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hikasufumiko · 3 years

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Fic Recs

- Yours for the weekend ('tis the damn season) (IwaOi)

- Illusion of Choice (KyouHaba)(Side IwaOi)(DUDE THIS FIC CHANGED MY LIFE AND IT WAS WORTH IT 😭💖)

- The Way Home (IwaOi)

- Igniting Fires (SEIJOH-)(AGHHH THIS IS SO GOOD I CANT WORDS CAN'T DESCRIBE AHHHH ❤️)(read “The Way Home” first)

- When I Leave Here Tomorrow (IwaOi)

- It's different, on the other side of the world (IwaOi)

- When I Leave Here Tomorrow (IwaOi)

- Getting There (IwaOi)

- Special Request (IwaOi)

- have mercy on me (IwaOi)

- Winner Takes it All (IwaOi)

- Molten on the linoleum (IwaOi)

- Love Letter Déjà-vu (IwaOi)

- The Way He Looks At You (IwaOi)

- The Only One (IwaOi)

- For Just a Moment (A White Sky) (IwaOi)

- Duel of the Fates (IwaOi)

- In This Same Space (stay for a minute) (IwaOi)

- Seijoh Inc. (IwaOi)

- galaxies, within you (IwaOi)

- Without Giving Anything Away (IwaOi)

- nothing half so sweet (IwaOi)

- The Magic Creampuff of Destiny (IwaOi)

- Iwaoi's Hogwarts Adventures (IwaOi)

bad coffee & lemon bars (IwaOi)

- Oikawa's 8 (IwaOi)

- Swap My Love With Yours (You’re the Only One For Me) (IwaOi)

- Piece Of Cake (IwaOi)

- drawn to you (IwaOi)

- drawn together (part 2 of the drawn to you) (IwaOi)

- send your cutest delivery boy (IwaOi)

- love me truly (madly, deeply) (IwaOi)

- We're No Strangers to Love (IwaOi)

- paralyzed, paralyzed, p-p-p-paralyzed (IwaOi)

- I'll find my way to you (Oiiwa) (Tattoo Artist Oikawa and Florist Iwa)

- yellow white red(camellia/gardenia) (Oiiwa/Iwaoi)(FLORIST IWA)

- Supernanny: Iwaizumi Edition (Oiiwa/IwaOi) (istg U REALLY NEED TO READ THIS LOL)

- The Cat That's Not (Oiiwa/IwaOi)(Iwa as a cat i-)(this changes my perspective on animals and animals in pet stores so I LOVE THIS HAH xD)

- Yo, I'll Tell You What I Want (Oiiwa) (DUDE THIS FICS GRANTED MY WISH- I REALLY WANT TO SEE A FIC WHERE OIKAWA PROPOSED TO IWA AND LOOK!! THIS FIC GRANTED MY WISH!!-)

- Yeah, Just Twenty. (Oiiwa/IwaOi)

- Seijoh Sweets: Aoba Johsai Artisinal Bakery (IwaOi, KyouHaba, MatsuHana)(HOLY CRAP THIS IS SO FUNNY especially the MatsuHana one-)

- i never liked sweets until you sugarcoated my teeth (IwaOi/Oiiwa)

- Stay Another Second (Or Maybe Forever)(IwaOi)

- Food for the Heart (Oiiwa/IwaOi)

- Something in Our Pockets ( Maybe Paper Planes) (Oiiwa/IwaOi)(Journalist iwa and air steward oikawa-)

- right where you belong (Oiiwa/IwaOi)(meeting in the E.R/A&E AU)

- i'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you (single parent iwa-)(Oiiwa/IwaOi)

- iwa-chan from target (Oiiwa/IwaOi)(idk why but i love flustered iwa xD)

- Mind Reader (Oiiwa/IwaOi)

- The PDA jar (Oiiwa/IwaOi)

- we could be the greatest team (Oiiwa/IwaOi) (competitive oihana and lovely matsuiwa xD)

- Wingman Watari (Every seijoh ships xD)

- Dinner and a Movie (Oiiwa/IwaOi)

- until the sky opens up (Oiiwa/IwaOi)(dense iwa xD)

- I’m Cupid, Stupid (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(THIS FIC IS LEGIT SO NICE AND EVERY PAIRS IN THIS IS SO GOOD 💕 LOVE THIS!!)

- chasing gold (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(when i tell you this fic changed my life-)

- Hands to yourself (IwaOi/Oiiwa)

- 「わたしをみて」look at me. (Oiiwa/IwaOi)

- i will always love you (Oiiwa/IwaOi)

- Lubricus (Oiiwa/IwaOi)(resemblance to hq quest but only iwaoi :'))

- The Knight and The Sea (IwaOi/Oiiwa)

- The Last King (IwaOi/Oiiwa)

- Conquering the Great King (IwaOi)(istg its gud my god-)

- don't blame me for falling (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(five times oiks got jealous 👀)

- given (Oiiwa/IwaOi)

- How to choose a gift (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(“I don’t need any fancy presents when I have you in my life.”)

- me. my boyfriend. and his 500 dollar 4 ft tall godzilla (Oiiwa) (THIS IS SO PURE 💫)

- Ignite the Sky (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(Dragon Iwa and Human Oikawa AU)

- The Tendou Incidents (UshiTen)

- TiMER Series (IwaOi/Oiiwa) (from the creator of Illusion Of Choice 👀)

- A Sudden Shift (MatsuHana)

- A Mishap Or Two Will Lead Me To You (MatsuHana)(vet mattsun uvu)

- Into The Ocean (IwaOi/Oiiwa)

- Iwaizumi Hajime (27) Has Had Quite Enough (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(ISTG THIS IS SUCH A FUNNY FIC BAHAH 😂❤️)

- Float Among The Stars (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(now the title is “When In Space”)

- Hanamaki's "IwaOi" Notebook (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(Iwaizumi pulled off a reverse uno; AHHH THIS FIC IS SO HEARTWARMING AND THE ENDING IS MWAH MWAH LOVE YOU SJSHSH ITS A BLESSING FROM HEAVEN!!)

- If I Fall For You (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(Park Ranger Iwa 🤭)

- dancing with our hands tied (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(IDOL OIKAWA and Non-Showbiz Iwa 🤩)

- Room 505 (IwaOi/Oiiwa)

- April 10th (Oiiwa/IwaOi)(Orange x Haikyuu Crossover!!)(when i said this fic made my eyes filled with tears im not joking-)

- dyspnea/arrhythmia (Oiiwa/IwaOi)(MEDICAL AU!!!!)(i love how they headcanon iwa being good with kids as a paeds (paediatrician))

- Hanamaki Disease (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(Read this when you’re sad trust me)

- The Loyalty of a Traitor (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(Mafia/Yakuza AU!!)

- All this time, I have been yours (Oiiwa/IwaOi)(Hanahaki Disease Iwaizumi)

- Thus With a Kiss... (IwaOi)(Theatre AU)

- A Bond Transcending Reality (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(Prince Iwaizumi and Knight Oikawa)

- If There’s Anything Worth Dying For, (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(Pirate AU)

- The Things We Do For Home (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(Prince Iwaizumi and Wizard Oikawa)

- In Plain Sight (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(Prince Iwa)

- Even the Sun Says Goodbye (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(Prince iwa) (god i feel like im falling into the prince iwa au hole xD)

- When Two Sides Collide (IwaOi/Oiiwa) (Prince Iwaizumi and Prince Oikawa (villain ish oikawa per se) UvU)

- How to Kidnap a Prince (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(Prince Iwa and Dark Warlock Oiks)

- conqueror of hearts (IwaOi/Oiiwa) (Prince Iwaizumi)(Royalty AU UvU)(This fic gives me extra serotonin boost ❤)

- till lies do us part (IwaOi/Oiiwa)

- make a choice (IwaOi/Oiiwa)

- Long Live the King (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(prince iwa and guard oikawa)

- The Space Between Us (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(Astronaut Oikawa 🤩)(WHAT A PLOT TWIST- NO WORRY NOBODY DIED SJSJ)

- Playing Doctor (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(Doctor Iwa)

- Meet me on the other side (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(exorcist iwa and ghost oikawa)

- Appears So Rushed (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(ghost oikawa)

- to the resident ghost (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(ghost oikawa)

- The Logistics of Loving a Ghost (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(ghost oikawa)

- A Second Chance (Daisuga with a hint of IwaOi)

- Wedding Ring (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(post time skip)

- iced lattes & photographs (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(college au)(barista iwa and Photographer oikawa)

- boyfriend (can you imagine?) (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(college au)

- love notes in the kitchen (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(food critic oikawa and chef iwa)(this is soooo kyuteee wthhh TvT)

- Seijou Drabbles (Collection of Seijou's drabbles and ficlets uvu)

- The Great Photo Race (IwaOi/Oiiwa)

- the truth is out there (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(iwa works at NASA)

- speak now or forever hold your peace (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(‘this person just fell asleep on me in the subway but they’re cute so whatever’ AU)

- Six-Month Lover (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(Moments in Oikawa’s journey to win over his best friend’s love: the sad, the happy, and everything in between.)

- How to Fully Enjoy the Perks of Being Iwa-chan's Boyfriend (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(Ten privileges of being Iwaizumi's boyfriend: a guide by Oikawa Tooru)

- Coffee King (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(college au)

- bring me the night (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(fantasy au)(vampire oikawa)

- Ride or Die (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(Cars AU)(racing au)

- Stardust (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(college au)

- Sendai Drift (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(street racer au)(inspired by fast and furious)

- Water Fountain (IwaOi/Oiiwa)

- to be first, to be best (IwaOi/Oiiwa)

- The Care and Keeping of Your Ghost Boyfriend (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(Ghost Oikawa)

- all in due time (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(Time Travel AU)

- Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Out Of A Plastic Bag (MatsuHana)

- Oikawa's Eleven (IwaOi)

- it's like the hunger games, but better (All of the seijoh gen xD)

- online basics (IwaOi/Oiiwa)

- you're so golden (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(arg oikawa and iwa is in jpn :'))

- The Weekend (IwaOi/Oiiwa)

- Before He Wakes (Oiiwa)

- School Nights & Car Rides (Oiiwa)

- so long we reveled in the spotlight (IwaOi/Oiiwa)

- i don't like a gold rush (IwaOi/Oiiwa)

- scrambled eggs for breakfast (Oiiwa)

- Desperado (IwaOi/Oiiwa)

- regret me not (Oiiwa/IwaOi)(iwa having a cancer- and oikawa fighting for love-)

- as luck would have it (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(miraculous au)

- The Courage of Stars (MatsuHana)

- Even Though it All Went Wrong (MatsuHana)

- Brazen Love in Space (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(alien!iwa and alienfanboy!oikawa xD)

- Confessions and Killers (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(police!iwa and yakuza!oikawa)

- A Wild Goose Chase (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(police!iwa and yakuza!oikawa)

- We'll Figure It Out Together (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(police iwa and lawyer oikawa)

- The daisies we saw that day (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(lung cancer oikawa- ANGST)

- The Seijoh Cuties Groupchat (Seijoh4)(Chatfic!!)

- stars around my scars (IwaOi/Oiiwa)

- the chrysanthemum looking glass (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(Prince Oikawa and Guard Iwa)

- all that's left (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(Zombie Apocalypse AU!!)

- What You Came For (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(Police AU)

- love-love (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(college au!!)

