#pls ask i need an excuse

[problematiccheeto]

If one single person asks by the time my class is over in 45 minutes I will spend my lunch period writing out my House MD 2024 headcannons

(idk where I found this gif it was in my photos)

Edit: headcannons in the notes!!

#pls ask i need an excuse #house md headcanons #house md #gregory house #greg house #hate crimes md #malpractice md #james wilson #lisa cuddy #dr cuddy #dr cameron #dr chase #dr foreman #house md brainrot

[kittypyuun]

Autism is when you focus on making other aus instead of working on the aus you're just as passionate about and accidentally give birth to an entire Christmas dinner of lore for it

#anyways take he. boy is on reddit tho so be careful #kitart #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt 2012 #rottmnt leo #rottmnt leonardo #tmnt leonardo #tmnt leo 2012 #tmnt au #rottmnt au #pls pls pls send me asks abt this au i need an excuse to be art productive #the executive is DYSFUNCTIONING. AUGHH

[fiddleabout]

didn't think it was possible to experience a more egregious level of Smart-Person Stupid than when dealing with doctors a work, but now. now. now, there are coders. god save me from smart people who couldn't find their ass without going around their elbow because i am about to kill a bitch.

#bro are you someone who thinks that they don't need to check for cars if the pedestrian light says go #because people will always do exactly what they're supposed to #how have you lived this long #how have you not died #i don't understand #i will find you i will hunt you down i will murder you and if i don't then i will find a way for the universe to curse you #so that every time you ask a stupidass question while acting like you're god's smartest lil soldier #you feel like you have to sneeze for three hours straight and never actually sneeze #because then you will spend your entire gd life feeling like that #and it will be better than you deserve you absolute galaxy-tiered shitbird #how! are! you! this! smart! and still! so! so! so! sTUPID #pls excuse me while i go scream into the void for the rest of the evening #the continuing adventures of being a working adult

[cosmobrain00]

have you drawn any zelda art before?

....maybe<3

tiny babies♡♡♡

#LOOK AT MY KIDS LOOK AT HOW SMALL N SQUISHY THEY R!!!! I NEED TO SQUEEZE THEM N PAT THEIR TINY HEADS N GIVE THEM MILK!!!! #ahem. anyways excuse the messy wip btw pls but hey its smthing to work w amiright #ty for the ask btw I love questions abt other fandoms im in🫂 #cosmobrain asks #tloz #loz oot #zelink #my art<3

[mintygreencake]

My moot asked me if I could survive the inversion, like if I was an empowered person and I was trapped would I survive...

I tweaked out so badly I made a whole ah explanation as to why I wouldn't. 😭 I'm not kidding I made a whole video too...

#redactedverse #redacted inversion #minty rambles #i had that sleeper stare the second they asked me that... #moot don't fix your lips to ask me such questions/j #please ask me stuff #no because i like Yapping plz #i need an excuse to yap #PL-

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

oh oh and sugu in formal clothing... i'm so nsjsbdjjdjsjd. like you mentioned comfort is definitely a priority for him! so nothing too fancy, maybe a pair of slacks that are. a little tight on the waist and the Ahem.. a thick (black) button down paired with a worn out leather belt... which feels So sugu to me in every way. AND OF COURSE THE TOP FEW BUTTONS ARE UNDONE

i feel so crazy the way i need him he's so effortlessly handsome and cool. imagine getting ready with him, brushing and tying his hair (he trusts your judgement more than his own! he'll let you handle his precious beautiful long hair because he trusts you soooo much :(() maybe he helps you put on perfume/cologne. and gives you a dozen too many kisses while he's at it I PROMISE IM SO NORMAL ABOUT GETO SUGURU!!!!!!!!!!!

and ending the day with him... tbh i always think suguru is the perfect person to end the day with or lay down or... he's just so comforting and calm and you can absolutely feel at peace just hearing him near you! i can totally see like... both of you passing out on the bed before changing or showering and just finding your way into each other's arms, because who can resist home?

