#rincewind x twoflower

[feedthepigeons]

I know this has probably been done before and this meme is kinda old already, but I just couldn't help myself~

#im not really happy how rincewind turned out #he doenst look enough like a wet chihuahua #if that makes any sense #but #i love them your honor #and ngl i am proud of this #discworld #discworld twoflower #discworld rincewind #rincewind #twoflower #rincewind x twoflower #terry pratchett #my art #rinceflower

[mx-kit]

Id say calling Rincewind x Twoflower old man yaoi would make Sir Pratchett roll in his grave but it wouldnt if he knew the meaning of the words and that its a term of Endearment hed piss himsen laughin instead.

#terry pratchett #discworld #rincewind #twoflower #rincewind x twoflower #kit talks

[lavenderfables]

Nothing will ever top Rincewind finding out Twoflower was married and has kids. Our wizard Rincewind was the other woman and he didn't even know.

#interesting times #discworld #gnu terry pratchett #rincewind #twoflower #rincewind x twoflower #words from alice #alice rereads #y'all can reblog this if you want #text #novels

[lancrewizzard]

#rincewind #forcing you all to vote for my special little guy #or else

[myfaveisfuckable]

Matchups for v2 round 1

(polls drop July 15 (or so))

Tengen/Rengoku (demon slayer) vs Natsuo Todoroki/ Shigaraki (bnha)

Ochaco/Kirishima (bnha) vs Anakin/commander Fox (star wars)

Ichigo/hollow Ichigo (bleach) vs high school bicycle racing club polycules team (yowamushi pedal, wind breaker)

Mitski/Mirko/inko (bnha) vs odasaku/yosano (Bungo Stray Dogs)

Hinata/Haku (Naruto) vs Mrs White/Yvette (clue 1985)

Asuma/kakashi (Naruto) vs dave/tavros (Homestuck)

Zabuza/kisame (Naruto) vs tenjouin fubuki/manjoume jun (Yu-Gi-Oh GX)

Yor (spy x family)/Haru (fugou keiji) vs rabi ray Rana/sabal (far cry 4)

Curator (the stanley parable)/administrator (TF2) vs medic (TF2)/medical officer Danby (Subnautica)

Yor (spy x family)/morinozuka (Ouran) (academy au) vs matmodean (wheel of time)

Tsume/Tsunade (Naruto) vs Mario/donkey Kong (Mario movie 2023)

Robert chase/chi park (house md) vs winter schnee/Robyn Hill (RWBY)

Phina/linde (fire emblem) vs mal Cobb/eames (inception)

Fierce deity/ghirahim (the legend of Zelda) vs Tamika flynn/Janice palmer

Joseph/god (Christianity) vs garet/the wise one (golden sun)

Isaac/the roof of his house (golden sun) vs ichika/kanade (project sekai)

Jazz/prowl (the transformers) vs Bellamy/Bartolomeo/Cavendish (one piece)

Leon/kazuichi (Danganronpa) vs johnny/the fridge guy (Johnny the homicidal maniac)

The original char aznable/casval daikun (Gundam) vs vera misham/wocky kitaki (ace attorney)

Setsu/yuriko/raqio (gnosia) vs Cecil Gershwin Palmer (wtnv) Carlos Ramirez (Dresden files)

Anna/Daniel (FNAF AR:special delivery) vs Sam (fantasy high)/aelwyn (the seven)

Luis/ness (FNAF AR: special delivery) vs all of the Beatles (irl)/light yagami (death note)/penguins of Madagascar minus skipper (penguins of Madagascar, etc)

Hellucard/guardian angel (eddsworld) vs Danny Fenton (Danny phantom)/randy Cunningham (Randy Cunningham ninth grade ninja

Rincewind the wizzard/twoflower (discworld) vs calendar man/condiment king (dc comics)

Queen ripple/drawcia (Kirby) vs John silver/scroop (treasure planet)

Dante (Devil may cry)/Raiden (metal gear) vs Sesshomaru/hojou (Inuyasha)

Jon connington/Myles toyne (asoiaf) vs lazy/shoji (dairanger)

