#seeing it high is def the way to do it

[thechildisgone]

bottoms was fun lmao it grew on me as it went on too. loved the use of total eclipse of the heart i was just thinking about how i love that song recently. and karolina from succession being in it which i knew but was still like omggg about it. also i love how jeff is like the token name for horrible straight guy in a lot of media. my dads name is jeff. lol

#seeing it high is def the way to do it #lmao #my mom saw meg 2 while i saw this and i just snuck in to her theater and theres no one else do we’re having fun #lmaoo #we saw the first meg togrther #there were only two other young women in my theater #they barely laughed or reacted smh but i was giggling #o and hazel was the best character #i like rachel and ayo as actors and their bff chemistry was cute #the previews were so long too omgg but mostly interesting. there was a french movie that looked cool and succession like #also loved the complicated part #im tryin to be vague to not spoil things i think going in blind is best

[wing-dingy]

I mean Frankie kinda reminds me of hot rod Herman Munster

Which would make some sense since yk they're both Frankenstein monsters

#either way it looks like its just a leather hat people #if you seriously think its a n*zi hat or a cop hat or smth think for 5 seconds why the fuck a doll company would for kids would do that #i dont think its a gakuran either with the chains and emblem going on #and like leather daddy gear def had an impact on fashion #but overall its just a leather hat its not that deep 💀💀 #but idk i see herman hfbcncjd #monster high

[faunandfloraas]

i do find the difference between jpop/kpop showcasing people who didn't necessarily have the most raw talent to begin with openly working hard to become better singers or dancers vs the western, and specifically US obsession with acting like the only real talents are the ones who were "born" with it from day dot interesting.

#this isnt a Ooh western music bad post either by the way #i do just find the way over time its gone from ever really showing any of the hard work a person put in to just pretending it was 100% #natural is very interesting #bc No... even the people with natural talent have to nurture it #whereas seeing someone who was kinda terrible to begin and actively showing them improve and being like This was bc they practiced is nice #although that def seems less of a thing as kpop gets bigger and bigger #ive seen some terrible vids of idols and its like no you put in the money to train them properly good lord #its the same way i always find the obsession with bands in the west forming “naturally” rather than being put together funny #like I get it bc some lil high school friends makin a group and becoming big is very fun and cool #but so often those groups implode and ended up hating each other #a group of musicians getting together bc they're musicians doesn't inherently make them less interesting as a group that formed on their ow

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

i don't care if her kit sucks i'm building her anyways

#genshin impact #genshin art #genshin fanart #candace #candace fanart #genshin impact art #genshin impact fanart #genshin candace #me: cannot draw weapons #also me: hm yes i am going to draw a spear AND her sheild #her design is soooooo pretty #her EYES. I ADORE HER EYES #as usual click to see it in higher def #someone suggested i draw Arlecchino but i couldn't find the reference in high quality #so if anyone has that send it my way because i do want to draw her #anyways note to self do not open clip studio and a game at the same time #or my computer just gives up #wifi draws #good evening :)

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

#yesterday i was wandering around the campus where ive resided these last 4 years bc ive banned myself from running until my leg heals #and i was thinking like. what am i gonna miss about this place when i leave? bc im always thinking abt the things i cant wait to get away #from. and its a real short list. ill miss the palm trees bc i never get sick of seeing thrm. theyre so weird #ill miss the yucca. again bc theyre so weird looking. ill miss the way u can see where all the ants r bc in the non human populated areas #there isnt grass everywhere bc desert. ill miss that there r so many birds of prey hanging around. and the road runners and all the lil #lizards. and maybe in an abstract way ill miss being so close to the boarder bc when u live near a boarder boarders feel like bullshit #like staring down the road into another country. idk theres something i like abt that. ill probably also miss being able to run outside #all year long bc in the winter during the day all u need is a light jacket lol. where im going it gets real cold 🥶 #maybe ill even miss the constant blue skies. but idk ive always liked a cloudy sky better. makes me think of home haha #ill def miss how convenient my apartment rn is. the loft bed. the low cost. the 5min walk to campus. sigh. but thats pretty much it. i #dont think ill miss anything else. im not really close with anyone. my boss was the reason i came here and she left this school in January #so thats it i guess. i think i stayed a year too long and was not well for a lot of my time here but so it goes #just gotta move to the next place. just gotta pray pray pray that i find an apartment soon. i dont even wanna say anything abt it bc im #afraid to jinx things. even tho thats irrational. like. i just gotta somehow project how good a tenant i am. im so quiet u will never see #me and i never complain abt anything bc i have brain problems. sigh. i cant wait for this transition to b over #im so so so ready to be in a new place doing new things. but at least my energy is back. im back to high energy on little sleep lol #i dont understand how my body functions lmao. somehow when i get a normal amount of sleep it's a sign that i feel awful #unrelated