- this won't take long our reign is done (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(seijoh nostalgia TvT)

- let's get married (i don't wanna walk alone) (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(WEDDING AU!! AND SOME CANON COMPLIANT)

- starlight and star-crossed (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(THERES WEDDING AU)

- Talk Shit, Get Hit (IwaOi/Oiiwa)

- Unromantic (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(drabbles about proposals 👀)

- yes-man (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(they are on a vacay)

- Storms and Starlight (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(STAR WARS AU)

- Close to the Chest (KyouHaba)

- Beat of your Drum (KyouHaba)(sequel to Close to the Chest;Kyoutani's pov)

- Hajime (IwaOi/Oiiwa)

- Mothra (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(pet parent iwa xD)

- Haikyuu X Hospital AU - Something about you (Ship OneShots)

- A God for Every Season (MatsuHana)(Greek mythology au)

- stranger danger (IwaOi/Oiiwa)

- national hot dad alliance is now calling... (THE TEAM CAPTAINS)

- Boundaries (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(friends with benefits)

- Impromptu (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(In which Iwaizumi Hajime gets stood up by his date and an unlikely person becomes the savior of his night.)

- Candy Apples (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(Oikawa and Iwaizumi meet on a ferris wheel when paired up to sit together.)

- all the pretty little horses (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(iwa is an elementary teacher 👀)

- Sleep on the Couch; Or Not (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(Vampire Oiks)

- The Fault In Our Cup (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(coffee date!)

- Color Me Red (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(painter!iwaizumi and architect!oikawa)

- Wolf Husbands and How to Deal with Them, A Memoir by Oikawa Tooru (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(wolf iwa)

- Cassiopeia (IwaOi/Oiiwa)

- Right On Time (IwaOi/Oiiwa)

- Conspiracy (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(Iwaizumi and Oikawa have very different ideas on what Netflix and Chill means.)

- rich boy, poor boy (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(oiks is literally the definition of ikemen here)

- quiet game (Oiiwa)

- To Catch a Kumo (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(superhero/journalist au)

- fake it till we make it (KyouHaba)

- Perpetual-Foot-In-Mouth Disease Ft. Iwaizumi Hajime (IwaOi/Oiiwa)

- King of the Jungle (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(kindergarten AU!!)(ngl the storyline here is AWESOME and it suits them!!)

- Piano Man (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(bartender iwa and pianist oikawa!!)

- sweet sun, send me the moon (Oiiwa)(THIS IS SO CUTE)

- The Head that Wears the Crown (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(Royalty AU)

- Hell Mission (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(SpyAgent!Iwa and VolleyballPlayer!Oikawa)(that one fic from tumblr Kiviont's lil' comic)

- Pride and Power (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(Yakuza AU)(Spinoff from The Loyalty of a Traitor)

- please disregard my house of cards (built from mistakes) (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(They both really like plants!)(college au)

- antlers grown, must be shed. (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(Time loop au)

- seven stitches (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(Halloween)(vamp oiks and zombie iwa)

- Six Sessions (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(therapy session)

- forever is a long time, but i wouldn't mind (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(werewolf iwa)(Halloween)(from the collection of Iwaoi: Monsters and Supernatural)

- IwaOi Horror Week '18 (collections)

- waitin' on the love of a travelin' sailor (sharpshooter iwa and pro volleyball oiks)

- Moral Ambiguity (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(psychologist oiks and serial killer iwa)

- Seven of Hearts (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(Alice in Borderland au)

- and then they were three (IwaOi/Oiiwa)

- bookmarks (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(Desk worker iwa and university student oikawa)(UNI AU!!)

- even when you hold my hand (i just feel alone, feel alone) (IwaOi/Oiiwa)

- read it and weep (IwaOi/Oiiwa)

- if you wanna be (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(matchmaking!)

- plus one (MatsuHana)

- my heart beats for contract law (MatsuHana)(law student Makki)

- You're My Baby (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(GROCERY SHOPPING)(oKAY THIS IS SO GOOD AND A STRESS RELIEVER 💕)

- Memories of Him (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(Historian Oikawa and Vampire Iwa)

- Graffitiing Our Hearts (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(Chance Meetings, Nostalgia)

- But I got cat class and I got cat style (IwaOi/Oiiwa)

- In April (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(oblivious oiks)

- Lost in Translation (IwaOi/Oiiwa)

- Praise Be (Oiiwa)

- The Destruction of Block City (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(childhood!!)(SO CUTE)

- 3.5 millimeters (IwaOi/Oiiwa)

- Flash Point (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(angst with a happy ending)

- Super Spy Husbands (IwaOi/Oiiwa)

- Fernweh (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(In which Oikawa's whole life is spent longing for the horizon — in the form of a dream, a home, and a boy.)

- other half (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(After eighteen years of a shared existence, Oikawa and Iwaizumi finally unearth long-established feelings.)

- Cup of sugar (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(Tooru and Hajime go long-distance, and Hajime contemplates whether he's accidentally become a sugar baby.)

- Soul searching (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(it takes Oikawa approximately a year in Argentina to figure out that he’s free to explore who he truly is.)

- achilles wept (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(Achilles Oikawa and Patroclus Iwa)

- setter dumped (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(Oikawa got dumped by his girlfriend)

- Bet I Can (Oiiwa)(straight up smut)

- You Can Do Better Than That (Oiiwa)

- My First and Last (Oiiwa)

- Let Me Tell You (IwaOi/Oiiwa)

- Literally Step On Me (IwaOi/Oiiwa)

- Main Attraction (IwaOi/Oiiwa)

- lucky number 13 (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(12 times Oikawa proves his love to Iwaizumi and 1 time Iwaizumi does.)

- Squats and Milkshakes (IwaOi/Oiiwa)

- Shatter the Heavens (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(ANGST)

- talking to the moon (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(Missing AU)

- kissing booths for the phenomenal (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(Jealous Oiks)

- eyes across the room (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(Fem Iwa and Oiks)

- i ♡ to make boys cry (IwaOi/Oiiwa)

- Some Boys Do (IwaOi/Oiiwa)

- Kiss Me With the Lights Off (IwaOi/Oiiwa)

- A (Not So) Normal Couple (Oiiwa)(Vampire Oikawa)

- reflection (Oiiwa)(Insecure Iwa)

- I didn't choose you then (but I do now) (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(Yakuza AU)(Arranged Marriage)

- Best Friend (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(Drunk Iwa)

- drunk in love and on love (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(Drunk Iwa)(College AU?)

- He’s not any Different, Right? (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(Drunk Iwa)(Iwa confessed to oikawa. With the help of a cAT-)

- the stars can't compare (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(somewhat drunk Iwa)

- Drunk Iwa-chan (IwaOi/Oiiwa)

- Unfair (Oiiwa)(Drunk Iwa)(FLUFF- ITS SOO GOOOD❤️)(Iwa has a hand kink)

- i'll drink the thoughts of you away (or not) (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(slight angst?)(drunk Iwa)

- coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(Drunk Iwa)(college au)

- What We Plant, What Grows (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(Drunk Iwa)(mention of ushijima)

- I Could Give You a Massage? (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(Drunk Iwa)

- See You In Hell, Old Friend (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(drunk iwa)(CRACK-)

- 20 Questions: Exes Play Truth or Drink (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(Pro volleyball player oiks and university student iwa)

- Polar Positions (IwaOi/Oiiwa)

- Inseparable (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(Marriage Proposal)(family blessing)

- shots to my heart (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(bartender oiks)

- emerald (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(Mention of mafia)

- most people never even get a single high school rival (IwaOi/Oiiwa)

- Train Ride (Oiiwa)

- Tooru 4 You (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(Politics!AU)(candidate oikawa and campaign manager iwa!!)

- i'll fall with gravity (IwaOi/Oiiwa)(secretary/assistant AU)(superheroes)

- love me long, keep me warm, be my sunlight (Oiiwa)(just iwa having a bad day and oikawa is there to love him ❤️)

u can see that theres some things i wrote, well thats just my before and after thoughts of reading them :P (and trust me all of this is very awesome) I reccommend you all to read the fic’s tags so you don’t dive in too carelessly

Also, if the links isn’t visible here, just click my blog

#haikyuu!!#iwaoi #iwaoi fic rec

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clowntothewest · 4 years

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i feel like u mean kpop or smth but i'll just give u a bunch and u can pick and choose and do what u will: red velvet, loona, little mix, taylor swift, bts

Widjwofjs I meant litarally anything ppl were willing to send but thank u ma'am

Thots and facts I know:

Red velvet: love them so much I've known the dance to ice cream cake for years, I loved that video and seulgi in it but then I forgot about kpop for like uhh 3 years. Still fw it. Honestly their singles are usually my faves and I don't always fw side tracks as much. I like that they have assigned colors. I also like genuinely worry abt Wendy a lot I hope she's okay :(:(:( Bias is seulgi

Loona: I have a #stanloona friend and I always said no like just to be obnoxious, but then their fire dance cover came out and I was like hmm this girls hot what's her name and my friend was like that's Olivia Hye and then they did the cherry bomb cover and she was MORE hot and I was like 👀👀 okay maybe I'll stan of they're comeback slaps like this (I'm not as into the cute shit) and then it did but like for the fuck ever later. N e Ways I rly like # and so what, I also like Chuu's solo. Also litarally how is she that baby like there's NO way she's an adult. Last night my friend have me a picture of them to label and I the only thing I got wrong was not knowing which h smthn jin was which lmao. The sheer number of them is intimating tbh. Yves hot i didn't love Kim lips hair slicked back gowon baby and I didn't realize how BABY cheorry was until this cb. Apparently she's my age. Wack. I wish haseul was around she caught my eye the second most in the dance covers

Little Mix: when I first heard Wings on CD player radio in middle school I was like this shit SLAPS SLAPS and I recorded a video of it playing on my laptop to my slide phone LMAO. They're also a singles group for me but they have some hidden gems (red planet). Glory days is probs my fav album as a whole the ones before it I only listen to the singles rly. (& I didn't love lm5 but honestly i kinda forgot abt them can try again. Also weird to call it lm5) for the love of God let them swear so they stop trying to be edgy in ways like beep beep PLEASE. Idk if I have a bias, fav songs salute and wings

Taylor Swift: love of my fucking life stanned her when i was 8, I had actually decided I didn't like her at age 7 bc I was forced to dance to love story at a summer camp and I resented that, but Xmas 08 my aunt gave me fearless and I decided to try it again bc she had curly hair like me LMAO (red era hair hurt me tbh). I decided I liked her bc her best friend's name was Abigail and that was my preschool best friend name hehe. And then she played 15 at my first concert ever 🥺 that aunt has bought me all her albums since 🥺 (except when I bought 5 copies of 1989 at age 14 to get all the Polaroids that was my money aofnwofnwofn. Only needed 1 trade). Mm I'ma stop rambling fav album red fav song cruel summer if I spent 7 hours on ticketmaster for nothing I'm rioting

Bts: last summer I started watching YouTube edits of them???? Like just completions of them doing things?? And I was like I remember these guys I love them so I sorta stanned them as ppl first. Then I remembered fire slapped and only listened to it and mic drop for a month for no reason before I actually listened to the rest of their stuff lmao. Also the first time I listened to wings I got to lie and then just listened to that on repeat for a week instead of listening to the rest of the album. Best solo song in kpop u cant change my mind. Run era had a rly good aesthetic. Also I decided I didn't care abt the Grammys after melodrama didn't get aoty but they want one so bad I want them to get one. Idk if i have a bias tbh it's hard but sorta jimin and yoongi I suppose. Also they're the only boy group I stan lmao they get past the lesbain filter. Fav songs: mic drop remix, come back home, lie.

Send me a singer/group and I'll tell you my thots and opinions!!!

