#saiki imagine

[eternalfics]

hey!! can i req hcs of saiki with a very emotional s/o, like takes a lot of stuff to heart and cries their eyes out while watching sad movies (this is definitely not bc i just watched grave of the fireflies and sobbed like a baby) and just someone who’s overall a hopeless romantic?? (I loved your other headcanons for him 🫶🫶)

saiki with an emotional! reader

(gn reader! reader is also new to the class and addressed as “Y/N”

warnings:

a/n: OH MY GOSH?! ANOTHER ONE 😍?! I can tell you guys love saiki k 😙 but it’s okay because I’m having a saiki brain rot 🤪 and I literally freaked out when I saw the official art.

What I listened to:

summary: saiki with a hopeless, sad, sensitive partner 😔

okay, let’s be honest here. SAIKI would absolutely freak out (mentally)

so like let’s see when u met

When you introduced yourself to the class, anyone could barely hear you, while Saiki on the other hand could hear your rushed thoughts.🤨

“My name is L/N Y/N.. and I *mumbling*..”

‘OMGIMUSTBEREALLYQUIETAHHHTHEYDONTLIKEMEALREADY!!’ :(

Literally, when speaking to other classmates was quite a trouble. 😀 And when someone called you “babyface” as a joke, OHOHOHH there come the waterworks (after you excused yourself to the bathroom ofc). Saiki already knew you were gonna cry ofc, but he couldn’t help but get more interested in you more? 🤔

HEADCANONS

it’s obvious he cannot watch sad parts of movies with you, because every time he always looks at you there’s already a river of tears running down your face 😭

“I’m sorry, Jerold. It’s just that I can’t do this anymor-“

*very loud sobbing clearly coming from you”

We all know Saiki’s sharp with his words, but he’s got a huge soft spot for you. (I should have put acts of service as his love languag) So yeah, everything that makes you sad just doesn’t exist anymore. (We’ll put it that way)

Oh no, The store just ran out of your favourite snacks! Oh? Turns out you have a months supply in the cabinet. The drama series you watched just ended? No, what do you mean there’s another one right next to this show.

If you just happened to come across a purple haired, terrible haircut, way too confident, so annoying person (described by Saiki) he��ll wrap you up in a blanket and lay down next you. Maybe have a conversation about coffee jelly 😌

Sometimes, Saiki can’t handle it 😰 like for example:

“Hey, Kusuo! What do you think of this new jacket I got? :D”

*mentally panicking*

“Its.. good.”

He had to spit that out 💀

About the hopeless romantic thing, he kinda expected that- But take this as a way as saying he knows you well :) 😄

Overall, Saiki thinks of you when he sees crying babies. 🙂

#saiki imagine #kusuo saiki x reader #saiki kusuo fluff #the disasterous life of saiki k #saiki kusuo x reader #saiki kusuo x male!reader #saiki x reader #saiki fluff #saiki k x reader #saiki kusuo x gn!reader #saiki kusuo x you #saiki kusuo x female!reader #kusuo saiki #saiki #saiki kusuo #kusuo #kusuo saiki x y/n #kusuo x reader

[callie-the-creator]

sfw. warnings: obsessive behavior, slight stalking, jealousy, saiki uses his powers for selfish reasons, etc.

author’s note: oh, don’t mind me, just writing some headcanons if saiki was ever a yandere.

• you and saiki first met in chūgakkō, junior high, but he didn’t fall in love with you until a few years later when you two were already in pk academy. maybe it’s all the accidentally bumping into him, dropping your papers and saiki being the one to help you pick them up, making awkward eye contact in class, hanging out with one another outside of school, or touching on the same snack you both are aiming for at either the vending machine or at the store... all the things somehow have you involved these recent days and saiki is less than impressed at first

• saiki has always stated time and time again that he personally does not think he will not fall in love, so he always watches others who are in love and help them if he can, but here he is…completely captivated by you of all people. he didn’t know why though, was the author just really that bored?

• good grief

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• let it be known that he does possess the power to alter your perception of him. saiki could always just make you fall in love with him just like that…but…what’s the fun in that? no, no, he wouldn’t dream of doing that to you

— however, since saiki was born with the uncontrollable ability to read the minds of all living creatures in a multiple-mile radius…he can read your mind, he knows all of your favorite things, what you dislike, your hobbies, and your address. he didn’t mean to at first, but he did find your thoughts and imagination fascinating. he even finds himself listening to you during class like you’re his favorite podcast

• saiki is crazily protective over you.

