#penguins of madagascar headcanons

[crossroadsserpent]

I’d literally marry you if you’d please write some human kowalski boyfriend headcanons. Penguins fans are so content starved it’s not funny 🙏

Human Kowalski boyfriend headcanons coming righ up! I'll admit it took me a little to come up with some good ones but I think I did pretty good!

Human! Kowalski dating headcanons.

(Gender neutral pronouns used for the reader.)

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I always feel like I should give them full names so Kowalski's first name in Johnathan.

(Also I kinda see human Kowalski looking like Corey Michael Smith, especially when he's the riddler in Gotham.)

Kowalski is definitely a little autistic so he tends to hyperfixate on his work. You'll have to pull him away from his work if you want him to eat or rest.

Kowalski had been sitting at his desk all day, working tirelessly on whatever it was he was doing for his job (he'd explained it to you at one point but it was all technical talk.) You came up behind him, gently draping your arms over his shoulders, planting a kiss on his temple. "Johnny, why don't you take a break and eat something? you haven't moved for hours."

A soft smile spread across Kowalski's face and he sat the papers he'd been reading down, removing his glasses. "Alright, love, I guess you're right. Do you want me to make you dinner?"

You chuckle softly. This man never stops working.

His love languages are gift giving, acts of service, and quality time, his gifts are always extremely thoughtful as well as useful. (His first gift to you was a can of military grade mace incase he wasn't there to protect you.)

Kowalski had tried to keep you away from his work but unfortunately that worked out as well as you'd expect. In the end he and Skipper had to train you in self defense.

Kowalski is a really good cook, and I mean REALLY good. You have a specific meal you haven't had since you were a child? This man will make it for you! You wake up at 3am craving a certain food? He will get up out of bed and make it for you. (Seriously, this man loves you so damn much.)

You stirred slightly, opening your eyes tiredly. Kowalski's arms were wrapped around your torso, hugging you close to his chest. Your stomach was ehat woke you up, growling loudly, causing you to let out an annoyed groan. Your groan woke your boyfriend, causing him to pull you closer. "What's wrong, lovely?" He asked, still extremely groggy. You shake your head slightly "Nothing, Johnny, go back to sleep." That wasn't enough for him though. He sat up slightly, looking down at you, the moon light coming in from the window illuminating you both in a dull glow. You let out a soft sigh "I'm just a little hungry." You admit. Kowalski let out a breathy chuckle "well let me go make you something then."

He loves explaining to you what he'd doing while he works. Especially if you sit beside him (or on his lap) while he talks. You may not understand any of what he's talking about, but you could listen to him talk for hours.

Kowalski is very romantic!.... in his own ways haha. He doesn't quite understand why anyone would want a bouquet of flowers that will wilt and die or going to expensive restaurants. Those those things jus don't seem very nice to him.

That's not saying he doesn't like going out! He just likes going to places where he can actually relax and let loose. He loves going to fairs and seeing movies. Getting ice cream (or any quick snack you'd like) and walking through the park is something you two do very often. (He really likes to feed the ducks at the pond.)

Fair warning, this man is very clingy! Kowalski needs to have his arms around you almost all the time (even when you're sleeping, which makes is very difficult if you need to get up to pee in the night.)

This man will read to you if you want! If you ask he'll get a little embarrassed but will happily oblige. Though he doesn't understand why you would want to listen to his voice for that long.

Kowalski LIVES for praise, compliments, and validation! Call him handsome and he'll deny it but his face will be bright red.

"You know, you're very handsome." You say, eyes trained on your boyfriend as he worked. Kowalski paused, glancing over at you "I think you need your eyes checked, lovely." He denied the compliment, though you could see his face flushing a bright red.

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I'll add more little blurbs under each Headcanon (and more headcanons) as I think of them but I hope you enjoy what I have so far! I'd also like to add the Penguins proposing to their partners and what rings they'd choose. Hopefully this will be the start of me writing more headcanons and oneshots!

#penguins of madagascar #kowalski #skipper #private #rico #headcanons #penguins of madagascar headcanons

[kiddraculas]

i am a kowalski bi transfem truther

#penguins of madagascar headcanons #the penguins of madagascar #had to fix the other one bcs the original transfem flag excluded intersex ppl :(

[andradrawsstuff]

Kitka but she actually looks like a peregrine falcon???

Some thoughts on her below 👇

Honestly, I kinda wish they did more with her character rather than her whole purpose being to exist as Skipper’s girlfriend for one episode 💀

Like she could have been a rlly cool character that helps the guys out here and there, especially with aerial surveillance - what if she would patrol the zoo and be like an air force pilot to mirror the penguins navy group? That would have been so neat since the episodes are so military-oriented

And even tho they broke up she could have at least still been friends with Skipper, they got along lmao

Or her and Marlene could have become friends or smth, that poor otter is the only girl in the zoo (apart from Becky and Stacey but still, gurl needs a bestie)

At this point I’m just gonna create my own cannon lmao

#the penguins of madagascar #penguins of madagascar #tpom #character design #artists on tumblr #animal art #headcanon #tpom kitka #honestly she could have been so cool #but we were robbed #I’m just gonna create my own cannon at this point lmao