[cutemeat]

s16 we should get a macden sex scene where we get that sort of In-A-Box panning camera where we shift into a top down view of dens bed and it pans to den and he’s sweaty and his eyes are closed and he’s smiling and it keeps panning and we get to mac and he’s just like looking off to the side sort of giving like the Scratching My Head look because it was so ass. basically it was everything den has ever wanted but mac is so upset and scared because the pussy was trash and he doesn’t know if he can live with that in a relationship [it’s all in his head he was just so nervous he couldnt focus on the task that well and he’s self sabotaging almost. after they do it again he’s like wooooah.. woah] [this will not happen]

OHHH NO THAT'S SO GOOD I LOV THE WHOLE MAC SELF-SABOTAGING THING THAT'S LIKE... SO REAL??? 100% putting WAY too much pressure on himself (thnx to dennis tbh) meanwhile den is just like. content as could be, not a single goddamn complaint. tbh i think that's a lot more the core Macden dynamic... i like the running implication throughout the show that balance is restored to their relationship anytime they bang lolll (think s6/s15)

i rlly can see mac spending the whole time agonizing n weighing the Pros and the Cons n just catastrophizing to No End but then they bang a second-time n then shit's fine LOL very typical mac </3

#itd be a good overall resolution to their conflict that started in s6 as well #like they banged after the events of Gets Divorced n so den then assumed they were all good... ready to go back to their Manhunters pre- #Break Up dynamic... like litrlly the whole thng of den getting pissed at mac abt not doing the matching costumes in s6 is all him getting #upset that things arent fixed between them... like he wants matching outfits like in Manhunters... cuz hes a bad psych n doesnt understand #theres deeper shit that needs to be done lol both on their individual ends and in their relationship/communication btween the two of em #at least at that point back in s6 there was... cuz litrlly mac was having his gay awakening IN REAL TIME whereas dens already had his #n just represses it but hes like. Had It.. whereas for mac it was totally new territory n he just wasnt ready. n den got pissed #cuz his expectations Were too high at that time </3 #so yea itd be a good resolution to do smth like thisss #i think itd def work a lot better in s16 than it did in s6 as a resolution LOLLL theyve both done a lot between then n now #srry see im way too lost in the sauce. u stay on. reasonable expectation grounds [this will not happen] meanwhile im like o yea. so true so #canon lets entertain the possibilities </33 this is why im a dennis kinnie sigh #macden #macdennis

[reaumantic]

jokes aside obviously i knew it wasn’t going to be sunshine and rainbows but what actually surprised me was how much walt fucking hated jesse. as if he wasn’t running his whole operation in the beginning

#like jesus i thought they would at least be like. neutral. #‘jesse is just a loser junkie high all the time’ BRO YOU COOK AND SELL METH. WHAT FUCKING HIGH GROUND DO U HAVE #it’s not about the health care system it’s abt how the war on drugs has so drastically affected the way people see morality and crime that #walt is treated with sympathy up until he snaps whereas jesse who was actively trying to do some kind of good is demonized by everyone for #his addiction 😐 #i hate it here #which also hilarious that for years the only thing i’ve seen abt it was that it was abt the failings of the healthcare system #and while that def plays a part it was wayyyy more about how this white middle aged man felt emasculated by accepting help. #walt you CHOSE to do that

[wizardfvcker]

so the thing is that i do believe if you create a degree that is designed in such a way that students don’t ever do ONE (1) single essay in the entire Four Years it lasts* then it is deranged and insane to be like oh i see you’re about to graduate. you need to write a 40 page long thesis worth FIFTEEEN CREDITS btw and no one is going to help you or guide you in any way (ANY WAY!!! WHATSOEVER!!!!!) LET ALONE your thesis supervisor. good luck lol. also you need to orally present it to a group of 3 professors and if they don’t like it you will not graduate. byee

