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hecateslore · 2 months

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supervisor!simon

happy v-day shawtyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

“You done staring?” He teases.

“Sorry.” you say embarrassed, “You gonna stay in here?” he motions to the room, “Uh no.” you get up wiping the sweat on your hands on your pants. Simon goes back into his office for a quick second, and you walk to the front, hearts scattered on empty desks, strings of hearts on the ceilings. It looked cute.

Simon walked out of his office noticing you weren’t in the back office. Simon had to collect himself in his office, the way you were staring at him, he held his head down to avoid your gaze. Simon didn’t want to admit it, but you held eye contact, damn good. Sometimes it was so good he could feel his skin getting hot.

He liked that, and the conversation you both had today made him feel warm inside. He was excited that you decided to stay, even perfect because Johnny didn’t say anything about staying…to him at least. This was the perfect opportunity to just keep talking to you, and to get Johnny out of the way somehow.

Simon walks out of his office and there he was, in a pink boa and sparkly hat. Simon could feel his eye twitch (spongebob headahhhhh) Johnny takes a look at the headband Simon has on his head, exactly like yours. “You staying?” Simon asks, voice monotone.

“Yeah.” Johnny says, eyeing simon, “Nice hearts.” he snorts walking past him to the front office. A part of Simon wanted to grab the nearest keyboard mouse and wrap it around his neck. But he refrained.

Simon entered the front office, looking at all the decorations, “Do you like it?” Linda said as she handed him a glass of apple cider, “I love it, “ Simon said sarcastically and poor Linda didn’t catch on thinking he was being genuine. Simon sees you and Johnny, you, sitting on a desk with your hall full Snapple, and Johnny making some stupid ass joke that you're having a hard time understanding.

Simon downs his drink, eyes still on you two. He grabs another glass from Linda's hand, and makes his way over to you and Johnny.

“It means like the best or so good.” Johnny explained, “What’s the best?” Simon appears behind him, “Oh hello,” you say sweetly and Simon almost melts. “That’s for you,” he reaches over Johnny and Johnny gives a “what the fuck face” to Simon. You take the plastic cup from him, “it’s from linda.” he nods, which wasn’t completely true but not false. “What is it?”

“Apple cider I think.” It was apple cider. He downed a cup full. “As I was saying,” Johnny glares at Simon, “It means the best, or like it’s the greatest.” You only nod, and Simon looks between you two, “I could never understand what he used to say back then either.” Simon admits to get a rise out of Johnny.

Your eyes widen, “I can understand you.” You try to assure Johnny, “I speak English, “Johnny says to Simon, annoyed. Simon only shrugs a grin wide on his face as he does so. “Just messing with you.” Simon pats his shoulder, giving it a squeeze, and Johnny shrugs him off, “I’m gonna get some cake, want some?” Johnny asks you.

Simon almost sticks his finger down his throat. “I’ll stay here.” you pat the desk. “Excellent choice.” Simon says as he hops on the desk, now sitting next to you. “What was the lover boy talking about?” Simon asks, picking up your glass of apple cider while taking a sip, “He said something that I haven’t heard before.” You say watching simon drink from your cup.

“It’s the best.” Simon mocks Johnny, “Don’t be mean.” you warn. Simon puts his hands up in defense, “So did he ask you to be his valentine?” Simon nudged your side causing you to giggle and shove him slightly.

“He didn’t, did he ask you?” you joke, “Linda gave me a box of chocolates.” he shrugs, “lucky.” you say fake frowning, “you want some?” he asks, “they’re in my office.” he points to the back office door with his thumb. “Oh what the hell.” you shrug hopping off the desk, Simon copies you and walks to the back to go get the chocolate.

You get into his office, and you plop in his chair while he searches for the chocolate. He finally finds it under paperwork that was spread across his desk, “did you find it?” He holds up the pink and red heart shaped box. “How cute” you chirp, Simon hands you the box, “Open it up.” he says, looking for more candy in his office, “Can we stay in here.” you ask then stuff a heart shaped chocolate in your mouth, Simon stops searching, “Can I ask why?” He raises a brow.

“I kind of need to get away from johnny.” you whisper, Simon could feel his heartbeat going faster and faster, “He’s bothering you?” he furrows his brows, “Not bothering he’s just been on my tail today.”

“So he’s bothering you?” you shake your head, “can I stay in here, yes or no?”

“Well obviously.” he says, moving around the room to sit on the desk in front of you. “Thought you were in love back there.” he snorted, taking a chocolate from the box. “I’m not in love,” you cackle, “good chocolate” he says aloud. You nod agreeing with him. “Can I be honest with you, for a moment?” you ask, “Depends,”

“Depends on what?” he grabs another chocolate from the box, popping it into his mouth, “Is it professional?” he covers his mouth when speaking, not giving you a view of the chewed up chocolate. “It’s not.” you say looking at the chocolates, choosing the most appealing. “I mean we are out of work.” He notes. “So is that a yes?” you look at him, “it’s whatever you want it to be.” he shrugs.

You sigh, “I guess I'll tell you.” you adjust yourself on the chair, “I don’t think I like johnny like I think I do.” Simon raises his brows, Simon prayed for times like this. “And this probably weird cause I’ve hated you and you’ve hated me, and here I am confiding in you like we didn’t want to smack the shit out of each other” You rattle on and Simon Holds up one finger stopping you, “I never wanted to lay a finger on you, but continue.” he finishes and then grabs the box out of your lap, “I was just exaggerating, but our conversation just have been so blah.” you express, and simon only nods, staring at the box of chocolate.

“Johnny’s a good looking guy, not much but meets the eye.” he chimes in. “Well he has nice qualities, he goes to church.” you add. “I went to church.”

“Not what I mean.But, I know stuff about him but I don’t know stuff, y’know.” Simon only stares at the way you use your hands to talk, emphasizing every word, Johnny’s a weird man. “He’s scottish.” he jokes, “Very funny, Simon.” you nag. “We’ve been talking for almost a week and he still hasn’t asked me on a date.” you exasperate. “That’s a shame.” Simon frowns sarcastically.