[transmascotd]

transmasc character of the day: skipper from penguins of madagascar

#penguins of madagascar #skipper #headcanon

[gwens-projects]

Ask and ya shall receive! Heres some assorted domestic-ish headcanons ^^

@constantones

-As they get more serious, Kowalski gets to spend most weekends with Blowhole but the main week with his brothers

-Post married this probably will continue though more often Blowhole will probably come spend some nights over with the penguins too

-Kowalski enjoys snuggling or sleeping practically with a Francis blanket, this makes Francis nervous a little since he is a roughly 300lb sea mammal and kowalski is smoll bird

-So in line with this, Francis finds Kowalski's snoring reassuring he’s not too squished

-They frequently karaoke together or the Pasta Barn for dates

-Also video games and movie nights, even if Kowalski sometimes naps off and on through it

-They enjoy inventing together too, leads to a fair amount of bickering at times but they more or less get into a rhythm with it

-They have two labs at Blowhole's lair as they learned they have two very different ways of organizing so this was best for their sanities when they’re working on solo projects

-Hosting game nights and musicals nights together with their assorted shared friends

-When Blowhole goes to villain conventions, Kowalski gets to tag along but has to wait in the lobby during the actual meeting (he's okay with this, he’s gets to chat with other villain significant others out there who aren’t villains, plus fun vacation when Blowhole's not in meetings)

-When not together, definitely late night texting when Kowalski can’t sleep, lots of memes

#tpom #franski #kowalski #dr blowhole #gwen rambles #headcanons #the penguins of madagascar #penguins of madagscar

[meet-the-trapper]

Okay I know it's late but I'm still thinking of the penguins and what mercs they'd get along with. It might be a bit surprising but hear me out. This is specifically with the show since that's what I'm most famliar with(meaning yes, I'm going with unhinged Jeff Bennet Kowalski).

Unexpectedly, I feel like Skipper would get along with Spy the most. Not only are they both quite the charmer, but Spy also tends to assume the leadership role when the moment calls for it. They're both the kind of person who thinks they're the only one with their head on their shoulders when they're just as off as the rest.

Kowalski would get along with engineer solely for their profession. They're both different in personality, Kowalski being more obviously erratic while Engineer's more subtly unhinged. Though I think Engineer's more subtle nature could play off Kowalski's emotional nature quite well while they discuss inventions....that or they feed off each others' insanity and invent something catastrophic. Either way, fun!

Perhaps the most unexpected I think, is how well Private gets along with Pyro. They both like unicorns after all! I maintain that Pyro has a rather fun loving nature in spite of their tendency to burn everything, and I feel like that would mesh well with private. Perhaps Private can keep them in check as well as pyro encouraging Private to be bolder. I feel like private could understand them as well.

Another profession related interaction, but Rico would definitely be amused by Demoman's affinity for explosives, and Demoman would be amused by Rico's tendency to vomit random objects. They also both just have this impulsive, fun loving, do or die attitude in their work that I think would mesh well. Unlike Pyro and Private, I don't think Demoman would understand Rico verbally, but they're always pretty much on the same page.

Bonus: Marlene and Miss Pauling would also get along pretty nicely.

#please be nice i did my best lksjlfksjf #tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 spy #tf2 demoman #tf2 engineer #tf2 pyro #spy #engineer #demoman #pyro #tf2 headcanons #penguins of madagascar

[theotterthatisscottish]

So I have this silly little headcanon that in PoM, the pink octopus with the scar on his eye is named Thaddeus bc on this website there are two PoM storyboards that include an octopus who is addressed as Thaddeus.

bonus headcanon is that he is Dave’s second in command and favourite child

#octopus #penguins of madagascar #pom #headcanon #🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🦦 rambles

[autisticheadcanons]

Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, and Private from The Penguins of Madagascar are all Autistic.

(None of them have last names).

#autistic headcanon #actuallyautistic #no last name #the penguins of madagascar

[nightydraws]

what are you’re skipper headcanons???? :))

hi btw!!

Hello there random human being :3

So, for our beloved mess of penguin/human being I headcanon that:

his actual name is: Anna Leo Weissman, but to avoid recognition after Denmark, he just sticked to Skipper (only Hans and Kowalski know real one)

born in Germany (more context there - tags: link) on 17.11.19xx

transmasc + biromantic + acespec

left handed but can also write with his right one

languages he knows: German, English, Danish, Spanish + little bit of Japanese and Polish (bc of Kowalski)

totally a cat person (especially since I gave them a cat -> Maryś/Mary)

as shown in tpom -> he likes building models of ships... but also lego models. He'd have couple of shelfs with his models presented =w=

(about "The return of the revenge of dr. Blowhole"): he hasn't regained all his memories until "The penguin who loved me" -> he has got most of his more recent memories but older ones, like from his childhood, were "locked" from him until he was snapped again with the mind jacker

at some point, he was in an actual relationship with Hans (...before "Denmark incident")

for sure has great health insurance... like basically all of the penguins, xd

has PTSD and insomnia/migraines from time to time (and possibly is neurodivergence)