#* i don't mind that. i hate essays. but #.txt #sorry i feel insane thinking about my thesis and how badly its looking because um im stupid and picked a topic that barely has any info <3 #thats def my fault but also OHGRGRHGRGR IM KILLING MYSELF!!!! IM KILLING IM BITING HOW DO I DO THIS SHIT???? #I HAVENT EMAILED MY SUPERVISOR IN A MONTH BECAUSE IM STRESSING ABOUT EXAMS BUT I ALSO HAVE NOTHING TO SHOW HER!!!!!!!! #no offense but i stressed out about this way before i even finished high school and i was right for it #without being conceited i have very good grades so far but i am genuinely like. this might be what gets me lmao #anyway time to have a good little cry and then see people for the first time in like a week #i literally cannot stress how much we have not done one single essay or presentation in our whole degree #OR LIKE ANY RESEARCH WORK? #ITS JUST CRAZY ITS CRAZY BEHAVIOR #okay I'm normal I'm ormal

[lynettethemadscientist]

Is it weird that I never cared about picture quality until I became an Elvis fan? ^^; Before this I was content to watch movies on vhs or dvd or whatever form I had immediate access to. But now I'm frantically searching for a bluray copy of Flaming Star

#Me 4 months ago: 480p 1080p who cares as long as I can see the film? #Elvis: hey baby #Me: if I don't have every one of this man's movies in high def whats even the point? #Elvis raising my standards in more ways than one i guess #elvis presley #elvis movie #elvis film #my wallet is BEGGING me not to do this

[midwestgender]

could write a fucking book about the phenomenon in the psychological community in which children are described as fitting many of the criterion for autism or adhd but not fully ‘fitting’ the description and/or the fact that they are hyperlexic or hyperverbal being used to justify not giving them a diagnosis and then the psychology community essentially brushes this VERY LARGE group of children aside because they overwhelming grow up to be ‘neurotypical’ or neurotypical passing. It’s actually largely accepted in the psychological community that there are many children who exhibit autistic symptoms but ‘grow out of it’, and they will even say this about kids who were straight up nonverbal until the age of six or so. And it sucks because there isnt really a way to study this group of people because they arent ever diagnosed, they never get treatment, so they have no clinical record to do followup on. I would wager that these kids that supposedly ‘grow out of autism’ are actually highly likely to have mood disorders + personality disorders in their adult life because they are essentially just highly masked individuals.

#im def one of these ppl by the way <3 #and psychologists who accept the idea of #'high functioning autistics' or 'aspergers syndrome' or whatever u want to call it STILL dont see the above kind of people as autistic #and the thing is i have never and still do not really fit the criteria for autism. #but i still consider myself autistic because i think the issue is the criterion not me

[daz4i]

this is gonna sound a little bit insane probably but. okay so my vocal coach is really insistent that i develop some confidence and be kinder to myself and like, so do most people in my life really bc they want me to be happy ig. but i’m so afraid it’ll make my confidence bloat and i’ll become blind to my flaws or see myself as better than i actually am and make an ass of myself or become mean and arrogant. so i just don’t but i think this is making people mad. h

#like seeing firsthand someone think they're a way better person than they actually are put this in perspective even more #how much i DON'T wanna become smth like that. it's not only embarrassing it's also uncomfortable for those around you #bc no friend is gonna call you out on smth like that. like no one's gonna tell you ''you're a way worse person than you think you are'' #so the slap you WILL get from reality would be even worse and you'll probably end up hurting people on the way there too #and i'm very scared of hurting people aslkdjfghj i really really don't wanna do that #my standards for being good are just impossibly high so it feels like beating myself up for any mistake is the only way to enforce them #and i know that's not healthy but i know myself and i know i'm Not good and can get mean and full of myself very fast #so when it comes to hurting others or hurting my mental health the choice seems very obvious yknow?? the numbers are clear #yeah i def sound insane now. sorry