#enjoy ur essays #ask #long post #very long post #Nora's post #bangtan #bts #loona #rv #ts #lm #lmaoOoOoO #kpop

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sirjustice146-blog · 4 years

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wow dude

shampoo made out of grass grows ya bald so desist bro ya information. Kenyan motorbikes in the link below

https://cleantechnica.com/2020/02/18/fika-mobility-wants-to-jumpstart-the-kenyan-electric-motorcycle-market-with-battery-swap-model/

The link below represent E-motorcycles which are Kenyan made called Fika, grab your today bro, now stop standing on the road to poke others or in a base to propel hooliganism lest arrest let the law be implemented as fast as the speed of sound period, thought it will never change, dude change will change ya if u don't relent and obey, We arrived as tumefika not sluggards bro

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&q=fika+mobility+motorcycle+from+which+country

https://www.google.com/search?source=univ&tbm=isch&q=fika+mobility+motorcycle+images&client=firefox-b-d&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjQ9dG8qpDpAhXE8uAKHf1yCVcQsAR6BAgKEAE&biw=1280&bih=910

https://www.google.com/search?q=small+solar+lighting+from+china+images&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwiQl_yGmZDpAhWK_IUKHeVLCJgQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=small+solar+lighting+from+china+images&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQA1C52gFYy4QCYI2MAmgAcAB4AIABnBGIAf80kgENMC4xLjUtMS41LjktMZgBAKABAaoBC2d3cy13aXotaW1n&sclient=img&ei=h8qqXtC3Mor5lwTll6HACQ&bih=910&biw=1280&client=firefox-b-dUnless i

http://africa.chinadaily.com.cn/weekly/2015-07/17/content_21309042.htm

see a generator that uses a 1.5 v dry cell to generate 240 volts is when i can believe to alludes of CHRIST 1 disciple called Bartolomeo or just illusions. Can even use the phone battery charging technology as u charge another to replace it cause charging 1 battery and using it at the same time without replacing it cause landslides and heavy downpour. Like in the link below or can be automated in that if the battery reaches a certain voltages it becomes the charged 1 while the was charged 1 now rotates the shaft to produce power and it goes on and on

https://www.google.com/search?q=+phone+battery+external+chargers+from+china+images&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjKv63ImJDpAhXI4YUKHTfFB00Q2-cCegQIABAA&oq=+phone+battery+external+chargers+from+china+images&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQA1D7tAJY9PQCYPiDA2gAcAB4AIABjQeIAfoQkgEFNS0yLjGYAQCgAQGqAQtnd3Mtd2l6LWltZw&sclient=img&ei=BMqqXsqtH8jDlwS3ip_oBA&bih=910&biw=1280&client=firefox-b-d

Even electric bulbs and other accessories are made in euphorbia mixture with water where u place 1 sample of bulb and boom many are formed, torches as well and solar kits, even some phones.

Placing tea in dough and spit on the mixture gives even cooked chapati or raw, mandazi, other biscuits, cookies or cakes.

Put stains on shelter materials like clothing, nursing homes apparels like blankets, bed sheets, pillow or duvet that are permanent so if seen in the markets of other nation are barred from being bought as shame, kinda or make holes at the tip the around the hole sew it again to avoid over-tear to be a mark as above to discourage dubious ways of getting money leading to triumph belittling others for nothing who are industrious and yet know not of ya hidden dubious agendas. A people who are geared at forging the country ahead no-matter what as u joke and give in to play.

The plane in the link below can take to the sky up-to 5 years and used to transport the above using fissures on the earth crust to another nation as being controlled from the computer as a wire is rolled underground to emanate from these holes to make it not lose direction and fall or just a person b4 he hangs it on a hook after reaching the hole to the earth crust as the destination. It has a not 1 coil system to heat the siren gas cylinder but like 3 like the alternating press pen in that it rotates to change the coil if burns up as the wire that carries the same current to heat every coil has a red light to signal its working which if goes off means the coil aint working so u change another as switch a switch to rotate the 1 in use out as u remove it to allow another 1 works as much as having enough spares on the place to sail ya through

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fbillionairetoys.com%2Frolls-royce-hybrid-powered-apus-i-5-demonstrator-aircraft%2F&psig=AOvVaw0rw7fAM8ZoGlwjmmQvQmMH&ust=1588338170462000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAkQjhxqFwoTCMjeofaakOkCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/699113542134647779/

https://www.shutterstock.com/image-photo/funfair-carnival-games-children-adults-amusement-197508050

With tumblr a/c if the email is guessed and has more than 30 characters u cant get back and log in even if some1 gives ya the password period dude, get this straight, let it not be a debate bro lest wanna put up a fight even if u try to open that guessed like g mail a/c to send magic link to still get access to the same a/c u cant bro. Get it straight fellows and all my following tumblr a/c displayed in sirjustice104 r opened that way, so what u r saying u want to delete then take out a flight out the hood is a pure impossibility unless u attack the servers of tumblr company in Ny. Dude whats ya take or what u r up dude b4 u resort to wanting my food in a rich nation as u claim as rich people have developed another character away from the known behaving like poor people or b4 u look at my property to steal in open way or want to grab my manhood esp Mr Hindu doing roadside show businesses along the way. Accept defeat and lest move on, me i see thing in my eye like Robinson or Minaj booty in USA while me in Kenya but u, u only see 10 km radios, as u claim not me, if u were me u ought to see the same, fuck u Mr Hindu and stop ya sick open games and resort to hard works. In these day not even ya cash will aid ya period.

Even the photos of hairstyles and cuts of people when inserted on dough or used bottles, snow flakes or chaff make gadgets not necessarily cut heads that can be a target in political instigated even like demonstration, reason being the same above yet the normal people know not as u r targeted of hair-style to make with machines.

Any1 in life who has been a head of ya, manipulated ya in 1 way or another their is away u get him in life, just like in a movie some good get bullet shots to teach u the same that also u with another aint spared and how life is, even with America, Eu or Asia, most African nations have come up with machines ahead of them and are left in awe as long they used to say its the skin color that makes them think as opposed to Africans. Question fellows where is that gimmicks, even those ahead in class u get them as later in life ahead of them in cash and they get perplexed as they were tought aint right as not only school define life, so can advice others to take another course of life. Christ with prostitutes going to hell ahead of u. Folks some people r never judged after death cause their sins minimal and many wonder that judgement houses like in Minneapolis to small 4 50 million-people who die annually as per records.

The people who are not all that bad in life gets to the bottom cold floors of hell as described below in hot lands and vice versa in cold lands like the tundra, those bad get to the hottest floor bearing the above in mind, neither bad nor good gets in the middle and as well what was ya favorite city temp, so they fight the reverse to get where u did not want whether hot or cold.

Volt meter on planes need not capacitor or place 2 after and b4 the capacitor as placing 1 b4 only tells of power past SCC but the capacitor as well can burn and it doesn’t show that rather if u place them many even 5 in a parallel connection.

The police like, coast, Jamaica blooded men, find new excuse as argument cause u have thwarted their thinking, now where is ya mask which if covid is over we don’t know the new slogan they will put on their lips every-time and another is about the home appliances, guys who are making these things after u read my tumblr a/c, purely is me giving them the guiding-lines to make such but little did u know they start to quarrel with me again on something am championing to defeat Mr white man as buy from ya country and discard from nations that supports the derailment of the above but if they change still u can hang on their gadgets as excuse can be ya home made are detriment to the eye while their not that bad, so folks they build up animosity if i say the same that u ought to buy from ya nation on what i have help build. Bad character anyway as u have blocked them to kill ya and eat ya corps so they hold grudges upon ya. Its a new debate with ya all together.

Most never wants to love kids as situation aint still good and loop holes r going to be blocked, so have known the same, so by locating those who eat they send dem kids to ya and you knowing u don’t love them as it makes u feel bad as kinda, an umbrella opens up on ya mind and close the nerves of ya senses in ya brain to stop u from thinking, so many hate kids around them and many give them names yet they know not the above or just know to wanna spread the raising kid expenses to others or give ya names or maybe they teach ya of the same to look into how u can make people love simple life cause maybe they see u can do it and have not realized not. It goes this way in life, u cant expect me to accommodate others in my house yet me i was not accommodated rather was terrorized with my peers around me and chased by grown ups, scratch my back i scratch yours is the norm of the day, get it straight dude, never just give people names yet u don’t understand their past, its a spirit that needs to be eliminated with tricks to reverse the above.

Artificial foods Af just like Africa with mad, breed belittlement on you to people around you,kinda, it snatch out respect out of ya and many are sent to investigate as eating corpse described above as it will be part of judgement in life after death with like appendix, kinda,1 sees u like useless, weightless as flying to indicate the above, u wont deny in hell everything got side-effects even if eating in secrecy or corners.

Blessed are the comic, 4 they shall inherit the earth, without china i could be in bondage as Eu nations would not have made the same alternator generator to at-least calm the situation but Nigeria had made it, if at all they did not made it they could have helped liberate the situation. Planes should be made like comic plane to avert plane fall and they above employed as the running along the middle parachute or individual ones placed inside the plane 4 the same.

The starter comp 4 kitchen alternator resembling the motorbike 1 in the link bellow can be made big like of much wire and a big portion of magnet to instead of producing 24 volts as specified bellow produces 220 volts where it can overtate complete alternator generator for better/good as well in the link below as it will be small and can use like one 1.5 V dry-cell creating a new wonder or phenomena in the world of innovation without passing via an electric inverter. Make work easy, pro-act dude instead of reproaches

https://www.jumia.co.ke/catalog/?q=no+fuel+generator

https://www.jumia.co.ke/generic-1pcs-mini-micro-small-3-phase-wind-turbines-hand-alternator-generator-3v-24v-12v-new-18194523.html

https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FtiKH48EMgKE%2Fmaxresdefault.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DtiKH48EMgKE&tbnid=67CDPehP1h5X3M&vet=12ahUKEwjK3LzEv4_pAhVR8IUKHWJMDpMQMygZegQIARA7..i&docid=onZ-cF4VZzPkIM&w=1280&h=720&q=the%20most%20cheapest%20alternator%20generator&client=ms-google-coop&ved=2ahUKEwjK3LzEv4_pAhVR8IUKHWJMDpMQMygZegQIARA7

When made it will something like the describe gadget in the link below powering ya house or ya business premise, in fact its portable and can walk with it alongside ya and never feel the pinch

https://wxnaiermic.en.made-in-china.com/product/pCvnqjxoHYkE/China-500W-12V-24V-48V-Three-Phase-Low-Rpm-AC-Pmg-Permanent-Magnet-Alternator-Generator.html

kebi could not stop saying moch nyimi long'o as he was giving it unto her

Buy Canada danby home appliances or USA Kenmore

https://www.google.com/search?source=univ&tbm=isch&q=kenmore+home+appliances+images&client=ms-google-coop&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjKx_X95o3pAhU08uAKHe4GCRwQsAR6BAgKEAE&biw=1024&bih=632

https://www.google.com/search?source=univ&tbm=isch&q=danby+hme+appliances+images&client=ms-google-coop&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi08dvA543pAhV8AWMBHQWvDKYQsAR6BAgKEAE&biw=1024&bih=632

Why was not it written in the bible that if u smear different type of animal blood on door post it changes ya head posture and ya booty and if u were jew and new the time, why did u not know the same while kebi knew of it, yet u want him to hear u most than the reverse. Stop stupidity dude and mind ya life/business, stop cashing into other affairs.

Fake cameras desist like wireless ones, buy original, kinda, they give ya going to hell spirit, buy with 1 eye/sensor even if many avoid with many eyes as are made of frog head or crocodile and sees ya b4 they report giving ya the above spirit and thats the underlying reality many knows not.

