#sanjiiiiiiiiiii

[buggyandthebartoclub]

MDNI / AGELESS BLOGS!!!! I’ll block you!! Add some kind of adult identifier to your blog or I’ll block you!!! Pleaseeeeee stop making me block yallllll come on 😭😭😭 (divider by @/saradika)

Sanji would eat you out like every lick would clean a part of his soul and every suck and swirl could mend the heart he says shattered when he saw you because you weren’t his and he’d have blood running down his face and he’d smear it all over your thighs as he’s kissing and licking and biting and marking you all the way up to what he swears is his favorite meal and he’ll taste you and savor you until the bed is drenched you both feel high and breathless, trembling as his breath is hot against your skin where he lays against your thigh all disheveled and bloody and utterly gone from his mind when you run hands through his messy hair and make him whine when you whisper your thanks against his throat and -

#cant breatheeeeeeere #sanjiiiiiiiiiii #yeah it’s about that one piece of Sanji art that is my brain screensaver #which is funny bc it’s off my other Sanji fic #but now it’s this #hahahaha #sanjiiiiiiiiiiiii #anyway yeah I’m hyperventilating a lil about this oh my god #gtg I have things to do and it’s 5:30a my freetime is running out before kiddo wakes up lol #husband is off today but I take morning parent duty bc I go to bed earlier so #but like #imagine #tw blood #blood #blood mention #cw blood #cw blood mention #tw blood mention #mdni #Sanji #sanji/reader #Unhinged writing #Bartos burlesque hours #Featuring sanji #Should I continue this #Idk maybe * twirls hair and kicks feet*

[sa-bo]

WHAT THE FUCK THEY DOING TO MY BOY

#IM IN THE SABAUDY ARC #SANJIIIIIIIIIII AAAAUAUAUUUGHHHHHHHHHHH

[alfreedomm]

SANJIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!! 💙🍥

#one piece #Sanji #I drew smthn

[superbattrash]

Nice of you to explain you’re not just a big kitty, Kuma, sweetie, but that doesn’t take away the fact that you’re fucking murdering the love of my life yaknow

SANJIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! YOU’RE COMING TO SAVE YOUR HUSBAND 😭😭😭💛💚💛💚💛💚 …not that it works AAAAAA THE LOOK OF HORROR IS BACK NOOOOOO ZORO IS SO WORRIED ABOUT HIS BELOVEDDDDD

I had a side note but I completely forgot it the second Sanji came to Zoro’s rescue… oops. Will probably circle back 🤷🏻

#good god my zosan heart is bleeding 😭💔 #mish watches one piece

[lilnasxvevo]

SANJIIIIIIIIIII

#he’s just so. he.

[daonepiece]

(henlo. are you okay?)

Blrrprlblrrrppplllll *the sound of someone underwater*

(Hello! I am probably not very okay? 😭)

The situation is pretty typical:

I had this particular goal in mind. I'm steadily reaching it. That's good! But I also realized that while doing so I had no time left for myself (this blog as well). That's bad! ... ... Huh!?!? So is it good or bad??

However this may go on, I am grateful for your message, it is the little breath of air that I need right now. Thank you 🥺💞💞💞

#we have a chat #my heart 🥺 #every now and then I only steal a look at my dash 😭 #so much is going on for one piece right now omgggg #the intense development in new chaptersssss #zoro's birthdayyyyyyyy #the LA cast revealllllllll #sanjiiiiiiiiiii my man my boy my baby 😭😭😭

[zeteth]

headcannons where sanji wears the ‘kiss the chef’ apron

 warnings: kinda gay/x reader/just read the title gosh darn it

okok so AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i havent met the whole crew so ima go with what I know lol

so while sanji cooks he wears the apron

im pretty sure that luffys gonna try to kiss him first but sanji avoids it

sanji prob yells at him 

“wHAT in THE FIkRIING WoLRD aRE yOu doiNG.”

“but sanjiiiiiiiiiii it says kiss the chef”

it would be lokey dumb/cute

honestly, i don’t ship sanji and luffy but this is just an acceptation

imagine sanji just avoiding luffy for like a week

whenever luffy would just look at him sanji would go blush and just shrivel and die

i mean how would you react to someone trying to kiss you

you would prob avoid them too right?

speaking of you

it all depends on what gender you are?

unless sanji is just headover heels for you too

anyways if you were a girl and you kiss him

he would be dead

LOCAL NEWS: man dies from nose bleed

yuuuuup thats what would happen

sure sanji gets nosebleeds from the gorls but just kissing him a whole new level my son 

this man will go ______-CHWAN~~~~~ 

and boom you just murdered a man 

you better attended his funeral 

okok imagine this:

this is sanjis funeral

we are slowly and sadly plays softly in the background

everyone is in black and their wiping their tears

its raining and its cold but they are here for their friend

luffy starts:

“we are here today to celebrate-- we are here today to remember sanji”

“he was a good simp-- he was a good man”

“he unfortunately died of a nose bleed--

someone snickered in the crowd 

apparently its zoro 

and he got a bonk from nami

speaking of zoro(aka my son or your son)

okok so zoro just magically woke up before lunch and walked in the kitchen

and he saw it and then hes thinking

ooga booga caveman brain lets do the thing on the apron

and then it happens

like its zoros and sanjis first kiss boom 

zosan nation confirmed 

and then imagine zoro being unfazed by it

and then sanji is all blushy blushy and the fluffy fluffy

just daw~~~~~~~~~~~~

they cute they are reawly cute

(if you guys want more of this i have some ideas just ask *insert lenny face*)

#one piece #one piece headcannons #luffy #monkey d luffy #zoro #roronoa zoro #sanji #vinsmoke sanji #sanji x reader #gender nuetral #zosan #sanji x zoro #sanji x luffy #oof #sanji x reader headcannons #zoro x sanji headcannons #kinda gay lol

[tendous-socks]

SANJIIIIIIIIIII NOOOOOO 😭😭😭

PLEASE I LOVE HIM SO MUCH BABY IM SO SOREY FOR CALLIJG YOU STINKY YOURE THE LMOL😭😭

LOVE YOU MWAH BABY YOU DONT DESERVE THIS SHIT

[herpyderpyhurhur]

feeed him, sanjiiiiiiiiiii ;D;

#how can one piece still be so good gdi #me