... And I ran out of ideas what else to write =w=

#tpom headcanons #tpom #nighty ask #tpom skipper #rozkminy fandomowe #penguins of madagsacar #the penguins of madagascar

[ghosteaparties]

Apparently there are more people who ship them and ndjdjek :DDD

Translation "I'm just teasing you~"

#penguins of madagascar #doodle #franski #dr blowhole/kowalski #pom dr blowhole #pom kowalski #pom #humanization #gay #headcanons #pom doris

[jumex-again]

Have a little boy

#Lil' Bird #pom #tpom #penguins #fanart #penguins of madagascar #the penguins of madagascar #I have a headcanon of others animals that are close to him calling the boy #Also you need to draw him with circles not squares and i don't why i just realize this #i feel so stupid rn

[crossroadsserpent]

Rico (The Penguins of Madagascar) HCs

Some headcanons for one of my favorite characters :)

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Rico is big. Not just the normal kind of big either, when I say big, I mean big. My man is the tallest of the group standing at 6 feet 7 inches tall (about 200.66 cm I think, please correct me if I'm wrong)

He's not just tall, he's also really fucking strong (he is an ex marine after all.)

Don't let his height and strength scare you, though, he's really gentle and would never forgive himself if he hurt someone he cared about.

He gives the best hugs! (Not better than Private though. Private is just a little ball of sunshine.) If you're upset, sad, or just not having a good day you can expect a near bone crushing bear hug from him.

He loves to draw even if he isn't good at it. He'll sit down with you and private and draw or color for hours, it's relaxing for him and helps him calm down from the stresses of the day.

His favorite colors is purple and blue, and he's not ashamed of them.

Not many people know that his last name is Hernández:)

He just adores cats. Don't get me wrong, dogs are wonderful, but after leaving the marines he'd much prefer a cat.

Rico is pansexual and damn proud of it. (Wearing flag pins or patches on coats and bags)

Rico has worn makeup in the past and loved it. (Which brings me to my next hc)

Rico would be a kick-ass dad!

Specifically a girl dad, like he would have three daughters and let them do his hair and makeup. Tea parties would be a must.

Seriously, you'd come home from work to find Rico in your daughter's bedroom, wearing several pieces of glittery plastic jewelry and a tiara while having tea with your daughter and four of her favorite stuffed animals. (Of course you took a picture)

He'd also be Hella protective over his kids.

He's protective over everyone he loves and cares for, but when it comes to you or your kids, he'd go absolutely feral.

Despite Rico's size he really likes being little spoon. Big spoon is great! And if you don't want to be big spoon that's perfectly fine! He likes being big spoon too, but being little spoon makes him feel a little less.. intimidating? It makes him feel smaller and less dangerous.

He loves being big and intimidating, but sometimes being big and scary is only fun for a while.

(I'll add more as I think them!)

#rico #penguins of madagascar #x gn reader #headcanons #penguins

[strangewomanactuallylargebass]

Random headcanon: Allie from the MALW episode The Pigeon and the Egg grew up to be the alligator from A Christmas Caper.

#malw #madagascar a little wild #penguins of madagascar #madagascar #random headcanon #not sure if this was intentional on the creators' part #especially since there were a bunch of little nods to future parts of the franchise #but either way this is my new headcanon

[kcwalski]

im home so tag time !!

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[devilsrecreation]

Stuff that adds to my headcanons

Those brief moments where we see Nduli next to/right behind Kiburi. It’s not all the time and I know the animators didn’t do it on purpose, but it’s adorable given my hc about their relationship. The fact that Nduli was the one sleeping next to Kiburi in the canyon makes me hc that he always slept next to him. That was his spot since childhood and he’s never changing that. And that small detail about him being the first to follow Kiburi, that’s little brother material right there

Not to mention the first thing Nduli said after Tamka agreed Thurston’s “advice” was legit

“We should tell Kiburi”

They get an idea of how to defeat the Lion Guard and Nduli IMMEDIATELY thinks of Kiburi. He was even on his way to tell him before Tamka stops him and I think that’s adorable

I’ve actually been watching clips of the penguins from the Madagascar franchise and I completely forgot about the wholesome sibling relationship between Skipper and Private, especially when Skipper’s like “cover the Private’s ears” cuz he doesn’t wanna ruin his innocence. That’s what Kiburi and Nduli’s relationship is like

#canonically it means nothing but it means everything in my hc #nduli is everything #he needs to be protected at all costs #HELP I JUST NOTICED NDULI’S NAME IS MISSPELLED IN THE QUOTE #nudli 💀 #i will never shut up about this friendship #he really is the youngest #he baby #tlg outlanders #the lion guard

[theotterthatisscottish]

I recently found out in the Spanish version of the Penguins of Madagascar movie, Dave PURRS???

So, here’s the context: in the scene where Dave says “something much, much worse” he makes like this snake noise

But in the Spanish dub, he says “Algo mucho mucho peor” and makes a purring noise..

I LOVE IT

#making this a part of my headcanons for Dave now #dave the octopus #dr octavius brine #penguins of madagascar #pom