#round 0

[bestfictionalplant]

Prelim Poll: Bionicle

Edit: Thornax typo (imagine this is in the flame text)

Propaganda under cut (including an ESSAY on Karzahni)

Thornax: when ripe, it becomes explosive. these are used as ranged weapons in gladiator fights on a giant desert planet. the planet got apocalypsed because of fracking, but that's not the point

Morbuzakh: the little meat robot mayor gets replaced by a power-hungry ex-protector whose job is to make fucked-up animals and shit. he's called makuta. he makes this semi-sentient plant, promises it that it can rule the city once it's done what he wants it to, and plants it in a fucking furnace. its job is to round up all the little meat robot civilians so they can be put into amnesia-inducing orbs. incidentally, its efforts result in some of them dying. six little meat-robot civilians get picked out by the local superhero and turned into big meat-robot superheroes. they go on a quest to find a bunch of magic frisbees in order to defeat the giant evil plant. the frisbees destroy the king root, and it dies

this plant is notable because, though it was mostly cut from the animated movie adaptation of that arc, it appeared in one brief scene that led to many bionicle fans developing a bondage kink

Karzahni: Makuta (see Morbuzakh propaganda) made karzahni. who was too smart and cool and powerful. so he did not get deployed. he is named after the legendary Lego Hell and Lego Satan where Bad And Naughty Disabled Robots Go For "Repairs" And Never Return. it's expensive to copyright names. they had to double up on occasion. or triple up. or quadruple up. anyway so Makuta who is also ANOTHER Lego Satan but that's besides the point, creates this plant. but the plant is too smart. so he puts it somewhere and forgets about it and makes the morbuzakh

NEW PARAGRAPH anyway so basically most creatures in this universe are immortal bar murder and fucked-up circumstances. no old age, basically. but this plant has one, because Bionicle Satan (Not Karzahni) makes his shit with limited lifespans so they can't wait for ten thousand years gathering their power and then kill-murder him to death. six big robot meat superheroes fight a fucking big monster in a tunnel. the cool smart one who used to be a teacher gets poisoned. but because karzahni (plant) is so fucking cool it can make an antidote. and it holds the antidote hostage in exchange for Cool Oil, which is oil from the apocalypse planet where the robot meat guys' creators are from, but they fracked too hard and split the planet into three pieces so that's a bit fucked-up and yet besides the point. anyway they get the magic juice and give it to karzahni (plant). previously in the story (but later in the timeline; this is a TWO-YEAR FLASHBACK EPISODE BABY) some other robot meat superheroes took a dunk in this cool fucking water and got mega-boosted powers. super-superheroes. but that's because god exists and has predetermined what can happen in each individual's life. those guys got Good Results From Applied Goo. karzahni (plant) does not. it just fucking. dies. it is then chopped up to make some lorries float so they can take the amnesiac sphere guys up to a cool new island they found, because their old island got FUCKING WRECKED

NEW PARAGRAPH anyway a cutting of karzahni survived (known as karzahni ii) with all the memories and shit of the real one and just sort of goes. FINE. i will join you, Lego Satan (not karzahni but the evil mayor impersonator) in gaslighting this mentally ill man into thinking he's short and his life is a lie in order to get the time travel device he made out of some magic fucking frisbees. karzahni took on the role of the morbuzakh. then the guy's like "this is bullshit" and gets thrown off a cliff but Karzahni II catches him and goes "hey. everything's alright. i tortured and killed a guy and he said you're doing good and everything is gonna be okay" and then the evil mayor impersonator (who by this point has not been impersonating the mayor for like. at least a week?) kills it. again. for real this time

#round 0 #bionicle #as my dear friend would say: my bi uncle #prelim poll

[theluciferswar]

Lucifers VS Lucifers : Round 0

Propaganda under the cut

Lucifer :

This Lucifer is a Primal Beast, a race of creatures assigned specific purposes but generally created as weapons, and one of the first of them, originally acting as overseer of the other archangels. He was meant to preside over evolution in the Sky Realm, and came to cherish it and its inhabitants enough that he acted against and killed his creator upon learning he planned to destroy it (and also that he had been doing some really heinous things to his cohorts).

