#searching tumblr is useless

[babblingeccentric]

Marco NSFW ABC headcanons

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He's attentive and sweet about cleaning you up but he really isn't a fan of pillow talk. He wants to sit quietly in the peace of post orgasm and stare out the window maybe have a rare smoke. He'll cuddle you if you ask and are quiet about it.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He likes his legs. And his chest. And his wings.

He'll lie and say he's a tits man but what he really likes is his partner's face.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

It's vaguely sweet since he eats a lot of fruit and he likes coming on your thighs and stomach

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Doesn't really have any. He's private about his sex life compared to a lot of other guys because he doesn't brag but he doesn't really feel shame about his sexual desires. I do think he'd be a little ashamed of having a partner much younger than him in a relationship. He doesn't want people to think he's taking advantage of you, even if he does find your ingenue vibe very attractive

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Very experienced but you don't know it until you get him into bed. He doesn't like to brag. His previous conquests will do that for him

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He likes it when you're on your back on the bed or the desk or the counter and hes standing up

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Slightly more to the goofy side, simply as a way to defuse the tension. He likes to make his partner feel comfortable. He also just doesn't take stuff too seriously.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He doesn't have a lot of body hair and his bush kinda matches his head hair and looks like an upside down palm tree. Don't laugh at it he'll get cranky

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He tends to have more casual sex than actual relationships, and he's not really a super romantic guy either. I think his love language is quality time. Anyway I think he's a good lover he's just not very intimate or romantic about it usually. I think the intimacy is more something that evolves naturally from when he keeps coming back if I'm making sense

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Usually does it in the shower because it's the most reliable time and place that he gets left alone. Somebody's always asking him to reattach their pinky or look at their weird rash on this ship

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Brat tamer. He likes a little challenge to his authority. And an excuse to punish.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

The bedroom is a classic but due to aforementioned vying for his time anywhere with a lock on the door is his preference. Some people on this ship don't know how to knock.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

He really likes it when you get dressed up all nice for him. He likes a little insubordination too.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He's not into any serious edgeplay where he has to be super careful about managing your safety- breathplay, suspension, knife or gunplay, cutting or whipping, stuff like that. He also hates if you do something just cause it gets him off. It's important to him that you're just as into it.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Eats pussy absolutely spectacularly and enjoys it, it's an open secret among the nurses who absolutely take advantage. Can appreciate a good blowjob as a quick and easy way to get off but he doesn't like to suck dick very much himself.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.

Tends toward hard and steady but a little on the slow side. He likes to take his time with good things in life.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Like I said he likes to take his time, so he's not huge into quickies. But if a partner initiates one he's not going to say no.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He doesn't like super risky kink where he genuinely has to worry about harming you. However he does like making you struggle to be quiet so you don't get caught. He's pretty game to experiment otherwise though.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Can last a good while but he's too old cum more than once an hour these days.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He's got one or two, a Fleshlight and maybe a vibrator or dildo. He usually uses them on himself but if a partner shows interest he'll use them on you.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Definitely a bit of a tease. He likes taking his time and making a partner beg for it before finally giving it to them. But he can also be pretty giving and indulgent it honestly depends on his mood.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He's a pretty quiet guy naturally. He'll grunt and moan softly and swear a little. But he's not usually very loud or talkative.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Generally a top, and was pretty strict about it when he was younger but he loosened up a bit as he got older. Now he'll bottom very occasionally if he's in the mood for it and it's pretty spectacular.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He's got chicken legs despite them being his strongest body part. He shaves his chest hair so his tattoo is visible. Respectably average dick. Uncircumcised. Used to have a tan line from his stupid anklet. Still has a sandals tan.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Pretty average. It's not high but it'll keep you satisfied.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

One of those weird guys who doesn't get sleepy after sex. He likes to just sit quietly and stare out the window. He prefers a partner that falls asleep immediately because then he gets his peace and quiet. And he likes to watch his partner sleep because he thinks it's cute.

