#owie ouchie

[ike-mcswains-mortician]

lark oak btw

listening now and you are MEAN!!!! you’re correct but MEAN!!! what the FUCK!!!!!

#owie ouchie #ask #oakay #dndads #lark oak garcia

[lyriumsings]

just finished fleabag while i was cooking and that shit broke my fucking heart lol

#lyriumsings txt #owie ouchie #my poor heart

[joshkiszkatoothgap]

thinking about danny when he first wakes up in the mornings. messy hair and voice thick with sleep. draping his arm over you and pulling you tight against him for just “5 more minutes.”

#greta van fleet #danny wagner #owie ouchie

[ballistic-lipstick-dream-machine]

i read a little over half of definitely last night and the section on steve was full of such pain from the rest of the guys that i—

#def leppard #definitely: the official story of def leppard #admin post #i cried very much #i don’t remember ever reading them getting this raw about it before but i could be wrong #phil def has in his book but the rest of the guys minus viv #owie ouchie

[just-a-turtleduck]

ohhh uterus we're really in for it now

#owie ouchie #ough

[quietmarie]

Today's lesson: Don't handle concentrated lemon juice with open wounds on your fingers!

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#don't ask how I know #owie ouchie

[roszabell]

wearing my retainer for the first time in a year

#owie ouchie #thanks depression 😃👌🏻 #it barely fits 💀

[flowerboy-barista]

For anyone wondering, I cleaned my entire apartment in a frenzy yesterday, and now I am a husk of my former self.

#owie ouchie #nicky and beau will have to manage without me today #pokemon #pkmn rp #self insert rp

[twiggybeing]

I burnt one of my fingers in my moka pot this morning:(

#coffee tgir #coffee #moka #moka pot #owie ouchie #liedenfrost effect i trusted you

[crabert-rabert]

lime induced carpal tunnel

#making limeade. #owie ouchie

[catocappuccino]

Silly-beings

#ah yes the 3 named personality having children of Mymblemamma #love them. Funky guys *holds them in the palms of my hands* #They bite. #ouchie owie #They are so fricking dirty gosh darn someone put them in a washing machine good heavens... #moomin #moomin books #snufkin #little my #mymble #mymble jr #mymble daughter #girl's known by many names wow

[stabbyfoxandrew]

🕊️ WIP Wednesday (4/24) 🕊️

I've just crawled out of the depression pit only to be hit dead on with the damn werewolf curse. :/ So... Let's be chill this week. I might take extra later on, but for now one each please. Choose wisely! ;)

1. Vampire Andrew AU 2. Guardian Angel Neil AU 3. Mafia Front Restaurant AU 4. Arsonist Neil / Firefighter Andrew AU *click the links for masterposts for each au!

Here’s some Angel Neil (Part 170):

"This whole thing wouldn’t have happened if I weren’t…” Neil trails off and he starts to chew on his thumb. 

Andrew gives him a look. "If you weren’t...?”

“Here.” Neil says, then he looks unbelievably sad.

"What are you saying?"

"I'm saying that maybe I should go back to watching you from a distance like I’m supposed to.”

Panic catches Andrew's heart with both hands and for a horrible moment, he forgets how to breathe. Neil can’t leave him. He can’t.

“No. Stay here with me.” Andrew insists, cutting off whatever Neil is trying to say. The angel startles slightly at the urgency of Andrew’s words, then looks over at him. He seemingly stares straight through to Andrew’s soul with those damn eyes of his. And, for a few terrifying seconds, Andrew’s afraid he’ll disappear. Just like his knife. 

But finally, Neil opens his mouth.

#mm andrew telling neil to stay... good food. (i'm a chef damn it) #also andrew's abandonment issues... ouchie owie :(( #it's gonna get soft again soon though. never fear my loves. there's about to be a halloween thing! :) yippee! #andreil #aftg #WIP Wednesday #Guardian Angel Neil AU

[turpotypo]

like eight or nine years of following these guys's careers and supporting them and what do I receive ..... a paywalled streaming service .......

#i might still get it #because fuck i love their content so much it makes me so happy #but ouchie . owie #im just a poor college student guys #watcher #ryan bergara #shane madej #steven lim

[thedevotionaltour]

#bc right now me im ouchie owie ow ow. back hurty #static.soundz

[naomiknight-17]

I fucked up

That'll teach me to listen to spooky podcasts while I do chores

#it's quite sore and it bled... SO much #i am scared kmof blood by the way 🙃 #blood tw #injury tw #mod post #owie owie owie #someone get me a big bowl of ice cream or something i got a ouchie #oh also i guess #the magnus archives

[anonymocha]

If my teeth keep hurting I will make another, even worse, increasingly deranged, and infinitely more self-indulgent, ToothPocket fic because JESUS CRISPIES OW MY GUMS YEOOWCCHH

#mochats #YEOWCH CORE #OWIE CORE #OUCHIE CORE