[tteokdoroki]

jock bf yuuji who’s tongue lolls out of his mouth when he feels u cum on his dick and then he ends up cumming when you suck on his tongue as it hangs out of his mouth <3 he’s a big manhandler and so unbelievably strong, has def broken the weak frame of your dorm bed at least once <3 loves sleeping over and then waking up to you in the early morning light, eats you out then has you ride him and you’re both thinking about it for the rest of the day <3 yuuji sends you the riskiest texts too, texts you that he can’t stop thinking about how good you looked when you sucked him off the night before and now you’re distracted in the library <3

ִ ࣪𖤐๋࣭ — JOCK BF!YUUJI ENTRY #6. pleasure prioritised.

about. just some scenarios of an incredibly strong jock boyfriend pleasing his girlfriend in different ways. thank you nonnie for driving me up the wall with this!!! ( 1K )

warnings. minors, blank and ageless blogs do not interact. nsfw, smut, college!au, characters aged up to 20s, creampies, messy makeouts, breaking the bed, strength!kink, unprotected sex, oral sex (f + m!receiving), jock bf!yuuji, weird + fem!reader.

everybody knows that yuuji itadori is strong, he wouldn’t be the star athlete in the soccer team if that wasn’t the case. 

with muscles that ripple when he moves, thick thighs that spread wide and flex on instinct and dark eyes that shine like gold while pulling you in — it’s no wonder why half of the campus wants a piece of him. luckily enough, yuuji itadori only wants to give himself to you.

yuuji only uses the full extent of strength when he devotes his body to pleasing you. when it’s lights out at your dorm go out, and the common spaces are vacant while your roommates party the night away and all that remains is a man who loves his girlfriend with all of his entirety. and a girl who loves him all too much, right back. he pins you to the bed, pelvis to pelvis as yuuji uses all of his might to pound into you.

his thrusts are usually heavy, but thoughtful and with meaning — designed to make you see bright, shining stars behind your eyelids and pull an angels song from between your lips. itadori doesn’t just fuck you —  his sweet girlfriend, his everything, his purpose. he makes love to you, makes the bed rock while his sticky tip stays tacked to your g-spot and safe, comforting brown his eyes stay locked on yours, reminding you of how much you are loved as you tremble and quake beneath him. 

there’s often a dull thump to the wall from where the force of yuuji’s hips drive the headboard into it. only you ever have the power to make your man that feral, have him drooling like a dog with its tongue in the wind whenever he has the chance to sink into your tight heat. it’s the way your snug little pussy ripples around the giant jock’s fat girth, his tummy smooshed up against your puffy clit does nothing to help him either. the more ecstasy he gives you, the more you clench down on your boyfriend and the further his eyes disappear into his skull. 

itadori just loves being inside of you, tucking his thriving dick away inside your velveteen walls, hearing your pussy suction around you and your cheap dorm mattress squeak in harmony with your hiccuped moans. yuuji, yuuji, yuuji. his name on your kiss swollen and tear glossed lips is enough for the pink haired man to break the bed from how hard and deep he thrusts into you. even when it does collapse in on itself, yuuji doesn’t dare stop until you’re cumming in sweet streams around him — painting his toned stomach and washboard abs in your arousal before he fills you up with his own thick white.

he usually cums with his drooling tongue in your mouth and an arm wrapped around your head, keeping you tucked underneath while he grinds his hips through your shared highs. sometimes salacious laments and high-pitched whines manage to slip through the cracks — which mean noise complaints from the Dean of your dorm and a call to maintenance in the morning to fix your destroyed bed (and walls).

mornings are no different (once your bed is fixed), yuuji itadori always fails to keep his hands to himself and if he’s lucky enough to stay the night — he uses those very same greedy and large hands to pleasure you all throughout sunrise. you wake up to find fingers on the swollen little nub tucked between your puffy pussy lips and his eager tongue swiping over the eight of your slit to catch any of your juices before they’re wasted on cheaply made college-friendly sheets. 

it’s a sight to behold, the way you arch your back from the bed and your thighs quiver either side of a head full of bright pink hair that tickles their insides. you can’t help but tug on the soft tufts — dragging yuuji further into your creamy cunt while accidentally kicking plushies galore from their place amongst your pillows and blankets. itadori remains a messy eater, slurping on your succulent folds, running laps over every inch of the heat between your glorious thighs. 

