're both scientists: they should want to study all of that in detail to understand how it works, not destroy it for glitchy impersonations of the old towers I hate the Skyview Tower miniquests so much.

(Let me tell you, it was absolutely chilling for me to get to Rito Village and see an empty place where I clearly remembered there being a shrine. The Shiekah presence in history has basically been wiped out in TotK outside of Kakariko Village, and I don't like what that says considering that the Shiekah were also victims of a genocide by the ancient king of Hyrule.)

And then there's the imperialism. I have my issues with Three Houses and every ending needing Fodlan to be united under a single banner, though it's most egregious in CF where Edelgard's stated purpose is returning Fodlan to its proper state unified under the Imperial Standard. TotK is worse. There have been some excellent breakdowns of the narrative implications, touching on everything from the loaded imagery and black-and-white narrative purpose of Ganondorf and the Gerudo (dark-skinned evil desert dwellers who oppose the good and glorious worshipers of the goddess...where have I heard that before...) to the game showing outright that the other races of Hyrule were treated as lesser vassals in the ancient past (the Sages being masked and therefore erasing their individual identities, receiving the Secret Stones that Rauru had been hoarding only when Rauru needed help to fight Ganondorf and thereupon swearing their very lives and the lives of their people to him and his empire???). They're great analyses, they've been living in my brain for weeks.

But I think the thing that I'm most mad about is that the narrative bends over backwards to keep anything from changing. At the start of the game, Link's arm is so badly damaged by the Gloom that he nearly dies and he spends the rest of the game with Rauru's arm in place of his own...but then, in the end, he magically gets his original arm back no worse for the wear. Zelda, in an attempt to empower and restore the Master Sword, turns herself into a dragon, a process that we are told outright in the narrative will cause her to lose herself and is therefore irreversible...but then, in the end, she magically returns to her human form thanks to her ghost ancestors somehow reversing this supposedly irreversible process. And on top of all that, Hyrule itself is exactly the same when all is said and done: there's no change to the power structures, no independence for the other races who choose to come together in the spirit of cooperation like we saw at Tarrey Town -- instead, the four Sages once again swear their support and fealty to the Princess of Hyrule.

Personally? I like a narrative where the characters and the world change over the course of it. That's one of the things that I thought was so meaningful about BotW: while most of the gameplay takes place in the present, the true start of the game is 100 years in the past, allowing us to see how the Calamity affected Hyrule, the devastation it wrought and the continued struggles of those who survived through the century that followed. We end the game with Zelda once more free, where she had been locked in combat with the Calamity; with the spirits of the Champions at peace, where they had been trapped by the Blight within the Divine Beasts; and with Hyrule finally at peace and beginning to recover now that the Calamity has been sealed away. I still think it's ridiculous that they don't actually show any of Link's scars in the game (especially since we are at one point forced to strip to prove that we are who we say we are, and they say point blank I would recognize those scars anywhere when there are no fucking scars), but at least things have changed over the course of the narrative!

But nothing changes in TotK. The status quo remains untouched and unquestioned. And it just feels...bad to me. Insincere, maybe. Unrealistic, sterilized, manufactured. It's a narrative that says there's nothing to question, that everything going back to the way it always was is the right and proper way of things, because clearly the Hyrule Empire is the right and proper rule. And I just don't like that.

#answered #unsuspecting-person #tears of the kingdom #totk spoilers #totk critical #i see a lot of familiar narrative beats in totk #that i have also seen in fire emblem #narrative beats that make me super uncomfortable #and for as fun as the game is to play #there's stuff about this story that really unsettles me #but also: i hate the zonai devices and i hate the building #i didn't even use a damn horse through most of botw #i continue to not use a horse through totk #i walk everywhere on foot and enjoy the scenery #i build only when i have no other choice #it's a pain in the ass and i get no joy out of it #that's very much a me problem though #i have the same issues trying to play minecraft

[traitorsinsalem]

and a merry gabrivor divorce sweep to all

#succ speaks #please put the drugs away bro your washed up folk hero ex has had enough #minecraft story mode #mcsm #arcane #i don't want to say the L word on my blog.......... #i still have no idea how gabriel and ivor beat vander and silco. it was only like 100 votes tho bc i was impatient w the time. uk how it is #vanco zaundads RESIGNED positions taken by minecraft men from lost media telltale game with remy the rat and peewee herman #my art #i guess. i'm not ever giving this proper lines or colors.

