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hpcestfest · 25 days

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🥳 It's Fred and George's birthday! And in honour of one of our favourite Twincest pairings, it's time to announce...

HP Cest Fest 2024 ☕️

An Anonymous Harry Potter Incest Fest!

We’re back for our third year to celebrate all those deliciously taboo relationships we cannot help but love! 😍

👉 A few of our rules have changed this year, so make sure to thoroughly review our Fest Guidelines! (Particularly regarding Original Characters!)

2024 Prompting Update: We will be starting fresh with prompting this year, so claiming previous years' prompts will not be accepted. However, you are welcome to re-submit your old prompt(s) for this year's consideration!

2024 Fest Schedule

Prompts Open: Wednesday, April 17, 2024 9:00am EDT Prompts Close: Wednesday, May 1, 2024 10:00pm EDT Claims Open: Saturday, May 4, 2024 9:00am EDT Claims Close: Friday, June 28, 2024 10:00pm EDT Submissions Due: Sunday, June 30, 2024 11:59pm EDT Anon Posting Begins: Sunday, July 7, 2024 Anon Posting Ends: Sunday, August 11, 2024 Creator Reveals: Monday, August 19, 2024 9:00am EDT

Please review our Fest Guidelines for further details! You can also find all of our Fest Forms here!

Join our Official Fest Discord - for participants and followers!

We are so excited for the return of this fest, and we hope you are too! ❤️@greenmegsnoham

P.S. For those of you not from the US, and look at our fest graphics like... huh? They are inspired by this infamous Folgers commercial! ☕️

#hp cest fest #hp cest fest 2024 #pottercest #blackcest #weasleycest #malfoycest #selfcest #pseudocest #cw incest #hp fest #hp event #hpfest #hpevents #prompt fest #hpfests

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lipglossanon · 5 months

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Hi, lipgloss! There's an idea itching in my brain ^^

Leon's your dad's best friend, like they were really close. You grew up not knowing much about him but your dad tells you he used to spoil you rotten when you were a kid. You remember that you used to call him Uncle Leon (I promise I'm getting somewhere).

When your dad decided to move to D.C. for work reasons, you started seeing Leon hang out more often. He came for drinks with your dad on the weekends, your dad would invite him for dinner and he'd come every time.

You were a bit uncomfortable when Leon came over sometimes, feeling his eyes linger on your body, and slight "accidental" touches on your sides. As much as it made you uncomfortable though it kind of excited you deep inside.

Leon was a whole lot older than you-.. but that didn't stop you from fantasizing about him, your fingers deep in your aching cunt.

It made you more eager to see him around more often, and when he did come by, you'd wear some skimpy shorts that would show a lot of skin, "accidentally" forget to wear a bra when you went to the kitchen where Leon and your dad would have a drink after working on a jeep your dad bought a few months back.

You started calling Leon, Uncle Leon again which you didn't know would have affected him a lot.

After a while, you started noticing how Leon would pick you up from your college campus, taking you out to eat or just go on drives. Your dad thought he was just trying to spoil you like when you were a kid and wasn't suspicious of anything.

One time though, your dad was on a business trip 3 states away and had asked Leon to stay with you in case you got bored or lonely.

You were wearing some pyjama shorts and a faded university shirt you liked wearing to bed. When Leon saw you it felt like he was undressing you with his eyes. You and Leon decided to bake some cookies and watch a movie. While the movie played, you started to feel Leon snake his arm around your waist. You tensed up and he noticed.

"Is this okay?" He asked, looking down at you, his eyes gazing at your chest, your nipples hardening under the fabric as he slid his other hand on your inner thigh. You nodded and you guys ended up having sex on your couch.

While doing so though, you slipped up and called him Uncle a few times which made him thrust his hips harder, hitting spots you could never reach with your fingers.

SBXKWHZIWH THIS WAS JUST A SMALL BLURB IDEA I SWEAR THE UNCLE THING WAS JUST IN MY HEAD FOR SO LONG– Sorry if it's a little unclear 😭 it's a word vomit and I thought I'd share the idea with you 💜💜💜

-🖤

(I thought of Leon having an Uncle kink here, if that even exists lolol, I mean he and our dad are like brothers practically ^^)

Hi 🖤 anon!! (I’m finally here 😭 lol).