except you don’t get to cum on his mouth or his tongue on mornings like this — instead yuuji likes to really show off his strength. he likes you in his lap and seated on the swell of his fat, oozing girth. he adores plugging you full, watching you writhe above him for something, anything. any type of thrust or friction. yuuji can’t help himself, he’s always dying  to grope the globes of your ass when you’re riding him, using the strength in his arms  to hold over his bright red ans milky tip before pumping himself all the way into you in one calculated thrust upwards. 

both of you cum before either of your alarms go off, messy as always but content. you’re happy with yuuji and he’s always so happy to please you — it’s the least he could do for his precious girl. 

itadori always leaves you with a limp throughout the rest of your day — a comfortable pain in the base of your spine that reminds you of how deep he’d gone. there’s a dampness to your underwear during your classes too, reminding you of how much hot, oozing seed the jock had filled you up with. ‘keep it there,’ the pink haired soccer player tends to ask with those guilt-tripping puppy dog eyes of his. ‘want you walking around with my cum dripping down your thigh, so that everyone knows who you belong to.’

you often wonder what the campus would think if they knew how debauched their star player really was.

they’d have a field day if they saw the texts yuuji sent you while wiping the floor with his teammates during practices. pictures of his erection in the changing room mirrors and maybe some of your pretty face while he had you cumming on just his tip. sometimes paragraphs detailing how he was going to ruin your pussy, make you see god or even reach cloud nine. some tell you how much itadori misses your plush lips wrapped around him as he cums down your throat. 

but no matter what way you look at it, your jock boyfriend yuuji itadori always has your pleasure prioritised at the forefront of his mind. he’d use whatever part of his body, whatever strength he has to keep you satisfied. all alongside his insatiable appetite for you and only you. 

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[saetoru]

✩ ‧₊˚ ✩。TANGLED — GETO SUGURU.

contents. just suguru needing his hair brushed for him bc he’s def so me and gets mad over the knots lol—alternative title: princess suguru and his frog <3

suguru huffs in front of your mirror—and it’s quite the frustrated huff, too—before he slams the hair brush down.

you raise a brow, “you okay over there?”

“no. ‘s knotted,” he mutters, referring to his hair. there’s a quiet grumbling of something unintelligible under his breath before he glares at himself in the mirror.

suguru loves his hair—anyone would know that just by looking at him. most guys use two-in-one shampoo (like satoru) but suguru? he practically hogs your shower space with all of the products he owns. his hair is well maintained and perfectly neat every time you see him. but sometimes, like now, it’s also a pain to brush once it’s knotted. and, well, he doesn’t handle it very well.

“you’ve been brushing for—” you pretend to check your bare wrist for the time, “—like ten minutes,” you giggle.

“very funny,” he grunts bitterly. and then, more petulantly this time, “i’m cutting it off for real this time.”

“you said that last time,” you remind him, eyes glinting with amusement.

“this time i mean it.”

“no you don’t, sugu.”

“i do,” he insists, glaring at you through the mirror, “it’s getting too long, and i don’t have the time to brush all these damn knots every two hours. so, it’s getting cut.”

“okay,” you nod casually—anyone can tell you don’t believe him.

his expression sours. suguru gets in very bad moods when his hair doesn’t cooperate, it’s evident in the way he flares his nostrils and scowls.

“you still don’t believe me? i’m being serious.”

“okay, baby,” you snort, finally deciding to take matters into your own hands as you rise from your bed and walk over. you stand behind him, reaching around him for the hair brush before gently pulling him back to stand closer. “i’ll get it for you, don’t worry. wouldn’t want your princess hair gone.”

“stop calling it that,” he groans, but the tension leaves his shoulders as soon as you gently brush through his strands, starting at the bottom and working your way up. it’s quiet for a bit—nothing but the soft sound of your humming as you work through the tangles in his long (perfect) hair.

“you could’ve just asked if you wanted me to brush it,” you tease after a few moments, “no need to throw a tantrum.”

“glad to see you’re enjoying this,” he rolls his eyes. and then, when you’ve finished and set the brush down, he turns to face you, wrapping his arms around your waist as his face finds the crook of your neck.

you hum, pecking the side of his head before threading your fingers into his dark locks, stroking through the soft strands and silently marveling at the length.

“you’re so pretty, suguru,” you murmur, “did’ya know that?”

