#sanshou tag

[mauraeyk]

Get attacked!! ✨🌈SEND THIS TO OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING🌈✨

sanshou 💚 you're so sweet for thinking of me, you're wonderful, too!!!

#kers answers #sanshou tag

[pictureyous]

A great day to celebrate a great friend! Happy birthday Heidi! 🎊✨

Thank you! 💕

#31st bday #my birthday #sanshou tag

[jeremyknoxs]

Warmest wishes and love on your birthday and always!

thank you so much!!! 🫶🫶

#asks #sanshou tag #17th 💌

[fineillsignup]

“#Challenge” (Sakura and Rock Lee brotp gen) - Shinobi Summerfest 2019

@keepyourpantsongohan! You are my giftee for @shinobisummerfest and you requested (among other possibilities) fluff/humour, any member of team 7, and the keyword “green”! And that of course made me think of the beautiful Eternal Rivalry 2.0 between Sakura and Rock Lee. I hope you enjoy this fic, which is also available on AO3 in my Sakura & Lee Eternal Rivals one-shot collection!

———

“Sakura-san!!!”

Only Lee could speak at a regular volume and yet she could still hear the multiple exclamation points in his tone. Still, Sakura smiled. She was just about done harvesting the sanshou husks anyway. “Hi, Lee! Nice weather, isn’t it?”

“Alas, I have hardly been able to enjoy it! I have been outside for my daily thousand laps around Konoha only.” He took a deep breath of the cool, crisp autumn air, and brightened a little. “Indeed, you are right Sakura-san! This pleasant chill calls out for hot-blooded exertion! We can bring summer to life no matter what the weather!”

“Maybe I’ll join you for another hundred laps, then, when I’m done here,” said Sakura, picking another berry off the plant. “What’s been keeping you inside, mission reports?”

Lee suddenly looked stricken again. “No! Konohamaru-kun has been most kindly teaching Guy-sensei and I how to use the computer! It is most kind of him, because now Guy-sensei will be easily able to record down all his wisdom for students of taijutsu across the world, and even generations yet to come to be able to benefit from it!”

“Oh? That really is great!” said Sakura. “Shizune’s been digitizing her poisons compendium and it really does make searching it easier. Is Guy-sensei enjoying it?”

“Well, he is, but so far he has not been able to get the ‘hits’. I am not quite sure about what the ‘hits’ are, but apparently you get them when people read and watch your content. So I have been trying to come up with ways to help his wonderful work attract attention! But alas! Nothing I have done is sufficient! We cannot get the hits, Sakura-san!” His large eyebrows knit together as his lip trembled.

Sakura hurriedly grabbed a few more berries and then called it a day. “That really does sound like a challenge, Lee. Is there anything I can do to help?”

“A challenge!” Lee’s melancholy was swept off of him in an instant. “You are so right as always, Sakura-san! Of course! It’s a challenge! A good challenge is never easy, is it? I will not give up! I will get the hits for Guy-sensei! That means I need to train more!”

Sakura tied her hair up. “First to a hundred laps, then? Loser buys me dango.”

Lee chortled. “Ohohoho! Your youthful confidence inspires me, my eternal rival! I will buy you dango even when I win!”

“Ready… steady… go!”

A red-pink streak and green-black blur shot forward and were almost instantly out of sight.

(this art was previously made for this series by @corgi-ears and is used with permission)

 ———

“Sakura-san!!!”

Sakura nearly flipped over the entire table at the curry restaurant where she was almost finished her curry udon. “Lee! How many times do I have to tell you not to sneak up on me like that!”

“I am most sincerely sorry! But when I saw you it was like the answer to my dreams!” Lee clutched at his chest. “My youthful spirit is flagging! I require your spirit, like a spring breeze, to revive my purpose!”

Sakura blinked at him. “Maybe you should eat some curry. I think that will be more helpful than a spring breeze.”

Lee clapped his hands, then flagged down a waiter to order a katsu-don. “You see how your practicality already assists me. You have your finger on the pulse of youth!”

“Actually, let me take your pulse, Lee,” Sakura said with a worried frown. “You don’t look so good.”

“Ahahahahaha,” chortled Lee as she put her fingers over his wrist, “well, you see, I haven’t eaten. Or slept.”

“For how long?!” Sakura demanded.

Lee’s big round eyes were twitching around in his head. “In the heat of my passion, one day is no different than another!”

“Lee,” Sakura said reprovingly.

“I need the hits, Sakura!” he pleaded. “I cannot rest until I get Guy-sensei the hits!”

“You are going to eat your curry, and then I am going to take you home, where you are going to get rest. You know, inspiration can strike in dreams, sometimes!”

“That is true…” Lee brooded, drumming his fingers on the table. “That is very true.”