gah sorry for yapping i'm kind of extremely tired from formal event myself... always has me thinking... what if.. what... Geto BUTi'm making myself sick. i've caught the suguru virus and i'm severely ill... the little mice in my brain.. cannot tell if they are happy or sad

from 🌖 anon! ^ ^

ANOTHER 🌖 ANON ASK HEHE it’s my lucky day <333333 THIS MADE ME SO INSANE BTW…

PHEWWWWWWW SUGU IN FORMAL CLOTHING be still my beating heart ……… YOUR DESCRIPTION MADE ME FEEL SO VERY ILLLLL THE TIGHT WAIST??? THE BELT????? COUPLE BUTTONS UNDONE??????? 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 you’re trying to kill me…. i KNOW you are…….. no bc you’re so objectively correct it’s crazy . he’s just. classy and comfortable. he doesn’t even need to Try.

he looks so fucking good in a suit it’s insane ……. LOOK AT HIMMM

sick sick man . he’s so pretty . :(((((

AND PLSSSSS THE WAY OUR BRAINS R SO LINKED 😭😭😭😭 me seeing this right after yapping abt how suguru trusts you w his hair in the last ask you sent …… real recognizes real 🫡🫡 NO BC THAT CONCEPT IS SOOO SICKENINGLY SWEET you’re making me yearn for him so hard yk… getting ready w him…… and him trusting your judgement 🥺🥺 honestly sugu strikes me as the kinda bf who’d wear something he didn’t really like just bc you picked it out for him. bc he only really cares about your judgement anyway!!!! might bully you a little but . he does so lovingly <333 and still wears it proudly <33333 bc his baby picked it out just for him……..

OKAY STOP we’re getting too close to me. melting through the floorboards 😭😭 WAHH he’s just such a sweetie…… AND HIM HELPING YOU PUT ON PERFUME/COLOGNE 🥺🥺🥺 he would kiss you so many times it’s crazy…. and i think he uses the opportunity as an excuse to sniff your neck LMAOO. he’s so sly. ”want me to check if it smells okay? :)” <- he just wants to bury his nose into your neck and inhale your scent,… but he can’t do it unless he has a Reason bc he doesn’t want to come off as weird. (satoru on the other hand has no shame and will sniff you randomly and incessantly <333 he just loves your natural scent sm. freak.)

AND THEN . ending the day w him 🥺🥺🥺 ohhhh 🌖 anon you know the way to my heart……… you really really do………… i agree completely :’3 he’s the perfect person to relax and unwind with. helps you shower or take off your makeup if you wear any…. lets you take care of him if you want bc he can’t say no to you and your soft hands…….. and then curling up next to you under the covers and tucking you into his chest. ”because who can resist home?” <- I GENUINELY CRIED I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY :((((( this line reached through my screen and turned my heart into mush…….. who can resist home:(((((((( have you considered a career in poetry my sweet anon. bc i’d gladly read it. he’s your home!!! and you’re his!!!!!

sniffleeeee i feel so sappy today T_T i love him…. and i love you……. never apologize for yapping i love hearing you yap and forcing you to listen to me yap in return <33333 we’re making the sugu brainrot worse for each other aren’t we…… AND PLSS THE MICE IN YOUR BRAIN 😭😭 i hope they’re okay. mine definitely aren’t. terminally ill….. the only cure is suguru geto jjk….. sniffle……….