WWW.2goinvoice.com has a change of that name just the way Barclay bank plans to change its name to as Absa bank, while many are still withdrawing much cash like using simbapay or M-pesa as they want by simply buy and discarding already bought card number to get another as they cant bar ya, they want money to increase sales so those doing the above resorts to belittling people who wears not all that new clothes, friends how appalling is that and the owner Russia dont see that but still 1st in wanting dominance and jealousy.

Many a nations are just in pretense to be pro-u but once they have learnt the same of making equally sophisticated weapons as yours they will not condom ya jokes and kinda, u have realized the same as they text me secretly is what they were waiting for to build war as them not also pleased with ya open dirty tricks, they cant put up with. Time is the essence to pro-act and do good period. Like of USA nations!!!

Listen to the song below in the link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iq8KghDEJNg

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sirjustice145-blog · 4 years

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Truth bro

Even electric bulbs and other accessories are made in euphorbia mixture with water where u place 1 sample of bulb and boom many are formed, torches as well and solar kits, even some phones.

Placing tea in dough and spit on the mixture gives even cooked chapati or raw, mandazi, other biscuits, cookies or cakes.

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/699113542134647779/

https://www.shutterstock.com/image-photo/funfair-carnival-games-children-adults-amusement-197508050

https://www.jumia.co.ke/catalog/?q=no+fuel+generator

https://www.jumia.co.ke/generic-1pcs-mini-micro-small-3-phase-wind-turbines-hand-alternator-generator-3v-24v-12v-new-18194523.html

When made it will something like the describe gadget in the link below powering ya house or ya business premise, in fact its portable and can walk with it alongside ya and never feel the pinch

https://wxnaiermic.en.made-in-china.com/product/pCvnqjxoHYkE/China-500W-12V-24V-48V-Three-Phase-Low-Rpm-AC-Pmg-Permanent-Magnet-Alternator-Generator.html

kebi could not stop saying moch nyimi long'o as he was giving it unto her

Buy Canada danby home appliances or USA Kenmore

https://www.google.com/search?source=univ&tbm=isch&q=kenmore+home+appliances+images&client=ms-google-coop&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjKx_X95o3pAhU08uAKHe4GCRwQsAR6BAgKEAE&biw=1024&bih=632

https://www.google.com/search?source=univ&tbm=isch&q=danby+hme+appliances+images&client=ms-google-coop&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi08dvA543pAhV8AWMBHQWvDKYQsAR6BAgKEAE&biw=1024&bih=632

Listen to the song below in the link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iq8KghDEJNg

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dxmagedrose · 4 years

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GET TO KNOW THE BLOGGER!

Tagged by: my lover @hammurabicomplex I’m tagging: anyone and everyone who wants to pick this one up! share with the class if you feel like it! tag me in it!!

PRESENTING. RANDOM DEEP DIVE WITH INDIGO-MUN AT 2AM ;

FIRST NAME Good fucking question… It’s (sort-of) currently Dylann! I was Kieran before that, though; it’s still used as one of my first names and I’m not used to Dylann quite yet bc I’ve just started using it.

Indigo is one of my middle names though, and I’ve used it as an online handle elsewhere forever so I use it here now! [ Fun etymology facts: Dylan(n) is a mythology name generally meaning “born of the wave” (aspiring diver & a water witch at heart). Kieran means “little dark one” bc of my love for horror, && I chose Indigo bc as a kid to be it was neither boy (blue) or purple (girl) and was both and neither as well as my absolute favorite color as this vibrant ass mystical color. ]

STRANGE FACT ABOUT YOURSELF hmmmmm…. I’m a horror lover at heart, so as a child (I wanna say 12), I was walking through an antique store (I have a few cool finds, I considered putting my other one as the fact tbh) and I turned the corner and I saw these two dolls staring back at me at the foot of the stairs of this antique building. my blood froze, and i felt my stomach drop. i got actual, physical goosebumps stumbling across these two creepy dolls staring back at me in the corner, and i couldn’t leave the store without them. perhaps the little painted porcelain boy would be somewhat spooky by himself if it wasn’t for the terrifying lidded gaze of the porcelain girl with the hairline fractures and slightly open lips. i cant look at her. i dont really find dolls scary, I like to find the spookier ones ones, and she makes me paranoid as hell. i keep her face covered and her up in my closet except for when i bring her out to show her off proudly as the spookiest thing I have but……. i dont really collect dolls anymore. even thinking about her brings a fearful tear to my eye. i don’t like to think about her for very long, but that’s why I’m so fucking proud to own her. ( YES — I’m THAT white person in the horror film )

TOP THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU FIND ATTRACTIVE ON A PERSON hhhhh a beardy jawline, high cheekbones, crooked canine teeth >:3c

A FOOD YOU COULD EAT FOREVER AND NOT GET BORED OF b.l.t.’s with avocado. ahhhh. my mouth is watering just thinking about it, oh my god. just a bit of salt and pepper???

A FOOD YOU HATE barbecue anything, i hate the taste of bbq sauce, you keep your nasty black goo to yourselves at the grill. twice in my life i have presented with barbecue pizza and both times i cried literal tears. why would you do such a horrible thing to a person? what kind of a monster are you? how do you sleep at night?!

GUILTY PLEASURE the sims. constantly. always. i’ve sunk thousands of hours into my households. oh also uhhhhhh i run two 80s horror blogs, one being a shitpost blog with occasional art of mine and one gremlin fanfic ship blog for horrible, terrible self indulgent fanfics i’ll get the courage to finish writing & post so i can be cancelled on tumblr for at some point. NO, i won’t link them. as i pretend they’re even all that hard to find, within a day i was found on both by someone i admire here a lot :’) ilu bby thnk u eternally for supporting ur local horrifying dumbass wtf

WHAT DO YOU SLEEP IN the same clothes i’ve been wearing all day usually, my sweats & long sleeve raglans or my hoodies. i like being cozy day & and out. and ugh. efoort. just throw me in a blanket in a cool room and im out.

SERIOUS RELATIONSHIPS OR FLINGS serious relationships with some openness or poly. i wish i could fling! just not exactly easy for demisexual autistics lmao.

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN THE PAST AND CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOUR LIFE, WOULD YOU AND WHAT WOULD IT BE I think I would be adopted by my grandma as a kid. It would save me some trauma but mostly I think it would get my autism diagnosed way earlier and save me angsting all these years of wondering why & thinking it’s my fault I’m struggling so much and so loud and affectionate and different in a world that i didnt fit in the same way.

ARE YOU AN AFFECTIONATE PERSON when i get drunk i text people how much they mean to me in my life. does that answer your question? ahhh. i’m sometimes a cuddle monster with friends, i message people with long texts about how much they mean to me, but I sometimes really don’t like to be touched at all.

A MOVIE YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN FLYPAPER. F L Y P A P E R. FLYPAPER. FLY, and, I can’t stress this enough, fucking PAPER. ( Though also Whole Nine Yards and both Re-Animator & Bride ). I have watched Flypaper already like, 5 times this week and I’m still not done, and the other movies have been on repeat for days in this household within the last year. In the past it has also been Donnie Darko & the new Nightmare on Elm Street. roast me.

FAVORITE BOOK White Fang by Jack London. Have I actually ever finished it? No. Do I still own a copy I’ve had since childhood thru multiple dogs eating it, taking it to and from school, and highlighting and circling all the best parts of chapter one ever since I was a kid and it was too hard of a book for me to read? You bet your ass. If I ever need inspiration I just reread chapter 1. Although one of my other favorites was Broken Monsters by Lauren Beukes. But White Fang is like, a weirdly personal text. We stan London’s writing in this household.

YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO KEEP ANY ANIMAL AS A PET, WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE FENNEC FOX!! I used to daydream about having my own named Shiloh when I was a lil kid. they’re adorable little things and i am obsessed. i mean, gimme any fox and im happy, marble foxes, red foxes… but I was obsessed with fennec foxes. Also tbh ferrets. I want a ferret.

TOP FIVE FICTIONAL SHIPS [IF YOU ARE AN RP BLOG, YOU CAN USE YOUR OWN SHIPS AS WELL] Rosa & @ninetyscnds‘s Luke, Rosa & @iimpulsivity is already screaming my name, Rosa & Constantine, Jesse & Andrea from Breaking Bad, and the joker and harley of 80s sci-fi Dan & Herbert from Re-Ani. I am but a simple opossum.

PIE OR CAKE Pie! I’ll take both pumpkin & melty apple over cake. also, cheesecake is more pie than cake soooo, pie wins.

FAVORITE SCENT my dogs / my blanket. :’) It’s the most grounding smell in the world.

CELEBRITY CRUSH oliver jackson-cohen, i’m fucking GAY and im angry about it. there i was, minding my own business, and i saw that asshole in a certain SHIRTLESS GIF and it AWOKE SOMETHING IN ME. dont talk to me about it, holy shit im obsessed with beardy men now god fuckkdafjaask i hate him why did he make me this gay i was perfectly fine being into girls but NOOOOOO him and his dumb hairy chest and sweet rugged face and I—— I also am obsessed with the archaeologist & television personality Josh Gates and may or may not be considering making a fan blog for him bc idk if my anthropology docuseries host is Dad or Daddy but i love him lots

IF YOU COULD TRAVEL ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD YOU GO I would go on a dive with anthropologists and archaeologists doing fieldwork research in the ancient cenotes of the Yucatán Peninsula. My actual dream job, catch me crying & fantasizing about being underwater documenting Mayan skulls given as offerings. Fuckkkk, I love anthropology so much!! take me anywhere in the world to immerse myself into culture & archaeology.

INTROVERT OR EXTROVERT Introvert. I have a real life friend I see roughly once a month, and that’s it. Plenty of online relationships, I’m chatty, message me all day every day. but i dont do people well.

DO YOU SCARE EASILY I used to! Really bad. I don’t as much anymore. I do get paranoia a lot still. Having therapists telling you that the FBI could be outside your house watching you through your windows will kind of nervous. ( no google results for: yes hello fbi i am a writer please dont put me on watchlists i just have research i need to do for this idea im working on, would you like to try again? ) I have nightmares nightly but not they never make me afraid, they just make me feel like crap. jumpscares and loud noises and seeing people reaching into their pockets dont set off as many brain alarms anymore tho!! progress haha.

IPHONE OR ANDROID I like my android better bc of capabilities but meh

DO YOU PLAY ANY VIDEO GAMES My mom, her husband & I play COD for family game night, and Silent Hill is my life’s blood. I’ve sunken hours into Sims & Skyrim, and Norman Jayden from Heavy Rain is my #1 fictional character in existence, why do i love the druggie babies

DREAM JOB Oh… You’re asking me to pick? I’d love to be an anthropologist doing work out in the field. Underwater archaeology is peak, but I’m also heavily considering being a body recovery diver or police diver. I’d love to see myself in uniform someday, if possible. Just the thought makes me teary eyed & proud.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A MILLION DOLLARS fund my person creative & educational endeavors. get myself a spooky ass abandoned house to make my own home to create in, and travel to the world’s best dive sites. just live a mild life of education, creation & exploration. that’s the dream TM.

FICTIONAL CHARACTER YOU HATE dr. hill is a gross and whiny lil bitch this post brought to u by the miskatonic crew, how is everyone here an even worse bad guy than herbert west precious dan excluded talk shit get hit tho john winchester from spn and both walter white & todd from breaking bad are all in my crew of hated characters. i jusT… the reani novel is difficult to read because i have to deal with this old sack of shit.