Gaon/zyuran (zenkaiger) vs jade/terezi (Homestuck)

Tumblr/Reddit vs anzu/tsukasa/junta (romantic killer)

Anzu/saki (romantic killer) vs Peter Parker (spiderman (specifically toby MacGuire)/Spencer Reid (criminal minds)

Captain smollet (treasure planet)/Jane (Disney Tarzan) vs hope/echo (the 100)

Atsushi/Yanagida (Osomatsu-san) vs junta/makoto (romantic killer)

#alright. i THINK that's the current matchups #actually. im gonna post this early<3

[yeoldecryptid]

Happy discount chocolate day everyone. Here are the rare times when I have actually shipped some people:

Rincewind x Twoflower (Discworld): maybe I just really like travelling on a whim stories, but these two have a certain chemistry that seems inherently romantic.

Lucy x Jack x Arthur x Quincy (Dracula): I was getting the vibes (tm) the first time I read the book, but as soon as Lucy did her ‘why do I have to marry one person’ bit, I was completely sold on it.

#discworld #rinceflower #twoflower #rincewind #dracula #dracula daily

[let-me-ascend]

I can't help it. I'm reading The Color of Magic as a romcom

#the color of magic #discworld #rincewind #twoflower #rincewind x twoflower #that tag feels hilarious to even write

[nest-of-bones]

Them <3

#the color of magic #discworld #rincewind #twoflower #rincewind x twoflower #discworld fanart #fanart #my post #my fanart #my art #no image description

[martianapplecrumble]

What if travelling by train existed on the Disc during the first two books? I think Twoflower would love it 🚂

#Rincewind #Twoflower #Rinceflower #Rincewind/Twoflower #rincewind x twoflower #discworld #the colour of magic #the light fantastic #myart

[sandersgrey]

A lot of people who are in a dangerous and inconstant job seem to be able to fall asleep/eat whenever and wherever they can because they dont know when will be the the next time they'll be able to (see: soldiers, sailors, heroes in media)* So: Rincewind falling asleep anywhere and everywhere except where theres immediate danger. In his journey he keeps falling asleep on Twoflower, who didn't mind and possibly still has a few pictures somewhere. Whenever he found food enough he kept some in his pockets just in case. After he came back his tendency to fall asleep whenever he could still holds and he keeps falling asleep in the HEM building during that Roundworld business. Ponder now keeps a stash of blankets and pillows there (they probably needed it anyway, with how often students and professor alike keep falling asleep on top of food). He's the only person in the University, besides the Librarian who isn't exactly human even though he's definitely a person, who can tuck Rincewind in without waking him up startled after that. Ponder thinks it's because Rincewind probably thinks he's the least threatening/dangerous person there and is a little offended, but it's convenient and the wizzard does the same for him, so okay. Rincewind also keeps a stash of potatoes in the Luggage and they never seem to go rotten for some complicated magic reason. (* I know neither so keep in mind my pespective comes exclusively from stories and is not to be trusted irl)

#alex wont shut up #discworld #rincewind #twoflower #ponder stibbons #rinceflower #ponderwind #rincewind x ponder stibbons #rincewind x twoflower

[smalltownfae]

Could you do a Discworld blorbo ask game set?

I still have a long way to go before finishing the series so all of these opinions can change at anytime as I make my way through all of these amazing books. So, I will answer it as I feel right now having read 15 books in the series.

blorbo: Death and Granny Weatherwax (I still can't pick one. I love them both equally)

scrunkly: Carrot. He is really sweet, what can I say? Also, Angua. My babies.

scrimblo bimblo: Mustrum Ridcully. At least I don't see much love for him, but oh man do I love him! He is really ridiculous. I also really like Twoflower even though he was just in the first two books (that I know of)

glup shitto: Nobby Nobbs. Ok, so he is not that obscure when it comes to the city watch books, but I was extremely happy about his brief appearances in "Hogfather" and "Maskerade". Happier than I ever thought I would be because it's fuckin' Nobby! Still... I also really like the Librarian. I don't think any of these are that obscure though ahah Does Mister Teatime count? Oh, ALBERT!

poor little meow meow: Mister Teatime!!! He is so over the top and I love him ahahah I also love Vetinari but he doesn't quite fit this category and he is extremely popular.

horse plinko: Rincewind (I'm sorry)

eeby deeby: I've got nothing :x No discworld character has annoyed me yet. Or at least not one that was memorable.

