best gift ever / rúben dias
summary: your birthday posts for rúben, since being childhood best friends to... forever.
request: i wanna req a ruben socmed au!!!! what about bday posts for each other thru the years? thatd be so cute
author's note: similar to the one i did for mason's birthday, here is one for rúben's 🤍 modified the req a lil since it's only post from you to him, and also, it's an ig au, but i hope you like it anyways 🥹
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yourusername you're annoying, but you make up for it by introducing me to your hot footballers friends 😂 happy birthday, rúben 🫶🏻
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rubendias you're not coming to any more matches 🙁
yourusername i'm jokiiiing, you're no fun 🙄
yourusername i'm literally wearing your last name on my back !! what more do you want
johnstonesofficial for his last name to be legally yours
yourusername we're friends !!!!!!!!!
user1 they're not dating?
user2 no, they're childhood friends :)
user3 i'll give them a year
may 14, 2020.
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yourusername rúben is the best person i know. kind, attentive, always putting others first: the best friend one could ever ask. him being a hot footballer is just a bonus 😆 happy birthday, rubrub, can't wait to see you 🤍
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rubendias changing your flight dates because i can't wait that long to see you
yourusername it's good that i didn't say you were patient 😆
rubendias gracias bonita ❤️
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jackgrealish he never cooks breakfast for me 🙁
yourusername sorry, mate, hate that you have to find out this way 🙁
johnstonesofficial got anything to say? something to announce, maybe?
yourusername only that you're the most annoying person i know
rubendias thought that was me? 🙁
may 14, 2021.
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yourusername things change and time moves fast but we stay the same. a year older lovie, always by your side 🤍
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rubendias princess 🤍 i love you forever. thankful to have you today and every day.
yourusername you're so nice to me and i'm here with my naughty jokes :(
rubendias and that's how i love you 😚
user1 i swear they're the cutestttttt
user2 fr them confirming they're together as been the highlight of my years
johnstonesofficial i almost regret cheering for you two
yourusername your fault 🤷🏻♀️
jackgrealish you're so romantic 😆
yourusername learned from you
may 14, 2022.
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yourusername you were a different person a year ago, you weren't a father. thankful that i get to call you mine, but even more thankful that our daughter gets to call you her dad. we love you immensely 🥹🤍 rubendias
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rubendias you two are my best gift ❤️
johnstonesofficial happy birthday, mate! love the three of you so much xx
user1 STOPPPP THIS IS SO CUTEEEE
jackgrealish that little girl you've got is the sweetest 🥹
user2 can't believe rúben is a dad 😭
user3 "papa" 🥹🥹
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juliaanalvarez feliz cumple rúben! saludos a la familia 🤍 (happy birthday rúben! cheers to the family 🤍)
yourusername la pequeña extraña a su tío julián 🥹 (the little one misses her uncle julián 🥹)
may 14, 2023.
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Ok but HaiKaveh temple massages
Because I imagine wearing those headphones all the time would probably kinda hurt after a long day. And you can have your angst headcanons and that's fine but I'm here for these two assholes being casually affectionate while continuing to bicker about the stupidest shit.
Like, Alhaitham's just stretched out on the couch reading while Kaveh's got his head in his lap, handling him the way other people handle their cats. Just absentmindedly rubbing and scritching and contemplatively being like, "I could rip your head off like this, you know."
And Alhaitham's just as idly, "Unless you have the grip strength of a Rishboland tiger's jaws, that is not happening."
"Hm. You're making me want to develop a proof of concept." /rubrub
Just. Doing stupidly domestic stuff while arguing. Completely relaxed. If they run out of concrete stuff to bicker over, they just make shit up.
Like Kaveh, without preamble, "...the argument in that passage is bullshit."
"You've been sorting my hair according to gradient for the past half hour, you didn't even glance at the book."
"Wh– You can't prove I did that!"
"I'm not hearing a denial either."
"I'm a master of multitasking, I'll have you know."
"No, you're not. Humans are physically incapable of multitasking. Also, still not hearing a denial."
"...Shut up and go back to your dumb book." /rubrub
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wtf even is the geometry dash lore. I think it exists right?? but I forgot a lot of it. all I remember is there's the demon former guardian guy in the basement and glubflub guards it. and something about nobody knows how to cook chicken especially rubrub??? what does rubrub even do. who is rubrub. he's robtop I think
something is Happening in the tower but I haven't played it all I know is the cursed thorn exists and the british skeleton explosion was a thing that happened
also who is THIS what does that mean??? my kingdom for a key???? who are you i swear this was not a thing before 2.2 right ok it was I just somehow completely forgot about it or never noticed heh
why do I even care about the square jumping games lore I don't know I'm just interested
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rebuilding the tfbogd fandom because holy hell this fandom's been dead for 7 years
ok ok so like, go watch gd fanmades. now, to understand the chronological order and the fanon lore spanning across several creators' channels, you'd had to have been there but it's not too late.
disclaimer: you do NOT have to learn spanish to understand most of the lore. i promise you it'll make sense
so there are three main timelines:
-the la bestia timeline
-the final battle of geometry dash timeline (and then there's sub-timelines but i'll get to those later)
-like, anything else.
[i'll edit this later to provide playlists]
lore highlights of the la bestia timeline:
-the keymaster gets possessed
-i think spooky dies at one point but gets revived?
-plural gatekeeper real
-scratch gets kidnapped
-geometry dash actually gets destroyed
-it turns out octocube has a sibling (we have trans rep now. AJDBWSJBCSJBCJISBSCJKSBAIC /pos)
-octo's sibling is actually vv chill
-oh also the gatekeeper falls in love with the player for a sec. i think it's implied that he thought the player was either octocube or rubrub? either way WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FU-
-iirc scratch and/or potbor commit war crimes, so they got that goin' for 'em
lore highlights of the tfbogd (final battle of geometry dash) timeline:
-the obscurity just... existing. like, more bpd-coded than spinel herself. i love this lil guy fr fr. vv kinnable for my cluster b ass.
-the entire arc of octocube actually being the darkness actually fusing with obscurity but also being obscurity- it's your choice if you want to take that as canon or them being separate characters, personally i like to think they're separate.
-the darkness being a girlboss fr fr. bro woke up and chose violence and im all for it
-they got the whole light and dark concept better than legend of korra did which is saying something lol
-the light isn't actually a "good" person, they're amoral.
-hello keymaster x player fans, we have a lil' something for you!
other timelines' lore highlights:
-slum is kinda just gender ngl
-discount bill cipher being everywhere.
-yes, oculus (the ruler of levels) counts as a character. no, they're not in any fanmade *videos*, but we all accept them as a character in the series
-i forget which video it is but to all the "spooky is apothiaro" mfs out there, i'm sorry
implied thingies that i turned into headcanons and now just go with it:
-bpd obscurity real
-aspd darkness real
-octocube is the epitome of the psychosis/schizophrenia spectrum
-i ship keycube and no one can stop me (i think there's some, uh........... stuff implied in one of the fanmades, all i remember is that it wasn't made by phoenix or rmr24hd)
-scratch has committed war crimes (i think everyone can agree on this ngl)
-biscuit is bigender or at the very least not cis (tbf she does use he/she pronouns canonically)
-triple a battery obscurity real (agender aroace)
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