#ouh shit

[chirp-featherfowl]

am i makinnng. any FUCKING sense.

elaboration in tags maybe if it's comprehensible. no promises

#trafficsmp #life series #ouh god the ship names #smallidarity #flower husbands #rancher duo #is that the ship name or the duo thing #what's the difference #i don't think grian and jimmy have one #oh ueah elaboration #im not commenting on any others but i WAS considering some other options #scarian auspistice with the 'get em a marriage counselor' comment #majorwood or treebark moiraillegence #but i think one of the things ppl can't reconcile when thinking abt troll romance is that a good chunk of shit just won't be romantic #it's probably a solid amount! #a point could wven be made there if you really wanted #about what's the difference. carries the same weight and everything. it's just got a different labelslapped on it because we've #unceremoniously fuckin plopped troll societal norms from a dumbass webcomic hussie was working on and in 2011 or something he decided to #change the internet forever #didnt even finish the sentence. plopped troll societal norms on a bunch of minecrsft youtubers #what was i saying #i dont know Okay goodnight. god im so fuckin tired #ask me about joel and jimmy

[neptunesailing]

hades art dump part 2

#this is NOT in order of which i drew them i think i drew the last three a while ago. zag was today tho :D #nep draws things #hades game #hades supergiant #zagreus #thanatos #megaera #zagreus hades #megaera hades #thanatos hades #how did i tag this last time...................... #sketch #I POSTED FOR HADESGAME AGAIN.. WOAH. UNHEARD OF. #anyway i wanna make a chibi series maybe......... i love this game holy shit. i should draw the olympians and . actually everyone #pain and suffering i need to think about this game more often. ive been oc-pilled recently.. ouh. i think i may be in btwn fixations. ykno #like that downtime of when ur not Into Something. thats me rn. i also think thats also a big Burnout time for me whoops . school might have #to deal with that i think. ahhah school is killing me oh my god

[unknownarmageddon]

cross grunted as he heaved up a fallen shelf, shoving it the other way to reach the items beneath it. there wasn't much; just a few old candies and a spilt bottle of something sticky looking.

across the rundown convenience store, there was a faint crash as killer kicked in the door to the back rooms, a muted whoop whoop coming from him in muttered celebration.

cross peered over the empty shelves to squint at his companion as he disappeared into the storage rooms, that bat of his slung over his shoulder. humming shortly, cross ducked back down, poking about with the tip of his machete at the things on the floor.

he picked up a bag of old, old looking gummies, and shook the bag, before cramming it in his backpack and moving on. he flipped another shelf, and paused as a flash of bright red fluttered through the air.

for a moment, just a moment, he thought it was killer's soul, that maybe killer was coming back but--

a lush, but obviously fake rose sat a little crumpled on the floor. cross frowned at it, nudging the weirdly bright thing with the toe of his boot before crouching and picking it up.

it was in surprisingly good shape, the petals soft, somewhat faded with age, but mostly undamaged. the plastic stem was bent in the middle, crooked, and there was a broken piece that jutted out the side; probably where a leaf used to be.

cross twirled the thing between two fingers, spinning it contemplatively.

"yo, crossy! i found a box of fuckin' TWINKIES!"

he lifted his head, and an idea came to him. gingerly, wanting to preserve it, he slid the rose into his inner jacket pockets, and stood up, staring across the place; killer's cheerful grin and delighted expression beamed back at him, killer leaning out the doorway and holding up a box of pastries.

cross wove his way towards him, hyperaware of the slight feeling of the rose stem digging into his sternum through his shirt as he took the box, "nice."

killer grinned, winking, "we eatin' good tonight, pretty boy, huh?"

cross snorted and tucked the box under one of his arms, and took killer's hand, pulling him away from the door and tugging him over to the spot he'd cleared behind the check out counter.

"i call dibs on the shelf!!" killer blurted as soon as he saw the set up, and he slipped free of cross, vaulting over the counter to crawl into the shelf space under it, snickering to himself all the while, and cross shook his head, his chest warm with amusement and affection.

