#scout being a scunt

[jarate-pissman]

A continuation of A Misunderstanding.

And No, no she does not, Scout. A wagging tail does not always mean the dog is friendly.

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 fanart #art #scout tf2 #team fortress 2 scout #tf2 scout #scout being a scunt #handler tf2 #tf2 handler #tf2 tenth class oc #tenth class oc #tf2 tenth class #tf2 10th class oc #10th class oc #tf2 10th class #10th class #tf2 ms jujubug #tf2 comics

[itsajobnotamentalsickness]

Sniper sniper hey sniper, hey hey hymey hey sniper

*poke poke* -Scout

You can't be the real scout; the real scout knows I hate being touched. YOU'RE SCUNT! I'm joking. Please don't touch me. What's up.

#tf2 #tf2 sniper #team fortress 2 #Sniper tf2 #team fortress two #itsajobnotamentalsickness #questions for sniper

[demomanmybeloved]

Coolio to hear your taking request

Anyways can you do the mercs with someone who's really quiet and doesnt talk alot

(you can delete this ask if tou already done this lol)

Mercs with a quiet s/o

Scunt

-yknow the whole sun and moon couple thing?? Yeah that’s you two

- you don’t like to talk?? That’s good cause scout talks enough for the both of you

-the rare moments when you talk he’s all ears. He loves your voice so much

- if you want, he‘ll gladly talk for you in conversation

-„oh yeah, and then- wha- oh hey babe, what’s shaking? Uh hu ok, HEY GUYS MY BABE WANTS YOU ALL TO KNOW-”

Pyro

- sign language buddies

- you both have your way of talking without words so don’t ever feel forced to talk

- will set someone on Fire if they make fun of you for being quiet

Sniper

- yeah he gets you

- you two have a mutual understanding that if they feel uncomfortable because they have to talk the other one gets them out

- you two can read each other’s body language extremely well so no need to ask the „how you feeling?“

- silent cuddles silent cuddles silent cuddles

Demo

- totally respects your quietness

-is also more than happy to talk for you

- he probably calls you mouse because of how silent you are

- you two can speak through looks pretty well

-*looks over* *demo gives the „asshole entered the room“ eyes* *sigh*

- if you ever want, you can practice talking on him if you ever want to learn to talk more

#tf2 x reader #tf2 hcs #tf2 #tf2 demoman #tf2 pyro #tf2 scout #tf2 sniper

[renthewerecatboi]

i like the idea of BLU team being separate people so, i used loadout.tf to help me make my own version of the team :3

spy

cocky little shit. likes messing with RED team before he kills any of them (think the people that use the C&D to hide away and spam voicelines). most of the time he gets like 1 kill and dies over 30 times

sniper

he thinks he is *the* shit, and while he IS pretty terrifying to go up against, he isn't AS good as he thinks he is, so that mixed with his tendency to go head first into fights, tones down a bit just how scary he is

scout

scunt, that's it that's just what he is. he's one of RED scouts brothers, like half the round is always just the two scouts trying to prove themselves as better

medic

just wants the best for his team but MAN are they stupid. tired of everyones shit but dammit he's still gonna help them. usually thought of as much more sane than RED medic, until something happens that just makes him sort of, snap for a moment

pyro

not actually that much different from RED pyro, just really likes space

engineer

looks like a total sweetheart, by god he is NOT. at all times ready to kick in anyone and everyones shit. REALLY good friends with BLU pyro

soldier

he don't NEED no medic! except he actually really DOES need a medic at all times. not as dumb as RED soldier just, really bad at fighting, despite loving to fight

heavy

he's what some people think the RED heavy is, just a big bumbling idiot that only knows to fire gun. literally the sweetest man alive. ADORES his medic, however his medic is not particularly fond of him. of course he gets along well with both pyros

demoman

the answer to a question no-one ever asked, "what if pirates were emo?". no-one knows why he's still called the demoman when he's completely rejected that role, guess the name just stuck

#the frantic meows of a crazy person #tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 blu team #y'know i think most of the team would spend the entire round listening to breakcore so loud they cannot hear what's going on around them

