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wine-dark-soup · 2 years
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*yesterday's evening*
dad: i hope the cat is not peeing on my suitcase
me, thinking my dad will get up to stop the cat since hes in front of him: hm hm
Dad, louder: i hope the cat is not peeing on my suitcase
me: hm hm
Dad, pressingly: i hope the cat is not peeing on my suitcase
me: hm ya
Dad, raising voice: Can you come and take care of your cat? He is peeing on my suitcase.
Me, finally understanding: ... couldnt you just say so from the beginning
*today*
Dad: do you think the laundry outside is now dry?
Me, obliviously: well uh, I guess so, you hung it this morning and it's been 30°C all day
Dad: oh yes... i am going to cook
Me: that's cool thank you
Me, twenty seconds later, RealizingTM: you know, you can just tell me you want me to take care of the laundry while you cook
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Hey, are you aware of the fact that many people in Gaza have resorted to cutting pieces of their tents for scraps for pads? Which as you can imagine isn't the safest option but their only option in most cases. This also applies to those going through postpartum bleeding from giving birth. If you want to or can help:
The Pious Projects - they distribute feminine hygiene kits for people in Gaza! I suggest checking it out yourself but there's various amounts you can give from $5-$1,000 to help make and distribute these kits! They cost around $25 for each kit, but every bit helps. Make sure to share the link even if you can't currently help donate today!
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canisalbus · 7 months
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Giordano please! I want to see him and young Machete.
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Giordano di Calabria, the future Archbishop of Naples, and his good-for-nothing apprentice.
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formywriyinglalala · 2 months
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this genuinely breaks my heart
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bigmeandragonlady · 2 months
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Avanne Dana: Hero of Neverwinter
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dollya-robinprotector · 2 months
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My male Jordan the Pious design!
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Connected to this post because my dumbass forgor he canonically has long hair too. I usually set Jordan as male, but I think female Jordan should also look exactly like this except wearing a white nun habit lol. The laced veil and halo are my personal preference, so maybe this is more accurate to the Jordan in-game:
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Okay all three of them. Maybe these are all. Maybe...
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bound-tosydney · 2 months
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Welcome to the world, little ones!
We've all been waiting to meet you
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The first step is always the hardest
But we knew you could do it!
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You are always surprise us
We are proud of you!
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We'll always be by your side
Please don't forget this
" You are my blessing. "
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" I love you. "
-Another story : daddy's new cross
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ayertrinity · 1 month
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Harassment at the temple
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Practice with Jordan
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and nipple clamp
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I'm sorry for the unfunny joke, it's 2 in the morning and my brain can't process what i just draw ;;
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frogchiro · 4 months
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comes barreling through the walls like KoolAid man
I HEARD WE’RE TALKIN ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JOE BEAR GRAVES
YES WE ARE
Joe 'Bear' Graves who drives himself absolutely nuts and blueballs himself because he refuses to fuck you until marriage, but the thing is, you've only interacted with him during debriefs since your transfer to his base as a new hacker :((
Will lay in his bed, back slightly arching and legs kicking out as Joe lets out a deep, rumbly growl from his chest as he slides his palm down his belly to adjust his hard cock in his sweats and he hisses because his balls start to ache with how full they are and how pent up he is :((
But can you really blame him?? You with that perfect smile lighting up the whole room, your soft, smooth voice explaining the intelligence you managed to recover but Joe, as much as he regreted it and felt like the worst sinner, could only focus on your pretty light blue blouse that had a few buttons open and showed your cleavage off like a prize he couldn't obtain.
Your perfect, full hips swaying and together with your beatiful curves he swore you looked like a temptress send on Earth to get him to sin, and now here he is; in his bed all alone, constantly adjusting his dick in his pants as his balls ache to be emptied inside you while you have no idea what the man is doing, instead you're getting chatted up by his nasty cousin, Philip, who wanted to sink his teeth into your soft flesh the moment he laid his eyes on you♡
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glutominnn · 6 months
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Thank you Jordan, very pog
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Mouse PC in Jordan' hood
Mouse PC in Jordan' hood
Mouse PC in Jordan' hood
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mothinabottle · 21 days
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"Well, yes, Sydney is actually my little brother. How did you know?"
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...I mean, I am pretty sure that's not the case, but it would actually be really funny for an AU lol
Like, turns out you actually had a secret sibling and guess what? It's your fucking mentor. Maybe your dad had too much fun in his teenage years 😭
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@troycattribunny you are giving me wayy too many ideas with only your reblog 🤔
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propertyofwhitney67 · 6 months
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Things I liked that I found on blogspot
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illustratus · 1 month
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"Rosa Mística" Rosa Mystica (Mystical Rose) by Francisco Laporta Valor
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kensiesh · 1 month
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the birds go ‘piou piou’
alt version plus the version i did in my notes last night at 2am before i went to sleep
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hakusins · 21 days
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lord have mercy...
he's overcome with uncontrollable lust
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