---

"man, i can't believe there was a hole thing of these fuckers sittin' untouched back there," killer said, his mouth full and fingers coated with the sugary sweet filling from the twinkies. he was gorging himself, already on his second one, and cross was chewing his own slowly, barely halfway through his.

"youre making a mess," cross muttered, and killer stuck his tongue out. cross winced at the glob of partially absorbed twinkie, making a face at the display and nudging killer with his arm, "dude, that's gross."

"i bet you'd still kiss me anyways."

cross didn't deign that with a response, simply sighing and grabbing at killer to clean his face. there was cream smeared over his teeth, and bizarrely, a dollop of it over his left eye. killer grinned smugly, making kissing noises and making cross scoff as cross tilted killer's head this way and that, using one of their extra strips of fabric to wipe off the mess.

he let go of killer afterwards, and tossed the now filthy rag aside, "be more careful."

killer pouted, knocking his skull into cross's shoulder, "awww, no kiss?"

"maybe if you stopped getting that stuff everywhere, i'd be more inclined."

"...so if i-"

"stop talking with your mouth full," cross grumbled, and killer snickered as he delved back into the rest of his twinkie, still leaning his head against cross's shoulder as they sat in comfortable silence for a few minutes.

killer finished off the rest of his own twinkie and sighed contently, "man.. what a fuckin' feast. second best thing i've ever eaten."

cross glanced at him, brow furrowed, "second?? what's the first?"

killer gave him one of those smiles, that slow, but amused, self-satisfied grins that he gave when he made a joke that he never gave a punchline for, or when he dropped some stupid one liner.

there was a glint, metaphorically, in his eyes that told cross everything he needed to know about this particular joke, and he felt his cheeks warm as he groaned and pushed at killer, "dude, come on."

killer cackled, clinging to his arm and pulling him back to nuzzle at cross's cheek with his own, "c'mon crossyyyy, it's true!!"

cross averted his eyes, refusing to look at killer's stupid smug expression, "shut up already, that was terrible and you know it."

"i didn't even say anything!"

"you didn't need to."

killer gave another burst of giggles, swatting at cross's arm as he rocked back the other way, his head bumping lightly against the wall as he laughed.

"you're so grumpy all the time, man!" killer eventually came back to say, poking at cross's arm with a shit-eating grin. "lighten up, ya big overgrown pup."

"don't call me that."

"you like it!"

"what even gave you that idea to begin with???"

killer just gave another smirk, and cross sighed, and killer snickered, sitting back and pulling his hood up, the messy fur that was tangled with small sticks framing his face as he gave a dramatic pout and sigh, crossing his arms and giving a childish, "bleeehhh im cross and im the grumpiest bitch ever!"

cross rolled his eyes, reaching to grab at his own coat as he snorted, and said, "i don't sound like that."

killer's voice rose in pitch until he sounded obnoxiously feminine, "riiff rafff, street rat, killer looks so hot with his bat."

cross shook his head, but there was a growing smile on his face as killer kept talking in that ridiculous voice, "i don't sound like that either, you goof."

he pulled at his coat, dragging it over and flipping it open, pulling at the inside. killer puffed his chest out, and dropped his voice a deep as he could, which wasn't very, but it was closer to cross's actual voice tone, and killer grunted out, "grrr grrr im a big huffy guy with a-"

cross pulled out the rose from the inside of his jacket, and tossed his coat back to his backpack, and pulled killer closer by the collar of his jacket, his grin still wide and expression lighter than it was a few minutes ago. he stuck the rose into the mess of fur of killer's hood, where it stuck, and sat pretty against killer's surprised expression.

cross sat back and crossed his arms, raising a brow as he mimicked killer's voice to the best of his ability, though it was somewhat quieter than killer's loud, unabashed impersonations, "a big huffy guy with a rose for his stupid, idiot of a-" lover. "friend."

killer blinked, stunned, and cross felt a swell of triumph in his chest at throwing killer off his game.

slowly, as if it would vanish or fall, killer reached up to poke at the rose cross had put in killer's hood, his mouth parted in growing awe.