— there was a time where you nearly got mugged! and when i say ‘nearly’, well, let’s just say you should be grateful saiki was there to protect you. can’t you see that he’ll always be here for you in a time of need? he’ll keep you safe, but only if you see that for yourself…

• saiki doesn’t think he’s the jealous type, but he will stop any other man who has a crush on you by any means necessary by either relentlessly embarrassing them for the rest of the day or wiping you from their memory because only saiki can have you. no one else. he doesn’t care how many people he has to make forget you to become your boyfriend

• what’s that? you wish it was a sunny day in japan instead of a rainy one? don’t you worry about a thing! saiki will handle that for you!

• stalking you is almost child’s play to saiki since he has so many powers to ensure you don’t spot him — shapeshifting, teleportation, you name it! but this is a good thing because you don’t have to worry about him being an aggressive type of yandere

— if he is following behind you when you’re walking home, i do think saiki would change to his female self, so you would be less scared

• once the author made you bring coffee jelly to school and willingly give it up to saiki after seeing him light up at the sight of it, saiki knew that he just had to marry you

• he could, quite literally, turn the world upside down for you if it meant that you’ll be with him.

#saiki k #saiki no psi nan #kusuo saiki #ao3 saiki #saiki x reader #saiki k x reader #saiki k x y/n #saiki k imagines #saiki kusuo #saiki kusou no psi nan #yandere hcs #yandere boy x reader #yandere x reader #yandere imagines #yandere boy #yandere x you #yandere #anime #manga #yandere headcanons #nendou riki #nendou saiki k #teruhashi kokomi #shun kaidou #yandere saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #the disaster of psi kusuo saiki #the disasterous life of saiki k #male yandere x reader

[rassebers]

What the!

#Does anyone else notice the change in how saikis friends imagine him as the show goes on or is that just me Ha ha ha! #my rart #saiki kusuo #saiki k #tdlosk #like tjat scene of teruhashi at thr mixer and shes like omg so fun!! if only saiki were here with that blank look on his face tho☺️ #Saikis personality being mainly disinterested & preferring solitude & his friends growing to know this abt him #and not only do they accept it but its an aspect of him that they enjoy bc its their good buddy saiki #KILL ME!!!

[stannienight]

as apathetic as saiki aims to be, i find him to be the most caring and kind person in the entire show (and in general). i was just rewatching s1ep6 and actually cried from how genuinely sweet he is. i think god knew that he was the only person in the world who would really never misuse his powers. even without them, i think he would be a wonderful friend.

#saiki k #saiki #saiki kusuo #kusuo saiki #the disastrous life of saiki k. #the disaster of psi kusuo saiki #saiki k headcanons #saiki headcanons #saiki imagines #saiki k imagines #kaidou #kaidou shun #saiki k fanart #saiki fanart #saiki x reader #saiki k x reader #kaidou x aren #kaidou x reader #shun kaidou #saiki k hcs

[yandereaffections]

Yandere Kusuo Saiki without his cannon morals could turn any threat to you into a statue, medusa style.

#the more i rewatch the show the more yandere qualities i give him #saiki kusuo #kusuo saiki #saiki #saiki k #saiki k x reader #saiki x reader #the disastrous life of saiki k. #yandere #yandere x reader #yandere headcanons #yandere imagines #yandere imagine #yandere x you #yandere x y/n #ive been silent lately so here have a lil something

[lvvcian]

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☆ Have some nice & cozy drabble before I post the fic :3

☆ No trigger warnings :) reader / saiki gets overwhelmed but it always ends up with comfort <3

☆ 'Saikis thoughts' ; 'Saiki speaking' ; 'Saiki speaking' telepathically'

☆enjoy .°•✧

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☆ Saiki kissing you in your forehead while you're sleeping.