[ao3feed-tf2ships]

Warm Enough to Survive A Russian Winter

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/46878154

by PrinceThomas

Medic was a little scared that he wouldn't fit in

Words: 932, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Team Fortress 2

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Heavy (Team Fortress 2), Medic (Team Fortress 2), Sniper (Team Fortress 2), Spy (Team Fortress 2), Scout (Team Fortress 2), Demoman (Team Fortress 2), Soldier (Team Fortress 2), Pyro (Team Fortress 2), Engineer (Team Fortress 2)

Relationships: Heavy/Medic (Team Fortress 2)

Additional Tags: Slow Burn, Friends to Lovers, Period Typical Attitudes, burns so slow it cant even cook an egg, Feelings Realization, takes place around meet the medic, E for later chapters, Gay Panic, Period-Typical Racism, Medic has anxiety, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Fluff and Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Coworkers to lovers, aww he killed a guy for himmmm, MINOR gore fascination but you're reading a tf2 fic i know you don't care, no beta we die like men, slight sniper/spy, scout calls people gay slurs, so like, tw: scout being a scunt, Medic has a blood kink but not in the weird way, mentions of WW2, Medic Is Not A Nazi (Team Fortress 2), I'm not writing a nazi character

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/46878154

#TF2 Heavy #TF2 Medic #HeavyMedic #Red Oktoberfest

[transgender-scout]

im higj out of mt mind but i wanted to tell you thay yojre really fickong cool anf your scout cosplay from awjle ago ficking rules and i wamt to dorp kick tje scunt plunhsie

That’s so sweet of you anon <333 I know you’re really fucking cool too 😎

it’s a really simple cosplay but I really like it :3 it’s a nice Friday/Sunday con cosplay.

That reminds me. I went to the doctor once and I really didn’t want to but I figured that if I had to do something I didn’t want to, I might as well have fun. So I did a more casual scout (no hand wraps, no headphone) to the doctor. And it’s juuust weird enough that I was getting Some Looks from the nurses but no one was brave enough to be like “sooo what’s up with the outfit?” But it was fine bc I was scout.

So I get my blood drawn, everything is great. The doctor is wrapping everything up and he goes. “So. You’re 24” and I say “I sure am” and he goes “you might want to start. Uh. Start thinking about“ meanwhile he’s looking at me up and down, focusing on my chest (binded) and my crotch (hidden bc of the scout pants) He’s hesitating so much like he’s about to fuck up big time. “Thinking about getting a Pap smear in the near future.” And I was like “oh yeah I ought to do that huh?” And I have never seen such relief flood through a person.

My man was all but double checking my file for my gender because I somehow passed well enough I guess. And that was my funny little doctor visit where I divulge probably too much info but it’s whatever. What are you all gonna do with that info?

Also I love the scout plushie so much I wanna pour milk on him and throw him against a wall

Have fun with your being high anon godspeed 🫡

#anon #nottobeconfusedwithask #terrifiedofjudgement

[unoisveimved-un-proffesional]

I love how, to get good at TF2, you have to really adopt the personality of the merc you play as, and the merc’s you play as encourage certain play style’s, which do relate to their functions and personalities. It’s why we have Scunts, basically the spirit of Scout possessing you to be as much of a nuisance as possible. Or Heavy’s three play style’s. 1.5 of them being memes. Heavy, Brawler, and Hoovy, are all very much Heavy. Or Demoman, where, I don’t know how this is possible, but alcohol can make you better, and thinking like Demo while drinking works even better.

What a game man, what a game.

#tf2 #team fortress 2

[blustormrush]

.TW Read tags

The Scout held his recent kills in hand, mimicking voices for them. "Why couldn't you use those expert aiming skills on the BATTLEFIELD, Scunt!" "My name's not scunt." Matt growled, glaring daggers at the bird. His robotic eye switched to red. "Yeah SCUNT! You're always screwing up and being stupid!" The Scout growled louder. "SHUT UP!" He then threw both of them in the air, firing multiple times at them, putting multiple holes in the ceiling. "Shut... up..." Matt huffed, tucking himself into a corner of the ceiling, hugging his knees.