Unfortunately, due in part to being heavily pedestalized by nearly everyone around him as well as just seeming to be somewhat socially oblivious by nature, he was lacking in communication skills and tended towards loneliness. A product of one such error in communication was a serious falling out with the person he cherished most of all, another primal who, unbeknownst to him for the majority of their relationship, was originally meant only to be a replacement for him in the event of his malfunction or death, and was considered purposeless due to his creator deeming him to be perfect. Assuming that Lucifer thought of him as useless as well, he nearly ended the Sky Realm himself before eventually being confronted by Lucifer, who sought to make amends and began to arrange for all of the archangels to retire from overseeing the Sky Realm so that he could spend their days together in an attempt to make things up to him.

While he would go on to successfully mend things with him, this would not come to pass due to Lucifer being attacked whilst watching over his dormant beloved, ultimately being killed and beheaded and dying with the one he cherished clutching his severed head in his arms. His consciousness is currently stuck in-between realms, and he watches over him from here.

Also, he invented coffee and showed the skydwellers how to make it. Good lad

Lucy :

Cutest little black cat with magic powers (but nonverbal), trying their best to help one of the main characters manage their own magic

#lucifers bracket #tournament polls #round 0 #granblue #granblue fantasy #gbf lucifer #lucy furr #lucyfurr #jackson's diary #jacksons diary

[stem-sister-scuffle]

STEM SISTER SCUFFLE: ROUND 0 MATCH 1

Ema Skye is a Forensic Scientist!

Athena Cykes is a Psychologist! Aura Blackquill is a Robotics Engineer! Iris Wilson is a Doctor and Inventor! Why you should vote for each contestant:

Ema: she is literally everythingggg to me. she has wanted to be a forensic scientist since she was 16 y/o and introduces forensic investigation mechanics to the series like luminol and dusting for fingerprints. when she does not get her dream job, she becomes depressed and bitter, only cheering up when she talks about forensic science. later on, when she attains the job, she is much happier! science is her entire life and her career and she is tremendously autistic about it. also she's such a girlboss i love her <3 Athena: Looks at your pfp. You know. BUT LIKE SERIOUSLY SHE'S SO GOOD I LOVE HER. She's silly but she's so determined and her sibling-ish attitude with both Simon and Apollo are EVERYTHING to meeeeee she's just trying her best to save Simon and then finds new friends along the way at the WAA. She's a lawyer and a psychologist all at once. She also grew up in a space center.

Aura: I think she's really cool and such a tragic character... one of my favorite AA5 characters for sure and I love how much she cares for her brother and I just!!! Think her role in the plot is fascinating!!! Willing to kidnap people just to save one person!!! A desperation that lasted SEVEN YEARS!!! She's so cool I love women

Iris: She's 10 years old and is a doctor with a Phd in medicine as well as an inventor. I think that says it all. But really she's just so sweet and lovely and I think she deserves to be crowned for her achievements in her field at her young age :)

#round 0 #polls #ace attorney #tgaa #dgs #ema skye #athena cykes #aura blackquill #iris wilson #augh.... why must my girls fight

[platonic-pals-punchout]

Centaurworld (tv show) | Lord of the Rings (multimedia)

Horse & Rider:

As a trained warhorse and her rider, they have each other's backs during the horrors of war and battle. They are each other's only family. When they're separated, they go to any lengths, even crossing forbidden dimensional gateways in order to see each other again. They're two classy, kick-butt ladies.

Frodo Bagigns & Samwise Gamgee:

They're just! Iconic! They have such a powerful and kind of heartbreaking friendship that drives the whole narrative.

#round 0 #part 3 #platonic pals punchout #platonic polls #tournament #character tournament #team tournament #fandom poll #centaurworld #lotr

[namedafterflowerstournament]

Botanic Tournament : Peaches Bracket !

Round 0 Poll 1

Momone (桃音) - Peach Sound.

Momo (モモ) - Peach.

#botanic tournament #tournament polls #peaches bracket #round 0 #momo momone #momone momo #utau #utau fandom #vocaloid #vocaloid fandom #bonchien nicoli la tasty peach uralis #to your eternity #fumetsu no anata e #fnae #fnae manga #tasty peach #vsynth

[l33t-hax0r-tournament]

ROUND 0 MATCH 28

James T. Kirk (Star Trek) vs. Player Bouchard (Carmen Sandiego (2019))

#round 0 #l33t hax0r tournament #james t kirk #captain kirk #star trek #kirk star trek #player bouchard #carmen sandiego #player carmen sandiego

[the-hippiesimmer]

Alexanders face omg

Alexander and Mortimer Goth are really trying to give Don Lothario roaches since they keep knocking over his trashcan.

#Lotharro #round 0 #summer #rotational gameplay #sims 2 premades #ts2 premades #the sims 2 #pleasantview #ts2

[problem-queer-tournament]

And The Second Tournament Begins; Welcome To The Problematic Queer Tournament!