[the-martyrfication-of-the-matron]

aphmau is very.... embrace the carnage, consume your idols, bite the hand that beats you.

and by that i mean, Avra is very--

#pinterest quotes my beloved #curl up in my warm embrace as i tighten my grip around you necks and hold you firmly as you struggle #as your fists beat against my unrelenting arms #as you struggle and fight to live. to retain what once made you special. but you are only decoration to me. I will rip from your body what #must and twist the remaining flesh into a display of a character so vague and forever-changing that you may not rest even as you decay. you #flesh will rot and i will continue to mold it into whatever i please #aphmau #aphverse #rewrite #aphblr #minecraft diaries #mcd #mystreet #ranthredo #Lycoris Radiata/Ranthredo

[ahlaway]

listen. the sunny vs leo fight would be much funnier if they'd just let the eggs have limitless lives already. because you're lying if you say you haven't been pissed at your friend in minecraft and beat them to death.

#qsmp #qsmp sunny #qsmp leo #once after finding three trees a friend had only partially cut down around spawn #I HUNTED HER FOR SPORT #BROKE INTO HER HOME #AND BEAT HER TO DEATH #it's just the minecraft way

[emmafaeru]

one of the things that's insane to me about terraria is it's lack of online prescence. it's the 10th best selling video game of all time. there's like 3 people who make videos about it. it's been around for 13 years. there's not even 400 fics tagged as terraria on ao3. 45 million people have played it. there are maybe 4 pieces of fanart somwhere if you really dig for them. and the crazy part is I totally agree. I have never wanted to create about terraria. I have rarely if ever wanted to consume content about terraria. this is a game I have a disgusting amount of hours in and I would give a very high rating of and I have never once gone feral over it like I have with other things I consume. terraria is this ball of awesomeness of a game mixed with this complete fucking undecipherable void of a prescence and i think it's insane

#if we're actually thinking about why though #1) the complete lack of story/worldbuilding/setting/ heavily discourages any attempt of a narrative #it would be like trying to write a captivating story about minecraft steve in minecraft block world #'but minecraft has so many stories thought up in it! like [insert minecraft smp]' #2) yes but consider that minecraft's relatively short - and frankly unfulfilling - progression #means that after you beat minecraft the only thing left to do is to create - either with yourself or other people #which incidentally is also why minecraft servers are such a big thing - becuase of that natural steer into playing with other ppl #however (as anyone who's tried to beat it knows) terraria has a LOT of progression - and it's all built to be extremly satisfying progress #which means when you beat terraria. you can beat it again! in any one of 2098456 ways you choose all of which give you a unique playthrough #incidentally this is also why in my experience servers are so much less of a thing in terraria #while the modding scene is sososo much bigger and relevant - tapping into that 'replay the thing but DIFFERENT' again type of replayability #I'm comparing terraria and minecraft btw because both are sandbox games but they have wildly different prescences #and often times people will write minecraft having more content down as 2d/terraria being more limiting creatively #but actually some of the prettiest builds in a videogame I've seen were in 2d/terraria #I think there's a more fundamental difference at play there #in the type of replayability that mc and terraria offer #one kind of forces you to create or play with others if you want more out of it #while the other offers this kind of seemingly endless well of challenges that never steers you in that co-op/creative direction #both are great in their own right #but it means that minecraft has more content 'staying power' as it is a space designed first and foremost to steer players into creating #and also most importantly - cooperating and playing with others to creat together #while terraria more often focuses on that core gameplay experience/challenge #while never steering/forcing players into that creating/co-opting space #unless they intentionally seek out that experience for themselves #see - the terraria builder community (not massive last time I checked) and server players (I don't think they exist) #also 3) eye of cthullu is stupid hard to draw in 3d without doubling over laughing #like 👁️ <- oh man look who's floating ominously!! he sure is gonna getchu!! #^ I ramble about things #also i still think terraria is better than minecraft. for the record