#tw: dead animals #tw: insanity #tw: emotional abuse

[mangleschmidt]

DRV3 Boys playing TF2 Headcanons

(First made long before the F2P mute and bot crisis but I added the bot crisis)

Me and my bro made up many scenarios AND cosmetics for the class (my brother mostly help me with the idea)

I originally have the terminologies explained like market gardening, friendly and such but cut it because it’s getting too long. If you want the terminologies, you can tell me. Btw, I’m not an imagines blog, just doing this one for fun.

Kaito Momota

Main: Soldier

Thrilled to play this game, saying that's very manly and it's one of the coolest games yet

He, along with Kaede (and to an extend, Chiaki), are the ones who introduced the game to the class

Was a scout main at first and likes the scout unironically

A terrible tryhard warpig soldier

Saw a rocket jumping soldier at a High-tower map and wanted to imitate that, almost like he's blasting to space

Watch this guy try to market garden someone and then get fucking rekt by a Medic of all classes

He just dies, a lot, which is frustrating and his team gets mad at him

Kaito gets better at it fortunately, but it's a painfully slow process

You'll be lucky if he decides to go back to Scout in a round lmao

Rages in chat or voice but is the best cheerleader you can have in your team, he never actually shits on you for being shit on the game

There's that one time where Kaito got the Rocket Jumper from a drop, fired it at an enemy, got angry how it didn't worked, realized it doesn't do damage and embarrassed himself

Gets a bit pissy when no one is doing the objective so he avoids the maps Hightower and 2fort most of the time

Capture the flag and payload races mostly pisses him off for the same reason (tho he would go to Hightower for the sick rocket jumps)

So he doesn't like friendlies (but he may or may not, you know, do the conga, rock paper scissors, mannrobics, kazotsky kick-)

Anything that looks cool and manly cosmetics, but mostly you'll see him decked with space cosmetics

Bonus: Avoids Full Moon and Scream Fortress, is obviously afraid but he gives Alien Invasion a shot when it comes up, loves it. Also like Doomsday

Rantaro Amami

Main: Engineer

Everyone seems to be like it so why not give it a shot?

He got invested and also found the trading system

Rantaro usually plays engineer but is willing to change classes if the team needs a class

Is at least good at every other class

Rarely does turtling or battle engie but enjoys doing it with the other engies for laughs, and is very good at battle engie

Some people confused him with Uncle Dane

Hc that Rantaro looks up to Uncle Dane

Imagine Rantaro and Uncle Dane having a collab, that would be sick as fuck

Casual and competitive but more casual, often plays in community servers

That type of person who voice chats

Rantaro is one of the ones who would help his classmates play, along with Kaito. Imagine him like in a server with Kaito and Gonta, helping Gonta how to play and Avocado and Space boy act as a translator while Bug boy plays cutely

Doesn't mind friendlies, he chills with them a lot and he is easily well liked by the community

Some even suggested him to make a tf2 youtube channel

Has an unusual hat, making him look like a pro, has a lot of medic girlfriends because of this

One of the two reasons why the whole class have a wide array of cosmetics

Gonta Gokuhara

Main: Medic

At first he doesn't like how violent the game is

But since this violence is just for fun and in game and no one is actually getting hurt and dead so he's at least convinced

Still wants to play passively so Gonta goes with Medic, healing and helping his team seems to be a fitting choice!

The game is not too complex so he learns easily... i-in a way

Best boy learns fast, he should be fine

He's definitely that type of Medic who would go to someone when they press the E key and whoever is near him

Doesn't know where to look most of the time, gets lost easily to big maps like the control points

Gonta still has a firm grasp on what to do, like if he noticed that someone is in low health, he'll heal them immediately without needing the 'e', build up uber, spy check the patient, and never heal spies when they're disguised

Can't aim for shit, though he supposedly gets better at it with the crusader's crossbow

He sometimes would accidentally forget to pop when it's necessary and then die

"Danke!" Says that a lot

He doesn't play a lot despite having fun, he's an outdoor type of guy

Absolutely LOVES friendlies and just loves it when someone just stops, does the conga taunt and everyone follows, creating a conga line (until someone kills them all but it's all in good fun!) He loves silly servers

Is honestly surprised that there’s even such thing as silly servers and friendlies, thought it’s all blood and gore (he sometimes switch to pyro vision googles to avoid gore)

Sometimes plays as Heavy for the protecting part and the friendly Hoovy part for this reason

Anything fancy for the cosmetics, especially for hats the Gentleman's Gabsy or the Vintage Tyrolean (a good cosmetic for a good gentleman!)