Thank you so much for the ask :D I am upset that I couldn't mention it since it doesn't fit any of these really but I love Susan too.

#discworld #fandom asks #me: I am a noob. I only read 15 discworld books #15 is a lot ahahah but not when you consider the amount of discworld books in total

[feedthepigeons]

"That’s old Twoflower, Rincewind thought. It’s not that he doesn’t appreciate beauty, he just appreciates it in his own way. I mean, if a poet sees a daffodil he stares at it and writes a long poem about it, but Twoflower wanders off to find a book on botany. And treads on it. It’s right what Cohen said. He just looks at things, but nothing he looks at is ever the same again. Including me, I suspect."

~ Sir Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic

#including me #if you can't tell #these lines are killing me softly #discworld #rincewind #twoflower #discworld rincewind #discworld twoflower #rincewind x twoflower #rinceflower

[the-light-followed]

THE COLOUR OF MAGIC (1983) [DISC. #1; RINCEWIND #1]

Rating: 5/10

Standalone Okay: Yes

Read First: NO.

Discworld Books Masterpost: [x] 

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Ask any Discworld fan, and we’ll all pretty much universally agree that The Colour of Magic isn’t the pinnacle of the Discworld experience.  Nobody really recommends that new readers should start here, even if it is the first book in the series chronologically.  I’m pretty much a writing-order-equals-reading-order purist, for reasons best discussed elsewhere, and even I would absolutely never start people off with this one.  (I tend to go for Going Postal or Wee Free Men—again, for reasons best discussed elsewhere.)

It’s not Pratchett’s best work.  It’s not even his tenth best work.  If I have to rate it (and I do, because that’s kind of the point, here), compared to the rest of Discworld, it’s down at the bottom of my list.

It’s pretty damn good, though, for what it is.

For me, it’s a genuine joy to read the early Rincewind books. This is because, in my head at least, it makes total sense that everything involved in them is baffling and strange when compared to the settled absurdism you get from other Discworld novels.  Further into the series, it all feels a lot more comfortable and fleshed-out: yes, the things Pratchett writes about are often genuinely ridiculous, but usually the setting explains those things and packages them up neatly enough to make them acceptable. And the characters treat everything as perfectly normal, business as usual, so the reader is gently encouraged to do the same.  

Thinking about it, I would argue that a lot of the Discworld shenanigans aren’t all that different from a lot of the real-world nonsense that we all just accept as totally normal.  Discworld nonsense and our nonsense just come from different places. For us, it’s stuff like the fact that some cops still ride horses for absolutely no good reason, or that tipping is part of a server’s pay in an American restaurant, or that water is usually free but we all let movie theaters charge us like $5 for a bottle, and what’s that even about?  In the Discworld, the thieves and assassins have unionized, and if you slip up, it’s entirely possible to just fall right off the edge of the world.  It’s weird, and it’s not exactly fine, but it’s not about to kill us right this second, so we all just let it happen. We accept it.

This is not at all the case for our unwilling protagonist, the original Discworld hero-who-is-absolutely-not-a-hero, Rincewind. He’s scared of everything.  He is a genuine, bona fide coward.  Absolutely everything that happens leaves him baffled, terrified, and/or dismayed, and to tell the truth I unconditionally respect all of this about him, because most of the absolute bullshit nonsense going down around him is baffling, terrifying, and/or simply Not Good, and he and the reader have to learn to live with that together.

Over the course of this one novel, failed-wizard-slash-reluctant-guide Rincewind is:

Involved in burning down large parts of the city of Ankh-Morpork, because he left his friend unsupervised and the city really wasn’t ready for the invention of ‘insurance’ without the accompanying understanding of ‘insurance fraud.’