And Idk but I’m sure an uncle kink already exists out there 🤭

But I love the dad’s best friend!Leon trope so much 😌

He’s older and more rough around the edges but that’s why you like him; he also doesn’t treat you as a kid like your actual dad so you find it flattering when he talks to you or compliments you

And finally you’re home alone with him one weekend and one things leads to another.. and now your knees are pushed up to your chest as his fat cock sinks into your soaking wet pussy 🥴

He takes his time fucking you on the couch; telling you what a good girl you are, how good you feel around him, how he’s gonna stuff you full all weekend long 🥴

He teases you so long that you’re senselessly begging Uncle Leon to let you cum, that you’re a good girl so please uncle Leon just let you cum already

And that’s like a whole other kink unlocked for him cause he’s spilling hot and sticky inside your wet pussy as he rubs your clit until you’re creaming around his throbbing cock 😵‍💫

#ask box #🖤 anon #lipglossanon #lipglossanswers #dbf!leon s kennedy #pseudocest

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degrees-of-fuck · 1 year

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Imagine, Kylar gives PC the owl (aka the camera) and PC not realising it’s a camera regifts it to Robin…Kylar thinks, bc he’s delusional, that PC wants him to get with Robin.

Kylar watches and gets off to Robin, thinking it’s what PC wants.

oh my g od ftugyhujlk;l

A part of me struggles to see Kylar interpreting PC ‘wanting to bring someone else into it’ in a remotely positive way???? But Also. The image of Kylar whacking off, muttering under their breath about the Things they do for love... while watching Robin get changed or some shit is delightful so the other part of me wants to believe.

....

Another image, for people whose PCs and Robins don’t look Too Different:

Kylar being too caught up in the idea of watching PC do certain things that it takes them a moment too long to realize it’s actually Robin. Desperately tries to un-cum.

lol maybe PC can get Kylar to accept Robin as an in-law? happy happy family

#asks #Kylar the Loner #Robin the Orphan #joke about #pseudocest #i guess #tagging for blocking purposes

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overtsexting · 6 months

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i love how the second i realised xander has always known corrin isn’t related to him i lost some of my interest in the ship 😔 it was more fun when i thought he’d always believed that, and when a random sibling showed up he just assumed it was another of garon’s many children. you think he’d?? mention it?? at some point in cq?? Like “Hey, i’m sorry i kept this from you.”

Although I suppose it makes sense that he doesn’t, considering his whole “everything i do is to please father” thing. I could see him struggling to apologise for something he did on his father’s behalf. But still 😔 I carried this belief with me throughout cq, only for him to say that right at the beginning of br

On the other hand though…. there’s something kind of fun about that. He never intends to tell Corrin because he loves her so much and doesn’t want her to feel any less. And especially with the almost found-family vibe the nohrian siblings have (yes I know they’re actually siblings which makes it not found family. but they didn’t grow up together when they were young, and were in active conflict with one another until they came together), I could see it not really mattering to him. So then when she picks Hoshido, he just spits it out, full of vitriol, because “I knew, but I kept this secret for you. and now you betray us??”

Also, a mix of “Corrin IS my sibling. it doesn’t matter that she’s from Hoshido. She grew up with us, and maybe we didn’t spend our early years together, but neither did Camilla, Leo, or Elise. She is my sister and nothing will change that.” and also a suppressed “I’m… glad, secretly. That we’re not related by blood. Because I do…. love her. I will never do anything about this, though, and will maintain the secret.” is QUITE good. keep suppressing, keep lying to yourself babe 😩 you want to kiss your adopted baby sister so badly

#i’m rambling here lol #corriander #xancorrin #shipcest #pseudocest #i’m talking about f!corrin here but obviously they are interchangeable #pls feel free to read my post and pretend i’m talking about m!corrin #fire emblem #fates

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giallogigan · 6 months

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More Shaymbaala babey (and extremely one-sided Alloym)! This is from a scene from an ongoing rp where Shamura kisses Aym's tears as Aym vents to Shamura that they favor Baal more than him (yet the irony Allocer secretly craves Aym, jealous his god keeps the twins to themselves)

#shamura #aym and baal #cotl allocer #pseudocest #manipulation #dentart #shaymbaala

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warcriminalsupreme · 1 year

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A beer (and tired bf) a day keeps the mental illness at bay

#self ship #proship safe #selfproship #comship #tw alcohol #tw proship #shipcest #michael afton #pseudocest

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liveactionproblematicotd · 5 months

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Today's problematic ship is Rhaenyra Targaryen and Alicent Hightower from House of the Dragon

Step mother/daughter "incest"

Toxic

Requested by me

#comship #proship #proship please interact #proshippers please interact #rhaenyra targaryen #alicent hightower #stepcest #toxic #alcent x rhaenyra #rhaenyra x alicent #house of the dragon #hotd #my toxic gay babies #rhaenicent #pseudocest

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hpcestfest · 9 days

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Prompting for HP Cest Fest 2024 is OPEN! ☕️

Prompting Schedule

Prompts Open: Wednesday, April 17, 2024 9:00am EDT Prompts Close: Wednesday, May 1, 2024 10:00pm EDT

👉 A few of our rules have changed this year, so make sure to thoroughly review our Fest Guidelines before prompting! (Particularly regarding Original Characters!)