Has a lot of cosmetics like Rantaro and trades them with the class

Bonus: Isn't fond of Banana Bay and the Second Banana... because banana

Kokichi Ouma

Main: None (most played: Scout)

Bold of you to assumed he never played this game before

... or is it a lie?

Needless to say he likes it for the cartoony and chaotic vibe of the game

Switches between the 9 classes, even if there's 5 spies he'll be the 6th one

He'd be that Medic who would leave the others to die, Scout that steals sandwiches from Heavy that's meant for the dying Medic and so forth

He might as well pretend to be a sniper bot

Chaos incarnate

This is the fucker who spams E and X+5 (Place the dispenser)

Also taunts in every kill

When he's on a losing team, he would try to bind kill right before the time is up or taunt kill in humiliation, sometimes works

Actually really good at the game, he's one of the very few people who picked up very quickly

Though he fooled Gonta once as a disguised enemy spy. He got rekt when they both noticed the achievement

Also dominated someone so badly that they immediately rage quit, another achievement

Another "you'll be lucky if he plays seriously" which is rare

Is definitely on a 30+ killstreak

People would sometimes thought he’s a squeaker (a kid who rages in voice chat) so he just fucks around with them and then just pulls a no u card

Neutral opinion on friendlies though he gets bored when no one is doing the objective or any action happening so he burns them all and watches them get mad in the chat

Obnoxious combos of cosmetics that you can easily recognize that purple neon Scunt from afar even if he's under an alias

Korekiyo Shinguuji

Main: Spy/Sniper

Not interested at first but is interested when others play and hovers over their shoulders to watch

While watching Gonta and Kiibo playing with the friendlies, he got interested

You don't see that in a lot of fps games

Korekiyo looks like an edgy sniper/spy main who just watches the chaos enveloping from the distance and getting headshots/backstabs out of nowhere

He's very calm and collective despite the crazy amount of chaos and all the deafening sounds of the vc

It's amusing to him, he even find the Administrator interesting and would sometimes go into many modes to hear her voice tone changes and a lot of behaviors of many players too

He even noticed the voice lines of the mercs and got invested in the lore of Team Fortress 2

Korekiyo still does his job in the game but can sometimes be interpreted as him in afk, almost got him kicked

Though he does get kicked for the being good at sniper, people getting butt hurt and called him a hacker

Also an amazing spy checker

Is interested about friendlies, he would come up to them close and observe them and he plays along with the taunts

He got really interested to see this "culture", like how most of the players collectively decides to play silly, serious or both, resulting him trying out almost every game mode and map there is

Unironically loves 2fort, Hightower, Suijin and Degroot Keep

Often joins community servers and silly servers but will do casual/pub servers whenever he feels like it

Something that resembles him irl, he looks edgy with the mask tbh

Other than that, his cosmetics changes depending on what mood or observation he wants to do

Ryoma Hoshi

Main: None (most played: Demoman)

Convinced by Kaito into playing

Not that much actually

Mediocre at best, he’s just doing his own thing

Definitely would stick around even if there’s one person in the server

Imagine getting killed by a Medic as a Demoknight in a melee fight with a shit weapon Do No Harm, couldn’t be me... or Ryoma

Likely plays Passtime

He will never admit it but he finds the ragdolls in the game funny

Also unironically likes the Scout

Demoknight tf2

God, imagine Ryoma has demonknight speed, combine it with his own speed and Solarlight skills, he’d be infinitely flying across all maps and go beyond the skybox

Ryoma too strong pls nerf

Doesn't play it often, not really his thing

Doesn’t mind friendlies, honestly surprised that there’s even such thing as one

Doesn't customize himself, though he likes the animal cosmetics

I apologize to the Ryoma fans out there for this being short

Shuichi Saihara

Main: None (most played: Spy)

Also doesn't see the appeal, but convinced by Kaito into playing

When he played the game for the first time, every time he dies, he switch to a class just to test them out

It’s too much for him, please hold him

Probably fell off a cliff several times-

Imagine the sheer amount of panic he feels when playing any class, especially Medic since Medic is a death magnet

Rockets, explosives, bullets, fire, blood and ragdolls everywhere! ... oh hey why is that guy just crouching with a melee?