Lee ended up nearly falling asleep in his curry. Sakura sighed, fished in his pockets to get enough money to pay for his share (since she only had enough for her own), then hoisted him unceremoniously over her shoulder and across the village to his apartment.

———

“Sakura—oh, hello Naruto-kun. Sakura-san! I have come up with an idea! It struck me in my dreams, just as you predicted! That was very cool of you, you know.”

Sakura was reattaching Naruto’s prosthetic pinky. “That’s great, Lee!”

“Can’t this go any faster, Sakura-chan?” whined Naruto. “I was only in such a hurry in the first place because I heard old man Teuchi is debuting a new flavour of ramen today! It’s the first time he’s debuted a new flavour in over a decade! I gotta get a bowl before it sells out dattebayo!”

“Haven’t you ever heard of the saying haste makes waste?” Sakura said, stitching the prosthetic back together with what seemed to Naruto to be deliberate slowness. “Let this be a lesson to you not to try to close a window when your hand is still right under it. You’re only lucky this was your prosthetic hand!”

“But Sakura-san, indeed, if you could finish it quickly I would be most grateful! You see, we have to spread the virus!” Lee said.

Sakura paused with the needle mid-stitch.

“Don’t distract her, Caterpillar Brows!” griped Naruto.

“Spread what virus?” said Sakura. The needle still didn’t move. “Lee, are you sick?”

“No, no, spread the virus on the computer! To get the hits!” Lee said.

Sakura relaxed, and to Naruto’s relief, resumed reattaching the finger. “Oh! You mean we need to go viral, I think. Well, it’s easier said than done.”

“But I have heard the viruses are about challenges! Sakura-san! Surely no one is better at challenges than you and I!”

“Heh! Yeah! Sakura-chan could do a bottle cap challenge in her sleep, probably,” said Naruto, flexing his hand now that Sakura had finished reattaching the pinky. “She could probably make the caps explode off every bottle in the convenience store if she wanted to!”

“Bottle cap challenge?” asked Sakura.

“You do a spin-kick—” Naruto tried to demonstrate, and Sakura caught his foot with one hand, making him flail. “Sakura-chan! I’m trying to show you!”

“This is a hospital, idiot Naruto!”

“Well you do a spin-kick,” Naruto pouted, tugging his foot free with some difficulty, “and you make the cap of the bottle come off without knocking over the bottle!”

“Oh! Precision, huh? That actually does sound fun. Yeah, Lee and I could both do that easily. Will that really make us go viral, though?” Sakura pointed out. “I mean, you have to take it to the next level from what people are already doing, right?”

“Of course! You and I must not limit ourselves to a single challenge, after all, we are eternal rivals…” Lee trailed off. “That’s it! That’s the answer, Sakura-san!!!!”

Though she was bewildered, Sakura patted Lee arm affectionately as he twirled her around the clinic room.

“Hey! How come he gets to do that kind of thing and I don’t? It’s not fair -ttebayo,” grumbled Naruto.

———

Tsunade hit play on the video.

A montage of Sakura and Lee smashing their heads through brick walls began to play.

She hit pause, switched to another tab, and hit play again.

This time Sakura shouted at the camera, “Water running! Taijutsu only! Go!” and Lee took off across the water.

“Children might drown trying to do this,” Tsunade said severely, then clicked to the next tab. “But that isn’t the worst thing I’ve seen from you two. Oh no. I saved the very worst for last.”

The camera was struggling to focus in the smoky and dimly lit interior of Konoha’s best, and indeed only, izakaya.

“B-bottle cap challenge?” Lee was slurring. “There’s no challenge I won’t take! No path I won’t walk! No mountain I won’t—hic—climb! No c-curry I won’t eat! No tracksuit I won’t wear! No squirrel I won’t pet! No… no… where was I going with this, Tenten?”

“The bottle cap challenge,” Tenten, from behind the camera, prompted.

“R-right, bottle caps! You challenged me, you metallic… you metallic… butts!” Lee swore in his strongest possible words at the bottle caps.

“Yeah! Tell ‘em!” Sakura, who had been face down on the table, suddenly jerked her head up, revealing cheeks as pink as her hair. “Is it time? We’re gonna kick their butts, Lee?”

“Let’s go! For youuuuth!”

After that, what was happening in front of the camera became very difficult to follow indeed. There was screaming, shouting, the sounds of broken glass, Lee and Sakura shouting numbers back and forth at each other. Tsunade hit pause and scrolled down slightly to reveal the text beneath.

#EternalRivalChallenge

Tag the person YOU want to see become YOUR eternal rival in the comments!

Views: 7,390,830 Likes: 790k

“Well, what do you have to say for yourselves?” Tsunade demanded.