FANDOM THAT YOU WERE ONCE A PART OF BUT AREN’T ANY LONGER Supernatural :-)

… AND THIS CONCLUDES A DEEP DIVE WITH INDIGO!! //

#||: && the mundane ( ooc );#( get to know a bitch!! )#( this was... a lot of me rambling about weirdly personal shit at 2 am )

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sirjustice86-blog · 4 years

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In disagree with some kids conduct

Me if i grow up i will be the opposition leader and at that time i will not agree to your deals even give ya kids job, kebi, thats up to u, just be, it will help u with ya siblings and ya people. Me at dat time i will be pro-govt. Another say he will not repair my bike, well dont do that, u aint the bike repair ya self, i will take my kids bike to another repair retorts kebi and another one still says that i will be a worn out sufuria repair, well, just be, i will not repair ya sufuria as i will be the best at that time, i will take to another repair, u aint alone get that. Gimmicks employed 4 u to offer sympathy like sharing ya food cause they have known how gadget/machines are made not the way they think so cant employ that gimmick to survive. Kev text, even if u die the world will still continue as u cant stop the world business. Die we bury u, stop disturbing us with ya stupidity bro of wanting to fill ya belly, u hungry and wretched, desiring free things from people. If u go to Rusia mortuary, many kids of ya edge are laying helplessly on the shelves then who r u, die kid we bury ya, ya character is tiring and sickening period and moreover i did not take part i making ya, talk to ya govt to address the issue, when told a good nation must have like few people u oppose but right-now the truth has gotten u handy. Wanting to disturb hardworking people with disturbing kids, when they are thinking u r busy having sex to making babies u know not their destiny, better they die as death is the best justice. Question, how many have died and still the world has not come to a standstill? Die hommie, stop disturbance, we give ya a decent burial.

They want people to wear material cloths so u iron them like daily to increase ya electric power intake to increase the bill. When u do the above u r at holiday with them, with jeans or kaki or wash and wear they became like wild/mad with ya and thats the underlying truth bro. Govt gimmicks using criminals in their shortcomings.

https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1CHBD_enKE892KE893&sxsrf=ALeKk03iwWSkigRU1dK-ynC-YJKksmztJg:1585662564650&q=images+of+digital+power+meter&tbm=isch&source=univ&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj66piv7cToAhULHMAKHTqsCGsQsAR6BAgKEAE&biw=1280&bih=913

https://www.google.com/search?q=images+of+digital+water+meter&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjC5Pmx7cToAhUL7xoKHW2uB5AQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=images+of+digital+water+meter&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQA1CdFFjzJ2CsLmgAcAB4AIABgQSIAd0PkgEJMi01LjEuMC4xmAEAoAEBqgELZ3dzLXdpei1pbWc&sclient=img&ei=akqDXsKHGovea-3cnoAJ&bih=913&biw=1280&rlz=1C1CHBD_enKE892KE893

The link above shows digital water or power bill meter, many nations have resorted from above and it gives room 4 tiny theft by speeding the pace at which the digits changes in many a household cause even its bought under phone at home in small denomination so hard to know and tell and the government of such nations are reaping huge out of this dude.

Like with Kenya they have created the corona virus so every kid at home watching tv, listening to Radio, playing PS or Ironing clothes as charging phones 4 their pals or theirs thus increase water or power usage as bill, when parents come back home they will not know of the discrepancy above but put blame on kids that they use more power but no pinch as can be paid on phone as little as a buck or 4 dimes or just $ 1. The power station or water has the capacity to increase like in 1 unit used they say its two to reap huge big. So my text is electric bill should be fixed 4 every household no-matter the usage and thats why many governments are rushing to even connect every household to electricity and even rapid rural electrification not left behind the money got from the dubious making of artificial poles luring gays they are from SA. When every1 at home it also increase cooking gas usage or buying of new handsets as phone usage by buying the airtime, going to clubs etc, so the curfew is seeing into what have been explained above but happy are we as we now got AE technology as No fuel Generators from like China to avert the power situation above. This once bought and installed need no extra maintenance fee so eliminates ya from the hick-ups of rampant power surge and black outs as much as the dubious power games played by the govt which are open yet they refuse to hearken to the truth

Most plane or ships as boat get stuck or fall due to the failure of battery recharge system attributed by hitches in alternator as short-circuit, so raising the red light as effective on how it can be made, let the alternator be at the pilot or driver seating area where u can replace it by another waiting, like u can have 2 and it will solve the airplane accidents witnessed like every year. 4 example the gear that the belt is attached to rotate the alternator should be a long rod to the driver seat area where the alternator can just be inserted like gun bullets or grenade on the launcher like in the link below

https://nationalinterest.org/blog/the-buzz/why-militaries-the-world-over-still-use-grenade-launchers-23552

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1DH_6cHsGo

When u became good that town became cold or with snow as God thinks u r well behaved so needs less monitoring and vice versa and that why cities like Jo-burg or Atl witness snows and they resort to illegality to be hot with Nigeria cities they act good cause its hot to be cold but to no avail bro. God sees people in clear skies as opposed to humidity or fogy skies like in winter or cold lands and thats the gimmick dude

People whose lands are like 50% propelled by ports like Durban, Mombasa or Amsterdam are cry foul as with new plane technology that can even carry like 100 tonnes if fusible as the source technology it makes the carrying of goods in ships then getting them out again into trucks expensive, sources gets to airports or any empty land and off-loading done, so if u thought u r looking 4 huge port nations to go and benefit from like getting employed as it will never end think twice as much as with opening containers while on transit to still from many in a small way to make it big by combining, now we got coded locks as opposed to the seal which could be cut and another 1 replaced without the owner knowing and u get by, dude think twice ya plan now blocked as much as with the good which were factory made like machine eg cars, airplanes part, Tv or radios will be imported in minimal amount not as previous as the locals now got their brands to buy from even with decoders like dstv or direct tv have locally made competitors like with of Sa or Senegal and soon every nation will have theirs as they as well got that technology, lets u get stuck or blocked like in checkers. And i hope u know dat dude.

Anyway whats the essence with the curfew and even during the day kids have sex and intermingle, kwani at night is when they cant do the above. Its all hidden in the explanation above period.

What if finally it come to pass that not fake Ginger that has entered the nation but grown ginger cures corona? Question is will those affected be compensated by the police like the beaten ones. They had it in mind thus brought the fake ginger in the link below to discourage ya that ginger aint the cure so they benefit big time in setting a side money to combat the above and using their own grown ginger grinned in a blender then mixed with distilled water to cure the same, they smear red soil on the ginger to make u think they r grown

https://www.google.com/search?q=fake+ginger+in+the+kenyan+market&tbm=isch&source=univ&client=firefox-b-d&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiD5cPI77_oAhUOA2MBHbmrDOIQsAR6BAgKEAE&biw=1280&bih=910

If Tanzania is making choppers then they are making drones, to cement my truth explained in 1 of tumblr a/c following this 1, b4 lake Victoria was fenced they used to catch fish with it then fry and via Argentina get to the outer space then to the bottom of the earth the to a house in Louisiana which is rectangle but has wooden fence like in the song below and get out the vent and get into the USA to commit the atrocities explained above dude, many nations are just hiding their innovations

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UR2YR4yq6Y

https://www.google.com/search?q=tz+made+chopper+images&tbm=isch&source=univ&client=firefox-b-d&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjxzaWh8b_oAhWi3eAKHXUkDjEQsAR6BAgKEAE&biw=1280&bih=910

Mr trump is playing dice on the below, even their is a drop in usage of narcotics as many thought using such will liberate their mind and make them think or come up with gadgets that makes Mr oppressor tramples on them as they have known the hidden truth behind gadget making as explained in other tumblr a/c following this 1. M any nations want to stay afloat by capitalizing on this to still fund their empire. “Staying a float in the rainy days where their is no food as most food crops are destroyed in the farm like by heavy down pour or hailstone“ Pe not penis in local jargon or therluoji, king of the jew to cement the truth. Their is hunger, aketch, njaa out of the above

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3Xi6uvRUrM

https://www.google.com/search?q=trump+addressing+the+force+next+to+navy+ship&tbm=isch&source=univ&client=firefox-b-d&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjhk7Gq8r_oAhVx8uAKHYe9CxIQsAR6BAgJEAE&biw=1280&bih=910

Their deal now blocked as their negro counterpart has known how to make artificial tea, cocoa, chocolate, cakes or coffee which in the USA is sold as iced tea and in that nature dont spoil the teeth as hot tea. So they want to introduce iced tea in Africa as they introduced KFC to attract more African consumers to add to the Negro population to still stay afloat, even their markets in Mexico, Guatemala, belize, Nicaragua, panama has learnt the same even automation to shrink their market so resorting to dubious ways like the corona case with the police curfew. Stop dude, times up and get this straight u cant teach old dogs new tricks, back off me dude!!! Still u claim superiority, u r more superior than me, shit dude, people are the same period in anything dude. Still wanna lead the parade and be 1st, then, stop homie lest put up a fight, let it be a tag of war, Mr Hindu

Stop many words that people are trespassing into ya premise or business, use the cheap wireless cameras above and for identity crisis as people transfigure like in airports, schools or in businesses to manipulate things then employ the cheap finger print scanner in the link below as well

https://www.jumia.co.ke/zk4500-usb-fingerprint-scanner-black-zkteco-mpg172464.html

https://www.jumia.co.ke/generic-qc21-wifi-home-dome-camera-1080p-hd-wireless-ip-cam-indoor-security-surveillance-cloud-service-4307489.html

https://www.jumia.co.ke/amazon-cloud-storage-camera-291-series-wifi-cam-home-security-surveillance-ip-camera-26497806.html?seller_product=1

https://www.jumia.co.ke/generic-wintin-wireless-security-camera-ip-camera-wifi-home-cctv-camera-1080p-720p-audio-surveillance-p2p-night-vision-baby-monitor-cam-white-xinjin-14840698.html

https://www.jumia.co.ke/dahua-hac-t1a11pdahua-hdcvi-ir-eyeballdome-camera-white-27615447.html

https://www.jumia.co.ke/hikvision-cctv-camera-dome-with-night-vision-26497981.html

Now the temperature of like tea or coffee u r taking using the digital thermometer in the link below where if the beverage becomes cold tell ya wife or Girl-friend and vice versa to warm it a little bit until it reaches the temperature u desire not to spoil ya teeth or make ya teeth grow numb or maybe make ya over-sweet to make ya want to bathe again, while tired, b4 u retire to ya bed or talk a walk on the hot humid summer weather. Dude think smart but let it be twice bro. “The truth is right here with us and we cant hide or escape from it bro and thats the bottom line no kidding dude“

https://www.jumia.co.ke/generic-or-lcd-refrigerator-freezer-fridge-digital-thermometer-temperature-50-110-c-8911474.html

Looking 4 CV OR CV-S Store as corona virus is cv or locating the hurled Gold wanting free things bro, i now know ya period.

Traditions of a tribe like the jumping of masai at the airport goes along with poverty and sympathy, as the nations develops to became like among the 1st world it means traditions got no place cause now u r par eliminating the above, if u insist with the same it breeds spirit and that’s what happening in Kenya with the police beatings to signal ya the character of Big bodied people of not listening and the rampant shootings in SA as they still hold to traditions. If u insist on the above it means u want to trample on a certain tribe which can turn on ya like with the big bodied people above or like the luo tribe now starting say they are this and that to no end.

