#pours gin

[modern-tradwife]

Oy vey, today was less of a flutter about, singing kind of day and more of a painfully struggle through quick sand kind of day.

#screams into pillow #pours gin #we still managed to end the day with singing #honestly though #I'm fine they're in bed #kids with colds be grumpy #its not their fault #tradwife #tradfem #tradblr #sahm

[catsquishy]

Elderflower Gimlet - Please credit us if you use!

#drinks #gifs #alcohol #pink #drink making #cocktails #pouring #gin #martini #our stuff #mew queue #described

[dragons-and-yellow-roses]

Learning bartending is so fun

#for months ive been begging the bartender at my job to teach me how to bartend #because we have a lot of downtime on our shifts together. and i like to learn new shit #and yesterday it was dead af so finslly he said 'do you want to learn to bartend?' #so he filled a bottle with water and for the first hour he just had me pour shots until i was consistently getting the right measurement #then he said 'okay were gonna make some cocktails' #and he would say 'okay a six count of vodka. a three count of triple sec. a three count of lime juice' or whatever #and i would take my little water bottle and pour it into the shaker #and then shake all of my ice water together #and he taught me like. a dry martini has dry vermouth in it. and dry vermouth is clear so it only goes into coear liquors #whereas sweet vermouth isnt coear and goes into not clear liquors. and the dofference between well and top shelf #and serving etiquette. and what a one and one is #one and ones are my fav because theyre easy. its stuff like vodka cranberry. gin and tonic. rum and coke #a shot of liquor and then fill the rest with the other stuff #he told me a bunch of stuff and not all of it stuck but he had fun teaching and i had fun listening

[coralreeferband]

Seeing Les Miserables and ordered a cocktail at the theater

And dear god it is STRONG

#the amount of gin that was poured was obscene

[sailforvalinor]

“Eliza, where the devil are my slippers?” aka the best last line of a musical ever don’t come for me

#yes I just saw my fair lady yes I have feelings about it #the guy playing Professor Higgins was absolutely INCREDIBLE and I’ll never recover #I don’t even know how to describe how perfect he was #there was this bit before the ball where pickerington asks him if he’ll take any gin to calm his nerves and he says that no he’ll be fine #and pickerington was like ‘I’ve never heard of a man who didn’t need gin to calm the nerves’ #but then Eliza walks in in her dress and looks absolutely stunning #and Higgins just kinda FREEZES. and then pickerington tells her she looks beautiful and then Higgins finally says ‘hmm. not bad.’ #and then walks over to the desk while no one is looking pours himself a glass of gin and knocks it back in one swallow #no idea if that’s in the script but 10/10 #also Freddy was very very cute love that lad #as I’ve mentioned before I do in fact have feelings about ‘on the street where you live’ #my fair lady

[divinekangaroo]

Tommy telling Lizzie he needs to act as if he thinks Diana is beautiful too because Diana’s important and he needs to win her powerful influence

Meets Diana

Tommy immediately makes a racist joke about himself followed up by a sexist statement implying the non-importance of women in a manner which explicitly includes Diana

Smooth moves dude

#also his flirtation with May Carlton #I will never stop laughing at him pouring her a full glass of gin and the look on her face #I hope that was improv #his drunken attempts with Jessie #peaky blinders #tommy shelby

[pixiegeldof]

i’ve been trying to listen to some new records but all i want to listen to is the good witch

#so pour the gin and call graham norton!!!!! #a

[dykehayleywilliams]

should I join a nunnery 🧍‍♂️

#poured myself a gin and tonic after work now watching Riverdale and this is where my brain is sorry

[catsquishy]

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#gifs #gin #alcohol #drink making #drinks #red #our stuff #mew queue #pouring

[bumblebeebats]

"Alcohol and caffeine are drugs" i tell myself, not to destigmatize drug-users or raise awareness about our society's worrying normalization of caffeine dependency (though both are worthy causes), but rather to convince myself that my night in with a £2 canned espresso martini is actually a wild and sexy display of hedonistic excess

#my grandmother was taking opium as a toddler (they used to put it in teething rags) and me? #*pours myself the 1/2 in of gin it takes to get me schwasted* i am. equally hardcore

[blujayonthewing]

the problem with cocktails is they have alcohol in them

#stupid problems for dummies lmao #I'm not a teetotaler I'm just not interested in drinking at 4:30 in the afternoon because I felt like making a little concoction #'just make a mocktail' you understand nothing #if I was in the MOOD for a MOCKTAIL I wouldn't be complaining! I want gin :') #or I wanna tinker my healing potion recipe now that I was able to get a bottle of bärenjäger... #plus I need to tinker an alt recipe my friend can drink because she's allergic to honey #what's a good liqueur that's-- HMM. something orangey perhaps?? #I'm not buying another gotdamn bottle of something but I can play around with blue curacao to see if the flavor would be any good #and if it is I can get some orange liqueur that ISN'T blue some other time lmao #.... DISTRACTED MYSELF IN THE MIDDLE OF COMPLAINING ABOUT ALCOHOL HAVING ALCOHOL IN IT BY MAKING MYSELF WANT ALCOHOL EVEN MORE UGH #like what am I gonna do mix up a bunch of stuff and then pour most of it out??? no!!?? #so I gotta pace out all this tinkering!! which is annoying because I'm impatient!!! #about me #potions

[ozmatippetarius]

I found my way to the kitchen. It was like a kitchen in an old person’s house, with shabby red linoleum and—in keeping with this odd apartment—a door that led onto the roof. I filled a glass from the tap and bolted it, a case of too much, too quickly. [...] I filled my glass again and went to stand by the door: deep breaths, I thought, fresh air, that’s the ticket … Charles burned his finger, cursed, and slammed the oven shut. When he turned around he seemed surprised to find me. “Oh, hi,” he said. “What is it? Can I get you another drink?” “No, thanks.” He peered at my glass. “What’ve you got? Is that gin? Where did you dig that up?”