“So you like him?” Simon asks, “I dont know.” you slouch. “Maybe give it a few days.” he suggests, a tight feeling in his chest from his own words. “He’s probably looking for me as we speak.” You say and Simon chuckles, “wouldn’t put it past him.”

“You wanna head back out there.” you only sigh at him, and his heart aches a little bit, Simon would never do this, he’d let you know everything about him. His favorite color, the shoes he wore as a child, what his childhood home looked like. You would know all of it.

“I can’t believe you still have that on.” you chuckle as you point to the matching headband, he reaches out and flicks the heart on your head band, you laugh at the gesture. “Pointing.is.rude.” he says, flicking the hearts one by one.

You both walk back to the front, Johnny left a little earlier, you left your phone on the desk you were sitting at earlier. A text message from Johnny, “Left, see you tomorrow.”

Simon was at the snack table picking off the charcuterie board, eating olives and cheese, sometimes eating the occasional grape. “Johnny left.” you appear beside him, picking up a piece of brie with a cracker. “This is so unsanitary, but I can’t stop.” he says, and you roll your eyes, “Did you hear me?” you ask, “Johnny left.” you restate, “good, he was being whiny.”

You only chuckle at his reaction. Watching him choose the next piece of cheese carefully. “What happened between you two?” Simon eyes you from his peripheral, “ Nothing happened, he’s just odd now.” He shrugs, stacking meat and cheese on a cracker. “That looks good,” you point.

“Stop pointing,” he pushes your hand and you laugh at his weird antics. “I’m not spitting on your food,” you laugh, “It feels like it.” he says faking his defense.

“You don’t have a valentine, Simon?” Smon shakes his head no, cheese and crackers in his mouth. “I Don’t like Valentine's day.” he adds, handing you a grape. “Can’t tell.” He only snorts at your comment, “I like the food and stuff, that’s cool.” he nods. “I like new years.” you comment and he nods agreeing, “Me too” He rolls back his sleeve, “It’s getting late.” he sighs, “Yeah.” you add, “I think I’m gonna head out.” you say checking your phone screen. “This was fun.” he says holding his hand out, “It was okay.” you joke taking his hand, giving it a proper shake.

“Have a good night.” he flicks your head band one more time, and you swat his hands away, “You too,” you say, stealing one more grape before you leave.

#supervisor!Simon #simon ghost riley #simon riley #simon ghost x reader #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley imagine #ghost call of duty #ghost cod #ghost mw2 #mw2 ghost #simon riley cod #simon riley x you #simon riley fluff

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artemisthewh0re · 1 year

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Sweetheart

Pre-outbreak!Joel Miller x Chubby Black Reader

Warnings: interrupted sex, morning sex, oral (fem receiving), age gap (reader is mid-20s and Joel is 36), fluff, Joel is a gentle and giving man

A/N: Sorry it took so long to finish depression has been beating my ass. The fluff is dedicated to @rocketrhap3000

Sunlight shines through your sheer curtains, illuminating dust particles in the air. The morning sun was one of the only reasons you hated staying at Joel's. He refused to get curtains that actually kept light out. You had thick, black drapes that could block out sun even in the middle of the day in your apartment. Joel found your hatred for the sun hilarious much to your annoyance, affectionately calling you a hermit every time you whined about it.

Joel grunts as he turns over to face you. His dark eyes slowly open, a groggy smile on his face.

"Mornin' sweetheart," his voice is husky with sleep. Joel pushes a few locs from your face to give you a kiss on the cheek. You only groan in response. "Stop whinin' you hermit," Joel laughs. You cuddle up closer to him, pressing your face against his bare chest. Joel's fingers rake through your hair while his other hand rubs your back. You almost fall back asleep, Joel's heart beat lulling you into a peaceful void. Instead you're reawakened by your boyfriend rubbing your arm and pushing you to get up.

"No it's too early to get up," you moan, pulling a pillow over your face. Joel nudges you more with his nose.

"Come on, I'll make you breakfast."

"I'd rather die than eat your or Sarah's cooking," you joke. Your body starts to wake up more from Joel's annoying pushing. You remove the pillow from your face and smack Joel with it.

"Hey don't talk bad about my daughter! She's only poisoned you twice," he says in a sarcastic voice, dodging the pillow. "Get up."

Joel peppers kisses anywhere he could find, your forehead, your arm, your chest. He gives a kiss to each stretch mark he finds on the way. Even though Joel tries his best to rouse you, you decide to stay in bed a little longer and enjoy the attention.

"What time is it?" You ask, your fingers lace through his brown hair. Your boyfriend looks over to the bedside clock to check the time.

"7:32," he replies before going back to his kisses. Two hours before Sarah gets up. Joel makes his way down to your stomach and thighs. Your stomach tenses and your breath a little as he rubs your love handles. Butterflies spread through your body when he finally gets to your pelvis. Joel's chest rumbles in a hum, his mouth sucking hickies into your legs. The vibrations send tingles to your core. It takes everything in you not to force his mouth on your still clothed pussy. Joel senses your frustration and takes extra time to graze your inner thigh with his thumb, inching closer to your warmth.

"Don't be a tease," you sigh. A desperate aching permeates from deep within you. Your cunt clenches around phantom fingers, begging to be stimulated. His eyes meet yours when he tugs off your SpongeBob shorts. Your underwear is a testament to Joel's abilities to get you going. A damp patch sits between your legs, slowly growing with every second of teasing.

"I guess you're finally awake," Joel mocks, pulling your underwear off. A calloused finger rubs through your folds. An almost pornographic moan escapes your mouth from the sudden attention. You clasp your mouth shut with a hand to not wake Sarah. Heat builds in your body, making beads of sweat start to form on your forehead as he slips two fingers inside you. Joel’s fingers work you like clay, molding your flesh with ease. Your thighs start to shake in pleasure when Joel adds a third finger inside you. Your own hands wander underneath your oversized night shirt to play with your hardened nipples.

