#real time ban

[queenboimler]

#dimension 20 #critical role #the adventure zone #d&d #mine personally was TAZ: Balance #and it consumed my life #also reblog!! esp if you put other im so curious #/ i want to find new d&d stuff to watch/listen to!! #ive only played irl a few times bc it is SO HARD to get a group of busy adults on the same schedule #my real pipeline to dnd was: tumblr gifs of mcelroy tv show->mcelroy tv show->mbmbam->taz balancs #so really tumblr was what led me to my path of d&d #i didnt really discover d&d until i was an adult bc table top games and other board games were banned in my home growing up #my brother and i came to blows constantly over the lord of the rings edition of risk that my mom just said NO MORE

[tiffanyachings]

it would have been very beautiful. camilla would have had to cook (horrible bone soup)

#HELLO back at it again #tug introduced groundbreaking new findings about soul permeability but my mind bypassed all that in favour of this au #the division of labour is as follows: #dulcie reads the instructions; snacks; and changes the radio station every time she doesn’t like a song #if you complain she will remind you she's literally dying. life is too short and mediocre songs are too long #pal gets stuff from high shelves and battles his constantly fogged up glasses #he tried to help with prep once and promptly got himself banned from using knives for the rest of his life #cam does 98% of the actual cooking #trivia section - #you can tell i am new to this because i arranged them in the wrong speaking order. let’s all practice our right to left reading #cam has a silly novelty apron because a) the idea was unbearably funny to me and b) i need to spread the gospel (aroace cam) #the cookbooks next to dulcie are ‘a few teaspoons of salt’ (by ianthe tridentarius) #and ‘saintly feasts: food for saints and scholars’ which is a real book! though not written by cassiopeia the first #* #dulcie septimus #dulcinea septimus #camilla hect #palamedes sextus #the locked tomb #field sketches #<< i get to have an art tag now!

[justaz]

god!merlin

druids can NOT speak in people’s minds. when they are before a high priestess, they can pray to her directly and she can hear them (hence the scene between morgana and mordred when he spoke in her mind).

merlin who constantly has this buzzing in the back of his head that he can never understand besides the occasional odd word which makes no sense. but when he’s closer to a druid or when their prayer is super strong, then he can make out what they’re saying.

merlin who brings up the fact that druids can speak into peoples minds to gaius who casually unfurls a scroll containing his ongoing list of reasons why merlin is/evidence of merlin being a god of the old religion.

#merlin just can’t remember bc he was born into a mortal body and his mortal brain couldn’t begin to comprehend #what it’s like to exist as a god #so he forgot #but every time he dies and comes back - or even casts a spell - a bit more of his mortality burns away #merlin emrys #emrys the god of life death and magic #(real) #high priestess morgana #god!merlin #bbc merlin #morgana pendragon #after arthur repeals the ban and a bunch of druids come to camelot to work out all the messy business #the druids gather before a hearth and make an offering to emrys who is literally in the same castle as them #their prayer is so strong and so close that the buzz in the back of merlin’s head turns into very clear screaming #gaius adds one more item to his list #eventually he’ll reclaim his status as a god but he’ll still stay by arthur’s side until the end of his life #and then - as a god - he’ll take arthur’s soul (and all his friends souls) and carry them into the realm of the gods #and they’ll all live there for eternity together bc i like happy endings #(+ now arthur gets to stand at merlin’s side as merlin leads his people (the gods))

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

From a previous poll it has been decided that Lan Wangji can cook, but the real question is....Can He Grill?

#poll #I was going to do my thing and make a funny comic on the poll results but.... #people got a little heated at that one. Not a unbearable amount of spice but I do not want to kick up any dust more than I have #Anyways now that THAT poll is over I just wanna add my two cents and say that I think both *can* cook. It's a matter of poor generalization #WWX knows the core principals but doesn't see much point in the process of cooking especially if it's just for him. Faster meals are better #Eat the raw ingredients and go back to work kind of guy #LWJ can follow a recipe and has the patience to cook a nice meal but doesn't have that innate chef sense. Useless without recipe type cook #They simultaneously can and cannot cook. It's situation specific #That *just* my own thoughts though! There is evidence to suggest both can cook if they must and there's the funny avenue of saying #that the are Banned From All Kitchens Everywhere #Cooking is different from grilling though. This I must know #guaranteed comic at the end of this one. For real this time. Even if people get very salty