“I’m so very sorry shishou,” Sakura began, head hung low. “I know we were encouraging irresponsible drinking—”

“Not that nonsense,” Tsunade interrupted crossly. “Do you know what you’ve done to the sake supply in this village? Do you know the depths to which I had to debase myself, begging Shimura-san, the izakaya owner, not to leave town? Do you know how hard it is to get a bar to stay open in a ninja village?!”

Lee and Sakura looked at each other and shook their heads.

“I’m docking both of your mission pay by 20% until the damage to Shimura-san is paid back,” Tsunade said severely, “and I want you to consider that you have gotten off very lightly, and only because the ninja academy has seen its enrolment applications for the taijutsu program more than triple since you posted these videos. But you two are on notice. No more sake challenges!”

“Yes, Hokage-sama,” they both said.

“Good,” said Tsunade, “dismissed.”

The two fled out the window before Tsunade could change her mind about the lightness of their punishment.

Tsunade pulled a sake bottle out of her drawer, and went to open it, paused, put it on her desk, eyed it for a moment, and then spun the cap off with one well-aimed kick of her kitten heel.

“Still got it,” she murmured, pleased, and took a swig.

#shinobisummerfest2019 #rock lee #sakura haruno #my fanfic #eternal rivals #brotp #gen fic #naruto #i feel more youthful already #alcohol

[samuraijitsu]

@infamous_wu13 (Feel free to repost, just Tag me thx) Consecutive normal punches , Can you #floatingballchallenge smooth like me? Do it and tag me and I’ll shout you out on my page! Med ball 20Lbs #muaythai#judo#jiujitsu#jujitsu#sport#wjjf#workout#martialarts#mma#teakwando#wrestling#silat#ninja#wushu#kungfu#arnis#boxing#Sanshou#sanda#Aikido#kenjitsu#kendo#Hapkido#Sumo#kickboxing#Kajukenbo#crossfit#Kempo#sparing#kobudo @jjkikuwait @wjjfkuwait @azizsyr @sportjujitsu @i_muay_thai https://www.instagram.com/p/B07G0rMn5Hy/?igshid=14z0n1xks8p08

#floatingballchallenge #muaythai #judo #jiujitsu #jujitsu #sport #wjjf #workout #martialarts #mma #teakwando #wrestling #silat #ninja #wushu #kungfu #arnis #boxing #sanshou #sanda #aikido #kenjitsu #kendo #hapkido #sumo #kickboxing #kajukenbo #crossfit #kempo #sparing

[ninja-weapons]

Via @farakicks / This guy tried to break into this judoka's parents house.. Bad mistake, my friend.. Bad mistake 😂😂💯💯 . . 🤙Tag and share with your friends that love Jiu-Jitsu! Oss🤙 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷• • • • • #kudo #blackbelt#Sanshou #sambo #самбо#sambo #selfdefense #streetfight#hapkido #айкидо #kick#kravmaga #silat #knife#aikidoka #самозащита #aikido #kempo#jiujitsu#attack#silat#kravmagabrasil#bjj#kravmagagl #oss https://www.instagram.com/p/BtyvhRDF9Bp/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=11rkjc29znspz

#kudo #blackbelt #sanshou #sambo #самбо #selfdefense #streetfight #hapkido #айкидо #kick #kravmaga #silat #knife #aikidoka #самозащита #aikido #kempo #jiujitsu #attack #kravmagabrasil #bjj #kravmagagl #oss

[kampfkunstsoest-blog]

*Teamwertung Platz 1* Die Starter der Kampfkunstschule Tetzlaff erreichen mit ihren Einzelwertungen die beste Teamwertung bei dem Newcomer-Cup der DTO! Klasse Tag mit tollen Leistungen unseres Teams. Ein detaillierter Bericht folgt #kkstetzlaff #kampfkunstsoest #kampfkunstanröchte #kampfkunstlp #soest #erwitte #lippstadt #anröchte #kampfkunstschule #tetzlaff #bestesteam #starkesteam #teamleistung #winner #sieger #bestteam #wirmachenkinderstark #kungfu #kickboxen #sanshou #samuraikids (hier: Kampfkunstschule Tetzlaff) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq3LF2MAXaY/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ix2pnc3fm0t6

#kkstetzlaff #kampfkunstsoest #kampfkunstanröchte #kampfkunstlp #soest #erwitte #lippstadt #anröchte #kampfkunstschule #tetzlaff #bestesteam #starkesteam #teamleistung #winner #sieger #bestteam #wirmachenkinderstark #kungfu #kickboxen #sanshou #samuraikids

[dynastymma]