"...you mother fucker," killer breathed, and snatched cross by the front of his shirt, dragging him close for a kiss. the rose slipped out, knocked free by the sudden movement, but it fell unharmed into killer's lap, where cross picked it up and put it right back, cupping killer's cheek in the same move.

-p :]

a little aimless in this one but still!!!! killer with a flower on his head, but it's stuck to his hood, and also cross put it there and also they kiss

AUGHHH?????? AUGH AUGH AFUGJF

#OKAY. GOD #AUGH #YEAH. GODD THIS ONES SO GOOD #AUFJF #ouh. ouhh #i lvoethem #like #dude #god #losing my mind. losing my mind #i like this one a LOT i say this about all of them but dude #this one’s high on the list if i had to pick favorites #THE DIALOGUE???? IS SO GOOD?????? #like. what the shit #there were so many times where they said something and i just lost it like. it’s so good dude it’s so good #it like sounds so???? natural???? like. they sound like people y’know #they sound like them #god. #SOO so good #yeah you were not lying banger ass idea banger ass execution man #i’m insane. i’m insane #answering asks #apocalyptic kross au #proximity anon #anon asks

[axiliern]

but you drowned in my waves and i can tell that you are hurt, please know i loved you first

#ouh yeah #yeah this hurt me #experimented with ibis paint on my new iphone screen protector and proceeded to discover shapes and colors #yeah . shit yeah #witch hat atelier #orufrey #olruggio #qifrey #axe art

[mixtercandy]

ou!! limited color pallet! limited color pallet my beloved!!

#ik i hav a rq for tigerlily in one of her costumes in her inbox but i REALLY wanted to try this color pallet <3 #cand posts #cand arts #cookie run #cookie run ovenbreak #tiger lily cookie #gamer dad #i nice little doodle i did for them :> i made this trying to get over my artblock last week ouh #which i feel like i might have another one by next week and if not... then probably be the week after #i also need to save up my energy and shit for artfite!! including refrence pics for my ocs i should update!! #im so rambly today. i should use tumblr as an actual blogging site and make these tags their own posts... </3 #cand fav art

[diodellet]

∞ hiiiiiiiiiii rave about this song for me (if you want!!)

uwaaa thanks forda ask bibi! i will do my best to ramble (<-0.5 seconds bfore shuffle decided to pull a pro gamer move™️)

It’s t-t-time, put on a mask, cause anyone will do  If it can hide fear inside of you  Come on, I’ll gather up all of your pride -Idola no Circus by Neru (translyrics and vocals by Oktavia)

sldjfdlksjfsld omg not shuffle putting my edgy vocaloid phase on blast HELP🙈🙈 (also MAN i missed listening to oktavia's voice...her power!! the way she channels the emotions of the song!! HER ADLIBSSSS!!!!! )

from first glance this song looks like it could be related to lost one's weeping, with the highschool uniform and the red school desks (PLUS THAT SICK GUITAR TRACK😩🎸🎸) but then you look at the lyrics and go HMMM actually this song feels like a different kind of fucked up like are the persona's issues still school-related? UH OH!! I DONT THINK WE'RE IN SCHOOL ANYM--

it could be about people-pleasing, it could be about feeling beyond salvation, it could be about those and a third worse thing thrown into the mix, i think. a lot of neru's songs are free to interpretation like that!