“Jesus Christ, Joel! That feels so fucking good, don’t stop!” Joel’s tongue licks at your clit timidly. His darkened eyes meet yours as he lowers his mouth to your pussy. You’re practically hypnotized by their darkness, almost like they’re completely black instead of the dark brown you’re used to. Joel hums in response to your plea, his mouth now acting as an organic vibrator.

Your eyes roll towards the ceiling as you try your best to silence every noise coming from your mouth. Labored breathing fills the room along with the sound of Joel’s fingers slamming into your wet pussy. Saliva drips down the side of your agape mouth as the coil that has been building in your belly tightens in preparation for your orgasm. Joel’s mouth sucks harshly on your clit, low moans escape his chest. Both of you are so wrapped up in the moment that the groggy footsteps of your step-daughter go unheard.

As your back arches in ecstasy a loud knock comes from your bedroom door.

“Dad? Are you up yet? I’m gonna make breakfast, what do you want?” The door knob turns and the door opens slightly before you can cover up.

“No!” you and Joel yell in unison. Joel attempts to hide underneath the covers, but Sarah sees it all.

“Ew, oh my god!” Sarah shrieks before slamming the door, her footsteps speed down the stairs. Joel’s face turns ruby red in embarrassment and horror as he quickly removes the covers and runs after her. You lay in the bed too afraid to look Sarah in the eyes ever again. If I get up now I’ll be able to change my identity and run to Mexico. A muffled thud comes from down stairs.

“Uncle Tommy, you'll never guess what I just saw!” Sarah yells, her voice becomes subdued before she can finish talking.

“Nothin’, she saw nothin’,” Joel quickly interrupts. You can only imagine Tommy’s confused face, it almost makes you laugh. More shuffling comes from the bottom floor and you decide to put your shorts back on and head down. The silence between Joel and Sarah is almost suffocating and you’re not the only one who feels it.

“What is wrong with them today?” Tommy asks with a mouth full of leftovers.

“I have no clue.”

Taglist: @hatterripper31 @aiyaaayei

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cdelphiki · 22 days

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Jason continued to ignore him when Damian came into the living room. He walked up to beside Jason’s bed, and Jason tried his best to keep his focus on his book, which he was illuminating with his phone’s screen. Since he’d had the lights off already.

Damian just stood there, next to Jason’s bed.

So Jason scowled at his book then asked dully, “Can I help you?”

“Were you being sarcastic?” Damian asked. His voice was devoid of all the emotions Jason was used to hearing from him. He sounded downright curious, actually.

When Jason looked over at the brat, he saw him standing there, his arms crossed in front of him. He was in his cute little pajamas Jason was still shocked he wore. They were SpongeBob themed. Jason would say Damian must not know what it was, and he wasn’t immune to wanting to wear comfortable pajamas, but Attie had picked a SpongeBob DVD out at the library because ‘look like Damian’s pants.’

Maybe Damian liked SpongeBob. Jason was too scared it would make Damian stop wearing them, if he asked.

“Uh, when?” Jason asked, furrowing his brow. Because he wasn’t sure when or what it was he could have been sarcastic about. He hadn’t spoken a word to Damian in well over an hour. And he couldn’t thing of something he might have been sarcastic about that evening?

Unless this was about the whole keeping-the-cat topic again.

“You told me you loved me after I insulted you,” Damian said matter-of-factly, his voice still devoid of emotion, “I said you were annoying and stupid, and you said ‘I love you, too.’ You said something similar today, as well. Was that sarcasm or were you being serious?”

#:D #jason and the three terrors #new chapter! finally!

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readersandimagines · 2 months

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Dating Adam Stanheight would include:

Cheesy dates! Adam is 100% the dorkiest boyfriend who I think would like to do the classic date stuff: share a milkshake, go on an impromptu picnic, etc. If you’re not into that stuff he may pout a little, but he’ll find other ways to be cheesy.

The biggest issue you’ll have is his sleep schedule. Adam *thinks* he can go days without sleeping so don’t be surprised to find that he’s fallen asleep in the most random spot (think his dark room or even face first into a sandwich).

If you can help him get on a “normal” sleep schedule I still don’t think he would be an early riser. He may halfway wake up to kiss you goodbye, but as soon as the door closes he’s passed back out.

Adam loves music! He would be even more head over heels for you if you played or could sing, but if not he still loves the moments where you two are jamming together in his apartment.

He has SO many pictures of you. “Hey ____ what’s that outside? *snap*” any excuse to take a picture of you he would find. Most definitely has at least one suggestive picture in his wallet if you that he carries 24/7.

Also be prepared for the Adam sass. He doesn’t mean to be rude, so just talk to him if you think he’s being too sarcastic.

I can see if you bought this man flowers he might actually cry. It’s not something I think he would ever ask for, but the gesture would definitely make him so happy.

After his trip with Jigsaw he might be a *bit* (read very much) clingy. If you needed some space he would understand, but he would definitely be the SpongeBob meme where Patrick is just waiting for Sponge to come home. I don’t think he would be super clingy forever, but he definitely would need more reassurance you aren’t just going to leave him.

I also could see him having so many nightmares after the Jigsaw trap. 😭😭

If you decided to get married I don’t think Adam would care for a super big wedding. He doesn’t care if you eloped, he’s just happy you agreed to be his.