[mamawasatesttube]

i'm thinking about revamping the superfam secret santa blog and doing a superfam summertime giftswap, but i think before i do that i need a) another person to help with matching because it got a lil bigger than i anticipated last time,

and b) to figure out how to word "if you're gonna join with prompts that aren't with the spirit of the event (as in. the couple of people who showed up for secret santa with Only tim/kon or super/bat prompts. instead of anything about. yknow. the superfam.)... idk man don't do that like come on lmao" into the rules. ldkfjlks

#rimi talks #its funny bc like you know me i LIKE tim and kon together. BUT THIS ISNT A SHIP CENTRIC EVENT CMON YALL #i can't lie i was kinda peeved about those people. you can go make your batfam centric stuff on your own time already #but like i don't wanna just ban ships from the event (like for example konbart. konkenan. or kara/thara or what have you are all sooo real) #not to mention clois literally invented love #but also like if youre just gonna use the superfam-centric event for. ships that involve a super and a bat. that are already popular. #as opposed to stuff about the superfam that just happens to feature ships involving others #like you get what i mean right??? its about the focus??? #but i have to figure out how to word that in a rules page to be like yall be fucking real its a superfam event jslkds #i'll keep mulling it over i guess...

[khaothanawat]

it’s funny how msp accidentally hit on my all-time favourite dynamic aka: i know you’re into me and you know i’m into you and we’re not together yet but at some point we both know we’re gonna be

#my school president #there’s no succinct way to say it but u get what i mean #i just love I JUST LOVE those moments before it’s official but you have all the permission in the world to flirt and be there for each other #and it’s all just a matter of time 😭 #good luck to these teen boys on waiting though i’m sure that’s gonna go great for them #side note: the dating ban being real made me fall off my chair laughing jfjfjfjfjf I SIMPLY WASNT EXPECTING IT #show: my school president

[always-a-joyful-note]

Questions that haunt me after Idolish7: will Iori, Haruka, and Tamake ever graduate? Will Nagi ever get to drink in Japan? Will Momo and Yuki ever escape their mid-twenties? Will Sunohara Ruri ever marry her fiance? Will there be any progression of time at all?

#like come on you guys #like....a character died on screen #i think some of them deserve to age after that #i think another one also got jailed? #'remember back when you were 19 and your first friend died?' 'yeah but which 19?' #idolish7 spoilers #idolish7 #note's notes #fandom spamdom #in my heart they did age but they just kept enforcing those rules for the sake of Image #which rip nagi #the fact that iori and tamaki and haruka would be the only teens (19) if i7 respected time as a thing that is real also haunts me #like....riku tenn and tsumugi would be 20 #and momo yuki and ban would be 27 28 29

[exausta-verytired]

I'm bringing all of you to the capoeira practice

#also wondering how many of you are only siblings because I'm pretty sure the first place I learnt to throw a punch was at home #I also got in a lot of physical fights because I took no shit with homophobic bullying and cat calling #but but. both football and capoeira in my neighbourhood were important to me growing up because it gave me the knowledge that I could in #fact beat up a man because physical strength isn't the only thing at play #and I do think the fact most boys grow up having very physical games while girls don't plays a huge factor in women being conditioning to #not react #genuinely think the most important thing when you're in a real fight. is how many real fights you've been on before #a lot of men are very weak for pain. you can beat them in endurance. like I understand there's disadvantage but I hate the DOOMY way some #women talk about men being larger/stronger as someone who's successfully fought off many situations #but this is also why I hate most self defense. like regularly practicing martial arts does help. but a 10 hours course will not kick in a #desperate situation where you need muscle memory. my best advice is if you don't know how to throw a punch just DON'T you can do more with #your elbows or slapping. just. a lot of fights it's being willing to let the desperation kick in and go for the throat yk #honestly I KNOW how to throw a punch and even I tend to go for elbows because I'm 160cm and not that strong lol #anyways my worst opinion as someone who works with teens is that I think sometimes we should let kids solve some problems with their hands #will always pretend I don't see gay students or women who get harassed throwing punches #some of you truly should've caused more chaos in your school years #also it's really sad that women were banned from capoeira for a long time some 'tradicionalists' still complain #it's all about being nimble and smarter in order to beat an opponent you ASSUME it's stronger than you. it just feels great #gave me a lot of confidence when I really needed ot

[orcinus-veterinarius]

Blackfish is back on Netflix. My first thought is there’s going to be a new influx of anti cap people pushing SWIMS😭

Oh joy. But it’s also been free on YouTube for a while (I keep getting it recommended to me), and it was on Hulu until recently. It’s always been pretty accessible, so hopefully it’ll mostly be rewatches instead of huge numbers of folks who’ve never seen it.