(send me ∞ and i'll give you my fave lyric from what shows on shuffle)

#aka i was abt to say CATERCORE for this song and then i double checked the lyrics #tbh i still dont know this song is about #as soon as i heard the guitar i was blasted back to my 15 yo self #15 yo dio: OUH SHIT THOSE GUITARRRRSSSSS #THOSE DRUMSSSSSS!!! RAWRRRR RAKENROLLLLL #i kinda miss when he leaned into his j-rock style more tho... #its true what they say: the shit u listen to as a teenager dictate ur comfort music taste #MANNNN i had a really big neru phase (i was down bad for a chara that only had 30 seconds of screentime in a three min pv) #dellet-asks #bibi-cha

[attractthecrows]

I'm gonna ramble for a bit but the more i think about it the more the Society is just wholly ridiculous. Warthrop goes on and on and on about how he studies REAL creatures that are monsters NOT MYTHS. But what the hell is the definition of "monster" if you remove the mythos? an animal of strange or terrifying shape. ANIMAL. "Philosopher of aberrant biology" jsut fucking call yourselves biologists

"weehh it's aberrant biology its different"

do these things eat. do they sleep. do they breed. do they have normal natural behaviors and a native habitat. THEY'RE ANIMALS. they are animals. if there's a large enough population to sustain themselves that all have similar traits then it's not aberrant its just how they are

"the things we study are deadly and monstrous and extremely weird!"

so's a mantis shrimp

#the monstrumologist #the society for the advancement of blah blah secret scientist society for secret science #also this made me realize that warthrop's kind of a shit researcher #like if that man was one of my colleagues......... #we would never get a damn thing done. none of our results would be valid. everything would be cross contaminated #the extremely funny thing is that people react to sea life the way the book portrays monsters. like OUH ITS FUCKED UP AND TERRIBLE #meanwhile im like IT DIGESTS THROUGH ITS SKIN???? THATS SO FUCKING COOL #i was tempted to put the Ping Pong Tree Sponge on that last point

[bythelightswitch]

ZELDA. GIRL YOU HAVE SUFFERED SO MUCH MORE THAN JESUS

#speedrunning thru the end of totk because of life shit. just got the final dragon tear and. oughhhhhhhh. ouh my god...... ohuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #inconsolable. fucking hell #ill finish the game tomorrow god willing. this is 1000000 percent my favorite incarnation of her for sure. zelda........zeldy... #totk #strad.txt #totk spoilers

[spotsupstuff]

Your art is very cool, I love sparrows and her macaroni hair, I love notos with it's calm demeanor and giant tusks, zephyrs outfit and cool symbol on her head, boreas and capers whole color scheme, haboobs colors and outfit, Orion's everything, fishes immaculate vibes and goldfish color scheme and spores shrooms head.

And omg the personalities and the lore it makes brain go brrrrrrrrr.

Thank u for making cool stuff. *Melts into a puddle*

macaroni hair nooooooooo GSLJCLSMLKGDKMLC BUT THANK YOU! i am glad that the lil basards are being enjoyed! and you are welcome as well

#spot says stuff #'orions everything' he is dangerously becoming the popular girl up in here ouh shit

[butchdykekondraki]

that fuckign notif got me So Bad i got lightheaded from laughter this is THE WORST

#i literally have no idea why this is so fuckign funny to me #it REALLY isnt that funny but this is like killing me #ouh my god my fuckign head hurts. holy shit dude

[tomboyyyaoi]

u have to b a fucking stellar artist to get away w shipping incest like if ur drawing incest and ur art is shit thats just embarrassing

#if i see incest fanart but its really stunning and pretty and intricate im like waow... art. the controversial content contrasted #with the delicate and intricate artwork expresses the complexities of morals and the human mins and the sometimes #incomprehensible ways the brain twists trauma and complicated bonds into something ugly and primal #this being conveyed through a beautiful and warm piece of artwork shows respect and empathy for this form of trauma #and warped views of relationships #gorgeous. fantastic. hm. ouh. art #but if i see incest fanart and it looks like shit im like lol ew wtf lmao weird *block* #im bad art phobic #anyway this is a joke yanno whatever boats ur float i dont fw kinkshaming #will this post be the final straw for some followers? lets find out #hitting post n hoping for the best

[brinelakes]

yesterfay i saw one of those brown and white feral pigeons it was like seeing a celebrity

#op #THIS IS NOT TO SAY that indont like classic color pigeons i think they are so so cutesies. the cutesiests even #i just had an ouh shit this thang has other xolors moment