#artemis rose writes #artemis writes #ask artemis!#saw x reader #adam saw #adam stanheight #adam stanheight x reader #saw Adam x reader #what do you mean he dies? nope you definitely saved him #justice for Adam

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qqtxt · 1 year

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[🐯] slam dunk, lover boy

✿ pairing: college!beomgyu x you / comfort fluff / enemies-to-not-so-enemies / 1,538 words / non.idol!au / a storm of cursing lol ✿ in which you and beomgyu are playful frenemies who can’t stop bickering, until the day beomgyu finds you crying by one of the staircase. ✿ a/n: lmao i have no idea where this plot came from but it is what it is. :”) [masterlist 🌸]

choi beomgyu. the epitome of a piece of shit that’s not too shitty that you can at least appreciate his sense of humour. he was like the tom to your jerry. the spongebob to your squidward. no one quite understood why the tension seems to be the way it is between the two of you but it is what it is.

usually, when you two pass each other, it’s a hit or miss between a compliment or an insult. people were confused if you two hated each other naturally or found it amusing to hate each other. oftentimes, they were left hanging when beomgyu compliments you with hey gorgeous in a sarcastic tone, to which you reply with hey handsome.

indeed, things were messy. but sometimes messy is good.

speaking of messy, beomgyu takes a stroll around the campus on a quiet day where there’s not many classes being held, only to spot a familiar looking person crying on the staircase.

he notices the back of that head anywhere considering he’s tossing paper notes at it all the time.

you hadn’t realised you had company until the steps get louder and all you want to do is bury your head between your knees until you disappear. it seems like it’s... wait, is it actually working–”well what do you know, guess you actually can cry.”

for fuck’s sake. out of the possible thousands of people it could’ve been.

“i don’t know what you’re talking about. piss off.” your voice is softer than usual, the small crack is what gets beomgyu to... lay off, a little.

he clears his throat and takes a seat next to you on one of the steps. he notices you shifting away when you feel his presence, but it’s not until he taps your knee to hold out a... packet of tissue.

you lift your head a bit higher and unfold your arms to retrieve it. as you hold the packet in your hands, beomgyu shoves his hands into the pocket of his hoodie and watches as you fiddle with the packaging.

“did you spit on it?”

he scoffs a laugh and kicks your ankle lightly.

“sorry,” you sniff, wiping your nose with the back of your hand before taking out a piece to wipe your face. beomgyu tries to look away, but he ends up glancing at you and noticing just how red your eyes are. he doesn’t know what he should do, actually. hell, he doesn’t even know why he’s here but... he couldn’t seem to walk away.

“thanks,” you manage softly, returning the packet to him but he shrugs it off, “you keep it. you look like you need it more than me.”

“fair enough.”

silence soon falls between the pair of you once more. this would be the first time the two of you aren’t at each other’s throats or using the cringiest comments to make the other sick to their guts. it... felt weird. different, but weird. there are low murmurs around the two of you, seated in the middle of the college campus but still fairly quiet. so beomgyu takes the first step to: “so is this the part i ask what’s wrong and give you a kiss to make it all better?”

you threaten to swing at him and he flinches away from you, which makes you chuckle. he laughs when you lower your elbow from his face and resort to playing with the packet of tissue in your hands. as you heave a sigh, beomgyu decides to keep quiet. whether you decide to talk or not, it just seems like you needed someone by your side.

coincidentally, it was him.

“college system’s fucked up.” is the first thing you say.

that gets beomgyu to look at you with raised brows, but he’s still silent as he patiently listens.

“i guess when you try to help a friend make a report, if it’s against someone who has money, you can get expelled.”

beomgyu’s brows furrow at your words. he instinctively shifts closer and nudges you by the shoulder, “what? you’re getting expelled?”

you don’t look at him and instead stare ahead at the view ahead of you past the ledge of the staircase. it’s the football field where there’s a couple of people training and at this point, you could barely care less with who or what you were talking about. a part of you almost forget that you’re talking to someone you bicker with every day like cats and dogs.

“dunno, verdict’s not out yet.” you heave a deep sigh, and beomgyu swallows thickly. it... hits him that he hasn’t ever imagined what his college life was like without you. call it cheesy, call it stupid, but it’s true. regardless whether you two were best friends who didn’t notice it or sworn enemies who pretended to be nice, beomgyu has always associated his college life day in and day out with you in it.

in one way or another... he doesn’t know how to feel not having you in it–especially for something that’s straight up unfair.

beomgyu doesn’t know what to say, so he keeps quiet. he bites the inside of his cheek and his head follows your movement when you stand up, putting your hands in your pocket along with his packet of tissue.

“i barely have shit to hold on to and now this fuckery...”

he gapes at you when you start to walk down the stairs, but it’s not until you stop just as you’re almost out of sight to peep up to him past the railings.

“thanks, choi. you’re not half bad. cocky dickwad but... you’re not all shit.”

beomgyu scoffs as he sits up higher, getting a good look at you better.

“i’m just being nice to you because you were being a cry baby earlier.”

it was your turn to scoff a laugh, but with the way you smile at him, it’s like you acknowledge it too. you pull out one of your hands to slip it past the railing, offering him a fist bump. he returns it with a soft bump and somehow feels a pang to his heart thinking this could be the last time he’ll see you. or the limited number of times he would see you.

“see you around, choi.”

when you pull your hand back and slip it back to your pocket, beomgyu watches as you descend down the stairs and soon you’re gone. he doesn’t know what’s going on, but all he knows is the mere thought of not being able to see you anymore makes him feel... things. things he didn’t think he’d feel but... things.

((”dude, what the actual fuck are we doing here?!” yeonjun half-whispers, half-shouts at beomgyu who dragged yeonjun to the staff room.

“i told you, y/n might get expelled, and i want to know why.”

“why the hell do you wanna know why, anyway?!”

“i didn’t bring you here to ask questions, i brought you here to help. because you owe me one. now shut up and help me find y/n’s student file!”

“i can’t believe i gave up two hours of free gaming at the computer cafe for this.”

“and i’m going to kick your ass for two hours if you don’t keep up.”

“okay, okay! jeez...”

(((”uh... what the hell are you two doing?”

that’s it, yeonjun thinks, this is how i get expelled. over a friend who’s too dumb to notice he may or may not like someone and is going down without even managing to defend their honour.

beomgyu has the courage to look up and gapes when it’s–”y/n...”

“oh thank fuck.” yeonjun sighs, falling back to the ground with his back against the cabinet.

“what are you doing here?” beomgyu asks, even though he completely ignored your question.