You had a long study session, which turned into date, and had fallen asleep on his bed. It was getting late so he thought about teleporting you to your room but... 'Their parents would get suspicious about sudden appearance, so no.' Did he want to wake you and walk you home? A little bit because you were taking most of the bed which meant he would not be sleeping properly tonight. But deep down he didn't have the heart to do that so he let you be. Sigh escaped his lips as he shook his head. How did this happen... he used to be against this kind of behaviour. Few month ago he would probably wake you up and said 'Go home, it's late' or he wouldn't invite you at all. But now? He worries that you might not sleep good enough because of his presence beside you. Saikis gaze focused on your face. Slightly parted lips and soft skin... calm expression with ghost of a smile. It made Saiki smile a little. He walked up to you and sat down on his bed, cursing in mind when it made cracking noise. Slowly he lowered himself, making mental note that you changed your shampoo... it smelled nice. He brushed your forehead gently, making sure his touch won't disturb your sleep. He started placing soothing kisses on your forehead. With every kiss, he was muttering 'thank you' and 'i love you'. Sometimes there was 'Dummy' or 'Stupid' but in a cute way.

He laid down next to you he grabbed your hand, squizing it gently. Before he fell asleep he planted one last kiss, right next to your lips and whispered, something he didn't say in a long long time to you.

"I love you..."

#saiki k #anime #kusuo saiki #saiki kusuo #saiki x reader #saiki k x reader #saiki k imagines #the disastrous life of saiki k #x transmasc reader #saiki x male reader #saiki headcanons

[bravano]

So if I remember correctly, Kusuo’s limiters go to his brain, right?

If that’s true then, uh….

Kurumi… babe…..

KURUMI DID YOU PUT A FUCKING LOLLIPOP INTO YOUR SONS BRAIN???

#KURUMI NO #uhhh I can’t imagine what that would feel like #lollipop be like hah I’m here now bitch #THERES EVEN STAB RIGHT THERE IT WENT INTO HIS HEAD #saiki k #saiki no psi nan #kusuo saiki #the disastrous life of saiki k

[saikikthoughts]

Imagine if Kaido found out that dark reunion did exist but it was Saiki, like if he found out that Saiki was the one to spray paint the dark reunion logo on the wall of that empty classroom where that kid stole his homework and wallet, or if Kaido found out Saiki was the one who terrified that fake fortune teller into giving him a refund on that ripoff necklace by making her believe in the dark reunion.

What if Kaido realized the dark reunion was real but only existed to help him, only existed as protection between him and the person he wanted most to be his friend. What if Kaido knew the loner he saw a kinship with in the beginning of his 1st second year of high school knew all along that he wasn’t a real superhero but became the supervillain anyway to support him.

What if Kaido knew Saiki was the reason he got to have superpowers for a split second to defeat Murder Dragoram Snake?

What if dark reunion still was the thing that went bump in the night but protected Kaido from the harms in the light?

#saiki k #Kaido #my psideas #when your imagined enemy is your unimaginary best friend

[ruuinxs]

HOW COME IVE NEVER REALIZED THEIR HEIGHT DIFFERENCE?? WTFFF???

it’s way bigger than I imagined oh my god 😭

#THEYRE IN LOVE UR HONOR #saiki k #nensai #no because nendo is huge #imagine all the cuddling powers nendo probably has #gotta write a fic abt this one day #HES SO TALL #saiki no psi nan #tdlosk #saiki k nonsense

[anime-related]

Satou and Toritsuka are in the same class...

And Toritsuka's class did a cross dressing maid cafe...

Which means Satou was involved in a cross dressing maid Cafe.

Why is there no art about this??? Why are there no fics about this???

#i imagine its one of those things where saiki's like 'i just dont get the big deal with maid outfits #and then satou #in the most basic average dress ofc #lmao he says oh wow #pfff saiki saying oh wow about satou in front of taruhashi sounds hilarious thinking about it now #satousai #hitoshi satou #saiki kusuo #saiki kusuo no psi nan #saiki kusuo no ψ nan #the disaster of psi kusuo saiki #saiki k #toritsuka reita #saiki figuring out when and which part satou is working to get that spot #you rwallt think saiki wouldnt go? #its satou and coffee (jelly) he is going

[eternalfics]

hii, can i request a saiki x gn!reader who can change fate? ty! :3

saiki x gn!reader who can change fate

a/n: like I said on 2 hc posts ago, I kinda left my requests in my inbox, so if u made a request it’s kinda gonna take a while since u got 2-4 in front of you..