Corona virus has cure and its grown ginger, Kemri ought to have investigated this and tell people to stop the beating of grown ups who are anti-masai gimmicks and that’s what is monitored during the day then if u walk bad at dusk a rod on ya. They wanna make money with the sanitation placed to wash ya hands, its open dude, stop, like those soap bottles are taken back and more hand wash added and sticker place on them and sold again, even at the scrap metal base they opt 4 the same. Now they monitor how u eat, how much u spend cause the nation is poor as the gimmicks like making extra-key is now eliminated by combination padlocks in trucks along the way and businesses as well, so they brought the curfew so u buy food during the day to monitor the mentioned above cause at dusk u get along the roadside venders and u buy not known, so the curfew is to bar the vendors from selling to u or to bar u from getting into their houses to buy. Friends which nation is governed that way, it should be like national park and if u behave bad with food its your kins and friends to advice ya on the same period. Masai cant eat in people houses even if the bulk of the national cake made in their lands, the Govt ought to have come up with a law suit to take like 2-3 % of net pay of every civil servant to see into the above like people who are coming from those lands where like Tea, coffee, cement, horticulture are grown- to cater 4 their hunger so they don’t behave like the above that they have been sidelined cause its crystal clear civil servants are paid from the above. But now its too little too late as it now calls 4 separation among every tribe as they have learnt making gadgets and ammunition as well they can use against another and say its the police, u can collect made like guns in 1 base but in the dark somewhere they are still making, its just a sample bro. Separate the nation stop game among ethnic lines, can save the situation big time. I wont be writing everyday b4 u come up with again another gimmick, what next after corona dude, gangsters, answer me dude?

They culture corona virus place in conducive gas cylinders b4 transferring into like small perfume spray to facilitate the above which if u unearth makes the govt anxious to sent the police as the corona curfew deal is havocked.

What’s happening in Kenya we put the blame on ICC, cause its them who allowed the orchestrators of PEV to still be rulers to champion the above maybe after being bribed to facilitate the agendas of the Mr. Big Man as The White community. If u talk ill of the masai blooded they are unto ya at dusk if u walk bad marking ya cloth of the day u r wearing bro.

https://www.standardmedia.co.ke/article/2001358331/tuju-fights-sh1-5b-loan-case-ruling-by-uk-court

The link above represents areas where the said loving good life Mr. big man but somehow lazy, wants to invest by the cash gotten from the corona saga as explained above. Their plans are to get women which they will never get as other spheres have as well come up with innovations as I tell you to click the link to see and saying Kenyans where are you or just bickering, accept u r poor or it calls 4 violence against the govt cause is sickening and tiring dude!!! They plan to stay a float capitalizing cash gotten from this saga like buying E-motorbikes, buses and put them on roads as well as like medium ships to place into Lake Victoria to take people to Uganda and Tanzania promising huge reaps as profits. Folks we want to see their next over-ambitious plan or-else it calls 4 massacre period, don’t get me in a bind dude, I aint championing 4 violence but a better world 4 all on it and that’s my text dude. Get busy boy!!!!

Traditions don’t take ya anywhere like with the latest innovations below, their is nothing like playing orutu with the luo or planting ng'ou tree or jumping at the airport with the masai or bull-fighting with the luya or listening to lingala with tipsy mean claiming that’s why they are innovative or watching EPL it calls 4 creative thinking and that’s final dude and its impeccable.

https://pixabay.com/images/search/padlocks/

https://www.jumia.co.ke/door-locks/

https://www.jumia.co.ke/generic-home-security-3-combination-travel-suitcase-luggage-bag-code-lock-zipper-padlock-blue-12683044.html

https://www.jumia.co.ke/generic-dc-renz-door-lock-16913530.html

https://www.jumia.co.ke/generic-app-intelligent-password-lock-android-ios-app-unlock-anti-theft-security-combination-padlock-indoor-12947188.html

https://www.jumia.co.ke/generic-4-digit-combination-password-key-box-wall-mount-safety-lock-organizer-case-tool-9167530.html

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Combination-Padlocks/b?node=1938664031

https://www.amazon.co.uk/s?k=combination+door+locks&i=diy&rh=n%3A1938664031&page=2&qid=1585383790&ref=sr_pg_2

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Fesjoy-Digital-Keyless-Keypad-Combination/dp/B083NYBTQ2/ref=sr_1_32?keywords=combination+door+locks&qid=1585383811&s=diy&sr=1-32

https://www.amazon.co.uk/AllRight-Digital-Button-Keypad-Locks/dp/B01ANF6LGS/ref=sr_1_17_sspa?keywords=combination+door+locks&qid=1585383811&s=diy&sr=1-17-spons&psc=1&spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUEzQTVLNjJKTkVKRFFNJmVuY3J5cHRlZElkPUEwMDk1NDQ4Mkw1UTNVOVM2NEdFSiZlbmNyeXB0ZWRBZElkPUEwNzgyOTI2NzdUQkZLVUFWUVVBJndpZGdldE5hbWU9c3BfYXRmX25leHQmYWN0aW9uPWNsaWNrUmVkaXJlY3QmZG9Ob3RMb2dDbGljaz10cnVl

The repairs of old door locks are crying foul as with the digital combination ones which many opt 4 cause their is no duplicate with opening keys and no-repair as when u 4get passcode u buy a new 1 or when have hitches u do the same. If many replace them, it means the repairs above will be rendered useless and jobless unless they venture into another field altogether which as well proves cumbersome.

Manze ule mama mwenye anafanya Princeton University as library assistant, ule mkenya says Raymond sharply getting into kebi conversation, but kebi comprehends and says huyo, that 1 in English. Manze alinipa jobo katika ile hoteli karibu na hiyo shule, sikukuwa na do mtu wangu, vile alinipa, nilirukia, nikasunguwa nikasuguwa nikasunguwa, mtu wa mine and guess what ndiyo hiyo 30 bucks mkononi taslimu. A 1 hour job beste wa mine!!!!

Kwani wanataka nini, kana kwamba wanakuangalia kama nyama hanged kwenye butcher mtu wa mine. Kuna kitu jomba says Rodgers.

Choppers are 4 the poor sympathizers and any1 who owns or ride on such is known that way, the rich-man sympathizers ride on light aircraft pictured below. Choppies are book warmers and most are from the Ghetto, most rich kids are dummies and if any cleaver most have the paper previously which if captured and placed on a tumblr a/c with the index number then the subject name or abv then the whole exam stealing saga atrophies. I left banking along time and stop liasing with hooligans to like sturb me with a knife which they investigate if I have as well as the policeman in it as much as lecturers. Sudden death, die hard and make sure u die ya own death bro. If I got the knife they join hands and break it wanting me to buy another 1, u gay, fuck u, u glutton, we know the cloth u r wearing weather black or gray or the writtings, it will be used against ya like to eliminate ya by shooting ya from up above like from a chopper. Even if u die, now its better, we have known how gadgets are made, unless u know how to communicate with the devaura which if u don’t know we kill ya 1st, cause u r a bother but if u can we can give ya 2nd chance. Ya corpse taken if incase with rude kids, place under dough, plastic or glass bottle, old shoes, chaff, cereals or old clothes to make mini-misiles to follow big sent missiles like in the link below where in the dark they hurl like cold milk unto the above and boom an armoured mini-misile is formed. 4 rude strong bones adults they are used to make big trucks like in the link below

https://www.dreamstime.com/photos-images/missile.html

https://www.navistar.com/navistar/

https://www.kanyidaily.com/2016/08/first-ever-tanzanian-made-helicopter-to.html

https://www.123rf.com/stock-photo/light_aircraft.html?sti=lavfo1s78tadzwfxyh|

Coconuts when placed like in dough makes as well as Nofuel china generator and u can google that bro to see or the automated vending machines in the link below while dough placed like making mandazi with garlic inside makes smartphone or small gadgets like watches, pulse rate readers, thermometers etc. Phones as well can be made with cattle tongue under the hurl cold water unto them in the dark

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.safeboda.passenger&hl=en

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Cheapest-price-WQ-48-egg-incubator_60290034675.html?spm=a2700.8293689.youMayAlsoLike.3.38c067affsfDH8

https://www.shutterstock.com/search/automatic+vending+machine

The above automated vending machines are dollar or Euro enabled as well you can talk to the manufacturer to make which can accept ya currency and even pubs atrophies as much as shops provided is like armored and seats are heavy to break and thereby u got wireless camera to monitor your like alcohol pub or ya shop. Make work easy don’t struggle with loss in business attributed to theft from timing customers and miscalculation give customer much than they want, don’t get me in a bind women “it aint ejaculation” but am talking about balance to the client maybe out of being tipsy or faulty machines like calculator The above is also done not to allow the boda boda riders create a pool conducive 4 hooliganism, make them not know each other but to be a 1 man guitar fail to which tantamount to warrant of arrest if the local police are prudent in their management period

Click the link below to get a glimpse of Jamaica made motorbikes

https://www.shutterstock.com/search/harley+davidson+bike

Click the link below to get a glimpse of 1st solar powered Tv from Tanzania, Kenyans where are u in this are bro, shut up dude, stop accuses and wanting free things lest u r silenced

https://plugintheworld.com/news/mobisol-launches-43inchtv/

https://www.mobisol.co.tz/packages/sts

Get a glimpse of Akon built city in the link below https://edition.cnn.com/2018/06/25/africa/akon-launch-crypto-city-senegal/index.html

1st solar powered smartphone made in kenya images in the link below

https://www.dotsavvyafrica.com/dotsavvy-launches-juasimu-the-worlds-first-solar-powered-smartphone/

Made in kenya solar panels in the link below

http://www.m-kopa.com/m-kopa-goes-made-in-kenya-with-pv-panels/

A man allowing police to cane him and just laughing as its pure jokes as corona virus medication is grown ginger period dude, “Open gimmicks dude amongst dignitaries not criminals“

If u opt to make ya own mini-ship to save as new 1 maybe expensive using the E-small car engine to propel it then the below digital speedometer will be of great help to ya in the link below or with ya made siren gas propelled machine like with cars or bus

https://www.jumia.co.ke/catalog/?q=digital+speedometer

https://www.google.com/search?q=images+of+digital+speedometers&tbm=isch&source=univ&client=firefox-b-d&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwirvI2Y-b_oAhUN8hQKHXGLBDQQsAR6BAgKEAE&biw=1280&bih=910

With ya made boat crossing the atlantic maybe from Dakar, senegal to NY USA u can use the direction compass in the link below not to get the other side and get lost all together but makes ya stay abreast in ya way untill u reach ya desired destination. You of little faith period

https://www.google.com/search?q=images+of+digital+direction+compass&tbm=isch&source=univ&client=firefox-b-d&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjKvcXC-b_oAhUJlhQKHd6QCycQsAR6BAgKEAE&biw=1280&bih=910#imgrc=WFv5mh9w7wpQuM

owhowo matek, stupid!!!!, the small nations after mexico is the gimmick they sell their artificial tea or coffee USA and mexico, they got star bucks there as well as MC Donald, Dillon, Walmart and more where they sell much of their iced tea products

Click the link below to get full information on Cameroon made bus yet nations like Kenya are still prouding themselves and looking 4 like tata bus company to set their plant in the nation. Kenyans where are u dude?

https://www.224digitalmedia.com/?p=9779

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OFFAL HUNT REMASTER LIVEBLOG // CHAPTER 9

oh goody!

well this is it. the Date Chapter. the chapter, in which, the Date happens. lowkey im so fucking hype for this stupid goddamn chapter AAAAAAAAAAAA this is when the sexy got kicked up about seven notches and i know its gonna be a fucking twenty from here on out so LETS GO LESBIANS LETS GO

“Is this your date, Ms. Fall?” he asked.

Cinder didn’t look away from Glynda. “Mhm.”