“i’m here to snoop around to see what’s on the other students files. you?”

“we’re here to look for–”yeonjun’s words gets stuck in his chest when beomgyu slams his chest, hard.

yeonjun recuperates with a couple of coughs, and beomgyu tries to find for an excuse, “we were, uh... looking for some cheat sheets for the upcoming midterms.”

“huh, okay. well... listen, i’m on a time crunch here. i’ll help you guys if you help me.”

“why the hell would we–”yeonjun gets another smack to the chest and finds that he might as well shut up or he’s going to lose his lungs. as he tries to breathe properly, beomgyu is quick to agree. “deal.”

“ya’ll stay there, i’ll check over here.” yeonjun weakly crawls over to the other cabinet, leaving you and beomgyu alone so he can avoid any hits to his chest.

as you two start rummaging the cabinets, beomgyu feels his hands brushing against yours and he coughs a couple of times to brush it off. you raise a brow at him and point with your head to the other side, “you check here then, i’ll check there.”

beomgyu gives you a nod and watches as you walk over to the other side of the room and start searching for the file they were looking for... while yeonjun has an inkling beomgyu might have an answer to his feelings.

“slam–fucking–dunk, lover boy.”)))

#txt scenarios #txt x you #txt x reader #txt stories #beomgyu scenarios #beomgyu x reader #beomgyu x y/n #beomgyu x you #beomgyu #choi beomgyu

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imeverywoman420 · 8 months

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avoidant/dismissive attitudes are so predominant in le world and i never understood the balance that normies have between being happy and sad. From minion memes about wanting to kill ur husband/tweety bird memes abt being a sarcastic mean bitch that wants everybody to shut the fuck up, to gen z memes about how everyone is depressed.

n i know im a neet but ive had jobs before ive been in The world lol. Its like theres an expectation that you hate your life and the world around you but you can’t show it. And everybody else hates their life too. But also live laugh love or the gen z equivalent (too lazy to think what the earnest gen z equivalent of live laugh love sentiment) and positivity vibes etc.

I always feel weird bc im Too happy and i stick out like spongebob or im giving crazy emo girl vibes/sad orphan vibes. I cant master the neutral state of a normie

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blue-character-brawl · 1 year

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The brackets are finally here!

(sorry for the poor quality of the bracket images lol it’s the best i could do)

Two quick propaganda rules:

1. Propaganda is good and encouraged, just don’t send any negative propaganda. This tournament is for fun, and anti-propaganda kinda ruins that.

2. If you do make propaganda, you can either send it through my ask box, or you can reblog the post with your propaganda. Either is fine!

These 6 brackets will go on until there’s only one character left in each. Once the six semi-finalists are chosen, there will be two battles of 3, and then the winners of that will go against each other in the finals! Each poll will last for one day, but the finals and semifinals will be a week each. The posting schedule will be one bracket a day, meaning that day 1 will be bracket 1 round 1, day 2 will be bracket 2 round 1, and so on. The first set of polls will drop tomorrow (March 30) at roughly 4:00 PM EST. Now, onto the actual matchups!

Bracket 1:

Cam (Rhythm Heaven) VS. Casey (Deca Sports)

Grover (Sesame Street) VS. Rosita (Sesame Street)

Cookie Monster (Sesame Street) VS. Gonzo (The Muppets)

Blue (Blue’s Clues) VS. Flippy Doggenbottom (Toontown)

Bluey Heeler (Bluey) VS. Bandit Heeler (Bluey)

The Tesseract (Marvel) VS. Captain America (Marvel)

Blue (Overly Sarcastic Productions) VS. Blue (Animator VS Animation)

13th Doctor (Doctor Who) VS. The TARDIS (Doctor Who)

Lancer (Deltarune) VS. Lance McClain (Voltron)

Link (Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild) VS. Zelda (Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild)

Navi (Legend of Zelda) VS. Fi (Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword)

Phoenix Wright (Ace Attorney) VS. Trucy Wright (Ace Attorney)

Mega Man (Mega Man) VS. Megamind (Megamind)

MePhone4 (Inanimate Insanity) VS. Four (Battle for BFDI)

Teardrop (Battle for Dream Island) VS. Sadness (Inside Out)

Blue Album (Weezer) VS. Blue Meanie (Yellow Submarine)

Bracket 2:

Scott Wozniak (Scott the Woz) VS. Jacob (Alpharad)

Big Pauly (Papa Louie) VS. Watergirl (Fireboy and Watergirl)

Abby (Wii Sports) VS. Saburo (Wii Sports)

Kris (Deltarune) VS. Berdly (Deltarune)

Powerade VS. Gatorade

Percy Jackson (Percy Jackson) VS. Luka Couffaine (Miraculous Ladybug)

Gooey (Kirby) VS. Goo (Inanimate Insanity)

Benrey (HLVRAI) VS. Bubby (HLVRAI)

Gus Porter (The Owl House) VS. Anne Boonchuy (Amphibia)

Agent (Penguinronpa) VS. Gary the Gadget Guy (Club Penguin)

Mordecai (Regular Show) VS. Blue-footed Booby (Real Life)

Wish Bear (Care Bears) VS. Grumpy Bear (Care Bears)

The ocean (Real Life) VS. Elsa (Frozen)

Cinderella (Cinderella) VS. Alice (Alice in Wonderland)

Doc Hudson (Cars) VS. Sally Carrera (Cars)

Mudkip (Pokémon) VS. Squirtle (Pokémon)

Bracket 3:

Marth (Fire Emblem) VS. Lucina (Fire Emblem)

Chrom (Fire Emblem) VS. Dimitri (Fire Emblem)

Donald Duck (Disney) VS. Dewey Duck (Ducktales)

Sonic the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog) VS. Leonardo (Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

Sans (Undertale) VS. Queen (Deltarune)

Dipper Pines (Gravity Falls) VS. Finn the Human (Adventure Time)