He gets the hang of it over time

One of the best spy checker there is as well, not only as Pyro, though he feels sorry for the new spies (or newbies in general) so he tries to teach them the best way he can

The server kicked him for using hacks to find spies but for him, it’s obvious???

He usually plays the class whatever the team needs at the moment

Hard reads are strong in this one

Sushi likes the friendlies, chills with them a lot :>

Doesn’t customized himself, Kaito’s the one who helped him with it

K1-B0

Main: None (most played: Heavy)

Tries it out

It's ok I guess

He also doesn't have a main because he'll try to accommodate in which class is needed

If the whole team is like a full house of cards (in a 4 snipers, 5 engies type of way, you get the idea), he'll mostly go for the Medic since he knows it's vital for a team to have a Medic

There's rarely any Medics or Heavies in the start of the round, are they an endangered species??

He might start an event or something dedicating to the two classes

It never goes well despite Keebo's efforts in those, let's be honest

Though sometimes the team has like three Medics, the poor boy is confused

He's actually doing alright with all the class

The bot problem, oh god the bot problem

So there's that one time where the Myg0t bot joined, the enemy team said in the chat about kicking the bot

Well... obviously this made Keebo upset, as he thought they were referring to him

The server thought Keebo was trolling when he said something about him being a robot and saying that they're being robophobic... and sending them to court-

By some kind of miracle, the server liked Keebo because of this so he wasn't kicked out but he's incredibly salty throughout the match

"The server is robophobic" "Keebo, they were referring to the aimbots, they weren't robophobic" "... What Aimbots?"

His classmates were able to explain with videos and experiences, and also told him about several other types of bots that ruins the fun, which made Keebo embarrassed for having the wrong assumption

Though he still gets offended whenever it happens-

Like Kaito, he also doesn't like friendlies, insisting that that it's not how really play the game, though is guilty in pre-game conga lines, mannrobics and kazotski taunts, he likes the mannrobics

Bonus: Does NOT like the bot deco and is conflicted with the Mann vs Machine game mode

#mangled-schmidtty rambles #danganronpa v3 #danganronpav3 #drv3 #ndrv3 #new danganronpa v3 killing harmony #gonta gokuhara #kaito momota #ryoma hoshi #shuichi saihara #korekiyo shinguuji #kokichi ouma #k1-b0 #rantaro amami #amami rantaro #kiibo #keebo #ouma kokichi #shinguji korekiyo #saihara shuichi #hoshi ryoma #momota kaito #gokuhara gonta #imagines #tf2 #team fortress 2

[masked-medic]

Some people give 'nicknames' for people who main certain characters (like 'Scunt' for Scout mains). How would the actual characters react to being called that?

It took me a bit of searching to find some of these nicknames and what they meant, so I hope this is what you were wanting anon!

Scout (Scunt)

- What the heck man! Thats not nice!

- yeah a lot of people that play him try WAY too hard, but jeez bro!

- he is very unhappy with that nickname

Pyro (Pybros)

-He doesn’t really mind the nickname

- His engineer needs some help sometimes, and he is more than willing to give it

- So long as its not being used in a derogatory sense he doesn’t mind if people use the term

Engineer (Revengineers) 

- Well, it has helped him get out of some pretty sticky situations before, as well as get him some revenge points

- Whatever, so long as it ain’t being used negatively he couldn’t care less

-whatever floats ya’ boat

Soldier (Trolldiers) 

- How DARE you disrespect anyone who plays such a patriotic character as himself!