Chased, threatened, and variously menaced by a sentient suitcase known as the Luggage, which canonically has huge teeth, a mahogany tongue, hundreds of little legs, and an insatiable hunger for the flesh of its owner’s enemies.  Also, it does your laundry if you leave it inside. Isn’t that nice?

Forced into a duel by dragon riders, where he must fight upside-down while wearing boots that basically Velcro-attach their wearers to the ceiling.

Captured, imprisoned, and scheduled to be sacrificed to the anthropomorphic personification of Fate in exchange for success in a scientific endeavor—specifically, checking the biological sex of the giant turtle carrying the Discworld on its back through the universe.

Dropped over the Rimfall, the waterfall at the edge of the Disc, which in Roundworld terminology is something like tripping and falling off the surface of the Earth and flying into the abyss of space.

Repeatedly almost forced to speak one of the Eight Great Spells that created the universe, which will do…something, possibly catastrophic, when spoken.  No one knows exactly what it does.  Rincewind certainly doesn’t.  This spell attached itself parasitically to his brain years ago, and, in the meantime, has shoved all the other wizard-y type things he could have been doing right on out of there.

So, basically, he’s going through a lot.  And this list isn’t everything, just the bits I pulled out by opening my book at random spots and reading a couple of lines.  It kind of makes sense, in my opinion, that things feel a little topsy-turvy.  Shit’s wild.

On top of that, I’d also argue that Pratchett is playing pretty fast and loose with plot and story structure in this book.  It can feel sloppy at times, more like a bunch of little vignettes that have been strung together than a single, coherent storyline. The plot loosely wobbles along the tightrope strung between Rincewind’s uncanny luck, good and bad, and cheerfully-blockheaded-tourist Twoflower’s unstoppable ability to trample through the middle of every single situation that could possibly try to kill him.  Very bad things happen, but somehow, they miraculously fail to die, and so Rincewind is still stuck shepherding Twoflower along through the next incident of someone or something trying to brutally murder them both.  There’s no real greater plot or driving need, just Twoflower with his little camera, wanting to take pictures of every beautiful and dangerous part of the Disc.

If a rabid wolf the size of a bus came up and tried to eat him, Twoflower would take pictures of the inside of its mouth and say, “Oh, wow, I’ve never seen teeth that big before!  Rincewind, won’t you take a picture of me with this magnificent beast?”  And Rincewind wouldn’t answer, because he’d be half a mile away already and still moving fast, with nothing but a cartoon cloud of dust left behind to mark where he’d been.

[Here’s the boys, Rincewind and Twoflower, just doing their best.  From the BBC two-part miniseries called The Colour of Magic, which actually spans the plot of both The Colour of Magic and The Light Fantastic. Yes, that is Samwise Gamgee playing Twoflower, and yes, I did get distracted by that a lot while watching. Twoflower has all of Sam’s earnest faith and absolutely none of his common sense.]

Fun!

The whole thing actually is pretty fun, though.  It’s witty.  It’s got something to say, even if that something is just “hey, aren’t all these identical High Fantasy Adventure books all overdramatic and ridiculous in the exact same ways?”  Pratchett is writing this book as one massive joke he’s telling about the genre, the tropes, and the archetypes, and he does a pretty decent job even by today’s cultural standards, let alone the standards of 1983.  Chances are that any point he’s making here in The Colour of Magic is something he’s going to make again, better, in a later book, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have the seeds of something here.

As a main example, I’ll point out Liessa Dragonlady, who has arguably the biggest role in one of the major conflicts of this book.  Liessa is initially presented as the quintessential High Fantasy barbarian warrior lady, which would typically be more about sex appeal than any actual skill—except that Liessa is actually highly intelligent, 110% more talented and qualified as a leader and warrior than her brothers or literally anyone on the protagonists’ team, and is aware the whole time that she’s struggling against the patriarchy and her society (and the tropes) in trying to take what should be her rightful place as leader of the Wyrmberg.  The sexism exists in the Discworld, not in the writing.

[Liessa from the BBC’s The Colour of Magic, wearing—no joke—a crop top armor chest piece.  Actually, I think it’s technically a bikini, based on the bottom half of the armor.  Or should I say the lack thereof?  Classic.]