Gumball Watterson (The Amazing World of Gumball) VS. Perry the Platypus (Phineas and Ferb)

Squidward Tentacles (SpongeBob Squarepants) VS. Inkling Boy (Splatoon)

Bubbles Utonium (Powerpuff Girls) VS. Bloo (Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends)

Logan Sanders (Sanders Sides) VS. Patton Sanders (Sanders Sides)

Jay Walker (Ninjago) VS. Nya (Ninjago)

Tom (Eddsworld) VS. Thomas the Tank Engine (Thomas and Friends)

Sokka (Avatar: The Last Airbender) VS. Katara (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Sapphire (Steven Universe) VS. Lapis Lazuli (Steven Universe)

Nightwing (DC Comics) VS. Superman (DC Comics)

Wendy Darling (Peter Pan) VS. Dorothy Gale (The Wizard of Oz)

Bracket 4:

Craig Tucker (South Park) VS. Goombario (Paper Mario)

Hatsune Miku (Vocaloid) VS. Kaito (Vocaloid)

Michael J. Caboose (Red vs Blue) VS. Leonard Church (Red vs Blue)

John Egbert (Homestuck) VS. Vriska Serket (Homestuck)

James P. Sullivan (Monsters, Inc.) VS. The Genie (Aladdin)

Wheatley (Portal) VS. V1 (Ultrakill)

Frosta (She-Ra) VS. Mermista (She-Ra)

Falco Lombardi (Star Fox) VS. Blu (Rio)

R2-D2 (Star Wars) VS. Bo-Katan (Star Wars)

Mountain Dew Voltage VS. Blue Gushers

Pablo (The Backyardigans) VS. Tuxedo Sam (Sanrio)

Crackle (Rice Krispies) VS. Blueberry Muffin (Strawberry Shortcake)

Blue (Pokémon) VS. Piplup (Pokémon)

Nightcrawler (X-Men) VS. Mystique (X-Men)

Sayaka Miki (Puella Magi Madoka Magica) VS. Tsumugi Shirogane (Danganronpa V3)

Shun Kaido (Saiki K.) VS. Teruhashi Kokomi (Saiki K.)

Bracket 5:

Soundwave (Transformers) VS. Optimus Prime (Transformers)

Frankie Stein (Monster High) VS. Lagoona Blue (Monster High)

Stitch (Lilo & Stitch) VS. Roadrunner (Looney Toons)

Merryweather (Sleeping Beauty) VS. Hades (Hercules)

Zazu (Lion King) VS. Benny the Bull (Dora the Explorer)

Samus (Metroid) VS. Shovel Knight (Shovel Knight)

Toy Bonnie (Five Nights at Freddy’s) VS. Spheal (Pokémon)

Lucy van Pelt (Peanuts) VS. Numbuh 2 (Codename: Kids Next Door)

Nebula (Marvel) VS. Steve (Minecraft)

Blue Alien (I’m Blue by Eiffel 65) VS. Shiver (Splatoon 3)

Barney Calhoun (Half-Life) VS. Blue Beetle (DC Comics)

Vivi Yukino (Mystery Skulls Animated) VS. Naoto Shirogane (Persona 4)

Ciel Soleil (RWBY) VS. Bloom (Winx Club)

Jack Harkness (Doctor Who) VS. Spock (Star Trek)

Gwen (Total Drama) VS. Rosalina (Super Mario)

Mugman (Cuphead) VS. Sea Fairy Cookie (Cookie Run)

Bracket 6:

Teddy (Bob’s Burgers) VS. Blue M&M (M&M’s)

Sailor Mercury (Sailor Moon) VS. Silvermist (Disney Fairies)

Bibble (Barbie) VS. Sylvie (Wander Over Yonder)

Simon Seville (Alvin and the Chipmunks) VS. Dory (Finding Nemo)

Tsunami (Wings of Fire) VS. Bluestar (Warrior Cats)

Rainbow Dash (My Little Pony) VS. Metal Sonic (Sonic the Hedgehog)

Beauregard Lionett (Critical Role) VS. Jester Lavorre (Critical Role)

Veronica Sawyer (Heathers) VS. Smurfette (The Smurfs)

Undine Wells (Sleepless Domain) VS. Idia Shroud (Twisted Wonderland)

Lan Wangji (The Untamed) VS. Korra (Legend of Korra)

Pokotho (Hatchetfield) VS. Langa (Sk8 the Infinity)

B.O.B. (Monsters vs Aliens) VS. Vergil (Devil May Cry)

Vault Boy (Fallout) VS. Jake Sully (Avatar)

Phantasma (Scooby-Doo) VS. Jack Frost (Rise of the Guardians)

Tutter (Bear and the Big Blue House) VS. Oswald the Lucky Rabbit (Disney)

Spy (Team Fortress 2) VS. Baljeet Tjinder (Phineas and Ferb)

As stated previously, the first round of polls, which will be Bracket 1 Round 1, will begin on March 30, at approximately 4:00 PM EST. See you then!

#blue character brawl #blue #blue tournament #bracket

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phantom088 · 9 months

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Totally Fine

Danny: *Gets bashed really hard by a powerful enemy*

*Jimmy, Timmy, and SpongeBob watching*

Timmy: Ohh, that looked painful...

SpongeBob: Should we help him?

Jimmy: Nah, it's Danny... he's probably perfectly fine.

Timmy: Agreed.

SpongeBob:... Okay... I trust that!

Danny: *lying on the ground with a bruised rib cage, chipped tooth, black eye, sprained ankle and a arm that's broken in 3 different places* (sarcastically) Yeh... I'm totally fine... you guys go fight the bad guy, I'll be there in a second... depending if I don't fall unconscious!

#Nicktoons Unite #Nickelodeon #Danny Phantom #Danny Fenton #Timmy Turner #The Fairly Oddparents #Jimmy Neutron #Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius #SpongeBob #SpongeBob SquarePants #Humor #Medical #Funny #Random #For You

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simplee-dreaming · 2 years

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You're Old

A/N: Finally got around to finishing this one! Thank you to the anon who requested it. For the purpose of this fic, Joe Keery is 'Joe' and Joseph Quinn is 'Joseph'....obviously.