“oh yeah?” he chuckles into your skin, lips curling into a loose smile. his arms tighten around you, pulling you impossibly closer.

“yeah,” you nod, “like a princess. my prettiest princess.”

“i thought i told you to quit with that,” he says exasperatedly—you can feel the heat from his cheeks, and you grin to yourself knowing he’s blushing as he hides his face deeper into your shoulder.

“it’s true,” you insist, “i’m no liar. i’m a truther.”

“debatable,” he mumbles. you smack his shoulder playfully, and he squeezes your hips in response. “aren’t you going to tie it for me too?” he finally asks, and you’re sure there’s a pout curled on those lips of his. you ache to kiss them—and you will, just not right now.

right now, you’ll stay like this a bit longer.

“this is real princess treatment,” you sigh dramatically, “yes your highness. i’ll tie it too.”

“thank you,” he says, thoroughly satisfied. and then, quieter, like it’s a secret only you’re supposed to know, “i love you.”

“i love you too,” you happily murmur, “but that might change if you cut your hair.”

“are you only dating me for my hair?”

“yes,” you snicker playfully, “it’s the main appeal. the princess appeal.”

“you know what,” suguru says thoughtfully, “i’ll be your princess.”

“really?” you gasp in excitement, making him nod into your neck as he presses a delicate kiss to your skin.

“sure,” he grins slyly, “and you can be the frog.”

the moment is officially ruined—and for a second, you think you might just have to cut his hair off in his sleep after that one.

come join me in the most self indulgent drabble once again. also the title being tangled even tho the reference is the princess and the frog is a tad bit funny to me jdjsjd i did giggle i can’t lie

#teepods.writings #drabbles. #geto x reader #geto x y/n #geto x you #geto fluff #jjk x reader #jjk x you #jjk fluff #geto suguru x reader #geto suguru x you #geto suguru fluff #jujutsu kaisen x you #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu kaisen fluff

[thanksfortheflaglove]

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#hi guys #havent been on since my last bad night and the last couple days werent good but i had a smoke sesh each night so xoxo #semi went out for the first time since the Traumatic Night! #just got v high and went to a house show (my fav pastime if im going out btw) #i was actually enjoying myself but my friends didnt really wanna be there so i left alot sooner than i wouldve liked to so i was kinda #bummed about that but we went back and my high ass watched my policeman for the FIRST TIME #me not seeing that yet just shows how bad of a spot i was in with everything in the past two months and the healing from those two months #like if im not on here or doing things for myself that make me happy something def isnt right and that was the case that whole time and #recently lmao #sorry this is a big whole rant but. i only had one drink tonight but im honestly kinda scared to start drinking again bc for two months #straight i was ***** ******** every weekend and everytime i was i was also doing redacted (i refuse to attach it to my name) #although my lucky ass unfortunately but thankfully got a reality check and i immediately cut off redacted person and stopped doing the #redacted thing that redacted person had introduced me to. tomorrow will be 4 weeks without it and its terrifying some of the withdrawal #thoughts and symptoms that ive been going through #and in my very bad mental health moments its terrifying that my mind immediately goes right back to it remembering how good it would make #me feel but after that night i know that it just simply isnt worth it and i think im strong enough to put that above my thoughts #anyway. its just scary bc whenever i thnk about it im like do i really not have to do it ever again 🙄 but like yes dumbass exactly that bc #its way too easy to fall back into that pattern and especially when u've built up a tolerance for something it can often be twice as bad th #second time around or anytime u take a break (can apply to alot of things but) from experience. getting in this kind of pattern is extremel #risky and again. simply isnt worth it #idrk where i was going with this but some days are harder than others which is why i havent been on the past few days but im trying to get #the healing process going and am signing myself up for therapy again and am just really trying my absolute hardest #in the new year especially i want to set alot of goals for myself like. with therapy im thinking about journalling again and getting into #spirituality and astrology and crystals and all the good vibes bc i really need to unlearn the things i was taught and get my confidence #back and rewire my mindset and find my peace again #that last time i went through something half the severity of this and was in this mindset i just looked at the world so much differently #and whether its through some of these things or not. im just really trying to find myself again after having that pretty much taken from me #and although its a process that im still starting i really am excited for it #anyway. HI lol #drugs /

[simpjaes]

thoughts on jayhoon (maybe hyungline) with an inexperienced gf?!.. please 😩🫶

hyung line + inexperienced reader

★ heeseung:

i'm not saying he would look for an inexperienced girlfriend so she sees him as a sex god, but i'm also not saying that it wouldn't be a plus in the relationship.