Liessa is a decent example of Pratchett’s ability to look at the tropes and the reader’s expectations, and then go and take his writing somewhere else.  But even so, I’d absolutely point to Monstrous Regiment or even Equal Rites first for anyone wanting to read a really solid exploration of femininity and what it means to be a woman in a traditionally ‘masculine’ field.  Or I’d suggest just about any book starring the senior witches or Tiffany Aching for examples of well-rounded female characters that demand respect in a world specifically designed to not want to give it to them.

But that’s just one example.  The Colour of Magic has the seeds of quite a few really good ideas that Pratchett will explore in more depth later on.

I think those seeds are part of what makes The Colour of Magic worth a read at some point, even if it’s never going to be anyone’s favorite Discworld book.  I love seeing the foundations of Future-Discworld, that settled absurdism I was talking about earlier, in this.  We’ve got our proto-Vetinari, long before he had a name, being generically threatening and Machiavellian and as close to ‘cackling evil overlord’ as it’s possible to get without actually cackling, or at least without some sort of thunderstorm rumbling in the background.  Ankh-Morpork is a wonderfully scum-filled cesspit of depravity and immorality.  There’s no effective City Watch to kick things into a rickety and leaking approximation of ship-shape, so it’s probably a good thing that the river Ankh is so thick with pollution that you don’t need a ship to cross it—you can just walk.

There’s even some early conceptualization of Pratchett’s special brand of everyday magic, the kind that will show up over and over again in the Discworld: the idea that even with a reality full of gods and wizards and hyper-powerful, monstrous things, there’s still a lot of power in everyday, ordinary people.

Pratchett is all about belief.  He preaches the importance of the self, in terms of making reality into the place we think it should be.  In Pratchett’s world, the things we believe in matter, and not just in a philosophical sense.  Belief is a real, tangible form of magic—in this book, specifically, Twoflower manages to summon an entire dragon out of nothing, just because he believes strongly enough that dragons should exist the way he’s always dreamed them to be.  In later books, sheer belief and willpower are shown to create and fuel gods and spirits, to contain quasi-demonic entities of vengeance and darkness, and to form the backbone of every other more ‘traditional’ type of magic.  

It’s nice to see the early forms of it here.  I’m not going to get too into it, because it’s going to show up a lot in later books in more significant ways (I’m thinking Hogfather, Small Gods, and even Pyramids) and I don’t want to beat that horse to death just yet, but it’s one of the foundation stones of the Discworld.  It’s somehow comforting to know that it’s been here since the very beginning.

It’s also funny as hell to see the stuff that Pratchett will eventually change, soften, or drop entirely as he settles into the way the Discworld will work.  Did you know there are eight seasons on the Discworld?  And that in my 1985 edition of the book, the footnote where he explains these eight seasons takes up the bottom half of two entire pages?

That’s one single footnote there.  The first ever footnote, even, and it’s almost a full page long and utterly ridiculous.  It’s incredible, and I love it a lot.  I also love that almost none of the details here are ever mentioned again, and if they are, it’s never in a significant or memorable way—and Pratchett certainly doesn’t waste a whole page on any of them ever again.  Well, except for Hogswatch, because Pratchett knows when he’s got a real winner.  It might have taken him thirteen years, but he wrote a whole damn book about it, and we all can agree that Hogfather is a joy and a delight.

Not so much “Autumn Prime,” “Crueltide,” “Winter Secundus,” and blah blah blah etcetera whatever.  I’m not ashamed to admit that I forgot them while I was literally still in the middle of reading them.  And what the hell is “Reforgule of Krull”?  No clue. It’s total nonsense, never seen again, and I think we can all agree we are fine with this.  

On second thought, I think Pratchett does end up using Hubward and Rimward pretty regularly as directions.  But without this info-dump, when reading other books, I think that even I figured out how “Hubward” and “Rimward” work on a flat plate of a world with a Hub in the center and a Rim along the outside.  And I am so bad with maps and directions that I literally get confused trying to give people directions to the parking lot outside my work.

I’m no good at wrapping these things up, so I’m ending this post the same way that Pratchett ends the book: with Rincewind abruptly falling off the edge of the Disc.