STRAIGHT OUT OF THE GODDAMN GATE WE DIDN’T EVEN HAVE A SECOND TO EVEN GATHER OURSELVES JUST STRAIGHT UP HUH!!!!!!!!! ‘is this your date’ im legally dead

What the fuck.

already im fucking THRIVING im so glad this chapter’s mood got encapsulated within the first ten seconds and im definitely gonna have to re-read this chapter for the full unannotated experience OOOOOOOOOH MY GOD IM SO READY

Glynda’s thoughts ricocheted inside her head like coins left in a dryer. A part of her couldn’t understand what was happening and disengaged. The rest of her, grasping for purchase in all this, reasoned that going with Cinder was better than staying here confused, alone, and utterly displaced.

glynda ‘i aint ever had a gf before’ goodwitch at her PEAK right here. like GOD shes gone from ‘cinder’s trying to murder me’ to ‘cinder just plopped me right into a date’ like CINDER. CINDER YR CHANGING GEARS SO FAST. YOU DIDNT EVEN SEND FLOWERS OR ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

is it because shes a u-haul lesbian or

Higher, Glynda realized the dress itself was backless, revealing the black tattoo she’d seen so often before, perfectly centered between sharp shoulder blades.

this gay energy is BONKERS, quite frankly??????? where did cinder get her dress from? why does she have it? did she buy it just for this fuckery? or will she pull the ‘i just had a this lil number laying around’ line????????? does she wanna seduce glynda to death?????? was this PLANNED OR DID SHE JUST DECIDE SHE WANTED A DATE AND WTH LIFE REALLY IS SHORT ON REMNANT THESE DAYS?????????? cinder fall please explain your workings to the class

maybe Glynda wasn’t the only one who’d become adept at reading her opponent.

👏 when 👏 will 👏 they 👏 kiss 👏 already 👏👏👏👏

me: this is a slowburn also me: if u assholes dont give me this in the next ten seconds-

“Unarmed? As if you could be so helpless.”

cinder’s style of flirting is just. commentating on a person’s deadliness. that’s IT it’s the only TRICK SHE HAS and its working, is the thing,

im reading the description of the table and remembering the shitpost and oh my god i have to draw this???? hell IS real!!!!!! COULDNT YALL JUST TOSS EM IN A PLAIN BOX,

Cinder eyed her from her bastion of dark cushions,

cinder, ass-deep in cushions: this is peak cuddle territory come and join me

Cinder, for her part, seemed delighted Glynda had noticed. Touching the pendant more gently than Glynda might have ever thought her capable of, Cinder said, “Yours? You didn’t seem to mind parting with it.”

im still deeply enjoying this powermove the novelty NEVER wears off (and at risk of light spoilers i do enjoy its place in this story 👀)

Cinder let the necklace drop, settling against the swell of her bust once more,

/lightly coughs 👀👀👀

im losing my MIND at how gay this bit is i physically cannot HANDLE IT and if they even describe the meal once im gonna pop off cause i am. SO HUNGRY RN. AAAAAAAAAAAA

Cinder indicated a dish of lamb and vegetables, served on a bed of rice and drizzled in some sort of sauce.

SRY THIS ISNT GAY BUT OH MY GOD IM SO HUNGRY I WANNA E A T I T THAT SOUNDS SO GOOD UGHGHGHGHGHGH WHY DID THIS CHAPTER HAVE TO BE TODAY OF ALL THE DAYS,

Glynda cleared her throat, working out: “The Grimm.”

like. GOD WE KNOW GLYNDA IS JUST SO FUNCTIONALLY BAD AT CONVERSATION BUT OF ALL THE THINGS glynda please just. just. stop thinking abt her sexy tattoos for a fifth of a second,

“You can control them.” A sedate blink. For all the world, Glynda might have just commented on the weather.

which is a faux pas for a date!!!!!!!!!!! at least tell her the DRESS IS SEXY WE ALL KNO WHATS WHAT YR THINKIN ABT

Glancing down as though it were being pointed out to her for the first time, Cinder shrugged and adjusted the end of the glove a little higher on her bicep. “And?”

a quick aside im enjoying how like... visually expressive cinder is in this remaster! i can see her facial expressions and her motions really clearly in my mind’s eye which is a fun little boon if only because i have to redraw this nonsense hjsgdfjhfksgd but cinder’s got a Good Face this time around! A QUALITY FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You should know by now, there’s something about you that’s simply irresistible to Grimm.”

HERE COMES THE PLOT (and a single surviving line so far... this one sentence has survived all the world could throw at it... we stan)

Cinder straightened, and Glynda saw that this was what she’d been waiting for.

“It isn’t every day the great Glynda Goodwitch kneels before her adversary, is it?”

HELLO??????????????????????????? WHATS THIS WORDING????????? honestly tho for a second i thought she meant like. quite literally and i thought id missed some PROPER SHIT RIGHT THERE BUT YEAH WTH!!!!!!! C I N D E R

“You cheated. You can’t beat me on your own.”

yes glynda we gathered that yr a top

“Really, Glynda? Poison?” she sneered, something like offense simmering in her expression. “After all this?”

looks at the camera

anyway,

god im literally losing grasp of words to say because theres such a charged mood in this scene............. theyre brushing fingers............ trading jabs.......... im slurpin it up babey!!!!!!!! this rly is the BEST remaster of this whole scene it DESERVES this wordcount!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Beat you,” Cinder corrected. “And call it a point of pride.”

yes cinder we gathered yr a brat,

this dynamic is why this fic is so fuckign good when will winter have a swift return to add even more fuckery to this wild ride

Then, with a heavy-lidded look, Cinder found Glynda’s hand between them, the touch so sudden and daring that Glynda flinched. The fabric of those gloves was smooth against Glynda’s flesh, and for all that cruelty had marked every other instance of contact between them, Cinder was surprisingly gentle.

whomp there go my nuts

WHAT IS THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO MADE THE EXECUTIVE CHOICE TO ADD THIS LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELLO???????????? im losing my BRAINCELLS

What she wasn’t ready for was for Cinder to guide her hand to her own throat and hold it there.

THERE IS IT THERE’S THE KINK IT’S BEEN SPOTTED

oh my GOD what even IS THIS WHO ADDED THIS SECTION WHO ALLOWED THIS TO COME TO P A S S WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS RN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELLO????????? HEWWO??????????

Now… Now Cinder interested her.

tbh how can i liveblog this? what commentary can i POSSIBLY add that we arent already all THINKING. we just launched into a level of hell so deep that lucifers gonna have to pull some goddamn tricks to follow us down here!!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS THIS SCENE! THIS MOMENT! IM SCREAMING

Glynda mirrored the expression back at him, and finally, he coughed, not making strong eye contact with either of them. He set their plate before them and hurried out without so much as a check-in.

i just KNEW that was gonna happen JHGDSFGJHKSDF he was gonna walk in on SMTHNG but i didnt think itd be CINDER’S CHOKING KINK,

okay i took a break and ate my weight in roast chicken and we’re back babey

Almost nervously, her fingers carded through her own dark hair, and there, among the locks, Glynda spotted a glimpse of something white, structured and ridged.

AND I AM INSTANTLY KNOCKED BACK UPON MY ASS 👈W👈H😨A👈T👈

It was easier to ignore the rest of it—whatever it was.

glynda you are a fool and a moron im withering into DUST

On no level had she expected those to be Glynda’s words.

then what... did she expect... well probably -- and rightly so -- ‘bitch WHAT ARE THOSE’ TBH

wait sorry i have to jump back because i forgot customary fingerguns on the most brazen bit of Shit yet:

Cinder was occupying herself with something else: the head of a dragon, perched over the door and staring down at the two of them with red, glossy eyes.

👈👈👈😎👈👈👈

okay BACK TO THE FIC

Fangs snapped together around the word.

aka back to me horni

/chanting TEETH! TEETH! TE

okay but the reason i doubled back to catch that fingergun is because we’re getting ass-deep into plot now!!!!!!!!!!! WITCHES AND DRAGONS BABEY......... HERE’S WHAT OFFAL HUNT IS ALL ABT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i cant rly drop more fingerguns than that because any astute reader will start realising the dots im shouting abt and honestly half the fun of this fic is the ride so >:3c

“Funny. I was sure he would have told you.”

that blow was so low i think cinder hit the concrete with that one

oh god theyre gonna get to the bit and i-

“Is that what all of this has been about? You called me here to remind me that I'm autistic?”

/SCREAMS

The words were delivered firmly, calmly, but Cinder’s response was the opposite, sudden upheaval seizing her. Her expression opened in something akin to panic. “Wh—no? What? No! That's not what I—”

/SCREAMS

oh my GOD CINDER YOU HAVE FUCKED UP LEGENDARILY!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD SHE WAS FELL ASS-FIRST ONTO A LANDMINE OH MY GOD

offal hunt v1 cinder: im totally in control and im playing glynda every step of the way

offal hunt v2 cinder: OH JESUS OH FUCK OH NO THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT-

Cinder seemed genuinely stressed now, speaking quicker as though trying to bury the last sixty seconds.

i knew this remaster would have sections that would blow me away but this bit really took the fcuking cake DGHSJFSJHFDG holy SHIT this is AMAZING

It was difficult to tell in the low light, but if Glynda wasn't mistaken, there was a bright flush of embarrassment coloring Cinder’s cheeks.

this is SUCH prime content hey remember in one of the early liveblogs that cinder would descend into full dork? WELL THE DESCENT CAME EARLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /pops bottles

“Cinder.” There was a very real line of threat in Glynda’s tone. “Don’t.”

oh this whole scene just keeps getting better i am LOVING this dynamic now!!!!!!! before it was all pretty one-sided so having the conversation rock back and forth is 👌👌👌

That Witch soul of yours—it was designed to void out everything but the prey before you. To be numb to all human emotion. To focus on the hunt and nothing else.

finally the fruit of 50% of my fingerguns COMES TO LIGHT!!!!!!!!!!! PLOT PLOT PLOT

“This is bullshit.” Jabbing an accusing finger at Cinder, Glynda said, “You’re a liar. You’re a criminal!”

i LOVE glyndas pottymouth in this its such a good like... change from her being strict and formal and teachery and now shes full on gremlin huntress hell YES BABY!!!!!!!!!! GO OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“There’s all kinds of things I bet he never told you.” Cinder continued. “Did you know he was close to your predecessor? The Witch who came before you—they were inseparable.”

SRY IM LIKE STRUGGLIN TO COMMENTATE because so much of this like. speaking as an Old-Ass Reader this is like. a LOT! A LOT HAS CHANGED and yet,,,, stayed the same,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, yall kids WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL CHAPTER LIKE................ 15 FOR THIS SHIT (but like. chapter 15 was different because this chapter used to be like chapter 7? so now everythings moved along so chapter 15 doesnt sound that impressive but trust me it was a different fic back then)

When they fell away, burnt and ruined, she could see Cinder’s bare arms for the first time. The red lines drawn across her skin sloped down the entire length of her arms, circling her elbows, carved into her wrists. They ended right at her hands, ensuring any long-sleeved garment would hide them. Every covered inch of her was filled like a canvas, like abstract art.

lets pause the fight scene for glynda to be gay!!!!! god im. okay look i said this earlier but im so glad we have more cinder like this tbh. the first version was rly lacking w/ cinder content until late-game when the plot sorta. got itself going? but now we’re eye-deep in this content i LOVE cinder i love this WEIRDO who is a HUGE LOSER and IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM LOVE HER SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And Glynda could not dispel the fear that she had been telling the truth.

and after committing Some Amount In Damages, we’re at the end of the chapter!

okay so i really enjoyed this version SO MUCH MORE. everything abt it was polished and worked together so much better and it really needed the space to breathe in its own chapter. its been horny, gay, intense, hilarious, and way more in one chapter and its SO good this really is PEAK offal hunt!!!!!!!!!!!! good job diesel and kc but im still going to murder you both,

#rwby #offal hunt #liveblog

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rating: T for swearing and mild emotional distress

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relationships: enjolras/grantaire

Enjolras tries to drive home. He gets about halfway there before tears well up in his eyes and he has to pull into a corner store’s parking lot. He shuts off his car and rests his head on the steering wheel as he tries to control his breathing.