#convenient timing with the swims act though #I was reading an article lately about states ‘symbolically’ banning orca captivity because of blackfish and I’m like #yes yes way to focus on the real issues *another dead right whale washes up* uhhh just ignore that #blackfish #answered asks #saltair-and-palemoonlight

[stormyoceans]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GFZxslXW8AAmLqf?format=jpg&name=large

This photo has caused serious damage to my mental health

Sea 🤝 My common sense

LITERALLY SO MANY THOUGHTS IN MY HEAD AND NONE OF THEM ARE SAFE FOR PUBLIC CONSUMPTION THIS PICTURE SHOULD COME WITH A WARNING AND I SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO GAZE UPON IT WITHOUT A MENTAL HEALTH CRISIS INTERVENTION TEAM IN THE ROOM WITH ME READY TO SEDATE ME AND DRAG ME BACK INTO MY PADDED ROOM BECAUSE THIS MAN CANNOT BE REAL LIKE

IM GENUINELY SAYING THIS IN THE MOST RESPECTFUL WAY POSSIBLE BUT. TITS. TIDDIES. TATAS. BOOBS. BOOBIES. JUGS. BONKERS. BADONKERS. BAZOOKAS. BUMPERS. HONKERS. KNOCKERS. GAZONGAS. THINGUMAJIGS. MELONS. CHESTICLES. DUELING BANJOS. JULIUS SQUEEZERS. BLORPS. BREASTS.

I NEED TO BE SENT TO A SEASIDE RESORT TO RECALIBRATE MY HUMORS IMMEDIATELY

#HE'S OFFICIALLY BANNED FROM WEARING THOSE TIGHT ASS SHIRTS EVER AGAIN #I KNOW I'VE ALREADY SAID IT MANY TIMES BUT. THE CURVES ON THIS MAN #UNREAL #THANK YOU ANON IM GONNA GO IMPLODE IN THE NEXT ROOM REAL QUICK NOW #sea tawinan #m: ask #if you didn't think about that face between pecs meme when seeing this pic you are just lying to yourself

[royalphantompain]

The descriptions for TADC merch are something else, I swear.

Yooo, it's Pomni's iconic catchphrase!!!

#Now where is her iconic unicorn horn? #But even in merch or advertising that jester seems to be having a bit of a bad time but #But I'm sure she's fine #tadc #the amazing digital circus #Pomni has 97 mental illnesses and is banned from the real world <3

[sassmill]

“If a lot of men get killed at one go, does it make the killing of one man less of a crime? I don’t know, Andy, I don’t know. I’m only twenty and they say today the world is ours, but Pa was twenty once and felt the world was his, and long, long ago Mad was twenty too, laughing at applauding audiences, smiling from picture postcards, and when I am as old as she is nothing will have changed…”

Daphne du Maurier, Rule Britannia (1972)

#think about the context of this woman writing this right #she was born in 1907 #so by the time she was 20 she had lived through one world war with the next right on the horizon #as well as at this point witnessing the effects of so many other 20th century conflicts #she’s 65 at this point and this is what she sees ahead for future generations #which I’ve no doubt others saw coming as well but just like everyone for USUK in the book is acting #I’m sure plenty read this and thought but that could never happen not now not here not to us #but look where we are today #look at the genocide being enacted in Palestine #I want people to read this book in 2024 and think hard about it #because the events of the book are happening to white people in England right #I’m not at all trying to say she described anything on the level of the real world atrocities currently happening #but the slowly building anxiety of ‘but what could really happen they won’t do that’ #then overnight all these new restrictions and retaliation #phones cut power cut water cut travel ban #just because it’s happening to people far away from your life #doesn’t mean it could never happen #you wouldn’t see it coming or think it was all that bad until suddenly it was too late #obviously I am reaching to apply this book to today but I think it could make certain people reexamine their mindset #daphne du maurier #rule britannia #quote #this book is making me think so much about imperialism and occupation and military states and civilian cruelty #through such an interesting lens considering what I know of Daphne du mauriers life up to the point she wrote this #this was her last novel #and it’s so different from her other novels #like this to me is her equivalent of a Connecticut Yankee in king Arthur’s court #except it’s just the ending where everything becomes terrible so fast