👉 Please use THIS FORM to submit your prompts. The form will remain active from April 17th through May 1st, and you may submit up to 10 prompts. Hold on to your Self-prompts for the claiming period!

👉 All accepted prompts will be available to view on the Airtable Prompt Gallery HERE. Anyone can submit a prompt; you will NOT be required to submit a claim in order to submit a prompt and vice versa.

Join our Official Fest Discord - for participants and followers!

Prompting Guidelines

What counts as incest?

All works submitted must be around one or more romantic incestuous relationships. For the parameters of this fest, we allow any of the following to be considered incestuous…

Incestuous Relationships (Canonical or AU):

• Blood Relatives • By-Law Relatives • Step-Relatives • Adoptive Relatives • God-Relatives • Self-cest

2024 Rules Update: OCs are welcome! Be that an original relative that is paired with a canon (book series, films, and extended universe) character (i.e., Harry Potter/OC Adoptive Parent or Child) OR in terms of putting a name to a character who exists in canon, though we may not know their full name. (I.E. Mr Brown/Lavender Brown)

All romantic relationships must be established AFTER the characters have been officially named relatives in some fashion and are aware of this relationship. (I.E. NO previous Draco/Harry before James marries Lucius; NO Sirius/Harry until after Harry is aware he is his Godfather)

This fest welcomes all characters from the Harry Potter extended universe, including games/extended HP properties/Fantastic Beasts, etc)

If you are unsure if your pairing is applicable, feel free to contact the Mods at [email protected] or shoot us an Ask.

2024 Fest Schedule

Please review our Fest Guidelines for further details! You can also find all of our Fest Forms here!

#hp cest fest #hpcestfest #hp cest fest 2024 #cw incest #pottercest #blackcest #malfoycest #weasleycest #othercest #pseudocest #hp fest #hp event #hp events #prompt fest #hpevents #prompting

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justanotherfailgirl · 21 days

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What do you think about selfcest?

I find it appealing for a lot of reasons. The idea of someone who already knows your secrets and bad habits but still likes you is obviously hot, and one of the reasons I like sibcest too. Someone who already knows all your kinks and weak points, who you barely even have to communicate with to get your point across. I'd definitely like to read/watch/play more content that has selfcest in it, but I don't really think it's that popular? The only examples I know of right now are Loki/Sylvie and Thiu/Thiu (from better half, one of Nemlei's games). I'd definitely create more selfcest content if there was demand for it, though.

#selfcest #pseudocest #not sfw #asks

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byrainchance · 3 months

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Read on AO3

#hp fanfiction #pansy parkinson #lucius malfoy #pseudocest

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shdo-xplosion · 1 year

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HEAT • e. todoroki •°. *࿐

warnings: stepcest, periods, period sex, fingering, infidelity (not really dwelled upon), use of “daddy”, enji is a human heating pad *1.3k words

notes: its about to be that time of the month *sob sob* and i am in a bad brain mood that makes me wanna do nothing except cuddle with my heating pad so here we are! manga cap colored n edited by moi (*꒦ິ³꒦ີ)

Enji hates seeing you like this, his little angel, overtaken by fatigue and pain. You’ve been lounging on the couch for most of the day, moving from one position to another in hopes of finding temporary relief. Enji had been eyeing the calendar in preparation, picking a few things up from the nearby store so that you wouldn’t have to worry your pretty head.

But soft silicon discs and organic chocolate can only do so much. You keep swapping out your heating pad for the full heated blanket, keep curling up only to get up and walk around, and Enji can only take so much whining. It’s not that he’s irritated—never with you—he just hates seeing you in pain.

“Come here, baby,” he sighs, taking a seat on the far end of the couch and patting one of his humongous thighs.

You look at him with a hesitant sort of hope, “are you sure, daddy?” waiting for him to nod before scrambling over and slotting yourself on his lap.

You sit facing him, chest to chest, your head resting on his burly shoulder as Enji allows his hands to heat up. He slips them under your threadbare shirt, placing them on the small of your back just over your kidneys. Your relieved sigh comes out as more of a moan, your body melting against his.

Enji has gotten better about keeping his hands off of you, his precious step-daughter. What started as a curiosity turned into an accident that formed a habit. A very bad habit. It isn’t illegal. You’re in your twenties for Christ’s sake. But, it isn’t right. Enji shouldn’t be touching you like this. But, you want him to, especially on days like this.

“I know you’re the number one hero n’ all,” you hum, nuzzling against his throat, “and your job is to fight villains, but… I think your true calling is period relief.”