Richard will go on to spend the next 500 pages insisting that Charles doesn't have an alcohol problem, actually.

#this is the funniest little moment that nobody really notices on their first read i think #imagine seeing a full glass of water and thinking it was gin that somebody poured for themselves intentionally #but honestly richard's whole doublethink regarding charles's addiction is so fascinating to me #maybe i will write a post on it some day idk #the secret history #charles macaulay

[peoplesing]

i think if éponine were ever to get seriously injured (shut up i know she gets fucking shot and dies) she would adamantly refuse help and try to (poorly) take care of it herself

#éponine’s definition of medical care is pouring gin on it and stuffing it with gauze #which like. at least its disinfected but she does NOT have clean rags #girl is going to get a fucking infection #what i’m SAYING is i want someone to take care of herrrrrr #she’ll fucking growl at you like the beast from batb and complain that it hurts #[clapping hands together] TAKE! CARE! OF! ÉPONINE! #i want her to get stabbed #this is what she gets for waving a knife around #she got too big for her britches and lost a fight #éponine — headcanons. #wish list.

[cocktailpete]

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[frxgments-of-frxgments]

behind closed doors. for gin!

@jumpinagain

There's not a lot to do in the Diner when Gin's not around. The gaps between adventures are never too long, but any time without him feels like an eternity when there's nothing but the Captain's thoughts to keep them company. And we all know how that goes. So they try to keep busy. They count the tiles on the diner floor; always a different number, no matter how diligently they make sure they haven't missed a single one. They try every flavor of milkshake known to man, and then some ones that aren't known to man. They tie all the straw wrappers together into a chain long enough to encircle the entire diner. They clean the entire place top to bottom, just because they can. But eventually even their improvisational skills run dry, and they're left with nothing to work with. Except the other customers. Well; they're not really customers. They're more... Set pieces? They respond when spoken to, but only in strange, distorted sentences, like someone had programmed an NPC without really knowing how human conversations worked. But it's something to talk to. Something to listen. So the Captain speaks. You'd probably argue with me, if you could, they sign to the young woman sitting across from them in the booth. Or were they a man? Their appearance keeps shifting when they blink, so they figure it doesn't really matter. I'm not stupid. I know he's not a good person. They eat universe's, for God's sake! They ate you! All of you! They splay their arms out to the diner packed with not people. They know full well what they are. The last remnants of the realities Gin has torn into bite sized pieces and swallowed whole. Echoes of lives ended to sate a hunger that will never end. That might one day take them, too. But... But maybe there isn't such thing as good, anyway. Not in this place. How could there be? In a world at the whims of a cruel, ruthless writer interested in nothing but their own amusement, how could there be anything good at all? But... He stayed.

He looked for me. Even when I didn't deserve it. Even when I was cruel to him. Even when I did things, terrible, awful things, things that I don't remember, but I still did, things that he should never have forgiven me for! He could have left me there! Forgotten about me! Just like everyone else.

But... But he didn't. He came back. He promised that I'd never have to be alone again. And I haven't been! And being with him, having these adventures, being at his side, being free, it's... They look at the customer's eyes. They're empty. Lifeless. There's nothing inside them anymore. Hollowed out, the husk tossed aside. It's cruel. It's sadistic. But it's Gin. And despite everything, despite knowing they should, they just can't bring themselves to hate it. I'm sorry. I don't care if he's not a good person. I'm not one either. But he makes me feel like I could be. And I want to give him that. I want to prove to him that he didn't make a mistake. I want to make him happy. I-- I love him. Their hands stop before they can sign the words. But they feel the damning eyes of the customers boring through them regardless, condemning them, shaming them, enough to make them feel less than nothing. But they know what they feel. What Gin makes them feel. And if that makes them bad... Well. At least they'll be able to keep Gin company.

#; too good to be true (gin) #; gin verse tbt #; fragments of fragments (ic) #; through the glass (asks) #; jumpinagain #tw unhealthy relationship #tw codependency #if u need anything else tagged lmk)) #THESE TWO ARE JUST. THEY ARE SO. THEY ARE SIMPLY JUST )) #this got so fucking long dude im so sorry capn was like let me just pour my entire heart out right here in this ask reply)) #and i said sure go ahead i guess))

[dr-n-dustrielle]

Sigh

Second time I’ve had to put up a fucking “Missing” bulletin

*ahem*

Missing: Lab Assistants (2)

Description: both 5’9”, short light brown hair, creepy eyes

Last seen: In an unfortunate bit of angry wording, Cortex told them to “take a hike.” And, in an unfortunate bit of AI misunderstanding, they appear to have taken it literally

Names: both respond to “You there!”

They do not bite

If found, please bring them to the castle. We are frail mad scientists, most of whom are middle aged, none of whom are built for an island-wide trek

#my feet have several blisters #We’ve been pouring water on Gin for a half hour to try to cool him off #Cortex got one mosquito bite and won’t shut up about it #we only made it to three quarters of a mile #I’m gonna go sleep for a week don’t disturb me