[iamanartichoke]

I made the mistake of scrolling the dash last night, hoping to re-engage my Loki fandom feels, only to be reminded of why I've more or less quit this fandom - which, for the record, is bc I don't know if it's purity culture or "woke" culture or just "for the love of god, I'm begging you to touch grass" culture, but I'd like to engage with my blorbo without running into posts spouting takes like "saying Loki has small, slender hands is a feminization kink (and therefore bad)." Like?? I think there's something inherently anti-genderfluidity(?) to assume that men can't have small, slender hands or that having small, slender hands is automatically a feminine trait, and also Loki does have small, slender hands, and also even if it is being written as some kind of a kink, so what? Why are we kink-shaming?

I mean, I don't know, it just seems like there are more and more and more things that are being shamed, or criticized, based on an arbitrary sense of morality that undermines fiction as a creative, explorative form of art and it's just beyond exhausting - and fucking obnoxious - at this point.

#anyway i just needed to get that off my chest #bc every time i try to hop back on tumblr and like. do things #here comes this fucking fandom being like 'hahaha no' #'bc can we address how this is problematic or that's a kink or how there is only one true loki and here's all the ways in which #your loki is not my loki and wow what an abuse/torture/fascist apologist you are' and just #it's not just that it's obnoxious as fuck (though it is) #it's that this mindset is no longer limited to just tumblr or fandom spaces #it and similar mindsets have spread into the real world and books are being banned #and anti-lgbt+ laws are being passed to 'save the children' #there's no fucking escape from this toxic thought-policing basically #it's all a slippery slope #so anyway see y'all again in six months or whatever #i'm sure i'll have 3/4s of the fandom blocked by the point that loki season 2 drops #but in case there's still 1/4 of people left who actually want to talk about #character analysis and valid criticism based on the material and not morals #i guess we'll see #mood gif #standom frank

[unexpectedbrickattack]

We gained too much power and tumblr had to nuke us for website safety. They couldn’t handle the rizz of a 40-50 Balding Italian man.

I love the implications of that. Like we escaped containment and they had to cull the tag to stop it from getting out of control

#answered #chattin #a real answer is that tags get borked all the time #if the entire tag including most popular was nuked #then its a conscious decision on tumblrs end to ban the tag itself #this happened during the purge for ns//fw and furry tags #but its Only the latest posts so i guess the tag is just beinf funky for now #which is #not good lmao you cant get ‘top’ posts if no one gets to see it in the ‘latest’ tag section #writers/artists/giffers are already getting the shitend of the stick here on this site #for smaller artists it is VERY bad; i hope this is not happening to other fandom tags as well

[katiesdailystruggle]

Oh my GOD can these people stop making Weverse lives so cringe and embarrassing 😭😭 lives w the boys used to be a sacred time between them and army to sincerely ask questions and update us with their current projects, thoughts, interests etc and now they can’t even read the comments bc authentic armys comments are getting drowned in the spams of shippers and weird kids who think it’s okay to project their delusions on the artists. I am v upset rn I fear certain members will hardly go back to lives bc of the lack of proper interactions 😣

Also // I feel like most of the real time viewers now joined recently and weren’t a part of the whole “one live per year” if even that so they take the content for granted. 💔

#please people #I am BEGGING #stop ruining our artist fan relationship #they already give us SO much #I can not stand Weverse armys I’m sorry #yet the good ones end up being the ones practically filtered out?? #Weverse just needs to step it up and hire an actual human ADMIN #to physically report #ban #and delete comments in real time #so that people learn what is and isn’t acceptable #okay I’m done #random ish #ignore me

[kujakumai]

One thing I really like about season three of GX is that so far no one has played Pot of Greed even once. It's like the writers heard my personal plea and jettisoned it.

#guessing this is around the time it got banned from the real card game? #either way i haven't seen it at all #the one where jaden kills everyone