Word count: 1409

Summary: The reader teases the boys for being 'old'. It doesn't go down well.

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“I can’t believe Gaten is turning 20 this year,” Joe sat down and ran his hand through his hair.

“Must be weird for you man. You’ve known him since he was 13,” Joseph sat next to him.

The three of you had just finished an interview with Gaten where you answered questions from a cookie jar. One of the questions included a statement that said Gaten was turning 20 this year…and Joe clearly couldn’t handle that. Gaten had to rush off soon after the interview but Joe was still in shock as he followed you and Joseph into a room to chill before your next interview.

“What’s the big deal?” you replied, standing in front of them both.

“He’s turning 20. 20! I was 23 when I met him,” Joe said.

“Damn, it must be hard for you, now that you’re middle aged.”

Joe slowly looked up.

“Excuse me?”

“Well you’re 30 now, aren’t you? That’s pretty old man.”

Joseph snorted as Joe’s mouth fell agape.

“That’s brutal, Y/N,” Joseph said, closing Joe’s mouth.

“What? It’s true! 30 is old. And 29 isn’t much better,” you added. Joseph’s smile quickly dropped.

“You what?”

“Just because you’re still a teen, Y/N, doesn’t make us old,” Joe finally spoke.

“Oh no, my bad, it doesn’t make you old. Just ‘wise’,” you sarcastically made quotation marks with your hands.

“Hey! We are wise!” Joe exclaimed.

“Mhm. The two of you together are as wise as Patrick Star.”

“How very dare you disrespect the Star like that,” Joe responded.

“I’m surprised you grandads even know what Spongebob is.”

“Hey! Spongebob started before you were even born, he was our childhood!” Joe cried.

“And who are you calling grandad?!” Joseph added, getting up from the sofa.

“Whoa easy there Joseph, don’t want you doing your back in,” you let out a little giggle. He raised an eyebrow at you before slowly turning to Joe.

“You know, us ‘oldies’ have gained a lot of experience in our time dealing with kids like you,” Joe said, also standing up.

“Except I’m not a kid,” you replied.

“No. But you’re younger than us which instantly makes you a kid. And Joe has dealt with teens for years,” Joseph responded.

“I’ve had my fair share of teens teasing me for being in my 20s. And I know how to deal with them every damn time.”

“Yeah but…you’re no longer in your 20s. You’re too old to do anything now without landing yourself in a care home,” you sassed.

“Is that so?” Joe put his hands on his hips. You giggled.

“What’s so funny?” Joseph asked, folding his arms.

“You two trying to look threatening. It’s adorable.”

“Oh really?” Joseph said in a teasy tone. “We’ll show you adorable.”

“What do you mean?”

Joseph and Joe smirked at each other.

“Like I said, I’ve had a lot of practice dealing with sassy teens. But I think Joseph needs a little more practice. Right?” Joe turned to him.

“Right. And who better than someone who’s going to tease us for being ‘old’,” Joseph stepped closer to you and you backed away.

“What are you doing?”

“Nothing….yet…” Joseph replied. Both boys took another step closer and you collided with the wall behind you.

“Say, Joseph, what do you think their weakness is?”

“I dunno, Joe, but I’d love to find out. They laugh a lot so that could be an advantage for us.”

“You make a good point, Joseph.”

“Why are you guys talking like that?”

“We’re building up the tension,” Joseph replied.

“To what?”

“To when we tickle you,” Joe said, sternly. You went bright red.

“Wha-what?”

“Oh sorry, did I just say tickle you? My bad. I meant to say when we tickle the shit out of you,” Joe took another step closer.

Without thinking, you turned on your side and bolted it to try and escape them. But Joseph was far too quick and grabbed you instantly, holding you in a bear hug with your back against his chest.

“And where do you think you’re going, darling?” Joseph whispered in your ear, making you squeal.

“Aww look at them, giggling already when the tickling hasn’t even started,” Joe stepped towards you and gently poked your tummy, eliciting a stream of giggles. You brought your knee up to your stomach to try and block him.

“Ah-ah-ah, not a chance…” Joe started squeezing at your tummy and you yelped and squirmed in Joseph’s arms.

“Nohohoho plehehease Johoe!” You giggled as his spider tickled your tummy. Joe smirked up at Joseph who decided to help by forcing his fingers under your arms. Your giggles suddenly turned into screams which made Joseph laugh.

“Now this is adorable,” Joseph teased, nuzzling his head into your neck whilst his fingers danced in your armpits.

“GUHUYS PLEHEASE!” You screamed. Your knees gave way beneath you but both boys followed you to the ground, keeping up the pace of their tickling.

“We’ll stop when you apologise for calling us old,” Joe said, straddling your waist so you didn’t accidentally kick him. His hands quickly moved to squeeze your sides.

“NEHEVER!” You cried. Joseph had just pulled your arms above your head and sat on them so he could use both his hands to attack your sensitive armpits. You thrashed violently beneath them which only made them laugh more.

“Are we old, Y/N?” Joseph asked, digging his fingers in.

“YEHEHES VEHERY!” You yelled back.

“Sounds like someone hasn’t learnt their lesson yet,” Joe tutted. He lifted up your top and blew a raspberry on your stomach which gave you butterflies. Your feet banged against the floor as he blew more raspberries on different areas of your stomach, coupled with side squeezes. Joseph was alternating between tickling your ribs, armpits, neck and ears. When you tilted your head one way to stop the tickles, he would attack the other side just as quickly.

“Surely you must be getting tired now, Y/N?” Joseph asked, still giggling at your yelps and squeals.

“NOHO-AAAH FUHUCK!” You screeched loudly as Joe shuffled down to knead into your thighs and hips.

“Whoa, bad spot?” Joe asked as you cackled beneath him. You somehow thrashed even more violently and let out one final loud scream before dissolving into silent laughter. The boys stopped instantly to let you breathe but kept you firmly pinned to the floor.