I think he'd be gentle on purpose at first [probably struggling to hold back too], working his way up, up, up to where he wants to be regarding his sex life. the first time would probably be vanilla sex, where he's sliding in nice and gentle, praising you and cooing in your ear like "feel how wet you are for this, baby-" and "you're really loving this, yeah?"

and he'll be like that for like...idk, a week tops before he starts being dirty rather than gentle. snapping his hips and cooing out the same praise when you tense up at the force. caressing your cheek when he face fucks you :( loving how you gag consistently because you've only sucked his dick before.

idk, i think heeseung would be obsessed with being the standard™ and i also don't think he'd be able to stay gentle with you when you just...like...let him fuck you however he wants.

☆ jay:

he likes inexperienced girls because they get soooooooooooooo fucking wet. and the only thing he loves more than girls who drip for him is a girl who makes him drip for her.

thankfully, it goes both ways when it comes to inexperienced girls. he'd def get soooo so so hard knowing he can please you without much effort. i'm talking one little touch to your clit, one slide of his cock into you and you're quivering? he'd def be the one saying shit like "this is all it takes to have you like this?" and "here, spread your legs more, i can go so deep-"

probably entirely obsessed with knowing he's one of the only cocks you've taken. fr so possessive and not wanting you to take anyone other than him after the fact too. also obsessed with showing you each new thing and loving how you try your best on him too. from being bad at sucking cock to having him shaking within just a few days. he loves a high sex drive fr, you're such a fast learner too. probs worries about you running off someday and using that tongue thing you picked up on someone else ;-;

plus, it never hurts for jay to be the one bringing the majority of the pleasure. In fact, it's probably his favorite role to play.

★ jake:

jake is the guy who is confidently fucking clumsy with his dick. an inexperienced girl would be perfect for him for several reasons.

for one, you're probably willing to try just about everything without him feeling embarrassed or weird about liking certain things. secondly, you'd be so easy to turn on and that, in turn, would have him nearly cumming in his pants. lastly, you'd probably be so fucking tight that he wouldn't have to do much at all in regards to thrusting. just cock warming feels like he's fucking you senseless with the way you grip and clench him.

i am a firm believer in switch!jake, so i think he could not only take care of you and become utterly drunk for such an inexperienced pussy, but let you become drunk for his more experienced cock in whatever way you please.

he would not care whether what you to do him feels good, hurts, or feels absolutely awful. he'd be gentle with his words too, guiding you with that pretty smile on his face like "here, try holding your hand still so I can fuck up--" or "hold onto me," when he slides in, following up with moans of "feel how tight you are around me? fuck, i don't even have to fuck you, do i?"

idk, jake would be a perfect lover in any regard because i think he'd be rough when asked, submissive when asked, or simply vanilla when asked.

☆ sunghoon:

on fucking god this guy would be so gentle, going at your pace and consistently checking up on you despite wanting to rail you into the next fucking dimension if you so much as asked him to.

i don't think he'd really want an inexperienced girl because he wouldn't want to have to hold himself back, but it wouldn't be a deal breaker for him in the slightest.

the issue is that like, when you moan so much with such a pretty, strained voice, he has to fucking fight gods to keep himself from holding you down and just taking you for all your worth. but man is it worth it when you're ready for him to do that to you.

im not saying he'd train you or anything, unlike heeseung, who definitely would. I'm just saying you'd grow so accustomed to his size and the way he fucks you that you'd probably find it hard to think of anyone else knowing your body like he does.

sunghoon would def take his time learning your buttons and pressing them to get what he wants. the first time you ask him to go faster or harder though???? oh man would that lead to a full fucking night of him giving you his all. saying things like "it's okay, just--just relax," when you're tensing up under him from the force of his hips, "fuck, i can't- god you're fucking squeezing me so tight-"

fr would be unable to stop until he's cumming only to eat you out as an apology for ruining that pretty pussy of yours :(

#enhypen smut #heeseung smut #sunghoon smut #jake sim smut #jay smut #park jongseong smut #sim jaeyun smut #jake smut #hardthots #enhypen hard hours

[rene-spade]

Ok but how are the crazy f1 dads with their daughters dating? Who on the grid do they like?

oof this is a loaded ask bc they really are all out of it 😭 they just love their babies fr

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dad! kimi | growing up räikkönen!