[Originally, I was going to go hunt down some fanart or something, but I don’t have permission to use any of that, so instead you get my doodles off the scrap paper I steal from work.  Luckily for everyone, I’m an artistic genius.  The dot representing Rincewind obviously isn’t to scale, since one human person would be much smaller than that, but if it represents the size of his body and the size of his scream, then it’s basically accurate.]

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Side Notes:

Rincewind’s insane luck, good and bad, is because he’s a favorite of the goddess referred to only as ‘the Lady,’ since invoking her true name means she has to leave.  She’s the anthropomorphic personification of Luck itself, and she’s the reason Rincewind always survives whatever terrible situation he finds himself in—but also the reason he’s stuck in that situation in the first place.  

Everything that goes wrong, and the dramatic escape that inevitably follows, is because the Lady likes to play dice games with Fate, using normal people on the Disc as game pieces.  

Rincewind, it turns out, is the human equivalent of her favorite Monopoly token. (The iron, maybe?  It has the same sort of Looney Tunes cartoon-anvil vibe as Rincewind’s whole, well, everything.)

Death as a character makes his first appearance in The Colour of Magic.  However, here it’s implied he actually is involved somehow in the killing process, and his role can be filled in by apparently random low-level demons on their days off, whereas later books make it clear he just collects and shepherds the dead onward, and actually the issue of his replacement is a big deal, cosmically speaking.  

Pratchett sort of avoids this issue by claiming that Rincewind’s life timer is so complicated and convoluted (because of all the weird accidents and magical incidents) that Death just can’t tell when he’s actually supposed to die.  

I guess Death shows up every time it looks like Rincewind might kick the bucket, just in case?  And in that case, all the threatening stuff he says to Rincewind in these early books must be because he’s so irritated that he has to keep coming out for no reason, only to find that Rincewind has, once again, managed to survive.  And maybe the low-level demon showing up instead was just, uh, Death trying to scare him into actually beefing it, this time…?

Although the Unseen University Librarian exists and is human for the entirety of this book and only this book, he does not appear at any point.  He’s briefly referenced—or, at least, a librarian is referenced, but this is referring back when Rincewind was young and read the grimoire that left one of the Eight Great Spells parasitically attached to his mind.  There’s no guarantee it’s the same librarian, and based on the turnover (read: murder) rate of University wizards at the time, I don’t think it’s likely that anyone managed to hold onto their job that long.  On Google, I did find a thing where someone cut together some shots of him in human form from The Colour of Magic BBC show, so that’s pretty fun:

Once he’s changed into an orangutan in The Light Fantastic, he’s described as still looking a bit like the human Librarian: with that beard and hair combo, I think they nailed it.

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Favorite Quotes:

“Inn-sewer-ants-polly-sea.”

“She was the Goddess Who Must Not Be Named; those who sought her never found her, yet she was known to come to the aid of those in greatest need. And, then again, sometimes she didn’t. She was like that.”

“It was all very well going on about pure logic and how the universe was ruled by logic and the harmony of numbers, but the plain fact of the matter was that the Disc was manifestly traversing space on the back of a giant turtle and the gods had a habit of going round to atheists’ houses and smashing their windows.”

“Some pirates achieved immortality by great deeds of cruelty or derring-do. Some achieved immortality by amassing great wealth. But the captain had long ago decided that he would, on the whole, prefer to achieve immortality by not dying.”

“‘I’m sure you won’t dream of trying to escape from your obligations by fleeing the city…’ ‘I assure you the thought never even crossed my mind, lord.’  ‘Indeed? Then if I were you I’d sue my face for slander.’”

“It was octarine, the colour of magic. It was alive and glowing and vibrant and it was the undisputed pigment of the imagination, because wherever it appeared it was a sign that mere matter was a servant of the powers of the magical mind. It was enchantment itself.  But Rincewind always thought it looked a sort of greenish-purple.”