He calls Combeferre.

“Enjolras? Wh- it’s three in the morning,” Combeferre says on the other line, voice raspy from sleep. “Are you okay?”

Enjolras takes in a deep breath before replying. “We fought.”

Courfeyrac chimes in, a little distant from the phone, it seems, but clear enough. “You two always fight.”

“I’m putting you on speaker,” Combeferre says.

“I know we always fight. We… I…” He takes in another breath, trying to focus on what he’s saying. “We didn’t really fight. I don’t think it was a real fight, anyway. He just…” And he chokes back a sob. His abdomen tightens and twists, though he doesn’t really notice; he can’t stop thinking of the uncertainty showing on Grantaire’s face - the hurt, the insecurity.

“I love him, guys.”

“We know.”

“He doesn’t.”

“Sure he does!” Courfeyrac’s voice lifts a few octaves. “Who else are you willing to get naked around?”

Combeferre shushes Courfeyrac. “Why do you think-”

“Because he... He said he loves me. And I fucking -” a choked sob, “I froze, god, I’m so fucking stupid.”

“So you froze, what’s the big deal -”

“He left, Courf. He got up and ran.” With a look of terror on his face.

“But you were at his apartment?”

“I have no fucking idea where he went, I checked the cafe and the bar, but he doesn’t wanna see me, I fucked it up, he thinks I’m -”

Combeferre shushes Enjolras, now. “Do you think you can come home? I’ll make some hot cocoa, and warm up that cake you liked so much.”

Not much of a phone conversation, Enjolras thinks, but agrees, and does his best to hold back tears as he drives back to the apartment he shares with Combeferre.

Combeferre is waiting with a blanket and a glass of cocoa, with a peppermint candy cane in it, and a place of warm cake on the coffee table.

“I froze,” Enjolras repeats. Combeferre lays a hand on his back comfortingly. Courfeyrac anxiously paces the living room.

“You froze. He ran.”

Enjolras hums. We’ve already been through this.

“He must have thought you were mad,” Combeferre says. His voice is soothingly even, that’s a talent of his - he can always manage to comfort Enjolras. “He jumps to conclusions, you know that. He must think you don’t feel the same -”

“God, I fucked it all up.”

“Try texting him?”

“I’d call him,” Courfeyrac interjects.

Combeferre nods. “Yeah, that, actually. What were you doing when he said it?”

“Cuddling, sort of? On the couch. We watched a movie.”

Enjolras, in all his anxiety, has already finished the cocoa and cake. Combeferre lets Enjolras rest his head on his shoulder. “I don’t think I could call him.”

Courfeyrac decidedly sits next to Enjolras on the couch, rubbing his shoulder sweetly - it’s been a while since Enj has needed this sort of comfort, but they fall into the rhythm quickly. “Enj, love, if I were you,” he sighs, “I’d give him his space. You know how stubborn he is.” Enjolras nods - once, Grantaire said, laughing, “I’m a Taurus, being stubborn is my job.” It was funny at the time. Enjolras can’t laugh, now. “You can text him. Let him know you’re not upset with him, tell him you were just shocked. He probably won’t read them, now, but he’ll read them later.”

Enjolras’s phone buzzes on the coffee table and Combeferre picks it up. “It’s from Bahorel,” He says, relieved, and shows Enjolras the screen.

Bahorel (3:47 AM): grantaire’s being an idiot rn

Another text comes in seconds later.

Bahorel (3:48 AM): listen dude i know he’s overreacting but… (Enjolras then opens his messages to see the full text.) you gotta let him know how you feel. i don’t know what happened but he’s freaking the fuck out

Bahorel (3:48 AM): he keeps saying you don’t love him and i know for damn sure that isn’t true

Bahorel (3:48 AM): just text him or something okay. he’s not mad i think he’s just sad

Bahorel (3:49 AM): luv you xx hope it works out

Enjolras huffs a little, wanting to smile at Bahorel’s instantly-nurturing nature.

You (3:50 AM): I’m going to give him some space, get some sleep. I’ll text him in the morning. Tell him that. I know he probably doesn’t want a text from me right now.

Bahorel (3:50 AM): he may not think he does but he does. he’s starting to pass out so yeah text him in the morning x

Enjolras falls asleep on his couch, and wakes up late. His eyes hurt; they’re swollen, from crying last night. He has a text from almost every one of his friends - he expected this, because Bahorel doesn’t know how to keep his mouth shut, neither does Courfeyrac, so between the two of them, everyone had to find out.

Jehan (6:23 AM): I heard what happened. You should text him. I can help you with that.

Marius (7:31 AM): hey i hope ur feeling ok

Cosette (7:46 AM): Call me later we need to talk

Eponine (8:09 AM): i’ll fucking kill you if you don’t patch things up with him i swear to god

Feuilly (9:45 AM): I’m here if you need to talk buddy :(

Bossuet (10:32 AM): Hey r is here he says you hate him? Did you fight? :( Talk to him soon he looks like he’s been crying.

Joly (10:34 AM): Come get your mans we all have work

Musichetta (10:40 AM): I’m taking the boys to work, if R isn’t out of here by the time I get off tonight, you’re getting the death penalty. I love him, but you need to work shit out.

Musichetta (10:41 AM): I love you, too, jsyk. Stop being stupid. Talk to him.

Courf (11:04 AM): hehy i had to leave for work but i will interrogate you on my break you need to talk to r he loves you n so do i you looked so sad. i hope ur feeling better. Gotta go in now love u xx

Combeferre (12:21 PM): You awake? I’m bringing burgers.

1-555-XXX-XXXX (12:42 PM): its gavroche i stole ur number off ponine i heard what happened im on the way to lunch rn so i cant talk but you better fucking talk to him

Gavroche (12:43 PM): u dont wanna get ur ass kicked by a teenager

Enjolras’s eyes water as he reads the next message.

R♥ (12:57 PM): hey sorry about last night. its cool if you wanna like . break up. i thought we were there and i was wrong. im sorry.

He locks his phone and tosses it onto the couch next to him, resting his head in his hands, willing away tears. He feels a warmth and a depression in the couch on the other side; Combeferre comes bearing a cheeseburger and hand-cut fries. “From that gelato place on 6th you like so much. I got gelato, too, but you were still asleep when I got home.”

Enjolras takes the place graciously, and notices that there’s already a cool glass of water on the coffee table for him. Can you be alive and still be made a saint? Enjolras thinks, idly, as he chews. His phone buzzes, and on instinct, he looks down at it.

R♥ (1:17 PM): you there?

R♥ (1:18 PM): i know i fucked up but the silent treatment still kinda sucks

Enjolras sighs deeply and sets his plate on the table, picking up his phone.

You (1:18 PM): Yeah, I’m here. Sorry. I slept late. Give me a minute, to type up what I want to say, okay?

You (1:19 PM): And I’m not mad. You didn’t fuck up.

R♥ (1:20 PM): you can say that but it’s not gonna change my mind.

Another deep sigh, and at that point, Combeferre squeezes Enjolras’s shoulder gently, then stands and goes to his bedroom.

It takes a minute to type it all up. He’s sure his food is getting cold. He doesn’t care.

You (1:31 PM): I’m sorry. I’m so, so fucking sorry. I froze. I didn’t know what to do, because I’m an idiot, and I’ve never felt anything like this before, it’s new, and I’m not used to not knowing what to do. You know that. So I froze. I fucked up, so badly. You deserve so much more than that. Grantaire, I don’t hate you. I don’t dislike you. I can’t get mad at you, or at least I can’t stay mad, because every time I see your face, I lose my ability to form words, you’re so fucking beautiful in a way I can’t begin to describe. And then you open your stupid mouth and even though you piss me off a lot I can’t be mad that you said anything because your voice is like fucking velvet and you drive me nuts every second you speak because I want to kiss you but that’ll make you stop talking. Please don’t ever stop talking to me. Listening to you talk is like reading the most interesting book in the world; the Library of Alexandria pales in comparison. You always say I’m an angel, but I think you’re confused, you’re so gentle and kind, behind all that sarcasm and bitterness is a sweetheart who just wants to see people smile; I’ve seen the way you are around kids and sometimes that makes me think maybe I want kids, I want kids with you, because you’re so fucking sweet to them it hurts. You’re so fucking talented, I’ve never cared for art or music but yours makes me feel in a way that makes Monet and Bach look like pussies. Just as a note: I can’t tell you what to do, but if you ever cut your hair, I think I’ll die, because you have the most beautiful hair in the world and I want to spend the rest of my life playing with it. Your eyes are so incredible and I know you see me staring sometimes, but you never comment on it, because you’re amazing like that, and I fucking love you, Grantaire.

You (1:32 PM): I love you so fucking much, and I froze, and I hurt you, but I want you to know that I love you.

You (1:32 PM): I don’t want you to ever think I don’t love you.

You (1:32 PM): I love you.

You (1:33 PM): And I’m well aware I’ve just written you a full-length novel. Sorry haha

Enjolras sees Grantaire typing for a second, then the dots disappear. They reappear again, then disappear - this repeats a few times before Enjolras actually gets a message.

R♥ (1:35 PM): holy shit

R♥ (1:35 PM): just

R♥ (1:36 PM): you made me cry you shithead

R♥ (1:36 PM): can you like. come over? Combeferre’s home on his lunch break right

You (1:36 PM): Yeah, let me get dressed, first. Give me, like, half an hour and I’ll be there.

R♥ (1:37 PM): ok

R♥ (1:37 PM): i love you

R♥ (1:37 PM): aaAAA i’m still nervous about saying that!!!!!!!!!!

You (1:38 PM): :’) Cute. I love you too.

R♥ (1:38 PM): !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Enjolras gets dressed in a rush, throwing on a band tee and those black jeans that Grantaire loves.

He gets to Grantaire’s place in 15 minutes flat.

He doesn’t even really need to knock on the door - Grantaire swings it open and pulls him into the apartment, kissing him fiercely, pushing him against the wall.

Enjolras lays his hands on R’s hips, while R lands one hand on Enjolras’s chest, the other cupping his cheek, rubbing gentle circles with his thumb.

When Grantaire pulls away, he’s panting, his cheeks are rosy and his eyes are watering. He stares up at Enjolras; there’s a heartbreaking uncertainty behind those eyes - he waits for Enjolras to speak. Enjolras rests his forehead against Grantaire’s, taking his hands in his own. Blue eyes meet deep brown, and for a moment, Enjolras is enchanted. Back to business, he thinks.

“Grantaire.” Grantaire hums in response, and holds up on of Enjolras’s hands to kiss his fingers. “I love you.”

There’s a shaky exhale. Then R is pulling Enjolras impossibly tight, burying his head in Enj’s shoulder, quivering as he whispers, “I love you so fucking much.” Enjolras can’t help but smile as he presses a kiss to Grantaire’s neck.

Well, that’s the shortest fight we’ve ever had, Enjolras thinks.

#enjoltaire #enjolras #grantaire #les mis #fanfiction

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