let's face it, Obi-Wan is only a stickler for the rules in comparison to Anakin. this guy thought lightsaber nunchucks were cool as a teenager and jumping out of politicians windows was cool as an adult. he regularly sasses the chancellor of the republic. he saw Anakin and Padmé being super obvious and decided it was none of his business. he sits pussy facing the world in important meetings. hes's a lonely single in your area. he won one (1) fight against a sith lord and decided they were his speciality despite getting his ass handed to him by Dooku multiple times. he's annoying on purpose as a battle strategy. every man he meets desires him carnally and he doesn't notice. he puts one foot on Han Solos ship and is like "damn bitch you live like this" despite having spent 20 years in a desert hole. he gets himself killed to one-up Vader one last time. he's winning the idgaf war
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No Spiderverse 2 spoilers, I just think it's really neat that they gave every character a crush on Hobie
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one very helpful thing I have started doing semi-recently is calling dumb things people do, especially dumb things that I do, Silly Person Behavior.
someone cuts you off in traffic? my good sir that is simply Silly Person Behavior. why would you do that
I insist I’m correct about something and I’m actually not? sorry, you’re so right. that was Silly Person Behavior. we’re moving past that.
I think mean thoughts about myself? Silly Person Behavior!! we are not doing that anymore :)
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Lin kuei hc
working on art but in the meantime take this
bi-han does care bout his sibling but doesn’t know how to show it
He would protect his siblings when he was younger as much as he could and continued to do so, he just lost touch with reality and most emotions
Bi han also went thru tougher training than the others cause his role and didn’t spend a lot of time around them
After Tomas’s family was killed, he fell into a heavy depressive state, he locked himself in a room and wouldn’t take care of himself
Bi han and kuai liang both helped Tomas get back on his feet after his family was destroyed
Bi Han (and Kuai’s) mom taught him how to braid his hair and he often wore it in a braid until his mom died
Bi Han views Tomas as a brother but will never acknowledge it… man has a shit load of issues (let me be delusional)
Sareena is one of the only people who can and will put bi han in his place and it’s funny to witness (this man afterwards isn’t even mad he’s just shocked)
Tomas and Kuai were pretty much inseparable growing up (it used to be the three of them but then training started so it dwindled down to two)
Tomas Chinese sucks, so they mostly conversed in English (only Kuai learned enough Czech to communicate with him)
Tomas can pick up both his brothers, this man has bicep muscles for fucking days (it absolutely confuses and scares both of them)
Post-betrayl Kuai would hardly sleep and when Tomas found out he would just chill with him until he fell asleep
Harumi is a childhood friend, I’m assuming they met during a long mission in Japan and kept in touch afterwards
First time Harumi met/saw (post-betrayal) Bi han she did not hesitate to threaten to cut his dick off, Bi han was shocked and Kuai fell more in love
Sibling trait shared between Bi han and Kuai, Taste in women: strong and powerful and can probably kick their ass. Taste in men: questionable (more so Bi han than Kuai)
Tomas has a more brutal killing style (just look at the fatalities) because he grew up trying to fit in and be enough for the Lin kuei
Only reason Tomas likes the Lin kuei is because of the kindness Kuai Liang (and a bit of Cyrax) showed him
Every time Tomas does smth that pisses Bi han off, bi han would reply with smth along the lines of “goddamn Europeans and their goddamn tea”
Both Madam Bo and Liu Kang helped train the Lin kuei brothers (and madam Bo become a parental figure)
If Tomas gets flustered of embarrassed smoke will just start appearing
Bi han has permanent frost bite on his skin, issues of being a cyromancer
tomas and kuai liang still hang out with the champion gang, still going to madam Bo’s tea shop
johnny still harasses Kuai about being in his movies, Kuai still turns him down
sektor is a huuuyuge tech and mechanics nerd, he’s good with computers, and can take things apart and put it back together without trying
i kinda feel like giving with gender fluid or non binary cyrax because in mk9-11 cyrax was a guy or robot and now cyrax is a women….. so fuck gender honestly
whenever they use their magic fucking power things (idfk what it’s called) they’re eyes change color, Bi Han’s turn blue, Kuai liang’s turn yellow/orange, and Tomas’s turn either darker grey/black or grey/yellow combo (I say that cause enenra and mkx stuff 🤷🤷🤷)
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