#the colour of magic #discworld #rincewind #I don't know why I'm doing this #and I don't think anyone will actually read this #but if you do come talk to me!! #I'm going to be going through every single discworld book this year and writing up one of these #and I want to hear what people have to say #also tell me when I'm wrong because there's forty one books of material to go through and I'm absolutely going to miss stuff and mess up

[bisexualkramer]

anyway where do i get that good good rincewind x twoflower Content

#just finished the light fantastic #and first of all LOVE these books #and secondly LOVE their friendship and WOULD be down to see it become something more #discworld #lit tag #at last i speak

[wizardlycatpants]

uuuuuh X? ;9

X: 3 OTPs from 3 different fandoms.

Kira you always make me work the hardest! ok here goes!

DC: Blue beetle/Booster gold

Buffy: Xander/Spike (I feel like i’m showing my age with this one)

Discworld: Rincewind/Twoflower

I think this is the most I’ve ever talked about ships. I’m usually very private about this stuff, but hey its tumblr.

#kirakiragalaxy

[sleepy-salami]

Was tagged by @grand-admiral-asshat, thanks! :D

nickname - Everyone calls me by my name, that’s even dissappointing. 

starsign - Aquarius

height - 1.70 m. Precisely 1.70, I’m irrationaly proud of it :>

time right now - 8:41 pm

last thing googled - “cole comments on chargers death”. Oh god why, I remembered that again >< I’ll never make myself choose that option in the DA:I itself, so I decided to watch some videos. Bad decision.

favourite music artists - Oh. How am I supposed to list them here? Okay, first to remember: Linkin Park, Disturbed, Red, Within Temptation, Korpiklaani.

song stuck in your head - The Phantoms – Into the Darkness. From the Dragon Age: Inquisition trailer. Because I’m in DA hell, somebody pls send help

last movie watched - God, I almost never watch movies, so I don’t even remember. Probably LOTR : Two Towers. For the hundredth time already. With my roommate. We were THAT bored.

last TV show watched - STAR WARS REBELS “THROUGH IMPERIAL EYES” OH MY GOD THAT WAS ART

what are you wearing right now - A tank top, leggins and a soft blanket. Yesssss.

when did you create your blog - Uh, I looked that up not that long ago... Probably the end of 2015.

what kind of stuff do you post - Nerdy stuff. Star wars mostly. Other fandoms occasionally. And memes. And sometimes cats.

do you have any other blogs - Nope, I hardly post anything in that one x)

do you get asks regularly - Nah. My sis mostly sends me stuff. Though I’d like some! C’mon, send me something stupid ^^

why did you choose your URL - Because I secretly want to sleep on a particular pair of broad blue shoulders? Or not secretly...

gender - Female.

hogwarts house - Idk. I’d really like to ask Sorting Hat to make something from the mess in my head. Pottermore sent me on Slytherin, and I’m okay with that.

pokemon team - Never played that

favourite colour - Red!

average hours of sleep - 7-8 hours. Yes, every day, Yes, if I have some work to do, this work will wait. The whole world will wait. And yes, that’s partly the answer on that question about my URL.

lucky number - 8? Can’t say if it’s lucky, but I like it.

favourite character(s) - I’d rather copy that from another ask meme, because too many of them x) From SW: Thrawn, Hondo, Pryce, Maul, Han, Leia, Anakin, Obi-Wan, Kylo, Chirrut, Baze, Bodhi, Malavai Quinn, Vette, Blizz, Marr, Vowrawn. From Tolkien fandom: First House of Noldor (ALL OF THEM, I LOVE MY SINNERS), Melkor and Co (these sinners are good, too), Iluvatar (he is a perfect troll, I give him that), Fingon, Aredhel, Haleth, Thranduil, Legolas, Sam, Eowyn. Discworld: Vetinari, Death, Rincewind, Twoflower, Granny Weatherwax, Nanny Ogg, Magrat, Vimes, Moist, Cohen, Crowley, Aziraphale. Disney: Mulan, Pocahontas, Frollo.

how many blankets do you sleep with - one in summer, two in winter.

dream job - Hm. Being a quiet little shitcoder, never communicating with people, never making important decisions. I never wanted much. @crysdrawsthings, wanna do? Otherwise - tagging anyone!

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