summary: saiki with a reader who can change the future and stuff! 🥳

HOW YOU GUYS MET

when you guys first met, you guys were paired up for a school trip. it was.. decent, slightly awkward but it was fine! you were going to get through this with this quiet, silent man. of course you could have changed partners, but you decided to see how life is without your powers! (which was going.. well 🥲)

(this is based on s1 ep 12 btw)

when you guys got at the airport, everyone was so excited! of course, saiki looked the same. maybe he’s one of those people with a rbf? 😇

but all of a sudden, just one announcement about the flight getting delayed and the class looks like zombies. people who were jumping around had their heads on their hands.

yumehara had a lot of snacks in her bag? but now you could just see her blank expression and her stuffing them in her face.. not even hairo could have cheered them up. maybe you could just have a cheat day?

yeah that would sound good. all of sudden, the tv showed that the hurricane is gone! somehow, everyone’s back in a good mood. who knew that a trip could make everyone depressed? everyone’s better, but that guy who you were paired up with saki- sekai? saiki! yeah him, it seems that he’s looking at you. do you think he knows?

HEADCANONS

when saiki needs help or suspects something, your the first person he goes to! I mean, who else would he go to?

I’m just gonna assume that saiki already knows that you can change fate and you already knows that he has psychic powers!

out of all of the psychics in their class, saiki would say your the best one. well, your kinda not a psychic but your the best one he works with 😋

sometimes when your feeling playful or mischievous, you like to threaten saiki when he’s in certain situations😈

“what happened?”

“I finally got away from teruhashi. I swear nobody leaves me alone these day-“

“gimmethat200yenthatyouowemeori’llmakehercomeback,”

“..let’s talk about thi-“

sometimes saiki likes to annoy you too! it’s a playful relationship. but that dosen’t mean that you guys aren’t serious at times

overall, maybe your not a nuisance after all 😘

#kusuo saiki #kusuo saiki x reader #kusuo saiki x y/n #saiki fluff #saiki k x reader #saiki kusuo fluff #saiki kusuo x male!reader #saiki kusuo x reader #saiki kusuo x female!reader #saiki kusuo x gn!reader #the disasterous life of saiki k #saiki x you #saiki x reader #saiki kusuo x you #saiki kusuo x y/n #saiki imagine

[coffeehelly]

its really interesting to me how kaidou says he feels like saiki is protecting/looking out for all of them somehow. like do they all have some kind of innate sense that the Weird Things happening around them are saikis doing? or do you think saiki gives off a strong "if anything happens to my friends im going to become the joker" vibe that he doesnt even notice

#the disastrous life of saiki k. #saiki kusuo no psi nan #saiki k #saiki kusou #hes so expressive sometimes i wouldnt doubt the latter #i can imagine him scaring would-be-bullies away from kaidou with a particularly menacing glare without even really registering it #or like. changing the topic away from teruhashis brother whenever he comes up and teruhashi is around #because he knows it makes her uncomfortable #but he justifies it to himself that its just because he personally doesnt like makoto #it has nothing to do with teruhashis feelings. Obviously #his friends notice hes constantly looking out for them but hes so deep in denial he cant see it himself #anyway i got off track here. ramble over

[junosmindpalace]

Heyy !! I love your saik k fic !!

Can I request a saiki kusuo x reader hcs in which the reader is a kind and sweet girl and kinda like itadori from jjk?? She extremely loyal and loving towards saiki

Thank you !! If u don't wanna write this it's okk :))

a/n: hi anon! thank you for your request and patience!

-You may not always understand Saiki, but you always jump in to help and defend him whenever the situation calls for it.

-Whether it be from uncomfortable situations or pushy people, you step in where you can to help the psychic out, knowing that he wasn’t a fan of social encounters.

-Your kindness is something Saiki appreciates beyond relief, and he takes solace in being able to simply exist around you without you annoying him or intruding into his business. 

-You’re mindful of not only his privacy and comfort, but also of others’, and you do your best not to make anyone uncomfortable.

-Your sweet and genuine nature, even if not intentional, helps Saiki get through his days at school. Whether it be you mumbling to yourself about a low grade or debating with your friends about something, Saiki can’t help but smile or chuckle under his breath.