[lesbiten]

a couple of youtubers i subscribe to have been playing minecraft recently, either in a "ive never played mc but ill give it a shot" or a "i havent played minecraft since horses were added" way, and watching them has really made me realize how much ive just been min-maxing minecraft lately. like ive been doing some fun stuff, but its mostly extremely large projects that take hours of farming that isnt really fun for me. watching other people just play the game slowly and have fun inspired me to try and go back to experiencing the game that way, and it is so much more fun than what i've been doing.

does anyone else play minecraft in a 'i maximized my space for efficiency and then blanked on what else to do' style or am i just playing the game wrong

#i built a house in a new area thousands of blocks away from my original spawn #and actually took the time to make it pretty instead of just being like 'ah theres enough room for a bed and some functional blocks' #i think ive solved my problem of being bored in minecraft after beating it and its that i only ever do big time consuming projects or #the absolute bare minimum to maximize efficiency #and never try to just. be like oh let me build a little thing for decoration with random blocks. hehe #simon says

[truckstoptigers]

i should've known it'd come back

#i was okay for a few days. stopped having as many flashbacks & was even able to stop thinking abt it for a while #and i dont know what changed but today its just. its so bad. my heart is beating too fast & the flashbacks come and go #the only thing i can think to do is write abt it but i cant if its like this i dont think. im gnna play minecraft maybe #if i try to write. the minute i feel like i cant handle it anymore im gnna walk away & try again tmrw #milo murmurs #csa vent #the flashbacks are so fucking graphic and i have to sit here like nothing is happening. my chest hurts and im shaking #maybe ill write here too. thats kind of what this blog is for

[oofouchstovehot]

i don't know if it's fate or math but near every fandom i've ever been in can somehow be linked to an Undertale AU i was into

#Dreamtale I still love you #I have fannons about dream tale that i think go mad hard but would be so weird to my followers #..... #because I'm mainly fnaf/dp poster #feeling nostalgic though #Maybe I'll redraw the cringe Nightmare Sans Kitsune AU design i made for an amino user once #It was a whole samurai japanese culture anime themed Alternate Multiverse #(yeah that's how crazy we got) #I was on a big kitsune kick at the time #(also wanna show yall the kitsune oc named after a minecraft mob who was supposed to be named after an emotion) #So naturally I ate that thing up #only ever saw it on Amino tho.... #Anyways #big fan of the 'Murder Sanses' #The Mafia of the Multiverse #Horror really didn't deserve to be grouped in with them but what can I big scary guy with an axe do #always headcannoned they sorta seudo-adopted Lust #who heals for them #And at some point or another they're less of a Mafia and more of a Friend Group #they're biggest schemes as of recent being How Are We Going to Beat Dream's Team #When Swap Can Play Dodgeball in Heels? #Also Swap Sans > Blueberry Sans #only the real Gs get that #undertale au

[domithanasia]

i love minecraft youtubers so much they’ll be like “BEATING VANILLA MINECRAFT AS A FISH EXCEPT THE WORLD IS LAVA AND I CAN’T USE CRAFTING TABLES” like man nobody asked you to do that. but i admire your dedication

#binging minecraft videos because my biannual minecraft phase is raging rn #i’ve only ever played bedrock on an ipad so i’m not at all a serious player #but i think i want to try to beat it this time #unfortunately the ipad is at home and not with me 😔 #this is a good thing though because if i had it with me i’d be distracted as hell and it’s finals season.