#i cannot find the person who made this template OTL #searching tumblr is useless #and duckduckgo has gone to shit #mine #one piece smut #marco the phoenix #marco the phoenix smut #headcanons #these are honestly so fun to write #anyway i have specific marco opinions #i used to think he was so ugly #but somewhere along the line i got the one piece brainworms #that make you lust over the ugliest man imaginable #its his mature experience vibes #theyre hot okay #im still not as gone as the girlies who wanna fuck bugggy #no shade #marco x reader #marco the phoenix x reader #my writing #reader insert #x reader

[ghuleh-recs]

COME GET YALL FREE SEROTONIN (aka Copia giggling at Aether’s lil jump)

#i know i’ve seen this here before but tumblr’s search is useless #i caught it when i was looking for gif content and wanted to share #the band ghost #cardinal copia #papa emeritus iv #aether ghoul

[merrylark]

Trent Crimm’s journey from flinching every time Roy yells

to ‘shouting is Roy’s love language’

is something that can actually be so personal

#ted lasso spoilers #ted lasso tv #ted lasso parallels #ted lasso #trent crimm #roy kent #dottie lasso #useless tumblr gif search function won’t find me a gif of that second moment #even though I’ve seen one and I know the maker’s username #*throws things*

[not-so-rosyyy]

Just noticed that #3, 6, and 7 of your 2024 TZ predictions have already happened 2 months into the year so.. congrats on your new messiah status.

I've completely forgotten about that...💀

yeah, call me Paul Atrosyyydes.

#ask #i had to go into my archives to look for this one #goddamn this useless tumblr search

[alexturner2005]

Do you happen to know in what interview did miles switch a painting in Alex's house to mess with him or it was vice versa? I feel like I read that somewhere but I can't find it online at all, did I dream it 😂

that sounds sort of familiar, but unfortunately i can’t remember well enough to know what it’s from :( does anyone else know?

#i tried searching for it but google didn’t help and tumblr’s search is useless

[prize-pig-collection]

If you can still get up, are you sure you’re actually full? 🤔

#life advice for piggies #sorry I know I’ve seen this before #but tumblr search is basically useless so

[zombee]

my nandermo brainrot: you came back

me: never left

#nandermo #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #listen to me #i made this post once before but tumblr search functions are useless

[voxofthevoid]

I see that you reblogged adorably cute hydrid JJK art. Do you like the hybrid AUs? Does there happen to be any in your not-quite-100 plot bunnies?

I do! Catboys in particular do things to me, and there's so much JJK (and goyuu, specifically) art of that. It's delightful.

And yep, there is an anthro AU in my not-quite-100 (for how long, one wonders) list. I've talked about it a bit here (funnily enough, that anon was also prompted by the same art you're talking about).

Here are a few more notes from that AU, rather NSFW this time—a bunch of escalating intimacy scenes before the main course (fully shifted Yuuji fucking Gojou). They're also directly from my notes, so I just use a mix of letters and names for characters, and it's generally very bare-bones...and horny. To quote my tags from that linked anon: #the art: cute wholesome healed my soul immediately #my fic outline: balls-to-walls porn

Y asking G if he can help Y learn to shift voluntarily. Thin excuse for sex on both ends. Start with them topless. G shows off by sprouting fur all along his body for Y, who touches him all over and then gets distracted by G’s nipples. And G’s like, are you taking advantage of my time and educational spirit to cope a feel, and Y’s like uhh busted for a second before G tells him to commit to it then.

Gojou demonstrates his free shifting, and Yuuji's very gentle, innocent exploration (it's so white! And fluffy! And soft! He puts his whole face in it!) turns not so gentle or innocent until Gojou's rutting into the mattress and coming just from his student being mean to his tail.

Gojou hugging Y from behind after class or a mission and asking him to be more subtle unless he wants G to pounce on him midway—just like this. Handjob from behind, clean-up with a handkerchief (Y's like, do you just carry that around and G goes, how else will i accost cute, unsuspecting boys, and Y weakly says that sounds really perverted). Y can feel G's hard, but the others come looking then and they have to straighten out and go. M and N aren't fooled but just seem resigned + exasperated.

#i love my anons #anon #goyuu #fic: divine nights #finding the OG ask was a task and a half #tumblr search was beyond useless #and searching for my fic tags yielded jackshit #I had to go through my anon tag and ctrl+f 'anthro'

[avengersome]

#all creatures great and small #siegfried farnon #audrey hall #siegfried x audrey #ao3 #this is not the gif I wanted to use but the tumblr gif search is useless #I wanted the one of Siegfried and the lamb but this one vaguely fits for the start of the story at least #spring Fever Challenge

[tabswrites]

OC Smash or Pass

Tagged by @writernopal here!