#ALSOOO i hope you’re all rested up now 🌖 anon :33 i absolutely Hate formal events w every fibre of my being so i rlly sympathize #pls rest up n relax!!! you deserve it!!!!! #me and sugu are combing your hair and bringing you fruits and tucking you into bed <33 #he rlly is such a dream isn’t he 😭😭 he would be soso perfect for formal events… you’re so right……. he’d be suffering right there w you <33 #i just know suguru would be soooo good at attending formal events bc he has a permanent customer service smile LMAO…. #but then . when you get home. he’s just exhausted :’3 #i think his social battery is actually pretty low he’s just good at pretending it isn’t…… poor baby……. #and that’s also why i think he’d be sooo perfect for a lil introvert s/o <3333 #if it was just him alone he’d power through it but since you’re there his mother instincts kick in and he’s like . #i need to get my baby home 🥺 #which is True but also an excuse to leave the event early bc all he wants is to collapse into your arms <//3 #SOBBBB i love him… i do…… #thank you as always for the brainrot 🌖 anon i appreciate you so much 🫡🫡 #ask tag ✩ #🌖 anon !! ✩

[rosicheeks]

What about someone who wakes up, opens snap to look at all the pretty pictures of you and then lays in bed stroking gently to them 🤭 wonder who could be doing that and has a lot of pretty pictures of you princess? 🤭

- 🦊

👀🫠

#shushhhhh #still think about that snap you sent awhile ago of you watching my snaps on your computer and then touching yourself to them #one of the hottest things someone has ever sent me t b h #the thought of someone touching themselves looking at me?????!! #getting off thinking about me?!?!?! #fuck yes pls 🤤🫠🫠🫠🫠 #if only I was there so instead of just looking you could touch and feel 🤭😇 #imagine all the fun things we could do 😇 #most likely I’d be asleep when you woke up so just think about my sleeping body next to you #usually I’m only wearing a loose tshirt with nothing underneath so you’d have easy access to whatever you want 😇 #you could wake me up by kissing me and spreading my legs apart for you #or you could uhhhhhh try super hard not to wake me up and see how far you can get before I wake up #somno thoughts excuse me 😇 #sounds like I need to send you some new pics huh? 😘😘 #ask #🦊 anon

[moth-bells]

I have so many farmer polycule scenarios bouncing around my head im losing my mind

#THE VOICES #AAAAA #Im also almostdone with harvey #pls someone send me asks about my Stardew Polycule I need an excuse #stardew valley

[saltynsassy31]

Oh my god it is actually staring to hurt how little there is for greyghost 😭😭😭

Ao3 has over 200 fics of them, I read almost all of them already (some twice) except the ones I can't physically stomach, I went to fanfic.net cuz I thought "Hey, that place existed before Ao3, should be more, right?"

WRONG!

Seems like Greyghost is a recent phenomenon or something cuz fanfic net had only 33 fanfics in total, most actually being recently and already reuploaded to Ao3 and I've already read them too

Unless I fucked something up in the filters cuz fanfic still kinda trips me out a little gkdksja

I so wish this ship had more attention and love tbh 😔 and I barely got time in my hands to contribute, I wrote like one fic and that's it, I gotta revisit my DP lore cuz man some thing I do not remember happening gkskska

#is this me not so subtly trying to ask more fics for them? #maybe #actually #guys if youre reading the tags drop some greyghost prompts in my ask box #for fics or art #and I'll share them! #anything greyghost just drop it and I'll share them and call attention to it and maybe give inspo to people #hell! this is just an excuse for me to be updated on greyghost lore quicker than having to rewatch the whole show 🥲👍 #which btw if any of yall willing to info dump about the two and every little detail that i could potentially use for future fics #feel free to cuz itll make me be able to get out fics of them SO MUCH FASTER I BEG! #i just need people to brainstorm its hard to do that alone and nunna the people i regularly talk to are into is as i am 😔😔😔 #THIS IS A PLEA AND CRY FOR HELP PLS PLS PLS #danny phantom #danny fenton #valerie gray #greyghost

[httpiastri]

i find it quite embarassing how sometime I GIGGLE when I see jmc content. man is just so charming and his story is so admirable. he looks like the type would keep his s/o safe IDK JUST BASED ON HIS ENERGY AND VIBES