[grianorb]

twitch con was really just Gem and all of her collective Minecraft Father Figures

#continually my favorite thing abt gem interacting with hermits #all the older gentleman are like ‘is anyone gonna parent this child’ and don’t wait for an answer #EXCEPT etho #and that’s only because she actually beat him to the punch and bullied him into a sibling relationship by beating him over the head #I cant talk abt her interactions with the other ladies/femme identifying/femme presenting hermits bc I’m GAY #and it makes my gay brain go insane bc I have inappropriate thoughts abt it andkajfn #except pearl #she and pearl are like middle school besties who haven’t figured out that they’re in gay love yet #if you can’t tell I’m projecting onto this minecraft character #NOT gem the creator #gem the MINECRAFT BLOCK PERSON #voice channel

[definitelyjunehomestuck]

once again minecraft fans be mad for all the wrong reasons

#minecraft #june speaks #dawg if u wanna be mad about the vault block be mad that we had to wait ages just to learn the key is used for what seems to be midgame gea #not that the vault performs an incredibly basic multiplayer feature that shoulda been added ages ago #it only feels like a disappointing feature cuz they took so long to tell us ''oh yea it unlocks player-specific loot containers'' #which is a good fucking feature even if it's not particularly interesting! i'm very glad they added it! #this game really does need some multiplayer QoL changes when it comes to the gameplay n this is a great step towards that #it's just stupid to have to wait two months to learn that when by all means we were made to expect it did something more interesting like #idfk. open a secret area or summon a boss. which maybe it could still do! we just don't know yet. update's not fully announced yet! #personally imma save my negative feelings (beyond being annoyed having to wait that long for something that simple) for AFTER the update #at which point if the vault doesn't ever give better loot or if the keys never get any more uses i'll feel a justified mild disappointment #which like ngl. even that's motivated purely by my position as a seasoned player #i'm certain that as-is the vault is amazing for new and learning players in every possible regard. it's a good block n a great feature #but even considering that i feel like it's reasonable to want to be catered to a little bit as a seasoned player yknow? #beyond insanely tedious self-imposed tasks there's not a lot to minecraft's endgame. beat it a hundred times n eventually you get bored #which i think is why a lotta other people get so annoyed with some of these updates too #there's just not a lot bein added for the sake of catering to old players who want new experiences most of the time #anywho that's my bi-monthly minecraft rant outta the way lol

[nyanbinary-zack-foster]

Honestly if I ever learned the animate (so if I ever get to go to a college or university of any kind lol) I'd probably make the first day of witch's heart as an anime/animation

Like, if bluestar wanted me to take it down ofc I would, it's their game, but I'd love to make a near-100% game accurate anime for it (the only changes being adding things to make the background more... Idk, just removing empty space? You can't really do that in pixel art lol, and maybe changing some encoded messages so they work when spoken if I was able to get VAs) and posting it. I don't really care if it makes money, I'd rather not monetize it, that would feel wrong, I just think it would be neat! The game would work amazingly as an anime.

Afaik this doesn't break IZs policies (I don't think it would? It isn't using assets except like, music maybe, and the writing, but IZ didn't make the music and I figure this would count under fanart?) But if it did and they informed me I would take it down. It's just something I can imagine happening, sorta like how angels of death eventually got an anime, I think this could work too. Maybe I just have too much hope I could ever pull this off, but hey, if I ever can I might try. No harm in it.

#witch's heart #i wouldnt wanna change any story beats or dialogue #outside of The Blob's coded messages for obvious reasons #if it was text only it wouldnt be an issue #but if it was voiced its harder to say garbled text yk #I'd prob just garble the voice clips or something #kinda like endermen in Minecraft? #dont expect this to happen in any near future #im not even. in school rn #due to medical shit #but hey #let a cat dream