Gently tagging: @mister-writes @pheita @writingrosesonneptune @writingmaidenwarrior

Adrin Valic: Sad Boy Supreme™️

(Art by @drawingrosesonneptune)

Facts:

24 years old

6’1

Bisexual

Pros:

Doesn’t have a type. All are welcome.

Totally comfortable on top or bottom

Very eager to please ;)

Would definitely make you breakfast in bed

If you pull his hair, he will moan 😏

His Aura makes certain…uhhh, sensations more intense

Cons:

Not interested in anything other than FWB—he doesn’t think he deserves it

He’ll listen to you, but don’t expect him to open up.

His best friend is a really angry lesbian who will strongly encourage you to leave him alone

Has a deeply codependent relationship with his felisquama (cat-lizard), Irk.

#oc smash or pass #wip: tomb of light #oc: adrin #tumblr’s search feature is absolutely useless btw #apparently I never post about Irk which I know is a lie

[the-cookie-of-doom]

Someone help me find a fic, I saw an excerpt and I can’t find it again 😭 Chay was talking to his therapist about becoming a camboy??

#cookie speaks #fml I saw it like two days ago #but I can’t find it on ao3 #and we know how useless tumblr search is #help #kimchay

[pauls1967moustache]

"I was doing murals for The Beatles. I did a mural in Paul's house and I lived with him for six months and then a mural in Ringo's house too, when I lived with him for six months. This was at the time of Sergeant Pepper. Originally Paul asked me to stay with him and I realised, after a short time, that Jane Asher was away in America doing some theatrical production and that he didn't really want me to paint a mural, he just wanted company, because every time I got started painting Paul would say, 'Come on, let's go off to the recording studio'! 'Come on, let's go off to a nightclub'!, 'I've got a meeting with Epstein, will you come along'? "

"I was just a friend, really, but after Jane came back he told me Ringo wanted a mural and I went over to live with Ringo. I found out that Ringo didn't want a companion, he actually wanted a mural painting."

The psychedelic murals were certainly not limited to walls as Dudley explains: "I was actually painting a car for a guy called Tara Browne and he was the one who was mentioned on the Sergeant Pepper track blowing his mind out in his car. He actually got killed in a car crash. We were painting Tara's car and Tara was a close friend of Paul's."

#moustache ref #sorry I know someone’s posted this before and I’ve also definitely reblogged it but tumblr search is useless #and I needed it in the tag #k bye

[thetwelfthcrow]

i'm certain that ages ago i made a post about good omens!4433 as like a half thought and i've been looking for my own post about it forever and i can't fucking find it.

#zhalia's lil' chit chat #tumblr archive? not that i can find #search function? useless as expected #>:(

[akasanata]

Hello hello! 2, 3 & 5 for ask game :)

Yaaay, thank you!!! 🥳

2. show us a picture of your handwriting?

3. 3 films you could watch for the rest of your life and not get bored of?

In this corner of the world

The sound of music

Mulan

5. what made you start your blog?

Authors on AO3 saying "I have more unedited chapters on my tumblr!"

#tumblr gif search function is as useless as ever #thank you so much for the asks #they're so fun #ask #vintagelacerosette #ask game

[jakes3resin]

Did I ever actually post my Modern Clegan break up AU thoughts? Or did I just vague post about it because I was in the beginnings of my England Arc mental spiral?

#tumblr search function is useless so even if i searched for I'd never find it #i don't think i did?

[lallyloo]

My favorite rhink moments revolve around how protective Rhett seems to be always over Link. He doesn't hesitate before always throwing in "are you ok" In such serious tone whenever Link has the slightest of inconvenience in such a protective momma bear manner. He doesn't even bother curbing this instinct, Link's safely seems to be always top priority 🥹

YES

[gif by @graveyard-whistler]

#ask me stuff #rhink #i'm sure there are more recent examples of this but tumblr gif search is useless sometimes #but yes anon i agree!