DYNASTY TORONTO SEMINAR 2018 - Dynasty's Lavell "Shaolin" Marshall (1x World Champion, 5x National Champion) & Sabir "Cobra" Bagautdinov (1x World Cup Champion, 1x National Champion, 4x Provincial Champion, 4-0 MMA) will be in Toronto to teach their style of wrestling and striking techniques for combat sports and self-defense! - One chance to learn world-class Sanda / Sanshou striking techniques and unique Chinese Shuai Jiao Wrestling which combines locking, tripping, and throwing. - Special Guests: Xi "Serpent" Lau (5x MMA Champion) & Khai "The Shadow" Wu (9-2, 3 KO's). - Tickets: $40 CAD at the door. Cash only. RSVP on our Facebook. LINK IN BIO. Tag a friend who would want to come! https://ift.tt/2HbXBMh

#IFTTT #Instagram

[pictureyous]

Happy 30th Birthday Heidi!!! Have a wonderful day! (◕‿◕)♡

Thank you! 🥰

#sanshou tag #moots tag #you only turn 30 once

[ninja-weapons]

Is this technique effective in a real life situation? Comments? Tag your friends 👥⠀ Reposted from @selfdefense.system - Реально ли сделать эту технику на улице ? Комментируем ? ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ #удар #нож #кудо #hapkido #aikido #самбо #sambo #selfdefense #kravmagaglobal #кикбоксинг #blackbelt#айкидо #jiujitsu#джиуджитсу #бжж #Sanshou #кравмага #ушу #kravmaga #мма #kempo #каратэ #тхэквондо #bjj #бокс #самозащита#JeetKuneDo - #regrann https://www.instagram.com/p/Bst1nBAFYM9/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ov7uqrhzoha7

#удар #нож #кудо #hapkido #aikido #самбо #sambo #selfdefense #kravmagaglobal #кикбоксинг #blackbelt #айкидо #jiujitsu #джиуджитсу #бжж #sanshou #кравмага #ушу #kravmaga #мма #kempo #каратэ #тхэквондо #bjj #бокс #самозащита #jeetkunedo #regrann

[ninja-weapons]

Just for fun 😂 Rate the technique from 1 to 10? Comments? ⠀ Tag your friends 👥⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ @selfdefense.system ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ #jiujitsu #черныйпояс #bjj #silat #streetfight #Kajukenbo #blackbelt #kyokushin #самозащита #karate #instagood #Sanshou #kenjitsu #самбо #sambo #selfdefense #kyokushinkai #aikidoka #kickboxing #dailyhumor #kempo #kravmagabrasil #funny #hapkido #aikido #JeetKuneDo #айкидо #karate #karateka #kravmaga #kravmagaglobal https://www.instagram.com/p/BsEOTMGFbqX/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=rl66w8aokqu8

#jiujitsu #черныйпояс #bjj #silat #streetfight #kajukenbo #blackbelt #kyokushin #самозащита #karate #instagood #sanshou #kenjitsu #самбо #sambo #selfdefense #kyokushinkai #aikidoka #kickboxing #dailyhumor #kempo #kravmagabrasil #funny #hapkido #aikido #jeetkunedo #айкидо #karateka #kravmaga #kravmagaglobal

[ninja-weapons]

@Regran_ed from @selfdefense.system - Is this technique effective in a real life situation? Comments? Video by: @bujutsu.kawahata Tag your friends 👥⠀ ⠀ #jiujitsu #айкидо #silat #Kajukenbo #Sanshou #hapkido #aikido #JeetKuneDo #attack#silat #kenjitsu #самбо #sambo #selfdefense #aikidoka #kickboxing #kravmaga #кравмага #самозащита #knife #kempo#kravmagabrasil #нож #kick#kravmagaglobal - #regrann https://www.instagram.com/p/BrRWS1blZsd/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1dgi7o8qb2ueg

#jiujitsu #айкидо #silat #kajukenbo #sanshou #hapkido #aikido #jeetkunedo #attack #kenjitsu #самбо #sambo #selfdefense #aikidoka #kickboxing #kravmaga #кравмага #самозащита #knife #kempo #kravmagabrasil #нож #kick #kravmagaglobal #regrann

[ninja-weapons]

@Regran_ed from @selfdefense.system - Via @selfdefense.system / Is this technique effective in a real life situation? Comments? Video by: @modern_civilian_combat Like❤️ / comments 📝 Tag your friends 👥 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ #kudo #JeetKuneDo #training #kickboxing #армия #kravmaga #hapkido #attack #life #silat #training #silat #kempo #sambo #selfdefense #military #самозащита #Sanshou #kick #jiujitsu #kenjitsu #self #самбо #mma#Kajukenbo - #regrann https://www.instagram.com/p/BrjbOGPFk6I/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=klg7bmct87ey

#kudo #jeetkunedo #training #kickboxing #армия #kravmaga #hapkido #attack #life #silat #kempo #sambo #selfdefense #military #самозащита #sanshou #kick #jiujitsu #kenjitsu #self #самбо #mma #kajukenbo #regrann