Do you have a blorbo who is a terrible garbage person, who has committed many crimes, or who otherwise behaves in a problematic manner?

Is this blorbo canonically, or heavily implied to be, queer?

Do you wish to have this blorbo compete against other characters with similar characteristics?

Well, look no further, for you have arrived at the intro post for the Problematic Queer Tournament!

Rules:

No real people.

Canon characters only, no OCs, please.

You can submit multiple characters, but please use separate forms and don't submit the same character more than once.

Only canonical or heavily implied queer characters, please. Headcanons are wonderful, but they're not what I'm looking for here.

The form will be close on April 22nd, 6:00 pm EST, or until enough characters cross the nomination threshold to fill up the poll. Poll size will be determined based on how many nominations I get.

#tournament poll #problematic queer tournament #submission form #round 0

[balkopat]

The Capital

Round 0 - Testing

Life is started at Bluewater Village..

...with Florance Delarosa.

She was the best candidate for testing mods: lives alone, no family members, have home business.. Plus she is one of a ancestor from my old hood "Capital "

During the tests of mods, Florence worked really hard at her flower shop.

And helped me finding the business mods I will be needed in future. But with Eaxis lots, everything was boring and Florence gain too much money during those tests.

She gave a makeover to her business with the money she got.

Renovating her business, gave her more space to fill with new flowers.

More Customers..

And ofcourse, more money!

What to do next?

Renovating outside of the house of course! That Yellow bulding with poor garden was not serve her business well.

She made herself a lovely garden to work on. She grow up some crops to eat..

Florence has skills at kitchen too.. But her kitchen was not helping her to enjoy her meal,

As you can guess, she had a new kitchen and..

A new living room..

Once we reach to the bedroom, we was know,

Play-testing mods was not the deal anymore.. Ofcourse, she got a new bedroom too..

#ts2 #sims 2 #capital hood #round 0 #Florence Delarosa

[spoilerbracket]

Qualifying Round: Uchikoshi Weed-Out #2

(What the hell is this?)

#zero escape #ai the somnium files #zero escape spoilers #virtue’s last reward spoilers #zero time dilemma spoilers #ai nirvana initiative spoilers #polls #round 0

[best-kids-media-adult]

The lowest-placing entrant in each Round 0 poll will be eliminated, as will the second-lowest-placing entrant with the overall lowest percentage.

Reasons each character is the best are under the cut!

Kanan Jarrus: "Jedi Knight, survived order 66, finds and trains Ezra Bridger, resident dad of the Ghost crew, kind, brave, goes blind to save Ezra, dies to save Hera and the others"

Marcia Overstrand: "Saves the protagonist’s life and sees potential in him and offers him an apprenticeship and a home when he’s just Some Random Kid. Her found family mentor/apprentice relationship with protagonist is one of the most important relationships of the series. Prickly but Cares A Lot underneath. Insists on wearing ridiculous shoes all the time. I love her."

Maxwell: "i just think he's neat. he cares about his students so much and is so willing to drop everything and throw hands with the magical government over them at all times. he's very gentle but a bit mischievous too"

Milligan: "Consider: flung himself off not one but TWO very high places (cliff and building) in service of the kids he protects. Also a great dad and a clever and funky man overall."

Minerva Mcgonagall: "Harry Potter"Only competent teacher there, girlboss, actually helps Harry, stands up to Umbridge, girlboss, turns into a cat"

Mr. McFeely:He delivers mail speedily but is also always willing to stop and talk about things that are important and/or interesting"

Mr. Terupt: "Best teacher, 10/10, Would recommend"

Niyx Raedon: He was a secret mentor figure to the main character who he was soul-bound to and protected through space and time. He died taking a fatal wound instead of the protagonist. The banter and interactions between him and the main character were the best."

#poll #round 0 #star wars: rebels #septimus heap #bureau of magical things #mysterious benedict society #harry potter #mr. rogers neighborhood #because of mr. terupt #the medoran chronicles

[bestfictionalplant]

Prelim polls: Plants vs Zombies

Only 1 will get through, propaganda under cut

Melonpult: Look, I know the obvious PvZ submissions are the peashooter (plus its different varieties), sunflower, maybe wallnut or tallnut. Those guys are like the mascots. HOWEVER... I need you to consider the Pults. And specifically Melon-pult. He's the middle child. He does the most damage per Sun. And he's the only pult who will INSTANTLY hit a zombie directly in front of him, instead of throwing the melon straight up into the air so it takes forever to drop on a dude a foot away from him. Respect Melon-pult.