-Bringing treats over to his house as an apology when you drop in unexpectedly. He acts annoyed but he’s truly not bothered (especially when you’re bringing him desserts).

-Rummaging through his video games and marathoning shows with him on weekends and long breaks off from school.

-Though you don’t push a lot especially if you see Saiki upset over it, you definitely encourage him to be more social and allow himself to have fun with others. 

-Sticks closer to you in group settings because he knows you can help him get out of tricky situations.

-Thanking him profusely every time he uses his powers to help you with something. You always tell him it's unnecessary but are grateful that he helps you nonetheless. Even with your constant insistence, he still tells you it’s more efficient.

-Subconsciously reciprocating the affection and care you show Saiki by him also helping you out of uncomfortable situations and paying attention to your habits and tells. 

-Exasperated by your patience with others, but also finds it admirable.

-Impressed whenever you show off a particular skill by accident, even more so when you brush off any praise, especially if you demonstrate incredible athletic prowess. 

-His parents are enamoured with you, especially since on the surface, it seems as if you two are complete opposites. They’re thankful their son has someone so kind-hearted looking after him and always welcome you into their home with open arms.

-Never tolerates disrespect toward you, especially if you only ever want to help. He usually uses his psychic powers to get back at bullies or rude people in general. Makes sure to be subtle about it though, because he knows you would scold him about it if he got caught.

-Generally does his best to look after you, especially since you're always looking after him. And though he isn't very vocal about it, he appreciates your meddling into his life more than he's ever able to convey.

#kusuo saiki x reader #kusuo saiki hcs #kusuo saiki headcanons #kusuo x reader #saiki kusuo x reader #saiki k headcanons #saiki k x reader #saiki k imagines #saiki k hcs #the disastrous life of saiki k oneshot #the disastrous life of saiki k headcanons #the disastrous life of saiki k x reader

[no-psi-nan]

You know, I think it's an obvious conclusion that Kusuke probably doesn't give a shit about sports but actually it would be pretty funny if the Brits got him really into football (soccer) or rugby and he spends a surprising amount of time trying to convince the sports leagues to let him upgrade the players with robotics or whatever.

#imagine: Kusuke's robo sports dome #naturally‚ laser guns are not only allowed but even encouraged as a part of the game strategy #nopsi nonsense #saiki k #saiki no psi nan #sknpn #the disastrous life of saiki k. #tdlosk #kusuke saiki #saiki kuusuke

[yandereaffections]

here have some yandere content.. 💗

Some Yandere Kusuo Saiki Thoughts/HC

Saiki using his powers to make you hear the crude thoughts of others to give you a taste of those he dosent want you to be around

THE RING THAT REMOVES HIS POWERS saiki may love listsning to your thoughts, almost unconsciously able to focus souly on your mindspace.

On the other hand the inablity to read your every action, its the spark of being out of control without worry, especially during more physical and cuddling 💗💗💗

During desperate times kusuo strays from his morals. Promoting you in certain directions in life by subtle telepathy, a simple nudge closer to him is all,,

Remeber one of his powers is SUPER FlEXIBILITY. 👀👀.

Knows statistics on everyone's chance of survival and compatablity!!! Desperate times can call for desperate measures

Says oh wow when he realizes how much he favorites you

CAN CHANGRE LITERAL RULES IN THE WORLD IF HE JUSTS BOPPS OFF HIS HAIR THING

#saiki kusuo #saiki x reader #saiki k #the disastrous life of saiki k. #yandere saiki k #yandere saiki #yandere kusuo saiki #saiki #yandere #yandere x reader #yandere headcanons #yandere imagines #yandere imagine #yandere x you #yandere x y/n

[cerisahh]

WHAT'S YOUR HANDLE!

SYNOPSIS ꒱ social media/internet headcanons for the saiki k characters.

CHARACTERS INCLUDED ꒱ saiki, kaidou, aren, nendou, toritsuka, hairo, teruhashi, aiura, yumehara, mera, rifuta

NOTE ꒱ i love the saiki k characters so much they’re like a fond memory.

KUSUO SAIKI

• surprisingly, saiki has social media.

• private account, of course. 0 posts, 0 followers, 0 following, (12 follow requests which he will never accept).