- Those boots look wonderful on him (At least he thinks so)

-Anyone who dares insults him will feel his wrath! 

- Even though he gave up one of his weapons for those darn books he will rocket jump his way over to you and he will make you pay!

-the lesson is learned, no one would call him that (to his face) again

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 scout #scout #scunt #tf2 soldier #pybros #tf2 pyro #pyro #trolldiers #tf2 engineer #engineer #revengineers #tf2 head cannons #tf2 headcannons #head cannons #the masked medic hc

[jarate-pissman]

A misunderstanding and a pointed finger makes Scout look really gay. Is Scout excited or shocked by his "discovery" about the new animal Handler? Honestly, it could go both ways.

Handler's sexuality at this point is unconfirmed by me. He also has anxiety when in unfamiliar situations, but reveals his true colours once he settles in.

Unlike Heavy with his understandable broken English, Handler's got it really bad in the English pronunciation category, so he doesn't say much.

But when he does it's funny to read

When Scout's annoying Engie calls him a Scunt.

Why you looking at that ass Scout? How do you know what handkerchief code is Scout? Why are you so excited about the new guy, Scout? Why do you have a Gaydar Scout?! SCOUT?!

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 fanart #original character #art #tf2 sniper #engineer tf2 #tf2 ocs #tf2 scout #tf2 engineer #sniper tf2 #tf2 engie #scout being a scunt #tf2 comics #handler tf2 #tf2 handler #tf2 tenth class oc #tenth class oc #tf2 tenth class #10th class oc #tf2 10th class oc #tf2 10th class #10th class

[peachringer]

(ashamedly not) VIRGIN SCUNT 2017 AND BELOW

stupid bottom

blushes constantly, face heat level is always on 42° celsius

uwu

UwU

gun? owo what's this

:3

absolutely no character

timid and quiet like a piece of rag

is going to cry on your shoulder while being sober

is afraid of every enemy class in combat

whore fuckboy

softass with a soft shaved ass, big ocean blue/sky blue eyes, white teeth, is squeaky clean at any time of the day, yada yada

how the fuck did he got in tf industries nobody knows

small feminine bitchass palms

VEERGEEN, BUT CHAD TOPPING WANNABE SCOUT 2018

is here to kick chicken and fuck old men

if in stress, better bounce on his feet or suck his thumb

big manly hands with wraps soaked in dirt, sweat and gunpowder

the only thing that is manly though

at least he has 3 facial hairs and 2 chest hairs

mighty thighs for hellish running and for choking various дед's on his mighty child cawk

can bat a freaking heavy into outer space

curses like a cabin boy. MANLY.

self-respect is on the highest lvl

aggressive and impolite

#everyone go fuck yourself im mean #you have your 'dont try to deny' posts i have mine #scout hits those milfs and dilfs and gilfs because he got it in his skull that it's manly #pech ringzz

[mydadstomjones-archive]

//Made a quick (not really) poster. It’s RED and Phil being assholes to BLU J who was just taking a nap. Well guess someone’s goin’ fer a swim. BLU J you need better friends. Phil is @ofarroganceandmayhem scoot BLU J is @blu-force-a-nature scunt and RED J is my scout. (feel free to reblog if you want) 

#out'a baseballs #SFM poster #my art #ofarroganceandmayhem #blu-force-a-nature #red scout #blu scout #tf2 scout

[ao3feed-tf2ships]

Dirty Secret

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/43250466

by VerbotenMedic

Scout catches Medic peeping and uses this against the Doctor for some sexual favors, only to end up enabling his perversion even more.

Words: 1839, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Team Fortress 2

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Medic (Team Fortress 2), Scout (Team Fortress 2)

Relationships: Medic/Scout (Team Fortress 2)

Additional Tags: Scat, Coprophagia, Piss, Watersports, Blackmail, Older Man/Younger Man, Verbal Humiliation, Humiliation, human toilet, smearing, Rimming, Bodily Fluids, Taboo, musk, Farting, Eproctophilia, Age Difference, gagging, Scout being a Scunt, not a joke fic

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/43250466

#TF2 Medic #TF2 Scout #MedicScout #TF2 Blunt Trauma