“I’m gonna ask you again…are we old?” Joe gave you a stern look. You nodded and giggled.

“Fuck me Y/N, how have you not had enough yet?” Joseph asked, trailing a single finger across your neck.

“Ihi-t’s fuhun,” you giggled, shaking your head away from the light tickles.

“It’s fine?” Joseph repeated. You nodded again and continued giggling.

“Are you being cheeky on purpose so we’ll tickle you?” Joe asked. You went bright red and couldn’t respond.

“Well, the good news is, now that we know how ticklish you are we are going to get you much more often…” Joe explained.

“Ahand the bad news?” You asked.

“You’re gonna remain trapped here until you apologise for calling us old,” Joseph warned. He tasered your ribs instantly which made you scream. Joe laughed at your reaction before he pinched at your waistline and spider tickled your tummy again. You were much weaker this time from all the previous tickling so you let out loud, hiccupy laughs as you accepted your fate.

“One more time, Y/N. Are we old?” Joe asked, joining Joseph in torturing your ribs.

“NOHOHO!” You cried, not being able to take anymore tickling. Both the boys stopped immediately.

“No?” Joseph asked.

“I’m sorry…you’re not old….” you breathed out. The boys knew you had had enough and let you up. You let out residue giggles and slowly sat up.

“You okay?” They both asked in unison. You nodded.

“We didn’t go too hard on you?” Joe asked. You shook your head.

“Not bad for a couple of grandads,” you teased. Both of their faces dropped. Joseph tasered your side and you jumped.

“Okay! Okay! I’m sorry, no more!” You giggled. Joseph laughed too and pulled you in for a tight hug.

“You know, Y/N, us ‘oldies’ will always protect you. No matter what,” Joseph squeezed you tight.

“But we won’t hesitate to tickle the shit out of you when you get cheeky,” Joe warned before joining in the hug.

You giggled again as you melted in their warm embrace.

#tickle fic #stranger things tickle fic #ler!joseph quinn #ler!joe keery #lee!reader

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ovethinker1thebackup · 7 months

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CoP2 ch.12 moments that altered my brain chemistry aka me not shutting the f up the whole chapter because you know,ch.12:

Mc and Trystan being delulu and telling everything to Lydea-Please stop talking,I feel the second hand embarrassment of the next chapter

Lydea being a sarcastic b.-Please give me more sarcastic Lydea

Trystan’s outfit-just why?

Trystan once again being handsy in front of everyone when the Mc wore the catwalk outfit-yeah ok be surprised the next time they tell you you’re too obvious

Vasili,Emika and Kaspar fighting over a skirt-a “the song from spongebob that plays on my head when something unhinged happens” moment

Luke trying to escape from Astrid-poor boy

Trystan trying once again,to seduce us in a middle of a crisis-STOP ACTING LIKE A HORMONAL TEENAGER FOR GODS SHAKE

Blood dripping from the ceiling.HOW?

Bas,well,dead.WHY?

I just love this book.I love all this madness.

#choices #crimes of passion #crimes of passion 2 #pixelberry

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marine-indie-gal · 10 months

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Quite similar to my Newer Take on the Poseidon Siblings, here is some little redesign around the Poseidon Kids (I've decided to change the Second Son into a Third Daughter and name her "Kympoleia" but also gave her a New Eye Color so that way she wouldn't look too much like the First One). I was originally going to make my own version where its just Two Sons and Two Daughters but my mind recently decide to went with the Unpopular version where its just One Son and Three Daughters because you don't usually see much of The Sea Rulers with their own Four Children based on some versions that often representive in Media. Proteus is usually the Cool Prince around in the Kingdom. He usually enjoys quite a Fun Day but much like his own Father, he is rather Vain and Cocky who usually prefers to think of himself who usually takes after his own Father's business but would also like to cause a little bit of mischief. But he also a good soft spot deep down with him coming around from his Mother's Side as he is rather more Sassy than Arrgoant and usually takes his own Prideful manners for himself (usually he does think of himself as a "Poseidon Jr."). He also has a deep soft spot for all Sea Animals as Friends (unlike his Father, who only saw them as material use). Benthesikyme “Blenda” is very Smart and Well-Mannered. She often doesn't brag too much when she's learning herself on how to be a Very Good and Respectful Princess, although despite the fact that her siblings get more from their Father's Side, she often gets her own side a lot from her Mother's. She is a Steadfast with Pratical Royal intelligence as she is rather more Level-Headed compared to her other siblings but does tend to see Sea Creatures and Merfolk equally. Hoping that she does become the Second Queen of the Sea as long as she doesn't repeat her own Father's mistakes. Rhode “Elly” is actually very Bubbly and Sweet, both a Mommy and Daddy's Girl. She can a little exictable but she's very out-going, especially with her own Friends. She also tends to be very curious about the Surface as she wants to learn the life of the Mortal Realms (both Land and the Fish Towns respectfully) despite that some Humans out there can be very dangerous like Sea Hunters but carefully as herself that she is, Rhode can see the good in some people if they have some potentail to redeem themselves since not all Bad Creatures can be that Bad. Kymopoleia “Leia” is the One who stands out of the Royal Atlantic Heirs, she is rather Very Determined and Tomboyish. She can be quite sassy and sarcastic like her Father's side if she wants to be, she's not at all into being a "Girly-Girl" but she'd rather be a Headstrong Warrior Queen (even though that role would go to Blenda). She does like a fun game of challenges against others as she wishes to be strong and tough like her Cousin (Ares). SpongeBob SquarePants (c) Stephen Hillenburg Prince Proteus, Princess Benthesikyme, Princess Rhode, and Princess Kymopoleia (c) Me

#spongebob squarepants #spongebob oc #the spongebob movie sponge on the run #sponge on the run #proteus #benthesikyme #prince proteus #princess blenda #rhode #princess elly #kympoleia #princess leia

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