FIRST OF ALL kimi doesn’t really vibe with most people in general, let alone anyone who’s trying to get with his little lumienkeli. kimi was lucky to raise a little girl similar to him, who listens when he places a no dating rule lasting until she’s 21 (as far as he knows anyways). despises the guys on the grid trying to get with her; he was one of them once so he thinks of them as animals, especially leclerc who’s known for his brow-raising dating life. also hates pierre but he already didn’t fw him bc he’s french. he is SLIGHTLY more easy going with women around his daughter so any grid guys with girlfriends might have an advantage. he finds that he wants the im-a-dog-and-ill-do-whatever-my-girl-says type for his daughter, but he dislikes unintelligence. he does not like anyone on the grid, but he best tolerates:

mick schumacher!

oscar piastri (+lily)

he vibes with kika okay but hates pierre 💀

bonus! he actually really likes max but his hate/distrust for jos overpowers that so he’s not letting that happen

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dad! jenson | growing up button!

OK SO JENSON is a bit less intense than kimi, however he is much more publicly affectionate with his daughter which means that he has definitely gone on public rants about how no man is good wen enough for his baby. that being said, he is a decent judge of character so he doesn’t hate anyone on the grid. but he gets real serious when he notices people hitting on his baby. this is mostly bc he was def a whore when he was younger so he isn’t quick to trust guys who are living the same lifestyle he was. he kind of turns on dad-mode when he notices anyone eyeing her up. but alas, he raised his own mini-me, who attracts just about everyone, and who likes to flirt back. it takes warming up to, but he can see himself fine with most of the drivers. he most prefers people who are friendly and who didn’t act like him when he was in f1 like:

george russel

daniel ricciardo

lando norris

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dad! fernando | growing up alonso!

NANDO IS DEFINITELY one of those guys who thinks he’s a “cool dad” bc he’s a young father and his daughter is his best friend. but in reality he’s one of those intense, fiercely overprotective dads who have impossibly high expectations for his daughters partner. 100% the type to punch a mechanic for saying gross things about his princesa. he’ll be calm and in a good mood then someone on the grid (or any man ever) mentions his daughter and he’s like 😐. UNLESS! it’s carlos. carlos is the only one who meets his standards, sorry to literally everyone else. but even with carlos, he can be a little stern just to get his point across about not messing with his only child. he just feels the need to personally approve of his daughter’s partner bc he’s hyper-paranoid about someone hurting her. his list looks something like:

carlos sainz!!!

that’s it

i mean if you put a gun to his head maybe max bc he’s a winner but he needs to learn to speak spanish so-

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dad! jos | growing up verstappen! unfortunately

FUCK JOS VERSTAPPEN obviously, however this man is one crazy dad who we have to discuss. his love for his youngest daughter is wild and unpredictable, and it’s very different from the way he treats his other children. his baby has some extreme one-sided beef with him that he’s smart enough to know about, so he isn’t too forceful about bonding, it’s definitely more desperate since max found success in f1 and she sticks with her big brother now. her entire life, he’s never allowed her to date, and when he found out about her first secret bf, he got arrested for trying to kill the kid so. he has IMPOSSIBLY high standards for his daughters partner and definitely wants her to marry within the f1 community, but he hates losers and despises half the grid.

suddenly he’s charles leclerc’s biggest fan !

lewis hamilton but he’ll never admit it

MAYBE carlos sainz

bonus! max obvi likes daniel ricciardo best but jos doesn’t fw him like that

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Ren

#dark! f1 #f1 fanfic #f1 fic #f1 grid x reader #obsessive f1 #carlos sainz x reader #charles leclerc x reader #f1 oc #f1 reverse harem #daniel riccardo x reader #max verstappen x reader #lando norris x reader #lewis hamilton x reader #kimi räikkönen x daughter reader #dad! jenson button #dad! fernando alonso #dad! kimi räikkönen #jos verstappen