• claims it helps him be percieved as 'average' (he's keeping tabs on his friends those nuisances that follow him around).

• enjoys baking videos! when he finds a recipe he likes, him and his mother will make it together.

• he's one of those people who use perfect punctuation and grammar whilst typing. never turned off auto-capitalisation.

• dry texter by choice, not by chance. he's less dry when he's speaking online to someone he actually likes, but not by much (by less dry, you get a sentence instead of a one-word answer).

• leaves everyone on delivered most of the time.

• tried changing his number multiple times, but someone always manages to get hold of it so he just gave up.

SHUN KAIDOU

• no one wants to say it so i will. he uses wattpad.

• tried to use ao3/fanfiction.net but found it too difficult so he stuck to his roots.

• he would definetly write paragraphs upon paragraphs of the lore of the-jet-black-wings and dark reunion, as well as the origins of the power sealed within his right arm (black beat) and why it is DETRIMENTAL that this power is never unleashed or stolen by evil.

• everyone in the comments think that it's just a cool original story idea.

• absolutely inserts his friends as original characters in his lore. i might make a whole seperate post about this.

• he also uses reddit. where else is he going to get story ideas?

• has these apps pin locked and hidden in his phone, on the off-chance his mother decides to look through it.

• ABSOLUTELY plays roblox, his username is something cringe he made when he was ten (like the rest of us), refuses to change it. account is -13 for some reason.

• he has spent a lot of money on roblox. a troubling amount.

• types in lowercase, except when he's talking to his mother, then it's all punctuation and manners.

AREN KUBOYASU

• still purchases burner phones even though his gangster days are over. old habits die hard.

• uses an ipad more often than not.

• plays roblox with kaidou, is a bacon hair. his messages constantly get filtered because he still doesn't realise you can't swear on roblox. warned almost everyday - on the verge of being banned.

• watches motorcycle tiktoks, it's literally all his fyp is. the comments he leaves are usually just questions relating to the specs of the bikes.

• is the member of the group that pays for netflix and disney+ and lets everyone leech off of him.

• reformed aren posts pictures of his friends and himself, it's actually a really normal page - which is his goal.

• pre-reformed aren would just post videos of him flexing, and all of his fights. there's a lot of fights.

• also: mullet pics.

• is on reddit SOLELY for the purpose of biker groups. could probably write a thesis on an single engine part. probably has. don't ask him to show you.

RIKI NENDOU

• this guy BARELY knows how to operate a phone, let alone the internet.

• only really uses his phone to google stuff and talk to his buddies.

• nendou... is so bad at spelling... like... SO bad.

• half the time nobody can decipher his messages it's just that horrendous.

• uses emojis, but doesn't open the emoji tab?? so he'll type the emoji he wants and then leave the word prompt in the message?? (ex: 'ramen 🍜 after school 🏫 ?')

• made a seperate account for koriki no.2 but just uses it as his own.

• his first time posting a picture of himself one of those ⓘ - generated by ai messages was under it. THEY THINK HE’S TOO UGLY TO BE REAAALL.

• unintelligible comments left on everything he sees.

• also likes everything he sees. his fyp/explore pages are filled with nonsense. nothing makes sense.

• there are a lot of cute animal videos though - this is a recurring theme.

REITA TORITSUKA

• sigh.

• falls for those ads that are like: 'horny women in the area ready to fuck'.

• REALLY?? WHERE?

• has a lot of malware downloaded without his knowledge.

• a reddit troll, there's no doubt about it. he LIVES to piss people off on that site. think colin robinson in that one episode (this is a niche reference).

• i regret to inform everyone, but before omegle shut down... he was a regular.

• probably has several failed business ideas. also has probably invested in cryptocurrency, bragged about his newfound riches, lost his newfound riches due to the market collapsing, and the cycle continues.

• says outrageous things on twitter. outrageous. one might even go as far as to say heinous.

• probably has hate pages made about him.

KINESHI HAIRO

• without a doubt has a gym bro tiktok account, might be a disciple of joey swoll.

• reposts those 'before and after' gym pictures with messages of congratulations to the person - he's so sweet. >_<

• probably has a couple thousand followers, a lot of people from his local gym follow him.

• contrary to popular belief, he doesn't type with caps on all the time. keeps auto capitalisation on and uses a lot of exclamation marks though.