Sunflower: they produce sun, which is the energy resource needed to place plants in this game, so they're very important. there's also at least one that has a talent for singing

Flower Pot: "I'm a pot for planting. Yet I'm also a plant. HAS YOUR MIND EXPLODED YET?"

Cattail: woof! woof woof woof!! :3

#round 0 #prelim poll #plants vs zombies

[theluciferswar]

Lucifers VS Lucifers : Round 0

Lucifer :

If you include him you should pit him against Lucifer/Lucilius from Granblue since they share the same design (But are distinct characters). Please it would be so funny. Battle of the lucifaces.

(Note : sorry dear submitter, I read most of the propaganda after making the bracket)

Luci :

Very fun demon! He owns a bar! If he had one wish it would be to get rid of all known diseases and replace them with new worse ones

#lucifers bracket #tournament polls #round 0 #rage of bahamut #shingeki no bahamut #disenchantment #disenchantment netflix #snb

[stem-sister-scuffle]

STEM SISTER SCUFFLE: ROUND 0 MATCH 3

Harrowhark Nonagesimus is a Necromancer! This is treated as a science within the TLT franchise.

Mercymorn The First is a Cryogenicist, and later an Anatomist! Why you should vote for each contestant:

Harrow: She does bones! She’s a warcrime! She lobotomized herself! She’s in love with two(2) corpses! She hangs out with God! She’s one of the greatest necromancers of her generation!

Mercymorn: She was a Regular Doctor working to save humanity from climate change but got resurrected by her friend after he ended the world and became a powerful goddess-like figure. She uses her knowledge of human anatomy to do crazy flesh magic including making her hair naturally pink just for funsies (iconic). She doesn't put up with any bullshit from anyone, including the universe's ostensible god.

#round 0 #polls #tlt #the locked tomb #harrowhawk #harrow nonagesimus #mercymorn the first

[platonic-pals-punchout]

Percy Jackson and the Olympians (book series) | Yu-Gi-Oh! (anime & manga)

Percy Jackson & Grover Underwood:

It's been a while since I read the books so I don't remember the actual name for it, but they literally have like a soul bond to each other. That's how much of best friends they are. They literally connected parts of their souls together. There's a whole lot more people could say about them that is actually worded a whole lot better, but my brain isn't working properly rn. Just know that they deserve this.

Yugi Moto & Joey Wheeler:

They live in a world where The Power of Friendship allows you to overcome anything, including Ancient Egyptian shadow magic, and capitalism.

The provided image is an OFFICIAL card called “Yu-Jo Friendship”, which has both players shake hands. Aside from that, Yugi taught Joey how to play the card game that had increasing amounts of control over society at large. Joey jumped into the ocean to try and save Yugi’s Exodia cards, and Yugi fished him out. When Yugi wins the duelist kingdom tournament, he gives Joey the prize money so his sister can get an operation. Later in the Duelist City tournament, Yugi forfeits a duel in order for a brainwashed Joey to live while he is thrown into the ocean to drown. Joey snaps out of it and dives in to save him, seemingly sacrificing himself before his sister comes to save him.

The power of their friendship has over one death and so much card game villain bs. Joey has saved Yugi's life several times and Yugi helped Joey break free of mind control. Not to mention their friendship is so strong they literally made a whole legit yugioh card based on it

They are the embodiment of the Power of Friendship. They always support each other. They trust in the heart of the cards and each other and fate rewards them. Their power of friendship has them overcoming mind control, and leaping into the ocean tied to anchors to save each other. They literally have a song about how good of friends they are. The actual card game has a card based around their friendship.

#round 0 #part 3 #platonic pals punchout #platonic polls #tournament #character tournament #team tournament #fandom poll #percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #yugioh #i was told to tag their english & japanese names so #yugi moto #joey wheeler #Katsuya Jounouchi

[namedafterflowerstournament]

Botanic Tournament : MLP Flowers Bracket !

Round 0

#botanic tournament #tournament polls #mlp flowers bracket #mlp flowers #mlp bracket #round 0 #my little pony #mlp fandom #blossomforth #wysteria #mlp g4 #mlp gen 4 #my little pony g4 #my little pony generation 4 #my little pony gen 4 #mlp generation 4 #mlp g3 #mlp gen 3 #my little pony g3 #my little pony gen 3 #my little pony generation 3 #mlp generation 3