Enji laughs deeply, slowly working his thumbs into your back. “I don’t do this for just anyone, you know.”

“I know, I know.” You place a feather light kiss to his neck, and Enji damns himself when he feels his cock twitch under you. “Just saying. If hero work doesn’t pan out…”

He doesn’t respond, trying to stay in his right mind as you shift over him. You get comfortable where you lean against him, legs parted on either side of him, and for a little while Enji just sits and watches the asinine drama you have playing on the TV, rubbing small circles into your muscles.

It isn’t like he’s had these feelings since you were young. You and your mother came into his life when you were nearly 18 already, and his mind didn’t start betraying him until a few years after that. Enji isn’t sure if it’s the slew of worthless boys you keep bringing around to meet him, the constant threats on your life, or his own struggle with mortality, but something has Enji going a little crazy in recent months. Something is giving him an insatiable need to protect and take care of you. To make you his.

He doesn’t look at you the same way he looks at his other children, nor does he see you the same way he saw Rei or how he sees your mother. You're something else entirely. Quirkless but fearless, a force to be reckoned with yet so easy to be brought to your knees when it’s your dear daddy asking.

It was just a one time thing when you came home crying after a break up and Enji helped you forget about that stupid boy. Just a special occasion when you got all dressed up for the gala and Enji took you in your bedroom after everyone else had gone ahead. And, all the nights he saunters into your room while you’re knuckle deep in your pussy, trying so hard to get yourself off—that’s just so you can both get some rest. He doesn’t want you like that because it would be wrong. No way for the Number One hero to behave or think. They’re just little lapses in judgment here and there.

“Daddy?”

Enji grunts in response, toes curling at the sound of your voice cooing such a suggestively innocent title.

“Still hurts,” you whisper.

He warms his hands against your back a bit more, palms probably an uncomfortable temperature to anyone who isn’t seeking heat therapy.

“Any better?”

You shake your head, rubbing your face back and forth into his neck. “Inside. It’s…” He can hear your teeth slide against one another as you clench your jaw tightly. “Just hurts.”

He feels the way you spread your legs further, bearing down on him. It isn’t subtle. You may not be saying it with your mouth, but you’re all but rubbing your covered pussy over his hardening cock, a silent plea.

“You think that’ll help?” Enji questions, well aware of his baritone voice and the effect it has on you.

You shiver in his lap and nod. “S’long as you’re gentle.”

Tilting his head to the side, he guides your chin on his shoulder until you’re eye to eye with one another. “Aren’t I always?” Enji hasn’t always been known to be a soft man. In fact, his reputation has always been about being cruel, harsh, with no room for mercy. Things change over time, though, and even if they hadn’t, you would be the exception.

He helps you off of him so that you can shimmy out of your cloth shorts and panties. You tell him these are special made for periods, to absorb blood, “but if you want me to put a disc in really quick…”

Enji hushes you, fighting not to roll his eyes. “I’m not scared of a little blood, honey.”

To prove his point, he guides you back to his lap, slipping two thick fingers between your folds. Enji doesn’t push them further, just gathers the warm fluid coating your lips, teasing your hole with it. You grip his shoulders, face scrunched up.

“I’m going to give you one now, hm?” he warns, slowly delving his middle finger into the heat of your cunt. You take him easily, aided by your arousal and blood. As promised, Enji is slow and careful as he stretches you, watching for your expression to relax before adding his second finger.

“Alright, turn around, sweet girl,” he softly commands, waiting for you to face outward before guiding your hips down to meet his. Your body tenses when his fat cockhead slips into you, and Enji holds still so that you can adjust to his size. He lets you set the pace from there, delighting in the way that you slowly ease yourself down on his cock. Little by little, inch by inch, your walls spasming around his length until you settle right in his lap.

You let out a shaky breath, legs trembling, but it all goes away when Enji ushers you to his chest, letting you lean back as he places his hot hands over the lower part of your tummy. The angle has his cock pressed against your front wall, spongy tissue swelling around him, and just like that you find your relief.

“Feels so much better,” you say. Your voice isn’t slurred or all pleasure-rich despite Enji being able to feel your body’s reaction to him. No, you are content, at peace after a full day of discomfort.

“Yeah?”

“Mhm,” you nod and giggle, “need to remember this for next time. Who needs Midol when I can just have this cock?”

Enji groans, shifting his hips to push his tip straight against your cervix.

“You can have it whenever you need, angel,” he mutters, brushing his lips over your shoulder and expertly kneading the tender skin of your hips. “Just say the word and daddy will come to your rescue.”

#enji todoroki x reader #endeavor x reader #endeavor smut #enji todoroki smut #bnha x reader #tw periods #tw stepcest #tw pseudocest

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