• is the person who created the class groupchat. and the group chat of the ENTIRE school year. he literally added EVERYONE to it.

• follows everyone? like... people don't even know how he knows everyone but he does?? (he's just really friendly).

• there's multiple videos that he's tagged in of him doing kind things for people, hairo is such a sweetheart guys.

• uses his platform to give fitness advice to people. there's a lot of motivational quotes plastered on his accounts.

KOKOMI TERUHASHI

• of course teruhashi has social media, how else will she broadcast her beauty?

• she has SO many message requests, dedicates hours a day to respond to them to maintain her 'perfect pretty girl' status.

• posts once every week at a scheduled time, get's thousands of likes without fail.

• has a finsta for her close friends.

• doesn't have tiktok but somewhow still has fan accounts on there. and on every other site.

• is really into conspiracy theories, although she won't publicise this or her stance on anything either. she must remain neutral.

• her @'s and tags are mostly full of her fans taking pictures with/of her. she appreciates it, of course! but it's still strange...

• has her brother blocked (thank god).

• has numerous ootd highlights, the people eat it up everytime.

MIKOTO AIURA

• chronic pinterest addict

• unironically uses yubo (she needs help)

• her instagram highlights are so fun to go through, it's messy but it's a hot mess

• posts A LOT, like multiple times a day

• consumes a lot of yoga/meditation media.

• a lot of her media intake is different subcultures of gyaru (obviously), but she's really into haute couture.

• she actually streams on twitch sometimes, mostly to do online readings for people - she also does makeup tutorials and posts fashion advice!

• has also been banned by twitch several times for bypassing terms of service. (it's not her fault that the admins are sensitive).

• her most used app is probably spotify. has ayesha erotica in most of her playlists.

• she has a seperate account for her business, she posts newly decorated crystal balls each week and does free weekly readings in order to promote herself.

CHIYO YUMEHARA

• runs a semi-popular baking yt, (which saiki follows, to the knowledge of no one)

• used to post gacha life love story videos.

• might be the only person who knows about kaidous secret wattpad account (bar saiki obviously), reads everything he writes and inserts herself into his scenarios.

• types all cutesy and uses emoticons like there is no tomorrow

• 'hai hai everyone!! (^_^)' <- for example.

• buys sketchy stuff off aliexpress that promise the most ludicrous results (ex: she buys fat burning/slimming creams and expects them to give her a perfect beach body, gets confused when it gives her a rash and then buys more).

• has an etsy shop and makes custom jewellery (makes it free for her friends and leaves it in their desks with a custom note, it's very wholesome).

• her notes app is under LOCK AND KEY. that shit is more secure than the nuclear codes.

CHISATO MERA

• doesn't have a phone. can't even afford gas and electric, let alone internet. is poor.

• BUT IF SHE WASN'T!!

• would join giveaways even if they're obviously fake. she's desperate.

• miraculously end up WINNING ONE?? she gets flown out to be featured in one of those obnoxious youtubers videos and comes back with a fat paycheck and ridiculously expensive electronics (which she eventually sells, probably to pay the rent).

• is a reoccurring guest on yumehara's yt channel, as a taste-tester, obviously.

• was also meant to critique the food but she rates everything a 10/10 so was not very useful.

• her most used app? let's all be honest with ourselves, it's a food delivery one.

• has the most games downloaded out of everyone, mostly to entertain her siblings when they're bored.

IMU RIFUTA

• has a really cute and aesthetic tumblr - yet somewhow doesn't know what fanfiction is?

• dear god this girl uses everskies. she ABSOLUTELY uses everskies. has been banned several times.

• has so many throwaway accounts. like it breaches fifty, it's getting to be a problem.

• definitely argues with people on public forums, you can't convince me that this girl doesn't have festering anger building up inside her, arguing online is like a rage room for her.

• her phone layout is one of those aesthetic pink ones, she spent hours on it. hours.

• this girl is a MASTER stalker. has every social media under the sun, even the ones nobody has heard about in years.

• is unnervingly good at editing photos and videos.

• her alts are constantly getting suspended for harassment. has anonymously harassed saiki multiple times (he knows its her).

• everything she posts is really over-the-top with cutesy filters, like, blindingly so.

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