[gurorori]

actually wanted 2 expand on dat joke thing more cuz it rly hurtful how ppl never consider others life situations when makin suhc jokes @_@

#i been called sensitive countless times over this n idc if it happen again #but like. idk. crazy take mebbe don bring ppls parents (by default. usually. closest loved ones someone can have) into yr petty online humor #esp when 99% of time it aint even.. funny. ouh but m biased! #either way. everytime someone made a yr m/m joke at me & i did The Big Reveal theres only 2 reactions: zero remorse n shrug it off a la #well i difn knowww how ya expect me 2 knowww or. ppl gettin disproportionately upset. but nawt focusin their energy on ever apologisin. jus #like. shamefully waddlin away & goin into hidin from me out of said shame #honesly? idk which one i find more offensive. it jus really stuns me dat ppl like us aint even an afterthought. we aint a thought at all #n if ppl wanna call us a party pooper n say we cant take a joke they r free 2 #i jus think next time sm1 does dat shit. they WILL find out (since they fuckd arnd) #cuz ppl bringin up sm1s family in insultin contexts is taken as a serious threat & ppl get physical w mfs who think its ok 2 do dat #how r these jokes different? obviously no one ever fuckin thinks abt wat its like 2 nawt have a parent/parents #until it happens 2 em. well Heres a thing itll happen to everyone unless yr parents outlive ya. i jus gawt the early access beta free trial. #vent ish #i guess #vent #idk

[unknownarmageddon]

ight, DAILY HOZIER!!!

last two of wasteland, baby!!!! then we move on to an EP and THEN unreal unearth

just so i dont gotta redo everything tho, tomorrow you get three songs cuz i’d already taken pairs of songs, so tomorrow is the only time you get a three set

I ALMOST FORGOT FUCK wailing i was watching. snapcube dubs i forgot i had hozier homework /silly

but yippee yippee lesgo!!!

#answering asks #chair asks #chair!! #ouhhhh why would you be loved is interesting;;; #i really really like his voice in this one cackles #OUH the guitar like in the background on the chorus god #why would you be loving…… #AUGH why would you play it all on something as hollow as trust….. #o love the thing with like. *why* would you be loved why would you be loving #why would you trust #like what do you get out of it why would you. what reason have i given #i dunno i cannot explain it wailing but banger dude #wasteland baby!!! i kinda know this one i think cackles #okay immediately banger ass lines actually holy shit #all the fear and the fire of the end of the world happens each time a boy falls in love with a girl augh #AUGHHHH god this is making me insane actually #SO so fucking proximity dude weeping wailing. like one of The most proximity songs #it’s so so like. quiet and soft and. god. it’s like a whisper #it feels like this is the way cross would sing to killer when he plays his ukulele to him know what i mean #god. GOD #YOU ARE UNBREAKING YET QUAKING…. #god that’s so cross about killer aughhhh #AUGH AUGH fucking when he’s like. but the start of all things that are left to do what the fuck #wailing wailing #banger dude it makes me wanna draw so so bad #wasteland baby i’m in love with you……….. AUGHH #OH OH i got so. excited about wasteland baby i forgot to mention how wild it is that this is the end of this album its so wild cackles #hype dude

[dawnleaf37]

splatoon direc

#ouh #<-doesnt know shit abt splatoon but failboat said its time ~10 min ago

[mothmanismyuncle]

.

#like i know we’re memeing about it and all but this whole henry situation REALLY makes me sad. like im sad he left a project he used to. #be really proud of and i’m upset that the showrunners dont give a shit about him and im upset that its gona be DIFFERENT #im upset that they thought ‘oh a hemsworth would appease them’ and just thought that itd be ok???? #like fuck im genuinely upset and sad and a little heartbroken and i KNOW thats just cos im hyperfixated on the witcher atm #oh OUH HENRY AND JOEY ARE FRIENDS and that whole dynamic is gonna get fucked up #like i dont think liam is going to give a rats little fuzzy arsehole about the role honestly