(no one ask but I have to let this out once, thank God the anon feature is a thing)

i relate to this SO MUCH. what is it about pepe that makes me giggle for real ?? i don't get it ???? sure it happens sometimes with other drivers too but with pepe it's like 99.9% of the time 😶 something about him is just way too adorable i guess?? my body can't handle it???

but yes he's so so charming, such a sweetheart. so kind and gentle and :(( oh and 100% feels like he would do his best to keep his s/o safe, like we've talked before about his love language being acts of service and 🥺 i rlly see him as the type to always take care of his partner when sick, buy them whatever they need, give them massages, etc.... and why do i have a thought abt him being pretty protective and easily jealous? 😭

#pls dont say that no one asked #i asked #if you ever need a reason to send me an ask about pepe just remember that i live for them #can i just write here “pls send ur thoughts about pepe 🥰” so everyone has an excuse to keep them going #any thoughts about him is 🫶 #asks! #anon! #pepe thoughts

[maskyartist]

Today’s a bedbound day so y’all should…..y’all should send me asks about my aus….just sayin…..just…….just sayin 👀💧

#masky says #trolls dreamworks #listen I don’t usually like to just ask y’all straight up but pls #i require an excuse to ramble #mostly regarding that new bounty Hunter Cliva AU there’s a vibe there #but any vibe! all vibes are good vibes today #just wanna talk about my aus >3> need like a discord server or smth to ramble in

[lab-library-limb]

i promise im working on stuff for the au! right now im just doing references + working on the designs! anyways if you have any questions, ask away!!

#project moon #a chat with carmie #pls ask me stuff about this au i need an excuse to yalk about it #my excuse 2 talk abt jt rn #lab-library-limb au

[padfootastic]

I like that you invision James as handsome beefcake majority of Hogwarts (and most definitely Sirius) had as a first crush.

But let's take it step further....James survives and raised Harry and poor Progslet had to deal with his dad being the DILF of his school year's (Lucius Malfoy wishes) and his classmates asking if his Auror dad is stopping by since Harry caused trouble again that year.

hehehe it’s a very indulgent headcanon, i have to admit. ash super believes in this but james’ was more of an approachable hottie whereas sirius was out of everyone’s leagues (and they all knew it) so it meant that a lot of people basically ended up crushing on james at some point in their lives. just like a casual ‘damn look at hin’ sort of a thing ykno? and he was so happy and charming and helpful that it just made the whole thing worse (or better?)

no ok but dilf james is such a fucking mood (have u seen that one art of dilf marauders? 👀) and i firmly believe that harry would be sick and tired of people lusting after his parents (either in a jily or prongsfoot or particularly, jilypad universe) like

‘oh yeah dad’s coming to pick me up’

‘oh i wouldnt mind being picked up by james potter’ *lecherous grin’ ykno?

x

Lucius Malfoy flicked a silk covered finger over his immaculate robes, adjusting the clasp minutely before stepping through the entrance. He stopped, briefly, as memories of being a carefree schoolboy assaulted his senses—the various smells of dinner laid out in the Great Hall, the warmth of the stone corridors that stayed so throughout the year, the overwhelming port sites moving around and talking. Lucius wasn’t one to reminisce, but it was hard not to in Hogwarts.

Once his momentary weakness had passed, he started a brisk pace towards his destination—the Dungeons. As he walked amongst the crowd of rowdy children—his Draco would never, he thought with an invisible shudder , looking at someone levitating a piece of gum up another’s nasal cavity—he began to note a sudden increase in whispers and glances. A quick glances around only proved his suspicion- it was him they were looking at. He suppressed a smirk at the look of awe and, dare he say it, appreciation lining many faces.

Lucius Malfoy was a vain man, he admitted it freely. He took great care of his looks and his body and while it wasn’t to impress school kids, it definitely didn’t hurt that such a picky group of brats liked it. He felt his chest puff up a little as he almost made it to the staircase. Maybe he’d invite Severus over for a drink tonight. He usually didn’t bother with the man beyond a professional relationship but the past few minutes had left him in good enough spirits to put up with him.

Suddenly, a boy stepped forward, mouth opening on a greeting. Dealing with these children was another thing Lucius didn’t like, but well, it’s the least he could do, right? He’s sure Draco would’ve mentioned him in a good light, and it’s no wonder they’re so impressed by him. After all, being Lucius Malfoy meant a great deal in the Wizarding World. Lucius had just started saying ‘He-’ when he was rudely interrupted by an unfortunately familiar voice.

“Cedric!” Lucius turned around and couldn’t help the sneer that lifted his lips at the sight of James Potter in all his uncouth glory. He was dressed in his Auror robes which should’ve made him look distinguished but the wrinkles, ill fitting muggle trousers, hideous boots and the visible holster only served to make him resemble a wind dried Hippogriff. “It’s been a long time, mate, how’ve you been?”

“All good, Mr. Potter. Do you—That is—Are you here long?” In front of Lucius’ incredulous eyes, the boy…Amos’ son?…ducked his head shyly as a red flush creeped up his neck. Something fell in place as Lucius noted the reaction, along with Potter’s friendly demeanour and affectionate smile. Another not-very-subtle glance around showed that all the eyes that had been on him so far had instantly snapped to the pair standing a few feet away. More than a few miscreants had their gazes aimed significantly lower than appropriate and this time, Lucius couldn’t help the low growl that escaped him at the realisation.

“Potter!”

“Oh hey, Lucy, didn’t see you there.” James Potter’s infernal grin looked personally designed to annoy him further and Lucius didn’t deign to respond—only stalked off with a pout sneer on his face.

#james potter #lucius potter #i know no one’s asking for these drabbles in the asks so i sincerely apologise #but y’all are giving me the best fodder and i’m taking max advantage #bc 1. need to break this writers block and 2. work on my drabble skills (currently nonexistent) #so pls excuse me while i do this lol #especially since u had literally 3 words in the ask that i ran with 💀 but i couldn’t help it #also the last line is a bit of a ~parallel #also lol i’ve never written a malfoy pov before. and lucius isn’t easy. so hope it worked #tumblr works #pen’s writing #pen’s asks

[whereismycaplock]

daily question: when will magnetar upload the new chapter then i can read and sleep

#i miss my before bed reading #i know i read yesterday but i miss #pls #need fed #no im not here for asking more take time pls #im so eepy i wanna read and find an excuse to sleep #hows dolly today🥺

[manhuntingbonanza]

Yes, I love Manhunt 2 with all my heart. Yes, I’m aware of how badly it aged and why that is. We exist.

Manhunt 2 NEEDS a full blown remake if it were to ever make a comeback, and in this essay i will

#on the record 📹 #manhunt 2 #manhunt 2007 #manhunt rockstar #rockstar #rockstar games #lol pls send asks #i need an excuse to go off

[lesbianwilby]

howdy wil! Answer any or all of these if you want :D

violet— do you like to cook or bake? if so, what is it that you like to make?

azalea— what is the most recent song you listened to? how do you feel about it?

lotus— what is your favorite color and in what shade? e.g. sage green, navy blue, ect. dahlia— do you like to follow current fashion trends or do you have a particular style that you prefer to stick to?

HELLOOOOOOO thank u for adding the questions w ur ask i an in the middle of watching youtube videos n i dont have the brainpower to copy/paste these LMAO (so sory i didn't for u i do not think very well)

violet: i do sometimes!! theres not a lot of food or ingredients n shit in my house n cant rly buy like .any n also massive lack of energy so i cant a lot but i love cooking n baking even if its usually just helping my mom 🫶 im very fond of making things w chicken massive safe food 4 me in many ways

azalea: salamander by deco*27‼️ i adore this song SO much i just have to ignore that its about cup noodles and im good .most recent english song tho would be electioneering by radiohead which!! is actually my current favorite song off of ok computer :3

lotus: this is such a hard question for me to answer bc im so odd w colors 😭 i think?????? probly like a dark brick red.. overall i tend to stick more to color schemes vs specific colors n .all my color schemes tend to center around either red or neutrals so

dahlia: RAHHHHHH FASHION QUESTION so. for me its kinda a mix of both? it REALLY depends on the trend n who i see in it n how accessible it is to me n if i actually LIKE it.. like im not going to sit here n deny that my style has never been influenced by or even changed by trends bc thatd be a goddamn lie but also its not been like. a permanent change ig???? leme like share examples to fully explain

so heres two outfits i wore in 2021, first was sometime in summer second was during october or september probs?? now obviously these aren't like the same exact style but like in my brain n for how i dress they come close enough (also yes i had my hair dyed red two times in a row .no they were not the same shade or anything. btw think in second picture i already had my mullet why didnt i wear my hair up wth was up w that)

these r some more recent outfits!! first one is actually the most recent picture i have of any of my outfits i wore it to a job interview :3 and yes the three others have the same exact top and yes i am wearing the same two pairs of pants in these and yes i did wear both my necklace and pocket watch with them all and yes i did carry the same bag .my style has been toned down a LOT recently tbh n im ngl its def been at least partly influenced by trends.. i dont mind it tho its comfy n cute n i dont have to think much

however sometimes i do still go back to my "old" style that never rly left tbh (in the og pics the only thing i dont have anymore is the skirt n thats bc i dont wear those colors rly anymore).. first one was sometime this summer? second time i think was last month actually!!

n like even still w my toned-back style n shit i still make 3d kandi cuffs n i still listen to music that someone who would see me in passing wouldn't expect n even if these outfits r "tame" bc im way too lazy to go n find pictures from high school (my kandi cuffs used to get worn almost daily + my beloved reflective galaxy platforms have gotten so scuffed from the steps to the front 🫶) they're still pretty different in my mind i think to what i wear now so like .yeah what i wear out has been influenced by whatever trend i see on tiktok however its never been fully based on that 4 many reasons n the old parts of my style never rly "leave" they just get pushed back until a later time

#out there #i still have all of my bows n hair clips that overflow my accessory drawers n my tutus n my t-shirts from hot topic #bc even if its not me rn it was at one point n probs will be again #ngl. i very easily could've explained this both better + w/o these pictures LMAO #i just love showing off my outfits even old ones even tho these r TERRIBLE examples #unfortunately i don't have a lot of older examples bc i used to be rly insecure so i never took pictures EVER #so a lot of those outfits rly got lost to time #do have quite a few more recent outfits tho #including several where i wear my bralettes as tops .man those r cute outfits i love every single one #anyways .rly did use this as an excuse to share some of my (not greatest unfortunately) outfits oops ! #ty for asking that question at least tho 🫡 #ive always been a bit w fashion but it got a lot more extreme during my senior year #cuz yk .2020 tiktok had an impact on me n my style LMFAO #n that slowly ran out probs towards very end of 2021 where i never rly went out anywhere n if i did it was usually a basic outfit #n then .now again kinda following trends ig at least in what i see but to me its just like #ive always thought these styles were cute n now this gives me the push i needed to start wearing them #yk? #i think im rly just saying shit my brain is mush #ive had todays alpharad gold upload just paused on my tv while typing all this LMAK #pls dont judge my outfits too hard 🙏 #ik theyre all kinda copy/paste esp w the items i wear #n to most people on here u wouldn't call any of these n tbh i wouldn't either #but in my defense i have always struggled with very low energy levels SO #done rambling if i forgot something ill edit idfk #ty for the ask again btw :3 #ask #sparksnevadas #also fun fact! on tumblr mobile when answering asks u cant see ur whole tags w/o posting or saving to drafts #so if this seems very incoherent its bc i literally forgot what i just said n had no way to check n tried not to repeat things